#maybe one day 🧐👀

[dannyricsmirrorball]

fifth wheel • ln4 part 2 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || lando norris x reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n is always fifth wheeling george, carmen, alex, and lily.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || hope you guys enjoy part 2! part 3 will be out soon as well ;)

part 1 part 3

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yourusername 🐚🌊🌅

username1 summer break y/n is slaying

username2 she tagged along george and carmen’s trip 😭😭 they really can’t get rid of her

carmenmmundt 😍😍

⤷ yourusername i love u

georgerussell63 stop stealing my girlfriend

⤷ yourusername never!

georgerussell63 also come downstairs, me and carmen have been waiting for half an hour! how are u not ready yet???

⤷ yourusername patience is a virtue georgie

⤷ landonorris that’s code for 2 more hours georgie

username2 omg lando y/n interaction. he’s defs w them rn!

lilymhe missing youse 😓

⤷ alex_albon am i not enough?

⤷ yourusername u cant compare to me and carmen alex don’t be silly

⤷ alex_albon oh ofc my bad

username3 ig lando and y/n really aren’t together

⤷ username4 what? what makes u say that?

⤷ username3 look at his recent

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landonorris waves and friends 🤙

redbullracing that jet-ski looks familiar 👀

username5 omg lando in the red bull life vest

username6 OMG the girls hands in the second pic??? y/n????

⤷ username7 it’s not her

⤷ username6 how do u know?

⤷ username7 she’s not in thai land. she’s in spain w carmen and george, lando is in thai land obv w lily and alex and a few of their other friends.

⤷ username8 or maybe it’s just lily lol

lilymhe cowabunga dudeee 😮‍💨

⤷ yourusername omg lily stop this.

⤷ landonorris yeah what she said 😟

f1wags lando spotted w mystery girl in corsica

username13 kinda looks like y/n…

⤷ username14 i wishhhh but y/n is w george and carmen in ibiza now i’m pretty sure

⤷ username15 nah i’m convinced that this is y/n (i’m delusional)

username16 how do we manage to get all these pics but not one that has an identifiable face

⤷ username17 maybe it’s for the better. he doesn’t owe us anything, we should respect their privacy.

username4 wasn’t he just in thai land?

landonorris

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landonorris summer lovin’

username18 he’s gone girls 🫠

username19 this looks a lot like y/n just saying

⤷ username20 u guys need to get over this. she’s literally in ibiza. he is not.

maxfewtrell down so bad

⤷ landonorris u would be too

yourusername cute congrats

⤷ landonorris cheers mate.

⤷ username21 damn we were really off, they really are just mates

⤷ username22 idk sounds kinda bitter to me 🫣

alex_albon you have definitely never watched grease

⤷ landonorris how does this have anything to do w grease??

⤷ alex_albon yeah i’m not even surprised

mclaren 👀👀

⤷ username23 admin what do u know?!

username24 lando norris soft launching?? never though i’d see the day

riabish ahhh so cute

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yourusername happened so fast

⟟ ibiza, spain

tagged carmenmmundt, georgerussell63, danielricciardo, heidiberger_

heidiberger_ fave gal 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u already babe 💘

⤷ danielricciardo what bout me

⤷ yourusername free enchante beach club 🧐🧐

⤷ danielricciardo hmmmmm

⤷ enchante we’ll see what we can do yourusername 😉

⤷ yourusername thanku for coming in clutch admin!

username25 she couldn’t third wheel lily and alex so she decided to find daniel and heidi LMFAO

⤷ username26 don’t think she’s third wheeling anymore… 🫣😟

username26 DONT THINK WE DONT SEE THAT LAST PIC Y/N

username27 y/n soft launching. what is happening?

username28 i’m still convinced that it’s lando

⤷ username29 she literally tagged ibiza, i don’t think she can make it anymore clear. they’re in two diff countries 😐

landonorris cute 👍

⤷ yourusername thanks dude

⤷ username30 yeah they were def talking and then fucked it up and are both bitter abt it

⤷ username28 yeah ok ig it’s not lando

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yourusername mems under the sun

username32 slayed the summer dump

carmenmmundt best vacay w the best people

⤷ yourusername 😘😘

username33 when are we gonna find out who the man is?!

landonorris nice

⤷ yourusername 👍👍

username34 jesus christ what is going on lando and y/n

alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u 💘💘

alex_albon you know how to swim??

⤷ yourusername cant wait to swap ur hair dye when u least expect it albono

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landonorris almost at the end

tagged alex_albon, lilymhe, georgerussell63, yourusername

username34 OMG HE TAGGED Y/N THEY ARE DATING

⤷ landonorris we played paintball, she’s in the first pic.

alex_albon why’d u make it sound so dramatic “almost at the end”

⤷ username35 alex is nothing if not a hater

username36 what i would do to play paintball w lando, alex, george, lily, and y/n

carmenmmundt oh.

⤷ landonorris carmen…

⤷ carmenmmundt ig u and ur gf have more in common then i thought 😐😒

⤷ username37 what does this mean…?

⤷ username38 if i speak 🤐

username39 i fear we need to stop being delulu… he basically said it’s not her in the last pic and she didn’t even like or comment

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yourusername twas’ a perfect summa

username37 holy shit

username38 that dress looks familiar…

⤷ yourusername yeah me and every other bitch own it 🤷‍♀️

⤷ username39 i have never seen someone deny and squash rumours as quickly as lando and y/n have been doing

⤷ username38 y/n calling lando’s gf every other btich 😭 she’s so messy

alex_albon food that isn’t breakfast… in bed. freak!

