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shooting-love-arrows · 6 months

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𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎'𝐬! 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃

SYNOPSIS: It was a beginning of a new day for 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 and he'd make damn sure it was just as perfect as every other one. PAIRING: 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 x reader (gender not specified) tw. possessive/obessive behaviour, control problems, decieving, yandere tendencies. A/N: It is an Alternative Univerese and based on a scene from a TV series "Amazing Mrs Maisel"

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He had to be quick and sleek.

It was early in the morning, just some time before your alarm clock would ring. It was the sunrays that woke 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 up, bringing him back into the heaven on Earth he has come to know by your side. It’s a little trick he does the night before by leaving the curtains slightly open, since he couldn’t set an alarm clock himself.

You can’t know his little secret.

So with one look filled with tenderness and love thrown at you, under the cloak of the early hours and shielded by you sleeping like a rock, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 sneaked out of your warm, shared bed.

He shivered, feeling cold only wearing his nylon*, frilly nightwear. Goosebumps appeared on his skin which he currently had no time to take care of.

"The winter is coming alright." 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 thought, noticing how the windows in their bedroom frosted. He made a mental note to turn on the central heating as soon as go downstairs. But that’s for later, for now he carefully maneuvered his way to the bathroom right by your bedroom.

The magic happened after he quietly closed the door, for now separating you from him. Left alone, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 began to make himself presentable for you.

Starting with a cap of strong mouthwash, he then moved on to brushing his teeth so that his breath won’t stink and his teeth will continue to be clean and white. Then, he deeply cleaned his face of any leftover night creams he applied shortly after you fell asleep the previous night and applied a finish lotion. A dash of makeup on his eyelids, cheeks and lips so it’ll look natural. Then he proceeded to free his hair of curlers and brush through them until they laid into a certain hairstyle he always wore. And lastly, a few pumps of the perfume you gave him for his birthday. (He simply adores your choice of scent and never fails to wear it with pride)

Before walking out, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 took a moment to take a look at himself one last time. Anyone would say that his reflection showed a perfect image of the househusband you could often see in the magazines. Yet, the only opinion that mattered to him was yours.

Everything he did – created and keeps creating – is for you. Only you. And he will gladly continue to do so for as long as you live.

With that, just like he left, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 re-entered your bedroom. Now after his morning routine, looking fresh and all pretty, his appearance was anything but a person who just woke up. He looked beautiful but at the same time, unreal. Unnaturally beautiful...

Swiftly, yet gracefully so that you wouldn't wake up before the alarm clock, he climbed back on your bed. Quickly, he adjusted the sheets around him, laid down on his side so that his back was turned towards you and took a deep breath, before finally closing his eyes.

Riiing! Riiing! Riiing!

The sound of your alarm clock rang precisely at 6:00 A.M. Blaring sound ripped away the peaceful silence and slowly aroused you from your deep sleep. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 had to refrain from smirking, as he felt the bed shift behind him. You were awake!

And that meant one thing…

Seconds later, just like everyday, he felt your lips plant a sweet kiss on his cheek. A soft smile appeared on his face instead and a soft plush appeared under the blush he had applied. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 ‘woke up’ to your kiss, fluttering his eyes open. Much to his heart's joy, his gaze connected with yours.

Your face was something he always wanted to wake up to. Your eyes were still sleepy, your face so lovely to look at and your hair all messy. In those mornings, you could just be you. His to admire, to touch, to experience.

His, his, his…

"Good morning, sweetheart." Your raspy voice broke him out of the daze he fell into. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 eyes burned with love for you, gazing up at you like you were the only person existing in this world. He lifted his perfectly manicured and soft hand, placing it on your cheek and rubbing it affectionately.

"Good morning, darling." 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 sent you his signature million dollar worth smile.

"Is it me or are you getting even more devine day after day?"

Yes, it was the beginning of another perfect day.

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yandere-kokeshi · 1 month

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We need to know how separate TF-141 would be as house-husbands!!! Please!!!

— Yandere headcanons of TF-141 as house-husbands

Warnings: Yandere behavior, older! characters, male gender roles, NSFW, slight delusional behaviors.

A/N: Anon, you are SO, so smart. I love you /a.

Captain “Price” John:

The type of house-husband nobody expected for him to be– not even himself. John had partially agreed to it, and now he’s a stay-at-home dad for your cats. When he wedded you, he never thought of it this way; and now, he had promised to always care for you, did he not?

Price is well over-tired, pretty hairy and massive; beard scratchy and face all squishy; he’s a chubby man. But that doesn’t stop him at all.

John loves waking you up in the mornings. Before even shaking you awake, he loves to admire you. Watching your different breathing patterns, some dribbles of drool, and the obvious bed marks staining your face makes him smirk. But of course, it ends too short when he realizes you need to get up.

John is so, oh gentle, when waking you up. Scarred hands rubbing at your hips as he rubs his beard into your shoulder, prepping kisses and telling you to get a move on. However, if you ignore him, he’s more than happy to leave some permanent marks, yes?

