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Imagine: You’re a princess at another kingdom’s ball; also you catch/have caught the attention of the queen of the kingdom. (Yandere!Queen!Wanda Maximoff/Yandere!Queen!Scarlet Witch x autistic!female!royal!reader)
*Get it? Because she called it a throne? .....illgohome. Also not my GIF.
(CW: Earlobe nipping, sensory overload, mentions of marriage proposals as cruel jokes)
Author’s Note: Just gonna leave this for you lesbian simps, especially the autistic lesbian simps.
(y/h/c): Your hair color.
(y/s/c): Your skin color.
(y/e/c): Your eye color.
You fidget with your dress as you enter the ballroom with your kingdom’s ambassador. Why had you been invited to her kingdom of all kingdoms? You don’t exactly have a good reputation as a princess, after all. It’s not your fault you had trouble with social rules, especially when each of them were somewhat different for each kingdom. Because of that, when you do get invited to things like this, you mostly stay off to the side and stay quiet.
As the festivities begin, the ambassadors make small talk, the princes speak with one another, the other princesses gossip a bit. You wanna join in, but it’s as if everything is in different codes, ones that no one gave you any guides or translations for. You stay over by the wall and out of sight.
At least.....that’s what you think.
Upon her throne, Queen Maximoff looks out into the crowd. The faces of so many seem to blend together as she searches for one in particular. Then over on the right, she spies her; a beautiful girl with (y/h/c) hair, (y/s/c) skin, and such wide (y/e/c) eyes. She slowly smiles, studying this sweet and innocent princess for a time, knowing that she will not leave her spot.
After some time, she stands up and walks over.
Meanwhile, you’re so caught up in your thoughts and melancholy that you fail to notice a woman with dark hair wearing a beautiful red gown with a matching tiara approach you.
“Enjoying the ball, my dear?”
Her soft, seductive voice pulls you from the thoughts. You attempt to look her in the eyes, but it becomes overwhelming, making you panic. You begin to hyperventilate and repeat a sound over and over.
“It’s alright,” the queen assures you. “You can look anywhere on my face if you wish to speak to me.”
Slowly you calm down and look at her nose.
“I....it’s too loud here,” you tell her quietly.
“I imagine.....” she nods. “Perhaps you’d wish to be somewhere more calming. I’d be more than willing to show you.”
You nod gratefully, not suspecting anything, making the queen’s heart beat with affection. Gently she holds out her hand.
“If it’s okay with you,” she clarifies.
You take a bit of time, but manage to gather the courage to grab her hand. It’s soft and gentle as she leads you away from the party and up the stairs. She leads you to her bedroom and you sigh in relief. You could really use a nap after all of that noise. You practically collapse on it, letting out another sigh of relief.
Meanwhile, the queen heads over to the other side and sits on the bed, her legs crossed.
“I’ve heard that you don’t mind head pets, is that right?” she asks.
Hearing this, you blush and nod.
“My lap is open for you, darling.”
Eagerly you place your head in her lap and she gently strokes your head, making you blush even more as a tingle moves through you, making you smile and sigh dreamily.
“You have such lovely eyes, my princess,” she whispers softly. “Such sweet, innocent eyes.”
Your cheeks flush an even-deeper scarlet. It become even deeper as she slowly traces your face with her finger.
“Such a lovely face, such a pure soul....you must have suitors falling at your feet, darling.”
“....I don’t,” you admit sheepishly.
“...Oh?”
“No one has offered a proposal, except as a joke..”
A small tear falls down your face. Slowly the queen’s hand lifts your head to meet her face.
“Then perhaps I shall be your first genuine one.”
You’re caught off-guard, speechless, a little skeptical. You’ve been screwed over before and you don’t want it to happen again.
“I would never lie to you, darling,” she promises. “Never. You have no idea how long I’ve waited to finally meet you in-person. I love you as you are....all of you. I will keep you safe. I will treasure you as you are meant to be treasured. I will practically worship you. All I ask is that you be mine forever....”
You practically faint onto her shoulder. As she rubs your back, you spy her earlobe and something overcomes you. You slowly move closer and gently nip on it. You hear a little gasp from the queen and you pull away, feeling ashamed as she glows a deep scarlet. And yet, she’s smirking a bit.
“Please don’t be ashamed,” she assures you. “I enjoy the curiosity you hold, my darling......do you wish to know how it feels?”
You nod, mostly out of curiosity. Slowly she leans in and you shut your eyes before feeling a soft and gentle nip on your earlobe, making you blush.
“How does it feel?” she asks as she pulls away.
You simply nod.
“I’ll give you all of the head pets and ear nips that you wish. I won’t judge you for being you, I already adore who you are. You can tell me about what interests you for as long as you wish and I will listen. I will never force you to look me in the eyes and I will stand up for you when you are being abused for who you are; all I ask is that you stay with me. Be my princess.”
