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#it's probably because he looks old (but sexy af)

meteor752 · 11 months

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Curious of what a modern au with the kids would look like…

Oh Anon don’t make me go there

(I am going there)

Not making designs for them (at the moment >:)) but I will give you some headcanons

Liana

Home girl is on her way to take over the fucking world

Comes from an extremely confusing home life, with her dads splitting up and getting together over and over again, both of them having had other partners during the breakup periods that never really last

In the present she has two dads and an additional step dad. She doesn’t like him that much, but her dads relationship seem more stable with him so she bears with it

Liana lost her leg just as she did in canon, due to frostbite. She got lost in the woods during winter for almost a week, and lost one of her shoes in a hole. She likes to dramatize the story though, to seem cooler

Started her own company at eighteen, and it grew into a multimillion corporation after only two years

She dabbles in a lot of things with her company, everything from movie production to train travel, tech to food items, theme parks to merch, and everything in between. Liana doesn’t calm down until she has control over every major industry in the world

Evil capitalist? Yes but consider this: Sexy evil capitalist lesbian. It makes up for it

She does own a lot of charities too, the majority of which being somewhat bird related, like the preservation of endangered birds, or rehabilitation of birds that have been abused by their owners. She likes birds

Still married to Jassy, her childhood best friend. She spoils her wife absolutely rotten (mostly with anime merch and manga’s), and would give up her entire company for her

Buuuuuut, Jassy hasn’t asked that of her yet, so Double Co. will keep on growing

Wes

Even without the imp genes, he’s still a big fricking boy

I mentioned multiple times that BDubs and Impulse were a bit like beauty pageant moms with Wes. Well…yeah

BDubs and Impulse wasn’t full beauty pageant moms (like those fuckers who like, perform surgeries on their four year olds so they will have fuller lips and shit), but beauty pageants was a huge part of my boy’s childhood, which wasn’t the best thing since he hates the spotlight and when people have their eyes on him. His dads would have stopped signing him up for them if he asked, but he was too nervous to do so, so yeah

But hey, at least my man can play the cello like a champ as an adult, since that was his talent.

He’s studying geology because rocks are cool :)

As an adult is relationship with his dads is…a bit strained, but he’s working through it in therapy

Engaged to his fiancé Jekiv, and has been so for many years now. Both of them are still studying, and even though his best friend (and stepsister’s) rich af wife has offered to handle the budget for the wedding, they want to wait until they can afford it themselves

Still has OCD and a lot of Anxiety, but now there’s at least medicine!

Gertrude

Golden retriever personified

She works out everyday just so she can lift and hug every dog she meets

One of her dads cheated on her other dad when she was little, so she grew up in separate homes. It was alright though, Big B would always bake with her and take her to the dog park, while Ren would tell fantastical stories and play as much dress up as she wanted

So yeah, Gertrude is actually pretty aight in this universe

I imagine Renchanting is some shop her dad owns, maybe either like a bisexual crystal shop or like a costume place, but she probably works part time there

Volunteers at a lot of dog rescue shelters, and has adopted many of them

Is studying to become a vet, but is also practicing writing on the side. She wants to write children’s fantasy novels, about princesses and magic

Is dating Novo, and has been waiting for him to propose for almost six years. She gonna keep on waiting

Johnny

Man is half British half Arizonan, still somehow speaks with a country accent. Only god knows where he got it from, and I don’t even think he does

Apart from more humane features, nothing about Johnny changes. Still an Aromantic icon, still a sweetie, still a rancher at heart, and he can still absolutely shred it on the Banjo

Suffers from mild anemia and asthma. He sometimes struggles to keep up with his friends, especially when they were children, but he always found ways to keep their pace, even if that means he sometimes had to be carried

He absolutely has one of those trucks that he treats as his baby. He’s worked on it for years, he has a name for it (It’s Butternut), he will cry if it’s even slightly scratched, it’s his child and he loves it very much.

Gertrude probably taught him some mechanics to take care of Butternut

Dreams of one day owning a ranch, but that’s a bit away

He probably volunteers and helps out at a lot of stables and riding schools, wrangling horses and whatnot. He’s got a natural talent, what can I say?

Jassy

She still styles her hair in all of those ridiculous anime styles, but now it takes a considerable amount of more hairspray and time

The way she bonded with her dads as a kid was through their favorite medias, so with Etho they would always talk Naruto and anime while with Joel she would always talk Shrek and Harry Potter

Has taken Ninjitsu and parkour classes since she learned how to walk

The only dyed part of her hair is the green streak. She has incredibly pale blonde hair

Married to one of the most successful entrepreneurs ever, and she pulled that bitch by being a fucking weeb

Is extremely into Cosplay, and has a Naruto OC that is Kakashi’s super cool powerful daughter

Has a job in a book store, mostly because she enjoys having something to do during the days. Is a bad employe tho, spends most of the time reading manga or mystery novels

Collects knives and daggers as a hobby because she’s just that bitch

Jekiv

Imagining Jekiv as not a Zombie is actually very difficult

In canon Martyn just kinda dipped, but imma say he stuck around here, so yeah Jekiv grew up with both of his parents. Separated of course, but they were both present

Still, he’s got a lot better relationship with his mom than his dad. They’re more alike

Suffers from Hyperthyroidism, which is the reason behind his skinny figure, his patchy hair, his weak muscles, and his bulging eyes. He’s had it since he was a tween, and he tries to not let it bother him

He gets sunburnt really easily so he rarely goes outside when the sun is shining. He’s pale af

Is studying forensic pathology, and works part time at a morgue. He’s always had a weird fascination with dead bodies, but hey at least he isn’t a serial killer

Would absolutely be a serial killer if he had the skills and strength to do so

Owns over twenty breeds of frog, two of which is poisonous

Has a resting bitch face, but he also is just a straight up bitch sometimes

Novo

Mans still a lil freak

Has Stahl’s ear syndrome and thinks it’s cool as fuck. Usually has his hair tied up to show it off

Bleaches and dyes his hair a new color every month. His hair is permanently damaged because of it, but he’s mostly fine with it

While his parents are on non speaking terms, they’re a lot more healthy than in canon. Novo is well raised and loved, he’s just Like That

Has a freakish resistance to the cold, like, Canadian level resistance, so mans will just lay in in a t-shirt and skirt in the snow while taking a nap

Picks up a new instrument every few weeks. He can’t play any of them, but he likes to find ways to annoy his friends with them

Is studying law, actually. He may not look or act it, but he’s freakishly smart, and he wants to become a prosecutor

Is dating Gertrude, and has been waiting for her to propose for almost six years. He’s gonna keep on waiting

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suguruslut · 1 year

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First date

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Gwen’s Note: i have way too much fun picking out matching date outfits for these pathetic men

🐉𝒯𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊🍳

-Tatsu asked you to go on a date with him so politely there was no way you could say anything but yes. he wanted your input on what you guys should do, and it was mutually decided that you would walk through the craft show the neighborhood was putting on

-Tatsu wanted to look cool, but not “yakuza inducing fear” cool, settling on a black jacket and some boots he got during a great sale. to some people walking by as he waited for you, he still looked a little intimidating, but you seemed to match perfectly with him, outfit not too sexy, not too modest, enough to make Tatsu swallow nervously when you approached

-all the nerves and butterflies faded away when you two began stopping by all the craft stands together, Tatsu geeking out over handcrafted bowls, crocheted bird coats and oven mitts of varying sizes and patterns. it was nice, being comfortable enough with you to be himself, his new self that appeared the more time he spent with you

-you had your eyes on a gold and red beaded bracelet, which Tatsu bargained for with the seller for several minutes. in return, you bought him an apron with a cute animated dragon printed on the front; maybe it wasn’t as scary as his other dragon apron, but Tatsu thought maybe that was a good thing

- “Toothless? Who’s that? Some cartoon dragon?”

- silent plans were made to watch How To Train Your Dragon with Tatsu. surely he would love it. second date idea???

-you two stayed close all afternoon, not rushing, not worrying. when people crowded in on you guys, or if some dude got too close, Tatsu would do his “scary face” which was very effective in creating some breathing space; a few times you thought he would at least put an arm around you to lead you away, but he was a true gentleman, and found ways to help you without touch

-when you got hungry Tatsu was quick to suggest his favorite cafe, owned by an “old friend.” even though there was a concerning amount of yakuza members inside, the food was delicious, and you caught Tatsu smiling behind his mug several times

-all in all, your first date with Tatsu went very well: you got a cute bracelet out of it, got to see Tatsu wearing a dragon apron in public, and thanks to the cafe owner, you even got to hear a few embarrassing stories about your date in his past life

- you were sad when the evening came to an end, suggesting that you two do this again soon, which Tatsu seemed pleasantly surprised at. there was definitely more he wanted to experience with you, and told you he looked forward to the next time craft fair

- “I hear there’s gonna be a huge sale on oven mitts! Are you in, Y/N?!”

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

-oh Tora...he was so nervous asking you, his favorite customer out that he almost passed out from relief when you said yes, anxiety quickly returning when he realized you still had to actually go on the date. how would he ever survive??

-Tora no longer lived a lavish yakuza lifestyle, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t take you someplace nice. he remembered everything you had ever told him while stopping by his crepe truck, like how you loved to dance: luckily, he knew a guy who owed him a favor

-wanting to be mysterious and cool, Tora didn’t tell you exactly what you were doing, just told you to wear a “saucy” dress. he would later regret this suggestion, because DAMN if you didn’t look hot af compared to his greasy ass

- (he looked very sexy too, with his low cut shirt and shiny shoes, in your humble opinion)

-salsa dancing!!! you were so excited as you two walked up to the dance studio, at which point Tora began to panic again, because he remembered a tiny, probably important detail:

- “Shit...I’ve never danced in my life.”

-once Tora got over how close you two had to be, he tried really hard to keep up with your steps, loosening up a little when he saw how much fun you were having. you thought his blush was cute, though, so sometimes you would dip a little too close, trace over his arms a little too teasingly

-when the teacher commented on your dancing skills as a couple, Tora smirked with pride and pretended like he knew exactly what he was doing. then he almost fell on his ass and got humbled pretty quickly

-after a few hours of dancing, Tora expected you to be exhausted and want to go home right away, but accepted eagerly when you suggested drinks. you laughed and talked about your first salsa class as a couple, making the comment that you wanted to do it again sometime

-the prospect of ‘next time’ kept Tora grinning for the rest of the evening. next time for sure, he wouldn’t be so nervous. probably. at the very least, he wouldn’t fall on his ass again (but maybe he would if it made you laugh)

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

-Masa was surprised that you would even say ‘yes’ to a first date, so he’s already considered this a win. now as for what he’s going to wear...well, he manages to find a white button up that isn’t totally wrinkled, and he asks Tatsu to iron some pants for him

-he had a bunch of ideas for your first date, like laser tag, Pokemon Go!, gaming, watching other people game, etc., which all sounded fun to you, but Tatsu suggested Masa take you to a movie showing at the nearby park

-he was late walking to your house, and you ran into him just as you were leaving. poor boy was already flustered at having overslept his evening nap, and seeing you all cute in your white dress almost made his brain combust. he was so flustered he could barely make conversation all the way to the park

-hoping it would give him something to do (talking usually got him in trouble), Masa bought you guys popcorn, slushies and two bags of candy, all of which was gone by the time you two made it to the front row

-Masa fought an old lady for a spot, but forgot to bring a blanket to sit on, so you ended up having to share a blanket with that same old lady. the og Godzilla was playing, full of action and drama, something you both geeked out to without shame

- “He’s like, so cool and stuff! Did you see when he went pshhhhh, and the water went pwahhhh?! That was awesome!”

-you guys (Masa) got shushed a lot

-Masa wondered if you were having as good a time as him, peeking over at you every few minutes to gauge your reaction. whenever you smiled or laughed, he would sneak a little closer on the blanket until your arms were touching; he wanted to coolly slide an arm around your shoulder, which the grouchy old lady incidentally caused by adjusting her position and nudging you right into Masa

-he was surprised at his success and did not move a muscle for the rest of the movie, even when his arm fell asleep. what was a numb arm compared to you leaning against him? (plus, he was used to having numb arms from all the weird positions he slept in)

-once the movie ended, you wanted to play Pokemon Go! on the walk home, a request Masa was more than happy to oblige--could dates get any better than this? he hoped you would say ‘yes’ next time he asked you out on a date (ofc you would)

- your first date ended with “Pikachu!!! How could you treat me like this?! Why?!” and “Hey Y/N? Could you spot me 100 yen so I can buy more pokeballs? I used all mine on that stupid Ninetails...”

🐉 🐅 🐕

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papa-evershed · 6 months

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Hellooooo! Here’s me crashing into your ask box to wish you a very happy, happy birthday!

I thought I’d ask you if you can remember some specific scenes/moments from a show and/or movie that triggered your “Oh, I need to gif this IMMEDIATELY!” desire.

And please do go ham on your reply, you know very well how much I enjoy them.

Have an amazing day! 🧡

Hey!!! I fucking love you! I don't know how the hell you manage to to do everything you do, but now you've gone and inspired me to start a fandom-friends birthday calendar. 😂😂 I legit admire how you always reach out to people and remember everyone!! But thank you so much for the birthday wishes, it's been a pretty good day so far so I can't complain! 🥰

As for moments I just had to gif?! There's been a fuck ton throughout the years and the men. 😅I'll answer under a cut for length and lets see what all my old lady brain can remember. 👵 I apologize in advance for how long this could potentially get and just how random the gifs probably are. I never feel inspired to gif cool scenes with witty dialogue, I just gif for thirst reasons because I'm a dumpster of a human. ETA: It got really long and didn't even scratch the surface tbh.

For Rob, I'll start with this one. I feel like I post it every time someone asks me about my favorite gifs or moments but listen, that man's god damn belly makes me feral. The context of the scene is also just peak Dad™ for me so it was 10000/10, absolutely had to gif this the second I watched:

This is an interview but you know when you first start checking out a new dude and you see gifs from interviews/shows where they look particularly tasty and you're immediately like I must find this and watch it or else I will perish. That was this interview for me. And how could it not be? Again...BELLY. Hairy belly. Just big, soft, delicious man meat. And thighs. As soon as I found it I had to gif it for myself so I could make it as obnoxiously big as humanly possible.

I watched this zoom live and the moment this motherfucker turned his head my brain said "gif it". Profile? Nose? Greys?

And this shot too. This man was fucking born to smile, he puts his whole ass into it.

This. His arms here. This scene was dark af but I knew I had to gif it anyway. I adore the shape of this man. It feels so fucking real to me. Soft belly, sizeable arms that still look natural. It's realistic, it's comfy, it's fucking sexy. He's just fucking man-shaped.

I don't even have to tell you why because I know you get it.

I'm an American what do you want from me? 🤡 I'm just kidding, it's not because of the gun. 😅IDK if you've watched Downton, but Thomas is just such a fucking capable man. There isn't a task they set him to that he doesn't excel at and I just felt like it was always overlooked and underappreciated by everyone around him. That shot and scene inspired an entire gifset I made about him being a man of many talents.🤓

I can't even explain it, I just knew I needed it. He just looks so man sized. And fuzzy. Just...go off daddy.

You and I both know I'd suck a dick for a good profile shot. The greys, the nose, the man...👀

I can't post all the gifs from this scene/episode so I'll settle for this one. But I knew immediately I'd be giffing it until my fingers hurt (that legit happens y'all, I'm old 👵) Not only did he spend some time in this episode being the soft, caring uncle but he did it in a cozy sweater and it was like they were sure to hit all my weaknesses at once. Soft cozy men? 👀Then they were kind enough to give us the most beautiful close-up shots of his face. And the boy just has a beautiful fucking face.

