#jem is not poor

[livvyjulian]

Cassandra telling us that jem is poor is basically a lie. How can u be poor and be able to maintain a whole castle in the middle of nothing? You must have a good income, and I’m pretty sure jem receives something from being not only a shadowhunter but a silent brother too. Also, Tessa must have money from all those years, like bffr 😭

#jem carstairs #tsc #herondale #emma carstairs #books #julian blackthorn #kit herondale #the shadowhunter chronicles #blackthorn #jemma blackstairs #carstairs #james carstairs #tessa gray #mina carstairs #jem is not poor

[drublaccthorn]

Cassie : Jem and Tessa are going to be reunited with Will in TWP!

Me : in life, right?!

Cassie :

Me, panic : CASSIE, IN LIFE RIGHT?!

#poor mina cannot be left alone okay #shadowhunters #tsc #the wicked powers #twp #the infernal devices #tid #cassandra clare #jem carstairs #will herondale #tessa gray #herongraystairs

[atdawn]

good to know that after 11 years bbc merlin can still make me cry like a baby

#thinking too hard about poor merlin oughhhghhghg things are painful and evil #e.txt #m #i also can't write fic but i started thinking i wish they could meet just once a year like jem and tessa skjdnf

[alastairstom]

speaking my truth: i love baby zachary, his adorableness, and everything he represents. but dear god his name makes me want to rip my hair out for multiple distinct reasons

#it's just cassie's jem obsession at work because jem has nothing to do w the family #also like. alastair and cordelia are beautiful proud old names #and this poor kid is zACHARY #whatre they gonna do call him ZACK #i wish hed been named after a persian relative

[imherongraystairstrash]

*breathes in* THE FACT THAT TESSA CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HER KIDS WITH WILL (AKA JAMIE AND LUCIE) BECAUSE IT HURTS SO MUCH IS SINGLEHANDEDLY THE MOST DEPRESSING BIT OF INFO I COULD HAVE RECEIVED THIS MONDAY AFTERNOON THANKS CASSIE *breathes out*

#she just- #she loved her precious babies so much #it breaks my soul that she had to leave them #because she couldn't stand the thought of watching them die #POOR TESSA #WHY DO THIS TO HER?? #but also poor kit when tessa blocked mina from the gun #plz tell me we get a tessa letter explaining why she and Jem were acting so weird #bc I felt like they were acting weird #of at least tessa reassuring kit that it's ok that he found the gun and that he did nothing wrong #please help him #he feels GUILTY #ugh the angst is toomuch #tessa herondale #lucie herondale #james herondale #will herondale #sobh

[accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes]

Dill, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Jem: You did WHAT–

Scout: William Snakepeare.

#this is their entire dynamic #poor Jem is TIRED #atticus finch #funny #incorrect quotes #jem finch #scout finch #tkam #to kill a mockingbird #american #books #classics #haha #incorrect book quotes #jokes #literature #memes #book memes #classic books #jean louise finch #literature memes #dill harris #siblings #siblings memes #friend group #incorrect to kill a mockingbird #tkamb #python #snake #pet snake

[rhiannons-bird]

AES | CAST LONG SHADOWS

-> from „Ghosts of the Shadow Market“

#cast long shadows #this fucking killed me #Matthew Fairchild #my baby #why #poor #Charlotte Fairchild #henry branwell #ghosts of the shadow market #Jem carstairs #fair Folk #shadow market #the last hours #chain of gold #chain of iron #aesthetic #aes #math fairchild #character aesthetic

[fangirlfreak08]

Rereading the Infernal devices and all I can think about is the dinner at the end of clockwork prince (where Tessa and Jem announce their engagement, Charlotte announces her pregnancy and Cecily walks in) as the scene from friends with Gideon being the one who goes ‘that’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds!’

#poor guy was dumbfounded #gideon lightwood #the infernal devices #clockwork prince #Shadowhunters #Tessa gray #Jem carstairs #charlotte fairchild #cecily herondale

[fluff-writing]

Inarius and dad jokes?

"Father, you know I am right about this." Rathma defiantly declared.

