#im nervy about this LMAO

[dragonbe-writing]

Fallen Feathers

Fantasy AU ft. Knight!John Price

Summary: John Price is sent out by the king to hunt a monster. He wanders through the woods and finds a girl, living alone who wishes not to be seen.

This is Part 1 of a series

Word Count: ~2K

Author's Note: Hello! It's been a while. I've had this story idea typed up for nearly a year and just couldn't get comfortable with it. But I've been inspired by @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world 's fantasy AU, and decided just to post this and see what happens. Enjoy!

Sweat trickled down the back of his neck as he made it to the top of the hill. He looked out over the basin, the sun rising behind him and casting shade from the trees out onto the village below. The village- Edriel (Ee-drill), -was already bustling with life in the early hours. Farm-help out watering crops before the sun wilted them, mothers cooking breakfast for the little ones before their day of chores and play, priests walking through to say their blessings and good mornings. 

A world of intimacy, a world of peace. 

The very things John had sworn to protect, the very reason he was on this hill in the first place. He was a Commander, a third-rank Knight sent out to protect the village. His village. The place he’d grown up, the place he devoted his life and servitude to. 

A monster lived in the forest, he was told. The King ordered him to find and slay the monster. So, John turned away from the village, and headed into the forest.

He used his sword to cut through the thick brush, heading for… well, he wasn’t sure. The King wouldn’t give him a description of the monster- perhaps he didn’t have one. But if he didn’t have one, then was John just chasing a rumor? He had been under the King since he was a boy, it was a little insulting to be sent on a goose chase. 

Slice.

He was a Commander, for God’s sake! A third rank Knight- a position he had worked hard for. And here he was, running around the forest, looking for something that wasn’t even there. 

Slice.

This is a rookie’s task, he figured. Something to keep them busy, to test their loyalty.

Slice.

Perhaps the King was becoming senile in his old age. Or maybe John was just upset at the mission. He saw the way the other Commanders smirked when he was given his task. It was embarrassing, especially after a life of devotion. 

Slice.

The brush cleared away, revealing a secluded area that looked… cared for. He crouched under a branch, keeping his sword at the ready- just in case. A small stream ran near his feet, water as clear as he’d ever seen. There was a garden, and even a house. It looked similar to the Edriel houses, however it was poorly built. Things seemed to be added over time: patches to the roof, new ties for the wood. He studied it carefully, jumping when he heard a noise from inside the house. 

“Who’s there?” a woman asked from inside the house. She sounded human. 

“I am a Commander of Edriel’s army. I am coming in,” he said, sword raised as he opened the door. 

The house was small, just enough for one person. The curtain was closed, engulfing the house in darkness. He could tell she was in the corner, but he couldn’t see her. 

“Open the curtain,” he ordered, his voice coming out gruff. 

“...I’d rather not,” she said quietly, her body pressed against the walls. “I-I am horribly burned, I’d prefer not to be seen.” 

John lowered his sword, putting it back in its sheath. “Yes ma’am,” he said in a much softer voice. It was a foreign feeling. It had been ages since he had spoken so softly. “...what is your name?”

She went quiet, and it sounded as though she was shuffling on her feet. A wave of realization washed over him. He had broken into this poor woman’s home and demanded to see her. She was probably terrified. 

“I am John Price, a proud Knight of Edreil,” he started, hands behind his back as he respectfully tipped his head. After a few moments of silence, she spoke. 

“Adelaide,” she said quietly. 

“Adelaide… what?”

“Just Adelaide.”

A tense silence covered them. He cleared his throat, looking around the house. “..Okay, Adelaide. I apologize for my rude intrusion. If I may… why do you live out here?” he asked.

“People do not stare at me out here. It is peaceful,” she said. “What has you out here?”

He hesitated. His business was embarrassing, but if anyone knew where a monster was, it would be her. He took a breath. “The King has sent me out in search of a monster.”

“A monster?” she asked, voice pitching higher. 

“Do not worry,” he said quickly, raising a hand in front of him. “I will take care of it, you will be of no harm.”

“What does it look like?”

Another pause, this one longer. He let out a low sigh, his chainmail armor clinking as he raised a hand to run through his hair. 

“...You do not know?” 

“...no, ma’am.”

He swore he heard her snort. “What kind of king sends a knight out with no description?” 

He huffed, rolling his eyes. “You’d be a fool to talk poorly of the King in front of one of his knights,” he said dryly.

“Are you going to detain me?” she asked with a hint of amusement.

“I could,” he responded quickly, hand resting on the hilt of his sword. He was met with silence, to which he sighed. “Do you know of any monster living around here?” 

“...no. But, I will be weary,” she said to him, any details of emotion stripped from her voice.

He gave her a nod and turned to leave. “Good day, ma’am,” he said, closing the door to her home and going out the way he came. 

As he continued his search for the monster, he thought about her. Was she truly so badly burned that she must live alone? He didn’t remember a fire in the village. 

Perhaps she was from Pulsk? 

No, surely not. Pulsk was a lawless trading post crawling with criminals, monsters, witches- she would not have to move from there, her appearance would not be so bad there. So she must be from Edriel. But he had never heard of a fire that bad- he had never heard of a woman living outside the village. 

