If I had a nickel for every time the dark-haired blue coded bisexual protagonist whose main conflict was not feeling special and worthy got forgotten about for an edgy gay boy I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Art credit to @polartss
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i should call her (reread aftg)
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Toxic ex husbands is the funniest dynamic like actually we've been married for 40 years we've been divorced for longer he took all the money I took his fucking antique scarves collection I hate him we're making out in a broom closet we both try to inconvenience each other in every way we have extremely loving and emotional sex every anniversary and then go straight back to hating each other
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toxic ex boyfriend soap who you still have to work and live alongside after the break up
(18+/nsfw, f!reader, toxic behaviour, smut mentions, dubcon elements)
he's always working underhandedly to get on the same missions as you so you're constantly still around him, as he struggles to adjust to having you missing from such a big part of his life. can't bear the idea of being apart from you even now, as kicking him out of your shared room has already taken a toll, so he likes to be there by your side whenever he can. likes to know he can still be there to keep you safe.
a lot of your old routines are still the same and he encourages them wherever he can--still always sitting beside you so you can fall asleep on his shoulder post-mission. you still give him the last of your food that you can never seem to finish. little things that you'd done for so long that were just so hard to move on from.
he straight up scares off anyone who might make advances on you by telling them you're his (even if you aren't together right now, that doesn't matter to him.) sabotages any attempt you might get at dating, if he sees a tinder notification on your phone you best believe he guilt trips you into uninstalling it, if he doesn't just take the phone and do it himself. if a guy chats you up in the pub, he appears behind you and slips a hand around the back of your neck, just holding and staring until the guy gets the message.
isn't shy at all about asking when you're just gonna give in and take him back. talking about future plans as if you finding your way back to him is just inevitable. he doesn't ask for any of his stuff back, cause he knows it'll be there when he returns. he doesn't return the engagement ring he has waiting for you either--it's just a matter of time until you realise the two of you are meant to be together.
fucks with you on purpose. sneaks into your room at night and sprays his cologne, sends you texts about how he never stops watching the videos he took of you fucking him--he's daring you to tell him to delete them but you never do. he makes sure you still see him wearing the necklace you got him, or that his lockscreen is still a photo of the two of you. clearly hasn't told his family either because his mother still texts you to check in and make sure you're looking after each other. (at least you don't have to lie, as johnny still is always looking after you.)
and of course when he manages to get you into bed, even if you swear it doesn't mean anything, he makes sure to get you addicted to his touch again. makes you cum over and over again until you can do nothing but scream his name, until everyone on base knows you're still johnny's, even if you can admit it to yourself.
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Idk what tag to use to describe the phenomenon of "Tiktok/Instagram Reels being full of toxic femininity/Gender Roles 2 but I just want to make a thread of examples of batshit takes I have seen from Instagram Reels (I don't have examples for all of them):
"I hate playing with my kids because I think they're 'emotionally abusive'/'gaslighting' when they change the rules every 30 seconds and rough house with me. Also, only fathers can enjoy playing with kids because they don't parent like mothers do (being a mom is soooooo harddddd). I refuse to teach my kids how to play nice and go shocked Pikachu when they don't."
"If you're over 25 you will never find a partner ever and should just get an arranged marriage" (said by someone IN THEIR LATE 20S)
"Sleep studies are all based on mens' needs women actually need 10 hours of sleep because uterus"
Just a whole lot of "Girls are mature well-behaved angels until they hit their double digits, then they become satanic demons from hell. Meanwhile boys are satanic demons from hell BEFORE puberty instead."
"Children produce more oxytocin around their dads because dads are the fun parents and they will never appreciate the hard work their mothers do"
"Bullying is good actually because something something evolutionary psychology. I am very smart, I was a gifted kid in high school"
"Men are useless overgrown children who can't keep house or be trusted around babies. But if a man can keep house and/or is good with children, he's either 'not a real man', a pedo, or gay."
"Some women??? Beat their kids??? To cope??? Kids should understand when mommy brings out the chapathi roller it's because they're just ungrateful brats! Being a mother is sooooo harddddd"
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the way will uses pretty privilege to get matthew to kill hannibal for him. i see you girl
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Ex: I love you. You know that, I know you do. And I can see you still love me, too
Ghost: I-
Soap: You know what else you're going to see? The Lord Himself if you don't shut the fuck up!
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