He always makes your breakfast and lunch the night before, chopping the meat, fruits, and vegetables into the correct order so he can easily sleep in with you till you leave. So, when your alarm goes off, he detaches himself from you, getting up with only his red boxers– turning on the oven to preheat the food yet again and leaving them on the table for you to enjoy when you get out of the shower.

And with that, he takes your health seriously, mentally and physically, which means most foods in the house are pretty healthy. All types of fruits, veggies, protein, and fiber nourishment is given with each meal, and he expects you to eat it all.

When shopping, he takes everything seriously. He hates getting off track, only sticking to what’s on the list, and cashiers who take too long on talking– especially if they openly flirt with him. Can’t you see I'm taken? He snarks out, showing off his wedding ring before fast walking out towards his car with his hands full.

Chores are chores. They need to be done. Dishes are easy, laundry, and vacuuming are a piece of cake. But cleaning the bathroom? Oh, that’s a bit difficult. Especially with the hidden camera he’s put out of your sight, and at times, he gets distracted; watching the many films, seeing you all naked and wet, makes Price feel... a sudden urge. How are you just so gorgeous, hm?

John is the definition of a “Pro Loyalty Card”. For all those stores he visits, he has cards for each and every single one of them, including the convenience store. They always come in handy.

Routines are his specialty; he knows everything about your schedule, to the time you leave for work, to when you call him at your lunch break, come home and collapse in his lap, all the way to sleeping in the bed naked. He’s memorized it all.

After the long antagonizing and stressful week, John always sits you down for a long bath. He massages your shoulders, using a special lotion to rub on you after the bath. But, that’s not the only gift he's giving. Before gently and lovingly pushing you to the bed, he slowly fucks the stress and irritation of you; teeth makes ensuring you stay loyal to your man.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Simon is quick and sleek with shopping, getting and seeking foods that have high nutrition because you only deserve the best. Most foods he picks out are healthy, getting many baskets of fruits to ensure you enjoy your lunches. But when passing by the sugar aisle, he can’t help but choose a few sweets for you.

A type of house-husband you’d never expect. He’s brooding, shoulders kept tight, wearing a black mask and hoodie as he sulks in the grocery aisles, holding the colored basket. You’d think he’s stealing with a gun hidden in his back pocket. However, when in reality, he’s taking his house duties extremely seriously as he eyes for the cereal aisle.

He wakes up way early, even before you start to stir awake, even before the sun rises and goals himself to get a good workout in. Even though he’s not the same lieutenant as he was years ago– he’s not lazy, and still picks up his pace whilst jogging down the street and doing push-ups in the open garage.

At times, he wishes you could join him, and it would be fun, would it not? Having you down below, as his chest presses against yours and your flushed face being the main goal for him to continue? Or maybe, him guiding you through pull-ups, and you need his help? Oh, that’s how to make him very desperate for you in the early mornings.

Speaking of early mornings, when you rise with his gentle shaking, whispers of “good mornin’”, and his rough stubble rubbing your neck, you realize just how lucky you are. Especially with how Riley joins in, when he notices his second favorite human is up and awake.

Though, if you decide to ignore these two, covering your face and mumbling away, Simon will crawl over you, prep your face with sloppy kisses, and murmur hot and dirty words. His hand instinctively crawling down, snapping the band of your underwear, nails barely scratching at your skin whilst promising to get you all hot and messy, before forcing you out of bed.

When you leave out of that door, regardless of the morning, he ensures the house is spotless before you come home. He doesn’t listen to any music, only the occasional barks from Riley as he sprays the leather couches, doing the dishes the “old-fashioned way”, and folding laundry like it’s a race.

Most are scared of him– except for that one lady down the road. Her eyes follow Simon as if he’s a god, but he scoffs at that when she twirls her hair. You’re the real deity, he openly thinks. Of course, he shows off his pretty wedding ring, the one you got him; and somehow, Simon wishes you’d just make out with him in public, show her that he’s off limits and that he’s yours.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

The type of househusband who immediately recognized that you needed to be cared for, and went forth with that promise between the marriage. You work so hard to make money for the both of you. And he’s devoted to doing whatever he can to be helpful too.

Kyle is a clean freak, which means the house is nearly spotless when you come home. Every scratch at the couch has him grunting and hands vigorously trying to rub it off. Shoes inside the house are immediately put up, and he hates rainy days; looking at you with glaring pupils as you step inside with soaked coverings. But, he loves you.

The chores in the house are easily done before the afternoon, dishes cleaned with shiny marks and the floors vacuumed. Dusting and sweeping the house with headphones on, face flushed whilst… listening to among things he’d never want you to find out.

Laundry is always last in line, as he tends to “borrow” a good deal of dirty underwear of yours, smelling them intensely. Don’t worry though, he returns them at some point.

Kyle is the definition of “wifey material food”. Every breakfast consists of incredible fried eggs, mixed with bacon and fluffy pancakes; lunch and dinner being different every day, which is nice. He usually sticks with foods you’re comfortable with, never going out of your zone, and tries his hardest to make different sizes of hearts out of the food.