"Actually, you're a little to the left." Inarius told him wanly. "And you're wrong."

Mendeln blinked at the two ancient beings, squabbling like children. "...Did he just make a dad joke?"

Rathma could've snarled.

~~~

"Hey Pa!" Linarian yelled through the house. "I'm here with Jem! Where are you?"

"Hello 'Here with Jem'." Inarius called through an adjacent doorway. "It's nice to meet you. I'm in the den."

"No, his name's Jem. I clearly just told you that, 'in the den.'" Linarian traipsed through the house as if he owned the place, Jem slouching along after him.

"Why," Jem despaired. "Why are you two like this?"

"We are not 'Like This'." Inarius patiently explained. "We are Here With Jem and In The Den."

"That! Is exactly my point!"

"Come now Jem, he just told you he was In the Den. Twice." Linarian admonished lightly. "I've never heard of anyone named 'Exactly my Point. You kids. So silly these days."

#derps #anon #ask #answer #Inarius #Linarian #Rathma #Mendeln #Jem #Dad jokes #I tried lol #poor Jem it's hard when your dad and grandpa are both goobers

[ap-sadistics]

i just look at that poor lemon pig and i just think. to live is to suffer. at least for this very sad pig hfbwjufjsjdjsk

#its DYING...... ITS DEAD.... AND YET IT STILL CONTINUES TO DIE....... THIS IS WHAT ROT IS #like literally but in a way. metaphorical. #lemon pig is a poor condemned little thing. #jem's miscellany

[indiafishydish]

How?

Did you traffic babies over there so you would’ve already been on the lookout for ice?

Do you know how they do that the shift?

So you guys set out to make Indian men look like they all raped and molested their daughters and you guys do what here do you see what I mean and then Dr. Lang says well Americans are still better Rebecca actually Dr. Lang that’s very questionable and I don’t agree with you. I think that you’re a sick minded human being generally speaking, and you probably need to be killed yourself.

And then Nick tried to tell me everybody in town thinks you’re crazy Rebecca I’m the only one who believes in you now that’s not true a lot of people know exactly how much work I do and why sorry about your luck. Sorry about Brandys luck and Adams luck. A lot of luck is going to be changing.

Adam Houchens stop stealing I don’t think it’s very smart for you being a Jew in the first place you know how many people hate real Jews

This is a way bigger problem than just the lower class parents it’s the middle class ones also who are pretending like they are on the up and up and so they are going to target consider a target compassionate people

Dr. Lang, if you would just consider the fact that you don’t know everything maybe you would be a better fucking Dr. consider that bitch

They are all the suckers look at that they think that they’re gonna get so much information from the little children and then I say laughing at you and your dad, mom ha ha, ha, ha ha, the music, and of course, and you still can’t steal what you wanted to steal

That’s not what I said they say that and then they try to mark your words and say we are going to take your peace of mind from you. If that’s the only thing that can’t be stolen will take that too the fuck ever.

Well, what the fuck do you want me to say doctors are killing people all the time here

And then you guys get mad at me because I composed something beautiful to help many people, but Dr. Lang doesn’t want many people helped because he’s not a good man. He’s not a good medical doctor he’s not a good anything he’s a racist classist genetic I’m gonna say geneticist, but that’s not the right word because a geneticist is actually a person who studies genetics anyway he’s a genetic waste of my space

I said I was gonna Nancy eat shit aren’t you like 90 jump off a bridge? I��m so over you. We all are.

#poor potato bullshit #dr Michael Lang #sickos of usa medicine #our flag means death #this usa flag prolly do mean death #Adam Houchens the real Jew ungrateful #Adam Houchens #items haha #artists on tumblr #star wars #stranger things #the owl house #research haha ancestry dot what woods #pierce tripp and Evelyn may need homes yet #they think they are doing well by others #they’re not #dr rats must exist though #Jem they #and and and we have problems

[romanken]

It's extremely funny that I don't like julian out of all of the tsc protagonist boys ... He was built in a lab to appeal to the macho asshole ya love interest haters and im still like hmmmmm actually I like the shitty one from the published harry potter fanfiction