⤷ yourusername okay freak.

username39 time to accept that y/n is no longer the designated third wheel and it’s not bc she’s w lando 🫠

francisca_cgomes sexy 💞💞

⤷ yourusername loverrrrr

lilymhe wonder why 🫣

⤷ carmenmmundt hmmmm i wonder…

part 3 here!

#lando norris x reader #lando x reader #lando norris #formula 1 #alex albon #george russell #lily muni he #carmen montero mundt #social media au #mclaren #ln4 imagine #ln4 #ln4 x reader

[julianalvarez9]

el clásico / pedri

req: hi! could you please write or do a social media au of Pedri which the reader is an F1 driver and her brother is carlos sainz of her father is Fernando Alonso (they are know Madrid fans) them giving pedri a little bit of a hard time (in a funny way) and the whole grid be like overprotective cause she like their baby sis and the Barcelona players tease pedri about their relationship.

author's note: this is so long and probably feels so disorganized i'm sorry 😭 hope you like it either way!!!

pairing: pedri x sainz!reader

name_sainz

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name_sainz cuando te despiertas con 55 llamadas perdidas de tu hermano 😄👍🏻 (when you wake up with 55 missed calls from your brother)

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user1 SO IT'S TRUE????

carlossainz55 vas a contestar ahora? (will you aswer me now?)

charles_leclerc you can hide behind me next time you see him name_sainz 😂

carlossainz55 don't back her off now man 🤬

user2 imagine your whole family being madridista and then you go and date a barcelona player 😂

user3 c'mon name_sainz bellingham's right here 😮‍💨

pedri

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pedri gran partido hoy, +3! (great game today, +3)

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user1 didn't expect to see y/n in the likes 😂 isn't she fan of the team that lost?

user4 maybe she has converted 🙏🏻

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name_sainz haciendo mi vida dificil 😮‍💨 (making my life difficult)

pedri cumplirás? (will you fulfill it?)

user2 FULFILL WHAT

user3 maybe they had a bet 🙏🏻

name_sainz veremos 👀 (we'll see)

pablogavi buena suerte en la cena familiar 😂 (good luck at family dinner)

pedri

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pedri vamos españa!! 🇪🇸

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user1 CARLOS IN THE LIKES FLR THE FIRST TIMEEEE

user2 he's spaniard ofc he'll like the post of a player that represents his country 😂

user3 NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND this is huge!!!!!

name_sainz te queda bien el blanco 🤭 (you look good in white)

pablogavi veo lo que haces 🧐 (i see what you're doing)

name_sainz perdón pablito, tenía que intentar 🥲 (sorry pablito, i had to try)

name_sainz

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name_sainz day off before the madness that is racing at home for the first time 🥹🤍

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pedri ❤️

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charles_leclerc little sainz is in love 🥰

user1 charles braver than the marines for supporting them

user2 carlos will have to approve them someday 😂 she's not 10

carlossainz55 "no puedo ir, tengo planes" ("can't go, i have plans")

name_sainz era cierto ? (it was true ?)

name_sainz

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name_sainz pole el sábado y después podio el domingo? soñaba con días así. gracias a todos 🥹🤍 (pole on saturday and then podium on sunday? dreamed of days like these. thank you all)

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user1 in the weekend where pedri goes to see her? 🥹🥹🥹 they're so cute

user2 not everything is about pedriyn 🙄

charles_sainz where's the post for your lucky charm?

name_sainz i'm not pierregasly 😂

pierregasly that was rude 🤬

pedri ❤️ fuiste increíble (you were amazing)

name_sainz 🤍🤍

carlossainz55 merecido, pequeña ❤️ (deserved, little one)

name_sainz te amo hermanito 🤍🤍🤍🤍 (love you brother)

f1

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f1 Football stars ❤️ F1

joaofelix79, benchillwell, masonmount and pedri, all enjoyed the action in Barcelona #Formula1 #SpanishGP

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user1 one of these is not like the others

user2 one went to support the better team 😋

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user3 all of them liking that comments bc it's dissing redbull 😂

user4 pedriyn thriving rn 🥹 he went to see her

#football imagine #football imagines #football social media au #pedri imagine #pedri social media au #pedri x you #pedri x y/n #pedri x reader #football x reader #football x you

[astrhoeluvr]

Astrhoe Observations Pt.4 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(HAPPY SAG SEASON AND ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME😘🫶🏻, I’m back with another one for y’all)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦: The house where your mercury sits in could indicate where your sibling played the most crucial/impactful role in your life.

Eg. Mercury in the 7th house could mean meeting your future spouse with the help of your sibling💍💖, Mercury in the 10th house could indicate working with your sibling or maybe your sibling could have some sort of influence over your career!💼✍🏻📑

🤪🥳: Mutable mercury’s and using a shit ton of emojis 🥰😍🤩😈😘🥲🤪👀🌺💴🤑😍 (esp Pisces, Gemini and Sagitiddies😘🫶🏻, Virgo’s are more of the :) , :0, ,-_- kinda emojis yk? Are these even emojis 😭? Or emoticons? Wtv y’all wanna call it🤷🏻‍♀️) fire mercury’s could also fall under this category 🔥💅🏻!

🥵😩: If you have someone’s Mars in your first house, you’d just wanna get it on w them yk😳🫵🏻 *aggressive lip bite* 🫦👀🔥! The physical attraction is palpable😈😵 pshh this is not always a good thing tho😃🙂🤺 but nevertheless a VERY spicy placement🌶️🥵.

