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mamaspidershit · 17 days
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mama spider and spider son headcanons:
-> Natasha's favourite fruit is raspberries
-> Peter hates oatmeal (but only if it's made with water and not milk)
-> Natasha and Peter love to watch spanish soap operas together but if you ask them about it they will never admit it
-> Natasha regularly breaks into their house despite the fact she owns the house and has two sets of keys on herself at all times
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argreion · 1 month
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Can i request some more girl dad Leon, or some hcs regarding this? I just love domestic fluff with Leon ughhh i love him :((((
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Thank you for sending a ask wonderful anon! (Didn’t expect an anon to ask THIS fast!)
So, I know that what I wrote was subpar, considering it was one of the first times I ever wrote in general. Should expand on what we've seen, y'know?
Apologies if the drabble is a bit iffy with pacing. I feel a little out of place amongst writers due to like... How I write. That feels weird to say- 😭
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Girl Dad Leon! headcanons and a drabble!
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I'll start with the first thing I can see. The dressing up.
❀ He will occasionally dress up for his daughter. Leon curses himself out in his head, as he'd forced you to help him. Tighten the built-in corset, help him with his hair, and please... Don't make him wear heels!
❀ First, it would be a Disney princess, then once he has to deal with Barbie? Or a superhero? Superman? Batman? Spider-Man? Man, he's finally out. He draws the line at a princess, unless the puppy eyes and crying are used against him.
❀ Fine! He finally caved in, with an annoyed, defeated sigh. The outfit is bought on Amazon, amidst your bickering for him to not buy something off eBay. (Look, he's sorry, ok? He may get a decent sum of money each paycheck. Leon is relatively cheap, or looking for a bargain. Blame the kid in him for wanting to save money!)
❀ The only reason he does it is that he loves his daughter, ok!? Maybe you compliment or tease him on being saved by a 'hero', but that doesn't matter! At the end of the day, he doesn't mind as he's forced to save your daughter from one of her stuffies.
Saving another civilian (or being a princess for your child) is a good deed to him. Something else he looks forward to every day, even with the aches in his bones, bruises on his body, and constant doctor visits.
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Next are a few other things I have to add on this subject because I do see Leon as a dad who has a daughter AND a son. This is just purely if he has a daughter, so don't mind that. Fluffy stupidity up ahead!
❀ Make-up. Make-up. Make-up. Let's be honest, who hasn't played with make-up a bit when they were a little girl? His daughter has certainly got into a few places she shouldn't! Dabble a little sparkly blue eyeshadow on her dad's eyelids. Smudge some highly pigmented red on Daddy's lips. Isn't he beautiful, mama? Looks like he came out of the circus? Yep, that's the make-up for ya!
❀ Stickers on his motorcycle... Stickers on his helmet. Wears them with pride on his helmet. Even if the laughs of his co-workers, Hunnigan at some points, and Chris! He'd punch Chris if he could, but he can't let his daughter see daddy 'roughhousing' with his friend. Sends his daughter after Chris as revenge for laughing at him. Still the favorite thing of his daughter in general. He'd purposefully buy stickers and let her stick them on anything of his. No guns, though, no guns.
❀ Will sneak a little treat for his daughter before dinner. Shhh, don't tell your mom, ok? He'll probably get hounded for it, and we both know he's a sucker for the two girls in his life. It's a Daddy-Daughter secret, m'kay?
❀ BEDTIME STORIES? Any day that Leon is there and not on a mission, Leon will take his time to read a bedtime story. His favorite is his daughter's favorite because it brings her the most joy! Anything that makes his daughter happy he'll note in the back of his mind. Has fallen asleep with his daughter. (Take a picture and keep it, but also send it to Leon. He'll want it for memories.)
Now for the small thought in my head...
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How many years had it been since you and Leon went on vacation? Going down to the Bahamas like every rich American did. Or every stressed, overworked dad suggested with a maniacal look on their face. This time, it wouldn't be the two of you. A plus one which was your daughter joined the pair of you. Joined you on the plane to Italy, and in the very Gelateria you stood in with Leon.
It was nice to get away from the smog filled city and the screams of fighting couples. Being able to appreciate the view of the nearby bridge and the welcoming ambience of another country. Asides from avoiding the scams and having to chase down a toddler once or twice... It was nice!
Your daughter was pointing out the window with babbles of joy. Leon was using his mother language as he paid for the gelato for the trio of you. Keeping your daughter beside you was fairly easy, as she waited for a sweet treat. How you wish minutes ago she wasn't screaming, and the only way a kid calms down is with something sweet.
So, why not let your child taste your home country?
“Grazie ancora una volta.” Leon thanked, followed with a small nod as he made his way through the small line towards the pair of you. A smile on his face as a scheme was brought into play. Well, not exactly a scheme—more so just being an ass.
While you pay attention outside the window, an unknown presence crept up behind you. The use of military training in his favor as you spoke with your daughter,
“What do you think of Italy so far?” You questioned, looking down at her. Gently squeezing her hand as she hummed.
The little girl replied, not turning her head from the window. Pointer's finger pressed to the cold glass, leaving a faint smudge as you gently tugged her away. “Daddy said this place was cool when he lived here. Right now, it's just really hot.” She looked up at you, her brows furrowed. “Are you sure daddy was right that this place is cool?”
A response fell dead right on your lips as the feeling of frigidness gently touched your cheek. Your reaction time was slow as a small chuckle came from Leon's lips.
“It'll be cooler with these, bambola.”
Why'd you groan? At the cheesiness or the joke that only managed to make your daughter squeal. Already moving away to go after her father. Like the cookie monster but instead for the sister of ice cream.
You brushed the small bit of gelato off your cheek. A hint of annoyance now bubbling in your system as you brought it to your lips. Trying the flavor that seemed to please you. Silky
“What's this?” You asked, meeting Leon's gaze as he heard the question. The dad is already in the process of handing the small gelato cone off to his daughter.
“It's gelato?” Leon confusingly answered. “I tho-”
“No, no, what's the flavor?”
Was he that forgetful? He lets himself choose the flavors and doesn't even think to tell you? It made you slightly regret even getting with him at this point. Maybe you should've sat down with him to talk about his memory. Not that he'd remember that, anyway.
“It's uh, Cream Caramel. Reminds me of when I was young.”
Leon smiled, with the slight tilt of his hand, as he responded with a more detailed answer. One of the traits you grew to hate and love as he answered. The gelato slowly slid off until...
“Merda!”
Jumping at the loud cuss of your daughter, eyes wide as you snapped your neck to stare at her. Her eyes meeting her father's gelato on the cold, lonely floor. Why were you almost cackling? Leon was staring at the gelato, and you were barely holding in your laugh?
“Where'd you learn that, sweetie?” Leon asked, forcing a smile on his face as a small part of him died on the inside. Brain wanting to cry as he accepted the fact his childhood fell down onto the floor.
Your daughter paused, frozen. Mimicking the statues from earlier as you toured Florence.
“D-dad.” Was the only thing she squeaked out.
When she said that, regret was the only thing that could describe the two of you meeting eyes. One for the fact they let Leon cuss near their child. The other for even saying it.
He knew he should've stuck to overtime as he realized the fuck-up he did.
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Writer Gods from above, please don't end my soul for not writing for a month. 🙏
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liyawritesss · 9 months
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Characters: College!Spider-Verse!Miles Morales 
Type: headcanons
Synopsis: What would it be like to hold the heart of Brooklyn’s very own Spiderman? Is it an exhilarating tale for the ages, or do things crash and burn before the romance even begins?
