#i would just strangle him

[kimbapkimbapp]

Aizawa's fav student is Bakugou but at the same time he wants to throw a microwave at his head cause he doesn't stop burning chairs.

Aizawa: Could you act like a normal person and not burn fucking everything?!

Bakugou:RHEEEEEE!

#tell me I'm wrong #bakugou sounds like that on my head #got a prob? #thought so #aizawa needs more sleep #and a better salary too #i would just strangle him #aizawa shota #aizawa #dadzawa #bakugou katsuki #bakuhoe #kacchan #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #boku no hero

[poopypeepyp]

jean-paul and tim fighting in the batcave is what fandom thinks happened between jason and tim

it's so funny to me that fanfiction version of titans tower incident (teen titans 2003 #29) is basically what canonically happened during knightquest the crusade (tec #668 and robin #1)

tim is actually 14 years old so it was a fight between an actual kid and adult instead of two teenagers

tim is beaten up in his safe place by an ally who he used to have positive feelings about (i mean it was tim who broke in and sneaked around the batcave so i don't blame jpv for self-defense!)

tim is annoyed that he worked so hard to become robin only to be shut down by jean-paul and now having to prove himself to him (didn't go well)

(detective comics #668/showcase '93 #11)

tim sasses jean-paul

(detective comics #668/bloodbath special #1)

jean-paul strangles tim lol

(detective comics #668/robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul intends to kill tim? probably? not really? i mean he kind of threatens to later in knightsend but he is in a silly goofy mood

(detective comics #677)

jean-paul immediately regrets attacking tim and is very sorry and sad wet cat (tim is not buying it (angsty))

(robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul is not in full control of himself because of The System

The System is "lazarus pit rage" except it's a religious programming and instead of seeing green jean-paul hallucinates a templar knight telling him to be batman or something

the strangling incident has lasting consequences not only on their relationship but the plot too (tim can't shut up about it)

(batman #506/#507/#508)

(catwoman 1993 #31)

tim and dick become closer after that (also dick hates jp's guts lol)

(showcase '93 #11/#12/detective comics #681)

(batman: gotham knights #14 the issue is called sibling rivalry btw. you know)

also in his azbats era jean-paul thinks he is so much better and effective than bruceman (while he is actually having a mental breakdown) and bruce feels very responsible for how he fucked up jp's psyche and deems him one of his biggest mistakes (jp and batman angst real)

(azrael 1995 #1/#2/#36 look at him he's so sad)

after knightsend jean-paul feels very guilty and becomes a better person while struggling with mental health and The System (and fights evil cult that manipulated him with his new friends)

also i personally believe none of this would have happened if tim didn't give jean-paul a bad haircut

(batman #491)

#people should start writing fanfiction about it and call it “batcave strangling incident” or something lol #anyways i wish tim and az interacted more nowadays it would be funny. please dc i want azrael #they are brothers your honor or whatever #please note that during knightfall saga jpv is in a bad place mentally.. he gets better! he is more than edgy batman(i love him in any way) #by fanfic version i just mean the tropes and misconceptions that people write ok #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batboys #titans tower #titans tower au #tim drake #robin #red robin #jason todd #red hood #jean paul valley #azrael #azbats #jpv #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #fanon vs canon #jp doesnt want to endanger children in his own vigilantism and everyone acts like he's the bad guy🙄 #where are these people who criticize batman for making robins “child soldiers” they would love this guy #this titans tower incident is whatever i just dont understand why everyone talks about it like it was important or impactful when it wasnt #i thought about including all my screenshots where dick calls jpv names but there were too many

[bri-cheeses]

Evan having an emotional support water bottle that he takes everywhere (Barty probably named it something stupid and Evan protested for a while but it somehow stuck and now it’s just named that). But anyways one year for Christmas Barty gets Evan a Stanley cup and Evan actually almost murders him and the entire time Barty’s just laughing his head off because Evan’s reaction is even better than he imagined it would be.