For old times' sake, I'm gonna include some Jon just for you but to be fair, I liked him for seven damn years so there were a lot. Too many to list or even remember. But here's a few that maybe aren't the obvious shots!

This one. I remember everyone losing their shit over his ass but I was losing my mind over that "soft flash of belly" (really, I was always fangirling the hardest over scenes where Jon looked softer than he really was so we shouldn't be shocked I eventually left for a man with a beer belly 😅)

Speaking of which, this scene too!

And of course, anytime he was covered in blood. I think I actually giffed this exact shot 5 or 6 different times.

And, the obligatory back of his head shot. There are so many here I could post because pretty much anytime I saw the back of Jon's head I immediately needed a gif of it but we'll go with this one, it was probably slept on a little bit.

Alright this is long enough! Bless anyone for reading this long. 😳 But legit, thanks for the fun ask and for the birthday wishes, Stef! 🥰🥰 Your kindness is one of the reasons I will always appreciate having been in Jon's fandom!

#i can't edit this for typos because every time i do tumblr tries to fuck up my read more insert so we all just gonna have to deal #listen you told me I could go ham 😅

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dukeoftheblackstar · 8 months

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Why do you even like Plo?

This is like asking me why I breathe, nonnie <": But let me try and answer this as sensible as possible ♥

Plo Koon is 385-years old

Imagine the sheer amount of knowledge in that squishy, cute head of his and you decide that of all the questions you could ask, you decided to go with whether he'd still love you if you were a worm. (1) Plo would either give you the laziest, most resigned 'Yes, dear' and go back to his naps ♥ or ... (2) Plo would exasperatedly sigh over the fact that you test his resolve in this silly, little, questions and give you the same resounding, 'No, I will not" and you will crack at it for the 128391231923th time.

There is nothing he probably can't do or know a thing or two about. Bet you my left lung that man can knit like a god.

There will always be a fine line between days of keeping himself (1) fit — which means I need to buckle tf up before I combust seeing this old man fuck someone up and be cool-dad about it <": (2) Lazy Days with Plo is my jam ♥ <-

Plo is discreet sassy. I'd go over this but I will need a year.

Plo Koon is Old Money.

If you don't know what that is, babe. Let me tell you when I say you're missing out. if you have been following me or have seen all my shit posts and tags on the Plo Koon / Kel Dor / Dorin tags, old man knees are fabulous — let me tell you why. (1) In a modern setting/au, he will enjoy short or maybe long walks that are not stressful. Will he walk under the blazing heat because the day looks great? No, neither would you bestie so sit tf down ♥ (2) Everything is made for comfort. Fuck the vow of poverty because when when you be rocking like a proper Balenciaga Sugar Daddy while traversing the Underworld, you best believe Daddy Plo be loaded AF. We're talking the Egyptian Cotton Sheets,

Plo Koon is one you would not want to shut up. Ever. At all. Like. Babe. If you ever shush this man. I will hunt you down, huntie ♥

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'Ts my favorite thing in the world ♥

Plo Koon has wholesome sassy chaotic gae friends.

Plo Koon just too pure for this world ♥

Now please watch that last gif on loop and tell me that that does not make you feel things because babe, if it doesn't... Idk man. You need to get them eyes checked ♥

But in all seriousness, my love for Plo Koon is because we don't always get wholesome characters that live long and it makes you wonder what life would have been like if he did.

I'm always fascinated by age apart from it being so damn sexy.

You hear talks about clones and their strife on how hard it is being the remaining survivor and I don't want to invalidate that. Not at all. But imagine having to relieve that through centuries. Imagine how someone like Plo, who has so much appreciation for life and everything both having spent at least a few years of his life at Dorin and him returning to become a Baran Do Sage, only to constantly practice the lack of attachment?

I'm not saying that's bad or conflicting, but imagine all the things he had to repress to fulfill his purpose both as a Sage and a Jedi. And he's smart, super damn smart. Someone who's smart with a guarded heart is a lie. His heart isn't guarded, he hurts. But he he has to swallow that because he has a role to fulfill.

I could go on so much about why I find him so interesting but I'm stuck in a bad vibe rn and all I can say is I love him so much because I want him to rest? Like hello?

Let that man take his goddamn afternoon nap and teas? And for someone so loved as a wholesome character, he's slept on and frankly, I don't like that.

Plus, I bet you Kel Dors got big dicks, so there's also that. ktnxbye.

#♝#dukeoftheblackstar answers #♝-answers #plo koon

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struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor · 9 months

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Overall nothing V has done lately has been exciting to me. But that's okay. There's tons of BTS content I haven't watched.

Yeah same. I'm not really into fashion like that, and I don't think the shoots he has done are anything special. Yes, he is very attractive but I'm not freaking out like I did for the "JK for CK" or Yoongi's as-yet-undefined photos.

And there is sooooo much content, and sometimes ARMY'S are insanely aggressive with everything. As if you're less of a fan if you don't buy every magazine they feature on, or stream their music 24h/7 days a week (oh fuck, now that will be stuck in my brain forever. Again). I haven't really watched the D-Day concerts after the ones they streamed in theatres because I want to experience that with a friend who lives several hours away. And we're adults with jobs. So I feel you.

I was pretty neutral about most of the releases (except D-Day. I was fucking scared I'd hate it because I was expecting too much. And People pt2 wasn't quite living up to People imho. But damn what an album. Literal life changer), but they all just were so GOOD in unexpected ways. I only buy physical copies of the shit I care about, because I don't want to throw parts of my disposable income at stuff I won't ever look at or listen to. SMF pt2 made me order Face on the spot. I yes

Generally, what I want from music is to make me feel something. To fill that hollow void in my soul, be that through anger, love, sadness or joy. I want it to be somewhat interesting in its composition (that's the part of me trained in classical music) which is why I love Vibe or Take Two. Or, like you said, challenge something.

In that regard, Layover is a bit like Tae's photofolio: safe, uncomplicated and mostly an aesthetic.

(I sound so harsh and I'm both sorry and not? Yoongi and Taeyang talked about everyone around you turning into "yes-men". That no one really challenges them because they're famous. So maybe I'll collect some thoughts on...all this...and write a post. If I'm not tired af tonight lol. Adulting is stupid)

I don't think you're being harsh. BTS are artists so criticizing their art is part of taking them seriously as artists and not just mindlessly streaming and consuming their content.

I agree that V's photoshoots weren't to my taste. They're all pretty similar, and he either wears Celine and/or old men clothing. Like, his poses, the photography, the styling, the vibe, are so similar between photoshoots that it's not exciting and V's looks don't do anything for me. Sometimes I think he's so handsome, but most of the time I don't notice it. He's handsome of course, but I'm meh about it.

I also agree that the songs are pretty safe. Jin's debut was pretty safe but it wasn't really a debut, so it doesn't count. RM and Suga didn't really shock me or show a whole new side of theirs with their albums, but RM has been challenging himself and us with his collabs, like Sexy Nukim and Smoke Sprite, and the way he promoted his album was very original and cool; Suga released two fire music videos with great storytelling and branched out a bit musicallly. Of course, J-Hope and Jimin totally surprised everyone with their albums, and Jungkook surprised us for obvious reasons lmao. So far V hasn't surprised me at all, but maybe the tt will? Probably not. I guess we got too used to being shocked haha.

But you said it well that V's album so far feels like an aesthetic, and that's so true for a lot of V's recent projects and that's one of the reasons why it's harder for me to connect with him right now.

Thanks for the ask!

#ask #bts #v #text #thanks for the ask!

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lovelyjasmari · 2 years

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Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 15 ~ THIS IS NOT A GODDAMN OTOME GAME Edition

Hello everyone!

Welp, after a long work week/weekend, I finally finished reading the first part of the Phantom Bride event! This was actually one of 4 twst events I hadn’t previously read ahead, the others being Vargas Camp, Endless Halloween Night and that Epel-centric one JP got back in winter. I tried reading it afew months back, but 30 seconds in I was jumped by 4 of the twst boys proposing to me (ROOK INCLUDED) and I immediately noped out and spent the remainder of the night screaming into my pillow. Soooooo...yeah...

But I’m really loving it so far, Eliza is the worst and everyone is being petty af and it’s awesome! Warning: Pic heavy, violence, swearing, simping (A LOT OF SIMPING), twst boys trying and failing to be smooth, references to my ocs and some Idia slander. LET’S GET IT!

Sorry, Ace. You gotta get in line behind Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Lilia...

I feel like this was put in for those who felt Elsa was making some profound statement against romantics when she said something similar.

Always, my handsome, sexy, sus-as-fuck hunter of love! The blue really suits him and I know some ppl think he looks odd without his hat but I don’t. Rook is beautiful with or without it. Ohhhhh, I can’t wait to read his vignette! I think Eliza will REALLY like him but hopefully not because then she and I might have to fight.😊

Grim, when are we NOT being evicted or being threatened with eviction??

THE FUCK YOU MEAN “AGAIN”?! Don’t you think you should have warned us of the potential of this shit when you airdropped us into that shack?! God this bird man makes me sick!

Bitch unless you’re putting me up in a new place (preferably Diasomnia or Pomefiore for reasons...👀) KICK THE GHOSTS OUT! Actually, where are the usual ghosts when this is happening? I’d think they’d put up a fight too wouldn’t they??

Ortho is such a sweet little bro. But I do understand Idia’s appeal, hell, 17-year-old weeb me probably would have killed for a BF like Idia! Though he’d probably only want a uper petite Asian girl or a kawaii idol or e-girl type to live out his anime waifu fantasies. Don’t boo ,me, you know I’m right.

That’s Disney talk for IDIA’S GOING TO FUCKING DIE

Have I mentioned that this bird man makes me sick?? 💀

Idia has absolutely doxxed ppl with Ortho’s help. Don’t tell me how I know this, I just do.

Isn’t it always at this fucking school?!

Edward Elric vibes right here, maybe Riddle should drink more milk...

Floyd, please shut the fuck up before Riddle puts a collar on you...

You shut up too!

I’m still not over his bullshit from the last part of Book 5 either. GET HIS ASS VIL!

She’s awful beyond awful but I like her design at least, reminds me a lot of Emily from Corpse Bride.

Why does Idia sound like me trying to get my non twst friends into twst?? 😭😂

Somewhere in the distance, I can hear my brother’s girlfriend squeeing. I got her into twst a while back and she is a TREMENDOUS Leona simp, which is hilarious for me since I simp so hard for all the ppl Leona hates. 😂

And the violence has begun! But really, this shocked me when I first saw it, like DAMN THIS BITCH REALLY JUST BACKHANDED LEONA FUCKING KINGSCHOLAR! To be fair he did a pretty shitty job wooing her but still, violence is never the answer, kids!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍😍😍 I really wish this was voiced because we know from Book 5 that Vil can sing quite well and I would just DIE if Vil sang to me! MMMMMFFFFF I’m getting giddy just imagining it!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?! So what if Vil doesn’t have a dog, I would think she’d prefer to be the only bitch in his life anyway!

Okay, look, I know that was terrible. But seriously, it was at this moment that Eliza officially ended up on my shitlist. I really hope she doesn’t slap Rook in the next part cause I will dropkick a ghost, I do not care!

And unfortunately, Sebek was doomed from the start. Sometimes I wonder if he ever envies Vidaria for obvious reasons...

She’s got a point tho, one of the few times she actually said something sensible. Say what you will, but Sebek totally deserved that slap.

SIDONIE! COME GET YO MANS!!! 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aww, at least he’s being sweet abt his obvious failure. It’s funny cause when I write him with Sidonie, he’s very smooth and charming but here? An absolute dork! But a good natured dork and that’s what Sidonie loves about him. 💖

This cannot end well...

Bitch WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! Why are you even here?!

Oh god, Jade is so goddamn charming that my heart would absolutely go if he offered me a flower. But at the same time it’s Jade so I would be terrified as well. Such odd, polarizing feelings he stirs within me...👀

WHERES MY STICK

Jade was literally the closest thus far in yeeting her back to the afterlife and you snitched on him because you were lonely in the slap corner? PET-TY!

Ya’ll ain’t shit, you know that?! NONE OF YOU! Except Rook, we’re still cool and haven’t needed to beat him with my stick yet. The rest of these clowns tho? Maybe THIS is the reason twst isn’t an otome game!

Welp, let’s see how these fellas fare with Cater’s cringe ass nae nae talk...

Sadly not any better...💀

WHAT SEBEK SAID

Ugh, once again I find myself agreeing with this bitch. Modern dating is a nightmare and I am so glad I’ll be getting married soon myself to probably one of the last men on the planet who truly is a decent person.

Oooohh, I really like Idia’s tux tho, and I’m not an Idia simp in the slightest but damn it suits him!

Good to see his priorities are in order. About to die? Yeah no biggie. About to die without reading the newest manga, TRAGIC!!!

In all seriousness tho, while pulling for Ace, I got Ortho’s ceremonial robes card and after reading the accompanying vignette, I can kinda understand why everyone’s so reluctant to help him. As a painfully anxious introvert myself, I REALLY hate Idia’s apathetic attitude. It’s going to take some PROFOUNDLY deep and tragic shit in Book 6 for me to think differently of him but as of now, nah I can’t with him, especially since I know ppl like him irl and they are actually the worst.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, something tells me I’m going to be screaming into my pillow ALOT more when part 2 drops. Pray for me, guys...💙

Eliza better slap him first, if she want’s any sort of redemption in my eyes. Sadly I didn’t get Ace or Epel and I won’t be pulling hard for either since Vil will be coming home soon. And since the other vignettes are still locked, with that, the first part of the Phantom Bride event is done! So far, so good! And I just realized, I began this post with an Ace pic and I’m ending it with an Ace pic! Not intentional though, I swear! ❤

#twisted wonderland #jas reads twst #twst ghost marriage #twst phantom bride #long post #SHUT UP JAS

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Thinking about when Luisa tells Mirabel, “last night—when you saw the cracks—I felt weak,” I was struck by how she said “WHEN,” not “if,” not once questioning if what Mirabel said was true, and how it’s the first, possibly the only time she got verbal affirmation that someone in her family believed her and took her seriously the night she told them something was wrong with La Casita.