Warnings: Some cursing but that’s about it
A/N: Think of this as a part 2 to my original college!miles morales headcanons. Very sweet and cute, with Miles being a dork even in his young adult years.
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As said previously in my general college!miles headcanons, I doubt that he’s that invested in dating and pursuing a love life while at school in jersey. So I feel like it’s likely he’ll meet his partner when he travels back home for vacations, weekend trips, etc, as its somewhere he feels more at ease to be himself.
I like the idea of Miles bumping into the attractive person at the Lenny’s Bodega he normally buys his Jamaican Beef Patties from, in a very cheesy and cliche situation where there’s only one left in stock when the both of you reach for it….and Miles being the gentleman he is, would let you have it (also bc there’s a massive fight happening outside and he’s got a suit up real quick, but you don’t question just how frantic he is when leaving the store)
After that Miles tries his hardest to see you again, making up the lamest excuses to head to the corner store. Mama Rio’s out of milk? He’s already bolting out the door. Catching up with dad while he’s on patrol and Jeff mentions he’s a tiny bit hungry? No problem Pops, I got it. And lord knows that boy do not need to go on that many ‘snack runs’ with how skinny and lanky he is, cuz he not gaining nothin’
Though at some point he does run into you again, and he’s able to engage a conversation by the fact that there’s more beef patties in stock so both of you guys can get one. It’s a cheesy joke but it works, cuz when you laugh a little it gives him a major confidence boost
Of course, Mama Rio peeps that somethings up with her son when he comes home with an extra pep in his step. But just because he’s an adult now doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have grounds to tease him. “Did you meet someone today? A girl? Or….. a guy?” She absolutely lives for seeing her son happy and giddy.
It starts just as casual texting, sending tiktoks back and forth and sending casual check-ins. Over time it evolves into meetups, hangouts, facetime calls. And originally Miles is just like “they’re attractive and cool asf” and is perfectly fine with a friendship. It’s been a long time since he’s had a genuine one (in reference to the events of ATSV), and more than anything, just wants someone he can be real with.
But even he can’t fight the realization that at some point throughout your friendship, his perspective of you shifted from platonic to romantic. Miles started to notice little things about you that would make his heart stall in his chest or his stomach flip around with butterflies. Noticing a new fragrance you’ve bought, or a change in your usual hair style, or being more in tune with your emotions than even you are.
So it begs to question; when would Miles say anything about his budding feelings? Well…he probably won’t say much of anything at first. If anything he tries to bury them because he doesn’t wanna ruin the one good friendship he’s been able to maintain since he was a teen. But his changes in behavior don’t go unnoticed by you, and for a while, the two of you walk this thin line of “will they-wont they” until you ultimately bring the conversation up
You go on a couple of dates, have a couple of conversations about what would be expected in a relationship with the both of you, and with your talks Miles slowly but surely begins to gather the courage he needs to be firm with his desires for you…which comes in the form of a kiss underneath the stars while stargazing on the rooftop of his brownstone building.
In the beginning, he’s still kind of skittish, he doesn’t wanna do anything wrong ruin what you two have, and there’s a lot of reassurance that goes into play during the first few months of you two dating (on both ends, really). But once he’s comfortable and you two are really set in…good luck tryna get rid of him
Clingy clingy clingy clingy clingy- loves cuddles, hugs, kisses- is definitely a “where my hug at” typa nigga, and will immediately get grumpy if you dont give him a greeting kiss. Always has a hand on you, whether it be on your back, in your hand, on your thigh- he just needs to physically feel you to ease his mind sometimes.
He draws portraits of you and leaves them in your bedroom or his to find. He also likes when you give him feedback and praise for his drawings because they make him feel really good about them. He always jokes about how you change your hair so much, it’s hard for him to nail down certain hair types and protective styles that you wear.
When he’s home for summer break, your parents can’t and will never stop you two from sneaking into each other’s rooms through the fire escape. They just expect to come into your rooms and find the two of you cuddled up together, with blankets lazily thrown over your bodies. But it also gives them plenty of pictures to blackmail the both of you with. (Jefferson is notorious for picking on his son for clinging onto you like how he used to cling onto Rio’s arm as a baby when he slept. Miles will never know peace in his own house.)
If you have your own apartment, Rio has to beg this boy to come home, and constantly makes jokes about him moving in with you since he spends so much time at your place anyway.
When he’s away at school, he calls you three times a day - one in the morning so that you two can wake up and get ready together, one in the afternoon when he’s in between classes and while you’re either in between classes or on lunch at your job, and once in the evening so you two can unwind and fall asleep together on the phone for the process to be repeated again.
He likes to speak random sentences in Spanish and watch your face contort in confusion. In the scenario that you don’t know or understand the language, you’ll ask him what he said, but he’s so difficult with it, he lets you beg until you ultimately give up, and whispers it in your ear while giving you a back hug. It turns out to be something cheesy as hell, but you love it either way.
If you do understand/know the language, you look at him like he’s grown two heads and question what it is he’s even saying, because in this scenario he’ll say the most random and out of pocket shit just to annoy you. Though you forgive him in the end because he honestly sounds so good when he’s speaking his mother’s tongue.
Dating Miles also means sharing him with Brooklyn, and subsequently New York in general, when it comes to his Spiderman duties. If you can hold him down even though he can’t guarantee being a constant presence for you, you’ll make him fall harder than he originally had. If you love him unconditionally, even if the nights where he comes to you, battered, bruised and exhausted; even when he has to cancel dates or disappear in the middle of a phone conversation; or there are certain things he can’t tell you because of his superhero occupation - the one thing Miles will always promise you is that he’ll come back to you every single time. And that's more than enough for the both of you.
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diamondchili · 4 months
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oops!!!! my hand slipped!!! have some fankids of my favorite king ohger ships :>
Nico comes from Nicodamus peregrinus, a species of red and black spider, and Philip comes from Tenodera philippina, a species of purple-winged mantis <3
(id in alt text!)
some headcanons about these kiddos below the cut:
for Nico:
-shes not at all concerned with acting like a prim and proper royal. youll find this kid knee-deep in mud, sticks in her hair, eyes wild and laughing all the time
-she has different nicknames for the shugods than gira and argues with him on what they prefer to be called
-on that topic, gira is dad and jeramie is papa (translated anyway?)
-when jeramie tells her bedtime stories (which is often!) she HAS to add to the story, and 9 times out of 10 she gets more excited and less sleepy. jeramie knows he should stop so she actually goes to bed but he loves making up stories with her!! sometimes gira will come in and gently remind them of the time :’)
-she loves to sneak into the throne room and jumpscare her dads during important meetings
for Philip:
-he loves books but not fiction. this boy reads encyclopedias cover to cover and loves every word
-personality-wise he’s a lot like rita, in that hes very softspoken, but still passionate about his interests!
-he and rita def understand each other more, but he’s also a bit of a mama’s boy. himeno is like his shield at big events bc she’ll talk for him and has big fluffy skirts to hide behind <3
-calls himeno mama and calls rita papa, like papillon! (thanks, anon!!)
-himeno tries SO HARD to understand and support her wallflower of a son she really tries!! and she does a good job, philip loves both his parents so dearly!!
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I love this part. This is when spider went under his father's frame. Quaritch looked down and smiled at his son then looked up again
Imagine Quaritch being nice to his only daughter Isabella Maria. She looked like his dead mother. Quaritch loved his mother. He was a momma's boy. He became a soldier liked his father but he was always mother's dearest.
I feel I neglected Isabella Maria.
