#jock!harry potter

[peachpety]

✩ COME AS YOU ARE ✩ by peachpety HP Quidditchfest 2021 ★ E ★ 3.8k ★ art by @fictional

A modern non-magical high school AU feat. jock!harry, nerd!draco & a letterman jacket If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up.

✩ ✩ ✩ one year, y'all ❤️ a big thank you to @mystickitten42, without whom i wouldn't be writing today! ily xo peach 🍑

#peach writes #one year anniversary #drarry #hp fanfic #drarry fanfic #jock x nerd #jock!harry potter #nerd!draco malfoy #letterman jacket #social media edits #hp fanart #high school au #non magical au #modern au

[teddytheartist]

Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry

I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe

#look at him omg #i like my men bloody as you can see #i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin #something took over my body for a bit #scary shit #anyyyyways #in my little brainrot head #harry potter #is an actual sarcastic shithead #just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy #just a little idiot jock #but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm #omg #he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE #just to piiisssss hermione off #brown harry potter #drarry #draco malfoy #also pleaseee mercy #i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it #im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED #sniffs sniffs in Mexican

[jackie4dinner]

James the type of guy to say “this one is for you” before shooting a hoop only to miss terribly.

#I can’t have been the first to say this #but idc 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #the truth needs to be spread #James is a dumb jock #spreading my pathetic James potter agenda #but it’s kinda endearing #his charm is the only thing he has going for him 😔😔 #marauders #marauders era #james potter #harry potter #lily evens

[xzyumi]

had this horrendous realization a while ago abt my very specific type in ships

#my partner says that harry is not a jock he's a massive nerd #which is also true for zoro #uh how do i tag this #one piece #hp #zosan #drarry #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #draco malfoy #harry potter #yumidraws #artists on tumblr

[rewritingcanon]

did you know you can tell if someone is not a nextgen-predominant fan just from the way they characterise and write james sirius potter? did you also know you can tell which among those people like snape and which like the marauders more? just from the way they write james sirius potter.

#hes either the sillyest guy around or the literal devil #i get jumpscared every time hes acting like a total dickhead in a scorbus fic. im like??? #and then i click on their profile and it all makes sense. they just project james and sirius onto him #whereas the marauders fans do the same and make him a himbo dumb jock #i hate both characterisations but i understand why they do that when i look at his lines in hpcc #anyways little rant #james sirius potter #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting

[petruchio]

harry potter is so funny honestly bc ultimately yes it’s just a fairly run of the mill middle grade mystery fantasy series but the thing that really sets it apart isn’t the magic, it’s that it’s a series starring only jocks.

like there was a whole house for the smart kids and not a single one of the main characters was in it. blows my mind that there’s a whole bit in one of the books where harry is gifted a mysterious potentially dangerous enchanted broom while there is a suspected murderer who is thought to be actively trying to assassinate him and when hermione is like idk maybe don’t just immediately use the potentially cursed mystery gift he low key goes ballistic on her bc he cares more about getting to play with cool sports gear more than he cares about, like, being alive. and the book fully supports him in that!! the narration is like, isn’t hermione so crazy for that. she should’ve just let him play with his new sports stuff. how dare she imply that this mysterious object that was given to him from an unknown sender might be tied to the larger plot against harry’s life despite the fact that that’s the main conflict we’re dealing with rn.

idk it’s just so funny to me that hp got such traction with nerds when the entire series is actually just about exploring the question “what if the meathead star athlete of your high school tried to solve mysteries. and also there was magic.”

#fuck it im drunk. harry potter take time #people go on and on in the books that hermione is so smart #it’s rly just that she’s the only one of those meatheads who turns in her assignments #and everyone is like. GOLD STAR!!!!! #caroline speaks #and not mentioning also that #the mysteries the jock is solving are being created by a drama queen with absolutely 0 foresight #you guys ever thought about what voldemorts plan was? bc you shouldn’t

[made-by-moon]

James is jock coded. Combining his quidditch obsession and aspirations with the Marauders' pranks, he would constantly be bumbed, pushed, punched, ect.

Because of that, he would constantly break his glasses cause this boi has no understanding of responsibility or self care.

AND BECAUSE OF THAT, and because Lily loves him and she's a genius, she would make him a pair of self repairing glasses. Every time they broke, they would go back to their original state as if nothing had happened. Something like regeneration.

Lily worked hard on them and James loves them. He never needed another pair ever since.

(It would also be nice if Harry inherited them. This boy needs them.)

#harry potter #the marauders #marauders #james potter #bisexual james potter #lily evans #bisexual lily evans supremacy #jily #jily fic #jily fanfiction #jily fluff #fluff #child harry potter #glasses #jock james potter #smart lily evans #quidditch

[loony-loopy]

Hot Take

why don't people ship Remus and James???

the sun and the moon anyone...? no? Quidditch jock and werewolf nerd...? no? i mean it was probably james that decided to become animagi, and if you'll recall sirius was like super insensitive to remus being a werewolf... no?? no one??? ok...