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Antonio probably feels excessively endeared to his tío Bruno, because when the rats “told him everything,” they probably gave him what is likely the greatest, glowing, 5-star review possible in a squeaky speedrun of joyful infodumping about their favorite human. They probably spent the whole time just gushing over how great he is and how well he takes care of them, and I think this is why Antonio wears that shy, but knowing smile on his face when he looks at Bruno from then on out. Because how can he NOT smile and feel close to him after hearing from so many animals about how much they love him??? I cry

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Nick Bateman 36-38 // open career // founding family kid messy on & off temporary romance

i like messy twisty things, and sky is so sweet and innocent that i can't help but want to mess with her. so this guy is not meant to be a stand-up guy, (at least not with her, maybe someone else can change that) and they are meant to be on and off, and ultimately they will not end up together. this ad is for the sole purpose of breaking sky's heart (repeatedly). i have nick bateman bc honestly, he's sexy af lmfao but this is pretty open? i would like it if he were 36-38

meet nick he's the son of another founding family and he's extremely charismatic, charming, and has a silver tongue, he can get away with almost anything (and has many many times over) and he's used to getting what he wants when he wants it. then there's sky who's a little naive and truly believes in love, so she easily fell for his charms. but he's not exactly her prince charming. in addition to being charming, he's manipulative and a cheater, and she's caught him cheating on several occasions, and there were probably many more that she's not aware of. but again, he's charming and she's a little naive which doesn't necessarily work in her favor.

basically, sky has been with this guy on and off for a while now, and their relationship is a messy, toxic cycle. he cheats on her, she finds out and breaks up with him; a few weeks, months later, he's back begging for her forgiveness with empty promises that he'll be better, that it won't happen again. she forgives him, they have mindblowing kinky makeup sex, and it's wonderful for a few weeks, maybe a month or two before it happens again. and this has been going on for since high school. though she did leave a little after high school for nearly a decade what happened during that time is open, but when she came back they fell right into their old messy habits? although i feel like it didn't get really messy/toxic until after she came back about 6/7 years ago. they might have even been almost okay in high school?

deep down she knows that he's never going to be faithful, but she loves him, and she wants to believe that it'll be different, that maybe she'll be enough. she believes that part of his heart does belong to her because why else would he keep coming back? and maybe she's right, and in his twisted way, he does love her, or maybe it's that just that he knows she'll always forgive him, or it's obsession & possession, or maybe it's the sex - that's up to you! this is not her endgame ship but i would like a good chance to play with the on/off cycle a bit before she finally comes to her senses and moves beyond him.

because this has (toxic/twisted) romantic vibes, i'd prefer if whoever takes this were closer to their thirties since i'm 34 and writing romance or [m] threads with people way younger than me is mildly uncomfy. i'm also looking for whoever takes this to be willing to plot and discuss things and toss around headcanons on discord. and most importantly, active! i like to do back and forth comms & rf threads not just with me but her fam (and potentially with her future romance as well ~for drama~ ) also, i would ~prefer~ that he's from one of the other founding families, it's not a dealbreaker if you'd rather go in a different direction with him! if your interested hmu on discord midnightxxxtish#4566

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Is your birth year an odd or even number? Odd.

Which one of your friends is the most outgoing? hmm, probably the younger ones, lol.

Have you eaten any of your favourite foods today? i just woke up like an hour ago, so no, i havent eaten anything yet today.

When did you last find yourself in an awkward situation? if i paid attention to stuff like that, probably more often than i think.

What did you have for lunch yesterday? i think all i had was a bagel, before dinner.

In school, which subject(s) do/did you find the most difficult? applied maths, like statistics.

Who was the last person you Facebook messaged? What’s his/her star sign? wow LOL, i have no idea. i joined facebook like 15 years ago.

Who did you last say “thank you” to? Why? probably kyle. he ran in the house two times to get stuff i forgot.

Name a band you like, that starts with the same letter as your surname. nothing is jumping out to me.

When was the last time you ignored, or went against, someone’s advice? ha, i think this is another one of those things where, if i paid attention, id know the answer.

What happened? lol see above, who knows.

How many different towns/cities have you lived in? ive never lived outside of the greater metropolitan area of the immediate city near me.

Who is the 10th contact in your phone? What’s his/her favourite food? LOL thats someone in my neighborhood. i dont know them personally at all.

When was the last time you felt your heart racing? last night.

Have you ever had a kinky dream about a celebrity? OF COURSE DUH lol.

How old were your parents when they met? when they met, i believe my mom was around 25 and my dad was around 30. could have been maybe 2 years before that, tops. they didnt date long before getting pregnant with my older brother.

When was the last time you had Nutella? a few months ago. i binged it and got tired of it.

Who is your favourite character in “The Simpsons”? lisa, hands down.

How about “The Big Bang Theory”? i dont like that show. its never been that funny to me.

What are your parents’ middle names? this is a security question if ive ever seen it, lol.

Who is the 2nd contact in your phone? What colour are his/her eyes? i just saw him the other night and i have no idea, LOL. dude is high af whenever we hang out so XD

Name someone with a sexy sounding voice. my husband.

What genre(s) of music did you listen to 10 years ago? same stuff really. ive had eclectic taste my entire life.

Are your eyes the same colour as your sibling’s? yes, just different shades. my brother has the lightest eyes, my sister is the darkest, and that leaves me in the middle lol.

How many pets do you have? Would you like any more? i have 3 cats and 1 dog. i definitely want more, when we move into a larger space with a yard. i think max cats in a house will be 4 probably, max dogs will be 2.

Do you prefer still or sparkling drinks? still. i cannot stand carbonation.

Is there a song you can’t stop listening to atm? not really. i love reggae lately.

What colour are the eyes of the person you have feelings for? my husbands eyes are blue.

Is there a song that you’re fed up of hearing? no lol.

Did you have a strange or interesting dream last night? i cant remember my dream from last night. i think it was all right. i didnt wake up uneasy lol.

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you couldn’t say it back? hm, if yes, it happened so long ago i cant remember lol, sorry.

Name 3 things that are in your refrigerator atm. milk, creamer, butter.

If your Facebook status doesn’t get any likes/comments, does it bother you? no. if i post, i post because i want to, not because im looking for attention.

Which friend do you confide in most? kyle mostly, then lizzy second.

What does your 6th text message say? pfft who knows, modern texting isnt like that.

What was your most recent reason for smiling? :) probably kyle lol. its usually kyle.

Do you struggle to articulate your thoughts and feelings? not really. i have worked very hard to get decent at that.

Have you ever watched a Sons of Anarchy? nope.

Do you want to see The Woman In Black? i would, i guess. i like daniel radcliffe. it just looked too scary at the time.

Has a random guy ever asked you for your phone number? i dont think so.

Has a guy ever pulled over to ask for your number or call you hot? LOL no, the opposite actually, ive been heckled.

How attracted are you to the last person that kissed you? quite!

Name something that you are doing tonight. putting off actual work lol.

Are you a jealous person? uh, i mean i have the capacity to be jealous, but i dont think id be described as a jealous person.

Do you like February? not really. its the shortest month of the year, but because its at the end of winter, it feels like the longest month of the year.

Where have you lived throughout your life? just around the current area.

Have you ever known a white supremacist? probably. im pretty outspoken tho so i doubt a supremacist of any variety would tell me that they are.

What were you doing an hour ago? ugh, sitting in this same spot at my desk, feeling less lost i suppose lol.

In regards to who do you think ‘what if?’? Link XD "what if he was real" no other what ifs anymore.

Do you like the smell of a barbecue? fuck yes.

Do you get excited when you find Sanrio products at Wal-Mart? no.

Are you 420 friendly? absolutely!

Do you own a Champion’s sport bra? champions? like champion brand? no.

Do you watch Justified? nope.

How many cups of tea of coffee do you have in a day? 1-2. i drink half caff usually though.

Do you own a varsity jacket? no.

Dolce Vita or Jeffrey Campbell? who?

Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum? oof… ryan gosling. hes more my type.

Has anyone ever called you apathetic or unemotional? LOL yes, both. a therapist before, actually.

Would you rather someone you loved passionately hate you or be indifferent to you? hate me! then i have a goal to make the feeling mutual.

Have you read Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre? no, but i want to.

I bet you miss somebody right now? duh!

What are you planning on doing after this? work. snooze.

How much money do you spend in a month on clothes or accessories? barely anything. i dont like shopping like that anymore.

What was the last clothing item you wore that doesn’t belong to you? i wear kyles shirts and pants sometimes, but his stuff is my stuff LOL, so… good question.

Do you watch Jersey Shore? no.

Do you have a thing with someone? yes, my husband.

Do you have any bruises on either of your legs? i found a mystery bruise on sunday, but that happens lol.

Who was the last person to touch your stomach? kyle.

Something tragic just happened. Does your facial expression show it? most likely. im not good at hiding stuff, at least to people who know my face well enough. to those that dont, i tend to show RBF apparently.

Who is the cleverest (crafty) person you know? i really dont know. i dont like crafts, or craft people lol, so i cant think of anyone in my life like that rn.

Do you think people who know a lot of facts are really smart? no. i think most folks know enough facts to be impressive.

Welcome! And you are? your mom.

When you buy/recieve new clothes, do you instantly wear them or wash first? wash!

Do you hate using public restrooms? idk about hate. its necessary sometimes.

What’s the weirdest item you’ve seen for sale on Ebay? pft i saw a meme of a walking stick that was a bull's penis, iirc.

Do you check to make sure there’s TP before using the restroom? ha! i wish.

Do you drunk dial/text? i used to, as if it was a pastime.

Why are mall Santas always portrayed as drunken, depressed old men? search me.

Have you ever built a massive snow fort? i dont think so?

What household chore do you loathe? i dislike dishes, theyre usually gross because the boy doesnt rinse his dishes properly before putting them in the sink.

Are parents to blame for what their kids do on the Internet? nope! only if the parents allow unrestricted access to their children, then yes. its like kicking your kid outside in the general public to fend for themselves. what do you think theyre gonna do? children are mischievous by nature, dude.

Would you care to meet Tom, the creator of MySpace? not really. i dont care lol.

Have you ever looked at a person and thought they looked like an animal? omg yes! i love telling my loved ones what kind of animals other people look like sometimes lol.

Do you use acronyms to remember things? yes.

Do you take pills like Tylenol for the littlest aches and pains? no. i dont like increasing tolerance to pain meds needlessly.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? i wouldnt.

Don’t you think Crocs are ugly? yes, i do think they are ugly. and disgusting. if i see someone wearning crocks period, i know their feet are rank as fuck. i dont care if youre wearing socks, those are fucking PLASTIC shoes.

When was the last time you went rollerskating? a couple years ago.

What trend do you hate right now? i never like trends.

Do you really follow trends, or just wear what you like? i wear what i want to wear.

How many times do you think you go out to eat each month? too many times! too much fast food!

Do you call people “dude” a lot? yeah lol, i call everyone dude.

Who was your favorite Ninja Turtle? mikie was my favorite growing up because hes so food focused and funny. anymore, donatello, because purple is dope and hes the smarest guy.

Horror flicks make you: laugh, scream, or squirm? all of the above!

If you could become a doctor, what would you specialize in? psychology.

What’s the cutest thing a little kid has ever said to/in front of you? thats a good question. kids say the darnest things.

At what age do you plan on moving out? i moved out over 10 years ago lol.

Did any characters from TV shows scare you as a kid? Which one(s)? yes. the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt namely. the ventriloquist doll from peewee's playhouse.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve heard on the news recently? the news is always sad lol.

Do you believe that acupuncture works? i think that if someone believes it works and they get it done and they feel better after, it worked. like most things, i think faith is required.

Have you ever been hypnotised? nope, but id like to try.

If you got expelled from school, would you continue your education? LOL sure.

How long does it take before you trust a person? good question. im hard of trusting these days.

Do you ever wish you had Jedi powers? duh lol. i wish i had anything superhuman.

Will we ever get to see Jack’s face (guy from Jack-in-Box commercials)? i dont care.

Would you kick it with Jay and Silent Bob? YES DUH.

Say…would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? sure.

Would a wax museum scare you or amuse you? SCARE. even pictures of wax figures creep me out.

What’s the first food you can smell when you enter the mall? its been a long time lol, i doubt i know anymore.

Have you ever made a time capsule? What did you put in it? i never have.

What would you do if your mom or dad read your diary/journal/blog? this has happened before lol. they took me to the hospital and i got held for 2 nights, mandatory for any check in, even tho the doctor told me that night that i was fine. idiot parents lol. dont read your kid's shit and NOT talk to them later. what the fuck.

Do you turn the music up when a good song comes on? DUH.

Do you know anyone with a lisp? probably.

Do you hate going to the doctor? no.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon? Why not the fork or knife? i dont care.

What is the worst hurt you’ve ever experienced? good question. in recent memory, when i was under so much stress and trauma that my body locked up and i had to go to physical therapy at the ripe age of 32 because my back made me cry almost daily.

Do you wish time went faster or slower? slower dude.

Do you write thank-you notes? for what? lol. i dont throw parties, i dont hold milestone events, none of that.

If you were to break a Guinness Record, which one would you try and beat? im just not interested. never have been.

Are you distracted by shiny objects? i mean, probably, i am an animal. but not for long.

What’s the coolest item in your room? HA! cool. probably my bed.

Are you grateful for what you have? i practice gratitude every day. im lucky it comes naturally.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? who cares.

Are you scared of clowns? uh, they make me uncomfortable, but idk if im scared…

Are you accident-prone? isnt everyone? nah, not more than anyoneelse.

As a kid, what was your favorite activity on the playground? shoot, just kicking it with the homies.

Are huge muscles gross or sexy? not my thing.

Have you ever fished and caught something weird? never fished in my life.

Your final thoughts…? ugh, why didnt more time pass?

#survey

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Ranty text block: Another scene i remembered from rereading corrupt and punk57: ryen describing rika's clothes at their condo building(?) that led to me thinking, "why do people always put rika edits in the best, sexiest and prettiest clothes? Because as much as this girl was said to be "pretty", her fashion style was ugly as a rat, like shitty af. She always looks like a 33 years old extremely rich suburban mom who got no taste in fashion and wore dull ass colours but still everything is designer thing" Like that was my first thought every time i saw Rika edits, and how i remember her in books. I almost confuse her with em's high school no-choice aesthetic because of how bad pd tried to make rika look "not other rich girls" by not dressing up much and kept on going with the narrative of "oh alex looks hot, but me (rika)? Ew" 🙄 im sick of stories like this because it reminds me of Rubi (a telenovela) where Rubi's hot rich girl friend kept on complaining about her looks, and was jealous of rubi (similar to alex's style here) when that girl friend can literally hire someone to style her, or build up her confidence and wear something even sexier or hotter than rubi (alex) because they got all the money that rubi (alex) never had. But nooooooo they had to wear ugly ass outfits 😭 i hate it here. Aside from that, i can totally see Winter and Banks rocking hot and pretty designer wears, because all thats left for winter was for someone to doll her up and banks to feel safe in her feminity and trying out more quality clothings, but Rika??? That girl really needs some personal stylist because why was she be making so much money and still be dressing like that? 😭 i genuinely hate it!!! This is a rich people story, why was she looking raggedy?? She could literally be cute and hot with her style, but noooo her outfits always gotta be ratty af, even elon musk has got more style than her and it's saying something because elon's outfits WERE.NOT.IT. I cant imagine how yikes rika looks every time she wore outfits that dont match her luxurious cars (especially before she met alex, and sometimes, even after, case in point, that punk57 scene), and readers supposed to look at rika and be like "wow, fashionista!" when she never really gave us anything to fawn over for?!! Her fashion is as dull as her personality, and she had no valid excuses for it because all her life, she was always sureounded by beauty and luxury. Emmy had excuses bcause of her lacking money & at home situation etc., but rika? It couldnt happen Only for two reasons being one, she didnt want to be called a slut or looked down by her society, or two, because trevor that scum kept on harrassing her on what she should do, and because she was a pushover, it was har to not push him away, BUT! BUT! but even then, there's so many hot, cute, pretty or beautiful modest fashion??? Modest fashion is one of THE most popular style for rich people because they associate modesty = being classy, so i still dont understand why rika was raggedy. Idk this really irks me. I'll let you know if i have more irk-inducing things from DN. Though i don't think i have the energy to shit on killswitch because that book was exhausting 😭 damon torrance was exhausting, i pray for winter, every five seconds to get away from him.