So here are some headcanons of your daughter
She has your eye color and skin color. But she looks like her dead grandma. People usually assume you are not her biological mom. Her hair is white blonde. Almost albino. Like dad.
She loves ballet like you. You took ballet for fun. She wants a career in it.
Like Quaritch, her favorite color is red and her favorite movie genre is action
You used to kiss all your kids on the lips. But then your sons grew past age six you stopped. You kissed them on the cheek. But since Isabella Maria is a girl. You still kiss her lips.
As for Quaritch, he loves watching you kiss Isabella Maria. How cute. He remembered the times his own mother kissed him. Quaritch is more protective towards his daughter. He feared she might get raped despite being underage. So, he would order someone from his squad to follow her. He also found it amusing when he caught you glaring at the general.
She did torture Miles. Whenever you see the general, whether by walking in the halls or another room or whatever, you glare her and make sure she sees it. You will never forgive her for your son and her killing innocent Navis and Pandoran animals.
Ugly old hag.
You wanted to kill her. But she was a Marine and she can kick your ass. You hoped Neytiri does that for you. No kill her instead. You called Neytiri and told her about the general. Neytiri promised to kill her for you.
She was indirectly the murderer of Neteyam.
Quaritch found your hate for the general amusing. Mama bear and her cubs. He doesn't blame you. He had nothing but respect towards the general when he met her. But after the torture of Miles. He hated her. He just followed orders.
As for Lyle...
He was sadly still in love with you. He felt guilty betraying his boss and best friend. He had sex with you as a human.
He loved watching you breast feed your babies. You never did it in public. But when he saw you at the delivery room with your Navi twins . It was wholesome. But, he was being punished by God for all the people and non humans he killed and raped.
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My writing masterlist
Mama's boy : Summary: Spider works up the courage to ask Quaritch about his mother. He’ll quickly learn that his mama was just as feral as he is. Relationships: Miles Quaritch & Miles "Spider" Socorro Miles Quaritch/ Paz Socorro
Mama's boy extra content: Summary: Spider sings his song cord to Quaritch. Quaritch tell Spider about the songs his mama used to sing to him.
Paz's Lives Modern AU: a collection of headcanons I've written for an Au where Paz doesn't die and the Socorro/Quaritch family just gets to be happy.
The Cabin in the Woods: Summary: Modern Au. After years of stalking, Spider is kidnapped by his estranged father and taken to a remote cabin in the woods where there is no escape. Relationships: Miles Quaritch & Miles "Spider" Socorro
Blood Brothers (A Cabin in the Woods Au): Summary: Modern Au. When Spider's mom was struck and killed by a drunk driver she was pregnant with his little brother. In one life he died with his mother. In another he was saved. Basically this is just Cabin in the Woods if Spider had a little brother. Relationships: Miles Quaritch & Miles "Spider" Socorro. Miles Quaritch & original character Miles "Spider" Socorro & original character
Military Brat Collection:
To be Your Own Man: Summary: Modern Au. Following the sudden death of his wife Quaritch becomes a protective helicopter parent. But now that his son Spider is older and searching for independence can the overbearing military dad learn to let go. Relationships: Miles Quaritch & Miles "Spider" Socorro
Bring Your Kid to Work Day: Summary: Modern Au based off my oneshot To Be Your Own Man. Miles Quaritch goes back to work after his bereavement leave with his two year old son in tow.
Holiday Blues: Summary: Despite his dad's efforts Spider just can't get into the holiday spirit this year. But when the Sully's offer to take him on there yearly trip to Pandora, Spider has to make a choice between his two families and Quaritch has to choose between his son's happiness and his own.
Sick Day: Summary: Ten year old Spider is sick with pneumonia. His very worried dad takes care of him.
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trashlama · 9 months
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Hi would it be alright if I ask what wips are you working on ?
just wanna make sure I don’t in a request that someone else already sent in XD
hope your doing ok :)
Thank you for your concern! My carpal tunnel has been approving somewhat these last few weeks! Hopefully I'll be able to find some free time this weekend while I'm off to knock down some of this list.
Also if you do happen to send in an idea similar to someone else's; don't worry too much about it because I don't mind, I like the challenge~ Duplicates give me the opportunity to try out different ideas that I may have for a single plot/theme.
Btw sorry about not really posting anything these last few weeks... I kinda forgot to pay my wifi bill so I didn't really have internet for awhile until I got paid again... Anyways—
Here we are!
P.S. I might add more later on.
WIPS LIST
ROTTMNT
Future Yandere Turtle Series: Leo, Donnie Raph, Mikey
Another future Yan Donatello x Reader short fic I got planned
ROTTMNT Yandere Adults Series: Draxum, Big Mama, Lou Jitsu/Splinter
Yan Raph x Reader Zombie AU
Yan ROTTMNT Spiderverse AU! x Reader headcanons/drabble
Yan ROTTMNT x Spiderverse Reader headcanons/drabbles
Yan Donatello x Reader Jack the Ripper AU!
Fluffy Yan Platonic Future Leon/Preteen reader
Witch Reader x Yan Post movie Mikey
Time Mistress Reader x Yan Post movie Leo
Yan Leo x mutated rabbit S/o
Platonic Yan Hamato Clan x Reader
Yan Leo x Chubby s/o
Yan Donatello x Trans Woman s/o
Yan Future Mikey x stubborn Reader
Yan TMNT 2k12 vs Yan ROTTMNT x Reader
Platonic Yan Jealous Older Brother Donatello with Little sibling Reader
Yan Raph vs Donnie x Salamander!Mutant!Reader
Self-Aware Yan Mad Dogs x Real World Reader
TMNT 2k3
Yan Turtle's reactions to s/o being mutated in front of them
TMNT 2k12
Song req (Random Turtle) x Reader
Yan Mikey x Human Bff Headcanons
Yan TMNT 2K12 vs Yan ROTTMNT x Reader Headcanons
Raph Vs Leo x Purple Dragon Thief Reader
Yan Casey Vs Yan Donnie Vs Yan Mikey x April's friend Reader
LMK
Yan Not the Mayor x Tang apprentice Reader
Yan MK x Ex-possed LBD Reader
Fluffy Red Son x Reader sketches
Yan Red Son x Macaque's assistant Reader x Yan Mei
Yan Macaque x Reader chase scene
Yan Platonic Azure Lion vs Sun Wukong x Reader
Yan Spider Queen/Spider Gang x Moth Demon reader
HTTYD
Yan Snotlout x Gobber's apprentice Reader x Yan Eret
Yan Snotlout vs Yan Eret x Reader
Yan Snotlout x Dragon Rider Reader
Fluffy Yan Snotlout x Dragon Rider Reader
Yan Hiccup x isekaied Reader
Yan Hiccup x Dragon Rider Reader
Yan Hiccup x Reader
Yan Hiccup x Reader who is scared of dragons
Yan Hiccup x fellow Night fury rider Reader
Yan Hybrid Toothless x Viking Reader
Yan Hybrid Toothless x Hybrid Night Fury Reader
Dead by Daylight
Leon Vs Steve x Survivor Reader
Villianous
Yan Dr Flug x Reader headcanons
Unicorn: Warriors Eternal
Yan Winston vs Yan Edred x Reader
Yan Winston x Reader
Yan Edred x Reader
Record of Ragnarok
Shy/Meek Reader x Yan Buddha
Spiderverse ATSV and ITSV
Yan Miguel O'Hara x Dimension Jumper reader
Yan Miguel O'Hara x Reader headcanons
Addiction: Yan Miguel O'Hara x Reader fic
Yan Peter B Parker x Reader headcanons
Fluffy Peter B Parker x Reader headcanons
Yan Peter B Parker x Single Mom reader headcanons
Fluffy Yan Platonic Miguel O'Hara and Platonic Yan Jessica Drew wirh Homeless Teen Reader
Yan Miles Morales x Venom!Reader
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edhellfire · 10 days
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Headcanon dump:
I have new followers so I figured I'd do a headcanon dump. Just some random facts about Eddie as I write him.