How long had she been alone? Who else knew she was there?

~~~~

John was sent out every day for the next week. It seemed he’d be doing this until the monster was found. On the fourth day, he stopped by her area again. 

“Miss?” he called out. He heard a door slam, and saw the curtain in her window close. 

“John?” she asked worriedly. 

“At your service. May I come in? Is it dark enough?” he asked, waiting by the door for her word. 

“Yes,” she called out after a moment. He opened the door, the smell of smoke filling his nose. She must’ve blown out a candle. She was in the same corner as last time. 

The light from the door fell on his face, lighting him up with a glow. He smiled at her, clearing his throat. He shifted a bit uncomfortably on his feet. “How is life out here?” he asked, eyes glancing around as he tried to figure out where to look. 

“Peaceful. Quiet, most days,” she replied. His lips pursed, eyebrows creasing. 

“…Would you like me to leave?” 

“Oh! Oh, I didn’t… I did not mean you,” she clarified quickly. He imagined she looked worried, and he smiled a bit to make her feel better. 

“So, other people visit?” he asked with a grin. 

“Well… no…” she murmured, and he chuckled. It was a deep timbre that reverberated through his chest. 

“Right,” he said. They fell into a silence, and he shifted again. It was difficult having a conversation with someone you couldn’t see. “…do you ever miss the village?” 

He heard ruffling- it must’ve been her clothes. “No. I miss the food sometimes,” she said, watching as he looked around her place. “There used to be a woman who sold pastries. I think about her quite often.” 

He lit up, eyes shining and lips stretched in a smile. “Mrs. Dresel?”

“Yes!” she said, the most enthusiastic he’s ever heard her. “Is she still alive? She was quite old when I last saw her…” 

“Yes, she’s still around. Still making those pastries, too,” he smiled fondly, thinking of them. “I have not visited her in a while,” he thought aloud. 

“Nor have I… for obvious reasons…” she said and the house creaked. John looked around at the roof worriedly. “Oh, it does that,” she said dismissively. 

“…did you build this yourself?” he asked her, eyes scanning over the structure. Pillars of wood, stuck together with what appeared to be mud. The roof was wood planks, with some more mud, and dried straw. Simple, but effective. 

“I did,” she replied, also now looking at it. 

“…it isn’t bad,” he said with a shrug. She let out a laugh. 

“You’re very polite.”

“I’m a Knight.”

She laughed, making his eyes tear away from the roof back to the corner she hid in. He could imagine her, standing there with bright eyes. It made him chuckle. 

“My house isn’t much, but it is mine,” she continued. 

“It’s lovely,” he replied, eyes going back to the structure. “Very impressive.” 

“Thank you,” she replied. “Any luck on finding your monster?” 

He groaned, rolling his eyes. His entire body tensed, lips pressed in a thin line. “No. I’m starting to think the King is playing a trick on me,” he remarked, chainmail clanking. 

“Perhaps he’s gone bad? Like a fruit?” she offered up, amusement clear in her voice. 

“Careful,” he warned, trying not to smirk. “I still work for the man- even if he is a bit mushy.” 

She laughed, a noise that made the corners of his lips turn up. He pictured her shoulders shaking, her smile wide and unapologetic. He wondered how often she laughed out here.

“You’re funny- for a Knight,” she poked, voice dripping with sarcasm. 

“D’you have a thing against Knights?” he asked, arms crossed over his chest but a smile on his lips. 

“They haven’t always been kind to me,” she remarked, making his mood change. His arms fell to his sides, and his eyebrows creased as his smile vanished. 

“Then you must’ve been doing something you weren’t supposed to,” he replied with a bit of an edge. A blanket of tension wrapped around her house. 

“…do you take me for a criminal, John?”

He thought in silence for a couple moments, before finally replying. “No, I suppose not,” he muttered, almost begrudgingly. Though, if a Knight had been rude to her, it was likely deserved. “Never mind.”

They fell into silence, the air thicker than the smoky scent of her home. She huffed a bit, more rustling heard. “Don’t you have a monster to catch?” she asked, voice carrying a sharpness to it. 

He cleared his throat, chainmail clunking as he readjusted himself. “Indeed. Have a good day, Miss Adelaide,” he said politely, before turning and leaving her house, door closing behind him. 

Perhaps she was a criminal. Why else would a knight have been rude to her? It would make sense, her living out here by herself. He would have to go through the old town logs, see if the name Adelaide appeared. Though, it might be difficult without a last name. 

He was ducked under the branch again, leaving the area she had claimed. He huffed, wiping the sweat on his neck with his handkerchief. 

What if she wasn’t a criminal? What if she was just horribly burned? He still could not remember a fire that bad- though, if he looked through the logs… 

He had taken his horse, Obsidian, with him today. He gently pet her nose, sighing softly. “C’mon, old girl,” he said, hoisting himself up onto the saddle. “Back to the castle- let’s get you an apple, hmm?” 

#call of duty #captain price #john price #captain john price #cod mw22 #writing #fanfic #cod #cod fanfic #cod mw2 #fantasy john price #Fallen Feathers #im nervy about this LMAO #ive edited this first part like a billion times #knight!price #knight!au #knight!johnprice

[pankomako]

when that hot weather hits

or something idk. but this is what i drew today

#gangs bay #thought i'd mess around a lil :P #i see shipwreck as the one guy in the group who always keeps his shirt on no matter how hot it gets #theyll be out in over 90° weather and he'll be like Nope im good haha i'll be fine (DRENCHED in sweat) #a tank top is as far as he's willing to go but even then he's super nervy about showing so much skin #but ultimately i headcanon this because im putting a limit on myself. lmao #ding is the exact opposite btw. he appears shirtless far more often than anyone else

[lemondoddle]

transmascs i need your opinions: is old spice worth it/ do the other brands of men’s deodorants smell good? i like old spice but ive seen stuff about people getting burns from their deodorants so i’m hesitant to get it but idk if other men’s brands smell as good

#lane speaks #like i don't mind a lot of women's scents or w/e but im just nervy about getting armpit burns lmao #lgbt #trans #transmasc

[the-record]

mine…

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

synopsis: abby’s new to town and you just have to show her around…

pairing: college!abby x reader

warnings: none me thinks

a/n: hi so another smau type bc yall LOVED the last one. im sorry ab not finishing the series, tumblr isn’t the best to write on its been majorly glitchy for me and it would’ve taken me 20 hours to write those

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

you were in college, working part time waiting tables left a small town, never looked back i was a flight risk with a fear of falling wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts

“hi, im abby, ill be your server today, can i get you started with some drinks?”

you looked from your friend as your server arrived, seeing a tall blonde girl you’d yet to see here.

“hi, you’re new.” you smiled sweetly before answering. “ill just take a water,” she nodded before looking to ellie. she ordered a coke and abby left with a nod. “shes cute.”

“not my type.” you rolled your eyes at her, leaning back into the booth. “i know, im not stupid, you meant for you.”

you looked over to see if she was near, findinf her not to be, before turning back to ellie. “where do you think shes been hiding all this time, i’ve literally never seen her here before?”

“a water and a coke.” the drinks were placed on your table along with two straws. “are you ready, or would you like some time to look over the menu.”

you shook your head as you unwrapped your straw. “no, we’re all good.” you and ellie both ordered, but before abby left you stopped her. “wait, where are you from? you new?”

she nodded, stepping into a more comfortable position infront of your table. “yea, actually, just moved last week. im from jackson, small town about an hour from here.” you hummed.

“interesting, so you’re here for college then?” ellie kicked you and you scoffed, shaking your head at her. “just trying to get to know the pretty lady a bit, chill.” abby blushed and you smiled. “so, college?”