#its just. genuinely nice and sweet guy??? jem did that. Afraid Of Inner Darkness? jace did that. motivated by love of family? will did that #forbidden love? they all did that. so who CARES #i think its just that him and emma are sooo fucking boring. childhood friends? forbidden love? groundbreaking. maybe if she pegged #maybe if cc made his arc ALL about being a parents to four kids as a teen himself and what that did to him instead of pushing him and emma. #you will NEVER be my poor little meow meow jace

[rise-my-angel]

Hi! Do you have any favorite go-to clothing stores?

Not really, i shop mostly in second hand stores beacuse i like to look at all the variety, and usually i find cute or cozy or interesting pieces that you dont find with bigger manufacturers. Or i buy stuff from small online stores or something like etsy if im looking for something more specific.

#part of it is im too poor to shop at mainstream stores i genuinly cannot afford it #and also working in a second hand store for 3 years really made me appreciate taking time to look through the variety to find the jems

[blackopals-world]

How successful do you think Fellow would be? Honestly part of me thinks he might get beaten up by Jester!Yuu in a kinda slapstick style for bringing a bad name to funny little silly guys

Let me answer that with this

Circus Jem

Fellow tries to claim a new attraction.

Fellow felt very lucky. Very lucky indeed that such a perfect doll waltzed right in.

One so perfect they looked as if they belonged already, no need to dress them up.

Sure the others that came along were just a bonus now that they brought such a gift.

Their face was painted porcelain with a golden star and pastel lips. All dolled up in ribbons and bells. Their clothes were designed to look like the wearer had been pulled from a circus poster.

He could already see those lovely ribbons pulled taunt like puppet strings.

Fellow watched his prey flit from attraction to attraction their charm sending waves of excitement through the other patrons.

They gathered and praised their looks and asked for pictures and took videos. The little clown juggled and danced doing tricks on the merry-go-round.

A mascot. Yes! They were perfect to play that part.

Fellow waited until the little one had separated from the group that fawned over them like a beloved toy. He even laughed at that thought knowing he would steal it from them.

"Are you enjoying your day here?" He asked leaning over the entertainer.

"Absol-tully! I love it here!" They practically chirped.

"And your group? Where are they?" He asked examining his prize more closely. They were in good condition, no visible marks at least.

"Oh, I wanted to get some cotton candy. Villy would never let me have any. But it's my favorite treaty." They whined their lower lip poked out.

Fellow felt an arrow in his chest. He understood why the clown was dotted on. Their strange speech pattern and childish mannerisms could draw anyone in.

"You poor thing. Why don't you come with me. I show you the best candy stall in the park. I won't tell a soul what you did." He said taking the jester by the hand. "

He led them away deeper into the heart of the park.

"I hope you don't mind me saying this but you fit in quite well here. It's a shame you won't be staying longer. You've really brightened this humble park." Fellow said in sorrow.

"I know! This place is just so cozy but also cold. Chilly but no cheese! It feels like home though." They said. Fellow didn't get the meaning behind those words.

" I could use your help to change that. You could stay here. I promise you'll love it. Fun and games every day and an adoring crowd to perform for every night. You would always fit in among the others. All the cotton candy you want and no one to tell you no." Fellow lead the clown to a special room away from the park. A space with a lovely cage just for his new doll.

"Em. No, thanks! I'm not just some clown you know. I'm a jester! As such I need my people. As long as they're happy I'm happy too. But I can't make them happy if I'm far far away. That would make me super sad." They said agast "Hey wait. This isn't the candy place."

"Unfortunately for you, it's not. But don't worry my precious doll. I bring you some to decorate your new cage." Fellow laughed as he raised his staff.

Only for it to be knocked form his hand.

"You lied! You aren't Honest at all. In fact, you aren't even fun. That makes me mad! And I hate being mad!" The jester growled as they grabbed the fox by the front of the shirt.

Fellow struggled to get out of the iron grip.

"Hey wait! I-" He tried to say.

"I'm bored. You're boring me with the flip-flapping of your lips. Now you have to take responsibility and entertain me funny man."

