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incorrectplanet · 1 year
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takuto: i almost got surprise adopted yesterday!
keita: what?
hiroto: he almost got kidnapped.
keita: oh okay
keita: wait, wHAT
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chipsncookies · 4 months
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Two robot animes im currently watching haha 🚔 i think they should be friends 😊
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forever-a-dreamer · 1 year
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Finished reading Good Omens and then binged the show with my friend in less then a day. What am I supposed to do now??
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nwjws · 7 months
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who the hell is ni-ki ?! - riki's pr team
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; SYNOPSIS - school sucks. especially when everyone's avoiding you like the plague - all because you're the principal's daughter. so it comes as a surprise when a strip of paper falls out of your locker one day, with a corny pick up line written on it. now you only have one question on your mind: who the hell is nishimura riki?
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➼ NI-KI ! he's done a lot of unhinged things. from riding a motorcycle through the halls to fighting heeseung with a sword, it's a miracle he's still in school (or that he's evaded legal consequences). people often think of him as the 'problem student', and aren't surprised when they hear that he's got another trick up his sleeve.
➼ HEESEUNG ! a second year university student who's regretting his major choice, but is too far in to get out. despite their rough start, riki looks up to heeseung, and likes to update him about his life (read: what fun thing he's planning next)
➼ JAY ! part-time university student, full-time care-taker for riki. all jokes aside, he's decided to get a part-time job at hybe high school to help with his student fees (and to keep an eye on the boy).
➼ JAKE ! unlike the older two, he's flourishing in college. he does well in his studies and he has fun at parties (he sits in the corner and plays subway surfers on his phone). him and riki are like brothers, and is basically him - minus the crazy stuff.
➼ SUNGHOON ! just like jay, he's a a university student who works at hybe high when he's free. he and jay act as riki's parents, but he's more relaxed and unbothered than the older.
➼ SUNOO ! he's currently taking a gap year, thinking it would be a calm and relaxing year - free of school stress. to his surprise, college applications are just as stressful as going to school, and he wonders if he'll ever really escape it all. he and riki have the most siblingest non-sibling relationship ever.
➼ JUNGWON ! student council president of hybe high, he's got a lot on his own plate. he often turns a blind eye to riki's shenanigans, because it's quite funny. at the end of the day, all he wants is a djungelskog, please buy him a djungelskog, specifically the big bear. please. please buy him one.
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— LOSERS CLUB ; MASTERLIST ; PROLOGUE
; AUTHOR'S NOTE! i am projecting onto sunoo.
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fumifooms · 5 months
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Marchil crumbs part 3
Part 1 - Part 2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
Count of times canon reminds us that Chilchuck is very attracted to blondes: 3rd For context: this is the canon explanation for everyone's shapeshifters
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I can’t get over Chilchuck seeing Marcille like she has anime sparkles around her hair. How long have you stared at it. It’s like with the handsome Senshi where everyone is like "no this looks legit and absolutely like the real one" but her hair is shinier/prettier in the changeling than in the actual her
It drives me crazy that Marcille styles her hair every day for herself but little does she know she’s giving Chilchuck the show of his life, daily arranging his favorite thing aka blonde hair into different unique ornate hairstyles. Not that he cares about the details but ohh my god.
It makes sense that Chil would be the first one to notice her hair being all loose and messy then. He’s bothered by seeing her like this and wants her to tie it up again, and is even more unsetled and shocked when she says she doesn’t want to anymore. Though he also recovers from the shock quicker than Laios and takes charge of the situation. HE NOTICED. HE CARESSSS. IT BUGS HIM
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^ That is what you call a character arc, of becoming attached to her hair lmfaoo(more like to Marcille and her habits). Or lying. "Man I sure wish she'd shave her hair I'd be less distracted on the job. Her golden majestic hair is so blinding with how shiny and sparkly it is ugh" /j
He chose to do a portrait teehee <3
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Chilchuck defending her honor even under mind control that makes them honest zombies
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Marcille out there defending his VIRTUE. It’s not just that he didn’t commit infidelity, he HAS A PURE HEART!! Honestly, assigned virtuous by a bicorn would so be the type of novel shenanigan that Marcille would hella romanticize. Which we do see her do lmao but <3
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They're so funny together in the golden kingdom chapters. First of all, sitting in front of each other at the table? Nice. Second, them being on the same wavelength all throughout lmao.
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Them. Sharing the same numerous braincells, nodding together and making good use of it to make good decisions for the party. Valuing their noses
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Also can we apreciate that they like, can talk together. Communicate and debate. Even under tougher situations or more sensitive topics. Shit this would have been a good place to put the pages when Marcille was dungeon lord... But they're lined up for part 4 and part 3 is already full with pics... You guys have no idea how much Tetris I'm doing for these marchil crumbs posts
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I wanna do a full compilation of every time he laughs at her but in the meantime have this small imperfect collection as well as this reddit comp. I swear she's the person/thing that makes him laugh and smile the most. Besides alcohol maybe
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The gang and Chilchuck both knowing her well and not at all lol. Gotta love Chilchuck's confidence about knowing her favorite meal, and him remembering the bare minimum that even Laios hasn't lol
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Marcille infesting his life to the point that, quote, "her delusions" are even part of his adventurer’s bible life timeline. The only picture in fact, in the streamlined canon reference to Chilchuck's life. "Hey is Marcille imagining herself as an halfling and Chil's wife with a mini Chilchuck baby Chilchuck's canon family appearances" canon: well no but actually yes /j
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Chil at her bedside <3
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Looking out for each other comp Yes thank you Chil captain obvious (he's trying his best and doesn't want to die let's not be mean c'mon). But like you know with that whole scene of the mad sorcerer attacking, for Chil it must have been the most terrifying thing ever. Ancient magic?? By an elf, targeting them with murderous intent?? With only an elf with also ancient magic to keep them safe attack by attack in the nick of time?? His biggest nightmare. I'm also reminded of when Chil talks with Leed about how "our magician held under the mad sorcerer's attack" all fond and 'I am so relieved I can trust her with my life' and Leed is like "That silly looking elf?!" and Chil was like "Yeah she's silly. At least she's strong tho." I'm getting carried away but yes this scene was relationship-defining in some ways
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But they keep each other in check too
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She was trying to make conversation and sharing her interests aw Chil come on
They're sooo domestic. "Chil are we there yet" "Marcille I swear to god if you ask me that one more time-". Also second time through the manga that Marcille squishes Chil against the ground/wall.
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Get squeezed idiot
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Part 4 is here!
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wannaeatramyeon · 1 year
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Jake Kim x Reader: Betting on love
Big Deal's gambling arc 2.0 but make it fun
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It was Jason that noticed the longing looks, Brad that cringed at Jake's increasingly corny lines, and Lineman that started the bets.
It was also Jerry who caught Lineman trying to solicit money from the other members of the crew.
"What's that?" Jerry looks down at Lineman, trying and failing to hide some paper behind his back.
"Morning Jerry! Weather's nice today, huh? May I say your bald head is looking gloriously shiny-"
Cobra-quick, Jerry swipes the sheets, eyes scanning over the page, one hand holding a flailing Lineman back.
Jerry furrows his brows at the list of dates, names and figures before him. Everyone is betting on when Y/N and Jake would get together?
He considers this.
"50,000 won. Put me down for 2 weeks time."
Listen, it didn't have to come to this. If you and Jake could stop pussyfooting around one another and make the whole of Big Deal feel less like a third wheel, that would have been preferable.
But you couldn't, and they might as well make a quick buck out of it.
Jake, shrewd and clever, would have usually noticed the escalating amount of shenanigans if he wasn't too busy following you around with heart eyes.
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It begins with a book of pick-up lines left on Jake's desk.
(This reeks of Jason's handiwork, trying to work things to his advantage but thinking he could take the high road by being subtle.)
Jake's brows knit together as he flicks through the pages. Huh, some of this stuff is pretty good. A bit cliched but...
Like a puppy, Jake bounds over to you the next morning, greeting you with his usual cheesy grin. His arm comes round your shoulder, and you feel the heat of him like a brand.
You wonder if today is finally the day he asks you out. You're not dense, you know you're practically attached at the hip. Jake's flirting is obvious, your flirting is obvious. (The collective groan from Big Deal can be heard for miles.)
Instead,
"Hey Y/N! So God Dog, Hostel and Workers walk into a Big Deal bar-"
(The collective groan gets louder. Jason is the loudest.)
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"Lovers' lunch offer?"
With pockets full of lint, you and Jake are never one to turn down a deal.
(Brad knows this too. Big Deal allowances are not generous. He has arranged this especially and feels like a goddamn mastermind.)
Lovers? Well it's certainly not an unwelcome thought. Jake sneaks a glance at you as you peer into the store window. He knows you like the back of his hand, he knows how well you would both fit. But the jump from friends to lovers seems gargantuan and completely terrifying.
"Come on!" You grip his wrist, dragging him in and breaking him out of his reverie.
Candles? Tablecloth? Friggin rose petals?
"They're really going all out here," Jake comments, smoothing down his shirt. It's just another place on Big Deal street, yet he feels oddly giddy. Fidgety. Like he wants to reach out and clasp your hand between his.
You raise your eyebrow in amusement at Jake's odd demeanour before examining the menu.
It's all prepackaged ramen.
Which, you guess is fine. If it's cheap.
...You gawk at the cost.
There is zero percent, absolutely no chance in hell, you are paying these prices. Did the owner think people were idiots? The markup is astronomical.
"This place sucks." you say, standing to leave.
"It does suck," Jake agrees and joining you, having seen the prices for himself.
Later that night:
"Brad, you idiot!"
"Fuck you Lua, you know I can't cook. You want me to serve them some burnt turd instead?"
"Then why the hell did you overcharge them so much?"
"You think candles and rose petals are FREE?"
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"Who's been littering here?"
Jake frowns at the spread before him. Usually everyone knows to leave the street in a good condition, but sometimes stray teenagers still linger around and try to make the most of the pier and the ocean.
Lovers and troublemakers. Jerry does a good job of scaring them off.
It all looks a bit too organised to be litter. "I think they just left their stuff," you remark.
Crouching down and looking into the wicker basket, Jake sees everything still pristinely wrapped. It does look organised. Very fancy too. Some cheeses, unopened wine, a whole goddamn baguette. Whoever left this here must have gone in a hurry.
You squat down besides him, "Huh, all these things look untouched."
He recognises the look you give the food. He's seen you look at him like that sometimes too.
Either way, just because Jake is strapped for cash doesn't mean he doesn't have his dignity. He's not eating or letting you eat someone's trash that's been sitting out in the sun for god knows how long.
"Y/N," Jake pulls you away as you start to pout, "We're not eating that, that's pretty gross."
Upon seeing the Big Deal Leader bin all his precious food and ruin his meticulously set up picnic, Lineman cries on Lua's shoulder.
"That food was expensive as shit," he wails, "That's my whole week's allowance!"
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You don't get to be Big Deal's No.2 without being able to pull a few strings.
It would send most people on a power trip, Jerry isn't most people. He's kind and patient and fair. So what he usually asks, he usually gets.
If he wants the Big Deal street to be empty and like a ghost town, it will be done.
You spot a tumbleweed, "Jake? Where's everyone?"
"Beats me."
Jake scrolls through his phone, just in case there was an event he's currently missing. Nope, nothing, nada.
"Y/N. I was thinking the other night... how would you rather die?" Listening round the corner, Jerry feels like he might die on the spot. With his limited experience, even he knows this topic is a romance killer, "I thought drowning might be peaceful but the water in my lungs..."