#to be clear i am not making fun of people who have stanley cups #i’m just syaing that Evan would strangle someone if they gave one to him #he’s so silly #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles

[medicalunprofessional]

gristol “amputees can’t fish” malik

leaked footage gristol and loboto working together before ps1

#dr loboto #caligosto loboto #gristol malik #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts 2 spoiler #gristol should be lucky he isnt real because i would strangle him if he fif #trainofthought #mannnnnnnnnnnnnn god this game is so good tho #gristol is also so gaslight gatekeep girlboss except hes a cis man #yknow what im saying?????????? #i have an entire collection of weird yt comments like this btw #just now realized i didnt color in the belt. 2 late

[buqbite]

73rd Demon King

#I like to think that he wields them like a kind of swirl that.. swirls around him #but the harm it does to him is especially clear by the story twisting itself around his neck like a noose #Eventually it would strangle him and slowly carve more and more pieces out of him (his story) until he's just a mess of story fragments #:) #orv #omniscient readers viewpoint #orv spoilers #kim dokja #orv kdj #demon king of salvation #my art

[quietwingsinthesky]

of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:

rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)

i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.

donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.

#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea #also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her. #but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor #because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws #fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go #doctor who #rose tyler #martha jones #martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god #the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well #i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me #from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy #donna noble #also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is #remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in #the other room and she. didnt notice. #rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive. #REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE #ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST #donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she #keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything #else away from her while she begs him not to. #angst <3

[petrichorium]

Literally someone put me out of my misery what the FUCK

#pattering on the roof #shaking him like a RAGDOLL #WRINGING HIS NECK WHAT THE HELL #I just. I just. imagine ppl noticing that he does this when talking to u more frequently……… I would strangle him #icy ass glare bc he’s trying to wheedle u back into bed in the morning w a pout and baby talk 😒 #char.🌧 jing yuan #JNDKCNSKF HES SO ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER CODED MAN………. #HOW MUCH DO U THINK HE DID THIS W THE QUINTET LMFAOOOOO #okay sorry I’m done spamming yall abt him I swear 🤐

[quadrantadvisor]

The Owl House takes place on a corpse. That's clear from the beginning. The people we meet, the fantastical things we see, every part of it is life that comes from death, and it's beautiful. Luz says that, the first time she's far enough away to see the bones. It's beautiful. The Titan was so full of life and magic that what he left behind could be passed on and made anew, and the people who sprung from that, who rely on it, understand that and are grateful. Everything they have is built on the bones of a god.

But what grows from the bones of children? Nothing. Nothing at all.

The Titan hunters killed children. They said they were monsters, but they were children. Children who played games and laughed and from their first conscious moments wanted to be loved and belong. And they hunted them to extinction, and kept their pristine skulls as trophies. An entire room full of them, of tiny skulls that could've become something wonderful and terrible and life-giving but never had the chance. They wear them, as a badge of honor. Look what I've done, look what I destroyed.

Philip Wittebane had been making grimwalkers for hundreds of years, sure, but even knowing that, there's so many of them. How many could've reached 20? There's piles of them, of bones and identical masks, scattered at the bottom of a pit, and god, were they dead, when he threw them down there? It's clear that he doesn't care, that the only thing that matters is disposing of them once they wear out their usefulness, moving on to the new model. Children tossed aside, left to rot and decay, and when we see them the bones are all clean.

#i just watched all 11 episodes of season 2B in one sitting and I'm #having some feelings #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #just in case #this is why I don't watch shows lol like this shit gave me heart palpitations #how am i even going to survive season 3? the answer is i won't #anyways everytime philip fucking wittebane is on screen i am screaming and crying and throwing up #if i saw him in real life i would strangle him to death with my bare hands. it would be ON SIGHT #he's too real is the problem like the harm he's caused and the way that he talks and the way hunter reacts to him #he gives me the same sick feeling as real life self righteous liars #and you know that this is a person who will never change and never listen and never admit they were wrong #and that the harm they've done will never matter to them because to them they can deny anything and justify anything #ANYWAYS. #idk if anybody'll see this post but i needed to exorcise it from my brain #god........... that show sure has a lot of fucking bones #my rambles

[blindmagdalena]

really obsessed with soulmate au’s recently and it got me thinking… what if john’s soulmate was part of the boys? a girl trying to kill him with an entire group of people also trying to kill him… and he’s fated to her? could picture him finding out and just putting his hands on his hips while turning his back to her and doing that click chuckle thing. just in utter disbelief but it is definitely on track for fate’s little play with him and his life lolol

Oohhh, you know, I've never played much with the soulmate au concept, but this struck me just right because I can so clearly see the slow, building meltdown that strikes him when that reveal drops.

