Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “If you are interest in someone, do not tell my husband. Steve is the worst person to tell. All he does is judge you and then criticize them.
Steve, off camera: That’s not true.
Eddie: It is true! Grant just - Grant, can I tell people this? …Cool - Grant just told us that him and his ex-wife have been talking about getting back together. And that’s great! A normal person would say ‘that’s great, man.’
Eddie: Not Steve. Steve’s response was ‘the ex that can’t cook for shit or the one with the big tits?’
Steve: It’s a valid question!
Eddie: Stevie, baby. When Robin told you she was a lesbian, the first thing you did was criticize the girl she had a crush on
Steve: Yeah, because she was a dud
Eddie: And when I told I loved for the first time, you winced at me like I was making a bad decision. You asked ‘why?’
Eddie: And i didn’t even say it first! You already said it a week before!!
Steve: I just think that you should have standards
Eddie: I do!
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im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual
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this post is brought to you by the headcanon that steve wears tinted lip balm
(and also steddie week :) ♥)
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(fengqing) (they are dating)
mq: general nan yang, it seems that you have become too comfortable 💢🙄///
junior official in the chat: you guys will never guess what i just saw
just a silly thing that would happen if they get comfortable around each other but mq still gets 👊👊💢💢👊💢 about pda
i think fx loves kissing him goodbye before parting even if it's only for a little bit heeheehe
(japanese version on poipiku)
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Everyone's talking about Big salmon this, Skizz and Beef that
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ISKALL AND BEEF SITCOM ISH SITUATION
80% of Beef's video is just "Iskall why are you here again???"
And Beef in his Big Salmon thing is like that one post of "why do you assume the character knows what genre they are in?"
Beef fully believe he is in a mafia/gangster movie, in reality he is in a sitcom and just didn't realized, Iskall is his sitcom mandated roommate.
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even in the most inopportune moment Dazai has to let everyone know how soukoku, double black, the one soul in two bodies are meant to— *gets shot point blank by Chuuya as well*
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don't even need buddie canon just keep giving me them coparenting and having meaningful storylines every episode
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