Though, you never seem to notice the secret ingredient, the divine particular part where the two of you are bonded stronger. Such shame, he utters. Sometimes he wishes you’d come home early– catch him desperately adding it within the dish with utter lewd excitement.

Having you come home is the best time of the day. Waiting by the door, wearing the cactus green apron you got him years ago, with a giant smile and dinner laid out, waiting for you. By the end of dinner, you’re full; both of love, and much suffocation of affection.

All the other housewives in the area love him. They often invite him for yoga, or work-out sessions. But, he usually uses the excuse that you need him. You do, don't you?

Every Friday, he wears and shows off certain gifts he feels that you’ll love. You work so hard for the both of you, so he should show his appreciation, should he not? Wearing all types of risqué clothing, leaving desperate messages, and having lingerie hidden underneath his black vest, coloring his skin and outlining his scars, stretch marks, and moles. Sooner or later, it leads to a heavy cuddle-sex session that he knows you’ll love.

Johnny “Soap” MacTavish:

The type of househusband who uses his pretty eyes and sculpted body, to get his way. Everything from seeing you at your working office and past your lunch break, to getting free food samples, all the way to a book full of coupons and all types of gifts for half the percentage.

He’s amazing at picking food at the grocery outlet, picking up the correct portions of proper protein, vegetables, and iron. And sometimes, sneaking a few donuts, pops, and tubs of ice cream he knows you love.

Johnny always wakes you up, the alarm rarely shaking you as your beloved husband knows your schedule by heart. He ensures your breakfast and lunch are ready by 7am, smirking at the added secret ingredients that he only knows.

He’s more lenient with waking you up. Knowing how you like to sleep, beauty sleep he corrects, Johnny tries to let you snooze in as far as you can, before gently stirring you up as the sun rises in the opened window.

His arms snake around your waist, cuddling up behind you whilst pulling you into his warm chest, as he nibbles on your ear and tells you to start getting up; breakfast is served on the table with awaited love. Though, if his sweet honey voice doesn’t work at this time, maybe some extremely sloppy oral will help, no?

Johnny ensures that everybody knows you’re lovingly taken. Those hickeys and bruises on your arms, and neck show just how loveable he is. He boasts about you all the time, to his then-team, cashiers and ladies on the streets. It’s only expected you do the same, yes?

Housewives and other househusbands either love him, or envy him. He’s pretty– too alluring to just be at home and caring for duties. Most women, and men constantly flaunt at his grown-out mohawk, often slicked back into a small bun and a few scars, especially one on his head, that prominent his face.

He’s still in shape, working out in the early mornings and doing yoga with the other moms; who he regularly drinks coffee with. They love how sweet and handsome the man is, especially towards his spouse.

Anyone would be lucky to have him, and many would trade a lifetime for him. But, he’s not going anywhere, not without you or your yummy neck anytime soon.

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suiana · 1 year

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✎ yandere! househusband headcanons . . .

✎ warnings . . .

― obsessiveness, possesiveness, slight nsfw, murder etc.

(gn! reader x male yandere! oc)

✎ yandere! househusband who is absolutely in love with you. he finally did it! he married you! his beautiful darling!

✎ yandere! househusband who is a little bit super reluctant to let you go to work. he has enough money to support the both of you so why would you need or want to work?

✎ yandere! househusband who's always anxious that you'll leave him for someone better when you go out to work. so he marks you up with lovely lovebites and forces makes sure that you always wear your expensive wedding ring.

✎ yandere! househusband who is so loving and caring that outsiders will mistake him for a normal husband. he is not, he literally has a shrine dedicated to you in the back of the closet.

✎ yandere! househusband who knows you better than you know yourself. so when he sees that you're upset, he'll gladly let you use him to your hearts content :) he'll also use you if that's what you like!

✎ yandere! househusband who frequently stalks you when you go to work. that's how he knew that your coworker wanted to pursue you despite knowing that you're already his! that's why he should've seen it coming that his death would be untimely! he should've expected to be murdered the moment he flirted with you! he should've-!

✎ yandere! househusband who always cooks you the best meals ever. expect them to be laced with something special though <3 is it be cum or something a little more sinister?

✎ yandere! househusband who is always trying to get you to quit your job. cmon darling! can't you see how dangerous it is? so many of your coworkers are dying :( it's not safe out there! it would be much safer in your shared home! as if he wasn't the one who killed them.

✎ yandere! househusband who desperately wants to start a family with you. it'll be so cute to have a little child running around the house, no? it'll also be another reason to convince you to quit your job.

✎ yandere! househusband who loves you more than you will ever know. he loves you, he really does! so don't worry and just trust him, okay? after all, he only wants the best for you! ♡

✎ "my love, how was work today? do you want me to give you a massage?"