No judgment? Sensory heaven? Ranting about your Special Interests and being listened to? Not being forced to look in her eyes? Someone loving who you are? It all sounds too good to be true, but at this point, you have nothing to lose and way more to gain.
“Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!”
You begin to stim in excitement and the queen watches with a twisted fondness as she casts a spell to bind you to her, one that you don’t notice. Of course she’ll uphold all of what she’s promised, and even more. That spell she’s cast locks in that feeling of joy and love whenever you see her. It prompts you to turn to her for comfort and safety. Just to name a couple of things.
Of course she misses Vision terribly, but you completely took Wanda’s breath away with your innocent personality. And since she couldn’t save Vision, she’s determined to keep you. Even if it means messing with your mind a bit.
What you don’t know.....will never hurt you.
She’ll make certain of that.
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I love the way I made the Balls look omg 😂 #art #tattoos #dragonball #dragonballz #anddragonballgtareallownedby- #notfunny #illgohome #practicemakesperfect #butreally #growapair https://www.instagram.com/p/B8fiufmFbUM/?igshid=9axxnx2kiic4
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Ninjinktober day 6 lego style the ninja in a nutshell quick doodle
I'll go home.
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Who needs a vibrator when you have anxiety?
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It's genuinely disappointing how many times I tell myself I'm gonna study when in reality I haven't studied since 5th grade (and I'm in the 11th grade now soooo 😐). At this point I don't really think I even know how to properly study - - - #shane #dawson #shanedawson #shaneyaw @shanedawson #shanedawsonmeme #youtube #youtuber #youtubers #youtubermeme #youtubememe #sd #ryland #uno #cheeto #illgohome #dankmeme #meme #hilarious #lol #memes #funny #imaketoomanyschoolmemes #school #schoolmeme #study https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3TXHThfIp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rjchgmkgm43h
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Fuqboi: My dick is hard
Me: ...to find :)))))
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Hello internet. So today I have made up my mind to share an amazing video that everybody should have at least seen over 100 times by now. (-:
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There is a girl in the garden, and potato salad on the ceiling. I don't know man. . . . . . Pc: @laurendiaz_98 #candid #republicofpie #pie #losangeles #hollywood #laca #cityofangels #life #imtired #imissmygirlfriend #shaunofthedead #shane #illgohome (at Republic of Pie)
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Trying to get the #illumatea shade in the #conspiracypalette to look good on me. I’ve never been to good at blending dark shades. I wanted it to match my #illgohome shirt. . . #shane #jeffree #conspiracytheory #makeup #mlotd #look #lookoftheday #shanexjeffree #jeffreestarcosmetics #green @shanedawson @jeffreestar @jeffreestarcosmetics https://www.instagram.com/p/B6nrQ35A5Zy/?igshid=d6ichcbcb2b1
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Just got the cutest coffee mugs in stock! Perfect as a gift or, better yet, for yourself! $19.95 plus FREE SHIPPING! #coffeemug #forsale #coffee #mug #quote #funny #gobigorgohome #lifestylegoals #illgohome #😂 #coffeetime #giftideas #coffeelover #shopsmall #shoplocal #shopketch (at Ketch - a boutique) https://www.instagram.com/p/B37iaCklbPu/?igshid=cgdvjjrom0p7
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night is dark & air is chilled,
tendrils of smoke tiredly floating into the universe,
from the cigarette lazily dangling between your half-open lips
your throat is burning and your soul is resting in your eyes
you’re blazing and brimming with sheer emotion
#poetry#latenightthoughts#idk#whyamiontumblr#whatisthis#ugh#basic#badwriting#eh#this is bad#apologies#illgohome
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"I'LL GO HOME"! ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🚪 #shanedawson #heywhatsupyouguysyes #illgohome #ohmygod🐷 #thatiseverything #me #youtube #imshook #conspiracytheoriesandchill #bringthetea #creepyvideos #iloveshanedawson #queen #illumanati #shanedawsonmerch #ohmygodohmygodohmygod #metoatee https://www.instagram.com/p/ByJhAEUAdiK/?igshid=37w4dkxsd6jg
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This girl is ready to get out of #work ... can I home yet? #illgohome
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Smiling as if I didn't take this picture in the bathroom at work 👍 #gotcha #idid #selfie #work #bathroombreak #cariboucoffee #barista #breaktime #forlike5minutes #cute #smile #cheesin #glasses #piercings #piercedgirls #tattoos #girlswithink #imlame #ignoreme #justkidding #noticemesenpai #illgohome #hashtag #like
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I mean, if this isn’t me idk what is.
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE GAY
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