#i'm telling you

[litnerdwrites]

Cassian thinks Prythian would blessed to have Feysand as High King and Queen yet the dude can’t even govern his own territory properly. If he can neglect and disregard two thirds territory and justify it without complaint, from the ic, then he has no business taking over more territories for any reason! Do you know what would happen if he did?

It’s safe to assume that Winter, Summer and Day would receive preferential treatment. Mostly due to Mor and Amren’s ties to Vivienne and Varian, but also because of how valuable Helion is with his libraries and skills. However, it's likely they'd be extremely weary of him at the same time, for those exact reasons. Maybe they'd even convince Nesta to dance with him as a form of manipulation?

Meanwhile, he’d probably be indifferent to dawn, though their aerial legions may be forced to join with the Illyrians so they’re be able to fight cohesively together. It would also mean they'd be able to keep an eye on the Peregryns that way, with the Illyrians keeping an eye on them to prevent revolt, if Rhysand has any fear of that.

It's been mentioned that Thesan only has a 'small legion' of them, and while small doesn't necessarily mean fewer than, given that Rhysand's armies seem to be made up of darkbringers and Illyrians, with no indications of anyone else. And after what Amarantha did to them, along with how pregnancy is really rare for fae, it's reasonable to assume that their numbers have thinned even more, meaning that the Illyrians likely outnumber them by a decent amount.

Meanwhile The Spring and Autumn courts will be the new Illyria and HC. Or they’d serve the same fundamental purpose at least. They'd be the ones who suffer and are stuck with the role of monsters just to promote Rhysand as a hero/saviour/victim/whatever else he needs to appear as that week. It's likely that Tamlin, Beron and Eris would be forced to give up their titles and authority, along with whatever wealth they have, if not imprisoned all together for whatever crimes the IC accuse them of. They likely wouldn't even acknowledge the abuse of Eris and his brothers, simply chalking it up to him being just as bad as Beron and straight up killing them.

Plus, there’s no telling how the land would react and what would happen to the symbol or station of High Lord. If they are no longer leaders, are the ambassadors to the high king? Will that become an inherited position? I mean, given the kind of power the HLs have, letting them remain private citizens is unwise, while giving them power as aristocracy makes Rhysand seem like somewhat of a figurehead, bringing whatever authority he claims into question. Meanwhile, having the jobs of ambassadors or advisors be inherited positions based on who the land choses to give power to as opposed to skill, and ability seems just as dangerous and foolish.

All it would do is prove that Rhysand is every bit, if not more, the monster that they made him out to be. There's no way they'd agree to it, so Rhysand would have to use force. It would mean a period of civil war, before any semblance of order or peace was regained.

They'd have to Force Nesta and Elain into another war, even if they don't end up wanting anything to do with one, given that it's through their, or even mostly Nesta's, powers that Rhysand is to take his supposed to take this throne.

Would Varian still be able to have feelings for Amren, knowing that she put this idea into Rhysand's head, encouraging him to do it? How would Vivian look at Mor and still consider her a friend after such a betrayal? Would Rhysand and Feyre even care about the innocents that died during that war? No. To all of the above, no.

Typing all of this out, makes it seem like Feysand becoming HK/Q would result in the Nc basically becoming Panem. They even have a mock Hunger Games through the blood right, while Velaris is basically The Capital. Anyone who's watched/read THG can tell you how that ended.

#anti inner circle #anti rhysand #nesta deserves better #anti morrigan #anti ic #anti amren #anti mor #anti cassian #anti nessian #anti rhys #anti sjm #anti feyre #anti elain #anti high king rhys #It's a disaster waiting to happen #I'm telling you

[sketchy-tour]

A REBOOT SKETCH DUMP FOR YOU!!!

I've been doodling reboot a bit between other doodles so here's most my silly sketches all together!

AU belongs to @bloodrediscream !!

Also Reboot is a Garfield fan, literally not a soul on this planet can tell me otherwise. No one. He has Garfield merch. He does. I know he showed me.

