#kinda crack

[cinnbar-bun]

Random Things I Think Crocodile Does

This isn’t really anything special it’s just my word vomit. As always, MENA!Croc 💖💖 my beloved. No defined gender for reader. This is just random ass hcs for funsies kinda crack ngl.

All below!

Snores loudly in bed. The cigars are catching up to him. Refuses to get help for it or acknowledge he may have a snoring problem.

Falls asleep really quickly. Like. Anywhere. If you two are sitting on the couch watching a movie, he’ll fall asleep ten minutes in (if you’re lucky enough to have his attention that long) and then wake up when the credits roll. He’ll sleep through a damn war, but suddenly the credits are up and he’ll say “wow, what a great movie.”

Pistachio man. Loves pistachio ice cream. Loves pistachio ashta pancakes. Loves pistachio anything.

I mean in general he looks like he’d love eating mixed nuts but I think he’d enjoy pistachios the most.

Drinks tea very very dark with no sugar.

OKAY SO IM NOT SURE IF YALL WILL UNDERSTAND I THINK THIS IS LIKE AN IMMIGRANT OR POC EXPERIENCE BUT THOSE THICK ASS BLANKETS?? WITH LIKE THE PRINTS ON THEM??? He has one, it’s blue and has tigers on it. (Why is it always tigers?)

Doesn’t like you touching the thermostat in true daddy fashion.

But like in the opposite way, I think his DF makes it so he is immune to the heat so he cranks that shit up and you’re sweating buckets.

Likewise could you imagine him being a baby the minute the temperature drops a bit?? 😭😭 he’s wrapped up in twenty layers because it’s 68 degrees and he’s convinced he’ll freeze to death.

Don’t bother playing Monopoly with him.

The old man who squints his eyes and puts his phone to his face to read anything.

Guy who sends long ass voice messages/voicemails to you, count how many times he almost hacks his lungs out.

Omg like my personal favorite thing… him slipping into an Arabic accent or using Arabic whenever he has a brain fart on an English word.

#one piece #one piece x reader #x reader #reader insert #one piece hcs #sir crocodile x reader #crocodile #crocodile x reader #sir crocodile #kinda crack #ooooohhhhh MENA Croc my beloved #my habibi #my darling #you are my everything <3333

[i-simp-stobotnik]

This post, by @kelltern-tempest gave me a giggle yesterday, so I made this thing. Stone is a horny, horny little freak, you cannot convince me otherwise.

Can you figure out the reference in the bolt name? It's not that deep but lol my holiday brain goes brrr.

#stobotnik #agent stone #dr robotnik #dr eggman #jimbotnik #my art #kinda crack #my holiday is over on Mon tho säd :( #it's been quite a long time since I've posted anything feels kinda weird to do this again #stobotnik has not left my brain even though this blog has been a bit quiet #not to say i ever was that active

[lost-in-my-world-of-dreams]

Oh No! Looks Looks Like Kolya Needs Some New Clothes!

Nikolai Gogol x Reader

You were out shopping for your boyfriend when you got a genius idea. You had to do most of the shopping for Nikolai since, he is part of a terrorist organization, (you are part of the doa too but you’re more sneaky, shhh) and today, your loving partner needed some extra clothes as one too many of his had fallen victim to an excessive amount of blood splatter, and this time even his seemingly magical detergent couldn’t save it. 

    But, this lead you to your amazing revelation. It’s no secret that Nikolai has got the most gorgeous thighs in all of human existence, and he was not afraid to own that fact, or to tease you about it for that matter. And who are you to pass up the opportunity to make him show them off? It was fate that the store you went to just so happened to be selling off their excess halloween  costumes. So how were you supposed to not buy that slutty nun costume that had the extremely high slits in the dress? And besides, the material was surprisingly high quality.

  When you returned home with the most suspicious grin on your face, Nikolai instantly knew something was up. So he used his ability to snatch the bag from you to peak at its contents, suspecting that it was the cause of your evil smile.

  “Oh? And what could be in this bag that has my dove so excited?” He teases, evading your attempts at retrieving it and bringing it to himself to peak inside. Upon seeing the garment you oh so lovingly picked out for him, his face goes a little bit red and he starts to laugh.

  “Well you did say that you needed some new clothes until you could make yourself new ones, so i took some creative liberties.” 

  “AAHHH MY DOVE YOU FLATTER ME!!” Nikolai jumps at you and spins you around in a tight hug. 

  “Now… let me go try this on!!” He grins and runs away to the bedroom to change into the wonderful new outfit you picked out.