He's gonna be a tattoo artist when he grows up. He loves to draw and doodle (especially in class) so it feels like a natural progression.
I also will write him a rockstar verse where Corroded Coffin makes it.
In some verses, upon request, he is a single dad. His daughter's name is Halen. Halen Munson. His reasoning? When someone talks about them it's "Eddie and Valen" and he finds that amusing.
He will get more tattoos. I love the idea of him having a spider web tattoo on his neck.
In the rockstar verse, he def has his peepe pierced. In other verses, we'll see.
He's straight. Mostly. I've always wanted to experiment writing him liking boys but it's never happened. He's apparently very straight. Or, we haven't come across the right muse/chemistry to make him sway.
He is super respectful of women and tries his very hardest to not be scary when approaching women. A bit of mommy issues here but not in a bad way. Sidenote: don't ever speak ill of his mama.
He has a thing for cheerleaders. He can't explain it and neither can I.
He is not a virgin. Eddie, the freak, has had a surprisingly amount of action. He's got the bad boy thing going for him. However, he is every girl's "dirty little secret" because who wants the world to know they fooled around with the freak from the trailer park? He respects it and isn't one to kiss and tell anyway.
Guitar is his instrument of choice but Eddie has an ear for music and can pick up an instrument very quickly. He thinks the drums are very fun.
Eddie sings! But he's shy about it. Metal is fine because there's a lot of shouting involved but when he plays the acoustic and sings he wants to die of embarrassment. He has a good voice though. He's just a dumbass.
He's not dumb. I don't want to diagnose him (and I don't think that was common in the 1980s) but he definitely has something. Eddie just can't focus on things that don't interest him. He can be very good as physics, for example, because velocity and speed and he can see it in his head but give him algebra or calculus and he is extra fucked. His favorite subject in school is History. It's storytelling and he's a fan. His favorite time periods are Medieval and Renaiassance and shit like that.
Eddie was the kind of kid growing up that loved dinosaurs. Makes sense because dragons are like a natural progresion.
He can cook. Not saying he's a chef by any means but he has a handful of recipes down to an art. He taught himself as a kid when he got tired of eating canned soup and box mac and cheese when Uncle Wayne was working. He can't bake for shit though (and he would love to learn to bake cinnamon rolls and special brownies).
He doesn't usually do hard drugs anymore. He has to be in a dark dark place to go down that road. He had bad experiences. He also won't sell hard drugs to someone that is inexperienced.
He started smokig cigarettes at a scarily young age. I'm thinking around 12 when he started to steal them from his uncle Wayne. He used to smoke whatever but now he prefers menthols.
He feeds the strays that stroll into the trailer park. Cats, dogs, but his favorites are the raccoons that basically live in the dumpster.
He doesn't have any pets. Not because he doesn't want one but because he's scared he won't be a good pet-dad.
Speaking of dads, he has daddy issues. Daddy trauma really. The idea of being a dad terrifies him because he's scared he will turn out like his.
Eddie doesn't usually start fights. He will stand up for people but he will never start shit with someone else. That said, you say anything about his uncle and you're getting punched - even if you're bigger than him, even if he's outnumbered. He might not be the best son/nephew but he worships that man and is so damn grateful for him. He won't stand for Uncle Wayne slander.
Given the way he looks and his interests you would think his type is a rocker chick or a goth girl. You're wrong. Eddie loves femine girls or casual girls. A girl in a dress or a girl in a messy bun and a big tshirt. That sorta thing.
Eddie has always loved to read, ever since he was a kid. Because of this he's full of useless information.
He loved cryptids. He doesn't fuck with fairies though - they scare him.
He has a stuffed dragon that's missing an eye and lives under his bed. He got it from his mom when he was little and he's kept it since. It lives under his bed because Eddie logic says it's dark like a cave. It's named Draco after the constellation because when Eddie was a baby and couldn't sleep his mom would take him outside and they'd stargaze. One of the few memories he has of his mom.
Eddie logic is something that will come in threads. It's the way Eddie thinks. His brain just doesn't process things like a normal person but it makes sense to him and it's the hill he'll die on.
He's not a sports guy. Not because it doesn't fit the persona but because he's always sucked at them. Uncle Wayne would try to play catch with him as a kid and he would either miss or duck. He can run though and he likes to pretend he knows parkour. Doofus.
His favorite color is gray. Eddie logic says black is too basic. Again, doofus.
He doesn't have a favorite food but he's a sucker for anything homecooked. Uncle Wayne worked a lot growing up so anything that feels homecooked feels special to him.
Big cuddler. If you sleep with him, and it's more than just sex, expect aftercare.
He's not opposed to doing "girly" things. If you're a girl and his friend, besties level, he will totally be down for sleepovers that include face masks and manicures and all that. No fragile masculinity here. Just don't tell anyone.
Should be obvious but he loves horror movies. He's not big on gore though. He'll watch them but he's more into spooky shit like monsters, ghosts, demon possession and stuff like that. He does enjoy Children of the Corn, he finds creepy children amusing and terrifying.
He can fix pretty much anything. Both his dad and Uncle Wayne are handy with tools and Eddie learned from watching. He fixes his own van and basically built it from the ground up.
That's all I got right now. Feel free to ask questions.
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Hey, if this isn't too much of a topic for you, I wanted to ask you if you think Spider could develop some type of eating disorder. I mean, Navi's tend to be very tall and tend to be naturally thin, but they're also very athletic. It seems to me that Pająk as a human would have to work much harder than maintaining his figure + he would probably try to be as perfect as possible so as not to stand out more from the rest. I have the impression that there may be a person who looks in the mirror and thinks that he has an imperfect body, not enough muscular figure, although this is not true. I've been thinking about a situation where because of all the stress of being kidnapped, the boy is eating/vomiting even less because he's eaten until he faints. How do you think Deja Team, Quaritch, Janine etc. would react to such a situation? Or because of the guilt of rescuing Quaritch, this would have happened after he was recaptured from the RDA. Perhaps Quaritch's son would then decide to train even harder to distract his thoughts from these events. Then I'd be interested in your take on the reactions of Kiri, Norm, Jake, Loak, etc. Again, if this is too uncomfortable for you, I'm sorry, I'm just curious. I know it was in your fic, but not in such a "drastic" version. I greet you very much <3
Yesss, I actually really do headcanon Spider as having some form of disordered eating when he's with the RDA (as to be expected). Obviously, trigger warning for the discussions surrounding this topic.