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #wally darling #Wally Darling fanart #welcome home wally #reboot wally #reboot wally darling #reboot au #welcome home reboot au #welcome home au #reboot wally au #my art #sketches #These are all so silly stupid #Some are requests I took from pals #The garfield one is for me #I'm telling you #Bloodred could grab my shoulders and tell me Reboot hates Garfield and I wouldn't believe it #jnfsdsjnkfdjn /silly #But yea but yea but yea!!!!!!! #Anyway take these #I place them into your hands #Sorry I'm posting sketches again please forgive me

[523rdrebel]

ALL OF TUMBLR RN

#this is a self called out #Because he’s alive! #I'M TELLING YOU #BRING THEM HOME NOW #😫😫😫 #CORBETT #FILONI #star wars #the bad batch

[rom-e-o]

Found some pretty brownish thrifts for Connie

I know the tan one isn't as glam as her usual vibe, but I just see her in it for some reason. Might be a good, safe outfit for her first day as clerk when she starts at the bank. They could always send it to Josie to do a glam-up too.

The last one is kind of the same. Idk where she'd wear it or what for, but I see her in it. Maybe it'd be a cute beach dress?

All of these are so perfect! seriously, her in this very posh, chocolate/coffee brown is just clicking so well.

Okay, I legit adore these, so each one is getting an occasion:

This feels like a date dress for a night at a jazz club or dueling piano bar. Just sitting, drinking a nightcap and savoring the music. I want her to pair it with some wedge shoes for ultimate 90s babe vibes.

Absolutely a shopping day dress. Easily gets paired with tall boots and a messy updo. It's the perfect 'lunch then shop' look because it's breezy but still elegant.

Definitely a first-day dress for her time as a clerk! She wants to look as formal as possible. What's more classy and formal than an A-line belted dress? She does wear it with heels and some gold jewelry too! Quite a few people stare on her way up and wonder who the hell got lucky enough to get HER in their office? (She also brought a briefcase).

LOVE this for the beach! It's almost a raisin-brown shade, which is so unique. This is one where she feels comfortable enough around the Pack to be herself, so she kicks off her shoes and is like...thigh-deep in the surf, twirling and having a blast. Love this dress with her hair down nice and loose.

#Quill NEVER MISSES with the outfit recs people #I'm telling you #always perfect and on-point

[simplykorra]

beatrice + every episode - episode 12 “colossians 3:9-10″

#avatrice #warrior nun #sister beatrice #avatriceedit #warriornunedit #kristina tonteri-young #ktyedit #speaking of range kty is NO slouch #also her physical presence is insane #that gif of her just like...standing up #jesus #she's so powerful in the way she moves and carries herself #then the little crying scenes are just devastating #but her serious face is so...oof #don't even get me started on her smiles #i'm telling you #the first two episodes of season 2 are a fever dream #myedits

[mayaloves1d]

~cleaning up today, found that old Zeppelin shirt~

#this is about ash #i'm telling you #ghost of you is lashton song #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #lashton #lashton hemwin #lashton is real #5sos #5 seconds of summer #lgbtq

[airjemsfandump]

the disparity between the game and the gamer though

I can't be the only one.

#love and deepspace #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #otome game #english otome #visual novel #dating simulator #thirst trap #gacha gaming #gacha games #gacha community #mobile games #airjems memes #edit by me #husbandos #this game is just one giant thirst trap #i'm telling you #it's an okay game though

[im-not-your-nice-jewish-boy]

fascinating

I'm sure someone else has already pointed this out, but it's very interesting that the goyim steal our ideas and our culture to harm us.

