#it was wild y’all

[apostaterevolutionary]

So I have a story. Last night, I’m doing my night time stuff, like scooping cat litter and making sure all’s ready for tomorrow before going towards doing actual bedtime stuff. I glance out the balcony door just by chance and. There is a cat. Crouch-loafing in the middle of one of the paths in my apartment’s courtyard area

It’s like -17 C at the time so I am not allowing a poor little kitty to spend the night outside. So I stop what I’m doing immediately and head downstairs with a squeezy goop treat in my pocket

As I get closer it like. Looks to the side, beyond me and I make little cooing noises, hoping it doesn’t bolt. I also like. In the back of my mind I realize it’s kinda odd looking but I don’t know why. Something in the face is unusual but I haven’t registered why yet. It’s also Big, like bigger than my boy and my boy is big, but it’s also in a crouch loaf so it’s kinda hard to tell the true size. This will be relevant later

It looked a lot like this pic

(If you know from the pic, you know, but I sure didn’t lmao)

Then, behind me, there’s a noise of a bunny that I didn’t realize was there (about 10 ft away from the cat and it’s what the cat was looking at as I approached). The bunny bolts. The cat then bolts after it, and this is when I realize it is notably bigger than a normal cat and also does not run like a normal cat, it’s gait is not quite the same. And it has a short stump of a tail

And it’s at that moment I finally put together that it’s a fucking bobcat and much as they are probably still too small to seriously hurt me (bobcat attacks are very rare unless rabies is involved) it was also very idiotic of me to go and try to bring it into my house lmfao

Anyway not sure if I saved the bunny or ensured a meal for the kitty cause they were both just fucking gone so fast but uh. Good luck to both I guess. Looked it up and apparently bobcats do just live in my city and this is a thing that can happen if you, like me, thought they were quite a bit bigger than they are lmao

#it was wild y’all #it let me get surprisingly close but that’s probably cause it didn’t want to give up its potential dinner #and if it lives in the city it’s definitely used to humans on some level at least #anyway bobcats are smaller than I thought lmao do not mistake them for just a big tabby with a fluffy face sksksk #and definitely do not bring them into your house #text #misc #shut up nerd

[eyeballsoup7310]

“We need more morally grey female characters” we absolutely do but some of y’all can’t even handle Vanessa afton

#her worst trait is that she’s a cop and I can completely accept trashing her for that #but some of you guys are. wild #just talking #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf #vanessa afton #edit: okay clarification. it’s fine to dislike her I’m not gonna force you to have an opinion #some of y’all just seem to hate her in really really specific ways that you Don’t apply to the guy characters who do the same things

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok on Christmas Day wearing a Santa hat and rosy in the face from drinking spiked eggnog. His tone is over dramatic and a little tipsy, “Love when we spend the holidays in Hawkins where the chief of police won’t let me within three inches of my husband.”

Eddie: You get caught fooling around in your van three or nine times thirty years ago and suddenly you can’t be trusted to behave.

Everybody:

Mike: You were thirty-eight the last time he caught you guys

Lucas: And in his bedroom

Max: And he saw your ass

Dustin: Not just your ass. He saw hole

Eddie: Wow, I didn’t know Judas was invited to dinner. Betrayers.

#Christmas of ‘04 was wild y’all #Eddie had been touring nonstop for the five months prior #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[great-and-small]

Good news! Our favorite pair of Sandhill cranes have successfully hatched two colts again this year. They look to be just a few weeks old.

I’ve enjoyed watching these diligent parents raise babies over the past four years. Hoping to watch these two cute colts grow up strong like their siblings before them; with parents like these they’ve got a great head start.

#I’ll try to keep y’all updated with pics as they grow! #birds in the wild #Antigone #Sandhill crane #cute #birds

[1esor2]

Merry Christler y’all! My gift to the internet is more of whatever the fuck these are. Memes? Textposts? Spam on some follower’s pages? Anyway happy holidays!