Before he was taken by the RDA:
he has to eat enough to keep his body in such peak physical condition. We know he is extremely fit, he has to be to keep up with the Omatikaya. So when he's eating at Hell's Gate with the science guys I can see him just devouring every meal set in front of him (he's a 'growing boy' after all) and not thinking twice.
in my headcanon, I don't see him developing an eating disorder while growing up, but I can see why people think that, given the possible body dysmorphia he must be feeling
After he's taken by the RDA:
Food isn't offered regularly and it is not dependable. Spider can't count on when his next meal will be, and he doesn't feel like he's in a position to ask. He's also not working out as much as before. Yes, he has to keep up with the recoms, but Deja Blue are not swinging through trees or lurching through the forest like the Omatikaya. So Spider can afford to eat less. (That's what he tells himself). He is also in such a constant state of anxiety that food always makes him feel slightly sick. When he does get the chance to eat, he sort of has to force himself to do it. (The beginning of disordered thinking patterns around food)
Quaritch and the recoms might start to notice, but nothing gets done until mama Janine (x) arrives on the scene to give Quaritch a blasting. She's sad because she knows why Spider finds it difficult to eat (they all do) - there's just nothing anyone can do about it. Spider is a prisoner of war, and the stress and fear and anxiety won't go away until the situation changes, so neither will his eating patterns
When he returns to the Sullys
He's lost his appetite over the months, plus is completely used to human food, so when he has to eat from the cookfires in Awa'atlu, he is both unfamiliar with the food and unwilling to eat in any large amounts.
he feels more at ease with them than with the RDA, but then he has the guilt of saving Quaritch weighing on his mind which festers anxiety instead
so he does start to loose weight. I don't know if this would develop into a full blown eating disorder, but I guess it's very possible - especially if Quaritch ever did go through on his promise in If You Playing Me and forced Spider to eat when the kid was in danger of going on hunger strike.
food seems to be a common issue for Spider in a lot of fanfic, including my own, and it would be interesting to explore why that is. I know that for me, I'm projecting a little bit of my own relationship with food onto him 😂
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Master Post of My Stuff That I’m Proud of :) (I update this ALL the time!)
My Hangaroo/Hangster Relationship Playlist (Youtube)
My Icemav Relationship Playlist
My Ineffable Husbands Playlist (Aziraphale x Crowley from Good Omens) 
My BUDDIE Playlist
(^ I am constantly adding on to these on YouTube, just FYI ^)
Fairytale AU’s
“Two Princesses Fell in Love...” (Rapunzel x Sleeping Beauty AU)
Cinderella Fake Dating AU potential
Top Gun
If Maverick isn’t flying that day, he comes home early... (IceMav ficlet)
Slider Gets an Inheritance from Iceman
“All-American Boy” (Goose x Carole and Hangaroo/Hangster ficlet based on ”All-American Girl” by Carrie Underwood)
What If Wolfman wanted to “adopt” Hangman (original post)
Hangaroo/Hangster Time Travel back to 1986 (very open ending in that I didn’t really end it, so if you want to take it and finish it just let me know so I can read it :) )
Parallel between the Top Gun awards ceremony and another event a few years later (IceMav)
Mav adopts little Bradley after Carole dies and Iceman becomes “Uncle Iceman”...
(^ this one was like the first story-post I did about IceMav and I cannot believe I didn’t have it on here already)
IceMav Holiday Headcanons (Thanksgiving & Christmas)
The REAL IceMav Ending of Top Gun: Maverick
“Top Gun” + “Top Gun Maverick” = “The Notebook” (IceMav)
TGM HEADCANON: The Daggers Take Care of Mav After Ice’s Funeral
Rooster and Hangman Talk after Iceman’s Funeral (Hangaroo/IceMav)
Poker Night Between the Daggers and the 86′ers
“Even Though I’m Leaving” by Luke Combs in the POV of Bradley with Goose, Maverick, and Iceman 
“Hungry Eyes” Hangaroo/Hangster Edit
Hangaroo & Bobnix 27 Dresses AU (27 Tuxes)
IceMav Sweet Home Alabama AU
Hangaroo/Hangster How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU
IceMav & Hangaroo/Hangster Letters to Juliet AU
IceMav Ocean’s Eleven AU
IceMav The Wedding Planner AU
IceMav Sleepless in Seattle AU
TOP GUN/MAVERICK ft. TAYLOR SWIFT
IceMav + “Long Live”
Hangaroo/Hangster + “Style”
Hangaroo/Hangster + “Blank Space”
Hangaroo/Hangster + “I’d Lie”
MCU
MCU Characters x Wizard of Oz Parallels
Tony/Pepper/Peter (Parker) Part 1
Tony/Pepper/Peter(Parker) Part 2
Peter Wants to be a Superhero like his Dad Iron Man (but Mom Pepper Finds Out)
Mamma Mia Spideriron Family AU
MCU Characters as Star Wars Characters
Peter Grows Up Knowing Tony (because he’s friends with Ben)
After Tony gets to heaven (IronDad-Spider-son post)
Tony Walks In On His Young Son Peter Drawing Pictures of a Guy Named Star-Lord (IronQuill)
Stranger Things
Billy Being Raised By His Grandma AU (ft. Harringrove)
Billy Being Raised by His Grandma AU Part 2 (ft. Harringrove)
Billy and Steve go to See “Top Gun” and need a second (or third) opinion
Our Flag Means Death
OFMD x “Grease” Parallels
Ed and Stede are the Parents of Another Famous Pirate
Blackbonnet (Stede x Ed) Corpse Bride AU
(S2 FINALE SPOILERS) There is an Inn near the RoP...(Blackbonnet)
****911****
Chimney Creates a Bachelor-inspired Office Pool (Bucktommy, Buddie)
Chimney, Hen and Ravi argue about altering the original office pool (Buddie)
What if Eddie kisses Buck while he’s with Tommy...? (Buddie, Bucktommy)
Three Earth-Shattering Events in One Week (7x04)
What if Tommy is in a Helicopter Crash...? (Bucktommy, Buddie)
“911″ -> “8 Simple Rules”-style (Bi Buck, Dad!Bobby, Buddie)
Athena Going Mama Bear on Tommy (Mom!Athena, Bucktommy)
Cruise Ship Doc Asks Buck if Bathena are His Parents (Dad!Bobby, Mom!Athena)
 “He Didn’t Have to Be” by Brad Paisley (Buck & Christopher, Buck & Bobby)
Bobby is the Parent Buck Has Always Needed (Buck & Bobby, Dad!Bobby)
The Theme of Parents and Children in 6x10 (Buck & Bobby, Dad!Bobby)
6x11 “Which one?” (Buckley-Diaz family)
Bobby Watching Buck Sleep in the Hospital after 6x11 (Dad!Bobby, Buck & Bobby)
Buck and Eddie Have Trouble Getting Engaged... (Buddie, Firefam)
When Buck and Eddie Become a Couple, They Have to Work Separately (Buddie)
“Hamilton”-inspired Buddie (Buddie, Dad!Bobby)
Multifandom Posts
This Blog Loves Found Father-Son Relationships
Gibbs & Tony - Bobby & Buck Parallel
Mary Poppins was the Doctor’s Nanny (Doctor Who x Disney)
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mamaspidershit · 25 days
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feeling like doing some nat & peter hcs so,,,,
-> Peter isn't allowed to do laundry, because every time without fail he end up sneezing for an hour afterwards because he'll always try to take the lint off the lint screen and somehow get it all over his hands and then attempt to fold the laundry
-> Natasha is absolutely fucking awful at cooking/baking EXCEPT for when she makes either hot chocolate or vegetable stir fry. and ONLY those things. Ask her to make anything else and it will someone set on fire, but her vegetable stir fry is fucking legendary
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This is My Hazbin Hotel Master-list I
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Submissions are Open,
But very full, so be patient.
I do withhold the right to say no to a request for any reason.
If I do accept your request, it'll take time for me to do it, so just hold tight.
What I wont write
Graphic violence or abuse.
Graphic sexual abuse.
I don't do X female Reader. I just don't.
Ships between characters
Headcanons
Brutal Overlord S/O
S/O who was a beloved dictator when alive
Accidentally hitting there S/O during a fight
Arackniss has a nightmare.
Male Musician Overlord S/O
Reaction to there S/O coming home wounded.