The mirthless laugh, shaking his head, the hapless gesture to the ceiling before his hands drop. "Of course. Of course it's you. Why wouldn't it be? I mean—Christ, it makes sense, doesn't it? Every single person who was supposed to love me has-has fucked it, so why—" he keeps cutting into this escalating, unsettling laughter. There's nothing funny about it: you're sure that you're watching someone lose the last shred of their sanity in real time. "Why would my 'soulmate'-", he says, miming big, dramatic quotation marks. "-be any different?" That manic grin has shifted into tight baring of his teeth, a vicious sneer. He closes in on you, stands so near you can feel the heat of his breath when he hisses, "I should put you in the fucking dirt with the rest of them."

It should be terrifying, but it's hard to focus on anything other than the glassiness of his eyes. The sheer devastating heartbreak of it all, telegraphed clear as day in the way he carries himself. His eyes flare red, sizzling up the tears before they can fall. "And then you really will be all alone," you say. Maybe it's the hopelessness of the moment, maybe it's the shock of learning for yourself that he's supposed to be your one and only, but you feel numb. Frayed in a way you didn't know you could be. The crimson light of his eyes disappears in an instant, revealing surprise, followed by a wounded kind of look, before that familiar seething rage returns. "We'll see about that."

#oh man i could get carried away with this real easy #i did here lbr #i guess it's up to the author just how connected soulmates are and how that kind of reveal happens #idk i'm a baby to the genre #but it would be very fun to write a situation where HL wants to strangle them just as much as he wants to snuggle up in their lap #they're at odds in every conceivable way but there is this soul deep pull to one another #coming to terms with the fact passion is the root of BOTH hatred and love #also the idea that HL was sincerely holding out hope all this time that his One Perfect Person was out there waiting for him wounds ME #only to be struck down by the realization that oh they ALSO want him dead #aaaaaaAAAAAAA #i'm sorry i'm so rambly today lmao thank you for the ask!!! i'm gonna have brain worms all day #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #homelander x reader #homelander x you #soulmate au #my writing

[amarriageoftrueminds]

fucked-up fic idea:

Y'know that one hannigram time travel au where they both travelled so far back in time that Will woke up as a 10 year old and Hannibal was able to rescue Mischa??

Well what if: A) Hannibal was much younger when Mischa died (more like 12), and B) they had the same age-difference as Mads and Hugh?

That would mean Will waking up, potentially, trapped in his infant body rather than his child body?? and being stuck that way for years until he can grow up again? 😬 And what if Hannibal knew that would probably happen, but did it anyway??

#hannibal nbc #hannigram #murder husbands #ficbunny #au idea #hannibunny #amotm this is my design #dat's me #meta: hannibal #you can't kill the meta #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal & will's terrible adventure #how do I tag this?? body horror? is it body horror? age dysmorphia?? #I'm not stoned I swear #like I just thought what a mind-bending fic that would make #the logistics of will having to handle that #being SO UTTERLY FURIOUS with hannibal for doing it to him/them when he catches him #[ cue scene of 8 year old will trying to strangle 18 year old hannibal who is beaming at how adorable he is ] #day care providers and teachers being like 'this child is either gifted or possessed' #will being like 'this is a living nightmare' #but also 'pls don't trap me in a room full of toddlers for multiple hours 5 days a week I can't stand noise' #knowing him he'd probably turn it into some kind of Hard Candy AU #I can see de-ageing not being a problem for hannibal #because being with mischa again would make the time fly #and also he would see it as getting to spend his WHOLE life with will this time #and also probably he would be killing SO MANY child predators y'all #SO MANY

