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unwinthehart · 3 months

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I'm doing a summary for a friend anyway so, here it is: THE John Travolta vs Amadeus vs Russell Crowe GATE The whole thing starts a while back, when Amadeus (the lying liar who lied) had said he wouldn't have guests because Rai is broke and then announcing John Travolta and Russell Crowe as super guests. They both asked to be involved themselves, they weren't contacted by Rai and they will get very little money for their trouble (Travolta got a costs refund, Crowe not even that and came basically for free). Their reasons for joining the party (aside from a momentarily lack in judgment I guess): Travolta was doing something in France anyway, so it's close by and he saw that Fiorello was there and he remembers Fiorello from a while back, when he was a guest in one of his shows and apparently finds (found) him hilarious. Russell Crowe is the Gladiator. He's just here for the vibes (and to promote his tour), he's getting here straight from Australia. Travolta gets in Italy; he's super itchy with fans and the press. Doesn't even have the decency of being at TG1 (does he know that's also Amadeus realm? probably not). He signs a fucking contract, he knows what he'll be subjected to, he decides to be a menace anyway. He gets on Ariston stage and does a little of his iconic dance moves. Disaster is looming. He and Amadeus get outside where Fiorello is waiting for them with duck hats, that Travolta refuses to wear (who do you think you are? you think yourself better than Fiorello and Amadeus, the italian royal couple?????). They do this. Fiorello and Ama are vibing. Travolta is seeing his entire life and career end there. He does the whole thing with death in his eyes. And it's a fucking disaster. So much so that the next day it's all Italy can talk about (despite great things happening on that night). Apparently no one covered Travolta's shoes logo and it's a big problem for Rai. Amadeus snapped at journalists. Travolta cannot get a foot in Italy anymore because IT'S ON SIGHT. And here he comes, Russell Crowe as an avenging Gladiator in all his glory. He's truly here for the vibes and the vibes only. He's doing more interviews than the Sanremo Contestants. He's at TG1 despite not understanding a single word, as if he's one of Amadeus infinite list of co-hosts. He's answering over and over and over again "what is your favorite italian song?", he's singing Ricchi e Poveri like the entire Country did when that devil, Amadeus, reunited them a couple of years ago. He gets on Ariston stage, he sings, he recites his infamous line from The Gladiator, in italian (!), he says "Teresa, Teresa, TERESA", just because the co-host likes how he says her name. Then the dissing happens. Teresa Mannino is telling how they found out Russell Crowe like many other celebrities has italian roots, despite not having an italian surname "like, Di Caprio or Coppola or De Niro". Russell Crowe isn't here to play and he goes "or Travolta." Mocks him with the duck dance moves and mouths "wtf, wtf". Amadeus is cackling in the background, he has a new bestie. Italy as a whole has a new bestie, because the pettiness of it all was the most italian thing ever.

#sanremo #sanremo 2024 #mind you #i'm sleep deprived

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peetas-left-leg · 2 months

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Marius is stronger than me because if my entire friend group except for me tragically died at a failed rebelion I would feel so left out of the group,

the Romanticism equivalent of your friends going to the mall without you

#les mis #les miserables #I'm not sad bc they died I'm sad because they died and left me out of it😡#I'm sleep deprived #as you can tell #marius #les amis de l'abc

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goodold-fashioned-killerqueen · 9 months

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the bleb part 2 with 24l grian showing scar his piercing :D

cw: blood!!!!

and also for those who wandering how he gets it:

(translate)

j: do you trust me on this bud?

g: no.

#trafficshipping #trafficblr #scarian #yes them again #goodtimeswithscar fanart #grian fanart #mcytshipping #desert duo #bleb blob yayayayayayayya #I'm sleep deprived #this is how i express my love for 24l skin #the best one so fer imo #limited life

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cod-dump · 1 year

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Soap: Please please please-

Ghost: Once again, no

Soap: I'll behave! I will shut up the rest of the mission! No lip! Plllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee-

Ghost: FINE! Go ahead

Soap: *gleeful goblin noises as he squeezes Ghost's pecs*

Gaz, having witnessed this: I wonder if I can ask Price to never put me in the same place as these two again

#i'm sleep deprived #hahahah #john soap mactavish #call of duty #cod mwii #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #soapghost #kyle gaz garrick #ghostsoap #modern warfare ii #original quote #modern warfare

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cannibalhellhound · 3 months

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I did another thing

Bird Mav is bamboozled at being caught and Ice is damn proud he got his birb bf

Meanwhile Bird Ice has been messing up Mav's hair, keep up the good work 👍🏼

Ice's eyes were bothering me and I've discovered transparent post it notes

So I'm using them as filters

This is how he's sleeping today because it's 1 am and I'm not dealing with my tourettes to decipher why they're wrong