#bsd nikolai x reader #nikolai gogol x reader #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai gogol #nikolai bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x gn reader #nikolai x y/n #kinda crack #i can’t write seriously to save my life #first attempt at an x reader #one day i’ll pull through and not write crack (or semi-crack)

[chaotic-orphan]

The Hero and The Infant part 2

Read part one here!

I found this orphaned in my drafts and I don’t know why I never posted it but here you go now, eat that up it’s good for you

*~*~*~*~*

“Villain.”

The hero didn’t shout it. They didn’t need to. Villain would hear them fine even over all the destruction and screaming and emergency services.

Hero just stared from the street up at Villain and villain looked down at Hero. Hero lifted their hand in a wave and then pulled the cigarette from their lips, exhaling a lungful of smoke.

“Hero-“ sidekick began but Hero shook their head.

“It’s okay kid. I got it from here,” hero said still staring at Villain. “So you gonna invite me up or do I have to climb twelve flights of stairs?”

Villain just stared. Sidekick moved forward, suddenly hesitant in bringing hero here. Just as they opened their mouth to say it to hero, they were wrenched into the sky by an invisible hand and suddenly hero was below them.

“Fucking shit,” Hero cursed, flicking their cigarette to the ground as they started running to the apartment building to the left of Villain and taking the stairs two at a time.

Villain stared at sidekick with a scientific kind of curiosity. “You’re new,” Villain purred. Their voice like liquid silver dancing it’s way through the sky to Sidekick’s ears sending a shiver down their spine.

“Yeah. I’m Superhero’s sidekick.”

Villain tilted their head to the side. “Do you know the mortality rate of Superhero’s previous sidekicks?”

Sidekick stared villain in the eye as they said, “I do.”

“And you took the job anyways?”

“I did.”

“Hmm. Not very chatty. You remind me of an old friend of mine.”

“Hero, I’m guessing.”

Villain smiled. “Yes. My dear cantankerous hero.”

“I met them today. They were difficult.”

“Nothing easy is worth anything, sidekick. Some parting advice.”

“You’re letting me go?”

“Oh yes,” said Villain. “Quite literally.”

Sidekick didn’t have time to process Villain’s words before wind rushed through their clothes, through their hair, through them as they fell like a comet to earth.

Then their momentum stopped suddenly and they were swinging into a brick wall, their arm yanked out of its socket and Hero above them, leaning out a broken window, two feet planted on the sill and pulled Sidekick up despite their cries and cursing.

“God, I know. I’m sorry sidekick. You shouldn’t have been here.”

“Fucking what the fuck?!” Sidekick mewled cradling their arm to their chest.

“Villain doesn’t usually act like this,” Hero told them matter to factly.

“What?”

“They don’t usually act this way. First impressions are everything but I swear there’s good in them.”

Sidekick blinked at Hero as Hero helped them to their feet. “You’re defending them?!”

“Well it’s my fault you see. I haven’t been returning their texts.”

“You haven’t— what?!”

“Your shoulder—“ hero said. “It’s dislocated.”

“No fucking shit! You yanked it out of it’s socket!”

“Would you rather be a splat on the concrete? Cause I can still push you out the window.”

Sidekick walked to the stairwell and braced themselves against the wall. Hero stepped forward a warning on their lips: “kid, I wouldn’t do th—“

A resounding pop and a shriek of pain from sidekick as they slid down the wall, breathing harshly through gritted teeth.

Hero opened their mouth, but Sidekick just held up a finger and wagged it in Hero’s stupid face: “don’t. Say. Anything.”

Sidekick braced themselves against the wall, sliding up it with a groan of pain and rolled their shoulder. Forwards. Backwards. Then they set their furious eyes on Hero and without a word turned and started ascending the stairwell to the roof.

Hero laughed, stunned at the kid’s resilience and followed them up the stairs. “Do you want some—“

“Just shut the hell up,” Sidekick said, kicking the door to the roof open and looking down pointedly at Hero who was midway through taking a bag of sweets from their pocket. “And go out and do your job.”

“Yes boss,” Hero said with a smile, putting a fizzy lace through their teeth. They emerged onto the roof, arms spread wide and yelled: “what the fuck are ya doing?” to Villain who was no doubt still floating in the sky, and Sidekick sat down heavy on the steps and took a few deep breaths before joining Hero on the roof.