#linked universe #lu memes #lu warriors #lu four #lu wild #lu time #lu twilight #lu legend #happy holidays y’all

[whoopseydaisy]

#wbn #wbn pod #wbn spoilers #the wizard the witch and the wild one #suvirin kedberiket #conclave arc #worlds beyond number #this is arc three y’all #we’re still just babies and yet #thinking about how this is where we’re starting this arc and however this arc ends it caused the energy of the bday livestream #blessing upon these motherfuckers houses until the end of night #a lot made me sad about that conversation #but the “you have to say it and Steels quick and mumbled i love you made me so sad #even if that’s their established dynamic and they know she does #it made me so sad

[wormdebut]

SEPTEMBER MICROFIC: GUERRILLA

@steddiemicrofic | Word: Charm | Word Count: 548 Rated: T (As always for swears) | CW: none

——

“But why do I have to be the one to go meet this guy, Chris? Send Jeff or—“ Eddie cuts himself off, in favor of smacking at his managers shoulder—“Here’s an idea, send Freddy! He would love to go to an—art show? Art Event?” Eddie wasn’t entirely sure what a showing of ones projects was called, but he digressed. “Anywhozle, send Fred.”

Chrissy tuts at him. “No, it will be you. Mr. Harrington requested you specifically, Eddie. You’re going.”

“Chris, Steve Harrington is fucking terrifying.” Eddie complained, following Chrissy around his apartment like a lost puppy.

“Christ, Eddie. You haven’t even met the man, let alone seen him. It’s a fucking honor, he’s even willing to meet with you. So if Steve God Damn Harrington wants to see Eddie Munson, then that’s how it’s gonna be.” Chrissy shoves a fitted burgundy suit into Eddie’s arms. “And, you’re going to dress nice.”

Eddie folds. “Alright, okay. But why do I have to go alone?” He pouts, and Chrissy just rolls her eyes.

“Honestly, Eddie, for someone who begged me to get you in contact with—and I quote—‘the sickest guerrilla artist since Banksy’. You sure are being a pain in the ass about this.” Chrissy sighs, patting Eddie’s hand before turning toward his front door. “The car will be here in less then hour. Do what you always do, make some friends and wait till he’s ready to speak with you. I promise it will be worth it Eds.”

See Eddie was nervous. Because Steve Harrington was fucking talented. He was smart and charming and a fucking bad ass. Corroded Coffin needed his art for their newest album. It was the only thing Eddie could think about if he was being honest.

Eddie didn’t even know what the man looked like, but he had read interview after interview. Not only did Harrington read well on paper, but the art that he put out was insane.

It would be fine. Eddie could talk to Steve Harrington. He could charm his way through this, just like he did with everything else in his career.

——

The room Eddie found himself in was huge. It was spacious and Harrington’s pieces were splayed everywhere. It was stunning and Eddie needed this art on his damn album, he needed it tattooed on his damn eyelids—

“Tattooed on your eyelids huh?”

Eddie jumps at the voice behind him.

“Ah shit, did I say that out loud? I was distracted—“ Eddie’s voice fades out as he meets the other man’s eyes.

Damn. If all art snobs are this pretty, he’s going to have to visit more art…places…

“Are you a fan of the artist?” The man asks, with a smirk and—That’s hot.

Eddie blinks, “I’m kinda obsessed actually. I think he’s a fucking genius. I have this little band—well we aren’t really little. We are kind of a big deal I guess, but I basically need him to agree to do this piece and I just—“ Eddie paused, eyes wide. The man in front of him holding back what was clearly a laugh. Great. Eddie was so good at this people thing.

“I’m sorry, I’m rambling—What did you say your name was?” Eddie asks, blush overtaking his face.

The man laughed. “I didn’t. I’m Steve.”

Oh shit.