Also I think I'm hilarious and I'm adding said post its to everything now

#icemav #tg #tgm #top gun #top gun maverick #why am i like this #top gun fanart #fanart #i do this #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #iceman x maverick #harpy eagle #peregrine falcon #birds #bird au #this was fun #i'm sleep deprived

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lesthowells · 4 months

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watching gamingmas has been more like third wheel simulator

#i'm sleep deprived #thinking about yesterdays videos... yeahgif #dan and phil

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honeymilkbubbletea · 2 months

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Time traveler *moves a chair*

HTTYD:

It's just one of endless possibilities

All you need is your ✨️imagination ✨️

Ok it's time for bed now

Enough alternative universes for today

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aissadraw · 1 year

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Okay- sooo.... IN MY MIND IT MADE SENSE! 😭

I'm posting this at almost 2am (my country time lol) because I just feel like what I just drew is a stupid idea and I'm dealing with embarrassment

I just- I watched the rottmnt movie and series recently and then my mind flashed back to Sonic 2 and how Ben Schwartz does the voice of Leo and Sonic and-

And I just came up with this, I know it's kind of silly but I had to get it out of my head, maybe I'll do different ones when I have free time again, I don't know

If you'll excuse me I'll go to sleep now. Adiós!

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bears-are-my-favourite-colour · 5 months

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Astarion being cured of his vampirism some how. He gets injured and is out cold for a few days (no ones too worried about him not eating because well, vampire). The injury didn't even look serious but the fact that he's still asleep and looking as if he was in an eternal nightmare - writhing and sweating is concerning.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, he wakes up and Halsin, who's been sat by his side worrying the whole time, is just staring at him because suddenly his eyes are no longer red but instead [eye colour - because I can't decide if I think he'd be a moon or a sun elf.]

But yeah, no, Astarion coming to terms that he's no longer a vampire and having to deal with actually eating and everything.

The idea of him scaring himself with his reflection is also funny.

#halstarion #astarion #this makes no sense but nonetheless #Kinda want to omegaverse it #i'm sleep deprived

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almost-correct-quotes · 4 months

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hc: sweets is also southern, but them and law still make fun of each others' accents because "mine's different"

#maybe they're from oklahoma and he's from texas. for the real drama #or vice versa idk #law's accent sounds like most folks i've met in texas but idk how different it is from oklahoma's accent #i'm sleep deprived #reverie audios #reverieaudios #law fuller #reverie audios sweets #reverie audios law

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mediokerrv · 2 months

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it makes me frustrated when people ship Alastor and whoever. It makes me more upset when pp ship it, and people comment he's aroace, then sm1 replies to that comment with "but aroace ppl can be in relationships too!!"

like I'd rather you straight up know he's aroace and blatantly ignore it then say that. I'm not even entirely sure why, but it's like- yes- but- GAH

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #please tell i’m not the only one #oh my god #i'm sleep deprived

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laylawatermelon · 13 days

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Maddie: so let get this straight... (Or not so straight)

You were interested in this confident guy who you then found out was hanging out with your best friend.

Yes.

You came to me complaining about how he was replacing you.

Yes.

You almost killed yourself with a barbel when you thought he was talking to your best friend on the phone.

Yes.

So then you hijacked a basketball game, which you hate by the way with my HUSBAND,

Buck: Not married yet but continue.

Maddie: - and end up maiming your best friend in a fit of immature rage.

Yes.

And you're response and conclusion it's that you like him and should remove the guy from the equation by FUCKING him?!

Buck: I haven't got that far but I love the suggestion.

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dramatic-delirium · 1 month

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AU where Howl is considered Spiderman because his house is filled with them.

By Howl I mean Mr Howell Jenkins who owns a castle that can float.

By them I mean spiders. He houses spiders. The absolute madman. No particular reason, he just likes them. (And how they fix their webs even if you ruin them forever, which is cute but also I do not have the stomach to have spiders crawling around in my bedroom my guy)

Also he has no noticable powers, nor actual responsibilities tbh. He's Spiderman like how spider-therapist is Spiderman.

He's is not contacted by Spider society because Miguel is jealous of him sustaining a family in another universe doesn't like anomalies. Howl knows of Spider-verse and all but is, as always, an unbothered icon.

Nothing different happens.

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cupcakewebkinz · 2 months

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I love it when people ask me if I'm okay and I can just say "no" and send them cursed shit like this Dogday in a maid dress with a fucking gun that I found on Roblox this morning