☕️😴: I’ve seen a lot of Mutable/Leo and Aquarius placements addicted to caffeine 🤨🤨🧐? Y’all just don’t wanna fall asleep at an appropriate time huh??? YES, I SEE YOU 🫵🏻🧐 IT’s okay you can complete that assignment LATER 📝✍🏻or watch the last episode of a Netflix show the next day!📺💃!! GET SOME SLEEP luvs😴💤

🤥❌: One thing for sure is Y’ALL 👏🏻 CANNOT 👏🏻 LIE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 MERCURY 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 SCORPIO 👏🏻 INDIVIDUAL 👏🏻. Even if you try lying straight through your teeth with the utmost of confidence they’d be like “HMMM SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP🕵🏻, SEEMS VERY FISHY TO ME🐠🤺” , would definitely look at you like this: 🤨🤨🤨 and will surely find out what sneaky business y’all are up to.👀🧐

📸😀: Okay mercury/neptune/mars - uranus aspects, lemme see your search history real quick📸👀🤨 y’all probably be searching up the most kinkiest/concerning shit😀. My friend has one of these placements and the first thing on his search history was “how do we steal a baby?” And “are polar bears multicoloured?” LIKE BABY WHAT? 😭😭😭😭😀🤺🤺 JAIL. RN.

🥗🍜: Venus- Uranus placements could have a very wide palate when it comes to trying out new dishes🍟🌮🍱🍝🥮🍫🍬🍪. They’re the typa people who are always down to try various cuisines👩🏻‍🍳🍛.

👯‍♀️😘: Venus in the 11th house culture is looking at your homie and saying “I might just kiss you rn” as a joke😏😏and they’d be like “haha bet😏👀”, and BOOM y’all are making out the next minute😭😈. Venus in the 11th 🤝🏻 flirting with their friends as a joke..unless??😏👯‍♀️😍👀.

🤑🛍️: Libra/Leo/Taurus/Cancer placements 🤝🏻 retail therapy 🛒🏬🎁💐👙👗.

🦷😬: Capricorn placements 🤝🏻 having issues with their teeth. Capricorn placements are most likely prone to sensitivity in their teeth or any tooth related problem!! Y’ALL PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHILE EATING ICE CREAM /ANY COLD FOODS OKAY🍦🫶🏻, ik sometimes you just wanna maybe TRY biting into an ice cream but for heavens sake do not let your intrusive thoughts win bwhahaha😀😭. Make sure to get your daily dental checkups y’all, this is not just for cappy placements!! but everyone 😗🥰🫂😁!

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

#astrology #aesthetic #astrology observations #astronomy #astro #my notes #virgo venus #mars #jupiter #beauty #venus signs #energy #astro observations #slay #birth chart #birth #universe #zodiac

[cacodaemonia]

Fan Artist Emoji Asks

Big thanks to @nottheweirdest, who created the Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask and gave me permission to use that as a template for a visual artist version! This ask game is for visual artists, and while the questions most often ask about drawing or sketching, just substitute your preferred medium.

😅 What's a sketch or finished image you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between characters that never fails to put you in your feels when you draw it?

🤡 What sketch or detail in an image have you drawn that made you laugh?

😈 Have you ever created an image or added some detail just to be playfully mean to the viewer?

👀 Do you have someone who you can go to when you need another set of eyes on an image?

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your images? Themes, feels, scenes, color palettes, etc.

🎢 Which of your images would you call your wildest ride?

✨ Give you and your art a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

💋 Drawing characters smooching—do you enjoy it or hate it?

🎶 Do you listen to music/podcasts/audiobooks/podfics while you draw? What have you been listening to lately?

🛠 What traditional media or digital programs do you use to draw?

⛔ Do you have an image you started but scrapped?

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you make fan art?

🍦 What's the sweetest image you've created so far?

🍷 Do you drink and draw?

🍆 Do you draw spicy stuff? If so, what's your favorite nsfw image?

🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to draw?

💖 What made you start drawing? 

💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?

❌ What's something you would never draw?

💲 Would you ever open commissions? 

🧐 Do you spend much time researching and finding references for your images?

🏆 What's your most popular image? 

🎃 Do you create images for certain holidays? What is your favorite holiday-inspired image?

🎯 Has anyone ever guessed a handy trick or shortcut you used in an image? Care to share which?

📖 How do you feel about fics based on you art?

📈 How many fan art images have you created?

🤔 Do you plan out things like values, colors, and composition or fly by the seat of your pants?

🎨 Tell me about an upcoming wip, please!

🤗 What advice would you give to new fan artists who are just getting started?

🤩 Who is your favorite character to draw? 

💞 Who is your comfort character? Not necessarily your favorite to draw, but one that always makes you feel a little better.

🧠 When drawing [character name], what about them is hardest to draw? (askers, don't forget to specify the character!)

🤲 Would you please share a wip? Maybe a sketch or a small preview of an image?

😬 Which of your images would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon? 

🎉 What leads you to consider an image a success?

✅ What's something that appears in your images over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

🖼️ Would you ever want to turn making art into a career?

⌛ How long does it take you to complete a sketch versus a finished image?

🤯 What's an aspect of images with which you struggle (ex. human figures, backgrounds, hands, animals, cars, etc.)?

💔 Is there an image of yours that broke your heart?

💥 How do you feel about criticism? 

🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your art?

🥰 How do you feel about viewer interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your images?

#fan artist emoji asks #emoji asks #ask game #fan art

[pleasingsatellite]

I don’t know if this sounds crazy but an Insta blurb where the fc is emrata and she’s going through a divorce and maybe y/n gets with harry?!!?And it’s like look what you lost and he treats her and her child better than her ex.

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yourinstagram Blasting Happier Than Ever for the rest of my life

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y/nfan1 omg queen the taste!!!!

y/nfan2 so she finally left her man? thank god

billieeilish we can scream this song together anytime you want!

↳yourinstagram on my way right now

harrystyles ❤️

↳harryfan1 now what the hell are you doing in these comments sir?

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pagesix After a nasty divorce with now ex-husband it seems like y/n is finding happiness in a new relationship with popstar Harry Styles. The two were spotted walking around NYC this week.

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harryfan1 oh I just know harry’s going to treat her a million times better

y/nfan1 okay but she’s wearing a sweet pickles bookstore hat…harry was at that bookstore the other day…I’m making connections 👀

harryfan2 stepdadrry is ALIVE

harryfan3 I saw her at his MSG show last night 🧐

y/nfan2 finally she’s with a man who will actually respect her and it cheat

harryfan4 ran into them and harry was pushing the stroller making funny faces at the baby I was melting

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yourinstagram being appreciated feels amazing.

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y/nfan1 you deserve nothing but the best

↳yourinstagram trust me I have the best person next to me

harryfan1 ugh I’m so jealous but so happy for her

y/nfan2 ugh the cutest lil baby in the world

harryfan2 I just know harry is loving having a baby around so much

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harrystyles falling in love more and more everyday.

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harryfan1 SHUT UP??????

harryfan2 THE SECOND PICTURE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

y/nfan1 I just wanna remind everyone that y/n doesn’t share the face of her son so if everyone can be respectful and not post any photos with his face!

↳yourinstagram thank you 🫶🏻

harryfan3 the fact that her son could pass as harry’s since he was blonde as a baby 🥺

harryfan4 okay but the ring?????

y/nfan2 she’s worn that for years lol

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harryupdates harry with y/n’s son recently!

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harryfan1 are you kidding me?

harryfan2 omg

harryfan3 the baby’s lil curls I’ll cry right now

harryfan4 just imagining him writing music with the baby on his lap I can’t

harryfan5 no one mentioning their matching sprouts like that’s so cute

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yourinstagram to love or to be loved

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y/nfan1 she is the moment!!!!

y/nfan2 I just know harry took that photo of her and her son 🥺

annetwist I can’t wait to see my loves soon!

↳yourinstagram we all can’t wait to get some grandma love!

↳harryfan1 they call Anne grandma omg omg omg

sorry this is later than planned but hope you enjoy!

#harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake social media #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles blurb #harry styles fluff #harry styles x you #harry styles x reader #harry styles #harry styles fic #harry styles headcannon #harry styles au #harry styles imagine #harry styles one shot

[yowyowyaoi]

Hidan’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Deidara:

Fuck you

Where’s the money you owe me

I KNOW it was you asshole

At least mine isn’t 91!

Pizza or Chinese?

No bc if you killed him Leader would just blame ME.

Help me prank Itachi and I’ll give you half my next check 

Scared of a little gengetsu? Pussy

Go smell Tobi’s hair then ask me who took your damn cheap-ass shampoo 

Why would you eat it it HAD MY NAME ON THE LABEL bastard!

Ok but can ya’ll go to HIS room once in a while?? I don’t need to be kept up all night!!

From Kisame

Do that to Itachi again and I’ll eviscerate you and floss with your intestines.

That Jashin voodoo crap doesn’t scare me kid

Why the hell would you eat that?! You don’t even LIKE tuna!!

You better hope you can outrun Deidara then 

I think you meant that for Kakuzu. GOD I hope you meant that for Kakuzu.

From Zetsu

You left that guy outside can I eat him?

Are you done with that body yet?

Believe it or not fear actually seasons the meat 

Weird question but can I lick your scythe before you clean it 👀

From Konan

Lol pretty sure his are bigger than mine kid

He’s not that old he just looks like that 

Leftover ribs in fridge for you 

Pls stop harassing him. He blows up my phone for hours complaining about you 😒

Get back down here and clean all this blood you trailed in! I JUST cleaned the floor!! 😤

Dinner. Last warning.

Me and Deidara going to get manicures, you in?

You think I can’t knock you out just because you’re taller? Challenge accepted.

From Sasori

I’m not a pervert he’s 19 he’s an ADULT.

Best friend? Since when??

That medicine won’t take effect if you don’t LAY DOWN and GO TO SLEEP, brat.

For as fascinated as you seem to be with my anatomy you’d think YOU were the one sleeping with me, not Dei 🧐

If Kakuzu already said no then NO.

Next time I’m stitching that mouth shut so we can all get some peace and quiet.

Yes but I can make mine any size I want at any time. You’re stuck with what you’ve got. 

From Nagato

Because I said so.

Yes, really.

Be thankful that’s the ONLY punishment you received.

What she and I do is none of your concern, brat.

I’m sorry but you know Kakuzu has the final say in all financial matters.

You either apologize or I’m going to let Zetsu eat you.

Because you two cause too much trouble when we let you take missions together.

From Itachi

I’m not falling for that one again.

Never. Never in a thousand lifetimes.

Because it’s unsanitary!!