“yea, closest college, didnt wanna go too far from home.”

“cute. okay, ill leave you be now, nice to meet you though abby, welcome!”

you left your name and number on a napkin.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

abby: hey, this angel?

angel: sure is babe

abby: hey it’s abby

angel: well hi! was kinda nervous you didnt see the napkin lmao

abby: i was kinda nervous to text you

angel: you’re cute.

angel: anyways i did have a reason for leaving my info

abby: really? i thought u must just give it out to all strangers.

angel: hardy har. good one.

angel: ANYWAYS

angel: wanna go out sometime? i know this super cute restaurant

abby: yea sure why not

angel: cool, ill send you the address. friday at 7 work?

abby: perfect.

ill say “can you believe it?” as we’re lying on the couch the moment i can see it yes, yes i can see it now

yourinstagram

yourinstagram first date, kinda nervy shes a serial killer

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a_anderson only u could take this pic and make me seem crazy

↳ yourinstagram its my specialty

dina_nolastname oh u found one that ties shoes? look at you go

↳ elliewilliams i tie ur shoes all the time okay

elliewilliams cute ig

jessesucks ill tie ur shoes for u

↳ yourinstagram please dont. you wear velcro shoes

do you remember we were sitting there by the water? you put your arm around me for the first time you made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter you are the best thing that’s ever been mine

a_anderson

a_anderson @ the random passerby who took this and airdropped it to me, ill name my firstborn after u

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yourinstagram we r so cute 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

↳ a_anderson wanna makeout?

mannynotnanny i h8 u

↳ a_anderson manny cannot spell: ✅

owenmoore69 been there 2 weeks and already moved on

jerry_anderson So happy for you Abs. Miss you! ❤️❤️❤️

↳ a_anderson miss you more dad 🤍

elliewilliams gag.

↳ a_anderson go away.

↳ yourinstagram yea, go away.

flash forward and we’re taking on the world together and theres a drawer of my things at your place you learn my secrets, and you figure out why im guarded you say we’ll never make my parents mistakes

abby: i have no hoodies

abby: you have any idea why?

angel: …

abby: angellllllllllllll

angel: THEYRE SO COMFY THO

abby: so ill buy u some

angel: but theyre yours i dont want new ones i want YOURS

angel: please you cant take them

angel: they’re mine now

abby: babe i need one

angel: you have one tho

abby: okay but it doesn’t go with my outfit

abby: just the grey one for today and ill bring it home tn

angel: promise?

abby: promise.

angel: fine. bring me a slushy

abby: whatever you want babe

abby: omw.

but we got bills to pay we’ve got nothing figured out when it was hard to take yes, yes this is what i thought about

abby: come over

angel: i cant love

abby: fine, ill come over

angel: no i cant come over bc ive got work in 30

abby: nooooooooooo

abby: call out.

abby: please.

angel: i would but i have rent due this weekend and my car payment the next

abby: just move in with me

angel: mhm yes whatever you want love

abby: no, like im serious

abby: move in

angel: isnt that kinda stereotypical

abby: what moving in after 2 months?

angel: yea yk uhaul lesbians??

abby: and? move in

angel: okay i actually really want to but i still have work so i gotta get ready

angel: but ill come over after and we can talk ab this????

abby: yay! see you then, have a good shift, text me if u need me 🤍

do you remember we were sitting there by the water? you put your arm around me for the first time you made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter you are the best thing that’s ever been mine do you remember all the city lights on the water? you saw me start to believe for the first time you made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter you are the best thing thats ever been mine

yourinstagram

yourinstagram best thing to ever be mine 🤍

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a_anderson come over i miss u

↳ yourinstagram i left an hour ago 😭

↳ a_anderson UR POINT?????

elliewilliams cringe.

dina_nolastname where r u

↳ yourinstagram cali… we got bored

↳ dina_nolastname GIRL

jessesucks y wasnt i invited??!?!

↳ yourinstagram bc ur u?

↳ dina_nolastname you’ll get em next time

↳ elliewilliams HA

and i remember that fight, 2:30 am as everything was slipping right out of our hands i ran out crying, and you followed me out into the street braced myself for the goodbye ‘cause its all ive ever known and you took me by surprise you said, “ill never leave you alone.”

“maybe i shouldnt move in,” you said, testing how far the both of you could go.

abby sighed, throwing her hands in the hair. “maybe you shouldnt!”

you watched the regret make into onto her face as your heart sunk. you headed out the door, grabbing your keys as you went. you almost made it to the car when you heard abby yelling your name.

“angel, please!” you turned to face her, just feet from your car. you heard thunder start as you waited for her to get closer to you. “im so sorry, please i dont mean it and you know it.”

“im never gonna leave you alone.”

you said, “i remember how we felt sitting by the water and every time i look at you, its like the first time i fell in love with a careless mans careful daughter she is the best thing thats ever been mine.”

a_anderson

a_anderson officially all moved in 🏡

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yourusername i made her vaccum

↳ a_anderson u didnt make me do anything

↳ yourusername hmmm

elliewilliams housewarming party when

↳ a_anderson never.

mannynotnanny happy for you abs

dina_nolastname MY BABY SHES SO HAPPY MWAH MWAH MWAH LOVE U ANGEL

jerry_anderson My girl is so grown up, love you Abs ❤️❤️❤️

↳ a_anderson love you too dad, miss you ❤️

hold on, make it last hold on, never turn back you made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter you are the best thing thats ever been mine

yourusername

yourusername happy 1 year baby. i love you 🤍

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a_anderson so lucky to love you 🤍

dina_nolastname happy 1 year dorks, love u both sm im so happy for u ur perfect

jessesucks yall r so cute omg

jerry_anderson Abby picked a good one, love you Angel. Happy 1 year to you two! ❤️❤️❤️

↳ yourusername thank you jerry 🤍 love you too, we will be visiting soon promise

elliewilliams photocreds where?!?

↳ yourusername i hate you.

↳ a_anderson up my butt.

↳ elliewilliams ur so immature goodness.

do you believe it? we’re gonna make it now and i can see it i can see it now

#abby anderson x reader #abby anderson #abby anderson x female reader #abby anderson x y/n #abby anderson fluff #abby the last of us #abby anderson x you #abby my beloved #abby anderson tlou #🎵 smau 🎵

[mistress-ofmagic]

Around the Realms in 80 days- Chapter 18

Pairing: Reader x Loki

Story summary: You have fallen through a portal during the convergence into Asgard and come face to face with Thor, and his brother Loki. With no way to return, you must travel with the two men and their hoard of asgardian soldiers to get back home. Things get from bad to worse when you have to share a tent with the god of mischief himself.

Notes: Oh hi there! Welcome to another chapter (this Is pretty good timing for me, two chapters in a month? Who says I don't feed you! This was a fun chapter to write, I did a lil bit of breaking the 4th wall here lol! I know a lot of you hated Latte to begin with because she was a lil nervy and didn’t always stick up for herself (Im only going off on what I would be like guys lmao some of us are very soft and not at all brave or heroic) and I know she’s a bit of a reluctant hero or an anti-hero, she'd much rather be chilling somewhere with her coffee than faced with this shit! 

Anyway, enjoy!

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Jesus Christ…” You muttered under your breath as you stormed off, leaving Stark Towers behind you. 

“Uh…Latte?” 

You span round to face Oliver, who was having to do a fast pace walk to catch up with you.

“What?” You asked rather sharper than you intended. 

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, that’s so embarrassing. It’s been…”

“Stressful morning?” Oliver grinned good-naturedly.

You sighed. “Kind of.” 

“I can’t imagine. Where do you want to go?” 