Out of all the character’s, Rika’s style has struck me as the oddest. I can only recall two specific moments that made me

One was when she was getting ready for school and she wore like boots, a sweater, and a scarf. Which, knowing it’s October and is probably a bit chilly, isn’t all that odd but I felt weird to layout her outfit like that.

The other was in Hideaway when she shows up for the sleepover and she’s wearing an avocado shirt and matching shorts, while everyone else was in sexy wear. It felt very “I’m main character/not like other girls” energy. And Michael comments that his mom bought those for her and he can’t believe she still has them, like it’s so cute. I couldn’t shake the idea that PD saw these PJs in rl and thought they were cute, so immediately wanted to put Rika in them because Rika’s soooo quirky like that.

I tend to let it go a bit in Corrupt, because I thought some of Rika’s storyline and character development was getting away from people that controlled her.

Her fashion style was ugly as a rat, like shitty af. She always looks like a 33 years old extremely rich suburban mom who got no taste in fashion

Remember in the first scene when she’s racing back to the Crists’ and Michael’s mom as laid out a white dress for her to wear. Rika isn’t that excited for it?

It feels like Rika dresses like a 33-year-old woman with no taste because she’s being dressed by a woman in her 40s who thinks this is what a young lady of a respectable class who is going to marry her son would wear. And Rika specifically indicates that it’s not her style as a 19-year-old who wants her independence. So, I can let it go.

Meeting Alex, who is the same age as her, was probably an eye opener for how someone who decides how they present themselves could dress. It is no excuse for the rest of the series, but like I said, I never paid attention to Rika’s style. I never saw her as a “fashionista” and in fact, if any of the characters were, I’d say it was Alex.

Rika could have afforded a personal shopper or a stylist, but I think after breaking away from the Crists’ control and Michael wanting whatever she wanted, it meant she dressed however she wanted without thinking “is this fashionable?” Which is fine. I don’t really care, and I don’t have a fashionable bone in my body. I can’t expect rich people to have it just because they have money, and I wouldn’t expect all people in their 20s to care. Fashion and being stylish is such a person-to-person thing, so I guess it never really mattered to me.

It couldnt happen Only for two reasons being one, she didnt want to be called a slut or looked down by her society, or two, because trevor that scum kept on harrassing her on what she should do, and because she was a pushover, it was har to not push him away,

The slut shaming and Trevor were most definitely factors in how Rika dressed in her teenage years. Probably past down from Trevor’s mom, like I said before, the idea of this is how a young lady dresses.

So maybe like with Em, the rejection of clean, modest style to a slouchier style was a way of rebellion for Rika? I don’t know.

Thanks for the rant. It was fun to read about something that I didn’t notice. Since we’ve been talking about style recently (or me and other anons), maybe it’ll be fun to go through and explain how I do picture the girl’s style like how I did with Em. You guys can offer your thoughts and HCs as well! Maybe we’ll come to a consensus.

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20 Best Steamy Romance Films to Get You Hot and Mood Lars Von Trier has to be included on this list of steamy romance films. The Nymphomaniac films tell the story of a sex addict and the trials and tribulations she faces throughout her life. Each film is over two hours long, but it's well worth it. The movies go into great detail about the character and what drives her to do what she does. Is there nudity present? Yes. Do you have any squirming moments? Yes. It has it all, including some spanking. 2. Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)

This French film follows a teenage girl as she explores her sexuality with a blue-haired art student. It's a passionate love story with an extra layer of passion because it's a French film! You won't be able to stop watching once you hit play. So, if you have any plans, you should cancel them because this film is over three hours long. The sexual and passionate scenes are intense. And there's a lot of naughtiness, so don't watch this with your parents. It will not be enjoyable for you or them. 3. I Am Love (2009)

20 Best Steamy Romance Films to Get You Hot and Mood How can sex and drama not go together? Some people think Tilda Swinton looks like an alien, but she plays a sex kitten in this film. Furthermore, the director is Luca Guadagnino, who also directed another of our favorites, Call Me By Your Name. Swinton portrays the Russian-born matriarch of a wealthy Italian family who is having an affair with their chef. Unfortunately, the affair threatens to devastate her life as she knows it... Dun dun duuuuuuuun. 4. Y Tu Mana Tambien (2001)

What happens when two young adolescent boys and a 28-year-old married woman go on a road trip together? You'll have to watch this steamy romance film to find out. This film contains everything you're probably thinking about. Best of all, it is also directed by Alfonso Cuaron. If you're unfamiliar with his work, he directed Children of Men and Gravity, so you know it'll be good. 5. Fatal Attraction (1987)

20 Best Steamy Romance Films to Get You Hot and Mood The plot is as follows: a man has an affair with a woman; the man wants the affair to end, but the woman does not. Then she loses her mind. This is a classic plot, but Fatal Attraction is the first film to try it. It's hot, passionate, and naughty. It's the ultimate steamy love story! Because it's the 1980s, they all have crazy hairdos. 6. Gloria (2013)

20 Best Steamy Romance Films to Get You Hot and Mood There aren't many steamy romance films centered on middle-aged people... It's always about young, attractive people. But you'll be pleasantly surprised in this case: it's about older hot people. This Chilean film tells the story of a divorced middle-aged woman who goes to singles' dance clubs in search of love. Will she find love? Without a doubt. Is it accompanied by its own drama? How could it be otherwise? 7. Basic Instinct (1992)

Sharon Stone was born as a result of this film. It was primarily *that* interrogation scene that turned her into the sex symbol she is today. Stone's character, a crime novelist, becomes a suspect in a rock star's death. Then she seduces the homicide detective into a passionate affair. Of course, this is a common situation that I'm sure we've all encountered. Anyway, just keep an eye on it. You can't go wrong by watching this film. 8. Dirty Dancing (1987)

Something about Patrick Swayze will always be appealing. We believe it is the arms. Anyway, this film turned Patrick into a sex symbol. Plus, have you seen his dancing skills? That is one elegant man. It's quite steamy. For example, the way he lifts her... Mmmm… Oh, yes, the film. A wealthy family goes on vacation to a resort in this steamy romance film. Baby, played by Jennifer Grey, develops feelings for Johnny, aka Patrick Swayze, the dance instructor. You've got the wheels turning now. 9. Cruel Intentions (1999)

Reese Witherspoon, oh, Reese Witherspoon. Reese, Innocent. This steamy romance film is about two super-rich step-siblings, Kathryn and Sebastian, who make a cruel bet that Sebastian can take naive Annette *Witherspoonvirginity. *'s As you might expect, the challenge was accepted! Ryan Phillippe plays her on-screen boyfriend. And since we all know they married in real life, you can imagine how intense the scenes between them are. 10. Young & Beautiful (2013)

This film is about a teenage girl who is experimenting with her sexuality by working as a prostitute in secret. It's intriguing to see what's hidden behind her innocent expression. Is she keeping it a secret from her friends and family? Yes. So you can imagine the buildup in this movie. It's intense and extremely steamy. Sure, there are subtitles — but don't start sighing just yet! Reading is wonderful, and believe us when we say that this film is well worth your time. 11. Boogie Nights (1997)

This steamy romance film was released when Marky Mark was just breaking into the spotlight. Mark Wahlberg plays a young man in his 70s who gets into the porn industry. The film contains a prosthetic penis, but you can pretend it's the real thing. That's exactly what we did—it allows you to sleep better at night. You're half right if you think Boogie Nights is all about glitz. However, it also shows the dark side of the porn industry. 12. Sleeping Beauty (2011)

We're not talking about the Disney film! A young college student becomes a niche sex worker for a high-end brothel where customers pay to touch her while she sleeps in this erotic thriller. Doesn't sound creepy, does it? It's an odd film, but it's a lot of fun to watch. Emily Browning does an excellent job, despite the fact that she is naked for the majority of the film. Which, to her credit, takes balls — figuratively speaking. 13. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

How could this film not be included? This is the epitome of a steamy romance film, and there are several sequels to enjoy once you've finished. This is the adult version of a dark, brooding guy who falls for a simple yet unique lady, based on books that were originally Twilight fanfiction. Instead of vampires and werewolves, you get BDSM, stalkers, and revenge, which raises the PG-13 rating to R. 14. Call Me By Your Name (2017)

The beauty of the Italian countryside, the romance, the '80s fashion... Everything is stunning. The budding romance between a seventeen-year-old student and his older lover is beautifully depicted by Italian director Luca Guadagnino. Timothee Chalamet's character discovers his true erotic self while falling in love with his father's research assistant over an unforgettable summer. However, you might not feel the same way about peaches after this one. 15. Out of Sight (1998)

Jack Foley, played by the dashing George Clooney, is the country's most successful bank robber. However, after escaping from prison, he meets Karen Sisco, played by Jennifer Lopez. She is everything he desires in a woman, but she is also a federal marshal. They must make a decision between their jobs, the law, and their romance. Isn't it a difficult decision? Especially if your girlfriend is Jennifer Lopez! 16. Unfaithful (2002)

Richard Gere and Diane Lane play a married couple in this erotic thriller. However, things are not as rosy as they appear. Soon after, Gere's character discovers that his wife has been lying about having an affair! He confronts her lover instead of fighting, counseling, or other methods. From there, the rage he feels is unlike anything he's ever felt before. If you've ever been wronged in love, this steamy romance film will hit close to home. 17. Titanic (1997)

This one is a classic among classics. It has everything you could want in a film, especially a hot and steamy romance. During their voyage on the Titanic, Jack and Rose fall in love across class lines and share an unforgettable romance. But, as we all know, there's an iceberg in the way of their happily ever after. 18. How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998)

Stella is a stockbroker who has had a bad love life. When her friend, Whoopi Goldberg, whisks her away to Jamaica, she has a sexy fling with a younger man. However, by the end of her vacation, she realizes she may have gotten more than she bargained for. Can their relationship survive their age gap and geographical distance? 19. The Girl Next Door (2004)

Emile Hirsch's character, high school senior Matthew Kidman, is an overachiever to the point of boredom. Then his mundane life is turned upside down when he falls in love with his new neighbor. When he discovers she is a pornstar, his fantasies about her spiral out of control. But his feelings are intense. His sheltered life pales in comparison to the love and adventure he can find with the girl next door. At one point, they even make their own sex tape! 20. Blue Valentine (2010)

This understated romance stars Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams. They play a couple who appear to live a simple life. However, as you watch, you can see their relationship deteriorate. What appeared to have so much potential has been ruined by day-to-day problems. Don't be fooled by the fact that this appears to be a regular relationship. For his performance, Gosling was nominated for a Golden Globe, while Michelle Williams narrowly missed out on the Oscar for Best Actress. As a result, expect some sizzling hot performances in this one. Read the full article

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alternate for all of your oc’s i wonder what they would be like in a college au- [i am shot]

alternate: What would your OC’s alternate universe look be? If they’re a fantasy character, what’s their modern look? If they’re sci-fi, what’s their fantasy look? What AU would you want to see your OC in, and how would they dress themself? Bonus: Prompt an AU!

SHOOTING YOU AGAIN. why. why would anyone ever write a college au. anyway um

king dean cyrus probably still dresses kind of obnoxiously showy but not so much as in canon. maybe like a suit with an annoying little statement tie (although maybe he still pulls out the full gold suits on occasion, who can say?) and as we know he had his obnoxious 70s fashion era. i think he would still wear stupid hawaiian shirts as an old man

little cyrus doesn't have to be a prince so he is just wearing so many sweaters. he deserves to wear soft pants 27/4 too for the sensories i think jeans and dress pants are evil to him but he probably forces himself into that sometimes

austra pantsuit era probably. hello women with phds. i think she still wears mostly dark, neutral colours.

selene would have less of a sexy girl prince thing going on which is frankly tragic but she can make up for it with so many stupid crop tops. lots of leggings and hoop earrings. sporty but slutty (affectionate)

mona probably isn't that different from canon, she can stil have her all black vibes and her wide-leg pants and a stupid little trench coat or something. i made her dress just like me in real life so

modern castor is a football coach so he has like. a coach's jacket probably?? that's a thing people have right? less fancy than canon, more athletic and cringe.

modern kane is the funniest because instead of wearing armor 24/7 he's wearing his football jersey 24/7. and kane martis wear something other than gym shorts challenge (impossible difficulty)

drea is also always in sportswear, she has a sexy little track jacket instead of her knife vest. leggings and running shoes all day every day.

old renan wears boring boring suits to his boring boring office job and they're black because he doesn't even have a fun little green colour motif. however i will reluctantly say that young renan had swag and wore eyeliner and sometimes clothes that were gnc af as a treat.

darcy i think dresses pretty boring before they come out (like black jeans and button downs or something, always put together) but after they come out they can be so much sexier. in my heart they can have silk blouses and little heeled boots. and also eyeliner <3

modern helios has swag just like canon helios but he's probably more casual - no rings and fewer suits, but he deserves to wear an absurd mesh shirt to show off his top surgery scars at least once. and you established he canonically borrows his dad's concert tees which makes me sooooo average

#asks #not that i've ever though about college au before. obviously.

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Friends [p.p]

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Summary: You ask Peter for a very special favour that changes everything for your friendship.

Warnings: first time sex, overall loads of smut (18+), Peter and Ned being confused by female anatomy, Ned rapping Nicki Minaj, Dumb bitch Peter™️ (but what’s new?), language, maybe a bit of angst but a happy ending ;), looads of awkwardness, mentions of Christmas lmao but not as a religious thing they just go to a Christmas market (i didn’t know what else to call it)

Word count: 11.5k damn

A/N: Okay, this was actually so much fun to write, I’ve been thinking about this for months and I finally got around to it (Watch this get like 7 notes, either way I enjoyed it!), also this is mostly Peter’s POV! -- Including the original a/n aw, also the pov is inconsistent af

-this is a repost of an old fic- (yes it used to be called "friends" but the " annoyed me lmaooo) (let‘s ignore the rat in the gif that my wife just pointed out to me weeks after i used this gif for the fic dldkdkkddk)

“So... I’ve been thinking..”

That’s always how it starts.

Peter already knows what this means. He knows this look on your face and with the way you coquettishly glance over your shoulder, it means you want something. You’ve got a vague (totally not vague, but very detailed) idea and you’re sure you want to do it, you just need a partner. And that partner usually turns out to be Peter.

“There’s something I’ve been wanting to do-”

He can tell you’re a little nervous; because the idea might be a little crazy and you’re scared Peter isn’t going to want to do this with you.

“And I wanted to ask if you want to join me?”

But every time he’s seen this look on you so far was only moments before some of his favourite memories with you. So he knows your idea is probably as awesome as always.

“I… want to have sex, for the first time, and I was going to ask if you want to.. do that with me?”

“Yeah let’s do— wait what?”

The shock is evident on Peter’s face.

He sits up next to you on your bed, so you’re both at the same level and he can see your expression properly.

And you’re completely serious, nervous though. Suddenly you feel a little shy sitting so close to Peter, but the size of your bed won’t allow you to scoot further away.

You’ve been friends with Peter for a while. Very good friends, you may add. And you trust Peter with all your being.

It’s just that you’ve never really been a sexual person, or at least not talked to Peter about sex. There was never an occasion where it came up and you had no reason to tell him about your so far only solo and literally single-handed sex life.

And for Peter, it’s not that he would really want to talk to you about his... sexy thoughts - but only because they often involve you and he feels bad because of it. But he can’t control his thoughts and dreams- oh god the dreams he’s had about you.

You finally want to have sex and get it over with - the famously painful first time at least. So of course the person you trust most is the first person you’d go to.