*~*~*~*~*

Continued here

#writblr #hero villain writing #hero villain snippet #hero villain story #hero #villain #hero x villain #villain x hero #villain x hero relationship #hero x villain fluff #the hero and the infant #hero villain fluff #this is fluff #as fluff as it’s gonna get #honestly #kinda crack #crack treated as fluff #but i love these two #they are funny #orphan writing #orphan #writing #bad hero #bad superhero #bad mentor #poor sidekick

[breakandbuildfiction]

Meeting Other Royals

After becoming the Ghost King of the Infinite Realms, Danny finds himself having to take on a lot of new responsibilities. Chief among these is the duty to represent the Realms at interdimensional events for High Society. Luckily for Danny, he isn’t the only teenager/young adult forced to attend, so at least he has some people he can hang out with between schmoozing it up with his fellow bigwigs.

#Danny Phantom #Hazbin Hotel #Helluva Boss #DP x HH #DPxHH #DP x HB #DPxHB #Danny Fenton #Can include universes as well #Ghost King Danny #Octavia Goetia #Charlie Morningstar #Kids at gallas #High Society stuff #Complaining about High Society stuff #Humor #Kinda Crack #Crack Treated Seriously #Danny is not fancy #Danny is not classy #Think Old Money vs New Money #But with immortals #And magic

[tineetinylily]

Why my au exists in the first place/j

From what I've seen kavetham is just a whole lot of bickering/arguing (no hate it's just from what I've seen lol)

#laytham au ੈ✩‧₊˚ #revalink #kavetham #alhaitham #kaveh #revali #loz link #genshin impact #loz botw #i don't rlly ship either soo #kinda crack

[burnieblanders]

Headcanon....what do the boys smell like......(i love smells.....)

Lucy- a sensibly scented cologne thats not too overwhelming and very sophisticated

Mam- something tacky and way too strong that he naturally spent too much money on lol

Levi- deodorant if youre lucky, if not he smells like salt water and someone who doesnt leave the house🐟

Saty- he bought a cologne specifically to make himself smell like that lovely book smell 📖 (like the dork he is lol)

Asmo- he likes to switch up his perfumes and colognes but he has a favourite and i imagine it would be very strong and sweet, the kind that hurts your nose (i mean...it would hurt my nose >_> lol)

Beel- a mix of whatever hes been cooking/eating and deodorant (i dont see him wearing cologne cause then how will he smell the food!!!)

Belphie- i dont see him wearing cologne cause it would hurt his nose while hes trying go sleep and relax, usually he smells like sleep sweat but sometimes he smells like hes been burning lavender candles 🕯

Dia- a robust and manly cologne 😍

Barb- it depends on the time of day cause he does so much, so he'll smell like the food hes cookin at dinner, or like tea when hes been organizing the pantry, or even cleaning supplies sometimes

Simy- flowers 💐 just a really sweet and soft and very easy smell

Sol- man musk 🤤 sorry, no wait ill be serious, ok, incense, chalk and old books 🔮

#obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #kinda crack #obey me crack #i love smelling people i cant lie #my mc smells like coconut♡ #i love natural smells more than artificial ones

[alexiethymia]

Sato's charm and power is so great that not even 'would be asexual maybe if not for Ran so basically Ran-sexual' Shinichi is immune.

#dcmk #detective conan #kudo shinichi #sato miwako #basically my key takeaway from movie 25 #is that there have actually been two people who were able to fluster or make shinichi blush apart from ran #one is sato #the other is...hagiwara #which I mean I don't blame him #completely understandable #sato is transcendent #everyone admires her regardless of age or gender #as they should #it's kinda a cute parallel to the early omiai story #another reason why wedding dresses might automatically fluster shinichi would be because his mind automatically goes to an image of #ran as his bride #kinda crack #don't take this seriously

[vaxxy-after-dark]

okay what if soulmark au, Vax has sylas' mark on his neck???

oh gods thats yummy.. hmm...

Okay, let's say that soul marks are your soul mate's initials - going by chosen name, or soul name, rather than necessarily going by legal name.

I headcanon the twins' mom has the surname Heatherwood, so Vax and Vex would be VH.

Whereas Sylas is SB.

Percy clocks it the moment he first meets the twins for sure, but he can't say anything as the twins have no idea who the Briarwoods even are yet.

He remembers seeing VH on the back of Sylas' left hand once and starts to panic.

Maybe Vax has his hair up so he can cook? And Percy just sees SB on his neck and freezes up mid conversation with Keyleth or something.

He asks Keyleth what the twins' surname is and Keyleth has to admit she doesn't know, the twins refuse to talk about their past and only use their first names or nicknames.