“Honestly I don’t know the city at all.” You forced a smile, trying to forget L-O-K-I and enjoy the rest of your day. 

“Where would you recommend?” 

Oliver smiled again. He was a smiley person, you noticed. Unlike he-who-shall-not-be-named who usually looked unimpressed at best, especially when you were around. He looked cute again today; it felt strange seeing him without his lab coat on, as if he was missing something somehow. He was wearing jeans and a graphic tee-shirt, his brown hair tousled again as if he constantly runs his hands through it, and his hazel eyes seemed to light up when he smiled. His face was open and sincere, again unlike Loki who was closed and harsh. Maybe there was something to be said of their life experiences though; while you didn’t know much about Oliver and his life, you doubted he had ever tried to take over an entire planet and been defeated and imprisoned. 

Still…suppose you can never be too careful. Enough tinder dates had taught you that.

You realised you had been staring at him and hadn’t listened at all to his response. 

“Sorry, what did you say?” You asked sheepishly. 

He laughed, “I suggested we could go to the museum of modern art? Or if you would prefer to just see some sights we could go to times square…?”

“Museum sounds good. Sorry, I’m a little distracted.” 

He chucked as you started heading off in the direction of the museum together. The day continued to be pleasant enough and you actually began to enjoy your stroll despite the way the morning had gone. 

Oliver broke the cordial silence.

“So then, I guess the number one question…how did you get landed with the task of being Loki’s…companion?” 

“Companion?” You screwed your face up. 

Oliver laughed, “well, whatever you’d call your relationship.”

“I try not to call it anything.” You muttered under your breath.

You begin to explain the situation to Oliver, and the rollercoaster that was yours and Loki’s so called “relationship”. 

Oliver gave a low whistle after you finally finished regaling him with your sorry tale of woe.

“Man…that’s heavy.” 

“Horrible isn’t it.” You sighed glumly. 

“I can’t believe you got kidnapped!”

“Kidnapped, bullied by trolls, meeting Loki, it’s been the worst of times.” 

He laughed and you scowled at him.

“It’s not funny, my life is a Shakespearen tragedy.”

“No no, of course not, I’m sorry. Is meeting Loki really as bad as being attacked by trolls?”

“Far, far worse.”

For some reason, Oliver seemed to think you were joking and laughed. 

 But…you do seem to find yourself in some scrapes don’t you.”

“Scrapes find me, I am merely a passive entity to which disaster finds.”

“I find that a little difficult to believe, given that by the sounds of it you basically begged to stay here.” Olivers eyes twinkled with good-hearted mirth. 

“That’s…that’s beside the point.” 

“Of course, of course. You know…I’m not so sure though.” 

“About what?”

“If I didn’t know any better, and despite all your complaining, I’d say you rather enjoy traveling around with Loki.”

You spluttered, “What? What are you trying to say?” 

“Loki this, Loki that. I’m just saying, for someone who hates him so, you do enjoy talking about him.”

You stared at him, horrified. An awful though suddenly appeared…over the past few weeks had you managed to pass the Bechdel test? 

“That’s not…” The words got stuck in your throat. 

Maybe Oliver could tell how nauseated you were because he said gently,

“I’m joking Latte. It sounds like you’ve been through hell and back. You’ve been so brave I’m not sure many people could do what you have done.” 

You blushed and stuttered for a different reason.

“I’m sure that’s not true. Besides I didn’t really have a choice. Sink or swim I guess. I was pretty cowardly to begin with, I let Loki scare the shit out of me. I’m not…a brave person, I’m not particularly tough.” 

“I would disagree, the story you just told me would suggest otherwise. Jesus knows I couldn’t have done half the things you did, I would have laid in the corner and cried.”

You snorted.

“Arguably, that’s pretty much what I’ve been doing.”

“You’re the hero, you have to go through some sort of journey.” Oliver winked at you. 

“Oh please, I’m definitely the anti-hero, the people at home watching the inevitable film of my life will be screaming at the tv I’m sure.” 

“Well, anti-hero or not, I’d watch that movie.”

You really wanted to make a snide comment about that making Loki the villain in this particular story, but you kept your mouth shut given that Oliver seemed to think you were infatuated with the Asgardian God. Definitely not true, by the way. 

“Sure, ‘my life as the worlds worst avenger’ coming to cinemas soon.”

“I think I’d prefer ‘How to train your fire demon.’” Oliver joined in. 

“Or, ‘Asgardian Psycho.”  You snorted, thinking back to Loki.

“What about ‘An Earthling in Asgard?”

You grinned, “it’s good, but a little on the nose, plus I’m not just in Asgard anymore, I’m quite the realm traveler.” 

“Fine then, how about ‘Around the Realms in 80 days.” 

You laughed, “That’s not bad, you never know with the rate things are going I might end up doing just that.”

“How are you feeling about your upcoming trip?” 

You sighed, a little wave of anxiety settling into your stomach. 

“Pretty nervous. I’m not sure who I think I’m kidding being here in the first place, and now apparently I’m traveling to a dangerous realm of fire and brimstone, where I’ll probably get myself killed no doubt.” You paused,

“Sorry, I don’t mean to offload! It can’t be much worse than the current state of things anyway.” 

“Please, don’t feel bad!” 

“Maybe some modern art will cheer me up. Hey, actually, how did you find out my stupid nickname?” You asked, realising he had been calling you your misnomer. 

Oliver laughed sheepishly,  

“Well, I heard Thor call you that when he was talking to Stark yesterday.”

“Oh god, what did he say?”

“Only good things!” Oliver hurried to reassure you. “Just discussing your amazing performance with the demon in the cell.” 

“Hm, I don’t believe you but for the sake of my self-esteem I won’t press further.”

After a short walk, you made it to the museum and followed Oliver inside. You insisted on paying for your own ticket, of course. 

You had just about settled into an enjoyable afternoon, wandering around the exhibits when your phone starting beeping. You ignored it at first and then your phone started ringing. 

You stared at it and blinked twice as Loki’s named popped up on your phone. It had also been him texting you apparently. The message flashed on your screen.

                   Loki: There’s an emergency 

“Is everything okay? You look ill.” Oliver asked. 

“This can’t be good.” You sighed. “Let me take this.” 

You walked over to the entrance of the exhibit as to not disturb everyone there. 

“Loki?”

“Hello little mortal, enjoying yourself on your, what do the young midgardians call it, A date?” Loki spoke lazily.

“Its not a date!” You hissed loudly into the phone, raising some eyebrows around you.

“It’s not a date.” You repeated again quietly as you turned your back. 

“I think the lady doth protest too much.”

“Seriously what is wrong with you?”

“Not much, what’s up with you?” 

You could basically feel Loki’s irritating grin through the phone.

“God you give me whiplash. What do you want Loki I’m busy.”

“Not too busy to pick up the phone I see.” You could hear a smug tone to his voice.

“I only picked it up because you said it was an emergency.” 

“What emergency could I possibly need your help with.”

“Okay, goodbye Loki.” 

“Wait, actually there is an emergency.”  

You sighed and rubbed your forehead. Man, this god was going to turn you grey. 

“What?” You snapped. You were in no doubt there was no emergency and Loki was ringing you to just mess with you. 

There was a pause on the phone. You considered hanging up before he finally continued, 

“Stark has arranged for a movie night tonight and we all have to attend.” In his defence Loki sounded very glum, as if something horrible had truly happened. 

“That’s not an emergency Loki. Now excuse me while I go back to my not date.”

“Where are you?” He asked.

Your eyes narrowed suspiciously, and you looked around you, scared incase he popped up from behind a statue or something. 

“Were in the museum of modern art. Why?” 

“No need to sound so distrustful.” Loki sounded amused, “I had no idea you were such a connoisseur of fine art, you never struck me as the type.” 

You bristled at his insinuation that you were not sophisticated enough to enjoy art. 