I know you took it I saw you wearing it yesterday.

Why were you even listening anyway? Pervert.

Only if Tobi comes too, I don’t trust the two of you alone.

Literally a few greens won’t kill you.

Yes you did know that!! I told everyone on the VERY FIRST DAY how allergic I am to that! 😡

Either finish your ritual or take that guy somewhere else I can’t sleep with all the screaming.

From Tobi

Of course not! We’re just friends! 

Wait do you think I might have a shot with him?! 👀

Idk I left after I saw Zetsu chewing on the guy’s foot

Is there a way to take back a picture after you send it before the other person looks at it? 

Want some cake? Want to eat myself but Konan says to share or I’m gonna die 😅

From Kakuzu

How much is it?

Did you use the coupons I gave you?

That shit is coming out of your paycheck brat

Sorry. Next time I won’t make them so tight.

Because I don’t have the patience and you’re not responsible enough.

I stg if you bring one more lawsuit against this organization 😡

My room. Now. 

Everybody gets the exact same. If you waste yours that’s your own fault.

Make me ask again and I’ll come get you and throw you over my shoulder

This is getting ridiculous how many times am I gonna have to sew it back on?!

Come see me tonight I’ll take care of it.

It was you and Deidara. I KNOW it was you and Deidara.

Maybe if you’re a good boy.

#the akatsuki #hidan #text message #kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #implied sasodei #implied kisaita #implied tobidei #deidara #sasori #tobi #kakuzu #zetsu #konan #nagato #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #Akatsuki Daily Texts Series

[tup-perware]

Hello, my absolutely second favorite 🥰

From one curly-girl (gn) to another, please tell me all about your haircare routine 🤩

How many times a week do you wash your curls?

How much conditioner do you use?

Do you brush your hair in the shower? When you're out and it's still wet? Or not at all?

Do you use gel, mousse, cream, oil, hairspray, or maybe a combination?

Are you a scruncher? Plopper? Use the bowl method? Or a microfiber hair towel? Maybe a cotton t-shirt?

Do you diffuse or let it air dry?

Do you sleep with satin pillow cases or wear a bonnet to bed?

Pleaseeeeee, the curly-girls (gn) need to know 🥺

@the-bad-batch-baroness

I was wondering how long it would be before someone asked! Thank you, mesh'la

When there's a choice, I prefer to wash it every two days, any more often than that tends to dry my scalp out. Unfortunately, missions and campaigns rarely let this be consistent.

Conditioner is actually my secret weapon, the general's...umm...friend, Senator Amidala told me about this amazing brand that helps keeps curls nice and defined, and helps them from frizzing up.

I tend to finger comb my hair while it's still damp, not completely wet, but not dry either. The combs that come with our standard hygiene kit are not longhair friendly

I have not had much time or credits to experiment with many creams, gels and so on, so if you have any recommendations 👀

Scrunching is the best method for me....especially since using ones spare set of blacks as a less abrasive towel is frowned upon...

Again, there isn't much room for things like fancy pillow cases on missions, but someday it would be nice to try these things!

Now, since I've shared my secrets, I have to say I'm a little curious who your first favorite is, cyare, since I'm only your second favorite 🧐

#Don't worry I don't mind being second #I just like being on your list mesh'la #jango’s boyz #rp #tup rp

[aheathen-conceivably]

Guess who’s already bored with gameplay 🙋🏻‍♀️

Babes I swear I had plans for this little family but my brain decided “nahhh without a story this is no fun anymore.” Perhaps one day I’ll return to the beach vacation (maybe when For Rent is on sale 👀) but for now I’m going to spam y’all with the last few gameplay shots over the weekend so we can return to what we’re ~really~ here for.

On that topic, do ya’ll prefer steady content, or getting a story post when it’s done? I won’t be able to get back to a regular schedule until after the holidays, so I can queue up everything I manage to finish until after that, or I can just release a post or two whenever it’s completed. Of course I usually like to have a steady stream of story posts, so that’s the goal for after the New Year, but for now, let me know your feelings!

#please thank antiquatedplumbobs for my new love of this GIF #also in case y’all haven’t figured it out I am a creature of planning and schedules #so the holidays positively ruin me #and I love love doing this but it hurts my brain to do it without a schedule #but January seems so far away and I miss my pixels 😢 #thus I am torn and outsource to you lovely people #thank you babes 💕 #gif warning

[mythicalmyles]

Hello!! I hope you're having an amazing day or night and don't forget to drink water and eat some veggies🥦🥦🥕but can I request some edging, degradation, and some breeding with Eyeless jack where the reader is a detective (or maybe just a very curious being who wants to know more about him🧐🧐) that has been trying to solve ej's murder cases but while doing a few research about him the reader stumbled across ej at an abandoned hospital 👀👀

Thank ya for the request i hope u enjoii i hope ur days going amazing!

Mirror sex, breeding

(Name) threw some files across the table, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. A tired sight flew through his lips, considering on the fact he had to break into his local police office just to get the stupid files he felt incredibly stupid. So much was blacked out, half the files were rotting away.

Anger filled him, he should've just asked about the files. He felt close to giving up this time, despite the fact he had managed to close four cases so far. This one however, as much as he wanted to he couldn't walk away from. Everything that surrounded this case was borderline supernatural and he had to know what really happened that night.

Did a cult really successfully summon a demon almost as old as time was? He couldn't believe it, but at the same time his experience with one of the witnesses had him thinking otherwise. She had confirmed killing him, so how did he almost kill her and kill all of her friends? Why was she left?