#GUERRILLA ARTIST STEVE HARRINGTON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE #I tripped and made Steve Banksy and I’m obsessed with him #steddie microfic #steddiemicrofic #steddie microfic September #steddie #steddie fanfic #steddie drabble #y’all I’m actually obsessed with Steve in this. #we saw him for three seconds and his life is wild let me tell you #I lOVE HIM I LOVE HIM #worm brain

[illustrationsbychristina]

Inspired by a conversation with my Zelda campaign GM about how Urbosa is a better parent to Zelda than King Rhoam

#the legend of zelda #thelegendofzelda #urbosa #zelda #link #breath of the wild #tloz breath of the wild #tloz botw #tloz age of calamity #hyrule warriors #age of calamity #illustration #sketch #100 #illustrationsbychristina #my art #500 #1000 #oh my God y’all

[transmascissues]

hey i know your post about your mom was mostly just a personal vent, but i have to say, do you realize that also happens with trans girls and their fathers? literally happened to one of my friends. i’m not trying to downplay your experience or something but i found it strange that you seem to think this is something that only affects transmascs

i have one question for you: so fucking what?

i don’t doubt that trans girls have experienced similar things and yeah, that’s bad too, but what the fuck does that have to do with me and the specific things i’m facing as a result of being a trans man? i never said “look at this thing that happens to ONLY trans men and NO ONE ELSE,” i just said “hey, isn’t this thing that happens to a lot of trans men, including myself, fucked up?”

i would also like to point out that what you’re talking about is in fact a different (albeit similar) thing. the way cis people treat trans people can differ dramatically based on the cis person’s gender because their commitment to gender roles is, like, a major part of problem. the specific way a cis mother reacts to her trans son’s transition is often going to be very distinct, while a cis father will likely respond to his trans daughter in a different but equally distinct way.

what i’m talking about is a very specific kind of ownership and control and self-victimization and total lack of boundaries masquerading as love and care and maternal concern that cis women (i would argue white cis women in particular) project onto their transmasc kids when we do literally anything to our bodies. i’m talking about a phenomenon which is closely related to the way moms often pass eating disorders onto their daughters (or children they view as daughters) because they see a body that looks something like theirs and project all of their insecurities and ideals onto it. i’m talking about a form of parental transphobia and projection that’s specific to the dynamic of a cis mother and her child who was “supposed to” be her daughter.

if you’ve never felt that, you’re not even remotely qualified to tell me shit about how i should be talking about that experience, and if you couldn’t recognize that experience when you read my post, i’m guessing you probably haven’t experienced it because the replies to that post made it very clear to me that anyone who has experienced it firsthand immediately knew exactly what i meant.

like, yeah, cis dads also project onto their trans daughters, but are they likely to have a reaction like running away with actual tears streaming down their face? do you expect them to passive aggressively make comments about how sad their kid’s transition makes them, how it’s such a difficult emotional time, how it’s so tragic because their kid’s body was so beautiful before? do you think their go-to transphobic reaction will be weaponizing their emotions? i’m sure there are some dads out there who are like that, but i think we can agree they’re in the minority because that’s not how cis men are taught to react and parents like this tend to be pretty damn committed to following the gender roles they were taught.

and even if i’m wrong and our experiences are exactly the same, let me reiterate that i never said this was an experience exclusive to trans men. all i said is that it happens to us. that’s just a statement of objective fact.

this started in my life when i got my hair cut short for the first time almost a decade ago and it has not stopped since. i’ve watched my mom cry over me changing my name and respond to being asked if my happiness matters more to her than my name by saying “i care about both”, i’ve watched her melt down in a mall over me getting a suit for prom and give me the silent treatment for days after, i’ve heard her plead with me to stop t because it “looks unnatural” and she’s just so “concerned for my health”, i’ve watched her stare at me post-op and say “my poor baby” over and over like she’s looking at my corpse in a casket. i’ve watched her turn herself into the victim of every single aspect of my transition. i’ve had to live with this for 9 years and spent the early years of the pandemic literally locked in a house with it. this has been my entire adolescent and adult life, and the question of if i’ll have to cut her off someday (and maybe never see my cat or my little cousins who i love more than anything in the world ever again as a result) haunts me every single day.

who the fuck are you to tell me how to talk about that?