“I actually love going to museums. Just because I don’t walk around acting like I’m the dogs bollocks doesn’t mean I’m not cultured.” 

“Do you have to use such crass language when we speak?”

“Do we have to speak at all?” You retorted back, still scanning the room slightly just incase he showed up. 

“I visited your planet with Odin and Thor when I was a child and we visited a place called Rome, they had a great number of many museums.”

“Oh? Was this when Julius Caesar was still in power?”

Loki ignored your comment, 

“Of course, not as many as we have on Asgard. Since you are so interested in museums I can visit together the next time we visit.” He spoke lightly.

You paused, was Loki asking you out? And not just because he had to because of the whole babysitting thing?

“Uh, yeah. I guess I didn’t think that I would go back though, to Asgard. Odin wasn’t mighty pleased I was there in the first place.”

“Odin is not usually mighty pleased about anything, especially if I’m involved.” He kept his voice light and humorous, but there was something deeper underneath. 

The admission came as a surprise, you weren’t that used to Loki speaking about his feelings (kind of) so easily and you were stumped for a response. 

“Well New York has plenty of museums too.” You offered, unsure of what else to say. 

“Indeed.”

The phone went quiet again. It really was unsettling how quickly the two of you seemed to go from arguing to tolerating each other, and even more unsettling, the occasional moments of companionship with a hint of friendship. 

Not that you were sure he would put you in that category with  the way he had recently snapped at you; when you’d tried to enquire about his parenthood and just before you came on this not date. Although he had also magicked your up a new wardrobe and seemed to get very upset when he thought you were dying so that had to count for something, right?  

Come to think of it, you never actually really addressed the whole “friendship” thing after that long talk the other night on the balcony, where Loki had finally stopped acting like a dick for long enough as to apologise for his actions and have a serious conversation about where you stood with him. He had really opened up then, about how he felt about getting close to mortals. You supposed you couldn’t really be too shocked then, when he seemed to distance himself from you a little the last few days. 

The hot and cold act was not enjoyable but was almost understandable if you saw things from his perspective. You just had to be careful not to get burnt or frozen in the process. 

Not that anyone wants to look at things from Lokis perspective for too long, they’d get a migraine. 

Look at you being all mature and shit! 

You thought back to those nights of sharing a tent with Loki, it felt so long ago now despite not being long ago at all. You had been so scared of him then, so unsure of how he would react next. 

Now? Well he was still a mystery and could still be a complete arse, but perhaps he was opening up to you, slowly. You needed to be patient but only to an extent right, he was obviously a complex guy; not that that gave him a right of passage to be a knob. 

“What are you up to then now?” You asked.

To your surprise, Loki played along. 

“Well now you’re gone I get to enjoy some peace and quiet for once, reading my books.” 

You almost hit back with “so that’s why you called me then, is it?” But stopped yourself. You realised then that Loki was bored. That’s why he’d been so annoyed that you had spent the afternoon with Oliver. Probably. 

I mean, aside from you and Thor, it’s not like he had a lot of friends from what you had seen. Another thing the two of you actually had in common. You didn’t have a lot of friends here either. 

You bit down on your nails, an old habit you had whenever you felt anxious about something.

“Stop that dreadful noise or I shall put the phone down.”

Only paying half attention, you stepped back into someone and banged your side pretty hard. 

“Ow, dickhead.” You muttered as they shot you a dirty look and walked off. 

“What? What’s happening?” Loki barked. 

“Oh nothing, just this asshole walking into me.” 

“Was it that Midgardian boy?”

“What midgardian boy?” You asked absent-mindedly. “Oh shit, Oliver.” You suddenly remembered your not-date probably wondering what the hell you were doing. 

“Anyway, I should get back to…I’ll see you later.”

 “yes.” Loki said stiffly “I’d hate to keep you from your beau.”

“Nobody says beau anymore by the way. S’later.”

“Goodbye mortal.”

You hung up your phone and quickly went to rejoin Oliver. 

“Hey, sorry I took so long.”

“Everything okay?” 

“Literally fine, he just wanted to complain about Tonys movie night or something.” 

“Look at you, movie nights with the Avengers!”

“I know, I’m going up in the world. Careful what you say to me now, I’ve got the force of Earths defenders on my side.” 

Oliver chuckled and held his hands up. 

“I see that. Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you.” 

You turned back to the photography exhibit, wondering what it would actually be like to visit a museum with Loki one day. 

                                                                   ***

You wandered back into the towers later that evening. After the museum, you had gone for a few drinks with Oliver and, as it was, you were feeling rather tipsy. 

Actually, this was the second time you had been tipsy in the last few days, you reminded yourself, better not make it a habit. 

Still, Oliver was cute, right?

Not rip-my-clothes-off-and-take-me cute, but cute all the same. 

He was very sweet and funny too and although you maybe saw him as friend-material at the moment, that didn’t mean something couldn’t happen in the future. Plus it was nice to have a friend that wasn’t a hundred year plus old god. 

You could get used to the city living, although there was a part of you that missed the Asgardian country side too.

The atrium into Stark Towers took your breath away, you felt far too unsophisticated to be staying there. It was not the sort of place you’d ever particularly imagined yourself but you were going to enjoy your time for as long as you had. Grinning, probably overly familiarly in your slightly drunken state, at the security and receptionists on the ground floor you made your way over to the lift, preparing to stand there for all of eternity due to the many floors. You decided to turn your phone back on to check for any messages you missed after turning your phone off earlier to save battery. 

Two missed calls and a few texts from Loki?

Loki: When are you retuning mortal it is nearly dark?

Loki: Mortal?

Loki: Answer my calls right this instance or there will be consequences.

Loki: Loki, Prince of Asgard. 

You snorted and replied.

You: Why did you text me your own name, weirdo. What’s up?

And for the fun of it, you sent him a little gif of the “wazup” scene in Scary Movie.

Making your way up the many floors in Starks state of the art lift, you waited for Loki to reply. 

Loki: How dare you not answer me when I asked you to. Clearly, you needed reminding of who I am. Secondly, what, in all of the nine realms is that?

You: Firstly, I’m not just at your beck and call Loki, I was a bit busy. Secondly, It’s a gif. It’s just like a moving picture that you send to be funny.

Loki: Busy? With that midgardian boy? Disgusting. I didn’t find the moving picture particularly amusing. Please don’t send me one again. 

You: Get your mind out of the gutter. 

You were hit with a sudden inspiration. You quickly searched for the gif you wanted and found it. Who knew there were so many Loki gifs. The particular one you were after was Loki shouting “kneel” to the ground in Stuttgart during his last soiree to Earth. 

Loki: ?

Loki: It is imperative that you tell me how you acquired this.

You laughed out loud to yourself, as you put your phone away wishing you could see Loki’s face as you had send that gif. 

You figured, given the time, that Stark would have already started the film night, so you headed towards the most likely lounge areas on the penultimate floor. Your guess was right, and you could see through the glass doors the Avengers sat around watching what you were pretty sure was Kill Bill. 

The sight made you giggle, and you remembered you needed to try very hard at not being a little bit drunk. You were pretty sure the Avengers all thought you were slightly strange to begin with, you needed to change their mind. 

You shushed yourself aloud, and prepared to enter quietly and normally. Quietly and normally. Quietly and normally.

