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Dazai: How loud would it be if all the cats on Earth meowed at once?
Kunikida: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are an approximate 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once.
Ranpo: Cat-astrophically loud
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I’ll be honest, I don’t think Trent is even writing a book anymore. I think he’s just there.
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I think Tim should lay in Bern's bed, kicking his feet and twirling his hair while he watches Bernard work out.
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horrorlesbians · 3 months
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investigators and their token black notebook
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the most Dog ever. or. dog shaped Thing ever
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comebackali · 3 months
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32 yr old babygirl getting rescued by the teen object of his affections 💕💕💕
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redrocketpanda · 2 months
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Started reading Haikyuu-bu!! this morning and dying that it starts with absolute BokuAka nonsense 😂
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urhoneycombwitch · 3 months
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i think I enjoy the idea of tattling on Eddie to Wayne
like y'all are grown ass adults but when Eddie plays too rough or makes a joke, you'll thrown on the overdramatics to be like "gasp Mister Wayne!! Eddie bit me/he's being mean/he's trying to get me pregnant!" and wayne just sighs and tells off Eddie who's like 😦 I didn't even do anything (even though he most definitely was) and reader all 😁😝
and it becomes a childish reoccurring thing and Eddie will definitely tell on you too and Wayne just mediates these two twenty somethings like they're eight year olds on the playground
you n Wayne have a whole little routine too, just to rile Eddie up. Eddie'll poke you in the ribs to punctuate his joke and you're curling around yourself, holding your side like a wound "ohhhhh my god I think you punctured a lung. hold on. vision... going... blurry..."
and Eddie is scoffing and rolling his eyes from across the couch like "c'mon, you big faker, I barely touched you! 🙄" but Wayne is already on his way over, patting your shoulder in a consoling gesture, frowning at Eddie- "now, son, I thought I might'a raised you better. that's no way to treat a lady."
and you're smirking at Eddie as he splutters, indignant, adding a splash of his own dramatics by pressing a palm to his chest- "my two favorite people in the world... ganging up on me?! whatever happened to loyalty 😔"
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57sfinest · 1 year
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kim is such a funny little guy like he emphasizes how little the rcm salary is when you ask about it (5500 reál annually- 460/mo) but here he is with his nice electronic sports watch and his little instant camera and his fancy revolutionary cosplay for plainclothes and he's living in the GRIH which can't be cheap and he's got his fancy little mnemotechnique notebooks which are like the moleskine of elysium i guess and his fancy little ballpoints that he does NOT want to share with you which i bet is because they cost him like a week of salary. and this is the rcm he's not getting stipends for supplies or watches or housing or probably even the gas for the kineema. poor as fuck but he is going to buy himself his little treats god damn it. if he lived in our world you know he'd be out getting himself a $9 vanilla soy milk half caf dirty chai iced latte every morning on the way to the station and eating instant noodles every night to claw out room in the budget for it
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kiisaes · 10 months
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actually i think dean would have absolutely no idea how to articulate or encompass his feelings for sam. like sam’s known his entire life with complete clarity that he’s in love and that he wants dean in every way etc etc. but i think if u held a gun to dean’s head and demanded he put a name to his feelings for his brother, he literally wouldn’t be able to offer up anything more than “i’m fucked up.”
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iceman-soup · 5 months
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Price giving out stickers to the 141. Colourful little circles saying "well done!", "good job!" or with a smiley face, and the team gets REALLY competitive for them.
The sticker pack was bought months ago when Price was on leave. He saw it in a small crafts shop and remembered an ex of his - a primary school teacher - had said it worked wonders for their class. With a grin, he paid, packing the stickers safely in his bag to take back to base and thinking himself the funniest man alive.
It took a while for him to reveal the stickers to his team. To be honest, by the time he'd dealt with all the inevitable chaos that happened whilst he was away, he was too tired to care about the stickers when he finally got round to unpacking his bag again. It wasn't until several weeks later that he brought them, smuggled under his jacket, into a briefing room, ready to congratulate the boys on another successful mission and showcase his little joke.
"Fuck me, Cap." Ghost had, of course, been the first to notice when Price placed the sticker pack on the briefing room table. The latter had chosen a moment when everyone was nattering with each other about the mission - or about something, anyway; he drowned out Soap and Gaz's playful arguments most of the time.
Ghost's lighthearted exasperation caught the others' attention, and to say the three sergeants' eyes lit up would be an understatement. Roach was the first to lunge towards Price - eyes fixed on the stickers as if they were prey - quickly followed by Soap and Gaz. The Captain had to snatch the little booklet off the table and hold it above his head at lightning speed to avoid a catfight over it.
"It's only if you're good!" He scolded, attempting to push off a very fixated Gaz from practically climbing up his gear to get to the stickers.
The boys start doing counterproductive shit to try and get stickers. Soap blows up considerably more stuff than before in attempts to impress Price; Ghost brings him more tea than he is physically capable of drinking; and he swears Gaz and Roach have mentally transformed into two needy cats that are constantly under his feet.
From day two of the Curse of the Stickers (TM), Price is instantly regretting his actions. His team's pestering is only making him give out less stickers, which in turn makes the pestering worse. It got to the point where he awarded Roach a sticker for falling asleep just because it meant that he wasn't bothering him.
(This all continued for years btw. Every time the novelty of the stickers started to fade, someone would get one for doing particularly well on a mission and suddenly the competition would pipe back up again. Price never forgot about the stickers because their faces when he gave them one was so innocently happy. He loved seeing his men be boys again even just for a moment)
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the---hermit · 4 months
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Misty mountains are always the best kind of mountains.
08|01|2024
I have only one week before my first exam of this exam season and I am so done. Due to the fact that I did not get more then two consecutive rest days during the "holidays" I am starting to feel burned out and I am not even half way into this. After my exam next week I will have a little over two weeks to fully study for another exam and I want to scream. I need to not thing about studying for a few consecutive days but I don't know how. And the week after my February exam new classes are starting again ugh. My physical health in the past two months has really fucked everything. On top of this can I say that I don't feel prepared at all for next week? Ugh this is not how I wanted my week to start.
calm hobbit winter activities and productivity:
read first thing in the morning
daily Irish practice on duolingo
finished my first outloud review for my exam next week
continued writing down the key phrases for each duolingo unit I have completed in Irish
continued my French review on duolingo
allowed myself to stop working earlier
updated my reading journal
crocheted a bit while rewatching the witcher (I am in need of fantasy to escape the horrors of reality)
📖: A Day Of Fallen Night by Samantha Shannon (I am two chapters in and I am already addixted to the story I need to know more)
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puhpandas · 1 month
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tony would ask gregory if he would still love him if he was a worm and gregory who takes it on the most literal sense possible would be like "no???? you would be worm brained?? worms can't feel love" and tony, devastated, calls ellis at 11 pm about how worms can't love
tony would be like Gregory would you still like me if I was cringe and Gregory just looks at him and is like yeah
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icecreampizzer · 3 months
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Dug up an old black paper notebook I barely used, thought it would've been fun to draw some Junipers on it :] I need to up my color pencil game to be honest
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kweenratking · 20 days
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"I wasn't decided when I called him. I just called him. I decided when I heard his voice"
?? Hello?? ? most underrated line in the show???
That is some romance movie shit right there I'm so serious
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