#married even

[simmyfrobby]

― Marriage of Many Years, Dana Gioia

Hockey Poetry Post 41/?

(Photo credit: link, Marc Serota, Gregory Shamus, ??????, Gregory Shamus, Andre Ringuette, link, Bruce Bennett, Andre Ringuette, Joe Sargent, Gregory Shamus, Emilee Chinn)

#so um #theyre in love #married even #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #vintage two headed monster poem as promised :) #hockey poetry posts #pittsburgh penguins #done spamming poems for now #goodnight xx

[learningtosmelltheroses]

The fact that he could just said "I fixed Zendaya's door once and now we're in love" just makes me think that he said girlfriend because that's what she was at the time he fixed the door but now she's something more/different

#yeah they are engaged #married even #it's almost 2am #Help #zendaya #tom holland

[furcoveredinblood]

why do they act the way that they do

#slipknot #chris fehn #shawn clown crahan #my gif #they're gay and in love #married even #they're so dumb i love them #love my blorbos

[the-imperial-nuisance]

A friendship of record... Squeenix, with all due respect, I believe friendship is an understatement.

#ffxiv #they're in love your honor #married even #ffxiv the watcher #the watcher #venat #tales from the dawn spoilers

[sourscratched]

quick comix of the little creatures

#dimension 20 #my art #burrow’s end #burrow’s end spoilers #honestly i think dr. steel is living the dream #just taking a stroll in the radioactive woods when two fuzzy little animals say hi to you and compliment your hair #and theyre even married and know what hats are?? absolutely incredible #anyway I agree with Rashawn and Brennan when knowingly about to break somebody’s reality Hey girl hey is the appropriate greeting

[taxkha]

Afterwards Apollo had to ensure that he doesnt only want to marry him for tax benefits but also because he loves him and stuff.

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #Im not even big on the idea of them getting married but I thought this was a funny comic idea lol #2k

[9ndreus]

So Bildad does this little gesture before the magic trick bringing Job's children back:

And guess where else we've seen it before:

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #bildad the shuhite #shuhite sunday #my point is... my POINT is... #they're so married #they like to pretend they're so different but they even take on some of each others' mannerisms 😭 #stimming #(as always if someone already pointed all this out before lmk and I'll link to it) #ID in alt text

[funkycarabiner]

I helped a much older butch lesbian pick out the ripe avocados from the pile in a shop today.

She casually told me that she wanted to make avocado toast for her wife for Easter morning because her wife couldn't eat dairy (like chocolate) but she really liked avocado toast (like it was one of her fav foods), except they didn't have it often because they're expensive and only her wife eats them. She forgot how to tell if they were ripe and asked me for help

The world is healing. I need to be her so bad

#oh to be old and married to a beautiful woman who i am buying avacados for even though ill never eat them myself #butch #butch lesbian #butch4butch #butch4femme #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #dyke #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #muted notifs

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[jhonnyhotbody]

It gets ransacked every week

This was them b4 they got their wives

#It's hard to eat that many calories okay #and who wouldn't want Alfred's leftovers #even if his dead rn #Stealing is bad #This post does not condone stealing #B4 the married speedster got married they had at least a singular spring cheese in their fridge #bart allen #Stealing from a rich is okay tho #wally west #flash family #This applies to stealing from Oliver #batfam #batman

[kittykatninja321]

sometimes a man hurts every woman and man that enters his life because his real soulmate is the city of Gotham

#Bruce Wayne #Batman #dc #I was thinking about how Bruce hasn’t settled down despite the fact that other superheroes get married even after will-they-won’t-theys #that last decades and I realized this is why

[iwasbored777]

The amount of times they teased Broppy wedding isn't funny anymore, I just want it to happen now

#they think they're funny but I'm dying i need them to get married more than air that i breathe #but poppy obviously isn't ready even though branch is 100% ready he would get married right here right now #trolls holiday in harmony #trolls band together #trolls 3 #poppy #branch #Broppy #trolls poppy #trolls branch #let's go get married

[panakina]

Of all the bats and birds Jason has the least game, but he is also the one most likely to fall in love exactly once and then be done. That’s him forever. This man has never once let go of anything in his life, he is primed for devastating heart break.

#if he hadn’t died he’d be getting married at 21 #i don’t even like childhood friends as a romantic sublot #but if there was ever someome custome made for it #jason todd #dc #red hood

[binghe-malewife-goals]

One of my all time favorite moments in svsss is when Bingqiu are going through the jinlan city arc and Binghe is like "DONT YOU MOVE ANOTHER STEP OR ELSE" as his xin mo period cramps hit and Sqq, the little bastard, looks at Binghe as he backs away before waving and turning around to leave and the level of DISRESPECT in this man. I love him

The girls are fighting

#divorce era but one of the characters didnt even know they were married much less divorce #lbh signed marriage papers when sqq wasn't looking #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #svsss novel