You pushed the door slightly and entered. So far so good, no one had particularly noticed you entering. Quiet and normal. Excellent. You scanned the room, looking for an empty seat. Your long distance eye sight wasn’t great as it is thanks to years of starting at screens and it was pretty dark, but you thought there was one free near Thor so you headed over silently.

That was, until, someone very rudely had put a pouff right in your way and you tripped up, slamming your knees into the side of a sofa. 

“Shit” You yelled, rather loudly. 

All the Avengers in the room turned and started at you. 

“Nice of you to join us Wonderland, please come in.” Stark said, dryly. 

You grinned wildly, deciding it best not to say anything, and took the closest seat. 

“Mortal.” A low voice spoke to your left.

“Oh for gods sake” You muttered and glared at Loki for the audacity of sitting where you were now forced to sit. 

Loki seemed amused by this reaction and smirked at you irritatingly. You glared even harder and then faced the TV. 

“You’re back very late.” Loki spoke softly next to you, with a note of contention in his voice.

You decided to ignore him, and tried to focus on the film. You’d never actually seen Kill Bill all the way through and coming in half way was pretty confusing. Loki tried again. 

“I hope you haven’t been fraternising with your mortal boy?”

“Stop accusing me of fraternising every three seconds, and it’s none of your business even if I was." You huffed out of the corner of your mouth, as to not disturb the rest of them. 

Loki looked annoyingly happy that you had risen to the bait.

“I’m going to get popcorn.” You mumbled, and stood up to head towards the back of the room where the snacks and were. 

You stood up too quickly and had to grab the sofa and a blink a couple of times until the black dots stopped floating in front of you. You suppressed the need to giggle and made your way over to the back, being very careful to watch where you placed your feet. 

The lights were on towards the back and you squinted to get used to the light change. You hummed about the snack bar; Stark, or more likely someone who worked for him, had thought of literally every snack you might need to watch a film.

Pick and Mix, chocolate, popcorn, and plenty of treats you’d never even seen before. 

“What are these?” A voice spoke behind you.

You jumped in the air, very nearly spilling the popcorn you had picked up.

“Jesus Loki.”

You looked around to see if anyone had noticed, but you were pretty far back and out of ear shot around this area. 

“Can you not?”

“Not what? He asked, with a fake innocence.

“Not…do whatever you’re doing now.”

“I’m merely standing here.”

“And here I was thinking you had better things to do than stand and talk to Midgardians.” You repeated his words from earlier back at him.

Loki rolled his eyes at you. 

“You surely know how to hold a grudge.”

“I surely do bitch.” 

He didn’t find this very funny and shot you a displeased look. 

“You are drunk again.” 

You tutted and made double sure no one was listening.

“I’m not drunk Low-key.” You elongated his name as you helped yourself to some more sweets “I am a little tipsy maybe. Also you make it sound like all I do is constantly drink.”

“Well you have been drunk twice in barely as many days.”

“That was your brothers fault remember?” 

He let out a long suffering sigh, as if he didn’t particularly want to remember. 

“What are you eating?” He crinkled his nose up as you scuffed another gobful of popcorn. 

“Popcorn.” You said, with your mouth half full.

“Are mortals taught any table manners at all?” He asked, disapprovingly. 

“Do you not have popcorn on Asgard.”

He looked down at the spread of snacks. 

“No.” He said carefully.

“Well what do you eat for sweets then?”

“I suppose we have nuts and grapes.”

“Some nuts and grapes? Christ no wonder you’re so highly strung.”

You gathered a plate up for him with selection of all the amazing confectionary Earth had to offer. “Here, try these.” 

You stared at him in excitement as he ate a handful of Haribos. 

“Well?”

“Hm. I’m not sure I enjoy this texture.”  

“Try this next!” You very nearly shoved some popcorn into his mouth  in your excitement and then realised that would probably get you killed, which would have been messy in Starks fancy lounge; so you just pointed to it instead. 

Watching Loki try new things was surprisingly very entertaining to you. It was unusual to see Loki look so unsure of himself, as normally he swanned around cocky as anything. 

You sighed, thinking back once again to the other night on the balcony. Loki was very good at brushing over any moments of vulnerability, even though he occasionally showed it in moments like this.

With his slightly furrowed forehead and quizzical expression as he tried earthly sweets was the epitome of vulnerable. 

Loki made eye contact with you while you stared at him and swallowed his sweets down. 

“Why are you looking at me like that mortal?” He asked, suspiciously. 

“Nothing.” You smiled to yourself

“Now you are smiling like a loon. I hope you are not loosing your mind over that boy. We have a mission to complete, or have you forgotten?” He frowned at you, disgruntled.

“How could I forget the fact I’m heading to a burning wasteland soon.” You said sadly, thinking of your up and coming trip which, at best, ends in your death. 

“There is no reason to be nervous. You have proved yourself rather difficult to maim.” Loki stated, deliberately.

“Physically maybe but I’m going to need a hell of a lot of therapy when this is over.” You muttered. “Suppose I should enjoy this last moment of calm before the storm.” 

“What storm?” Loki asked cautiously. 

“It’s just a figure of speech.”

“Hm.” Loki made a non committal humming noise. 

“Let’s go finish off the film, I need the escapism.” 

You sat back down together and tried to refocus on the film. You mind kept wandering however and  you remained restless. 

Were things between you and Loki changing? How many Loki gifs could you send of himself before he murdered you in your sleep? 

And, most importantly, what fresh hell awaited you in the realm of fire? 

A/N: Who enjoyed my fourth wall break (kinda?) haha! Also keep tuned folks for some more plot (finally) after a couple of plot-less chapters!

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[messrmoonyy]

wait- after reading your thoughts about flustered tess, do you have any for annas other characters?? like specifically helen or olive - i have So Many thoughts about olive, like the way you are with tess is the way i am with her sjdkj

i feel like im in your asks a lot asjkdj tell me to fuck off and i will lmao

Pls I would never tell you to fuck off you give me excuses to ramble about my fav characters you’re a god send.

Liv is so tricky for me cause I adore that character but I just didn’t fully connect with her in a writers level, I found her so tricky to figure out. Tess for example is so easy to just go rooting around in her head and pad her character out, liv is soooo hard.

And knowing she is to you as Tess is to me, I’m kinda nervous to even suggest what my thoughts would be in case you don’t agree 😂 please tell me your thoughts.

Helen tho? Helen I can do. Specifically because I have literally written about her being flustered in my one shot lmao.

Helen is just so not subtle about it. She has this skill of hiding her emotions in front of a camera, but being absolutely useless at it off camera. She’s a blusher. Idc what anyone says. She is. And she blushes so bad when she’s flustered. She’s fidgety, all restless hands and rolling her shoulders. And yk those sort of nervy laughs on an exhale? Yeah. She’s just not subtle. And it’s cute. She’s so normally poised and put together that the thought of her just turning to mush for reader is v appealing to me.

#ask #helen norville

[ohbo-ohno]

HELLO OMG I SENT BOTH THOSE ASKS BACK TO BACK IM SO HONOURED YOU LIKED THEM SO MUCH😭i was so scared when u didn’t answer them straight away that i’d maybe made u uncomfortable lmfao but that’s just me being anxious. i get so nervy about interacting with blogs and stuff online and you’re one of the first blogs i’ve ever reached out to because your content just has such a grip on me and i wanted to contribute so badly lol. i’m really glad you liked them and i’m OBSESSED with your developments. this has helped me like get over that anxiety a bit and i’m really grateful. i feel so silly because it’s literally content and murderous kidnappers and i’m here like “b-but what if. what if they’re angry at me🥺🥺😢😢” thank you mwah mwah mwahhhh❤️❤️