Having a Spa day with there S/O
Asking out there crush
With S/o who just left an abusive relationship
Asking out there crush
Super celebrity, singer S/o
Valentino, Vox, velvet poly with Overlord S/O
Finding an abandoned baby Imp
Ancient demon lord S/o
Sinner who out flirts Valentino
With Very affectionate hellhound S/o
Someone roofying there S/o's drink
NSFW Headcanons with a male reader
Male reader getting your male S/O pregnant (Male Pregnancy)
Comforting Your S/O after a nightmare
Artistic S/o who's hands get damaged beyond repair
Taking care of your sick lover
Them becoming a parent
Powerful S/O who forces reformation
Pulling a break up prank
With a son Headcanon
With a Vampire S/O
With Easily flustered assassin S/O
Lucifer & Lilith with the physical embodiment of hell
S/O banished from heaven for secretly indulging in sin
Telling there S/O 'I Love You' for the first time
Alastor with Vampire S/O
Reaction to there S/O getting hit-on in front of them
Pentious reaction to his egg boi calling his S/O Daddy.
With there Punk child
Angel Dust with an Imp S/O.
Hazbin Hotel reaction to really sweet sinner with a violent, powerful split personality.
Overlords with S/O who's true form is the Tarraque.
The first date
With The Prince of Hell
Alastor realizing he's fallen in love
Angel with S/O who is beaten by Valentino for staying loyal to Angel.
Cherri Bomb with Nerdy male S/O
Reaction to there S/O choking
With a secret Musician S/O who suffered abuse
Charlie helping her little brother tell there parents he's pregnant. (Mpreg)
With S/O who is insecure about there Curly hair
There reaction to there baby boy being able to duplicate.
Alastor with Male S/O who has no idea who he is.
I'm so... so sorry Darling.
Merry Christmas Darling~
I'm Sorry, My Love... I never mean to hurt you...
With an ancient primal God of the underworld S/O
Reacting to there S/O chocking
Alastor with S/o who has a tail.
With a Siren reader
With an S/O that's much shorter then them
With Low Maintenance S/O
Eldritch horror
With S/O that came home and just needs a long hug.
With a really loving and sweet S/O.
Shy Submissive male S/O with a Sugar mama
Reaction to their baby boy being able to duplicate.
Yandere Angel Dust's reaction to his S/O moaning out someone else's name.
How Alastor and Stolas use there powers to mess with their S/O
Two sides of the same board
Hazbin hotel family finding out your Girlfriend Abuses you
Political Cold Feet
Cuddles with Overlords because it's cold outside.
Sub Pentious X Male Dom Reader
"Are you sure you live in Hell? Because I could swear I'm seeing something straight out of heaven."
Valentino x Fallen Angel reader
Their reaction to finding reader singing a jazzy tune
With a male human hula dancer S/O that enjoys dancing for them.
With a priest that went to Hell.
Dom Angel Dust x Male Reader
Vox x Dominant Imp S/O
Valentino x Oblivious Male Reader
Valentino being possessive out on a date
Their reaction to an S/O that cares more about romance then Sex
With a Yandere Goetia Reader
Mini-Fics
The Little Spider and The Pornstar series
The Little Spider and The Pornstar
I'm so... So sorry Darling series
I'm so... so sorry Darling.
Darling, Please...
Run In
I will update this with my works as I release them. As well as any big updates I think Y'all should know.
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Characters: Spider-Verse!Earth-42!Miles Morales & Spider-Verse!Earth-42!Rio Morales
Type: Fic
Word Count: 1.4k
Synopsis: Miles tries to show his appreciation for his mother, for all she’s done for him. Even if he can’t verbally say it sometimes; he understands. More than anyone.
Warnings: not a reader insert, so no use of y/n or second person. Mentions jeffersons death on earth-42, so grief mentions as well. Miles is sneaky and kinda sorta lies to mama rio but its all to keep things under wraps and to keep her protected.
A/N: Inspired by @luvjunie ’s 42!Miles Headcanons, specifically as it pertains to him helping his mom out in secret. This headcanon hit home for me and I wanted to write a little content specifically catered to our favorite momma’s boy and his mom
Song Suggestions: “Dear Mama”, “So Many Tears”, & “Keep Ya Head Up” by Tupac Shakur; “Rose In Harlem” by Teyana Taylor; “Broken Clocks” by SZA; “You Got Me” by The Roots, Erykah Badu, Eve, Tariq Trotter
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For as long as Miles could remember, his mom’s dresser had been littered with jars.
Clear, glass containers varying in height and size lining the length of the mahogany wood, situated at the back edge and labeled for certain purposes. They’d helped her keep track of spending habits and separating money for important bills. He’s watched from his youth as his mother counted out the money from her paychecks carefully, dividing the sums into each jar, only being left with a few dollars to her name to last her for the next two weeks. He remembers the overwhelming feeling of helplessness that overtook his young frame as a child when the look of dejectedness flashed across her face.
All he’d ever wished for was to relieve his mother of the stress and prejudice that came with being a widowed single mother. Miles remembers most of his childhood being filled with anger from the pitied looks the other neighborhood moms gave to Rio at the grocery store, and the way people spoke of her as if she were a porcelain doll that needed careful tending due to her ‘vulnerable state’. While it was clear that the loss of Jefferson changed their lives completely, the combination of ingenuine concern from the surrounding community and lack of resources that Rio had access to, mixed with the very raw and still fresh gash of grief left in the now broken family, created a culmination of woe and desolation felt between mother and son; and unfortunately, despite the increased dependency of their bond, such feelings became difficult to express.
Rio became akin to the strong woman trope; the one where a woman of color was expected to pull through all obstacles with a smile on her face, with complete disregard for the turmoil and trauma that would be suffered.
Miles became the pitied son; always angry, always looked upon with false sympathy, always wishing to do better and be better so his mother wouldn’t have to worry about him.
The jars that littered his mother’s dresser soon became the driving force behind his desires to ease her stresses. So when he approaches his uncle with a fire in his eyes and a will power unlike anything he’s ever seen on the streets, it doesn’t take much convincing for Aaron to take the boy seriously.
He thinks back on the nights where he could hear the muffled sniffles of his mother in the next room over as he sneaks into her bedroom in the early hours of the morning. He’d just gotten home, and Rio would be pulling up any minute, so Miles has to make this quick. His book bag rests at his feet, forest green hoodie contrasting against the color of the dresser as he reaches for the tall glass jar labeled ‘RENT’, his dark brown hands pulling the glass container closer as he pulls out a wad of cash from his pockets.
Last time he counted, the jar was about two hundred dollars short of the proper amount that allowed them to call the flat their home. He carefully counts out three hundred from the wad of green in his hands, slips it into the metal slit at the top of the jar, and pushes it back to its original spot.
He does the same for the other glass jars labeled ‘LIGHTS’, ‘HEAT/GAS’, ‘WATER’, ‘WIFI’, ‘GROCERIES’, ‘CAR’, ‘ENTERTAINMENT’, and ‘OTHER’; slipping the amount he knows his mother usually puts into each jar with a little something extra for each one (also paying close attention to the entertainment jar, as there is never much of anything in it, an allusion to Rio’s near non-existent life outside of work and her son, something Miles desperately wishes to change for her). While the wad of cash in his hand slowly depletes, there's a pool of pride that swells in its place, knowing that his secret endeavors make a difference, even the smallest.
The sound of the front door opening and closing causes Miles to jump slightly in his place. He fixes the jars back in their original position, hurriedly making his way out of Rio’s room, careful not to bump into anything or cause any scuffle that could alert his mother’s careful eyes of a disturbance in her space. He all but comes to a halt when he turns from her door to find her standing in front of him, brows furrowed in question.