"Jumping to your death might be fun?" You tap your chin thoughtfully, "It needs to be super high up though-"
And if Jerry wants the Big Deal street to be crowded and absolutely rammed, then so be it.
"Is there a festival or something?" you ask.
Jake scrolls through his phone again, just in case there was a festival he's currently missing. Nope, nothing, nada.
Jerry watches from a nearby building, feeling like an all powerful puppetmaster.
Ok, so his initial idea of giving you two privacy was a bust. Now he has pivoted to forcing closeness.
You would get jostled about with lots of accidental touching, leaving both of you a blushing mess. Maybe someone would trip you up, and Jake would catch you in his arms. He would gaze down at you, the spark between you-
"EVERYONE!" Jake's voice drifts up to him, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT'S SO BUSY. BUT IF YOU BUMP INTO Y/N AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU. GOT IT?"
A chorus of "Yes, sir!"
Lua watches it all unfolding next to Jerry. "Cheer up Jerry. It was a pretty shitty plan, to be fair."
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For the day Lua bet on, she was blessed with divine intervention.
The heavens parted and rain descended, catching you both stranded in the downpour. Doesn't every romance have a kiss in the rain?
You shiver in your t-shirt, arms hugging yourself. "Jake, take off your coat for us to use as an umbrella!"
With strength even Jake didn't know he possessed, he does not look at you. He cannot. The shower has started to soak through your top, making it almost transparent and baring your- Jake gulps.
He would be lying if he said he never imagined you and your body (almost every night, though that's completely besides the point). This though? This is indecent. Like he is taking advantage of the moment.
Jake starts to shrug off his own coat, deciding to let himself get soaked and to preserve your modesty until -
Look, Jake knows he has a great body. He keeps himself in excellent shape. Girls swoon over him, guys swoon over him, and don't think he didn't notice how your eyes rove over his chest and abs and tattoos. You thought you were being discreet? Discreet, his ass. And speaking of ass, he's seen you checking that out too.
But the thought of now revealing his body to you. Knowing that his shirt will be soaked through, and you will both be standing like you're topless. Not because he's been training, not because it's an unusually hot day, not because of some other shit.
This. This is unfairly intimate. Like it's the start of something. Something that leads to other things.
An extremely alien feeling of self-consciousness and demureness hits Jake. Is this what it feels like to be shy?
He want this. He would love this. Yet it feels like a first-time of sorts with you, and it really deserves more prestige than this situation allows.
Jake chooses to run off instead, taking his jacket with him.
"Come on Y/N! Let's just run home," he shouts back.
Hmph, you think, soaked to the bone and chasing after him. Chivalry is dead.
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Big Deal is not without its problems.
And one of the big fucking huge problem is that everyone is a gangster, or at least a gangster in training.
Sugarcoat it all you want, sure there is passion involved and you're protecting the street. Typical dangers still lurk. It's a fact.
With trembling hands, you apply the bandage Jake around his chest. Round and round it goes, until the stitches and wound are completely hidden.
It's not the first time you've done this, and it won't be the last. You know what being in Big Deal means.
Nevertheless, it upsets you every time.
"Shh, Y/N. Don't be like that," Calloused fingers come up to wipe the tears from your cheeks. You didn't even realise you were crying.
"You should be so lucky," Jake's ever comforting smile comes into focus, "Getting your hands all over me."
Your laugh is wet, but you do laugh. Jake always makes you laugh.
And then you reach out, pressing your hand to his heart, feeling it thrum beneath your fingers, the thump-thump-thump calming your own nerves. Needing to feel Jake's own beat to ground you.
You're always the first port of call when Jake gets into trouble, somewhere along the way it just happened. And every time without fail,, your stomach drops and you feel sick as you sprint towards his side.
Jake places his hand over yours, "Thanks for always being there for me."
As you peer up at him from beneath your wet lashes, he thinks about what it means to regret something.
In his brief years of being alive, there are already many. But if he didn't do this, it might be the biggest regret of them all.
With his other hand, Jake tilts your face towards him. He doesn't notice the tear tracks on your cheeks, or the slight quiver of your lips.
All he can see is the love in your eyes, certain that it reflects his own.
Jake presses his lips to yours, and you can feel his smile.
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" YEONHUI!" Sinu bursts in, almost knocking the door off its hinge in his excitement, "Jake and Y/N finally got together!"
"Huh?" Yeonhui tilts her head at this development, "I thought Jake was injured?"
"Whatever," Sinu flaps his hand in dismissal, "He's fine."
"So those brats made the jump huh? At least it didn't take them ten years."
"Yeonhui..." Sinu whines, curling himself round her back and smooching her cheek, "You still going on about that?"
"Hmph."
"At least we won the bet. I'll treat you out to dinner?"
"You better, we still have ten years of dinners to make up for!"
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shentheauthor · 1 year
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These are not cringe at all! But uh... headcanons on what would make the Harbingers laugh? 👀
Ty ty lol… I have a habit of thinking x reader requests are cringe even tho I like writing them sometimes
Anyway, harbingers laughing hours!
Pierro:
This man knows no joy, only pain /j
Fr tho, I think he would laugh at the harbingers doing insane shit
On the rare occasion when he isn’t completely done with their shit
One time Pierro snorted at Childe getting a glass of wine thrown at him, and nobody believed him when he tried to tell them
Usually this man is a stone wall of unflinching apathy in the face of humor tho
Capitano:
Hear me out— dirty jokes
This man is a soldier. He may be a very serious person, but he will chuckle at a dirty joke. Any group of people in close quarters will start making horrible dirty jokes
One time he giggled at a cucumber bc it reminded him of something a trainee said when they thought he wasn’t listening
I won’t go further bc this is a sfw blog, but you get the idea
Dottore:
If you’ve read the webtoon, you know this man will literally just giggle spontaneously
At absolutely nothing
He will laugh at other people in pain too
An assistant fell down the stairs, and he just laughed for ten minutes instead of helping
Yes this does include the older dottores
They all have the same sense of humor
He also finds Scaramouche’s insults hilarious
Hehehohoaha man
Columbina:
Honestly she would laugh more at people attempting to tell jokes than the joke itself
She finds it amusing that people find it funny
Like if Dottore is laughing at Childe, she will laugh at Dottore
It’s impossible to get her to do anything more than a soft giggle or a chuckle, tho
Don’t even try, it won’t happen /hj
Arlecchino:
Step 1 to get her to laugh: be Childe
Step 2: get hurt
Step 3: profit
She’s another one who laughs at the pain of others
If she isn’t rolling her eyes
She finds complaining annoying, but she will absolutely laugh when bones break and recruits cry
These people are all horrible people lmfao
Pulcinella:
Finally, someone wholesome
He will laugh at kids getting up to shenanigans
So like, Childe’s siblings putting on a little kid show
He will laugh and clap along
Me inserting my papanella hcs into everything I do lmfao
Basically this man likes kids, so he finds their silly shenanigans funny
Scaramouche:
Another who likes the pain and suffering of others
Especially if the others are yae, Dottore, and ei
His voice line about Kazuha is just him losing it over that man blocking Ei’s sword
He also finds mortals in general amusing
As long as they don’t bother him
He’ll laugh at someone offering him food, like a jackass
Evil little man. Absolutely horrible (affectionate)
Sandrone:
A genuine laugh is hard to get out of her
She’ll chuckle if someone has the balls to touch one of her dolls
And then she’ll kill that person
Very bold of that person to assume she would be ok with that
Basically she laughs at the sheer audacity of people
Signora:
Another one that’s hard to get to laugh
But she will give an amused “hm” if one of her subordinates is confused or upset
Like Childe lmao
She thinks him being angry is hilarious
Also, if venti ever gets hurt, and she finds out, she will cackle
The only time she will ever belly laugh lmao
Pantalone:
Most of his laughter is fake
But the jokes he actually does like are, shockingly, ones with puns
You can’t tell me he doesn’t enjoy wordplay
Also he tends to laugh with other people. You know how some people have contagious laughs? Pantalone catches laughter like it’s a disease
So basically, if someone else is laughing, you bet he’s holding back giggles behind that smile
This is especially bad if it’s someone like Dottore or Tartaglia
He will cry laugh if they’re having a fun time
Also dark humor
Tartaglia:
Dirty jokes, puns, physical comedy
Dark jokes too
He makes REALLY dark jokes, and will laugh at them himself
The kinds of dark jokes that make people suggest you go to therapy
It’s his way of coping
He isn’t actually a sadist, contrary to popular belief, but he sure will laugh at his coworkers in pain
Unless it’s the top 3 harbingers
He prays for the day Signora trips or even bumps into a table so he can lose his absolute mind
He’s also similar to pulcinella, finding kids amusing
He also laughs during battle. It’s kinda terrifying Kskgkbkdkgkelvkkegm
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liliumsabyss · 1 year
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Gold, Silver, and Hay
FEM DNI, I SWEAR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
Jason Todd(DC) x Male Reader
Word Count: 2.699k
Tw: Fluff to Heavy Angst, Unedited, Mention of Overdoes(Jasons Mother), Parental Abandonment, Death, Swearing, Childhood love like growing up with each other but having feelings for each other since childhood, brief suggestions of homophobia/internalized homophobia, violence, Blood, just general DC stuff so readers discretion is advised
(A/N: I will probably do the same lines for some of the other top characters in the poll above but they will all be different stories and Thank you for Reading :D)
“ Hi! I'm Jason! Jason Todd!
“ Hi Jason, Im (Y/n), (Y/n) (L/n)”
Who knew that two seven year olds growing up in crime alley of Gotham would become inseparable after those two lines? The two boys quickly became good friends after meeting and learning on relying on one another rather than their parents, Jason who hated his crook of a father for abandoning him and his mother and (Y/n) who hated his mother after abandoning him and his father chasing after some old rich man to become his trophy wife dream, the pair was practically perfect for one another.  And soon seven turned to ten and that's when they became closer and closer and neither could quite explain their closeness but it was there and both were very fond of it. The raven haired male quickly became enamored with the other even if they were only seven he would turn flustered at the others close contact and the same could be said about the (h/c) haired males as well he would become bashful at Jason's affection for him. One day after the two had finished their regular shenanigans they were sitting in an alley on crates panting.
“ Hey (Y/n) what do you think of marriage?” Jason asked randomly, confusing the other at the question.
“ Um I think it would be nice with the right person I guess,” (Y/n) started shrugging his shoulders before continuing “ Why are you asking?”
“ Would you marry another boy…?” Jason asked as his voice got quieter at the end biting his lip and picking at the skin around his nails nervously. When he said that the (h/c) haired male took a sharp breath holding it tightly as if everything would come crashing down. Had Jason really found out the secret he had held so close to his chest for so long?
“ J-Jason, why are you asking me this?” (Y/n) said his voice trembling in anxiety as he asked the other refusing to look at his Jason just continued to pick and pick at his nails holding his breath.
“ Would you marry me someday…?” Jason asked, also trembling, Why did he do this? What if the other hated him for this? What if he never speaks with me again? His thoughts started spiraling but he had brought this upon himself he must see it out yet he refused to look at the other keeping his head down strands of hair slightly covering his face. 
“ Of course I would.” (Y/n) chuckled letting his breath go overjoyed and amused by the situation. Jason peered up hopeful eyes shimmering on the verge of tears as the (h/c) haired male stood up walking towards him putting his hands on his cheeks.
“ I promise the next time I ask it will be with gold,” Jason said, holding the others hands on his cheeks “ Man I've been wanting this since I met you!”
“ Jason we were only seven and slow down we are ten we still have a ways to go.” (Y/n) said laughing bashfully at the others outburst of affection and enamorment.