also if you do emoji sign offs should i choose one lol if that’s cool with you because i’d love to send more stuff every now and then that’s fine with you :) just so u know it’s me lol

you didn't make me uncomfortable at all!!!!! im rewatching rpdr s13 while im writing rn so i tuned out to watch snatch game LMAO

i looooooove those asks. love them. it's like you peeked deep inside my ear and catered right to what my brain says it wants.

i used to be TERRIFIED of interacting with blogs lol, but the anon option on tumblr makes it so much easier. please please never feel nervous about reaching out! even if i don't post your ask i read it, i just don't post them when i don't have something good to add or a good recommendation to make haha

pick an emoji babe! i'll edit this post and the last one so you can see them when you search :) i think the only ones taken are:🌙, 🌚, 🍋, 🪶, 🎃, 💙, 💕, 🔪, 🥍! sorry if I forgot someone lol

#asks and answers #🧸 anon

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP38 SPOILERS!

i cant believe its already time for another episode. so scared about this one i have no idea whats gonna happen. lets go!

- WHY IS BETH BRITISH

- LITTLE CAESARS I WORK THERE omg me reference in dndads

- THE JOKES IN THE INTRO ARE SO GOOD

- TAYLOR SWIFT A KILLER AT HEART.

- taylor considers scary his close friend awww

- MATT STOP IT W THE BITTERSWEET LINC FACTS ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP W HIS DADS!!! IM SAD

- NORMAL IS A HEELYS KID love that. oh my god just imagine the school mascot just rolling through the halls thats kinda terrifying actually

- I BETTER ACTUALLY SEE BETH IN HEELYS AND FREDDIE IN HIGH HEELS AT THE LIVE SHOW

- im sorry. i just went to the discord to talk about this^ but then saw SUCH A CRAZY SPOILER

- NOOO THE SCARY FACT

- ITS STARTING. MY STOMACH HURTS IM NERVY

- TEAM LOVE WE CAN DO THIS. WE CAN DO THIS (im biting my nails nervously)

- WHY IS MATT ASKING ABOUT THE MARRIAGE RN

- OH FUCK SCARY DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE MARRIAGE HELPP

- NAT 20??? MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED

- TEAM LOVE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO (im miserable about lincoln and grant)

- oh god sparrow what could u possibly say rn to try to make this better.

- LARK COULDVE KILLED LINC???

- will mentioning batman is making me wonder where hermie is. im insane

- "i dont want a dad!" WAAAAAA 😭

- i KNEW this whole start of the episode would be awkward as hell lmao

- gothcleats....

- HEMRIE AND NICKY!!!! HERMIE AND NICKY!!!!! i actually screamed my bad

- NICKY AS THE LEADER LETS FUCKING GOOOO

- scary applogizing???

- going back to the church of the doodler oh god this is happening

- THE CATBUS!!! THE PUSSYWAGON!!!! YESSS

- anthony w the cat facts so cute

- i cant BELIEVE how far along in the season we are. this is insane. oh my god

- GRANT BROUGHT THE BABY MONITERS :[

- oh the mayor finally has a name now!

- WILLYS IN THERE GODDD

- im so nervous WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

- CAN SOMEONE PLZ DO FANART OF THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW

- STFU WILLY!!!!

- ME WHEN BLUE AND RED SYMBOLISM -deranged yttd fan

- YES FUCKING KILL HIM!!!!

- FOR ONCE. FOR ONCE. NORMAL IS CHOOSING VIOLENCE AND HATE OVER LOVE AND FORGIVENESS. DESERVED.

- CAN WILLY FUCKING PROJECT DAMAGE TO HIM TO OTHER PEOPLE??? THATS FUUUUUCKED MAN

- NO. NO. WILLY DID NOT...... WILLY IS TAYLORS STEPDAD NOW. WTF.

- WILLY IS A STEPDAD NOW. I AM GOING TO THROW UP.

- NOOOOOO I HATE THIS SO BAD THIS IS THE WORSTTTT I HATE WILLY STAMPLER

- im still biting my nails im SO SCARED

- SCARY TRYING TO SCARE WILLY RON STYLE YESSSS

- *HERMIE*S GONNA TRY TO GRAPPLE WILLY????

- NICKY COMPLETELY FUCKING UP THE PLAN LMAOOO

- 10 MINUTES LEFT.... HOW ARE THEY GONNA PULL THROUGH

- 11:11 the teens are gonna pull through!!

- SCARYS IN THE CHAIR OH GOD OH GOD

- THE DOODLER IS FREE. ITS THERE. OH MY LORDY LORD

- THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DICE ROLL OF THE WHOLE SEASON. FUUUUCK

- i have it paused. i swear. to FUCKING god. if its a 1.

- THE DOODLERS GONNA SPEAK OH MY LORD

- YESSSSSSSSS LOVE WINS!!!!!!!

#dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #siren says

[f1shart]

i am so normal about your art and the way you draw nervous subject he's SO cute

😳😳😳 TYTYY!! IVE LIKE never gotten an ask before (well there was this one before but im 99% surre it was a bot lmao cries) anyway ur so kind 💝 luv you robyn i'll draw some nervy for u later promise

#asks #ahhslgufhfuftf

[cupid-styles]

god bless u for the two posts about ymls !! thank u bby

omg stop it you’re so cute!!!! you’re so welcome!!!!!!! i was nervy ppl wouldn’t care bc the insta concepts were self indulgent and that request was from a little bit ago lmao but im sooo glad you liked :)

#bestie asks

[chryblossomjjk]

What is the story behind Practice!Jk’s Hitachi? 👀👀👀

LMAO ok so i think i mentioned to u guys that he was a late bloomer?? bc of that when he started having sex he was super nervy about underperforming (pls what a ways he’s come lololol) so he did RESEARCH. im talking hours and hours of forum surfing trying to find out what women like (hi pillow under the hips) and p much figured out that clitty stimmy = 🌰 so he was like hmmmm…. vibrator…. and if im gonna go there… might as well invest in a good one 👁️👁️

practice jk scrolling thru nsfw subreddit at 3am on a tuesday

#anon #fic: practice

[qjaiden]

PLSSS WE NEED TO VC IN CHERUBCORD SOON...i was thinking about joining vc in the other server earlier but i got nervy about joining after yall had already been in there awhile LMAO

anyways yes im coming to visit u rn with my totally real license and 100% real car :3

JOIN RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ JOINUSPLEASE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ cyrus just got here

but also we need it sosososososo soon we need 2 find more gamez to play 2gether

#askz #damien

[garoujo]

hi!! oml i just wanted to say that i love your writing sm, esp the way you write childe! the way he says "sweet girl" has me SWOONING fr. he's the right amount of soft and loving while still being the playful bastard we all know and love <3

i've been maining alhaitham and ayato more recently but your childe just might convince me to put him back on my main team lmao. i love he very much ok that's it ty for feeding us childe simps

eeeee fank yew soooo much ໒꒰ྀི ㅠ ㅅ ㅠ ꒱ྀི১ this is the hugest compliment ever cause i get a lil nervy about my childe characterisation sometimes !!! IM SO GLAD I LOVE HIM SM <3 NO CAUSE THIS IS SO FUNNY CAUSE !!! LEGIT SAME W ALHAITHAM / AYATO .. childe had been a regular on my team 4 legit like over a year [i have him friendship lvl 10 + everything] but then i switched him out wen i got ayato + alhaitham sob ;;;o;;; it was their turn !!! i love him .. he deserves all the attention tho coz he’s the best <33

#ʚ ₊˚ 💬 — new emmail. #ʚ ₊˚ ⌕ — bl-inkstone. #IT TOOK ME SO LONG 2 REPLY 2 THIS IM SORRY <333 #but fank yew sosososoo much !!! this is the hugest compliment ever .. mayb i will let childe b on my team 4 a commission now <3 #like a celebration !!!

[beepbeepdespair]

ok so you know when you have a dream that makes you pissed off its not real when you wake up? had one of those just before i got up this morning hence why i remember it so well, but yeah i straight up dreamt an episode of inside number 9 really. i've gotten SO attached to the character i was playing in it so heres everything i remember

her name was alyssa, she was trans mtf, she looked exactly like me except with a black alice band holding her hair back a bit, a black and orange skirt (one i do actually own irl, making me want to cosplay her), tights and chunky black heels. dont remember what shirt she was wearing

there was some sort of dispute going on throughout the episode, cant remember exactly what it was but i remember (as alyssa) rummaging through stuff in a dressing room (because the episode was set in a theatre, we were a theatre group i think), finding another character's incriminating post it note, i think there was an appointment time or something on it, and shoving it up my skirt so no one would find it lmao

she was very sassy but sort of in a lucius way, like nervy but sassy when under pressure. there was one point where she was walking up to the theatre and some idiot yelled a transphobic slur at her (i dont remember what word was actually said, i just sort of instinctively knew it was offensive) and she threw something at them, told them to fuck off and stormed off and i was so proud of her