Christians (Catholics in particular): stole our stories, our laws, our jobs; they then used those things to justify the Inquisition, the stereotypes about money and Jewish association with it, and then used those laws that they didn't (and still obviously don't) even rightly understand themselves to bring incalculable inhumanity against everyone who didn't fit into what they demanded from women in general (but in particular women who did Literally Anything Men Didn't Like) to queer folks (of whom I am one) to so many different ethnic groups of people that even they probably don't know the number

Nazis: Used anything and everything about us (regardless of the fact that it was just flat out wrong) to justify their wholesale slaughter of us as being righteous

And now we have the antisemitic left who steal our voices, our history, out trauma, and our holidays to gaslight us into doing what they want. And when that doesn't work, they ghettoize us, demonize us, traumatize us, call for our deaths, and cheer on our killers all in the name of righteousness, just like every single other group of people who have ever spoken and thought the way they do

Have you not stolen enough from us already?

Fuck off and leave us alone.

#antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #shoah mention #jewblr #leftist hypocrisy #we will outlive them #we will never forget #keep your grubby hands off of our culture #i'm not asking you #i'm telling you

[47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

I don't think anyone truly understands the pure artistic cinematic genius that is Kung-Fu Panda 2

#kung fu panda #kung fu panda 2 #wow #i'm telling you

[justaneedle]

I decided here should be it's own post.

Okay, can we talk how desperate, furious and hateful Luke was for the gods and his father in particular?

Kronos is literally the worst asshole ever from the fucking start, but Castellan followed him anyway...

...boy, he's the fucking worst bad influence on you...

#pjo series #pjo #kronos pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #luke castellan #kronos #kronos is a bitch #kronos is a asshole #I'm telling you #everyone needs a fucking psychotherapist #even fictional characters #especially characters

[fluffywolverine]

it's been only 2 weeks during which my daily routine was watching at least one scene from the sandman and yet when morpheus appeared today in "calliope" i felt like i saw an old friend once again after years of being apart

#the way i squealed DREEEEEAAAAAAM #i'm telling you #it felt so good to see him again #i can't imagine what it will be like when i see him again in season 2 #which we WILL get eventually #the sandman #sandman netflix #morpheus #dream of the endless

[arx-aru]

Loretta, bleeding out: Malenia- Finlay: she asleep Loretta: Okay well her daughter- Finlay: she has a daughter???? Loretta: Yes she looks just like her and- Finlay: oh my god we have a daughter Loretta: AND SHE TRIED TO KILL ME. Finlay: and i'm so proud of her! Loretta: Finlay: you- you didn't kill her did you? Loretta: No. Finlay: then where- Loretta: She turned into a flower before I could. Finlay: oh... Loretta: Finlay: well i guess we should pot her Loretta: Finlay: what Loretta: She. Tried. To. Kill. Me. And my horse. Finlay: yeah i hear you but do you think she's full sun or half sun. how much should we water her. do you think normal soil will be okay

#mary eldest sister #loretta knight of the haligtree #cleanrot knight finlay #malenia blade of miquella #elden ring incorrect quotes #elden ring memes #millicent's sisters #the flower with the traveling maiden set or whatever outside malenia's bossroom #this is the only logical explanation #i'm telling you

[localguy2]

Doc strikes again with new info for 2023~

Thank goodness focus seasons are no longer gonna be the case, but I am interested in seeing what they're gonna tackle story and character development wise for our favorite little plastic fellas

At this point I should just make a news account for Ninjago 2023 or any ninjago news in general

#ninjago #I'm telling you #Doc is the MAN #His transparency is so awesome #Along with the rest of the writers/predoucers

[chalkrevelations]

Man, no wonder Kanghan’s awful. He has zero consequences for anything he does. He tries to set himself a consequence – if he doesn’t pass all his exams, he doesn’t get a new motorcycle, which come on, rich kid problems to begin with, although a (small but) important step on his journey to find some kind of inner growth – and then his dad just blows right past that and undermines his attempt to set a goal for himself (since no one else will do it for him). Not to mention, his dad just up and giving him the bike for his birthday is as good as saying, “Heh. Well, we all know he’s not going to pass all his midterms, I’d be waiting forever to give it to him, if we wait for that.” What the hell happened when his mom died that this guy expects his kid to be a complete failure, and does he just expect Kanghan to live a rich dilettante trust-fund existence for his entire life?