“ Ok and?”
The two laughed and hugged clinging onto each other that was only the start of their enamorment for one another. However things soon became complicated Jason's mother overdosed and he was only left with (Y/n) whom he of course cared for but it did still cause pain. Yet through all his pain the (h/c) haired male was patient and remained by his side which the raven haired male would always appreciate. But Jason started to strip cars for parts like his mother and in doing so put himself in danger he refused to tell the others out of some fear he couldn’t quite place. Jason was one night looking for another car when he spotted a sleek black car and stole a tire from it trying to go back for the other tires he had been caught by Batman. Soon one thing led to the next and Jason was adopted by Bruce Wayne which he had learned to be Batman. That made things complicated between (Y/n) and Jason, Jason got to live in a shiny new house in the upper parts of Gotham while (Y/n) was left in crime alley with a father who worked consecutive 16 hour shifts as a nurse in the local emergency room and was never home no matter how great of a father he was it took a toll on the boy. The boy was of course thrilled for Jason but it didn’t stop the void of Jason's frequent appearance to now be limited. The two boys tried to keep their contact up they definitely didn’t fail but it was exactly the best until Jason became the new robin which happened pretty quickly. When Jason would patrol crime alley he would take at least several hours at the end of his patrol to spend time with the (h/c) haired male. While it was quite late (Y/n) was just thrilled to spend time with the other. 
Their relationship only grew stronger and stronger until it stopped. Jason was killed by the Joker and the pain that (Y/n) felt was unimaginable, it felt like he was torn up from the inside out,  How could he just die? How could the person he cared for just stop being there? Why did this happen to Jason? But before he could even fully grieve Jason was back his Jason was back his Jason Todd was back but he wasn’t his Jason he was not the same Jason while angry at so many was also joyful to just as many this Jason was cold and shattered, cynical. (Y/n) couldn’t blame him but his heart crackled into a thousand pieces finding out what he went through. Yet he stayed by his side through it all and while neither were quite the same when they were younger they loved each other all the same. Then before they knew it they turned eighteen and Jason got the fuck away from that house from the man who had just replaced him and from the same man who had brought his killer back from the dead even if it was for the sake of his older brothers conscious. The (h/c) haired male soon after moved in with him while their place wasn’t exactly in the high end of Gotham it certainly wasn’t crime alley. The two were happy in their safe little space away from Bruce, away from the Joker, away from Black Mask, away from crime alley, away from everyone, a space where they could just be together. 
Jason still thirsted for the same feeling he got as Robin so he became Red Hood waging a war on his enemy Black Mask it was one of the easiest decisions he had made in his life after loving the (h/c) haired male. However he thought he would keep it a secret from the other which didn’t exactly work out as he had planned. One night as he attempted to sneak back in from the window from the fire escape only to notice that the light had been on and on the couch (Y/n) had been curled up in the corner covered in a fuzzy blanket with red bats on it and had been reading his course book very casually.
“ Hello Jason” (Y/n) said, folding his arms, setting his book on the armrest looking at the other inquisitorial. 
“ Hey love,” Jason said, chuckling nervously, rocking back and forth on the ball of his feet in front of the open window.
“ So what were you doing out in the middle of the night?” The other continued looking expectantly.
“ I was taking a walk?” The raven haired male replied, shrugging not exactly lying but not exactly telling the truth.
“ In spandex and a leather suit? I don’t think so.” 
“ Look I’m sorry I just didn’t want to make you worried.” Jason started walking towards the other male.
“ I would worry either way. I worry about you everyday because I love you but if you need to do this I won’t stop you but at least let me help with that.” (Y/n) said pointing at the scrapes and bruises that littered his torn up suit that Jason didn’t even notice. 
(Y/n) got up and led Jason to the sofa before leaving to go to their bathroom rummaging around grabbing the first aid kit bringing it back to the main room leaning down in front of Jason about to touch him but looking up for the others consent first Jason nodded quickly before (Y/n) went hard to work cleaning and bandage cut and scrapes and feather touches drag against bruises to check for breaks. After the couple went to their bedroom cuddling in their shared bed the (h/c) haired male twiddled with the two white streaks of hair the raven male had. This was the first of many nights like that however one night was different Jason felt the imprint of the ring in his jacket pocket and before he knew it he was getting onto the ground with the other, (Y/n) looking quite confused. Jason crouched on one knee at the same level as the other fumbling around trying to get his hand into his pocket, quite embarrassed at his lack of smoothness the other just staring at him peculiarly.
“ (Y/n) I have loved you since we were seven you have never left my side and while it's silver not gold will you still marry me?” Jason said his voice wobbling as his fingers shook holding the gleaming silver ring in the silence of their living room (Y/n) in shock before a wide smile graced his face, his eyes bending into crescent moons.
“ Absolutely Yes! I love you so much Jason.” (Y/n) practically shouted, throwing his arms around the raven male's shoulders pushing him accidentally to the floor both smiling wide Jason leaning upward to kiss the other, the other reciprocating deeply. In their small safe space, safe from everyone else only love radiated and that was enough for the two of them it was enough. 
But nothing good can last forever and with Jason it was only inevitable for something to go wrong. Jason was out on patrol like normal however this time he had gotten a lead on Black Mask having some sort of base in an old abandoned warehouse which certainly seemed strange considering the villains flair for dramatics yet he had arrived at the warehouse walking in cautiously having his pair of pistols at the ready. The industrial lighting flooded the room when he stepped in but no one was in sight. Jason approached the center of the room only to notice the large black screen on the wall which flickered on only to show what appeared to be a video of Black Mask his empty eyes staring into Jasons soul through the screen.
“ Hello Red Hood I’ve noticed that you have started to take more and more of what's mine,” he had started with an annoyed tone dressing his hands on the desk in front of him “ So I’ve decided to take something of yours.”
The sentence made Jason's heart freeze No they couldn’t be talking about you could they Jason thought to himself.
“ You see we quickly figured out about your so called lover or I guess now fiance I should say which by the way congrats,” Black Mask said amused chuckling to himself his eyes sharp with malice “ However you should invite me to the wedding but I guess there will be no wedding when my men are done with him. Oh well I guess make that invite to the funeral.”
Jasons breath collapsed as he turned and sprinted he couldn’t hear anything else except his heart pounding matching his feet’s sprint through Gotham the cold night air whipped his face, his lungs burned, but he couldn’t feel anything except the overflowing amount of fear gush through his body his mind and heart screaming at him to go faster. The little light of their apartment shined dimly but shined in comparison to all the other darkened windows of the building. Jason reached the fire escape practically hurling himself up the ladder then the stairs trying to get to their window. When he arrived the window had but shut to his first relief but when he climbed through his heart plummeted the room had been absolutely trashed their dinner table broken, vases smashed, drawers and cabinets open but what scared him the most was the dark pools of red that seeped around the downturned unmoving (h/c) haired male. Jason rushed to his fiance's side without a single though except He must be alive. The raven male turned the other over gently but at a speedy pace. Jason could only feel his heart squeeze into an inexplicable amount of pain as he saw the huge gash across the others stomach practically gutting him. Just when Jason though he couldn’t possibly be in more pain, (y/n)’s eyes squinted open.
“ Ja-Jay” He said Jason's heart was absolutely shattered at the nickname he only called him when scared. Jason took (Y/n)s hands clinging onto them for dear life guiding them up to his face.
“ I-I'm here, I'm right here. You see I’m right here.” Jason said his voice worboling as he tried not to cry but only to feel little beads escaping from his eyes his lip quivering.
“ Jay, Jay, I'm scared-“ The (h/c) haired male started frantically only to be cut off with a cough that surged his whole body up red colored fluid came up which Jason very well knew was blood but refused to believe it instead rubbing the back of his hands.
“ Hey, Hey, it’s gonna be alright we're gonna see the venu tomorrow and we're gonna go pick out our outfits Roy and Dick are gonna make sure we don’t pick out the same thing and then soon we will be at our wedding, the demon spawn will bring us our rings and Tim will be the Dj and your going to walk down the aisle and look stunning and I will probably cry like a baby because I will be getting to marry the man I’ve loved since I was seven and we will get our happy ending the ending you deserve.” Jason said frantically trying to hold in his sobs holding his fiance closer on his lap.
“ Hmm that sounds very nice… You deserve a happy ending Jason, I’m sorry.” The (h/c) haired male said humming trying to look Jason in the eyes as best as he could with his blackening vision. Jason however broke out into full sobs. He should have known that this would happen yet he tried to ignore it and now he couldn’t do anything about it. He should have given his love so much more than he had yet it was too late but one promise in particular burned in his mind.
“ I promised you gold but all I’ve given you is silver.” The raven hair male choked no longer holding back his sobs as he grasped at (Y/n)’s hands.
“ And I would be fine with hay.” (Y/n) spoke gently, smiling up at Jason, his already squinted eyes staring to close even more.
“ I love you Jason…” The voice drifted off eyes closing hands falling limp, his skin growing cold, his head lulling back, his chest freezing, his heart stopping and his smile becoming a neutral expression. Thats when the dam broke open for Jason a flood of anger, regret, sparrow, vengeance and anguish poured through him. He rocked back and forth with his love in his arms not caring about the blood in their little safe space that had been violated, turned into a crime scene, and a reminder of an unfulfilled promise and a shattered dream. He leaned in kissing his loves forehead and whispered.
“ I love you too. And in another life I swear I will give you gold.”
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thehollowwriter · 21 days
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Finn is canon. Prove me wrong.
● What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?
● What would be the "incorrect but wildly popular" interpretation of your character in fandom?
● What is the quote between your character and their love interests that their fans would latch onto?
All of these for Finn (even though he's already canon trust 🙏)
Omg I thought this ask was lost 😭
I cannot prove you wrong because Finn stays out of so many shenanigans you won't see him in game aside from books 3 and 4 anyway/j
● What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?
I think I answered this but I'm gonna answer again. Finn doesn't have a huge impact, but he's an additional threat during chapter 3 because of how he attacks Yuu and Co after Azul's overblot.
In Chapter 4, he is very distrusting of Jamil and keeps insisting they all go back to Octavinelle and let Scarabia deal with their own problems. He has this sense that something will go wrong.
He's very against the plan to pretend Jamil's confession was livestreamed and is pretty pissed when they go through with it anyways. When they get yeeted, he has a very "I told you so, idiots" attitude, even towards the trio. I like the idea of him attempting a teleport spell with abyssal magic, and then telling everyone afterwards he had never used it before and was glad they didn't end up stranded somewhere random XD. He's much more vocal with his opinions in general after chapter 3
He doesn't really change much tbh
● What would be the "incorrect but wildly popular" interpretation of your character in fandom?
There are so many possibilities for this 😭 innocent little baby, selfish greedy bf that's just using Azul, just a monster with no morals at all who'll kill everyone, etc.
I'm very happy with how complex Finn has turned out to be, but unfortunately if he were canon he'd be narrowed down to some specific character traits. The fact that he's plus sized makes it worse 😭 I know some people will make him obsessed with nothing but food
● What is the quote between your character and their love interests that their fans would latch onto?
Umm... I don't know? I'm not good at this sort of thing fjrktr. Finn is very protective of them, so probably a "I won't let them get hurt" type line during the Halloween events or Chapter 3 or 4?
Tagging: @elenauaurs @distant-velleity @krenenbaker @the-banana-0verlord @kitwasnothere @boopshoops @cyanide-latte @cynthinesia @jovieinramshackle
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retrobr · 1 month
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Lazytown Shenanigans pt. 2
So this time I've watched two episodes in a row: "Sportacus Saves the Toys" and "The Lazy Cup." I can't say that I liked both of the episodes, but they weren't bad either lmaoo. And, well, I think I liked the "Sportacus Saves the Toys" episode more than "The Lazy Cup"
So,
"Sportacus Saves the Toys."