there was this old woman who was really nasty to everyone and no one liked her, and alyssa called everyone babe but not her bc she hated her. and after saying it the old woman asked her "why did you call her babe" and alyssa said "i call pretty much everyone babe... (much quieter) everyone i like that is" "what was that" "nothing 😇"

there was also a bit where the old woman was complaining about alyssa taking pills at the lunch table (who gets offended by that??? she seemed like the type of person to be annoyed about everything though) and alyssa said "1. when has it ever been rude to take pills at the table? 2. this is my oestrogen" and rolled her eyes and took them anyway and i. love it

she had a huge crush on this woman who was pregnant, i think the episode's dispute might have been something to do with that? anyway there was a bit just before the post it note where alyssa was leaning against the wall having a bit of a gay moment and opening the dressing room door just a little bit to watch her subtly

in the big climax the pregnant woman said to this guy "david im leaving you" and it turned out he was the father but he was like. the last person you would have guessed lmao. anyway she then turned to alyssa and said to david "i dont need you because ive got my babe" and kissed her and i 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and then partway through the kiss the old woman dropped a bombshell (dont remember what she said sorry) and everyone just sort of froze like "what." and then the episode ended jfnfjfn

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[inkykeiji]

eeeee okay i am off to write some more of the sukuna fic before i go to sleeeep hehehe

but before i go: i want your opinion on something.

i know to some this may seem silly, but your interaction truly does mean so much to me. each and every one of you are so wonderful, so incredible, so amazing, and i’m so blessed to be surrounded by and supported by such a beautiful group of people!!

i’m extremely thankful, seriously. so so so thankful that so many people actually care to talk to me about my work or about myself or even to just come share bits and pieces of their day with me; i appreciate that so much i can’t even put it into words, and i love talking to you no matter what it’s about. together we’ve built such a precious community that is very near and dear to my heart, and i will always cherish it.

but there are many of you and only one of me, and it’s getting harder and harder to reply to everything. and i feel SO insanely guilty because i can’t answer everyone; it genuinely upsets me, because i desperately WANT to. and not only do i want to answer, but i also want to give back to you all as much as i can, and continue putting the same effort into my responses as you all put into your asks!!

so, what i was thinking is, i’ll continue to answer asks the way i normally do and as much as i can (as much as my schedule allows hehe) and then one day a week, i’ll close my ask box for 24 hours and dedicate that entire day to answering the asks i missed throughout the week (again, as many as i can. i can’t guarantee i’ll get through ALL of them but i’ll damn near try!!)

i know, of course, that as this blog continues to grow it will become physically impossible to answer everyone, but i still want to try my very best to do so regardless; i still want to do everything i can to reply to as many of you as possible.

what do you all think? do you have any other suggestions?? please let me know!! <3

#i know some people might feel kinda like #‘relax girl it’s tumblr it’s not that serious’ #but it reminds me of that tiktok of the man walking in the snow??? #where he says something along the lines of #‘of course it’s not that serious; nothing IS! but because we’re human we have to pick a few things to care about’ #very optimistically nihilistic of him to say hehehe #and i completely agree #well i pick my blog to care about #it’s very meaningful to me #YOU ARE ALL VERY MEANINGFUL TO ME #never forget it!!!!!!!!!!! i love you so much!!!!!!! #*it’s my life by bon jovi starts playing in the background* #okay drafting this post took WAY longer than it was supposed to #have a lovely day/night pls <3 #this has been clari with the updates #AH IM A LIL NERVY HAHAHAHA #this has been on my mind for a while now so please!!! i want to hear your thoughts!! #respectfully ofc lmao

[retroaria]

HAND HOLDING HEADCANONS

cc: georgenotfound, dream, sapnap, karl jacobs, wilbur soot, quackity, nihachu, punz

pronouns: gender neutral

warnings: none

here’s my masterlist ^o^

THIS WASNT EVEN REQUESTED AND I SHOULD REALLY BE WORKING ON THOSE BUT IM SO INSPIRED TO WRITE THIS ITS LITERALLY 4AM AND ALSO PUNZ JUST WENT LIVE SO BOOM IM THROWING PUNZ IN THIS ONE

george:

he is just so sweet about it

he has a hard time showing affection like that so hand holding seems simple enough while still being affectionate

will literally hold your hand so much. he does it whenever you guys lay down together or whenever you go out anywhere

he isn’t one for pda but he loves holding your hand :]

the first time he does it he looks at you and says a very soft “is this okay?” before squeezing a little bit once you’ve reassured him

sapnap:

holding hands isn’t the most appreciated thing in this relationship but it’s still a sweet interaction

it’s kinda just something that happens at random moments without either of you even realizing

if he lays down next to you or on top of you, he’ll grab your hand

if you guys get up to walk somewhere he’ll grab it, if he’s trying to lead the way somewhere he’ll grab it, and even sometimes in the car while he’s driving and there’s a sweet comfy silence, he’ll grab your hand :]

dream:

he loves holding your hand so much :3

it makes him feel safe to know that your safe within his reach if that makes sense

he just grabs your hand whenever

he’s a grasp kinda guy rather than a waffle kinda guy (pls tell me you guys know what i’m talking about like the two different ways to hold hands ya know yeah)

he has a thing with touching you not in a sexual way but in a sweet loving way ya know he just wants you close

karl:

physical touch love language boy y’all already know

hand holding all day everyday

not just hand holding but just always being on you in some way

he plays with with your fingers like a fidget toy LMAO

draws little shapes in ur palms omg so cute

always talks about how cold/warm your hands are

quackity:

was a little scared to do it at first

although he isn’t shy at all with his emotions towards you, physical touch seems like something he would be nervy about

like pushing you down on the bed and wrestling you like hulk hogan is cool but... holding your hand😟...scary

“y/n...can i hold your hand😶” “oh yeah ofc!!” *grabs your hand super fast and pretends as if the convo never happened

once he’s comfy he just does it whenever he feels like it or if you ask him

he’s so funny omg i love him

wilbur:

so much hand holding in this relationship

also plays with your fingers :3

when holding hands he swings your arms back and forth like a little kid

he never really asked the first time he kinda just grabbed your hand and looked at you like 😏->😊 LMAO

also has a thing with having you close to him

wants you to feel safe knowing he’s holding onto you

niki:

was a little shy about doing it at first but you reassured her that it was ok

you guys are always holding hands outside and around other people

in private too tho she just loves doing it

the first time was such a sweet moment she asked so softly and you were like “UM YES OF COURSE PLS DO” lol

you guys don’t do much pda but hand holding is a subtle way to show people that you’re hers :]

punz:

first time writing for punzooo lets goooo

kinda the same as sapnap where it kinda just happens without either of you realizing

but he has his moments where he’ll be sitting there holding your hand and be like “aw we’re holding hands”

he asked you the first time and it was so awkward LMAO

“uh can i hold your hand? unless that’s like weird Idk” “yes punz ofc you can hold my hand” “oh ok cool” lmao

sorry the punz one kinda sucked but i’ve always loved him and just never knew how to write for him so i wanna try :3

much love and stay safe <333

@fantasy-innit @themanifoldenjoyer @crackityy @joyfullymulti

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