“Miles?” It doesn’t take long for him to notice the way the dark circles under her eyes sag a little more than the last time she’d been to work, or the pure exhaustion that seeps from her small voice, tired and desperate for sleep. “What were you doing in my room?”
“The door was open,” it’s a practiced lie, one he’s never had to use much, but always has on hand, especially when the false proof of his words are etched onto his mothers face already, “thought you were in already, but I ain’t see you, so I was just closing it before heading out.”
Rio blinks, and Miles watches as she mentally retraces her steps from the night before as she rushed off to work, but the exhaustion that sags her body doesn’t allow her to spend much time on it. “Oh, right; thank you, papa.”
It’s tired and drained, her voice, no doubt from yet another double she had picked up in order to make rent for the month. The first of the month had always been a tumultuous time, where Miles watched Rio disappear through the front door at eight o’clock in the evening, not to return until eight o’clock that morning, then repeat for the next day until the hours added up sufficely on the paycheck. The process was just as hard to watch as it was to endure. 
His eyes quickly darted down to the bags his mother was carrying, and without warning, Miles swept them from her hands, alleviating the additional weight that pulled his mother’s frame into a sulking position. Rio dared not to object to the act of service; it had always been his way of helping her after a long shift, even in his younger years as a child. She remembers his greedy, eager hands reaching for her lunch bag and bookbag, the latter of which was far to heavy for him to carry, but he still made an effort to haul the items into the bedroom and tuck them away in the corner while she tread into the kitchen to fix him a hot plate before school. An unspoken ritual the two did with the passing moments that they had, the older that Miles got. Rio would be lying to herself if she said she hadn’t grown fond of the never ending care in Miles’ eyes, and how no matter his age or life experiences, he was always there.
“I made some breakfast,” Miles says as he guides his mother to the bed, gesturing to the loungewear clothes that hung across the foot of the bed frame, “it’s in the microwave.”
“Is it edible this time?” Rio nudges, her joke earning her an airy chuckle from her son. 
“Wow, goin’ on me this early in the morning? That’s crazy.”
“I’m not the one who thought that pancakes were done when they’re charred around the edges.”
“Llegar, mamá, eso fue una vez!”
The laughter that echoes throughout the four walls of the main bedroom resonate through the walls, and the air becomes a little lighter than before, the pressure on their hearts ease just a bit. 
When he’s done making sure that his mother is set to rest for the rest of the day, Miles grabs his discarded bookbag from the threshold, and bids his mother a bittersweet farewell. As he disappears behind the bedroom door, he heaves a heavy sigh, the sound of his shoes echoing further and further away, before Rio finds herself heaving a sigh as well.
She dresses into the loungewear that Miles had set out for her, immediately slipping underneath the covers after closing the blinds and plugging in her phone. Sleep delirium begins to set in as her head makes contact with the pillows, and yet, her mind never ceases. She’s always thinking, always planning, always working on the next move. Always contemplating on how to keep the jars that litter her dresser full for the rent and bills to be paid. 
It doesn’t take long for Rio to succumb to it, however, and as she closes her eyes and slip off to slumber, she can’t help but notice how the jars do seem a little bit fuller than when she had left the night before.
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Can I get some general asahi headcanons pls
yes ofc! i truly feel like asahi isn’t talked about that much in the community, so let’s provide sum luv for asahi <3
likes dancing, like alot. okay, on a dance floor he’ll just keeping refusing your pleas to join him but in private, he’ll be the on urging you to bust some moves with him on the... kitchen floor?
i don’t know if it’s the long hair or the sweater, but something about asahi gives me poetic writer vibes. like he’s extremely passionate in literature, and his analytic skills are through the roof! boy even memorized the entire script from romeo and juliet
he truly lives for the ‘movie’ moments in life. watching sunsets, having deep, intellectual chats with someone, seeing a breath-taking sight; in the moment of these events, asahi definitely acknowledges how these moments are rare and ever so beautiful
refuses to kill bugs, not because he’s scared of the bug or anything. he’s scared of the everlasting guilt as well as the bug’s soul haunting him for the rest of his life. like, say he actually does end up killing a spider. what if the spider’s mother is just patiently waiting for mr. spider to come home? what if mr. spider’s mother begins to get worried, thinking mr. spider got lost? what if mr. spider’s family realizes the atrocious torture their son endured, all because the spider invaded asahi’s space? what if- okay, i think you get the gist of it. he’s just terrified of waking up to an army of spiders demanding revenge 
a mama’s boy. 100%, there’s no denying it. the type of guy to constantly call his mother whenever the slightest thing goes wrong
in addition ta refusing to kill spider, asahi refuses to watch horror movies in the movie theater. not because he’s scared or anything... sorta.. no, he’s just traumatized from that one time he walked in about 30 minutes through the ring and instantly, the entire theater screamed.
tried to go vegan after finding out what horrible torture the animals he devours endure. 8 days in, he ending up accidently eating a salad with chicken fat in it. he just gave up and continued to eat the salad while sobbing
gets nauseous so easily, like YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS BOY TO ROLLAR COASTER PARKS, the only ride he approves of are the teacup rides. he will happily ride them with no shame
he sleeps with a childhood teddy bear. do i even have to provide evidence for this one? like, come on 
a show off when it comes to swimming. like i just know he took diving lessons and every time he goes to the pools, he’s just waiting for someone to bring up the topic of diving.
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What Family Does
Description: Wanda comforts her daughter after a breakup with a particular spider. The boys tell the spider off.
Reader is 15. The Twins are 20.
Warning: Swearing, Slight Angst, Mainly Fluff
A/N: I love Peter but I needed him to be slightly douchey for this. Thinking about turning this into a Drabble series off of a headcanon I wrote. Most of what I write will be AU because I miss Nat, and I know she would be the softest aunt. This is pretty rough because I haven’t written something like this since Civil War.
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Your heart was broken. Peter Parker broke your heart. You felt like you lost your best friend. You did, in a sense. You used to confide in Peter and he as well. He made you feel normal. It didn’t matter to him that your parents are The Vision and Scarlet Witch. You were just (Y/N) to him until your guy's busy lives got in the way.
“So you can make plans with M.J. but not me?” You rolled your eyes. “I thought Tony said you had a thing on Saturday.” He huffed in annoyance. “Just tell me you’d rather hang out with M.J., (Y/N)!” M.J. and Ned look at us. “We’re not doing this here!” You gritted through your teeth. Peter forcefully grabs your arm and pulls you away from the group. “I just don’t understand why you can’t make time for your boyfriend!” “You don’t make time for me either. We’re busy people. I can’t drop missions and training like you want me to.”
“I don’t wanna be together anymore if it’s going to be like this, Maximoff.” You were taken back by Peter’s words. “I feel the same, Parker.” You said as tears started to swell. You walked to Tommy’s car. He liked to pick you up after school. He knew that you could walk to the tower, but it was his way of getting to spend time with you. You got in the front seat and threw your bag in the back semi-aggressively. “Rough day at school?” Tommy asked jokingly. “I guess you could say that.” You shifted in the seat. “I’m just gonna take a quick nap.” Tommy nodded. He didn’t want to push anything.
You had awoken from your nap and went straight to your room. You got through the door to the Maximoff floor. Billy was sitting on the couch watching a movie. “Sister, what did you do to Spider-Boy? Uncle Steve says he’s hysterically crying at that ghetto diner off of 82nd.” You huffed. Of course, he would run into Steve at Steve’s favorite diner. You were annoyed that he was crying when he broke up with you. “Ask Steve if he’s crying like a bitch.” Your brothers looked at you with wide eyes.