#marauders #harry potter #books #moony #prongs #moony x prongs #remus lupin #james potter #remus lupin x james potter #siriusly why is this not a ship??? #sun x moon #jock x nerd #like how do we all agree that remus was james' first kiss but we dont ship them???

[total-shipper]

There you go with the 34th and 35th page of the Hogwarts AU comic "The Detention"!!!! 😍❤️😍

Let me know what you think and I hope you like it!😊❤😘

#total drama #total drama island #total drama action #total drama tour #total drama revenge of the island #total drama all stars #total drama art #total drama au #total drama brick #total drama jo #total drama jock #tdroti #td brick #td jo #hogwarts #hogwarts au #harry potter #harry potter au #harry potter movies #total drama comic

[shawolsos]

I unironically think that Ryan Evans and Chad Danforth from High School Musical are a Lily Evans and James Potter variant respectively

#speaking my truth #a kind of jock character who is VERY passionate (probably too passionate) about playing for his school sports team #seems a bit full of themself at first but is actually really sweet and loveable once you get to know them #and a kind and caring and studious yet strong minded character who's last name is evans and who suits a good hat #and who thinks the jockish character is arrogant and brutish but ends up falling in love with them after spending some time with them #i mean #I MEAN #troyella would be wolfstar #troy is sirius #gabriella is remus #sharpay is marlene #chyan #jily #high school musical #marauders #harry potter #cerys rambles

[peachpety]

Hello! I would like spooky and 13, please! EEK this is so exciting 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 peachpety, you are the best.

hi my sweet thing! it's been forever and a day...but i've finally posted your fic! i took great liberties in my interpretation. love you lots! 🎃

No Bones About It, by peachpety (T, 5k)

A non-magical modern college AU feat. jock Harry Potter & nerd Draco Malfoy

See official tumblr post here!

#thirteen ficlets #peach writes #thirteen ficlets prompt requests #fulfilled! #imma get to them all #y'all may have halloween in march but i'm determined! #drarry #drarry fanfic #ladderofyears #halloween drarry #jock x nerd #jock!harry potter #nerd!draco malfoy

[oxydiane]

i love the idea of post battle of hogwarts harry distancing himself from the wizarding world because he despises his fame and he despises being reminded of all the lost lives that weight on his shoulder every single day. he hates the fact that everyone will know him first for being a major part of a war he was born into and never wanted to fight in. i love the idea of harry leaving no traces for the wizarding world to find him and trying to have a break in the muggle world. the “break” eventually goes from a week to two to a month and when he finds a muggle partner, a nice group of friends from the place he works at and a hobby to fill his days, he decides he might just stay there forever. stay in the muggle world where he isn’t the chosen one or the saviour, just harry

#i think he’d enjoy scrapbooking #also his partner would def be a jock #an athlete #please #i need harry leaving the wiz world and finding a muggle bf fanfiction #like so bad #i need it so BADD #harry potter #harry james potter #post hogwarts #post battle of hogwarts #headcanon #soo talks #ramble #ish #hp headcanon #thoughts #harry potter epilogue what epilogue

[tokyodriftin]

now when i say i’m a regulus black kinnie, i don’t mean i stabbed my brother in the back and i’m a bigot.

i mean i’m scared of social interaction, my best friend is my cat, and i sleep face down so if i die in the night i won’t look embarrassing when they find me. 

#oh and i also have a thing for jocks #it's unfortunate #harry potter #marauders #regulus #regulus black #jegulus #james potter #dead gay wizards

[jingycakes]

Here’s what was going to be my entry to @total-shipper ‘s hog warts dtiy challenge. Sadly I didn’t finish it in time as the deadline was yesterday, but I can’t let this go to waste! Plus I thought she’d still like to see my redraw of her scene of baby Jo staring at baby Brick in class for the first time (totally love at first sight!) 🥰🥰🥰

#total drama #total drama revenge of the island #td brick #td jo #td jock #jock jock jock #total drama brick #total drama jo #harry potter au #hogwarts au #totalshippertdhogwartsdtiys

[rewritingcanon]

sirius and james are the type of high schoolers to grab each other in parts where the sun dont shine in the middle of the school hallway at like 7am on a monday

#‘i love you mr beast 🥺🤫’ #they also def say stepbro jokes #can someone tell me why high school boys genuinely do this #theyve all gaslit me into thinking its normal bcuz theyre always groping each others junk likeeee #harry potter #hp #marauders #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #starbucks #rewriting #the locker above mine belonged to this popular jock who had his ‘friends’ dry hump him every day when i waited to put my shit away 💀💀 #i just grew desensitised to it ig

[caramelapplesauce]

i am an absolute sucker for perciver!! i just love them so much <33

#harry potter #golden trio era #percy weasley #oliver wood #perciver #jock x nerd #they are the cutest