In the first of the above-mentioned episodes, there were – holy moly – some new locations, even despite the fact that they weren't shown for too long. I liked that China and France looked somewhat identical to Lazytown, like they looked funky and colorful as well as Lazytown, u know
This episode made me feel a little bad for Ziggy tbh. I mean, Ziggy is one of my favorite characters; he has a very sweet (badum-tss) and kind personality. I live for this kind of character who is mostly cheerful and happy about everything in their life. And this episode was one of those in which someone ruined his mood, so that made me feel sad. I am sad /ref
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And it was Stingy and Stephanie again who did that, just like in the "Ziggy's Alien" episode. Bruh why are they doing that to my boy :(
OH AND ZIGGY'S AND SPORTACUS' "FAMILY BONDING." I fucking adore their interaction, and I fucking love when Sportacus tries to cheer Ziggy up. I just can't do it anymore why are they so adorable 🥺 But then Stingy and Stephanie (mostly Stingy. All the blame is on him /j) ruined his happy mood once again. DAMN WHY JUST WHY ARRERGH-
A few words about Stingy. My God, he can't even play peacefully without proving that things belong to him. BRO UM JUST PLAY NORMALLY, GODDAMMIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? Holy chimichangas, he even took all the sunscreen for himself, what the hell, seriously.... I just despise him at this point, but I can't help myself. He's just annoying.
Anyways. Milford and Bessie were adorable, as always. Can't help but smile like a dork when I see them interacting 🥺
And for goodness sake let Robbie rest and eep!! I can't say that much about him because, well, he was acting silly again as always, so yeah. But the machine that he built was a TOTAL MONSTROSITY. I would've shit myself if I saw that thing walking towards me omg 😭 /hj
And, finally, the "grab my hand" line. Nothing much to say because I'm shaking fiercely like a small pathetic chihuahua..... these dorks are going to be the end for me fr.
"The Lazy Cup."
Well, um, that was something I guess 😭 I don't even know what to say about this episode, except for some small things.
The Sportacus' "ball" shout from the very beginning set the mood for the whole episode, I tell you guys. (/j) I mean that was just very sudden, I just turned on the episode, and the very first thing I heard was "BOAHL" 😭
Won't say anything about Bessie and Milford again because I told about them earlier; they're just cute, like a married but not actually married old couple. Good for them
And speaking about old couples and stuff. There's no doubt to me from this point that Robbie is fucking obsessed with Sportadork. I mean, bro says that he hates him but at the same time HAS A GODDAMN MANNEQUIN OF HIM; bro says "ooohhh noo not him again" and still continues to watch him. Like dude, my dear, calm down 😔
But whatever. Robbie's disguise was pretty nice, I should say; I think his name was Sergio?? I honestly don't remember, but I think it's one of my favorite disguises of his.
And I would like to say that Robbie's team was SO FUCKING ODD I JUST UGH?? 😭 BRO GATHERED THE MOST CRINGE GUYS THAT HE HAS I SWEAR. And like, how did it even work? Did he just bring his own disguises to life? I don't know maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know that his disguise machine could do things like that
Finally, Stingy again. In this episode he actually did something nice – in other words, he helped Stephanie. Ok bud, that was a good act of yours 🙄
Well, I guess that's all.. It turned out to be a little longer than I expected, so I want to thank you if someone read this to the end :]
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ithseem · 7 months
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Hijabi MC Shenanigans+Headcanons in Saligia
Guy
Guy: *tries to kiss MC in the beginning*
MC, punching him: NO KISSING
Toa
Toa: This has absolutely no alcohol content. Have you ever HAD wine before?
MC: No, nor do I ever plan to because my religion STRICTLY FORBIDS EVEN GOING NEAR THE STUFF
Toa:
Fenn
MC be dodging his advances like a Bollywood action movie protagonist
Roy
MC: At least I can have some semblance of normalcy
Lynt
Lynt tryna use her as a pillow, but she politely declines, since her religion forbids her from coming into contact with men
Other Things That May or May Not Have Happened
MC draping her duvet over her head as a makeshift hijab when unexpected visitors come
MC gets caught washing her feet in the sink for wudhu
MC feeling incredibly disoriented bc she has no idea which way the Qiblah (the direction of the Kabah in Mecca) is, so offering prayer is a nightmare and a half
MC lowkey upset bc the Quran does not exist in Saligia (iirc). And Lou wishes he could help
Rio and Thoma getting worried about MC during Ramadhan (whenever that is. It's super stressful not knowing when the Islamic calendar lines up with the calendar here) bc she's going from dawn till dusk without food or drink for a month
MC happily answering her friends' questions about her religion (they are genuinely curious)
MC's S-Rank friends apologizing for what they did in the first few chapters (I cannot be certain if they fully understand the true ramifications of what they've done, but they feel bad regardless, since they don't like to see MC upset)
Lance would be genuinely curious about her religion also and try to make a safe space for her (Lance doesn't discriminate, a person in need of a safe space is a person in need of a safe space)
Sherry and Violet go shopping with MC often and they often find some really cute and modest clothes for her
J*sper is normal in this AU, so he actually respects her religion
Tino freaks out and profusely apologizes whenever he accidentally makes something haram to eat for her. Knight would also do the same
Grayson wondering why she only eats fruits and vegetables here, and she tell him that she is not sure if the meats are halal, and she does not want to take any chances and accidentally eat something haram
to all the hijabi CoD players, I write this for you
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anniebear-92 · 1 year
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Paw Prints
Am I back quicker than the last time? Why Yes, Yes I am :)
Here comes another part and I'm gonna be honest. I'm enjoying this story and I think I might stretch it into some more parts. Can I get opinions on this? Would you guys like me to continue or end it in the next part? Thinking of posting some Head-cannons for Katsuki's past and your relationship/daily life if anyone's interested. Trying not to give away story spoilers with those.
Part Four: Now that Bakugo has settled into your home it's time to start the shenanigan's. A surprise visit! where will Katsuki and reader end up?
Warnings: SFW, shenanigan's mostly.
Taglist: @lunrai @nonomesupposedto @j-brielmalfoy @bitchimaghost2 @traumamakesmefunnier @izukusgirlfriend @chevalrie
The streams of sunlight peered through the curtains like golden rays, bouncing around the room. Bouncing around right into your eye sockets and earning your groan as you flopped an arm over the afflicted area. After a few moments of contemplating falling back into your lovely dream world the light so rudely ripped you out of, it was determined it just wasn't happening. Lowering your arm revealed your narrowed eyes as you stared at the ceiling, brain slowly coming back into functionality.
Those brownies your friend had brought to class didn't have a "secret ingredient" in them did they?
If that's the case, you sure went on quite a trip to hallucinate your cat as a handsome, sarcastic and snappy hybrid human.
Sitting up slowly you peered around the bed for the hallucination, only to find the rise and fall of the fur ball you knew and loved laying snuggly against your hip. Running your fingers over his soft coat, you chuckled to yourself lightly while making a mental note to ask your friends where they got the stuff. Totally for research purposes, not because you'd be interested in seeing those crimson eyes narrowed down at you once again…
Leaving the warm embrace of your bed, the kitchen glowed softly from the morning sun as you rubbed the sleep out of your eye. The sound of brewing coffee filled the air as it bubbled and spit out of the spout into your favorite cup. You leaned against the counter with your arms crossed while observing the living space and kitchen together. There were so signs the previous night had occurred at all. Kitchen was spotless, the blankets you had both been cuddling under while watching your show were neatly folded over the back of the couch and not a spec of dust from any of the objects he had thrown from the drawers and cupboards remained.
The chime from the coffee maker brought you out of your thoughts as your fingers curled around the handle. After the liquid inside was to your liking you brought it up to your lips and took a long sip. Eyes closed as you savored the flavor and thought about your day. Your day as just a normal college student deep in debt, and your pissed off, (Putting this lightly) Normal cat.
The End.
Thank you everyone for all your support! Turns out Bakugo wasn't real! :) He was just a figmet of our imagination… nothing more to see here…..
SIKE!
I'm kidding. Can you imagine I ended all that with "Just kidding! We were just reallllly high and imagined a himbo cat man!" Please don't hate me :'D
Back to our regularly scheduled fan-fic:
Your peaceful morning was cut short by a grunt, followed by a bump to your side making you stumble and barely hold your grip to the cup of liquid gold. Your eyes snapped open and found purchase on the reason for your rude interruption.
Beside you was an ash blonde with even messier hair than previous, clearly from the bed he had been sleeping in the night before. He had the basketball shorts you had gifted him hanging extremely low on his hips, showing off the curves and lines of his chiseled chest and stomach since he had apparently forgone the shirt at sometime during his sleep. Nestled in his messy hair, his pointed ears were drooped slightly, his tail that poked out just above his shorts hanging limply behind him. His jaw dropped to reveal his extra sharp canines in the largest yawn you've ever seen.
"You only made enough for you? Some host you are."
His already raspy voice was even lower with the lack of use and threw you for a loop. Well there goes that theory. The cat man really exists, he lives in your apartment and bitches about you not making him coffee.
The cup in your hand was snatched into his as he brought it to his nose despite your protests. After a few test sniffs and a hesitant taste test, the liquid was drained in seconds. The empty mug was thrust back into your hands and he nodded once.
"I'll take another just like that."
With his parting words he crossed back into the living room and collapsed onto the couch with a groan, the only thing visible of him were the tips of his spiked out hair and the ears that sat inside. Was he serious?
"Bakugo."
From what little of him you could see, his ear twitched in response but no words left him.
"Bakugo." You tried again a little more firmly, his ear twitching again with yet another non response.
"KAT-Suki!"
You growled which finally garnished a response. His ears flattened against his head and he turned his head so his vermillion colored eyes were visible just above the couch's back rest. His gaze almost nervous as he tracked your movements.
"Do I look like a maid to you?"
He shook his head slowly and you nodded in satisfaction. "Then what, in your right mind makes you think… that you can snatch the nectar of the gods that wakes me up in the morning and demand more like I'm some common servant?"
His eyes narrowed slowly as you waited for a response with hands on your hips. His voice grumbled lowly as didn't move from the couch and you leaned forward, cupping your hand around an ear for dramatic effect. "What was that? Speak into my good ear."
"Would you please make me a cup?" He finally spoke just loud enough that you huffed in response.
"Was it that hard to ask politely instead of demand like a toddler?"
His little "Yes." was low enough you thought he didn't intend for you to hear it so you decided to let it go and instead of brewing your one cup machine once again you reached up into the cupboard above the stove. Inside was a brand new small coffee maker that only made a couple cups your parents had gifted you upon moving into the small apartment. Since it was just you living here the fact of making several cups at a time for it to grow cold or stale was not appealing, so you had splurged on a single cup maker to just produce a new cup as you desired without waste.
Now with an extra body around here apparently, this seemed the more feasible option as you spooned the grains into the filter. You shuffled around the kitchen on the intention of producing breakfast while the gurgling coffee pot set to work. A simple breakfast for two was all you had the energy for at current since SOMEBODY, not to name any names… Bakugo… Drank your wake up juice.
During your time in the kitchen you could feel a pair of eyes boring into your back, watching your every movement. Knowing full well who they belonged to, you plated the simple meal and placed it at the table. Fixing up two cups this time instead of just your own, you finally met the eyes of your impatient stalker and waved him over. He stood soundlessly and crossed over quickly as he took his chair and almost gave a little bounce of excitement. You cocked a brow and his small smile dropped into a scowl at being caught.