I have to say, I do love the way the show sets up the bike revelation, with Kanghan being called outside in front of his friends, minimal and unsettling bg music, a kind of strained atmosphere that suggests he might be in some kind of trouble and that something unpleasant is about to happen – and something unpleasant is about to happen for him, and nobody’s going to get that except Sailom. Because, oh, let’s talk about Sailom for a minute – fucking brilliant Sailom, quick as a whip - who’s going to watch Kanghan not give a shit about the expensive presents that Max and Nawa bought, which show no understanding of who Kanghan is, and who’s then going to watch Kanghan’s delight in Pimfah’s portrait, Kanghan’s instinctive understanding of the time and effort she put into it, his appreciation of that effort. Sailom, who’s just listened to Kanghan admit that he wants to be able to put time and effort into something and have someone appreciate it. Sailom, who immediately realizes not only that Kanghan is unhappy about his father’s present (and that body language, Perth - man, I don’t know why everyone didn’t realize it, other than plot contrivance), but also why Kanghan’s crushed by the bike.

Sailom, who, OK, gives Kanghan a raided cupcake and a song, but whose real gift to Kanghan is this thing they’ve been dancing around the entire episode - when Kanghan asks him “What, do you want me to say I want YOU to be proud of me?”; when Kanghan does whatever tricks Sailom requires him to do, including humiliating himself in front of a bar full of strangers to get Sailom’s approval; when Kanghan admits to Sailom over crickets that he desperately wants to be able to put his time and effort into something and to get back his father’s appreciation and validation for it. Sailom’s real birthday gift is to say, OK, clearly these expectations and this validation you want aren’t going to come from where you’ve been seeking them, but what about if you could look for this from me? Will you accept it? Can I give that to you? Can I be the one who gives that to you? (Protip, Sailom: YES. He’s only been rolling over for belly rubs from you for half the episode, already.)

And here’s the thing, this could be a self-centered ask from Sailom, it could simply be about making sure that he’s successful at his job tutoring (now that Kanghan’s dad has taken away Kanghan’s primary impetus to study for the exams). This could be the flip side of the metaphor, that the way you train dogs is not with the kind of discipline that makes them aggressive, as Kanghan’s been taught, but with care and attention and approval and validation so that they want to work for you. It could be that - but we’ve also seen (written all over Chimon’s face earlier in the episode) that when Kanghan asks, “Do you want me to say I want YOU to be proud of me?” Sailom’s unspoken answer is YES. YES, HE DOES. He wants Kanghan to want to make him proud. So in this, they lock together like puzzle pieces forming a whole. It’s just that they had to be pushed to the crisis point of their fight over the bike key to be able to look each other in the face – looking at each other instead of off into the distance and not seeing each other when they were riding Kanghan’s scooter to the restaurant with mutually soppy looks on their faces but no mutual understanding – and recognize it. They probably still don’t actually recognize it, but they’re moving in the right direction now, feeling their way forward, instead of aimlessly circling.

#ok #probably the last one on ep 3 #at least for now #khangan krittin #sailom homchan #kanghansailom #dangerous romance #loveblogging ep 3 #i'm telling you #vp hs au hour

[luaminesce]

Me, watching Elementary: OKAY so Miller's portrayal of Sherlock is CLEARLY Autistic.

My mum: well... I don't think you're wrong.

#I'M TELLING YOU #Elementary Sherlock is clearly autie-coded #(that's why it's the superior Sherlock Holmes heheheh) #elementary #actually autistic #autism

[skzoologist]

Mingi: what, Dal hyung, why are you at our dorms all of a sudden? Bae, casually walking over to their couch: the others are too rowdy at home Mingi: ...you might wanna reconsider being here Bae: why? Yunho: *sprints towards Bae, ready to tackle him*

#nowhere is safe for him #nowhere #i'm telling you #most of his friends are menaces #stray kids #skz #stray kids oc #skz oc #stray kids 9th member #skz 9th member #glacial prince #ateez #song mingi #jeong yunho #shorts