Fanon:
Canon:
This man is a MALEWIFE
Another L for Aang's delusional haters
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Merlin: You know one day, you are going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person. And this person is going to run you through without a care in the world! Where will you be then, huh?
Arthur: ....
Merlin: DEAD! That's where you'll be! And who will have to bury you, huh?
Arthur: Well-
Merlin: Me! That's who! Is that what you want Arthur?
Arthur: ....
Merlin: Well is it?!
Arthur: ....
Merlin: ....
Arthur: All I said was to pass me my shirt.
Merlin: ....
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please leave bernard alone.... he's just a silly guy.... all he wants is to sit on tim's lap and that is valid...
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be normal to neil gaiman on tumblr challenge
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So what if Rody somehow broke into the freezer on that night when he heard noises…
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When you bonk Helpy he gets sad 😭 noooooooo
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the next person who makes a tiktok where sirius says “i wish you were a girl” to remus is getting an army of ants sent to their house
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Meatball resents you calling him a spicy meatball.
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I think Bojan should be allowed to eat every interviewer who asks him about shipping
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Everyone says that the thieves guild (and by extension, Brynjolf) must smell like shit cause they operate out of an old “sewer system” when that is wrong on multiple levels. First of off, it’s a cistern which is for storage of excess water, something Riften would Need being partially built on a lake. And secondly, if you discount the first point, you know who else smells like shit? Everyone else!!! How many toilets do you find in cities? In fact, the closest thing we find to toilets in Skyrim are buckets and stools in the corners of bandit camps!
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