#tw yandere #yandere #yandere x reader #male yandere #male yandere x reader #yandere blog #yandere hcs #yandere headcanons #yandere househusband #yandere househusband headcanons #yandere househusband x reader

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alastorss · 1 month

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House Husband!Alastor who manages to get fully dressed before you even wake up every single morning

house husband alastor who sits you down on the edge of the bed to button up your shirt

house husband alastor who ties your shoelaces for you because he refuses to let you get anywhere near the filthy ground ☝️

#guys these househusband alastor asks are making me feral a little #🍓 faye answers #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor headcanons

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4urgh · 1 year

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YANDERE HUSBAND HCS

when you are working he uses your clothes to smell them, he misses you so much!

when you leave the room he checks your phone, he doesn't want to see any suspicious messages from someone else

he always cooks your favorite food, when you tell him how good he cooks he can't help but get excited and proud

he always gives you massages when you come home from work to relieve your stress, just like he always waits for you with a warm bath full of foam and candles, everything to relax you!

despite the years he can't stop getting excited every time he sees your ring, showing who you belong to

he always makes you feel like the most majestic person in this world, adoring you and complimenting you, he considers you to be the best thing that happened to him in his entire life!

he genuinely believes that the world is rotten and evil, that's why he always protects you and is afraid of the other people you talk to, anyone can make you leave his side and he can't allow that!

he adores you and loves you more than anything, i feel sorry for the person who dares to get between you two

“I'll never let the world hurt you. I'll keep you safe, you can trust me.”

#yandere #yandere hcs #yandere headcanons #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere x you #yandere husband #yandere househusband #yandere writing #yandere scenarios #yandere prompts

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kentokrazy · 3 months

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nanami who peels your orange and then keeps buying them because he thinks you like them, he peels them before he offers them and now you have to keep eating them, it's a never ending cycle

#jjk #nanami kento headcanons #nanami kento x reader #boyfriend nanami #nanami i love you #househusband!nanami

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reidsdaisies · 6 months

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Heyyy!!!! Could you please write a blurb, drabble or headcanon about Spencer wanting to be a househusband or how would he be as such??!? I’ve been watching The way of the househusband anime lately and it sparked the idea. I love your writing and have a great day 💕💕💕

𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝!𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬!

༉‧´ˎ˗ pairing; househusband spencer reid x gn bau!reader

༉‧´ˎ˗ a/n; you literally read my mind!! I’ve been wanting to do something about househusband spencer ever since i did spencer x housewife reader! and i had way too much fun on pinterest looking for inspo pics 😭💞 here’s a board i lowk love, I think it’s just adorable if anyone wants to know what I’m picturing — ׂׂૢ

𝐂𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 || 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

— i know i said he’s a terrible cook before, but in this universe i think he would have spent a lot of time learning how to cook and bake so he could cook you homemade meals and delicious sweet treats to show his appreciation for how hard you work to put a roof over the two of your heads

— he wears cute ass girly or flowery aprons when cooking and adorable oven mitts, fight me

— he has an unhealthy attachment to his kitchen aid mixer, will talk about how much he loves that thing. you’re concerned.

— excellent and very precise with cleaning 👌 scrubs at the bathroom sink till you can practically see your reflection in it and dusts every damn crevice of your house

— very passionate about the projects he gets into. like if he decides he wants a garden, omg he will commit. he’d probably want a house with a big backyard with enough space to build one of those cute vegetable gardens in the back yard and grow you two’s own food. and he would plant big apple and pear trees, would take pride in how great the fruit is and when everything is finally ready to be picked, he’ll make you bring it to work for the team

— AND omg a greenhouse would be his dream to have. everyone knows about his big ass brain and he definitely has extensive knowledge on all different types of plants, exactly what conditions they need to thrive

— along with that, i know he’d be really into lawn-scaping, you two have the best lawn EVER, and im not exaggerating. the back and the front of the house— absolutely beautiful. he picks out the prettiest flowers and makes sure the soil is rich, and ofc trims the bushes to perfection. he’d look so cute with gardening gloves, these or these specifically, and his massive ass, muddy ass gardening boots that are a size too big but he’s oddly attached to them.

— other hobbies he’s picked up include scrapbooking, drawing, painting, and of course knitting & crocheting.

— in one episode, he told Penelope he spent weeks knitting a scarf for his cosplay, and so now I’ve been constantly thinking about the other things he’d knit & crochet for him and his partner. scarfs, mittens, winter hats, sweaters, pot holders, anything he can make, he will make even just to try it out once.

— the pot holders would have cute animals on them or flowers. floral everything. he loves all plants, specifically flowers.

— now that you two own a house together, there’s so much opportunity for him. he’s got his own office AND most importantly, it’s massive and doubles as his own personal library. it’s walls are lined with multiple of the tallest, most spacious bookcases you could find for him, still just barely being able to fit his ever growing book collection on their shelves.

— he’s a house husband, he probably doesn’t have time for the FBI. im not sure if he would be fully a stay at home husband because that would bore him and many people need the help of his big brain so I think he’d spend a lot of time in his office, researching and writing articles probably most having to do with finding a cure for schizophrenia.

