A haunted herse Pokémon called ‘cardaver’
anon, this idea spoke to me when i first got this ask a few months ago, and after a lot of procrastination and a little bit of drawing, I present to you:
hauntwheel, cardaver, and vanslaughter
they look like cars but they are pokemon
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part 2!!!! [read part one here]
transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:
“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn.
we were told to point her at whoever we need gone
“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will
it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye
she was specially selected for her hunting skill
it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try
think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse?
“given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.”
[“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?]
it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress
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how nice it is if the phone headmage gave u actually has special magic attribute,
where it has very shitty network on twisted wonderland universe,
but actually very good to connect back and forth between your world to twisted wonderland
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Damain: Drake.
Tim: Demon Brat.
Damian: ...
Tim: ...
Damian: I require access to your power points.
Tim: Oh?
Damian: There appears to have been a slight oversight in regards to Daniel.
Tim: An oversight? About Danny?
Damian: yes.
Tim: ...
Damian: ...
Tim: Which one do you need?
Damian: Hero 101.
Meanwhile in Dukes room.
Duke: Danny why are you hiding under my bed?
Danny: I am not hiding.
Duke: ...
Danny: fine! I am hiding from Dami.
Duke: Why?
Danny: He said I need to have a talk with him when he learned that I go by Danny Phantom in the field and even go out without a mask.
Duke: So, it's not a stabbing threat?
Danny: He called me dearest little brother when he said that.
Duke: ...
Danny: ...
Duke: Dick or Cass?
Danny: Can you ask Jason if I can camp out in one of his safe houses?
Duke: Sure.
Damian: Daniel, I know you are in Thomas's room.
Danny: Hiek!!!
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Halloween prompts year 2 day 10
Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.
Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.
Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.
So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.
For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.
Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.
Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.
Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.
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I hear a lot of talk about how Hollywood isn't comfortable with showing romantic relationships, interracial or otherwise, without a white person involved. But I'm not sure that fans are actually comfortable with that either? And I don't think they're comfortable without a significant white (white male specifically) presence in their favorite genre shows.
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Can we get some passive nightmare with flowers on his head just being happy ? I need the fluff pleas 😭
two normal brothers and their tree hanging out- so glad nothing bad ever happens too any of them 😎
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