*Kate, staring at Natasha crushing on Wanda*
Kate: Oh ho! I know what you got! The “L” word…
Clint: Yeah! Leprosy!
Kate: No, Clint, no. Starts with “L” ends with “E”
Clint: Aha! Lice!
Natasha: …
Kate, facepalming: I can’t believe you are my mentor…
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Did Jason open up his trauma to Jazz? Since she is the group team mom
Oh my Ancients, yes. She cracked that boy open like a walnut. It took a bit, but Jazz reminds him somewhat of Barbara and Harley, so he warmed up to her fairly quickly overall. She really taught him what it's like to have a big sibling(sorry, I love Dick but he was a shit older brother before Jason died).
Jason will talk to Jazz about things he'd never say to anyone else. He actually opens up to Ember and Kitty too, but they're more for when he wants someone to cry with and to have get all enraged on his behalf. Jazz is who he talks to when he wants to fix it.
It wasn't always like that. He had to learn how to differentiate. Had to learn when he needed help, when he had things that needed to be fixed. He had to unlearn the emotional constipation and phobia of talking about his feelings he learned from Bruce too. But Jazz is used to dealing with teenage boys who won't admit they're hurting even on pain of death. She's good at subtly working their pain out and helping them confront it. (She learned a lot from helping Danny and from her Psych classes so she's more crafty about it too)
Jazz is one of the biggest reasons Jason is as stable and emotionally healthy as he is. He's not healed completely. He won't be until he gets closure with Bruce and the Joker. And there's some things that will always stick around. Trauma leaves scars. But without Jazz, we wouldn't have the Jason we do in TKAHRK we'd have someone far closer to the Jason from UTRH.
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Finn has used many swords. Each unique in origin and power. Some are epic, some are bland.
Regal Sword:
Just a regular sword Finn used after buying it before sneaking off into a dungeon. The gray bulb was originally red until his mom ate the color.
Ice Sword:
A Christmas present from Grandpa Simon. Ice King made it, adding a defending spell from the crown. This sword was unfortunately destroyed by Scorcher after accidently hiring him and the spell flew back into the crown. So, Finn went back to using the Regal Sword before getting the next one.
Abadeer Demon Sword:
Finn gets it during the second time meeting Grandfather Hunson. (The first time, Hunson tried to bond with him by trying to suck all the souls in Ooo)
Hunson gives it to the little "prince" before making the offer to Marcy in taking over the Nightosphere. Events go down normally, even Finn wearing the amulet. So, Finn gets a new sword and trauma that day.
This dark blade is infused with Hunson's magic, giving it power to suck up souls, chop ghosts and overpower even the strongest of foes.
Marceline, however, destroys this one after finding out that the Demon Sword was corrupting her son to do evil, finding out Finn's been sneaking out dungeon crawling even before he got the sword. Though the effect was taking way slower than Hunson expected for some reason. (*cough* Comet *cough*)
Candy Cane Sword:
With the Evil Sword Curse still lingering on Finn, Marceline banned her son from going into dungeons. He went to the Candy Kingdom to look for any thrill, but not too extreme as he's still a good-hearted hero.
He went to Princess Bubblegum to see if there's anything he could do. As Hero of Ooo, she saw an opportunity and gave him a job as a knight, giving him a new sword.
Though he had a breakdown and quits after enduring trauma from the second zombie incident, but he still kept the sword.
Celestial Light:
Seeing the curse becoming worse for Finn, Marcy feared she was going to lose her son like she lost her father-figure.
She looked through the Enchiridion and the library to find at least something to help him, even a little.
(Now, I didn't think of a full story here, but they end up in another dimension, earns the orb and it lifts his curse)
Made of purifying light, Finn could shape it into any tool he willed it to with a proud shout of its name.
Celestial Light was destroyed when it stabbed into the Lich's heart, erasing him and the blade from existence.
Biotech Sword:
Finn gets this sword from when he, his mom and BMO somehow ended up in space... on the Drift.
At first look, it's a cool looking sword, but it can adjust its effectiveness from able to block attacks to slicing anything like hot butter. It can also create arcs of energy with every slash Finn makes in close combat or ranged and release shockwaves with every hit if he wants to. If the sword has been knocked away or just out of reach in general, it will fly back to him with just a thought.
Soul Sword:
Created by Peppermint Bulter before the Lich War, a soul trapper. Finn used it on the PepperLich to end to war and dumped it in the same volcano where Magic Man threw Patience St Pim after she used him as an elemental spell battery, but not before turning her into an avocado.
Biotech Arm Sword:
Shortly after losing his arm, the Biotech Sword merged with the severed appendage and immediately reattached itself onto him, giving him a hard light blade with the same features as before. At one point after, he discovered it could customize its appearance, giving himself claws.
There was that one sword he made with the Sister of Flame (Flame Princess), but he never used it and gave it to her after she overthrew her father.
And that's all the sword MMAU Finn has used.
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during my re-read this year i noticed a line from tyrion’s inner monologue at the end of the chapter that i never registered the first time i read the books like ten years ago because i was so distraught and in tears after oberyn’s death… but god the line was so brilliant i looked exactly like this reading it:
me on the verge of death crying my soul out after my beloved’s death:
THEN COMES THIS LINE !!!!!!!!!!
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