To tell his story? Why would a demon care about notoriety, surely hiding in the dark would bring him more victims. (Name) shook his head, a tension headache begging to nibble at his temples. Everything about this case was so wrong.

He got up and opened one of the files, looking at the massacred people darted all over the scene. They were torn, big jagged slices running over their bodies. Horrified eyes wide filled to the brim with fear, mouths agape in terror.

_______________________

Four months later and (Name) had finally managed to fly out to the murder location, twigs snapped under his feet with every step. The forest was coated in an oppressive silence, every hair on (Names) body stood on end. He tried his best to not leap from his own skin every time a branch or leaf brushed against his body.

He had already explored the cave, finding nothing as he had expected. On google maps he had seen an abandoned hospital about a mile away from the murder scene, he doubted he'd find anything but he was already here for four days so he figured he may as well cover all basis.

He finally made it to the run down looking building, it looked like someone had tried to nuke it. Plaster and bricks everywhere. He made his way through the doorway, walking over the actual door to get in.

He stilled for a few moments once he was in the building, straining to hear anything. All that met him was silence. Glass and debris cracked under his weight as he began walking around the hospital.

He explored the first floor before carefully making his way up, almost turning back when he nearly went crashing through one of the steps. Instead he pushed on, if the worst he had to worry about was possibly crashing through a floor or two to satiate his need to know, then he would.

He came across an empty room with a single hospital bed in it, his eyebrows furrowed as the stench of blood filled his senses. He gulped as he made his way to the bed, wanting to take a look at the other side of it. He felt his heart pound in his ears as his eyes slowly moved over blood drenched sheets and to the other side of the bed, only to see nothing there.

He let out a breath, almost laughing at himself as he turned around only to let out a scream. An eyeless man was proper against the door, his chest entirely sliced open all the way down. Fear struck (Name), it was obviously old he noticed once he took a moment to breathe.

He slowly approached the body, it's grey dried out skin almost mummy like. He supposed tucked back there he would be safe from whatever elements wracked the area. He pulled some gloves out of his pockets, his nose wrinkled up at what he was about to do.

God sure as hell was going to hate him for this one, he held his breath as he searched the pockets. He found nothing until the last pocket, his mind totally focused as his hand pulled out some paper.

I'm sorry for what we've done. We were stupid to think we could control it. It's too powerful, once it see's you it's too late. God save us all. I know he's going to find me.

(Names) eyebrows shot up, well this was definitely one of the people he had been looking for. His mind combed back to the files, only two bodies were never recovered that night. One was the supposed demon another a college student called Daniel Shaforo.

Mentally (Name) sent out a prayer for the man, he stood up and dusted plaster and glass off of his knees and turned around, intent on leaving the creepy hospital.

A figure dressed in black, with a blue mask and black tears rolling down it stared back at him through the slightly smashed up window. Everything went silent for a few moments before (Name) comprehended that he needed to leave. Now.

He darted out the door, not looking back when the sound of glass being smashed filled the silence. Part of him knew it was game over if that thing really was a demon. And now it had its sights set on him, regret filled every pore of his body as his feet slammed off of the floor.

(Names) mind went blank when a loud cracking suddenly filled his ears, he barely had time to draw a breath before the floor fell out bellow him. Ringing filled his ears as he laid against the floor, covered in dust and plaster.

He rolled himself over and pushed himself up, he stood still for a moment and held his head letting out a groan of pain. He jumped when hands gripped his arms, he didn’t even have a little wiggle room. His breathing got deep and time seemed to freeze for a minute, a tongue licking up the back of his neck had him almost jumping out of his skin.

He let out a whimper as he shook in what he figured was the demons hold. “You smell so goood.” (Name) could hear the grin in his voice, his brain couldn’t think on what to do. The voice was down right terrifying, it sounded more like a growl.

“Please.” He knew it was useless to beg for his life, he’d seen the damage it could do. It flipped him around and he came face to face with a grey skinned man, his teeth were unnaturally long and sharp, there wasn’t a lick of white in his eyes. Instead they were pitch black and dripped tar, all (Name) could do was try and not piss himself as he gazed into the hallows of the monsters eyes.

It leaned towards (Names) neck and licked a strip up the column, causing him to let out a yelp. “You’d be so pretty full of cum.” (Names) eyes doubled, mouth dropping. He couldn’t deny the way his cock jumped.

Suddenly its mouth was on his, unnaturally long tongue shoving its way into his mouth. All he could do was submit as the demon took control of him. Hands ran over his back and ass, he could feel its claws scraping against his flesh. “What an easy little whore, im going to breed you up pretty boy. You wont be walking tomorrow.” (Name) whimpered in his hold but didn’t try fighting him.

“Not even gonna try fight back? How pathetic.” (Name) let out a whine that turned onto a moan as one of jacks fingers entered him, its nail slightly scraped him but he didn’t seem to mind. (Name) melted in the creatures grip, allowing it to do as it pleased. “Gonna fill you up with lots of my babies.” (Name) let out a loud groan and threw his head back.

Jacks hand gripped his ass and lifted him up, (name) quickly linking his legs behind. Jack made his way to a wall, shoving (Name) into it as his tongue explored his mouth. Needy whines left (Name) and jack ate them up.

Jack squished (Name) against the wall as he pulled his jeans down enough to free his cock. (Name) looked behind jack, noticing a mirror reflecting them both. He couldn’t deny that the sight of himself getting devoured by a demon was turning him on.