The group was in chaos. They had lost Yuu!

There was no telling where they went. Were they kidnapped?! That clown has no survival instincts and no sense of fear at all.

Lilia suggested they ask if anyone had seen them after all a brightly dressed jester is hard to miss.

And lucky them they found their missing clown standing on a stage with Fellow's staff in hand.

"Come one come all! And see a wonderful show! See the disgrace that is the Fallen Ringmaster! Watch him dance upon my strings!" Yuu commanded the fox to do tricks like a dog. "Jump Fellow! Now Speak! Jump through the hoop and don't get burned!"

The audience was losing it as they laughed at the foolish display. Honest seemed to be under some sort of hypnotic spell but was still fully aware of his torment.

Yuu figured out the staff was a magic tool to control people. They were such a smart cookie.

Unfortunately, the spell didn't last long as Fellow regained his body and turned to attack the little clown.

The group charged the stage to stop him only for-

*CRACK*

Yuu stood there holding a broken staff-well stick in their hands after they swung it full force across Fellow's head.

The fox went down with a thud after getting a definite concussion.

"Oopies!" The jester giggled, bashfully hiding the bloodied staff behind their back.

#jester!yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #fellow honest #playful land event #vil schoenheit #twst vil #twisted wonderland vil #twst lilia #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland lilia

[margareturtle]

Thinking about the funny age misconceptions that would occur in TSC due to immortality & faerie

Like Tessa and Lucie def had a period where they were mistaken for twins when out in public together

Emma and Julian are out to lunch with Tessa and Jem and someone calls “Carstairs” for an order and both Emma and Jem stand up out of habit but then the staff thinks that they are the one’s who are married (bc they look nothing alike)

Poor Clary would be triggered bc she and Ash don’t look that far apart in age to begin with combined with the fact that Ash is way taller than her someone would mistake Clary for being Ash’s younger sister 😭

Tessa eternally looks like a college kid and Kit will be 18 so some mundane could def mistake Tessa for being Kit’s girlfriend if they saw Kit hugging her 😭

#the wicked powers #kit herondale #the shadowhunter chronicles #the dark artifices #ash morgenstern #tessa gray #jem carstairs #lucie herondale #clary fairchild #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #twp #tsc #tda #tlh

[f4nd0m-fun]

@lilianade-comics

So maybe this is unwelcome because I don't see your asks being open anymore but...

I had a minor horrifying idea? I know your AU is meant to be sweet and it does have comfort at the end but still.

Anyway, as it goes, Danielle ends up in the past. Vlad cares for her, comes to see her as a daughter of sorts even.

But then her instability hits.

This is the first time that he meets Clockwork, but probably gets forced to forget it until... Clockwork shows up in the future, maybe a year after Danielle's initial disappearance.

Too be canon compliant, Vlad forgot about her because of Clockwork but, subconsciously, he knew he was missing a child. And when he saw Danny? Part of him knew that his child was tied to him.

But Danielle doesn't feel right to him, and he needs more time, he needs to loosen the grip his obsession holds on him before he can be allowed to remember.

But during that year Danielle was gone? Clockwork was allowing his memories to show up real-time in comparison to his past, and he slowly realizes. And he struggles to put together an even stronger method of stabilization, maybe even using his own mid-morph because he's grown, he's not going to bother Danny, and it's really just a bridge, doesn't cause much difference. So when Danielle finally returns to him, he's able to stabilize her.

And from this point on, you get Present-Day!Half-Redeemed!Vlad. You get him putting her in school, even if it starts out with her deaged a little to preserve ectoplasm. You have him very carefully introducing her to Jack and Maddie (who may or may not notice the similarities. You've got him being a dad again.

Danielle is confused, but, to her, it seems like Vlad is closer to the him he was when she was living with his past. Plus, he probably buys her the entire Jem series or something.

I dunno but It seems like a good way to merg your AU with Canon.

But yeah, not only for Vlad lose his friends but then his daughter kindred spirit and then he lost his memories. Poor guy.

#a girl out of time #NOT my au