— if he were to also be a professor while married to you, i don’t think that would happen unless you’re imaging later seasons reid, but personally I’m imagining seasons 6-11 (minus season 8 with the maeve story arc) for this.

— i could maybe see Penelope and him owning a buisness/website together for both their crafts, of course Penelope would run the website and handle all the technical things.

— you and spencer have Penelope over on weekends and off days to chit chat while knitting or painting mugs or canvases. sometimes you’ll invite JJ, Emily, and Derek over but Emily and Derek would drag you away to the kitchen to get wine-drunk and gossip while JJ would be decorating the frames of her kids pictures and copying silly mug designs she found on Pinterest for Will.

— whenever you’re not on a case, and you’re friends aren’t available or you two aren’t feeling ver social, that’s when you finally get to be the sweet, lovey-dovey married couple you two are at heart

— for fun, you guys always bake brownies, cookies, cupcakes, and what not together, that ofc, he insists you take into work to show off his beautiful decorating skills. they’re not that beautiful but you still like to tell him they are to boost his ego and make jokes about how he should work at a bakery. a bakery would never hire him.

— you’ve given him the nickname of ‘cuddle bug’. why? because he’s such a gosh darn cuddle bug. will curl up to your side for hours while you finish any necessary paperwork and you two talk about the most recent case you worked while he’s mindlessly drawing little butterflies and hearts on your back

— after particularly rough cases, he runs you two a bubble bath to just soak in and spend some much needed and well deserved alone time together

— mentioned this in my housewife head canons, but you two would take turns giving each other back, shoulder, foot, or really anywhere needed massages. he’s all fancy with it, bringing out coconut oil and shi but you just let him do his thing, you’re getting a free massage, no need to complain about that

༉‧´ˎ˗ bonus; you two have movie nights every friday where you lounge in the living room eating nachos and watching tv. surprise, he always weasels his way into getting to pick what you watch. even bigger ‘surprise’, it’s always Star Trek or some scientific documentary.

anyways, that’s all i can think of for now, but if anyone has anything they want to add, please talk to me about house husband spencer through my inbox !! i will do anything to feminize this beautiful man

#reidsdaisies #reidsdaisies spencer <3 #spencer reid #house husband spencer reid #spencer reid headcanon #spencer reid headcanons #spencer reid scenario #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x gn!reader #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid x male reader #househusband spencer reid x gn!reader #criminal minds #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds fandom

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ikebo-simp · 11 months

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Capitano but with Way of the Househusband AU

Fatui agents stumbling upon him while shopping (You've encountered a Capitano in the wild/hj)

"Lord Harbinger, please give us your wisdom!"

"Choose the darker squids, they're fresher"

"What great wisdo- wait what?"

Shiba Inu Apron, I repeat Shiba Inu Apron

Can you just imagine him, in his helmet and armor, with a pink frilly apron with a cartoon shiba inu on the front? My sadness seems to just fade away

Also can you imagine how sweet the idea is? Walking in after a long day of work and seeing your big and intimidating husband trying his best to make a cat dinner for you? Ugh... gonna get diabetes

A/N Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apron, Shiba Inu Apr-

Thanks for Reading

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact capitano #capitano genshin #capitano fluff #capitano #capitano x reader #gi capitano #il capitano #way of the house husband #way of the househusband #shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron shiba inu apron

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himexyandere · 4 months

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Yandere Headcanons Pt. 2

Content Warning(s): Obsessive behavior, malpractice, gaslighting, manipulation, drugging

A/N: These are just more yandere HC's that I thought of and wanted to post ^^ I haven't written anything here for a while, so I figured I'd post something! Not sure what my next post will be, honestly, I'll probably do a poll and ask what you guys would like to see. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! <3

Yandere!Doctor who keeps you in his hospital by occasionally slipping different harmless drugs into your meals that makes you a little lightheaded and exhibit signs of being feverish, thus extending your visit.

Had someone told you that you would be staying for a bit at a hospital with your favorite doctor, you probably would’ve been elated to hear such a thing!

That wasn’t necessarily the case, however — yes, he was your favorite doctor and he’d always called you his “star patient” when the two of you were alone, but you weren’t exactly a huge fan of hospitals

Staying for more than a week was already too much for you, yet he still wouldn’t let you leave

“My dear, you may not think your symptoms are worrying, but they certainly are. A fever that comes and goes at random is nothing to treat lightly. I will be extending your stay until you feel better.”

During your first week, a male nurse was the one who came to bring you your food and medicine, occasionally striking up casual conversations with you to help you feel more comfortable in such a quiet, sterile place

After another week or so, you hadn’t seen him again. Confused, you asked your doctor where the nurse went and he gave you a seemingly perturbed frown

“I’m sorry, dear, but we had to let him go. One of the other nurses found him assaulting a comatose patient. Terrible, isn’t it? I’m just glad he’s gone now and is no longer a danger to anyone… Wouldn’t you agree?”