Cue Percy stressing over this for the next year or so, but never revealing it, until that dreaded dinner invite arrives.

Percy rereads the guest list over and over again, trying not to have a nervous breakdown as he realises Vax'ildan will no doubt meet Sylas tonight.

The others know something is up and immediately grill Percy.

Then Vax offers to skip dinner so he can snoop on the evil couple after Percy explains what has him so anxious.

(He leaves out the soul mark stuff, less he scare the twins.)

Dinner arrives and oh fuck they're here!! oh shit!!

Dinner ends up a mess with the Briarwoods leaving the table before Vax can return, Percy realising he's trapped Vax with the couple despite his best efforts to keep them apart.

Meanwhile, Vax is caught by the couple and they see the SB in bold black letters clear on his pale white neck - Vax seeing VH on Sylas' hand as the man catches Vax by his shirt.

Their marks glow red in recognition of each other and oh Vax feels pulled to Sylas as Sylas feels pulled to Vax too.

Delilah ends up watching them as they make out and fall into bed, lost in the heat of their marks finally meeting for the first time... until Percy bursts into the room, Bad News out and ready to start blasting.

Cue the most awkward and embarrassing fight of Vax's life as he's snapped back to his senses naked in bed with only the goddammed enemy.

Poor boy is so confused but quickly throws his clothes back on and joins the fray once his mind caches up to everything.

Following the Briarwoods' escape, Vox Machina have a very long conversation with Percy about withholding very important information...

#cw dubcon #kinda crack #this was so silly #asked and answered #anonymous #syvax #vaxxy answers #vaxxy writes... something

[idolpyre]

i’m gonna make glamfred a dbd verse but like. he’s just a big hunking survivor. killers do nothing to him because he is just a huge metal bear. all at the cost that his paws are too large and he cannot do gens and also you can literally hear him from a billion miles away, and he has separation anxiety like a big dog so he follows the other survivors around — bringing the killer right to them. you see freddy running towards you and you’re like NO. NO GO OVER THERE.

#mobile tbt. #kinda crack #crack treated seriously #i wanna give febby a dbd verse so i can interact with all my faves but like….. he is a bear 😔

[dragonofthestone]

If Chimera Tim was a dog he'd be a Viszla. Sometimes called Velcro dogs

Like Viszla's he can and will be come like velcro to you but only with specific individuals (mostly Kain)

Bonded he is also extremely loyal those he bonds

But will get very upset and anxious when left alone and feeling neglected

#lab!life tim #kinda crack

[diddle-riddle]

Here for the Tease

[Semi-explicit sex scene. Bruce is horny for his human, Eddie eventually lets him be in charge and they are both stupid in a fun way. The tone of this snippet is closer to crack]

........ ........

A slick tendril raises up the side of his leg under his jeans. It feels like a string of lukewarm alive seaweed undulating against his skin. Lazily, the appendage curls from his thoroughly waxed calf to the scar on his knee, runs alongside the tender flesh inside his right thigh... plays mockingly with the band of his boxer shorts.

Edward's breathing rate increases.

He cannot lecture his symbiote-friend: he is sitting in a crowded amphitheater, listening to a presentation from the designer standing on the set. His stupid boss Daniel Mockridge enrolled video game programmers in a week of internship for them to 'get on the page' with the latest technological progresses regarding digital imaging.

Not that twenty-year-old Eddie needs any of this. His first project, Riddle of the Minotaur, meets a flourishing success; he is already planning a second game in this universe, Riddle Factory under its working title, and makes researches to develop another concept centered around a mix between the Egyptian and European versions of the Sphinx he'll place at the center of an investigation game.

For someone who never went to college, Ed has a visionary spirit in matter of business.

He also relies on... a busy, fulfilling private life.

Eddie smiles fondly when thinking about his four-year-old daughter, who spends the day at her mother and step-father's house. Albeit he earned complete custody over Stephanie, Crystal and Arthur remain helpful. When Steph's aunts Nina and Diedre can't take her in charge while her dad is at work, he can count on Stephie's mother and Crystal's husband.

He was in a hurry this day finishes to finally get back home.

The tentacle trails under his briefs, distracting Ed from thoughts related to his job and family. The symbiote teases the area far too close to his cock... and changes of shape, remaining thin to fit in his jeans but extending enough to cup his balls. As if a flat hand abruptly put a delicate pressure against him and held it there, not moving, just... electrifying him due to the deliciously torturous closeness.