“Uh, yeah, I mean I don’t know, why do you want to do that all of a sudden?”

Peter’s previously only ever immediately agreed to your crazy ideas so him asking questions means he already doesn’t want to do it.

“Nevermind, don’t worry Peter you don’t have to, I’m sure I’ll find someone else.” You shrug and look down at your phone, a bit disappointed but you’re in no way going to force him.

“NO!” He clears his throat - Peter does not want you having sex with anyone else, especially if you’d offered him first. “I mean, uh, no I just mean tell me about it more.” He really doesn’t want you to know he’s kind of losing his shit here, thinking about having sex with you.

“Well, yeah - like I said, I want to have my first time and, I wanted to ask if you wanted to have sex with me.. in order to, you know, do that.. and yeah.”

Okay, Peter had understood you right, you want to have sex with him? Hell fucking yeah

Don’t seem too excited though, he tells himself, be cool.

“Okay, so, yeah - but why all of a sudden?” He repeats.

“No, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time actually - just to get it out of the way if I’m honest. I know virginity, or losing your virginity, is quite a big thing in this society, which I personally don’t agree with… for me it just isn’t. But the first time will most likely hurt, but I just really want to have sex.”

You just want to have sex? Yeah cool Peter can do that.

If Peter’s honest, he has thought about asking you the same thing quite a few times.

Mainly after you convinced him to watch the latest Netflix rom-com/chick flick (to be honest, he enjoys them too) where two best friends become lovers.

But then he’d be reminded that that was only in a film and not real and he never dared to ask you.

On the other hand, he is Spider-Man and an Avenger, and although that still doesn’t seem real to him sometimes - maybe that could show him that everything is possible.

You continue, “And I know there are other girls .. and guys of course, who do think of virginity as something special and that’s cool for them but for me personally it’s nothing emotional. Have.. have you had sex before?”

Tell the truth or not tell the truth? It’s you, the truth of course. And he’s sure you already know the answer anyway.

“No, I haven’t.”

“See, that’d be cool- I mean only if you want of course, then we’d both have our first times with someone we actually like and can trust, you know to be gentle and go slow and all that stuff. Then we can go on having sex with other people without the commitment of them being your first and we won’t have absolutely zero percent experience!” You conclude, now a bit more relieved that you weren’t wrong and you can count on Peter even with something like this. (Again though, if he didn’t want to, then that would be his choice which you’d respect.)

“Wait what? Other people?” You notice easily how Peter’s face falls and his whole demeanour changes.

“Oh? Haven’t I mentioned? There’s this guy, and let’s just say he’s made it more than clear that he wants to have sex with me - anytime I want, you know, like an offer. An offer that I definitely want to take up. It’s just that I want to be able to enjoy it without the pain that I’ll presumably have the first time, or first few times even.”

“Ummm, no you haven’t mentioned. So you want to have sex with me only to have sex with another guy?” He might be a little obvious with his jealousy now, but asking him what you’re asking right now is a pretty big deal. To him, at least.

“Well, when you say it like that it sounds a bit... look, have you not been listening to what I’m saying? And don’t worry, Peter, if you don’t want to you don’t have to do anything, I’ll find someone else - forget I ever said anything.”

“No! I - just.. this is all a bit sudden, just give me a few days to think, okay?”

“Sure.” You nod.

“Oh- and do not lose your virginity to someone else while I’m still thinking!” He adds.

“I won’t,” you laugh, “don’t worry - take all the time you need.”

Peter has to think thoroughly and hard about this. Have sex with you? Abso-fucking-lutely.

But then you having sex with another guy? No. Just nope.

What if Peter‘s just going to win you over with his sex skills? Yup, he’ll just do that.

There is just one more thing he requires: those ‘sex skills’, but how hard can it be to make a girl feel good?

“What the hell is a clitoris?” Peter asks Ned the next day during their study session.

“Peter… What? That doesn’t sound like physics? But I think I’ve heard about it? Doesn’t Nicki Minaj say it in that one song?”

“Ned- What? I don’t know if Nicki Minaj says it in her song. And a g-spot? Is that the same thing?” Peter’s beyond confused by the Google results.

But Ned’s too busy rapping to himself, some very inappropriate lyrics, but on the other hand, that might be exactly what he needs.

“I said just lick on the clitoris, uh, don’t fucking bite it. I ride his- Oh yeah! That’s it!”

“Okay and what exactly does it mean?”

“Dude, I don’t know, you’re not supposed to bite a girl’s clitoris but rather lick it. Oh. Ew.”

“What do you mean ew?” Peter’s looking dreamily into the distance, just thinking about you, thinking about sex with you and Ned recognises the look immediately.

“Wait is this about her? You mean the girl you’ve so hopelessly fallen in loooove with and won’t stop talking about? Your other best friend, next to me of course? No, no idea who you’re talking about.” Ned answers.

“Shut up I’m not in loooove,” he mimics Ned’s tone “I just like her okay? And she asked me if I want to have sex with her..”

“You serious?” Ned high fives him with an enthusiastic smile on his face, “Congrats, dude! Have you done it yet?”

“No, no! That’s why I’m googling. You see - by the way you don’t know about any of this, I don’t think she wants you to know - she says she wants me to be her first time, so far so good, right?” Peter explains and Ned nods with every word he says, excited for his best friend. “Okay, but then she says she wants to have sex with this other dude? Like, I don’t even know who she was talking about, but-“

“Brad Davis.” Ned interrupts Peter, absolutely sure.

“What? Why Brad Davis? He’s together with MJ isn’t he?”

“Okay, but all the girls still like him. So she probably does too.”

“No, Ned, for once it’s not Brad Davis! Well anyway. She wants me to be her first, but then she wants to have sex with this other guy. But I thought if I found out how to, you know, make a girl feel good and ultimately make her feel good she’d just want to stay with me?”

“Okay, let’s tackle this clitoris!”

“No, not tackle. Lick.” Peter comments and they both laugh, still not knowing what they’re even talking about.

Once again, Peter realises what a good friend Ned is. He knows that the probability of making you feel so mind-blowingly good that you stay with him forever and just because of that is quite small, but Ned still believes him and is even helping him.

“Okay I think I know what the clitoris is now, is that the same thing as a G-Spot?”

Ned clicks on a website as he talks to Peter. Hours have gone by while they’ve tried to figure out the mysteries of the female anatomy.

Ned makes an indescribable noise when he sees the diagram on the computer-screen in front of him.

“Uh, Peter, come look at this?” He says, sounding a bit helpless.

“Oh” Peter doesn’t know what to say either. “I mean I’ve watched porn but I’ve never seen it... quite like this...?”

They both cock their heads to the side synchronically as they stare at the picture in front of them.

“How am I supposed to know what the clitoris is? Is it that?” He puts his finger on the screen.

“No, Peter. That is the labia minora. Duh.”

Peter scoffs at Ned’s tone. “You just have sex with her then, if you know so well.”

“Peter, you know I love you but this is too much for me. My innocent, virgin eyes have seen enough,” he clicks the ‘x’ button in the corner of the computer “There was this website before, and it said to just ask her what she likes. To me that sounds like the easiest way of doing it anyway.”

“Just ask her what- okay ... that- that does sound quite reasonable actually...”

“Yeah it was Teen Vogue or something. Anyway, I gotta go home now! Text me if it’s Brad Davis!”

“It’s not!” Peter calls after Ned who’s leaving his place, thanking him for his help that might’ve left him traumatised.

Peter has to admit, communication is very important and often the key to many things.

He goes to bed after reading about twenty more Teen Vogue articles - only three about sex and how communication is apparently the only knowledge you need for your first time (- and seventeen articles finding out what Fenty Beauty is, what Disney Character he is based on his zodiac sign (Elsa from Frozen) and a whole article about Dua Lipa’s best looks that this journalist was clearly obsessed with.

He’ll definitely have to buy you one of those Fenty Lipglosses, Peter knows how much you love all your glossy, sticky lip products and how you love Rihanna, because how can one not?)

(And then he watched some guy performing Rihanna’s Umbrella on stage and at first it was very awkward to watch but got better with each second.)

He tries to sleep. He tries. But what if communication isn’t enough? What if you’re embarrassed about something or don’t want him doing more work than necessary? His sex game has to be on point. He really doesn’t want to lose you to that other guy... He has to make that one time count. Or the first few times - as you said.

So Peter spends at least three hours watching a whole ass documentary on the female orgasm on Netflix, and reading countless things on the internet.

When he finally feels satisfied (which is also how you’ll feel after he has sex with you, he’s sure of it) with his new-found knowledge he goes to sleep.

When he wakes up he immediately feels excited.

He can now tell you that, yes, he does want to have sex with you. He’ll be cool about it. Of course he won’t tell you about all his late night googling, he wants you to think that he’s just some natural born sex-god.

He basically knows everything there is to know - g-spot, clit, possible squirting, fingering, giving head. Then there’s the thing - practice makes perfect and he has none of that. But it’s going to be your first time as well, so he hopes your expectations can’t be too high.

“Is it Brad Davis?” Is the first thing he blurts out when he sees you the next day at your college. You basically laugh in his face when he says that.

When you’re finally finished laughing, much to his relief, you kind of strike a nerve. “Isn’t he with MJ now? You still mad at him for stealing your high school crush?”

“First of all it was middle school. It was ages ago... and no..”

What kind of annoys Peter is the smirk on your face as you mentioned MJ. You didn’t have a reason to - he had been over her for ages - but weren’t you jealous? Not at least a teeny-tiny-bit?

Peter knows you don’t like him like that. But you obviously like him enough to have sex with him, so wouldn’t it bother you if he had a crush? And then he remembered his own jealousy, did he want to ask about the other guy?

“So you’ve been thinking about my.. offer?” You ask, not wanting to push him but curious as the answer is obviously yes.

“Um, yeah. The answer is yes.” He tells you and you give him a bright smile that he didn’t expect.

“Do you want to come to mine after school and we can... talk more about it?” You suggest and you quickly arrange a time to meet this afternoon.

Holy cow. Peter is going to have sex. Peter is going to have sex with you. Peter is going to have sex with you and he’s going to make you come. Hopefully. Yes, he knows it. He has to. Woah.

“So you’re sure you want to?”

“Yes absolutely. I’ve just got a question? Who exactly is this guy that you want to have sex with?”

“Oh, well. He’s a friend of a friend, he’s finished with college already and I met him during the summer holidays. We met once before but we never really talked and he’s just.. I quite like him and he’s really hot you know?

Well basically, we obviously didn’t do anything but it was clear that we liked each other. Before he left town, he said he’d be back during the winter holidays to visit and we made some... arrangements. We’ve been texting as well. Of course he’s busy with starting his first job after college, but yeah. It’s not going to be anything serious. It’s not like either of us want a long distance relationship. But I really want him. And like I said he’s made it clear that he wants me too so....”

You rant and he listens with a heavy heart.

Although there is a good thing about this; he’s got until the winter holidays. That is so many weeks, he can win you over, if not with his pleasure skills then he’ll find another way.

The bad thing: the guy’s real. He didn’t just imagine you saying that. And you seem to really like him. But you also seem to like Peter - not in the same way, but hey, he has hope.

Somehow Peter had thought that maybe, just maybe he’d imagined the other guy existing. That he’d dreamt that part and you really just wanted to lose your virginity and chose Peter to have sex with.

But Peter will not give up. Never. Not when it comes to you. (And when he makes you cum.)

“Right.” He responds with a tight-lipped smile, “So... are we gonna have sex now?” He leans forward.

“What? No not now. Peter, I’ve never even kissed anyone. I thought maybe... we could start kissing, and then we kind of... find out what we like and how this whole thing works and every time we see each other we can move a little further?” You suggest, getting closer to him.

“O-okay, cool.” He stutters and you’re right in front of him, so close he can see the twinkle in your eyes and feel your breath against his.

You stop moving towards him only for a second, you look into his eyes and after a shaky breath that lets him know he’s not the only nervous one, you close the gap between the two of you.

It’s just a peck at first but butterflies explode in his stomach.

You do it again and again and again until the kisses last longer, your hands around his neck and his fingers squeezing your waist ever so gently, comforting.

“Sh-should we stop?” Your voice is raspy and you clear your throat, “I-I’m not ready to do anything yet but I don’t want to make this uh... harder for you.” You point to his lap that you’re nearly straddling, your lip between your teeth and it’s then that Peter realises he’s at least semi-hard.

“Oh-I-I’m sorry I didn’t-!” He covers himself and gets up to quickly disappear into the bathroom, but you stop him with words that only make him more excited, “Don’t be embarrassed, you’re not the only one who enjoyed it..” He watches you absentmindedly bite your finger to distract yourself and rearrange your position on the bed slightly flustered.

Not a bad start.

You give him another smile before he takes care of his situation in the bathroom.

That’s all you do for the first few weeks, making out.

And it’s not even weird. Which is weird.

You were just friends, and you still are just friends, but even the first kiss didn’t feel awkward or out of place.

But you have other friends, and you’re sure kissing them would be weird to say the least.

Although that can probably easily be attributed to the fact that you trust Peter so much and it’s a mutual decision you made, both equally inexperienced and new to this whole thing.

But you do it a lot and you’re both really getting the hang of it.

You’ve noticed how much Peter enjoys when you tug at his hair every now and then, and he seems to have realised that you like when his tongue licks your lower lip. Which is what he’s doing right now.

He pulls back for a moment, your arms still around his neck and holding him close to you.

“Um, Peter…” You’re not sure if you can tell him yet… should you?

Before you can decide, it seems like Peter also has something to tell you.

“I’ve been meaning to tell you something…” He pauses briefly to look at your kiss swollen lips (especially your lower one) and dilated pupils and he would love to just eat you up (which you yet have to give him permission to and he’ll wait as long as you want) and he’s afraid that what he’s about to tell you will make you want him to eat you up less..

But just the thought of having sex with you, overall being physically so close to you, and you not knowing about his secret doesn’t sit quite right with him.

“Is it anything bad..?” You wonder and pull your sleeves over your fingers, but your arms stay comfortably around him so you can look into his eyes directly.

He rubs his eye and looks at the pillow next to you instead of in your eyes and says, “I’m Spider-Man.”

“What? Really?”

“Yeah, I can show you if you don’t-” He points to his backpack but you stop him from getting up.

“No, I believe you, I believe you. So that’s the thing you’re always so secretive about, always randomly disappearing and stuff?”

“I mean I thought I was being subtle but yes. Obviously you can’t speak to anyone about it, also, Ned knows but he only found out by accident.” Peter explains and you’re a bit relieved.

“Of course not,” you bite your lip, ”And I really appreciate that you told me… so Spider-Man, huh?” He blushes when you get up and on top of him so you’re in his lap now.

“That is quite cool.” You kiss him again but even before he can properly kiss you back, you’re pulling back again.

“Wait..but that means you get into fights and stuff?” You’re pouting and Peter just wants to kiss it better.

“Well yes, but usually I’m the winner, you know?” His hands find your waist and he looks rather cocky for once but you’re still not having any of it.

“I’m sure you are but you have to promise to be careful, okay?”

You make him pinky promise and tell you, while looking into your eyes, that he’ll be careful.

“So you don’t…” He starts.

“What?”

“Like me any less?” He continues.

“Why would I like you less now that I know you’re Spider-Man and you… literally save people every day?”

“I don’t know I just…” Maybe he’s just nervous around you and wants you to like him. Maybe he’s too nervous around you. You might not be in love with him (yet) but he really needs to stop being so insecure when clearly there’s no reason to be.