Had a month gone by already? You honestly couldn’t tell anymore. Your doctor was the only one who visited your room, stating that visitation was on hold for a while due to some issue or another—

He’s the doctor so why would you question him? He only wants what’s best for his “star patient”, after all

You were originally in for a small health scare at work, but now…

Yandere!Househusband who clings to you, slightly causing a bit of concern amongst your friends and family, but you feel like his clinginess is normal... At first.

He acted like the two of you were still a newlywed couple or something

He always, always, always craves your attention, wanting to be close to you whenever feasible

This meant that leaving home to go to your job every morning was a nearly impossible feat, considering he rarely ever let you escape his arms (at least not without some bribery first)

“If you promise to spend the entire weekend with me here in our home, then I’ll let you leave for work. How’s that sound, darling?”

This was a common occurrence, leading you to spend most, if not all, of your free time cuddling up with your husband at home, watching corny movies and eating snacks.

Your friends and family started seeing less and less of you, prompting them to call and visit your home more often with questions about where you’ve been. You always tell them that you’re fine and you’ve just been spending some time relaxing with your hubby

He was delighted by your replies and would later tell you after they left that he loves you so, so much

He does get anxious at times, though, wondering constantly if you’re annoyed with him or if you secretly hate his clinginess and overwhelming adoration

After you told him that you would be going to hang out with your friends one evening, he nearly lost it in front of you. Fortunately, he managed to maintain a gentle smile as he encouraged you to go and have a good time

When you got back later that night, your husband informed you that he’d scheduled a getaway for your upcoming anniversary! He’s already called your job and put in for PTO, so you don’t have to worry your little head—you’re going to have so much fun… Just the two of you.

#male yandere #yandere #yandere male #obsessive love #yandere x reader #yandere community #male yandere x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere hc's #yandere doctor #yandere husband #yandere househusband #yandere drabble

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biohazzrds · 10 months

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Do you guys think he makes some meannn meals? Like whenever life isnt as crazy for him he would make really lovely dinners for his s/o and him. Candlelit and everything.

#hes always hungry #but me too #made for each other #(delusional)#resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #re4 #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy headcanons #and he would most definitely just love to stay home if he didnt have to work #househusband leon?!?#hmmmm #mwah #love this pookie

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suguruslut · 1 year

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First date

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

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Gwen’s Note: i have way too much fun picking out matching date outfits for these pathetic men

🐉𝒯𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊🍳

-Tatsu asked you to go on a date with him so politely there was no way you could say anything but yes. he wanted your input on what you guys should do, and it was mutually decided that you would walk through the craft show the neighborhood was putting on

-Tatsu wanted to look cool, but not “yakuza inducing fear” cool, settling on a black jacket and some boots he got during a great sale. to some people walking by as he waited for you, he still looked a little intimidating, but you seemed to match perfectly with him, outfit not too sexy, not too modest, enough to make Tatsu swallow nervously when you approached

-all the nerves and butterflies faded away when you two began stopping by all the craft stands together, Tatsu geeking out over handcrafted bowls, crocheted bird coats and oven mitts of varying sizes and patterns. it was nice, being comfortable enough with you to be himself, his new self that appeared the more time he spent with you

-you had your eyes on a gold and red beaded bracelet, which Tatsu bargained for with the seller for several minutes. in return, you bought him an apron with a cute animated dragon printed on the front; maybe it wasn’t as scary as his other dragon apron, but Tatsu thought maybe that was a good thing

- “Toothless? Who’s that? Some cartoon dragon?”

- silent plans were made to watch How To Train Your Dragon with Tatsu. surely he would love it. second date idea???

-you two stayed close all afternoon, not rushing, not worrying. when people crowded in on you guys, or if some dude got too close, Tatsu would do his “scary face” which was very effective in creating some breathing space; a few times you thought he would at least put an arm around you to lead you away, but he was a true gentleman, and found ways to help you without touch

-when you got hungry Tatsu was quick to suggest his favorite cafe, owned by an “old friend.” even though there was a concerning amount of yakuza members inside, the food was delicious, and you caught Tatsu smiling behind his mug several times

-all in all, your first date with Tatsu went very well: you got a cute bracelet out of it, got to see Tatsu wearing a dragon apron in public, and thanks to the cafe owner, you even got to hear a few embarrassing stories about your date in his past life

- you were sad when the evening came to an end, suggesting that you two do this again soon, which Tatsu seemed pleasantly surprised at. there was definitely more he wanted to experience with you, and told you he looked forward to the next time craft fair

- “I hear there’s gonna be a huge sale on oven mitts! Are you in, Y/N?!”

🐅𝒯𝑜𝓇𝒶𝒿𝒾𝓇𝑜🍰

-oh Tora...he was so nervous asking you, his favorite customer out that he almost passed out from relief when you said yes, anxiety quickly returning when he realized you still had to actually go on the date. how would he ever survive??