#i hope you weren’t expecting me to take this in good faith and give a nice measured response #because just so we’re clear you didn’t have a chance in hell of doing anything other than pissing me off #like in case you forgot i am a real person who this is happening to #in what world did you think i’d care about how an anonymous stranger feels about how i describe it when im the one who has to live it #idk man. some of y’all clearly do not see me as an actual person capable of emotion and it shows #also like. using a friend’s experience is wild bc 1) how do you know it was the same if it didn’t happen to you #and 2) would that friend really want you using their experience against another trans person experiencing something similar? #anon hate #ask answered #examples of transandrophobia #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia #trans men

[dewinabsentia]

whenever phantom gets anxious he starts braiding dew’s hair

#i could write more but eh #releasing this into the wild so y’all can make what you want of it #ghost band #ghost bc #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost headcanons #ghoul hcs #ghoul headcanons #phantom ghost #phantom ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #dewdrop ghost

[akiranzee]

★ • ° ` — “Fuck and sleep, the only routines the both of you ever did. Not even talking about anything else, and keeping both your sex lives and personal lives away from each other. No strings attached, no feelings allowed. That’s why when you grew bored of him, you broke the deal off even when he pays you more than ten thousand dollars, considering how you grew to realize that it was more fun fucking with someone you truly love. But when you did so, he got aggressive, as if he never wanted to let you go, and only made the sex partner thing an excuse to keep you.”

toji fushiguro, gojo satoru, childe, nanami kento, lucifer, mammon, geto suguru, dottore, kamisato ayato, diluc, alhaitham, aventurine, sampo.

#📂 — ` akira’s works! #NAWW Y’ALL WILD (me too) #smut #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro #gojo satoru #nanami kento #geto suguru #genshin impact #childe #dottore #kamisato ayato #diluc #alhaitham #obey me! #om! shall we date #lucifer #mammon #hsr #honkai star rail #aventurine #sampo

[keepbreathingky]

Thinkin bout Zelda.

#gay #gaymer #I cannot stand how excited I am for ToTK #y’all I got to play 70 minutes of it and it’s magical #a playground of experimentation and exploration #so many wild discoveries #me

[1esor2]

Happy Tears of the Kingdom day!!

#linked universe #lu memes #lu wild #yes these are a repost #I didn’t have enough new wild ones prepped for the launch #my bad y’all I know I’m slacking #no spoilers #my game is downloading as we speak

[amethyst-crowns]

my art for trouble’s always gonna find you, baby (but so am i) by @strangersatellites | for the @steddiebang

Chapter 2 is up now!!

#gin post!! #y’all are so not ready for this one #truly #this chapter has HEFT but it’s so so great y’all seriously aren’t ready for this one how many times can i say that #also as for the art #wowww look at me actually doing a background #isn’t that wild #it was so fun adding all the details in this one #steddie fanart #steddiebang23 #i draw things #ames x gin

[bluesgras]

RAHHH THERES 1000 OF YOU WOOOO

i don’t even know what to say but thank you all so so so so so so much. that’s like at least 10 of you. that’s a lot man

ANYWAY DTIYS RULES OR WHATEVER

#bluesgras1k so i can see it, you can tag me if you’d like to as well!

uhh it can be anything vaguely similar or themed around the photo and SD leo? yeah i think that’s it. no deadline, though i guess if you want one, the end of november. other then that go wild tumblr

and thank you

#can you tell i have no idea what i’m doing #anyway yeah #go wild #i will be happy with any and all things anyone creates #you guys are awesome #special thanks to the sep council and the beans server for talking me through making this thing #especially when i lost half my progress (fuck you clip studio) #y’all some of the nicest people i’ve ever met #blues notespad #tmnt #tmnt snapdragon #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #bluesgras1k #right it’s 2am #bed time

[moodyvoid]

fun fact: I was born with teeth and bit tf outta my moms tiddy

#AFO you ain’t special #sorry mom #me giving y’all tmi once again #I hope she threw me #wild ass panel tho #Bnha 407 #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #spoilers