“Yeah... I’m not going to do that. Are you ok?” No, you were not ok. Billy read that loud and clear. He peeked in your mind to see that Parker made a scene and broke up with you. He watched the memory. His blood boiled when he saw how Peter reacted in front of everyone. “I’m fine. Where’s mom?” You say and fidget with your fingers. “She’s training with Aunt Nat. She’ll be done in like ten minutes.” You nodded and went to your room. You threw your backpack on the floor and crawled into bed. Tears were flowing into your pillow.
Billy shook his head as soon as you closed the door. “You wanna squash a spider?” Tommy says as he looked at his brother, who was red in the face with anger. “He made a scene about them not spending time together! When has he ever tried? It was always her doing the most for him!” Tommy chuckled. “Let’s go threaten a spider into not being a douche bag.” Billy grabs Tommy’s hand, and Tommy zooms off.
Wanda comes in the door like clockwork. She’s surprised to see that the boys are gone, and your bedroom door is closed. She walks to your room and hears sniffling. Her heart immediately breaks when she opens the door. You were huddled under your blanket. “Baby, what happened?” Wanda sits down next to your body. Her head is resting against the headboard. She starts rubbing your back. You turn to her.
“He broke up with me.” You say quietly and nuzzle into her side. You immediately start sobbing. She instinctively puts her arms around you. “It’s ok, my love. You’re ok. Everything will be ok.” She slides down into the bed. Your body is now entirely in her arms. “It hurts, mama. I thought I loved him.” You lift your head so you can see her. She kisses your forehead. “You’ll still love him. It won’t be the same, but you will.” She starts humming Sokovian lullabies like she used to do when you were little. “Thank you.”She furrows her brows. “For what?”You wrapped your arm around her torso. “For being here. I love you.” Wanda smiled softly. “It’s what parents do, my love.” She didn’t like to see you sad, but she loved that she was your comfort. You fell asleep in your mother’s arms.
Your sleep only lasted about 25 minutes. “Wanda?” Vision calls out from the doorway of your room. “Yes?” She replies. “Can you come here and help me scold our sons?” He says as he gestures towards the living room. “What did they do?” She gets up, and you groan. “I’ll be back.” She says and kisses your forehead. She walks out to the living room and sees her two guilty-looking sons. “Billy and Tommy went down to the diner to threaten Peter Parker.” Wanda clenched her jaw. “You boys threatened a child?!” The boys both gulped. “Peter said she didn’t make time for him. She was doing most of the work in that relationship!” Tommy fires back. “That doesn’t mean you can threaten the kid! If Steve would’ve called me, you two would have been in jail.” He rubs his temples out of frustration.
Wanda grabs his hand. “Boys, I get that you want to protect her. Hell, I even want to throw something at him with my powers accidentally.” Vision raises an eyebrow at his wife. “I’m kidding. You guys can’t do that. We have to hate him from afar.” Wanda sits next to her boys. “I’m very proud of you guys for sticking up for her. She has wonderful brothers.” Vision nods. “That she does.” Billy glances at both of his parents. “It’s what brothers are for. Plus, I only said that I want to squash him with a can of raid.”
“YOU GUYS DID WHAT?!”
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Helluva Dad Character Headcanons
Jake
He's afraid of spiders, no matter how big or small.
His father won't allow him to eat too much sugar because he gets hyperactive
As a baby he had the tendency to crawl out of his cradle and all the way outside, where he'd surprisingly kill any critters he happened to encounter.
His first word was 'mama'.
He was five years old when his father joined I.M.P. By the time of the first episode, he's nine.
He's called Jakey by Millie and Blitzo, brat (occasionally) by Moxxie, little guy by Loona.
The nicknames Striker calls him include boy, my boy, kiddo, pup, little buddy, amongst others.
Like his dad, he enjoys trolling Moxxie, though Jake is far more on the pranking side.
He's skilled with knives and pistols, though he's too small to shoot rifles yet.
He considers Millie a sort of maternal figure. He's tried asking his father about his birth mother, but Striker always avoids the question.
Instead of a baby rattle, he'd play with his father's rattling tail.
Striker
While not as good of a cook as Moxxie, he can do basic dishes such as eggs, meat, etc.
Other instruments he plays apart from the guitar are the harmonica and, surprisingly, the violin, though he's quite rusted in the latter.
He's got lots of scars from previous jobs, but one in particular that he holds dearly is the mating mark on his left shoulder, which he obtained from Jane.
His hobbies include riding Bombproof with Jake, playing the guitar, polishing his blessing-tipped weapons and overall spending time with his son.
When napping, he pulls his hat over his face for two purposes: to shield his face from lights and a sort of 'i'm sleeping don't bother me' warning to others. Whoever ignores the warning and tries to awaken him receives a punch in the face.
When Jake was a baby, he'd play the guitar and sing lullabies for him.
When Moxxie first discovered his blessing-tipped riffle, Striker opened up a bit and explained his past as an assassin-for-hire before having to retire when Jake was born. Surprisingly, the two ended up bonding over their knowledge and passion for weapons.
He's a mildly dyslexic. His notes are literally unreadable by anyone but himself.
He's skilled at lassoing and tying knots, which are nearly inescapable as Blitzo found the hard way.
He tends to tip his hat to people who impress him as a show of respect, like a true cowboy.
Sometimes he visits Jane's grave to put flowers and talk about Jake.
Despite flirting with Millie to spite Moxxie, Striker actually respects her marriage and hasn't openly advanced romantically unto her.
He often makes indy hat rolls during some jobs.
Though he's not as much of a jerk to Moxxie like in canon, Striker still does love teasing him and rubbing his superior physical condition in Moxxie's face in a less-hostile manner.
He hasn't had sex since Jane died; instead, he masturbates himself with porno magazines when Jake isn't around.
He's got a particular glare that he gives Jake when he's misbehaving, which is enough to scare him into behaving.
Bombproof
He was originally a wild stallion captured to be sold, but no one could stay on his back for longer than ten seconds. Striker wagered that he could tame the horse; if he won, he'd get to keep it. To everyone's awe, Striker successfully broke Bombproof, earning the horse's respect in the process.
He's Striker's most treasured friend and confidant.
He knows some commands, most notably 'sit down'. On one occasion, Striker had him sit down on Moxxie (kinda like phoebus did to a soldier with Achilles in The Hunchback of Notre Dame).
Bombproof's favorite snack is badger meat.
So far, he's only allowed Striker and Jake to ride him.
Striker only has to whistle for Bombproof to come to him no matter where he is.
The horse is very protective of Striker and Jake. On one occasion he stamped on a hellmania devil that was about to pounce on baby Jake.
No matter how hard Blitzo tries, he can't get to even pet Bombproof, as the horse moves away from him with a snarl. The fact that everyone else in I.M.P. has petted him at least once drives him crazy.
He often babysat baby Jake while his master was working.
He loves being scratched behind the ears.
When he gets ill, the fiery parts of his body douse and become pale and ashy, like a fire extinguishing.
Jane
She knew Striker since childhood and was the only Imp friend he ever had. Her nickname for him was Strike.
She knitted most of Jake's baby clothes, including his blankie.
Her final words were 'Raise him well, Strike'.
Striker would often serenade her.
Lillies were her favorite flowers. Striker often decorates her grave with said flowers; their scent often reminds him of her.
Though they never married, she and Striker left mating marks on each other as a love promise.
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