-Tora no longer lived a lavish yakuza lifestyle, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t take you someplace nice. he remembered everything you had ever told him while stopping by his crepe truck, like how you loved to dance: luckily, he knew a guy who owed him a favor

-wanting to be mysterious and cool, Tora didn’t tell you exactly what you were doing, just told you to wear a “saucy” dress. he would later regret this suggestion, because DAMN if you didn’t look hot af compared to his greasy ass

- (he looked very sexy too, with his low cut shirt and shiny shoes, in your humble opinion)

-salsa dancing!!! you were so excited as you two walked up to the dance studio, at which point Tora began to panic again, because he remembered a tiny, probably important detail:

- “Shit...I’ve never danced in my life.”

-once Tora got over how close you two had to be, he tried really hard to keep up with your steps, loosening up a little when he saw how much fun you were having. you thought his blush was cute, though, so sometimes you would dip a little too close, trace over his arms a little too teasingly

-when the teacher commented on your dancing skills as a couple, Tora smirked with pride and pretended like he knew exactly what he was doing. then he almost fell on his ass and got humbled pretty quickly

-after a few hours of dancing, Tora expected you to be exhausted and want to go home right away, but accepted eagerly when you suggested drinks. you laughed and talked about your first salsa class as a couple, making the comment that you wanted to do it again sometime

-the prospect of ‘next time’ kept Tora grinning for the rest of the evening. next time for sure, he wouldn’t be so nervous. probably. at the very least, he wouldn’t fall on his ass again (but maybe he would if it made you laugh)

🐕ℳ𝒶𝓈𝒶🥡

-Masa was surprised that you would even say ‘yes’ to a first date, so he’s already considered this a win. now as for what he’s going to wear...well, he manages to find a white button up that isn’t totally wrinkled, and he asks Tatsu to iron some pants for him

-he had a bunch of ideas for your first date, like laser tag, Pokemon Go!, gaming, watching other people game, etc., which all sounded fun to you, but Tatsu suggested Masa take you to a movie showing at the nearby park

-he was late walking to your house, and you ran into him just as you were leaving. poor boy was already flustered at having overslept his evening nap, and seeing you all cute in your white dress almost made his brain combust. he was so flustered he could barely make conversation all the way to the park

-hoping it would give him something to do (talking usually got him in trouble), Masa bought you guys popcorn, slushies and two bags of candy, all of which was gone by the time you two made it to the front row

-Masa fought an old lady for a spot, but forgot to bring a blanket to sit on, so you ended up having to share a blanket with that same old lady. the og Godzilla was playing, full of action and drama, something you both geeked out to without shame

- “He’s like, so cool and stuff! Did you see when he went pshhhhh, and the water went pwahhhh?! That was awesome!”

-you guys (Masa) got shushed a lot

-Masa wondered if you were having as good a time as him, peeking over at you every few minutes to gauge your reaction. whenever you smiled or laughed, he would sneak a little closer on the blanket until your arms were touching; he wanted to coolly slide an arm around your shoulder, which the grouchy old lady incidentally caused by adjusting her position and nudging you right into Masa

-he was surprised at his success and did not move a muscle for the rest of the movie, even when his arm fell asleep. what was a numb arm compared to you leaning against him? (plus, he was used to having numb arms from all the weird positions he slept in)

-once the movie ended, you wanted to play Pokemon Go! on the walk home, a request Masa was more than happy to oblige--could dates get any better than this? he hoped you would say ‘yes’ next time he asked you out on a date (ofc you would)

- your first date ended with “Pikachu!!! How could you treat me like this?! Why?!” and “Hey Y/N? Could you spot me 100 yen so I can buy more pokeballs? I used all mine on that stupid Ninetails...”

🐉 🐅 🐕

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shooting-love-arrows · 6 months

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𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎'𝐬! 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 reacts to...cheater! reader

Request made by Anon:

Hi! I just read your post about yan 1950 house husband, it's amazing. Can you write his reaction if reader cheated on him? If you don't feel comfortable with this ask, feel free to ignore this. Remember to take care of yourself and have a nice day.

Hello to you too, dear Anon,

First of all, I must apologize but your request suddenly disappeared from my inbox! Thankfully, I have the content of your request saved in my google docs so I pasted it above.

Putting that aside, although this topic is sensitive to some, I am fine with writing about that.

I appreciate your words. It's very nice of you to think about little ol' me. I wish you a nice day too (even if it's not a daytime)!

Thank you and I hope to hear from you soon!

PAIRING: 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 x [CHEATER!] reader (gender not specified/mentioned/implied), your lovers genger isn't specified/mentioned/implied either. Don't be swayed by the curses used to describe them; Tw. cheating/indifelity from the reader, cursing, description of a m*urder, delusion (delulu is the solulu), emotional manipulation, gaslightning; A/N: As a person, I do not support this kind of behavior. This is only a piece of fiction, serving for entertaining purposes only.