You give him a small smile and wrap your arms around him.

Much to both your enjoyment, you’re kissing again and you’re becoming increasingly aware again of how wet you are. If Peter can literally tell you he’s Spider-Man, you’re sure you can tell him how wet you are, after all that was the plan all along.

“P-Peter.” His name comes out rather as a whimper and you’re sure that now he can already tell what you’re about to say, still, you’re a little shy about how to go on.

“Yeah?” But you’re also becoming aware of the fact that Peter must be at least as turned on as you when he adjusts his pants underneath you.

“I think maybe it’s time I go to the bathroom alone for once.” Recognition strikes Peter’s features when he realises you’re referring to the couple of times he got too turned on to hide it and never wanted to pressure you into helping him and took care of himself in the bathroom.

“I mean you can stay here - that’s what I’m here for, right?” He raises his eyebrows teasingly and your shyness increases. “Only if you want.” He adds seriously.

You take a finger between your teeth, contemplate for maybe two seconds and then decide that you absolutely want this, “I‘m not going to take my clothes off yet, though.” You point at him warningly while you settle on your back.

“Whatever you want, pretty girl.”

Fuck, you think.

His fingers slip underneath the fabric of your trousers and at first they trail along your panties and Peter’s nearly shocked at how much wet he finds and he gasps.

“You know you’re not the only one who enjoys the whole making out,” you let him know and you already look so impatient so Peter tries to give you what you want.

His fingers find the waistband of your panties and slip underneath, the problem now is that he can’t actually see what he’s doing. Luckily he remembers that communication is key.

“Is that your cli-” He starts but you let out a breath that sounds like you’re finally getting a reward that you should’ve been granted ages ago, and he knows he’s doing at least something right.

Your smile is so seductive yet still a little shy when you move your arms over your face and your hips buck up into his finger, trailing up and down between your folds.

His lips are on your neck and you can relax more, not having him directly watch you come completely undone.

“Fuck, Peter, don’t stop. Feels r-really good.” You whimper and he says something that’s muffled against your neck.

It feels so good to have Peter’s finger on your swollen clit, but something’s still missing.

Your fingers come down to cover his and you draw a circular motion that he copies immediately and your own fingers leave again.

“Like that?” Peter asks, genuinely concentrated, and now he’s looking at you again. But you couldn’t care less about what Peter’s saying when you tip over the edge and your orgasm flows through your whole body with Peter’s rhythm on your clit not faltering. Your high lasts longer than usual until your legs nearly start to shake and you open your eyes to take Peter’s wrist to stop him.

His fingers stop moving but he still looks at you like in a trance for another few moments until you press a kiss to his cheek. “Sorry, didn’t mean to stare.” He blushes.

“‘s fine.” Your hand brushes through his hair but he looks a little uncomfortable.

“Sorry it’s just.. that was really hot and I think…” He screws his eyes shut in embarrassment before blurting out, “I think I might’ve cum in my pants though.” He’s saying it half with humour but he’s looking anywhere but at you and that lets you know he’s not lying.

“I mean I guess it’s a compliment for me, right?” You pout, “I still would’ve liked to make you cum myself but l-” You can’t continue your sentence because Peter nearly sprints to the bathroom calling out a “I can do it again!” and coming back a few seconds later after you hear him get some tissues.

He throws himself on the bed eagerly and starts kissing you again. “Wait, wait,.” you object and Peter stops, “Let me try something.”

You push him down so he’s lying comfortably on his back and move to sit between his thighs and you bend forward. First he thinks you’re going to kiss him, but you stop at his neck, look at his throat as he gulps and your lips come closer, “Tell me if anything hurts.” You say before brushing your hair from your face so you have a free view of Peter’s Adam’s apple.

You lick your lips and first place a chaste kiss on the skin there. Peter encourages you with a pleased moan that he doesn’t quite manage to suppress and soon you‘re sucking on his skin, your tongue darting out and you don’t let go until you’re sure you’ve left a mark.

You finally pull away to see Peter’s whole face and chest flushed but most importantly an already red-purplish mark right in the middle of his throat and you grin smugly, before moving to other parts of Peter’s body.

That day you end up giving Peter a hand-job for the first time - and judging by the time that he takes to cum, you’re really good at that.

When he comes home uncharacteristically late that day, considering he’s not in his suit, May gets suspicious and follows Peter to his room.

“Have you got a second to talk?” May’s standing in Peter’s door frame with two hands behind her back.

“Uh oh... did I do something?” Peter fears, did he forget to buy something he was supposed to? Not done his chores this week?

“No don’t worry, it’s nothing bad.”

They sit down together on his bed and with her sympathetic smile Peter knows he’s not in any trouble.

“You remember last week when you needed me to send you something to your phone from your laptop when you were in class?”

No no no no no no

“I accidentally came across your search history and...”

Which escape way is better? Window or door?

“And I thought you were just curious and I didn’t want to say anything,”

Stop talking already, maybe Peter should just hold his breath until he passes out.

“But now I can see that absolutely massive hickey on your neck and I’m just wondering, is it from her? You know who I mean?” May says your name in an overly teasing way and nudges his arm. Damn, he’d forgotten all about the hickey and maybe now he understood why so many people, especially other guys, were smiling at him in a somewhat congratulatory way his whole way home.

Peter’s not going to get out of this situation so quickly so he just decides to tell the truth already. Or at least the most important answer which is a simple “Yes” to May’s question.

“So who confessed first? I always knew she liked you as much as you like her!”

“It’s not.. quite like that. I mean we’re not together but we’re... something.” He doesn’t know how to answer the question himself, and he especially isn’t going to reveal all the details to May.

“Well I know you like her, and I know love can be complicated at your age, it’s still complicated at mine,” And Peter’s just got all these pictures of her and Happy Hogan in his mind and a shiver runs down his back.

“But I also know you’re not stupid, you’re both old enough to make your own decisions. And as long as you make sure you don’t have any baby Peters running around here soon I’m not going to bother you any further on this topic.” Finally she reveals what’s been behind her back the whole time, a pack of condoms that she puts down on Peter’s bed.

“So if she wants it too, then I trust you, just tell me if you ever want the place for yourselves - not too often but she’s a nice girl, pretty too.” May finally gets up to leave the room and although it’s awkward Peter thanks her, because it’s truly nice to have her care for him and pay attention to his life. She is basically his parent, after all.

She’s nearly down the hall before she comes back pointing a finger at Peter, “And always remember, consent is cool!”

“Obviously.” Peter comments because he wouldn’t ever think of anything else, even if the phrase sounds kind of lame.

Has Peter’s jawline always been this sharp?

Have his eyes always been this bright and beautiful? His hair always so perfectly messy?

Either way, you’re noticing it right now and it’s affecting you.

It’s your last lesson after a long day and you’ve been waiting all day to finally get out of this class, out of sheer boredom.

But now you just want to get out of this class to get your mouth on Peter.

The professor’s given you a small break so everyone’s talking, Peter leaning back on his chair and turned around to talk to Ned.

He’s laughing about something Ned told him and fuck he looks good.

And then you think about his personality, absolutely godlike.

He’s looking at you now, saying something seemingly interesting but all you can think about is how you have the sudden urge to give him a mindblowing orgasm. He’s too beautiful to be true.

“... brilliant, right?” He looks at you with enthusiasm and you feel like he might’ve just told you something funny or cool so you just give a small nod. But he knows this look on you that he’s had the honour of witnessing a few times before. You try to think of something to say that will at least give the impression that you were listening to what he just told you, when suddenly the pencil between your fingers snaps in half.

“Are you free after class?” You ask, completely disregarding Peter and Ned’s shocked looks, only to conceal that your neediness really just drove you far enough to break a pen.

“Ned and I are going to a Christmas market tonight but I have a few hours before.”

“You should totally come with us to the market, I’m bringing Betty too!” Ned chimes in and you’re not sure if this is his attempt of a double date but you agree anyway, telling Peter to come with you to your place later.

“Ladies first.” Peter points to the only empty seat on the bus when he makes sure there’s no old or pregnant people that need the seat more than you.

“You go sit.” You tell him and after this long, exhausting day at college he’s not going to deny it.

Just a moment after he sits down you follow him, sitting on his lap. You’re aware that he knows what your plan is but you don’t care. You even want Peter to know how much he’s turning you on by simply being himself.

You still manage to be subtle considering the people around you, how you’re able to grind on him with the turns, curves, stopping and accelerating of the bus.

When it’s finally the stop you have to get off at you take Peter’s hand in yours and although he’s busy covering his crotch area with his backpack, he can’t help but feel butterflies in his stomach at your touch.

Just last week you nearly hit him when his fingers barely grazed yours in public and now you’re openly showing affection? It’s probably just because you’re horny, Peter has to remind himself, but he likes holding your hand either way.

Peter - already shirtless - immediately gets his hands on your pants when you stumble to your bed, but your hands push his away, “I want today to be about you, Peter.” You reveal to him and he’s already blushing.

“You know I love doing that, right?” His fingers have been on your clit at least six times in the past week, “Making you feel good is enough to get me off, I love watching you c-”

“I know, but I also want to make you feel good like that. I’d like to make you feel good like you make me feel good.” He stops objecting at that, watches you sink to your knees in front of the bed and his hand is already on his crotch trying to get some much needed relief. His hands go to unbutton his jeans but you swat them away and get to pull them off yourself.

He says your name three times but you ignore him until he says “No.”, only to get your attention.

“Huh?” You look up at him and he thinks that maybe he could just cum by looking at you, your lower lip swollen from continuously biting it.

“Are you sure you wanna do this?” He asks.

“Yes, are you?”

“More than sure.”

“If I can’t help myself anymore and end up hurting you or you want to stop, just tap on my knee twice, okay?” He knows that sometimes he gets lost like he’s in a trance when he’s with you, but if his cock is in your mouth you won’t be able to say when it’s too much so he wants to make sure.

“I won’t but okay. Will you let me get my mouth on you now?” You smile innocently and he nods, swallowing hard.

You pull his jeans off completely and get rid of your t-shirt before your hands are all over him and you come up one last time to kiss him on the mouth and anywhere you can reach, really.

“I can’t believe I get to date someone this hot,” you mumble and Peter gets even harder at that? Did you just say date?

He has no more time to think about that one word that was maybe only said in the heat of the moment when your hands find his boxers and now he’s naked in front of you.

You want nothing more than to finally feel Peter’s cock in your mouth for the first time. You spit in your palm, look up at him and are about to start jerking him off when he pulls you up by your biceps.

“What’s wrong?”

“I don’t like knowing you have to be on the uncomfortable floor.” He says a little bashfully and gets you on the bed with him. “Aw,” you take the opportunity to get rid of your pants and bra, all you’re wearing in front of him are your panties now.

And Peter’s never really seen you just like this and again he feels like he could cum just at the sight. His hands have felt you before but actually being able to see all the glory that’s usually covered by your clothes makes him even more attracted to you and he didn’t even know that was possible.

“Can I?” You position yourself between his legs with your hands squeezing your breasts and he all but drools before giving you permission.

When your wet palm first wraps around his hard cock he puts his hands awkwardly on his chest. You give him a smile that’s simply so sweet and it should nearly be impossible how good your hand feels on him.

This is going to be the death of him, Peter thinks, and it would be the best way to die.

“Relax, Peter.” You see him place his arms next to his body, not knowing what to do.

Usually he’s the one who has his hands on you but in this position he doesn’t quite know where to put them.

“You can put your hands in my hair and guide me so I know what I’m doing is good or not so good,” and by now Peter’s leaking on his own abs, “Twice on your knee if I’m uncomfortable,” you add so he won’t worry about that.

He places his hand on your head and adjusts it a bit until he gets a nice grip and now you understand what he likes so much about you touching his hair - and he doesn’t miss how your eyes flutter shut for a second.

Then your hand wraps around him and that’s the only thing he can concentrate on, bucking his hips up involuntarily.

After a few seconds you start using your tongue, trailing around the head of his cock and you hum when you finally taste him (- fuck he won’t last long.)

Your hand stays wrapped around the base of his cock while you give kitten licks to the length of him creating a wet sound that is so dirty he gets harder if that’s even possible at this point.

Your fingers shortly go to his balls before you start using your mouth on him completely, enveloping the tip of his cock in the warmth of your tongue.

His hand in your hair is more for comfort, he doesn’t have to or want to be rough with you, and he tries to savour the feeling of when you start hollowing your cheeks further and he closes his eyes.

You start bobbing your head up and down further along his cock, only your hand at the base of him and the rest disappearing in your mouth with your tongue doing enough work to make him cum if he wasn’t concentrating on lasting longer.

He gets even closer when he opens his eyes briefly and sees you drooling all over yourself and how absolutely perfect you look with your lips wrapped around him.

“F-fuck I’m close.” He warns so you can pull away and let him cum on your body or his own hand, but you only double up your efforts.

His hand tightens in your hair with his whole body tensing as pleasure takes over. You pull your mouth back only to let him see how his spurts of cum hit your tongue with your hand steadily jerking him off, letting him ride out his pleasure.

Even when he’s finished, your lips wrap around him again for a few seconds before he gently pulls you away from him by your hair.

You sit up and go to wipe your mouth but he kisses you before you have a chance to.

“Fuck.” He mumbles.

“Fuck.” You agree with a smile.

“Do you want me to-” he starts but you give him a quick kiss.

“No you don’t have to. Fuck I’m exhausted, that was already awesome enough.”

He chuckles but he’s actually slightly red and sweaty… and shy.

“Glad to know you enjoyed it too.” You only hum as you watch him pick his boxers back up and he’s looking at you as well.

He enjoys just being able to see you so comfortable in front of him, completely naked except for your panties, especially after you told him how self-conscious you were at times. Even Peter who never really had any doubts about his body was still shy when he’s naked in front of you. So he appreciates that you’re comfortable enough around him and willing to show yourself like that in front of him like that all the more.

Your eyes shut and he can see how tired you are, but he also takes in the wet stain on your panties between your legs.

“You sure you don’t need me to take care of you?” Your eyes open again at that.

His hands slip under the waistband of your panties and you arch into him when he touches your clit.

“Fuck I’m so wet.” You can’t help but let out a whimper and move to your back and pull a leg up to give Peter better access already.

“Yeah, I can feel.” He looks down to catch a glimpse of your heat that he’s so far only ever touched but not seen, “God, you’re fucking soaked.”

“I know and I want to cum,” You lean in to Peter to get him to apply more pressure.

His middle finger starts to circle your clit like he’s learnt to do in the past few weeks.

It’s not even a minute later when you cum with a silent cry of Peter’s name and with your eyes closed.

Peter’s so close to you, watching you and he feels so deeply for you it almost hurts. But it only hurts because he has to keep reminding himself that he’s only doing this so you can end up in another guy’s bed and that you don’t actually care about him as more than a friend and that this isn’t ever going to exceed a friends with benefits type of relationship if not less.

His fingers are still in your panties and he can feel how soaked his finger is. It‘s been like that a few times already and for some reason he was scared to taste you - well he wanted nothing more than to taste you. But for another inexplicable reason he was scared that you would think he was weird for wanting to do so, but you‘d basically just done the same to him so he moves his finger up to his face. But your fingers wrap around his wrist and then you suck his finger into your own mouth before he can taste you.

“Leave some for me.“ He fake-whines and you release his finger with a pop and stick your tongue out at him.

“I mean there‘s plenty left down there… can I eat you out?“ He raises his eyebrow questioningly.