His eyes scanned the meal before peeking over at you shoving a piece of egg into your mouth, eyes unfocused onto nothing in particular while you chewed lazily. His narrowed eyes softened slowly as he watched the sunlight hit your skin just right, adding an almost angelic glow to the tone. They followed the shape of your face, the length of your hair and landed on the beautiful color that sat in your irises. He found them watching him mixed with a curious expression and he jumped slightly, looking away with a soft heat in his face.
Ordinarily he would groom himself to stave off the embarrassed feeling, however in this form he had no such ability so he chose to pick up a scrambled egg with his fingers and pop it into his mouth. He paused a moment and stood quickly to dig into the fridge as you watched. He returned with a small red bottle that you had purchased upon noting his love of the spicier ingredients you had added for his food and his alone. Returning to his spot, he began spiraling the sauce all over his breakfast and you cleared your throat.
"You want a little egg with your hot sauce?"
He gave you an unimpressed glare before slamming the bottle down and tearing into the meal once again with his fingers. Resting your fist against your cheek and tilting your head in amusement.
"Do you not know how to use chopsticks?"
He paused while holding a piece of bacon up to his lips, a look of offense crossing his features. "Of course I do!"
Tiling your head the other way you lifted your pair and clicked them together once. "Then why don't you use them instead of making a mess?"
His gaze flicked between your fingers and his own utensils before scoffing. "Because I don't need them."
Setting yours down beside the plate you let a smirk cross your lips, lacing your fingers together as you observed his state of mess. Sauce crept up his fingers to his knuckles and also smeared around his perfectly shaped pink lips, he had somehow gotten a little in his hair but that was neither here nor there. He almost reminded you of a toddler eating spaghetti.
"So you can't is what you're saying?" You pursed your lips in faux contemplation, knowing full well what you were dragging out.
"I can use them just fucking fine!"
He snapped before dropping the piece he held between his fingers, gaze dropping down to the object in question. He inhaled before picking them up and held them in-between his fingers, lifting them up to show you proudly. You covered your mouth to hide your snicker as you watched the pieces sit awkwardly in his large hands, most definitely not in the correct position.
"So show me up then." You bit your lip to hold back further giggles as he clicked his tongue. "I fuckin' will."
He lowered them and attempted to grab a larger egg, the ends of the sticks crossing or missing completely. Cocking a brow you watched as he struggled and growled lowly in frustration.
Picking back up your pair you placed them into proper position and cleared your throat to get his attention. He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I don't need your fuckin' help! I'm just fine."
Nodding you returned to eating your own meal, though throughout you could catch him stealing glances at your hand, switching his sticks into better position and taking testing clicks to make sure he was using them properly. After a few adjustments he finally picked up one of his sausages successfully and he grinned after taking a triumphant bite.
"See? Pro material."
You coughed up a laugh while chewing on a piece of bacon, slapping your chest to dislodge the item while his face turned to one of concern. "I'm fine." You managed out before bursting out laughing once again.
He huffed, returning to finish his meal as you finally drank the last of your long awaited coffee. After the meal was done you ran the dishes through the sink and put them in the strainer, observing as Bakugo took residence in his spot on the couch. He had found one of his plastic ball toys that held a bell inside and held it between his thumb and pointer finger. He gave it a quick shake before tossing it up and down a few times.
"Bakugo." You called as the ball landed back into his palm for the fifth time. "I am assuming you're going to be spending more time in your human form?"
He gave his broad shoulders a shrug, your eyes wandering the lines that made up his muscles before you shook yourself out of a trance that was sure to be noticed before long. "I don't see why not. If I don't use my human form for some time I get this cramped feeling and it's like an itch you can't scratch. Same goes for if I stay in this form for too long. Since you know though, I probably wont need to hide as much."
Nodding you fished a piece of paper off the pad you had stowed on top of the fridge. You used the pen attached to jot down some things as the pair of ever watching eyes followed your movements in curiosity. "Why do you ask?" He finally asked after you didn't follow up your question with any others for a few moments.
"Well if you're going to be staying in your human form we're going to need to pick up a few things for you. Also… Since you're not just a cat anymore… You're a whole roommate now so we may have to talk about you taking on a job in the future to help with bills. You ate a lot as a cat, I can only imagine as a grown man…"
He huffed and let the ball he had been tossing fall to the ground with a loud twinkle of the bell. "A job?" You nodded while bringing over the notepad and falling down into the spot beside him.
His glance landed on the paper and began reading what you had written down. Over his years with his original family, he had picked up words and their meaning from the times he would sit with the man of the house who loved reading novels in the evening time. Though he really learned to read when his wife's sister had fallen behind on hard times and had asked them to take care of her niece for the summer while she got back on her feet.
The girl was only seven and had taken a special liking to the temperamental cat, and he surprisingly to her. At bedtime she would read a "Bedtime" story to him and always drug him along for her homework sessions, so he had gotten his general reading lessons from a seven year old. They did a lot together, tea parties where Mr. Suki would sit with a pretty pink bow attached to his collar and a party cowboy hat nestled between his ears begrudgingly as he sat at the tiny plastic table. Coloring on the floor, watching "Scary" movies in the dark with blankies wrapped around them. She was truly his best friend for the longest time. Though when it came time for her to return home with her mother when the snow touched the ground for the first time that year. He had moped around the house for some time after, even as she would visit from time to time it became fewer and far between. The news of the wife's pregnancy would break only a few weeks after their niece's departure. He had been so excited, he would get a live in best friend just like the little girl!
How wrong he was…
He shook his head to bring himself back out of his memories as he found himself looking down at you, who was clearly waiting for some answer to a question he had not heard.
"What?"
"I asked if you wanted to come with to get some new clothes. I don't have a lot but we could find you some basics for now. I have a bag of my ex's old things you could go through to see if you like anything or if they'll fit in the meantime."
He blinked and watched your face light up in excitement as you discussed going out with him to do something as simple as shopping. He shrugged once again and gave a "Sure." that lit up your beautiful face even more and made his own heat up.
You hopped out of your seat announcing you were going to change and grab the bag for him to sort through so he could change as well. He leaned back into the couch as his eyes scanned the area around him. He would have to get used to being back in his human form once again. Living with his old family, he would only change when he knew the wife and husband would be out for some time. He had learned to cook via trial and error while watching them since the husband owned a restaurant and would make gourmet style foods even at home. The chopsticks he only knew about in theory, never actually having anyone to teach him how to properly use them before.
Your return from the hall way had his face heating as he scanned your outfit for the day. The garments you had chosen fit your frame very well, accentuating every curve and shape you had, which had him feeling things he had never experienced in his time on this planet.
"This is the bag, there's quite a bit in here actually. I didn't think he left so much here." You had dropped the bag and knelt beside it to dig a few pieces out. "He was smaller than you though so I'm not sure if these are going to be a tight fit or too small period."
You left him to dig through the bag, setting items that interested him to the side and tossing the ones that he could determine would definitely not fit him or he just had zero interest in. You sat cross legged on the couch as you watched him pick at each item with interest, catching on to his little tells. His tail would flick if he was disgusted by something and would set the item in the discard pile. On the other hand, his ears would give the slightest twitch if he found something he liked.
He finally had more in the discard pile than the keep by the time he had dug everything out and sat with his eyes on you, almost as if asking for directions. You scooped up the items he didn't want and shoved them back into the bag while instructing him to pick a pair of pants and a shirt to go change into so you both could travel into town. Once the bag was packed you smacked your hand against your forehead in realization.
Kirishima had your car.
A low groan left your throat just as Bakugo emerged from the bathroom. He had lost his ears and tail, after noting your curious expression he grumbled something about the pants not fitting around his tail comfortably. He raised his face just a tad and took an inhale, as if sensing your distress.
"What's wrong?" You rubbed the back of your neck in embarassment, "I forgot my car broke down and Kirishima has it. You didn't want him to drop it off yesterday."
He nodded and as if fate would have it his head immediately snapped to the door just before a loud knock sounded throughout the apartment.
Bakugo's nose wrinkled just as it did when you came home from school after catching a whiff of something with his heightened sense of smell you clearly could not.
You stood and crossed to peep through the small hole, finding a shining smile on the other side, the red head waiting patiently at the door. Unlocking the deadbolt and throwing the door open you returned his bright smile.
"Kiri!"
He let out the most boyish laugh and picked you up in a bear hug, burring his face into your shoulder. A low growl sounded from behind you and you peeped over the opposite side to see your roommate standing with the darkest expression on his face you had seen yet.
The redhead holding you lifted his own head, "Aw shit I didn't realize you still had company. My fault… Wait… Katsuki?"
"Shitty hair."
The large redhead promptly dropped you and charged for the blonde standing in the living room, looking ready to bolt. He wrapped his large arms around the smaller man and picked him off his feet to hold him close. "I fucking missed you dude!
Bakugo groaned while pushing at the smiling man's face. "Get off me! You fuckn' stink!"
Kirishima dropped him with a pout and mumbling something about being a good boy and bathing this morning. You snorted while shutting the door and observing the reunited friends. Crazy that your best friend just so happened to be your cat's best friend to boot.
"Wait… How did you two meet?" Kirishima's pointer flicked between the both of you, a dumbfounded look on his face.
"Remember when I told you about the night I found a sick cat in an alley and he adopted me?" He nodded in response and you pointed at the brooding blonde who had taken to straitening his messy hair into it's normal state.
"Wait.. Katsuki is Bakugo? How can he be a cat?" His face contorted into a clearly fake confusion and Bakugo rolled his eyes. "Don't play dumb, she knows."
Kirishima's jaw fell slack as you nodded to confirm then he pointed to himself and leaning over to whisper not so subtlety to Bakugo. "Does she know about…" Bakugo nodded and wrinkled his nose, turning his face away as if to escape the smell.
Kirishima shined the brightest smile before the floppiest dark ears fell out of his hair and floofiest tail began wagging behind him showing his pure excitement. "I'm so glad I don't have to hide with you anymore!"
He lifted you into his arms and nuzzled his face into your neck while his soft ears tapped against your face and earning giggles from you. "Oi! Put her down! She's going to stink again and I'll have to fix it!" The big puppy's ears drooped even further and held you close. "But she's so warm and sweet smelling."
Your cat's ears and tail appeared, fur bristling as a low growl sounded in his throat. "Put. Her. Down. Now!"
Your eyes raised to Kirishima's wide ones, lowering you to the ground slowly as his tail slapped against the floor in disappointment. You brushed your fingers against his dark ear, his tail slapping at your back and you chuckled. "Don't mind him, he's always a meanie."
Strong arms ripped you away from the dog hybrid, holding you against a solid chest. Your eyes raised to find narrowed vermillion, his nose twitching in annoyance before burring into your throat just as your best friend had. After a through scenting once again you finally huffed and pushed his face back. "Alright enough Bakugo!"
The cat furrowed his brows at you before shooting a warning glance at Kirishima and releasing you from your confines.
"So anyway. Did you bring my car back?" You questioned the onlooking redhead who nodded, his ears and tail retreating once again out of habit. "I fixed the alternator and she fires up right away now. I did take the liberty of giving it a tune up and changing your oil. It should run much smoother now."
You pouted while crossing arms over your chest. "You didn't have to do all that! I'll have to pay you back for everything!" He shook his head and gave you a stern look, "Nah, I can't leave my best friend without transportation when I can afford to help out. No need to pay me back I won't accept it."