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Denial. Denial. Denial. At first 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 doesn’t believe it. No, he refuses to do so. You’re the most faithful and perfect partner known to the human kind. Right then, he's desperately holding on to that image. But unfortunately, evidence says otherwise. A simple photo, sent to him by your lover, secretly taken by some photographer is clearly showing you and (that whore) your lover, in some hotel room, in an intimate position. It is clear that day that you have an affair.

“But what if my darling was forced to do this?”

That question sends him into a spiral of delusion, rage and sorrow. As a defence mechanism, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 made up a story where suddenly you were a victim in this whole situation. It was definitely your lover who has forced themselves on you. Probably blackmailed or worse, drugged you to have a taste of sweet love and burning passion you share while making love with him.

“My poor darling…” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 wailed, clenching his chest like someone was physically ripping away his still beating heart from it. Fat tears ran down his rosy cheeks, smudging his mascara and turning him into a crying mess. “I’ll avenge you, my darling. I won’t forgive what was done to you!”

He doesn’t even blink when he sends your lover into the pits of hell. There’s no hesitation when 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 plans this hideous crime, making sure every detail is taken care of. And so, it begins small, like creating false and disgusting rumors about your lover. Day by day, he patiently destroys your lover's life. Until the day when 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 poisons them through his signature pie and then proceeds to repeatedly stab your lover until no one is able to recognize them in the first place.

"YOU WENCH!" 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 roared at the person who happened to be your lover. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!" With every word he dove the sharp, kitchen knife deeper and harder into his victim's chest. "DIE!!" 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 yelled for the final time and knife one last time, straight in this whore heart. He was left alone in the empty and messy kitchen, covered in blood, panting and trying to catch his breath.

In the end, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 begins to gaslight you. Once again, with the patience of a saint, he began to manipulate you to believe that it was in fact your lover who was using you all this time. You were forced into this vile affair and you are a victim.

“My innocent darling, you mustn't think about it (them) anymore. I will make everything perfect once again.”

But isn’t it weird how he started wearing clothes that are scarily similar to those worn by your lover? Sniff…sniff…and those perfumes…

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wannaeatramyeon · 1 year

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Can you write one with a really innocent y/n and really possesive gun. It would be good if It's in yakuza world

Hi! Thanks for the ask. This is sort of.. Yakuza-adjacent but not really, I'm sorry! All I can think of is Way of the Househusband now. And it's sorta nice, Gun has his reasons for 'possessiveness'.

Gun Park x Reader: Red flag miscommunications

You have the wrong end of the stick

Gun is speechless, and it's not often he's speechless.

You had started to cry this evening about how he's a 'red flag' and your relationship isn't working out. All courtesy of talking to your friends, of course.

Gun knows he has his issues, he has been clear about it from the start and you were accepting of him. He has half a mind to tell you you aren't allowed to see your friends again, that's what they get for calling him possessive. But that would be punishing you, and he absolutely did not want to do that. Not outside the bedroom anyway.

Still. The more you talked, the more surprised Gun was with how naive you are, how wrong you have gotten this. Did you really think...? Did you actually have no idea...?

Fuck, his head is hurting. He takes a few deep breaths before tackling the last ten minutes head-on, deciphering your almost incoherent teary ramblings.

"Y/N. Who did you think those men are?"

"They said you ordered them to follow me in case I step out of line."

"Why do you think I check up on you all the time?"

"They said it's because you don't trust me."

"What's wrong with wanting to spend time together?"

"They said it's so you can always keep an eye on me."

Ok. Gun takes another deep breath. Maybe he really should have a word with your 'friends'.

"Y/N. First, those men are for your protection. They are your bodyguards. I have a lot of enemies from other Yakuza clans that followed me here, and from the crew business."

The statements hit you like a one-two. Oh. This does... this does make sense. You're feeling more and more foolish with every word.

"Second, I check up on you to make sure you are safe. I trust the men in my employment but I would prefer to hear from you myself."

Well, that's sorta sweet actually... Damn, you really are an idiot.

"And lastly, I want to spend time with you because-"

Gun stops here and grits his teeth, the frustration from tonight starting to show. He doesn't want to answer that. The fact that he prefers to spend time with you over conducting business or training pisses him off most days anyway. But what the hell is wrong with him wanting to be with you, it's the most normal thing about him.

Whatever.

There is almost something he forgets though. He just wants to check where your head is at.

"And what did you think about my tattoos?"

You sniffle, now more out of embarassment than anything, "I thought you got them done because they looked cool."

Gun gives you a wry smile, "Yes. They do look cool. They're not associated with my clan at all."

Ugh, you facepalm and seriously think about cutting off your friend for planting all these ideas in your head.

You have so much making up to do.

#i really dont know any yakuza stuff sorry #i tried a little research but all i could think about tatsu (househusband) and god i love him #reader only have one single braincell in this #and silly friends #lookism #lookism x reader #lookism headcanons #lookism hc #lookism fic #lookism webtoon #lookism manhwa #gun park #gun park x reader #park jonggun x reader #park jonggun #wannaeatramyeon

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