Jack ground into him and he threw his head back against the wall, eyes rolling. “Call me jack, you’ll be screaming it soon.” (Name) shook at the words, having to fight back cuming on the spot. Jack began pushing his cock into (Name), growling at the tightness that began slowly enveloping his cock.

He bit into the junction of (Names) neck and shoulder, teeth sinking deep into flesh. Jack lapped up all the blood grinning at the way his new pet just moaned and let him do as he pleased. “Such a slut.” Jack laughed before pushing his tongue back into (Names) mouth and slamming in balls deep.

(Name) screamed into his mouth and arched, pain flaring as his eyes scrunched shut. Jack wasted no time in bouncing him on his cock, skin slapping and filling the room. Jack didn’t go easy on him, quick to take everything the other could offer and more.

Jacks pace was demonic, (Names) mind long since going blank as jack abused his prostate. (Names) tongue dropped out and saliva dripped between them, running down his stomach. Jack gripped his neck and pushed him further into the wall, he realised he was looking elsewhere and he looked behind. A mirror on the wall. Jack grinned, pulling out and dropping the human.

(Name) let out a whimper and fell against Jack, jack pulled him infront of him and grinned at him in the mirror. (Names) eyes widened and he flushed bright red, barley having a moment before jack gripped his thighs and pulled them upto his chest, (Names) back resting against Jacks chest.

(Name) flushed at the sight of himself spread out in front of the mirror. “Like seeing yourself get stuffed?” Jack didnt give him a chance to answer before pushing his cock back into (Names) hole.

The sight of himself getting stuffed was enough to finally send him over the edge, his cum shooting out fast and hitting his chin. He leaned back bonelessly in Jacks hold, bouncing as he continued fucking him at an almost brutal place.

He spoke Jack’s name like a mantra, overstimulation over clocking his brain. Jack didn’t last much longer before shooting his load deep inside of (Name), his hand pressed flat against (Names) stomach, claws lightly running over his flesh.

“I just can’t let you go now.” Jack grinned, before his eyebrows jumped at (Names) response. “I dont think i mind.”

#eyeless jack x male!reader #eyeless jack x malereader #eyeleas jack x male reader #eyeless jack x reader #eyeless jack #creepy pasta x reader #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x male reader #creepy pasta x malereader #creepy pasta x male reader #creepy pasta x male!reader #creepy pasta #myfic

[dannyricsmirrorball]

fifth wheel • ln4 part 3 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || lando norris x reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n is always fifth wheeling george, carmen, alex, and lily.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || final part yay! also perf in time for lando’s p2!!! not proof read.

part 1 part 2

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alex_albon monte-carlo padel masters

tagged georgerussell63, yourusername, maxvertsappen1, landonorris, richardpardon

username1 max has friends?!

username2 zandvoort front two rows

charles_leclerc oh!

⤷ pierregasly it’s ok mate, we’ll play together

⤷ yourusername sorry 🥱 maybe if u brought alex and kika w u

username3 ok but how did they play if there was 5 of them, did they take turns?

⤷ username4 nah i bet y/n just sat on her phone and watched them play

alex_albon also P.S. y/n did not actually do anything

⤷ yourusername WDYM?! me and lando subbed 🧐

⤷ georgerussell63 he kept playing for u y/n?

⤷ yourusername HOW IS THAT MY FAULT, HE’S A BALL HOG!

⤷ alex_albon u forced him to play for u y/n.

⤷ yourusername this is defamation. i will not take this slander!

⤷ username4 called it

username5 maxverstappen new hyoerfixation incoming

f1 who won tho?

⤷ yourusername me ofc 😇

⤷ landonorris us*

⤷ yourusername sorry yes ofc team work makes the dream work!

⤷ maxverstappen1 but yourusername u didn’t even play?

⤷ landonorris i played for the both of us. she transferred her energy to me so i could play w our combined powers

⤷ username6 lando and y/n aren’t being hostile. we are so back!

liked by danielricciardo, mclaren, and 632,091 others

landonorris my 🌟 girl

username7 this soft launch will be the death of me.

username8 the day we find out who she is, is the day that i die

danielricciardo watch out she’ll take over lando.jpg

maxfewtrell yuck right in front of me

yourusername whipped

⤷ landonorris sns

⤷ username9 i’m sorry? is that meant to mean sorry not sorry 😭😭 they’re actual children

username10 idc how many ppl call me delusional, it’s y/n FS

⤷ username11 ok grandma let’s get u to bed

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yourusername spicy salmon nigiri u rock my world 🍣

username12 ok yeah rip my lando x y/n fantasies

username13 final confirmation we needed

username14 how long is this soft launch gonna last

landonorris gag

⤷ username15 someone sounds jealous 👀

⤷ landonorris sushi makes me sick

⤷ maxfewtrell such a baby

lilymhe gets a bf and forgets her best friends

⤷ alex_albon it’s ok lily just relax

⤷ lilymhe NO YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS UR WHOLE LIFE ALEX DONT EVEN PRETEND

⤷ username16 i just know alex is so relieved that he doesn’t have share lily anymore

username17 does anyone else find it funny/weird that y/n will let rumours circle abt her and other drivers and lando will do the same w random ppl he’s talks to and they both just follow this kind of philosophy of just ignoring it bc it’s baseless but as soon as someone so much as hints to the idea of them together they go ham at squashing it

⤷ username18 maybe it’s bc they’re actually friends so they don’t want ppl to ruin it w all the rumours

⤷ username17 but that’s what i mean like they don’t mind the rumours abt their other friends but when it’s each other it’s like NO THATS NOT TRUE

⤷ username19 i will stand by that alex and george tried to set them up on that golf trip and they started taking but one of them or both fucked it up and now

⤷ username20 and i will stand by that they are actually together

⤷ username19 it’s ok to be a little delusional

liked by username81, username4, and 18,409 others

f1wags y/n with lando recently… wonder how their partners feel about this…

tagged landonorris, yourusername

username21 nah no way they aren’t dating

⤷ username22 they’ve made it so clear they’re just friends

⤷ username21 bro look at how much they’re together, she’s literally in the paddock w him

⤷ username22 they’re friends??? makes sense that they’d hang out.