Sighing deeply, you wrapped your arms around him and hugged him tightly. "Thank you so much, you don't know how much this means to me!"
You were tugged back by the tail of your shirt before the redhead could reciprocate. "Oi, that's enough of that." Cocking a brow at the bristling blonde who had returned to his all human form as well.
"Where were you two headed to anyway?" Kirishima asked to clear the obvious tense atmosphere which broke you away from the intense stare off with Bakugo.
"Ah, uh we were going to grab Bakugo some clothes since he'll be using his human form more now that I know. I only have a few clothes left here by dipshit and he only liked a few of them. I figured he'd need something that fits him and of his own."
Kirishima nodded before whipping out his wallet, "Do you mind if I come along? I'll help pay." You waived your hands around in protest, "You already fixed my car, you don't need to continue spending money on me!" He shook his head and indicated your roommate with his wallet before putting it back into his rear pocket.
"Katsuki is my other best bud. I'm not going to leave him without either, I'll take both of you in my truck and we'll grab some essentials and clothes for him. Speaking of, does he have shoes?"
You paused, looking down at Katsuki's bare feet for a moment realizing that it had never even crossed your mind that you didn't own a pair of shoes that would fit the man. Any of your shoes would be extremely too small. Shaking your head he nodded and disappeared out the door. He returned with a box and offered it to Bakugo who took it with a wary glance.
"I bought these not too long ago and they were the wrong size, if memory serves they should be your size. If you like them you can keep them, otherwise we can find you a pair you do like." Bakugo flipped the lid open and found a pair of expensive name branded shoes, checking the size he nodded and slipped them on with a pair of socks from the bag.
You all piled up into Kirishima's truck as he began recounting the full story of how the two Hybrids had met. The red head grew up with his parents who were full hybrids and they owned a chain of sucessful businesses which is why he was so well off. As hybrids themselves and had access to means, they had taken the opportunity to help those who were in hiding or did not have anything near what they did. A foundation was set up and during one of their give aways to those who needed it Kirishima had met a dirty, ash blonde teenager around his age who had just lost his home. Intially he had attempted to help the boy who called himself Katsuki however his pride had stepped in the way and had fought any assistance offered.
After months of talking and spending time together they became friends which Bakugo adamantly denied. Kirishima offered him a place to stay under the conditions that Bakugo would have to learn how to intergrate into human society which did not set well with the still pissed off teen who had just been burned by his "family." Katsuki had stopped showing up to their meetings, no longer reachable at their usual hangouts and practically disappeared as if he had never exsisted. It had hurt that his best friend had exited his life so deeply, he had searched and searched to no avail. Kirishima enrolled at college to get his mind off of his missing friend, further his education and met little ol' you.
The three of you spent the day helping Bakugo pick up essentials such as bathing products, tooth brush, etc. He got his own socks, undergarments and sleepwear which he indicated the sleep shorts he had worn that first night were comfortable for sleeping so Kirishima grabbed him a few pairs. You had stopped at several stores and had to intervene a few times when Katsuki got a little too bristly with the sales representatives. There were threats of a certain spray bottle, taking away his favorite twinkle ball and throwing away all his hot sauce before he finally got the memo.
Currently you were walking up the boardwalk of a strip-mall with bags adorning your arms because even though you were there for Bakugo, Kirishima had taken to spoiling you as well and bought whatever your eyes had laid on. You finally had to tell him to stop firmly or the trip would be over promptly, to which he finally listened like a scolded puppy.
You hummed happily while waltzing along, Kirishima and Bakugo walking a few feet behind you shoulder to shoulder as they both watched with happiness in their guts.
"So, is she your mate?" Kirishima finally broke the silence, maintain a low tone as to avoid you catching onto the sensitive topic.
"What the fuck?" Bakugo snapped lowly, eyes darting between you and the large redhead. "She's not my mate!"
His friend snorted with a large grin. "Then why were you so worked up over me scenting her? You wouldn't mind if I take her for my mate then?"
A low tone of warning sounded from the blonde, his fist curling around the man's collar. Kirishima showed his palms immediately with an apologetic smile.
"I'm joking Katsuki. I was just proving a point."
"What are you two doing?" You interrupted as both heads snapped towards you, Bakugo dropped the collar and stepped back.
"Nothing!" He snapped before striding forward. Kirishima chuckled as you followed closely behind to find out what got under your cat's fur, rubbing at the back of his neck where his shirt collar had rubbed into the skin.
"He's got it bad."
The three of you finished your purchases and returned to your small apartment where Kirishima bid his goodbyes. He pulled Bakugo aside for a brief moment before giving you the biggest hug and taking his leave and once again you were alone with your temperamental hybrid roommate.
You took the opportunity to clear out the closet in your spare bedroom so Bakugo had a place to keep his new things. Bakugo on the other hand had taken to making lunch since he declared he was hungry immediately upon the door shutting behind the red headed hybrid. You had told him he had thumbs now so he had no excuse as to why he couldn't get his own food. After a brief stare off (that you won) he began working on putting together something edible.
Returning to the kitchen you were hit with the most savory aroma and a plate shoved into your hands. "Here. Lunch is done." Your eyes met the blondes as you noted his soft tone, much lighter than it had been previously. "Thank you." You flashed him a bright smile, his face heating up.
"Oh you're flushed, maybe you should get away from the stove." Setting your plate down you raised your hand to feel his forehead with the back of your hand. He flushed even harder and sputtered as he attempted to make an excuse.
"Quit touching me dammit! I'm fine!" Puffing out your cheeks you turned with a huff and he released his own breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding. Why the hell did you garnish that reaction out of him?
You took a bite of the meal before you and groaned at the amazing mix of flavors bursting on your tongue. Your smug roommate held his jaw in his palm while watching you closely. You raised your chopsticks in salute before indicating with them to his own. "You going to eat?"
His smug look dropped just like his gaze to the utensils. "Oh fuck off." He grumbled before placing them in the proper spot once more, stealing quick glances at yours once again before he grabbed a piece of chicken perfectly. His smug look back on his lips at how quick he had picked up the skill while sticking it in his mouth.
Dishes were made quick work with the extra help, now that it was late in the evening after all the errands you ran it was time to discuss sleeping arrangements. The first night you had left him curled up on the couch since he had fallen asleep during the final movie. You had wrapped him in the blanket and he must've joined you later back in his feline form however now that things were different, things would have to change.
Flipping on the light switch inside the spare bedroom you stepped aside to let him inside. "Well this can be your room. I went ahead cleaned the closet out for you ealier so you can arrange everything the way you want it."
He cocked a brow while crossing his arms over his broad chest. The dark fabric stretched across to show the lines of his body even more which had you turning your face away as it heated hotter than the stove.
"No."
You snapped your gaze back to him. "What do you mean no?" He shrugged while leaning against the door frame. "I said exactly what I mean. No. I've slept in your bed for how long now, why would that suddenly change?"
Your lips thinned into a line as he cocked a brow asking you to challenge him. "Because before you were… just a cat and now… You're… Not?"
His brows furrowed, "Just a cat?"
Chewing your lip you nodded, "I didn't know you could become… well like that and it's different."
He dropped his arms to begin moving towards you with a purpose, your body moving back until your knees hit the bed and fell back onto your ass. His arms caged you on either side of your hips, fists supporting him on the plush surface. He leaned in so close the tips of your noses brushed softly, "Are you saying this because I'm a man?"
Your breath caught as eyes locked, gulping before responding with a soft "Yes." A slow smirk crossed his lips as your face heated in embarrassment from his proximity. "Aren't you my fiancé?" Your face turned sour in realization of his teasing, pushing against his shoulders with your palms he chuckled while allowing you to shove him back.
You had choice words for him under your breath as he followed closely behind, chuckling the entire way. "Come back here I was joking." You shook your head as you rounded the couch in the attempts to get away from him.
"No you're an ass!" He snorted and chuckled a bit harder. "Come here, I'm a cat this is a fun game for me."
You huffed as you picked up the pace and squealed when he decided to forgo following you around the furniture and easily hopped over the back of the couch. Making a bolt for your bedroom you could hear his quick footsteps behind, calling your name. You had almost made it to the door when you were yanked up into the air, you squeaked and kicked as he chuckled lowly into your ear.
"Bakugo put me down dammit!" His arms constricted and held you tightly as his nose brushed along the back of your neck.
"No. Mine."
You stopped struggling, attempting to look back at him and confirm what you had heard. "What did you say?"
He shook his head, "I said No, fuck off." You huffed and crossed your arms, now looking more like the pissed off feline when he didn't get his favorite treats. His arm hooked under your knees and carried you bridal style into the bedroom before flopping you down on the soft mattress. "Stay." He demanded before exiting the room and disappearing into the spare.
Not to be one to be told what to do you hopped out of the bed in order to complete your nightly routine. You dug out a pair of shorts and your favorite sleep shirt from the dresser and made quick work changing out of your day clothes. You were in the midst of dealing with your hair when the bossy feline returned to the room now in his own comfortable outfit. He donned a new pair of the shorts he had chosen and some band tee with a skull on it. It happened to be the only shirt he absolutely demanded.
Eyeing the fact you had not followed directions his lip curled in annoyance. "The fuck? I told you to stay!" You placed your hands on your hips while mocking his tone. "I'm not a dog Bakugo, you don't give me orders. This is my house."
He rolled his eyes and scooped you up over his shoulder as you protested and wiggled in his grasp. "Sit still dammit!" He huffed before unceremoniously dropping you on your rear in bed. "Now scoot. This is my side." He shooed you with his hand and you shot him a look. With no indication you were going to move he finally huffed and used one hand to shove you over easily. Defeated you laid down and crossed your arms, Bakugo on the other hand was smug and content like the cat he was. HIs arms snaked around your waist and yanked you against his chest.
"Will you stop manhandling me?" You huffed as he chuckled, his warm breath hitting the back of your neck. "You used to pick me up and carry me around whenever you felt like it. How do you like it?" Turning from him you attempted to squirm out of his grasp. "God dammit get back here!" His arms squeezed around your waist as he murmured your name against your ear. "What?"
"Thank you for today." His voice had gone gravelly with exhaustion, to which you had noticed was the only time he would apologize or give his gratitude verbally.
"You're welcome Bakugo."
"Katsuki."
"Hm?" You turned over just enough to see his serene face that had burried itself between your shoulder blades.
"Call me Katsuki."
"Okay." You turned in his arms as he nuzzled himself into your stomach now, your fingers running through his soft locks. His ears had returned along with his tail now that he was in his comfort zone the latter curling showing his contentment in this moment. The days that followed of the weekend took some getting used to since you now had a whole other person living inside your home. You now had two meals to prepare, wait for someone to get out of the restroom and don't get you started on bathing.
The day after your shopping spree you had offered the shower to Katsuki who had looked at you as if you had grown a second head. "I clean myself." He had argued and even as you pointed out he was no longer a cat who could just lick himself clean, he promptly shifted into his cat form and began licking himself dramatically to spite you. Sporting a mischievous grin you had picked up the now struggling feline and brought him over to the sink and filled it up with water.
"Either you bathe yourself in the shower or I bathe you now this way, your choice Kitty boy."
A brief stare off had ensued and once again emerging the victor he finally gave the briefest of nods so you released him onto the counter. Hopping down he changed mid jump and stood to his full height, glaring down at you while you gave nothing but a triumphant smirk.
"You want to try that again while I'm in this form food giver?" He curled his lip into a sly grin, revealing just one of his canines and you immediately dropped yours.