"Bruce..." he curses, shifting his thighs uncomfortably. "Not now, be patient..."

He bites his lower lip to block any suspicious sound when the hand starts to massage his sac gently.

No one on either seats next to his, but two seats on his right and only one on his left separate him from strangers, workers in Mockridge's company or programmers from other corps, who gathered for the 'courses' displayed there from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

"We are not alone..." he blames him, whispering furiously while his hands ball into fists on his sides to manifest his intense displeasure... or as a consequence of his growing arousal.

Or both.

His trousers feel far too tight all of a sudden.

If anything, the young man's half-hearted attempt at regaining a composure amuses the alien, who lets out a discreet laugh only Eddie hears.

Far too long to be a human finger, a sort of digit leaves the 'hand' squeezing his lower manhood to slide along the shaft then stroke the sensitive skin of his head.

Ed's teeth dig deeper into his lip to refrain a pitiful whining.

Bruce's shapeshifting form adapts to envelop his whole cock, trapping the hardening length inside an impossible to describe grip.

And then he starts to move. The most skilled hands of the planet stroke his penis, slowly, ever so slowly though efficaciously... It isn't long before Edward fusses on his seat, more and more unable to restrain strangled yelps when Bruce applies the equivalent of a thumb flat against his tip or when the alien's rhythm gives him the impression to be dutifully deepthroated.

"That's it, I fucking hate you," he murmurs as a conclusion, shoulders trembling and legs turned into jelly when he stands up from his folding auditorium chair.

Eddie apologizes towards the two girls and a boy he has to disrupt to exit his row and walks to the alley. A prudent move to stay not far from the top of the amphitheater: he doesn't attract much attention upon him when he heads for the doors located at the extremity of the huge room.

The internship takes place in an university that often rents its auditoriums for presentations like these.

Edward is glad not to meet more than two young persons kissing in a corridor, he reaches the closest desert toilets and locks himself in a cabin.

Even here he can't exactly be 'noisy' in case a boy enters, but at least he won't give his chair neighbors the impression he plays with himself during a class. If anyone noticed the sweat perking on his forehead and his shifting coupled to hidden though existing groans, they will either think he is a crazy guy having visions or a total pervert who wears sex toys under his clothes.

"Now let me make you feel good, Eddie..."

His pants plus underwear pooling around his knees, Edward looks down to a satisfied symbiote, whose pointy-eared black head materialized along with one strong arm, all attached directly to Ed's body.

"I hate you."

"No you don't."

The extraterrestrial purrs loudly as he goes on with more dedicated ministrations. By just touching him, he brings his human to the edge more rapidly than Edward's dignity is willing to admit.

..........

Read “Here for the Tease” on AO3 here Discover the rest of the DC Symbiotes Series on AO3 here

#fanfiction #ao3 writer #sometimes i try that kind of stuff too #it remains a work in progress XD #Symbiotes of the DC Universes #snippet #riddlebat #edward nygma #edward nashton #bruce wayne #batman #host!edward nygma #symbiote!bruce wayne #stephanie brown #crystal brown #arthur brown #Stephanie Brown & Edward Nygma #daniel mockridge #that one is always at the origin of problems #kinda crack

[dementedspeedster]

//Thad every time he's decent to a hero:

I've gone soft. What's happened to me? What am I doing with my life?

#Melvin excluded. He'll happily fight anyone and everything for Melvin. #ooc #kinda crack

[savageandwise]

Okay-summary fic: Noel, Liam, and a woman of your choice. Thrupple. Let’s say early 2000’s. How they live and make it work. But heavy thrupple vibes.

This was harder than I thought it would be at first, anon! But I was determined to do it!! I fear it's probably not what you were expecting but ah well...I wrote something!

He said she said he said

Noel says they ought to get their own gaff. Living in a hotel is wearing on his last nerve and he doesn't know how they can keep it up with people all around who might walk in on them at any point. Room service and housekeeping and them. Liam just shrugs. Half their lives are lived in hotels anyway. He wouldn't mind a bit more space though. And a good sturdy gate. Sara says a place of their own would be nice. She's tired of living out of a suitcase and her flat is too small for the three of them. 

"The bed's okay," Liam says with a leer.

"The closet's too small for your fucking parkas."

"Fucking parkas," Liam parrots in a poor imitation of a Scottish accent.

"You know you don't sound anything like me, don't you? You dumb twat."

"Do you two need some privacy?" Noel asks, rolling his eyes.

"No," the other two say simultaneously, grinning at him.

