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rebeccathenaturalist · 6 months
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(Originally posted in this FB group)
That's a heck of a leap; gotta be about, what twenty-five feet or so? Wonder what it would have been with a clean, unimpeded landing? Hope the deer was okay after the adrenaline wore off. Ironically, the person pulling up in the SUV was there to buy the (apparently flawless pre-crash-landing) pickup, and the original post is full of people asking "But did they end up buying the truck anyway?"
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kimmiessimmies · 5 months
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Winter 08: Consequences (3/56)
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Rachel clasped a hand to her mouth, "SADIE! What the...! Why?!"
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Sadie shrugged, "Because we wanted to. Because we had all this built-up tension. And because I felt shit. Finn basically told me at the club that if I couldn't say yes to him now, he wasn't going to wait for me anymore. Which I understand, but it still hurt. And then he was talking to a girl at the bar. I just felt like crap, and James... He was there... And when we flirted on stage, it felt so good, so liberating, so comfortable and freeing... I just gave in. WE just gave in."
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Rachel shook her head, "But sweetie, Finn loves you. He doesn't want to be with any nightclub girl. He was actually upset when we walked home together. He told me what he had said to you and how that's not really what he wants. He was just getting fed up by the fact you weren't telling him anything. But then you had left, and now he was afraid he had hurt you. He's planning on telling you today that staying away from you is not what he wants at all. He just wants answers."
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Sadie could feel tears welling up. "I couldn't give him any answers. Not then..." She whispered. "The funny thing is that now I can... Last night, I suddenly saw things very clearly, and I now know why I had trouble committing to Finn." She said, wiping her eyes.
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zeherili-ankhein · 17 days
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Raju: God give me patience
Krishna: I think you mean give me strength
Raju: If the Gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead
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hum-tittle · 3 months
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Me: wants to start therapy because I'm starting to become depressed due to feeling unimportant to anyone
Therapist: cancels my appointment... twice
🙃🙃🙃
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ageless-aislynn · 2 months
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I was just now reading a post about this guy super regretting buying a Dell computer after years of buying only Dells, because now so many of them are cheaply made and unreliable, blue screening constantly and there are no good fixes...
...when my Dell computer blue screened.
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euesworld · 10 months
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"Damn! Loving the excruciating heat waves from fossil fuels burning and tearing down the forests.. like, people are getting cancer everywhere and life seems to always be at an all time low. Isn't that fantastic? No? I don't think so either.."
All I'm saying is.. people are super intelligent but all they do is use that intelligence to argue.. stop fuggin arguing and do something!! Pick a lane and haul ass cause this place is getting worse every day - eUë
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megahorous · 6 months
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You see, the joke is that General Potter--an army guy--has a daughter who is a Flower Child [meaning someone who prefers peace]
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r-swig · 7 months
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wheels-of-despair · 1 year
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Breaking: Too sleepy to post tonight's Sleepy Billy. Not enough brainpower left for the final proofread. It'll be along tomorrow.
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leetlbug · 1 year
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i still think it's funny that my pyro ass was born and lived my first three years of life in a city called burnsville.
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stellacaerulea · 2 years
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So I made a spotify playlist for Ai and I was listening to it... So I got this
A message from an AI girlfriend
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alwaysandeverfics · 2 years
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Ordered all 4 volumes. All I've gotten so far are number 2 and 4. So typical, why not 1 and 2 or 3 and 4?? But no, 2 and 4 it is. 🤣
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When the Ninth Inspector was informed that he was on ‘The Circle’,
his reaction was, ‘No, really? I’ve always wanted to be on that programme!’
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mamanebula · 1 year
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So I look up which Pokémon can be Dittos in PokemonGO (needing to find one for a quest) and it gives me a good list but I've been catching Starlies and Snubbulls for over a month and not a one!
So I fire up my game again, there's a Snubbull, so I catch it and INSTANTLY it's a ditto.
The only way that would have been more ironic if it was a shiny.
SPEAKING OF WHICH
Playing GPX+ and this month's Site-Wide Shiny Hunt (SWSH) is a Spheal - I love those round Bois so I signed up and have hatched a buttload, and again, not a one.
They also have a Weekly Pokemon Hunt which I've never joined in with before but decided to this time.
This hunt was a Fairy-type hunt, and I had to hatch a new egg for it, I found and hatched a Togepi, it had IVs of 122 (or thereabouts) and I thought that'll do and submitted it then continued hoarding Spheal eggs like the Goanna from Rescuers Down Under.
I get the Togepi back the next day.
And find the bastard's a shiny.
Irony could at least try to miss me sometimes.
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wasyago · 3 months
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kakashi and bull 🥺🤲
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unoriginalimages · 1 year
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I used to know what irony was, until I heard Alanis Morisette's song "Isn't It Ironic". Then I listened to an episode of "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on the radio and discovered that it means, "containing iron". Incidentally, I knew Alanis Morisette when she was still at school and was still called Alan Morris.
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