"No. Go take a shower, to quote my favorite cat. 'You stink.' "
His grin fell from his face and was immedaitely replaced with a scowl, you bit the inside of your cheek to refrain from smiling as he stomped away. He had grabbed a towel from the hall closet and slammed the bathroom door when you lost it. Wiping a tear and giving a little victory dance you returned to what you had been doing prior to the conversation.
The days you had been given off after finals were coming to a close and you would be returning back to school very shortly. Now that Katsuki was not a cat you could just leave food and water for, a plan of action had to be taken.
Did he want to get a job? Would he even have enough social skills for that since he had spent most of his life as a cat? Or would he be interested in going to school like you? These were the questions that plauged you as you lounged on the couch with the object of your worries resting his head against your legs. When your fingers stilled in his hair, deep in thought he cracked an eye open to watch as you chewed your lip.
HIs hand raised to catch your jaw, his rough thumb catching the fat of your lower lip and gently yanking it from the grip of your teeth. The action startled you, immediately earning your attention to his face. His vermillion eyes blinked slowly as he rasped "Don't chew on your lip. It's a bad habit."
Heat filled your face at the simple action as his hand fell back to rest on his chest. His eyes clothes once more slowly with his relaxed face, not a frown line or furrowed brow in sight. His other hand raised to grip your wrist and gave it just a slight shake before dropping back with the other once again. A smile you couldn't fight even if you wanted to filled up your face and you began threading your fingers through his soft locks once again. A low rumble you recognized as his purr penetrating the air.
"Katsuki." You began, tone soft as not to ruin the moment. He hummed in response, leaning his head back just a bit to allow you more access to his ears for scratchies.
"What do you want in life?"
He finally cracked an eye, brows furrowing now as he gauged your expression. "What do you mean by that?"
You began scratching his ear furthest from you while contemplating your next words. "Do you, want to work? Would you be interested in going to school like I do to further education and get a good job one day? Become an artist or lawyer? I'm just interested in what you want to do since you're not stuck in your animal form any longer."
He mulled your words for a bit before shrugging his shoulders. "I guess I've never thought about it. All I've ever known is either living in a home, being fed my meals until it was ripped from me. Then living on the street I was hateful and bitter. I wanted nothing to do with humans or anyone really, then when shitty hair was trying to make me integrate and move on with my life? I shut down and just left." He ran a hand over his face, you waited patiently knowing this was a hurtful subject for him when he lowered his hand and those beautiful eyes met yours.
"When you found me I had almost given up. I truly thought I was going to die. I had been yelling at strangers for hours hoping someone would help me, and you did. Nursing me back to health when you didn't have to, opening your home and putting up with my antics gave me what little faith I had back."
Tears brimmed your waterline at his statements, had you not found him or taken the time to help would he have passed in that alley? Alone, cold and hurt?
It squeezed your chest too much for you to even think about. "Why are you asking anyway? Don't cry dummy." He brushed your tears away with the rough pad of his thumb as you sniffled to stop the tears from falling.
"I have to go back to school tomorrow and I didn't want to just leave you here alone to be bored every day. So I figured if you wanted to get a job or go to school to pass time we could talk with Kirishima and see if we could get you some papers or an ID since he mentioned he works with Hybrids like you who lived most of your life on the animal side and don't have birth records."
His gaze shifted from your face onto the wall for a few moments. He inhaled and exhaled a big sigh before he rolled his head back towards you.
"I want to go to school with you."
You smiled wide while scratching his ear once more. "What do you want to study?" His face dropped into a scowl, "I have to study something?"
You nodded with a curious expression, "What did you think school was?"
He crossed his arms with a scoff and an eye roll. "Apparently a place of torture by the way you complain about it."
You snorted and smacked his forehead with the tips of your fingers lightly for his teasing. He growled and rubbed the afflicted area, "I don't know. Can't I decide later?"
You nodded and pulled out your phone to shoot Kirishima a quick question about how to go about getting Katsuki his paperwork for school.
"Can't I just lay around the house all day like I used to?" He pouted those perfect full lips and you rolled your eyes at his musings. "No Katsuki, I told you already that you've proven to eat your share and them some of food. We've got to make some extra money somewhere to put food on the table. So either you go to school and we'll struggle through until we can get our dream jobs or you pick up a job somewhere. Capiche?"
He huffed but nodded and you leaned down to press a kiss to his forehead where you had tapped him. His eyes went as wide as saucers and shot up. You stood from the couch as your phone began vibrating and swiped the answer button. Walking away chatting with apparently Kirishima who had decided to call back instead of text you left him dumbfounded on the couch, mouth gaping like a fish.
His hand raised to his forehead just over the spot as his face heated hotter than the surface of the sun. How could you earn these reactions from him for just a simple act you've done a hundred times in his cat form? His sharp gaze followed you as you paced back and forth with the conversation, laughing and smiling brightly at something your friend had said on the other side of the line. He curled back into the blanket with the fabric draped over his head so just his face peeked out as he continued to observe you.
Ever since the red head had stupidly brought up the conversation of "Mates" he had dumb thoughts running through his head.
You wouldn't make a great mate. No, you'd actually be the perfect mate dammit. You're sweet, actually a good cook even though you complain about it. You're extremely caring and go out of your way to help others even when you don't have to. Not to mention you're extremely sexy but that's the bonus.
The fact that he was big time attracted to you ran through his mind way too much for his liking.
The biggest plus? You're a cat person. Or more so an animal lover in general.
He huffed and pulled the fabric around him a bit tighter. His gaze falling along your curves as he watched you continue to pace with the conversation, your hand flailing as you attempted to get some point across.
He was going to do it. He was going to ask you to be his.
"Kirishima! I'm not discussing that with you!" Your sudden outburst and visible flustered expression caught his interest to that he tuned his sensitive ears on the conversation.
"You're lying to yourself if you're denying those sparks. I could see the way you looked at him the other day."
You squeaked and peeked over at Katsuki, hiding under the mass of blanket pretending to sleep in order to continue being his nosey self. You lowered your voice in vain and dashed away to your bedroom. He peeked an eye open upon hearing the door shut behind you and angled his ears in your direction to continue listening.
"I did not give him any special looks Eji. If anything it's wonder. He was my house cat and now he's a person! He's brash and rude, demanding… but he can be sweet, when he wants to. He acts like I'm an inconvenience but turns around and cuddles up to me. He's the hottest fucking man I've ever met in my god damned life and I swear if he walks around here without a shirt on again I'm going to fold!"
Katsuki snorted as he heard Kirishima loose it, loud laughs and embarrassed noises from you. "What was that last part?"
"Fucking forget it. I don't have feelings for my cat."
Katsuki's ears drooped with your final words, burring himself into the blanket further as he felt a pain in his chest he couldn't explain away. Why did that hurt so much? He tuned out the rest of the conversation, completely uninterested any longer.
So much for that.
Oop sorry to hit you with that angst. :| Stay tuned for the next part :)
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Sunday Week in Review XI
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This week's header is dedicated to @legendary-pink-dot for the idea of Dieter being his own 80s sitcom 😝💕
Is everyone okay this morning? Have we all recovered from last night? Do we need to hydrate, grab a snack (not that kind of snack) and recoup? Any welfare checks we need to send out? Phew 🫠
It's been a slog to get through this week, and I didn't get to as much reading as I wanted, which you'll see below. These daily prompts have been taking up more time than I expected and work has picked up (rude). But I'm also realising as I read through people's weekly round-ups, that I've missed a lot this week that I haven't seen come across my dash.
So if you've posted something this week (fanfic, thots or anything else) and you'd like to share it - feel free to drop it in my DM's or as an Asks!
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T R U L Y  U P D A T E S . . .
oct' x 15 - first wine (sequins!joel x reader)
oct' x 16 - flying kites (frankie x reader)
oct' x 17 - whispers (chiffon!dieter x bryony)
oct' x 18 - picking apples (sequins!joel x reader)
oct' x 19 - ghosts (dieter x f!reader)
oct' x 20 - sweater weather (chiffon!dieter x bryony)
oct' x 21 - acorns (tim rockford x f!reader)
birthdays, besties & bravos (celebrating the lovely @wildemaven)
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W H A T  I  R E A D . . .
A Safe Haven | Chapter 9 (Joel) (Check TW’s) by @joelsgreys This was the update I've been so patiently waiting for and it did not disappoint! This is a fantastic series that I never thought I'd get so emotionally invested in - but that's how good Vee is! This is always one of my top recommendations when suggesting Joel fanfics to read!
Working Title | Chapter 14 (Dieter) by @rhoorl Another great update for Dieter and Belle - I'm rooting for these two from the sidelines and I'm exciting to see how things play out for them!
Delta Landscaping | Chapter 8 (Triple Frontier + Pedro Characters) by @rhoorl Okay, there's not one, but two Pedro Character appearances this week and I'm trying to figure out how I can move to Mule Falls Court like yesterday - because it's all going down over there and I highly recommend this be added to your reading if you haven't read it yet. A Month of Sundays (Various) by @gnpwdrnwhiskey I'm living for all of these prompts and I can't choose one or two because they've all been soooo good!
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M E M O R A B L E  P O S T S . . .
I'm on edge as @for-a-longlongtime shares more of their WIP that is Peña x Rockford x Reader, with that line up you know it's going to be good!
Self Care with Dieter & Jett (@morallyinept) - this week it's emotions and highlights some important stuff!
More Dieter and his hippo table shenanigans delivered by @i-love-movies to @gnpwdrnwhiskey, this made my week 🤣
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B R O U G H T  T H E  J O Y . . .
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Bit of a personal one, but we got to do a little Halloween festive trip out yesterday with the little Truly's. Something you're not always able to do when you have a child with extra needs, as events such as these can be a bit overwhelming for a multitude of reasons. So when we're able to attend ones that are specially catered for families like ours, it's always a special occasion - even if it does make you realise how unfit you are wrangling two kids 🤣 Also, keeping on brand, Baby Truly adored all the Halloween decor and was waving and saying hello to her minions the props.
Watched the new Goosebumps on Disney+ not expecting much, and I actually enjoyed it. Little Betty would have been all over this as a kid.
Also, watched my annual viewing of Practical Magic, which thanks to the wonders of the digital age I own to stream to my heart's content regardless of the season.
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T H I S  W E E K ' S  J A M . . .
Back in my Matchbox Twenty feels this week 💛 - this one has been in heavy rotation while writing!