“Sorry, I‘m too exhausted.“

“That‘s okay, pretty girl, no need to apologise.“ He probably shouldn’t be calling you anything other than your name because he‘ll just fall for you deeper, but he can‘t resist calling you cute nicknames and he loves the way you shyly smile at them.

But also… you did use the word ‘dating‘ before… Maybe you‘ve changed your mind? And you want Peter as much as he wants you, as a real relationship? He doesn‘t want to get too hopeful before he has clarity.

“Hey - you said something earlier when you-“

“Before you even continue - I can‘t be held accountable for anything I say while I‘m horny, okay?“ You point a finger at him playfully and he tries to hide how his smile slowly fades.

“Could you pass me my bag?“ Peter reaches for your bag and you get out a fresh pair of panties which you change into under the covers.

“You bring extra panties with you in case I make you ruin them, huh?“ He smirks.

“Well actually they‘re for if I get my period while I’m out, but I guess with you being so damn irresistible all the time that‘s also a valid reason to carry around a fresh pair.“

Then sometimes, you say stuff like that and Peter has no idea what it means. Friends don‘t say that, right? But friends don‘t do any of the other stuff you and Peter have been doing lately, so he really doesn‘t know what to think.

“I want to take a nap.“ You announce and cuddle up to Peter on the bed, he can feel your naked breasts against his side. And if your calm breathing hadn‘t lulled him to sleep he‘d have gotten hard again.

Peter wakes up with you on his lap, fully dressed and freshened up.

“We’re late to the Christmas market, Ned and Betty are already there, come on get up!” You bounce on the bed giddily, dragging him to get up but because it’s you he happily obliges, even in his sleepy state.

While Betty shows you something on her phone with you holding her arm to warm up in the cold winter of New York (Peter wishes he could hold you like that in public) and Ned’s busy buying chocolate covered fruit, Peter sneaks off to buy you a gift.

He’s actually got one already, for the Holiday season and you two made a promise not to get each other too much or anything expensive, or nothing at all if you can‘t find anything good, but he spots something so perfect that he just has to get it.

You all stay out late, slurping winter punch and you even take Peter’s hand at some point - in public! - and when you notice him smiling down at your intertwined hands you claim it’s just because you’re cold.

Despite knowing that your relationship will turn back to purely a friendship after you have your first time and you have your fun with this other guy, Peter barely thinks about it. For now he’s just enjoying the time he does have with you and in his own head no one can tell him you’re not acting like boyfriend and girlfriend.

It’s the best time he’s ever had in his life - even outside of the mind-blowing new sexual experiences, he gets to spend so much time with you he could almost dance with joy every time.

Just last week Peter fingered you for the first time.

You’d talked to him about how you’ve been trying to get used to the feeling of your own fingers inside of you (and just the thought of you lying in your bed late at night doing that made Peter unbelievably turned on).

But then you pointed out how his fingers were much bigger and it seemed like you felt pretty strongly about that, which in return might have made him a little proud. You’d let out the most gorgeous whimpers, clenching around two of his fingers in the end and he’ll give you as much time as you need but he really can’t wait to feel that around his cock.

And when he told you that May was going to be gone for the whole weekend, you’d responded asking if he had condoms… So that means…? You’re going to… have sex? (He asked and you said yes.)

So now he’s been stressed all day, showered twice already, put fresh covers on the bed, cleaned his room like he never has before and made sure that he had all your favourite snacks at home.

On one hand, he knows he’s overreacting - it’s you. And he feels so comfortable around you and knows you would think it’s silly how worried he is to make everything perfect and he tells himself to chill.

But on the other hand, time flies when you’re having fun and Peter really hadn’t fully registered that it was the last weekend before the winter holidays. And winter holidays meant that you were going to meet dumb already graduated from college guy and have sex with him.

But Peter can count himself lucky to be your first… and like the last few weeks, he’ll forget all about the other guy as soon as you’re over because when you’re with him there’s no room in his head for a single other thing, so he knows it’ll all work out.

It won’t just work out, but it’ll be amazing, anything to do with you is.

It’s past sunset when you come over. It really calms Peter down how relaxed you seem, still nervous but just as comfortable around him as he is around you, and you don’t even move on to anything sexual for the first two hours. And no matter what other guy you’ll end up sleeping with or don’t, you two will always have that special friendship bond that even him and Ned don’t have on that type of level.

Peter thinks you don’t notice how much he’s cleaned up and how squeaky clean he smells, but you definitely do and smile at how much effort he’s put into making you feel special, with all your favourite foods stocked up as well.

When you look at him in that special way that so far in this world only he has got to see, he knows it’s time.

It’s beautiful as ever; how your clothes come off piece by piece, needy but slow nevertheless.

You’re both in only your underwear by now and the kisses along with your heavy breathing are the only sounds to be heard in the room and if Peter tried, he would only fail to explain how honoured he feels to be experiencing this with you for the first time (little does he know exactly how good he always makes you feel in return).

He’s kissing down your chest and over your belly now, you can tell where his destination is. “Oh, Peter - you know you don’t have to do that, your fingers are enough but even if that’s too much to ask you don-”

“No, let me make you feel good.” He purrs from between your legs and they widen, inviting him in. But just an inch above your panties he stops “I mean do you want me to? Is that cool?” (Consent is cool, he remembers.)

“Only if you truly don’t mind, then that would be... really cool.” You perch yourself up on your elbows to look at him, not only because you know how much Peter enjoys eye contact, but you want to enjoy the view too.

And he doesn’t really understand why you hadn’t let him get his tongue on you like he plans on doing now before - you’d given him head and you definitely didn’t mind and even you realise that - especially with Peter - you have not a single reason to be insecure.

Your panties come off and he lies mesmerised between your legs even while you unclasp your bra and then you’re completely naked.

But this - he takes two of his fingers to spread your lips and you’re already so wet that he can smell you, and it’s so luscious when he finally gets to taste you.

His tongue laps everything you give him (he actually has no idea what he’s doing - him and Ned googling was months ago by now and he’s half under the covers and he can’t have his tongue and eyes at the same place at the same time so he uses pure instinct and for once he’s right).

His tongue trails along your swollen folds and this is better than he could have ever imagined.

You make noises, rooted deep in your throat and you half-swallow them so they come out even more desperate and he knows you’re close.

“You can use me, just do whatever feels good.” He says hastily, spending as little time as possible with his mouth not on you. You give a small ‘okay’ and you’re so far gone it’s the hottest thing ever.

He expected a little more resistance because he knows how nervous you are about basically having your pussy in Peter’s face for the first time (which you have no reason to be because he might be enjoying this more than you), but the second the words leave his mouth, your body shifts, your legs on his shoulders moving further down so you’re right in his face as your hips find a new rhythm.

And Peter can barely believe it.

The girl he’s known for so long, been “just friends” with for so long, is grinding her perfect, deliciously sticky pussy on his tongue. You’re arching your back, all but using him to get off and there’s truly never been anything sweeter than when you cum on his tongue, moans no longer held back but loud and so damn obscene, that he nearly cums in his boxers again but he can refrain from grinding his hips on the mattress, saving himself only for you.

(And not that he’s thinking about it- but getting his heart broken by you afterwards would be worth it just for even this one moment).

Even when your legs start shaking around him you don’t stop but rather pull his hair to encourage him to go longer, he doesn’t let up until you’re pushing his head away, and even then you whine at the loss of contact.

“Oh fuck, that was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.” And Peter prides himself on the way you’re panting and your chest is heaving. (Maybe he’s officially acquired the sex skills he’s been trying to attain to make you fall in love with him…?)

You get his boxers off so quick he nearly lines himself up with your dripping heat without a condom, but you both realise at the last second, even laughing at your neediness but then the kissing continues and you get even more needy.

Just before you‘re about to spread your legs further Peter presses the most chaste of kisses to your lips and to tell him if it hurts. You bring your legs up to your chest and you have a feeling you‘re close again when Peter‘s cock brushes your entrance.

“Okay?“

“I‘m ready.“

It‘s nearly impossible not to bury himself inside of you completely because you‘re so wet, but he manages to stop before even being inside of you an inch.

You nod so he knows he can go on but your expression becomes more pained with the second and despite how good you feel around his cock, he can‘t enjoy it if you aren‘t.

“Do you want me to stop? I don‘t want to hurt you.“ He says softly, his hand at the side of your face, caressing your hair.

“You could never hurt me, Peter,“ And if he wasn‘t in love, before he falls for you right then and there,“You can go on.“

And he does.

A single tear falls from each one of your eyes but you insist he goes on and he can‘t deny how good you feel. But he wants to last longer, until you‘re more used to the foreign feeling and can enjoy it too, though with the way you‘re squeezing his cock with every half-thrust, you make that really hard.

“Fuck,“ he mumbles and your body rocks against him slightly.

“If you can last only a little longer, I‘ll cum with you.“ You say, your eyes half shut in pleasure, half in pain and for that he manages to last a bit more.

His fingers find your clit and he rubs in sloppy circles until you‘re finally enjoying it too and his mission is accomplished when you cry out his name and now he can let go too.

He thrusts into you a few more times, trying to be gentle and you‘re equally exhausted afterwards.

“That was-“ he starts, “amazing.“ you finish.

“Really?“ Were you not just crying?

“It did hurt, but I‘m still glad I could have my first experience with you.“ Your finger grazes his chest and you kiss him there and he realises, with that it‘s probably over.

It‘s your goodbye to doing this type of thing and although he‘s sad knowing you‘ll be going off soon, he‘s also happy knowing he still has time and it‘s not like you‘ve actually made a decision yet - maybe his plan worked and he persuaded you to stay, with his sex skills… (yeah... probably not). But he doesn‘t ask because you‘re still staying and he appreciates every second he spends with you.

“Sorry for ruining your fresh sheets..“

“So you did notice,“ Peter smiles.

“Of course I did - I also noticed how you had all my favourite snacks - and I don‘t mean you -“ (oh that‘s new), “ was all very sweet of you.“ You kiss him.

Wearing some of his clothes now, you insisted on helping him soak the blood stain on his sheets. May very likely already knows what‘s going on already and she doesn‘t have to know even more. Though you do think it‘s cool how she gave Peter the condoms, although he was blushing furiously when he told you the story.

Bed freshly made (again) you lie together, looking at each other - sometimes talking and sometimes it‘s just a more than pleasant silence.

You‘re not sure if he‘s asleep already, when you roll on top of him with a coy smile as you start kissing along his jawline and your favourite place in the middle of his throat, “I know we just changed your sheets, but can we have sex again?“ With the way you‘re so innocently smiling he can‘t believe that you‘d be horny to want to do it again straight away.

“I think this time it‘s going to hurt less and I want to give you the full experience, without me crying and stuff. Also, we can put a towel down.“ You laugh but he can tell you actually feel bad, when technically he was the one who hurt you, even if it was just a bit.

“For me, that was more than amazing, you don‘t have to go through all that again just because you feel bad for me. there’s nothing to feel bad about..“

“So you don‘t want to have sex with me?“ (Okay he knows this pout and you are horny after all.)

The second time is a lot better for you.

You fall asleep in Peter‘s arms, both happy.

But then that dreaded day comes when you‘re meant to be visiting that asshole.

Even worse - it turns out he‘s a friend of a friend of your family and he‘ll be spending your whole winter trip - over one entire week - with you and your family and you won‘t have any internet, not even any service.

You don’t say anything when he’s waving you goodbye but he has this feeling that this is over.

May, Ned and their presents can only make Peter forget for a limited amount of time and although the holidays are still nice, there are many moments where he has to think about you.

It seems like even the criminals of New York are celebrating the holidays so being Spider-Man for a bit isn‘t an option to forget about you for a bit either.

Hey, he types in his phone into his text message chat with you.

Peter: Hey

Peter: I know you’re with that other guy now

Peter: Probably

Peter: But I like you

Peter: And in the last few weeks I felt like you like me too?

Peter: So maybe if you don’t like that other guy too much we could... be together? Or something maybe

The text messages are absolute shit but it doesn‘t really matter anymore.

You come back a day early, text a “I don‘t get it if it‘s a joke…?“ and a minute later you‘re at his door.

“What are you talking about? Was that a joke I didn’t understand?“ You repeat.

He doesn‘t want to start hoping again before you have a proper conversation in his room.

“So… uh - the other guy..?“

“Peter - I know we‘re not together, I know neither of us have explicitly said that but I thought.. I like you. You’re the one I like. You, Peter. I haven’t wanted that guy for ages. I thought it was kind of obvious …”

“Well I just wasn‘t sure because for example the one time you said something about how we‘re dating - you said that when you were uh… on your knees- afterwards you were all like ‘I can‘t be held accountable for anything I said when I was horny’ so…“ He really doesn’t want to get his hopes up again before he has full certainty.

You giggle, “Peter what I meant was that I didn‘t want you to tease me about anything I say while I‘m horny when we‘re not in bed together, like how I said how good you taste or something.” You respond shyly.

“You never said that.“ He blushes.

“Well I thought it..”

“So you really like me?”

“Of course you dummy,” you want to smack him up the head for really thinking you’d be such a bitch to do all that with him only to get together with another guy, “And if it’s not obvious enough yet, I want to be your girlfriend. So would you like... like to be my boyfriend?”

“Yes obviously!” He beams and you press a kiss to his lips, “That was our first kiss as boyfriend and girlfriend.” He smiles and then you remember your gift for him.

“Well since my boyfriend is so good at giving gifts - that Fenty lipgloss you gave me is way too expensive! But I don’t have to tell you, you’re the one who bought it-”

“I was thinking your lips look extra shiny today… and are a bit sticky and I probably have lipgloss on my lips now but if it looks anywhere near as cute as it does on you, I don’t care.” He shrugs happily.

“And I’m not only wearing the lipgloss you gave me-”

“Wait!” He interrupts you once again and you just really want to show him what you got.

“When we were at that Christmas market I saw Betty show you something on her phone and I was unsure whether to get it or not because I didn’t know what we… were? But now I know what we are and it’s okay if you don’t want to wear it but… I’ll just show you.”

Oh no - did Peter get you clothes? Even you sometimes get your own size wrong if you don’t try it on before..

But your eyes go wide when he pulls out a little blue box. “Peter, whatever’s in there we’re too young to marry and also I feel bad now because I’m sure that definitely exceeds the price limit we set and I didn’t even come close to it, if I’m honest I couldn’t even think of a materialistic gift… not really.” But he’s still smiling.

“You being mine is the greatest gift ever.”

“Stop being cheesy and just show me what’s in there.”

“Close your eyes.” You do.

His hands go around your neck and you feel a lightweight pendant rest only an inch below the gap between your collar bones, “Can I open my eyes?”

He clasps it securely and leans back to his normal position in front of you. “Uh-huh, but seriously if you don’t like it you don’t have to wear it.” You can hear the nervousness in his voice but you open your eyes and your finger immediately go to the little letter “P” hanging from the necklace and you nearly tear up.

“Am I really that bad of a gift-giver?-” He worries, seeing you cry.

“I love it,” He’s positively surprised and you really don’t understand why, “That way everyone can finally know I’m yours.” You kiss him once more but he pulls back.

“Do you want that?..” And now you understand why he hesitated with the present.

You’re the one who made him feel as if you didn’t want him, not like that, only because you were too stupid to talk about your feelings openly and he’d gone a whole week thinking you were with some stupid other guy that you now realise might have only been an excuse to get with Peter in the first place - subconsciously at least.