They're meant to go out to some charity do. Sara's wrapped in a fluffy towel. Liam's naked. Noel is fully clothed.

"You do know the car will be here in twenty minutes? If you two could stop making eyes at each other thank you very much," Noel says crossly.

"Making eyes," Liam snorts. "I'm ready and that. It's her that'll need an age to get her kit on."

"Ready? You're stark naked, man. And you could poke an eye out with that stiffie," Sara says.

"Can't fucking help it," Liam shrugs. "Rowing does things to me."

"It does," Noel agrees. He can feel his dick stiffening in his jeans and wiggles in his seat.

"The thing is, Sara. I only need about two fucking minutes. You've not even got your knickers on yet," Liam says.

Sara shrugs off her towel and scoops up her bra. She does a little dance as she slips it on. 

"You do only need two minutes," she agrees. "Thank God for Noely's clever fingers."

"But they're a fucking brilliant two minutes," Liam insists.

"Brilliant," Noel agrees. "Get your shirt on."

Liam flings on his shirt and reaches over to slide Sara's bra strap down.

"On. Not off, Liam," Sara snaps, doing up the buttons on his shirt. 

Liam reaches over to grab her tit, squeezes it none too gently. Noel is fully hard now. He sucks in his breath and they turn to stare at him. 

"Well, he's no help," Sara says, angling her chin at Noel. She slips on her knickers, smooths a hand over the lace. "Sitting there wondering if he can get away with tugging himself off."

She demonstrates with Liam's dick.

"Cheeky," Liam says, slapping her hand away. Then goes in search of his underpants.

"If we had a house we could each have our own space. You two wouldn't distract each other," Noel says, adjusting his hard dick. 

"Agreed." 

Sara pulls on her gold sequined dress. She sashays over to Noel and motions for him to pull up the zipper. He zips it shut and then pulls her onto his lap.

"Where have I left my trousers?" Liam calls from the next room over. 

"We can install one of those baby monitors," Noel murmured against her throat. "For that fucking idiot."

Sara laughs throatily.

"What are you two whispering about?" Liam demands. He's back now wearing trousers and socks. His shoes are on but the laces are undone.

"Planning our new living situation," Noel says.

"Oh good. Can we get a teepee?"

Sara grinds herself into Noel's lap for a moment before jumping up to put on her golden stilettos. "A teepee?"

"Yes. You know. In the garden. I've always wanted one."

"Always? Since when?" Noel asks.

"Since I reckoned it would be more comfortable than sharing a room with you."

"On second thought," Noel says. "changed me mind. This is a horrible plan."

Liam sits on Noel's left knee, nuzzles his hair with his nose affectionately. "We don't have to share a room, you know. We can each have our own. Fuck, we can have our own fucking wing."

He sticks his tongue in Noel's ear and Noel tilts his head away.

"You're in the broom closet, Harry Potter."

Liam grabs Noel's hand and puts it on his dick. "Up for playing with me magic wand, are you?"

"Later," Noel mutters.

Sara sits on Noel's right knee, sliding her legs between Liam's. "Anyway it'll be nothing like sharing a room in Burnage. I'll be there to knock your heads together if needs be."

Noel stares at her open-mouthed. "Fucking hell."

She kisses Noel's open mouth. And then Liam kisses him. Then Liam and Sara kiss. They're sloppy about it because they know it annoys the fuck out of him when they make those smacking noises. Noel sighs, wraps his arms around them. "Ah well, you know what they say. Three heads are better than one," he says.

"Four," Sara corrects, smiling mysteriously.

"Four?" Liam asks. "Why four?"

"Think about it, genius," Noel says scathingly.

The look Liam's face as he realises what she's implying is almost comical.

"But...who?" Noel asks.

"Does it matter?" Sara asks. "Either way it'll inherit those eyebrows."

#gallaghercest fanfiction #prompt #snippet #he said she said he said #kinda crack #thank you!!

[moonstone-vibe]

Bai Lin Dijun/Luohou Jidu - (Maniac - Conan Grey)

#love and redemption #(no) love and (no fucking) redemption #bai lin dijun #luohou jidu #kinda crack #so sorry I wanted this to be serious

[painofhumanity]

Big brain idea: OG!Stefan and Tom existing at the same time, both falling in love with Elena, and instead of being torn between two brothers, she's torn between two doppelgangers. Both Stefan and Tom getting to date Elena, and Katherine throwing a fit in the background because surely one of them would be obsessed with her!

#{🌿} tom salvatore ; wishlist #kinda crack #but it made me giggle