Hope everyone has had a great week! Here's to a new week ahead! Hopefully, if Pedro makes another appearance we'll all be ready for it, or at least recovered by then! 😝🫠
Happy Sunday all! ☀️💛
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[NSFW] Oviposition saiou prompt
Hina: You could make a bubble guppies saiou au Me: Make it oviposition or get out of here Bunny: just make a normal mer au hina Hina: Excuse me. What? Me: I said Make it oviposition or get out of here, mer sex or go to the normal ⁠au-corner [because it was in a nsfw channel]
Hina: Monokuma the orange fish Bunny: MR GROUPER DESERVES BETTER monokuma is grumpfish /j
Hina: Why oviposition Me: Seahorses, hell, one of them can even be a seahorse prince if you want, think about it But actually just because I like it [red evil smiley emoji] Bunny: really catering to hina's interests huh [Hina's thing with horse prince is Pit lore, sorry]
Bunny: i rlly enjoy ovi/eggpreg stuff which is VERY funny since normal pregnancy is. one of my biggest squicks, so are saiou childhood friends AND eggpreg bc then we can slide in some 'if you don't get married by-' Me: I don't know the cartoon, I just want the egg laying action Bunny: i go for interspecies ovi usually but they can both be mer this time. as a treat Hina: I'm down for anything childhood friends [but we had to explain ovi to him]
Bunny: chasing each other thru the seaweed a mating chase/capture could be fun, as a throwback to their childhood games,, Me: That's so cute Bunny: it is!! they're giggling the whole way through kokichi teases him abt it because shuuichi always lost their childhood races (he will win this time) whether it was something along the lines of hysterical strength or kokichi let him the world will never know Hina: WHY IS THE HE WILL WIN SO THREATENING Bunny: BECAUSE HE'S GONNA TACKLE KOKICHI INTO THE MUD AND FILL HIM WITH EGGS, HINA Hina: EXCUSE ME??? Bunny: WHAT TJE FUCK DID YOU THINK MATING CHASE/CAPTURE MEANT Hina: I wasn't paying attention to that part I was just like. "Oh chase sounds fun" Wait so loser gets egged? Bunny: yes, hina what a way to phrase it
Hina: Also isn't that like. A shitton of eggs Me: Not the craziest amount of eggs in the nature world But yeah, it can be lowered for the mers, they evolved past the high infant mortality biological precautions Hina: Also how big are these eggs Like relative to a human Bunny: i was thinking about kokichi getting an ovipositor as thick as his arm stuffed in him ok big eggs because i want to make kokichi cry Me: Tiny, Okay, sure Hina: Where are these eggs going Bunny: his womb??? where else would they go… Hina: He has a womb??? Bunny: both of them do MER HAVE DICK/OVIPOSITOR AND VULVA, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE INTERNAL MECHANICS THAT IMPLIES Hina: Where do they go do they just. Sit in there. Bunny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIT IN THERE DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO A LITTLE DANCE Hina: WHAT DO THE EGGS DO Like do they have to lay the eggs? Or are they just. Eggs for the sake of eggs and get dissolved like human eggs do? Bunny: are blanks (like unfertilized chicken eggs) just for sex purposes? hatch inside leading to live birth? get laid and THEN hatch? eat each other like shark pups??? lots of options Kai: THEY INCUBATE IN THE FATHER AND HATCH AND HE PUSHES THEM OUT HINA Hina: WAIT SO THEY HATCH INSIDE???? Bunny: there's plenty of real fish that do that, hina Dra: Yea the dads just pops the babies out Hina some fish give birth fun fact Hina: IM QUITE LITERALLY ALLERVIX TO EGGS I HAVE AN EGG ALLERGY Okay [Bunny] just explain the AU I'll Google it
Bunny: WHICH ONE Hina: CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MERMAIDS WITH A SIDE OF OVIPOSIFION YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIAGE Bunny: saiou are best friends as children. both of them are disliked by almost everyone and find a safe haven in each other, eventually promising to mate each other by age [idk] if no one else will. Shenanigans Proceed, they have a better pod and found family now but the joke promise remains,, kokichi brings it up when it's time as a funny haha because obviously shuuichi wouldn;t want HIM and shuuichi misinterprets and thinks kokichi is making fun of the concept of wanting HIM, cue third act breakdown and resolution. Me: Wtf Why would you add angst to it Bunny: that's not angst it's hurt/comfort they're fine being raised in a pod that hated them both led to some self esteem issues but they find love in each other and their new friends and family they have a mating run/chase through the seaweed and shuuichi wins, pinning kokichi down and filling him tf up. the end i like emotions in my egg porn what can i say im stealing from pregame hcs and saying baby shuuichi is just, WAY too into poison for everyone's comfort, to be supportive, kokichi keeps asking him to '''poison his enemies''' he will not
Me: How do they actually resolve the conflict and get together tho? Bunny: idk they have a conversation about it maybe one of them is packing to dramatically leave and the other one accidentally spills the beans on their pining we never decided if they actually have babies huh Hina: No that's why I was confused Is there a reason they need to mate Is it a for life thing? Bunny: generally i assume yeah? Hina: Okay so it's kinda just because? If they wanted theh could be unmarried? Bunny: i..guess?? hina it's porn Me: Ofc they have babies, if they didn't want babies then they should have yeeted the eggs
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Hey you, the one with the 'cool thing you think about but don't get to talk about as much as you'd like to.' What is one thing you want to talk about, in as much detail as you'd like (I will read all of it).
Ok one thing that I really think is cool, hmmmmm
This happens every time I’m asked “what do you like” my brain just instantly vacates everything I do, it’s just like “Error 404: Life Experiences not found”
Hmmmmmm, I’d probably say ciphers/encryption
Ok so encryption and ciphers, simple in concept but holy hell does this shit get complex and fun fast
I first found out about them from the Secret Breakers book series (I love it, would definitely recommend), and then I went to a CTYI (Centre for Talented Youth Ireland) course and learned more about them and how they work, in between these two events I also did a load of research and got really hyper fixated on them, I then proceeded to learn more and begin creating my own and making my own little puzzles and stuff
Ok so encipherment and encryption both do a similar job, obfuscate a message to hide it, they were used in the World Wars to send messages to people in enemy lines on both sides (most notably the Enigma Machine), encryption often uses mathematics and numbers linked in certain ways to hide things, ciphers are a little different in the way they operate, ciphers are obfuscations but it’s easier to hide that they are obfuscations as they can often look like normal text
For example, the Baconian cipher uses something similar to binary and highlighted text to hide a message, so 00000 is A, 00001 is B, 00010 is C, so on, so where there is a one you highlight the letter
So to hide the word “hi” you need at least 10 letters, but less that 15, so “hello there” is our ten letters and hi translates to 00111 01000, so we highlight the letters specified, which gives us “hello there” (the baconian cipher was made by Sir Francis Bacon and he has many written letters with hidden messages in them, that’s all I can remember off the top of my head)
But using encryption (for example Base64) “hi” would become “aGk=“ which is much more obvious that it is a hidden message
I’ll explain how encryption is used in real life somewhat in a reblog later, I just want to get back to where I was as uI just accidentally deleted a huge chunk of what I had typed (as in I opened Google to check my spelling and tumblr decided it would be the perfect time to restart, I’m typing this on my phone)
Ok so onto the ciphers, the one that I really really like
So ciphers have been in use for millennia, I’ll start with a common enough one, The Polybius Square
The Polybius Square was created by an Ancient Greek scholar called Polybius(yeah he tried really hard when naming his cipher), the cipher is a simple enough substitution cipher (a substitution cipher is where certain letters or symbols are replaced by others things), where letters are replaced using 2 digits which mark there position on the square
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Which looks like this, it goes like this 11=A, 12=B, 13=C, 14=D, 15=E, 21=F, and so on, you’ll notice that in 24, instead of a single letter is both “i” and “j” simply for the reason that you can’t make a square out of 26 boxes
Early ciphers were often only used by themselves but later they were used together to make more complex ciphers whether this be where it was encoded once and then encoded again or that the two were used at the same time to do some funny shenanigans
A great example of this is the ADGFX cipher which uses a modified Polybius Square along with Columnar Transpostion
Ok I’ll explain the ADGFX cipher in just a second ima explain columnar transposition first, so with columnar transposition you need a key, we’ll use “cargo” (the general standard) so first take your message and split it into groups with the amount of characters in the group corresponding to the length of the key (So “we need to attack soon”, would be grouped into groups of 5 when using a key like cargo, the groups would look like this “wenee dtoat tacks oon”)
Next you align the groups under the key
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Here is one using the example message of “we need to attack soon”
Ok next you need to take the letters in your key and arrange them alphabetically, so cargo become acgor, now take the columns you made and shift them along with the key letters
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Like this
So now that we have our letters it’s easy, we take them from left to right, top to bottom and write them out, leaving us with, “eweentdatoatkscoon” with the key of cargo, now if most people were given that they wouldn’t have the slightest clue what to do
So now imagine if we added more layers, like in the ADGFX cipher
Long story short, you take a custom alphabet and replace the letters in a Polybius square with them, then replace the numbers in the square with ADGFX
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There is one that I stole from Google
So you encode your message using the square and then with the result you use the columnar transposition that we discussed earlier and then you have your final encoded message, unless you want to add more bullshit to it, like idk a A1Z26 cipher, changing the letters to numbers, or maybe a binary converter, or maybe a morse encoder, actually why not all of them
And that’s where shit starts getting fun (for me anyway, where you stack the jenga tower of encoding hoping that one of the ciphers in it doesn’t need numbers or spaces which other ciphers can’t use
Oh another fun thing, a number and text where you have to convert the number to binary and use that to highlight letters which are the encoded message, or are they
And that’s why I absolutely love encoding and ciphers so much because you can create such interesting little things that can become games, or just brand new ciphers where you have to spot little patterns or grab little ideas and run with them hoping that that was the way it works
Actually one last thing before I go, my own encipherment method which I couldn’t find anywhere online, and thus gave it a name
The Eclipsed Polybius Square (EPS)
Ok so the name comes from a name I used to go by (Which was Eclispe) and then the Polybius Square
Ok so I’ve written documentation of it countless times, but I can never explain it off the top of my head, I know how it works, it’s just stored in the depths of the blob of synapses that is in my skull
Ok so first step, take your message and use a Polybius square to turn it into the numbers,
I am struggling to figure out how to write this
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Here is an example which I used in an sort of puzzle hunt that I made for some friends (If you notice the name Lily there, it’s a character within the story of the puzzle hunt, game, thing)
Ok so see how some of the words are highlighted, they indicate numbers for the Polybius square
So “the” is in bold and it’s 3 letters long so we get the number 3, then “to” is in bold so we get 2, these two give us 32 which is our first letter “M”, then we have “get” which is 3, then “time” which is 4, now we have our next letter 34 which is “O”, and this continues to give us a whole word
You’re welcome to solve the rest if you want(send it to me if you do, whether that be in DMs or reblog)
Also just a note, when making the text which will hold the code, I’d recommend making the code first and then writing the text working around the code to get it in using as little words as possible, or you might end up like I did with all of the text there only giving 1 word
Actually actually, I have one last thing, thank you @rookieroc for asking, I have been dying to talk about this and so much more but I just haven’t found anyone to say it about
P.S. I will most likely add to this over time with reblogs with more information on different ciphers
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Some things I gotta say about J. D. Morrison and more:
1. I think the character got retconned as a different ethnicity is because DmC had one black-coded character who served as informant to Dante, but also his presence expands other implications about Limbo City & the hierarchy & punishment Demons dish out to even their own kind. Not to mention, he helped propel the plot even further AND could imply, with his powers, that he had seen some of the things coming based on having Dante as the one major factor that changes the tide against Mundus completely. Of course I'm talking about Phineas.
J. D. Morrison before & after || Phineas
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2. Personally I have no qualms or any other opinions about Morrison's change in DMC 5. He's practically the same character: informant, handler, has some personal items that link him to Dante and other people.. I guess I'm just baffled about the change in the 1st place. I'm uncomfortable that Morrison and even Nico, two black/poc characters, are a smidge tokenized and serve as a diversity quota. This isn't me saying n0 dArK bLack cHarActeRs.. but more like I wish Morrison was given more presence. Nico, as fun as she is, plays on some stereotypes. She especially has one line/scene that rubbed me the wrong way. I swear, she almost erased that thin line of being a Jerk with a Heart to just a Useful Jerk to Nero.
3. I'm adopting white anime Morrison into my fanfic-reboot dmc shenanigans ☺️👍 we renamed him Gaiman Morrison......we were not subtle.
I'm sure there must've been people who pointed out the whole thing with Morrison and Phineas and stuff..... I just think not many people talk about it or have other nuanced opinions about the needless change. I just hope Capcom sticks to their guns and just keep Morrison like that and maybe we get a glimpse of his perspective as a demon hunter businessman
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