“Yes - there’s nothing I want more than you,” A tear slips from your eye at the thought of how you made him feel - for making him feel as if you didn’t want him equally as much as he wanted you for even just a second.

“Hey, don’t cry - we’ve got each other now and that’s all that matters.” He hugs you so tight it squeezes all the tears out of you and his happiness radiates off of him and on to you.

“I’m sorry if I ever made you feel like I don’t want that. I want to be yours and I want you to be mine and now I want to make up for all the time that we weren’t together and with this necklace the whole world will know too and I’m so in love with you it’s- uh I mean…” you ramble and realise you just absolutely used the words ‘in love’ - you’ve got Peter now and don’t already want to scare him off.

“You mean..?”

“Well actually… I did mean what I said - I’m in love with you,” But hiding the truth is what kept you apart all those weeks so you decide to be honest, “if you’re not ready you don’t have to say-”

“I’m in love with you, too.”

“Really?” You’re both grinning.

“Yeah… I realised a while ago.. “

You’re hugging again because it’s just too overwhelming, to finally be together and you’re so so happy that it’s Peter you’re with. And once again you remind yourself of the only gift you have for him.

“The only thing I bought is something for me, as I was trying to tell you earlier. So it’s not directly for you, nothing you can keep-”

“Doesn’t matter.” Peter chimes in. He really couldn’t care less about materialistic things, not when he has you (okay the necklace is quite cute, but he knows you’re his even without the first letter of his name around your neck.)

“But I think you’ll still like it.”

Without another word you pull your sweatshirt over your head (making sure the necklace stays on and Peter takes notice of that) to reveal some lacy lingerie, and he’s already hard.

“Second best gift ever.” He mumbles as he lies you down on your back to hover over you, he’s already touching you with so much lust in his eyes but what you also realise is love.

“The necklace is the number one best gift.” You announce.

“No, the best gift is that I get to call you mine.”

You can only smile at that, at a loss for words because he’s already undressing you, his lips along your thighs.

“Wait no.” You stop him and he sits up.

“Let me be on top?” You straddle him and get rid of your lingerie - everything except the necklace.

And it’s all for him. Only for him. And he sees your smile and he knows that it’s just you and him. It’s you and him together, you and him against the world.

#peter parker x reader #peter parker smut #peter parker #peter parker x you #you people gave this 4k notes last time and idk why 😭 rereading this was painful lskdjfghjksfjghrjs (only some of it)#fem!reader #selfcarecap

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lale-txt · 2 years

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🍆 online dating headcanons: supernovas

[part 1 w/ Whitebeard pirates]

a/n: i have too much fun roasting your favorite little crime men, so here's part 2! and don't worry, there probably will be a sequel to that, too...

Luffy

this boy has the dating profile of a 67 year old man

it's mostly photos of cool bugs

or him holding the cool bugs, covering half of his face with them (some look a bit arty by accident because they're so blurry bc this boi is fast af when he is excited for something)

i feel like he is someone who overuses emojis A LOT and out of context too. they almost sound cryptic

🦔🧦🤼🔑👁‍🗨🟧🏴‍☠️

WHAT DOES IT MEAN BRO

you'll never know

he doesn't know either

you can keep the conversation going by mentioning that you're a foodie and like some good meat

wink wink

but don't complain if he takes you out to an all you can eat restaurant and the thing getting eaten is everything except you

Zoro

your typical fitness bro

all of his pictures are just mirror selfies from the gym wtf

granted, he knows his good angles

start the conversation maybe with a good recipe for a protein shake? idk i have not once in my life matched a fitness bro so don't take my advice maybe

if you start texting, expect a lot of thirst traps straight from the gym, lots of sweat, a shirt pulled up a bit to show off his 16-pack or whatever (if he even bothers to wear a shirt), a photo from behind to show that his back is very beefy too

but don't be fooled because he will sent them to his whole contact list and his fitness account with 500k followers

you just know he has "no PAINZ no GAINZ 💯" in his bio

so take that to your heart and text him anyway even though it's a pain in the ass, it will be rewarding in the end

if you're looking for a fuck buddy this is your mans

Law

his photos just scream dark academia. they also scream "i'm your thoughtful mystery lover with the sexy finger tattoos" and also "please heal my broken heart while we listen to Evanescence together"

but in reality he is just very tired and people mistake it for a lifestyle

Bepo takes all of his photos and edits them, he has a really good eye

one photo is the doctor posing naked in front of a chimney fire on a bear rug (it's not a regular bear rug but Bepo who is very good at photoshop)

it wasn't even Law himself who created his online dating profile but Penguin & Shachi because they agreed their captain needed a bit of support in those things, Law was just too tired to object (and maybe they were right after all...)

he's a busy man and you need a really good hook up line to make him text you back

"i think you've stolen my heart, give it back" isn't one of them

talk to him about gross medical things maybe or how much you hate bread (even if it's a lie)

just don't try sexting with him because you will get a lot of anatomical terms and a very long paragraph that sounded sexy in his head but reads like an user manual

overall a very nice match if you're into emo boys with tragic backstories that just have written "fix me if you can" all over their face

Kid

ahh yes, the little kinky man

of course you can find him on the naughty online dating sites where you can look for your next fuck buddy, pet or a sugar mommy/daddy/questionable parental figure

his photos are thirst traps of course, half of them mirror selfies with flash on

doesn't care about censoring, his junk is OUT, why hide it

will text you "wyd?" and "send nudes" within two seconds

foolish of you to think that one nude with a tiddie out would satisfy him, this little racoon is greedy af

just know that at one point he accidentally created a group chat with all of his matches, believing he would message them "i'm so hard for u" individually

he never recovered from that

Kid gets matched by mean lesbians A LOT (no wonder, he looks like one too)

it happens so often that he pulls Killer to the side, asking with a stern look on his face: "be honest. is there anything about my appearance that screams 'i want to get pegged' because apparently people feel that way about me"

Killer thinks a little bit too long and almost gets thrown overboard

Killer

the mysterious masked man

usually one would barely get matches without their face revealed, but it's probably his luscious long blonde hair and all the shirtless photos that give him countless matches anyway

who doesn't love a faceless ideal fantasy to project their deepest desires on, isn't that what dating apps were created in the first place

just never jokingly ask what's underneath the mask or else you'll get unmatched immediately

maybe ask him about his hair routine or favorite pasta place in town instead

or his favorite youtube channel Pasta Grannies

he would be the best to have long, meaningful conversations with on the dating apps

until he deletes his profile out of the blue, leaving you wondering forever 'what if...'

that is until you match him again

and again

yes again

he's a serial matcher

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pure-kirarin · 3 years

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One piece characters & n udes they'd send / reaction to "send n00ds"

A/N : This was requested by anon. Thanks for requesting ! Excuse me for the horny :) These are for entertainment purposes only. Warning : N S F W + 18 Characters : Perona - Kid - Luffy - Zoro - Law - Sanji - Shanks - Hawkins - Caesar - Ace - Sabo - Nami - Koby - Doflamingo - Usopp - Mihawk DON'T READ if you are uncomfortable with this subject. [Mention of genitals] Stay safe like Law.

~The unsolicited dick-pic squad~

Kid

-Dude thinks sending a picture of his junk is an infallible technique to get laid. -Repeat after me Kid, a dick pic ISN’T a conversation starter. -Let’s make a tip jar to buy Eustass some manners. -I can imagine him surrounded by his crew saying like “Guys I’m gonna send this picture of my junk and it’s gonna be HILARIOUS.” with Killer trying to stop him :( "Captain just don’t". -To be fair...You’d be kind of fascinated with how big it is. -So it kind of works ? -Still a dick move (got the pun ?). Don’t send unsolicited dick pics. -It’s just a close up of his thing. -No elegance, no thought, pure testosterone.

Luffy

-What’s a “n00d” ? Can you eat it ? -I’ll explain why Luffy belongs to this category. First of all, he thinks so little of nudity, he probably runs around naked at times. -He doesn’t sexualize others bodies or his own that much so it’s not a big deal. -Probably finds the way his thing stretches funny af so he would snap a pic. -Sorry not sorry for the mental image. -Sometimes he sends an ACCIDENTALLY sexy picture. Like “I just took a shower :p” *sends a snap* -He just thinks that he needs to send a snap of everything he does because...why not ? But Luffy please don’t put a nude in your story :( that’s against social media rules.

~The blurry nude Squad~

Zoro

-Why would you want a naked picture of him ? That’s weird. -Please don’t ask for nudes he’ll send them to another contact by mistake. -But rest assured, if he ever takes a nude, it will probably be some blurry picture because he snapped it so fast and went out with his day. -For you Zoro-f*ckers, don't get disappointed. If he MANAGED to take a nude, it will be something after he finished working out.. -With the flash on since he forgot to turn it off. And that stuff makes his abs shine with drops of sweat. 🥵

Shanks

-He’s an old man he can’t use technology. -Multiple scenarios :

The random nude: You get a close up of his dick out of nowhere with a sad face asking “Some girl said my dick looked curved last night….is that true ???” 🥺🥺🥺

The drunk nude: Gets horny-drunk and sends a nude but his finger is on the camera.

“I sent you a picture of my dick please answer”

~ The No. nude squad ~

Law

-No. Nope. Not in a thousand years. -He’s going to judge you. Hard. -Y/N: “Babe I’m horny please send nudes :((((“ -Law: “No.” -Meme for illustration purposes - What about another meme. -Ask one more time and you’ll get muted/blocked/ignored depending on level of intimacy. -”The things I’d do for this girl…” you have a 5% chance of getting it if he feels like you REALLY wanted it and if you use the pleading eeyes emoji technique on him. 🥺 -It won’t show his face (safety™), picture goes from his V line to his thigh. Hands are slightly tugging at the fabric of his sweatpants pulling it down. His pubes are trimmed clean. -10/10. He's loaded.

Koby

-Y/N : “Kobyyy send nudees” -Koby : pikachu face -Don’t deprave the man. He’s still too young. -Can’t do it because it’s unsafe but also doesn’t want to say no to you. Flattered that you want to see a picture of him though ! -You’ll get that “nude” after three days, he needed that time to process his own emotions. -”Are you 100% sure that you want to see this Y/N??” This lil bean needs your written consent. - It’s probably a picture of him topless....But nothing below ??? Koby that’s not the purpose of the nude. -But he’s ripped and is looking away from the mirror, unable to make eye contact. And it’s just so adorable. 10/0 worth it.

Akainu :

-RIP. You’re not getting anything hun.

~The “artistic” Nude squad~

Usopp :

-Is this a trap ?? 🤡 -Artistic nude. But it’s a picasso. -Usopp : “You’re sus, are you sure that you’re not gonna show it to all your girl friends during a pyjama party and make fun of me ???” -Y/N: Usopp I- -Usopp: What, isn’t that what girls do ? ( kinda true tbh) -It’s an EDIT. He had the audacity to add a holo on his head and...He’s wearing Sogeking’s mask. Safety king. -If you were turned on, you’re probably turned off by now. -Usopp: Y/N ??? Why aren’t you answering ???

Doflamingo

-Kitsch as fuck. -Looks like a cover from a gayporn magazine. Posing and all. -Amazing setting, lighting, does this dude have a studio ??? -He has someone take a professional shooting for him. -His body is tan, dick is shaved erect and huge. The angle is from below so you have a nice view. Kind of intimidating. -Of course his face is included with his signature smile and shades. Safety? Pfft. He’d be flattered if they got leaked.

~The tease. ~

Sabo

-Some context: he’s probably been away for a long time and you wanted a picture for some sexy time. -Loves to tease and toy with you. -Sabo : “Oh you want a picture of me? What kind babe?” -Y/N: “You know what kind babeeeee 😤” -Sabo: “I can’t know if you don’t say it clearly smhw 🤷‍♂️ “ You cruel. Cruel man. -Y/N: “Okok. You know a sexy picture 🤐” Sabo : “😏😏😏 Good girl.” -You’re in for a treat girl. Two possibilities : First, he disappears for hours and you just think that he teased you and forgot about it. But when it’s almost night...You get a notification from him...And it’s a picture. -Close shot of his cock, gloved fingers against its base and pre-cum pearling from the base.🤤 -Another notification : “Babe you’re not answering, cat got your tongue? 😋” -Excuse us Sir, we all need a moment here.

~Get your coin girl~

Nami

-If you ask for a nude she’ll send you her prices. -Bikini pic : 30€ -Ass pic (nude) : 50€ -Boobs : 50€ -Feet pic : 100€ for an extra 10 bucks I’ll rate your dick ! 😘😘😘 -Y/N: “Babe we’re dating…Also WTF. you’re selling your FEET PICS?” -Nami: "Business is business. Laws of demand and supply babe :xx" -To be fair, her nudes are worth it. She’s built like an absolute goddess. She knows how to pose and look seductive. -Her nudes speak confidence. Shoulders pushed back making her chest look even luscious.. Legs are closed,, teasing a bit. -You’re getting your money’s worth. ~You're getting what you're asking for~

Perona

-Most likely a lingerie picture. -This. -Sitting in front of her big mirror. Her slender legs are slightly spread. -She’s wearing black heels with the lingerie. -How could someone make you focus on their face while sending a lewd ? I wonder. -But there’s something absolutely adorable in her pouty expression. -”You made me do this, you idiot ! Take a good look because I’m deleting it after 5 seconds !” -Hell no you’re not.

Sanji

-Sends one of the best nudes. Just amazing. -What ? His goddess asked for a nude picture of HIM ? Of course he has to make it look p e r f e c t. -The fact that he usually wears a suit makes it even more exciting. -Full body picture, shirt still on but unbuttoned showing his delicious abs. -Perfect lighting. HD quality. Anything for you babe. -Takes a nude with a cigarette between his lips. It adds some charm. -Dude isn’t just a snack but a full course meal. -Asks for a nude back and let’s be honest he deserved the nude. Spoil the man.

Hawkins

-Chances of getting a nude are tied. You have a 70% chance of failing. -But let’s pretend that the stars are aligned, that you did your moon ritual just fine. -And that you manifested day and night for a dick pic of our beloved magician. -You’re in for a treat, shit is artistic. Just like Sanji he’s still got his shirt on. You can feel that some thought was put into that picture. -His dick is pretty and pubes shaved. It’s also full erect. I would say that the size is respectable but not huge either. The way his hair flows against his chest is just...breathtaking. -On a funny note, his absence of facial expression is intimidating. Mihawk

-Let’s get this out of the way. He isn’t called the world’s best swordsman for nothing. -Doesn't send an actual "nude" but a picture of his dick print.

~The funny nude~

Ace

-Oh, our favourite himbo ! -”Would you like to see a funny picture ?” “Yes, sure, what’s it ?” “*sends a nude*” “HOLY SHIT ACE ! Say what kind of picture first I’m not alone !!!” -To be fair, he does take funny nudes. He’s probably contracting every muscle in his body af in it as well. -He’s on the sofa, flexing hard in some weird position and a duck face. -Ace: ”Whatcha thinkin about baby ? ;)” -Y/N: “thinking of blocking you.”

~The awkward nude dude~

Caesar

-A nude WHAT ? 😳 -A nude. You know. Picture of a naked human being. -Instant Panikk -Sir you’re 40 you’re not going to convince me that you don’t know what a nude is. -Shaky hands, absolutely adorable. He’d actually do it if you ask him. -googles :” How to take a nude ?”. Man needs some inspiration. -Ends up traumatized by his search result. ---

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