[awkwardarmadildo]

ya bitch is rewatching lockwood and co for at least the ninth time lmfao

i am a norrie×lucy×paul truther. norries a lesbian and pauls a silly little hetero and they are bros with each other and take turns making out with their bisexual girlfrwind

anyone who disagrees... fair jsut dont be a dick :c

#lockwood and co #cot3 #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #george karim #george cubbins #lockwood & co #norrie white #paul bell #a himbo #his lesbian best friend #and their disaster bisexual girlfriend #i love them #arararararraarrararar #im incapable of emoting in a normal way so i just end up #yipping #and yapping #like a feral chihuahua #WHEN I CATCH YOU JACOBS #JACOBS WHEN I CATCH YOU JACOBS #i would strangle that man #for a dorito you found on the ground #i would strangle him for a dirty floor dorito #same to mrs carlyle #also #lucys so cute in the first ep #so is george #and locky too i suppose #gods i love them so much #i am so fucking gay

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

They’re on a date

#so dapper #I just know dazai made a whole fuss abt not knowing how to do his tie so kunikid would do it for him #to which he proceeded to ask for a kiss and to be strangled #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #kunidazai

[musubiki]

I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS IDEA LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIME STRANGLED OSCAR LIKE BART SIMPSON LIKE "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!" AND OSCAR, INNOCENTLY, "What? I was bored. ^v^"

#oscar being a real pain in the ass: Wanna do a double date? #Lime: i dont mean to be an asshole but im pretty sure if we did she would try and make it so that shes with me and youre with mochi #oscar: honestly i dont mind that-- #oscar: WAIT I WAS JOKING #lime: (STRANGLES HIM AGAIN) #lime: plus i dont wanna ruin mochi time by having you and clarinette there #oscar: whats wrong with me?? #lime: ??? I WANNA BE WITH MOCHI ALONE #recently i lowkey like the gag of oscar lightly flirting with mochi to piss lime off on purpose #(you know if lime ever dumps you you could date me instead) he says with a smile #mochi: /// were not even going out.. #the sound of a snap in the distance. it was limes last straw #lime at some point:.......do you actually like her #oscar: huh? oh. nah. shes not my type. i just like the drama lol

[langernameohnebedeutung]

i'm baking them a nice big cake with an icing that reads 'stop believing his lying ass'

#I mean it's sweet that they thought he'd finally reached a point of pathetic where he wouldn't lie anymore FOR ONCE but #he also just scammed them and gaslit them and mooched off of them for months like WHy Would You. Believe. his mouth is just teeth and lies #izombie #blaine debeers #liv moore #on the other hand I love that while Ravi was highly suspicious of Blaine while Peyton and him were dating - but then magically reverts to #-Blaine has basic rights and Liv you shouldn't strangle him and punch him and maybe he didn't steal the cure benefit of the doubt' #meanwhile Liv put up with Blaine as long as he was making Peyton happy but once it turns out he hurt her she goes nuclear on his ass #big W for Liv here sorry Ravi.

[akkpipitphattana]

there is a major difference between “this character did something out of character” and “this character did something i didn’t like” and it would really benefit everyone if people learned that

#genuinely if i see one more tiktok about how aye was out of character i’m gonna start strangling #tbh it’s not even just thinking it’s out character #it’s the amount of people i’ve seen genuinely bashing him during our skyy like guys. #he doesn’t need to ask akk what’s wrong bc he KNOWS what’s wrong. if he talked to him about it #or comforted him it would ruin the surprise! #and you can say that’s a shitty thing to do but also he’s a teenager celebrating his boyfriends birthday for the first time #not all ideas are gonna be perfect 💀 doesn’t mean he’s a bad boyfriend or even that he was acting out of character #i’ve gotten so many tiktoks with the ‘i would never say that’ audio and it’s makes me violent like i’m sick of it #liz rambles

[little-laurance]

Zana being canon will always be funny to me given the pair's orgins. Like, I don't think KC and Zane interact ONCE in MCD? But mcd!KC and mcd!Zane would BOTH be pissed about their reincarnations dating each other

#smth abt Zana with the context of mcd scratches my brain in a silly little way #zane ro'meave #kawaii~chan #nana ashida #(is that her last name we decided?) #aphmau #mystreet #also Zanvis being really popular in fanon is equally funny for the same reasons #but I kinda wish Jesson did smth wackier like Zane and Laurance just because of HOW angry their mcd versions would be #idk Zane is fun to play with in Mystreet because u can imagine mcd!Zane looking at his choices and trying to strangle him