⤷ username21 yeah but she’s always been friends w him but is always in either williams or mercedes merch and motorhome but is suddenly a mclaren girly

username23 what a slut. she literally has a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend.

⤷ username24 she’s just mad that she can’t use alex and george anymore bc they probably saw her for who she is and is now leaching off lando

username25 ahhhh they’re so cute 🥹

username26 nah but i do feel lowkey bad for their partners bc if my s/o was acting like this w another person…

username27 imagine being his gf tho… like he’s refusing to show her face but is parading another girl around the paddock

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charles_leclerc tbt good times 🌊

tagged arthurleclerc, lorenzotl, alexandrasaintmleux, carla.brocker, charlotte2304, alex_albon, georgerussell63, yourusername, lilymhe, carmenmmundt, heidiberger, landonorris, danielricciardo

georgerussell63 …mate

yourusername party rockin 🤙🐚🌊😮‍💨🌅🏝️🏖️🏄‍♀️

⤷ username30 my girl is overcompensating bc she knows she can’t get out of this one

⤷ username31 what?

⤷ username30 i mean this pretty much confirms that y/n and lando are actually dating, like w all the photos of them and now that we know that they actually did see each other during the break

alexandrasaintmleux CHARLES what did i say abt posting w/o showing me first 😭

landonorris lol

⤷ username31 they are sweating

username32 you’re telling me that the leclerc family, all their gfs, lily, alex, george, carmen, daniel, heidi, y/n, AND lando ALL stayed in corsica together during part of the break AND WE DIDNT KNOW UNTIL KNOW

alex_albon at least i’m not THIS bad lilymhe

lilymhe charles…

danielricciardo LOL MATE

⤷ heidiberger_ don’t even danny

username33 IM SORRY BUT THIS IS SO CONFIRMATION ABT Y/N AND LANDO… I MEAN LOOK AT EVERYONES COMMENTS, THEYRE ALL STRESSING AND THIS WAS SO OBV A COUPLES TRIP

⤷ username34 i mean idk still like their comments to eachother are so passive aggressive and george, alex, and charles are really good mates w the both of them as well y/n is famed for being the biggest grid couple third wheel so maybe they were just being massive third wheels OR they also brought their partners but charles just didn’t tag them to keep it private

⤷ username35 or u guys hate to admit that y/n and lando are together and lando isn’t going to get w u 🤷‍♀️

username36 charles really came in w a bang

username37 the way charles’ silence is SOOOO loud

⤷ username38 yeah he is fs getting it in the gc

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liked by georgerussell63, alex_albon, and 320,918 others

yourusername fuck it we ball

tagged landonorris

username42 OH

username43 ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING Y/N LANDO HARD LAUNCH

lilymhe i knew you’d cave. all those soft launch photos i took and FOR WHAT. lasted a month 😐

charles_leclerc 🤍

⤷ yourusername this is ur fault

⤷ charles_leclerc whatttttt idk what ur talking abt

heidiberger_ i just heard danny let out an audible sigh

⤷ danielricciardo no more stress 😮‍💨

⤷ yourusername did better then i thought u would danny

⤷ heidiberger_ don’t be fooled… i think he told the entire rbr faculty

alex_albon see you’d think that this would mean they’d leave us alone…

⤷ yourusername never getting rid of us albono 😊

⤷ landonorris now why would u want that mate?! 😘

username57 the caption. she really said fuck it lets hard launch!

username58 they really squashed the slander

landonorris absolute legends i reckon

⤷ yourusername ballers

landonorris my girl 🧡

⤷ yourusername 🤭🫠

carlossainz55 finally

username34 what?! no way?! i’m shocked 😦 we are so shocked 🥱

mclaren we’ll take it from here williamsracing mercedesamgf1

team_quadrant the real boss 😌

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 570,398 others

landonorris cute.

username42 i can’t. they’re too cute.

username43 did he take her to his family home omfg 😭

maxfewtrell whippeddddd

⤷ yourusername 😐

⤷ maxfewtrell sorry y/n mb

danielricciardo cutsie

⤷ landonorris 😘😘

georgerussell63 double trouble

⤷ alex_albon god george u don’t have to say everything that comes to ur mind

lilymhe she’s so pretty

⤷ landonorris she is 😍

⤷ yourusername i love uuuuuu baby

⤷ landonorris i love u too love

⤷ yourusername oh.

⤷ landonorris oh.

⤷ lilymhe I LOVE U TOO LOVERRRR

⤷ alex_albon u get used to it landonorris

liked by yourusername, lilymhe, and 126,090 others

lando.jpg my girl

tagged yourusername

username42 god i am not ur strongest soldier

danielricciardo peep the merch 😌

⤷ yourinstagram enchante danny 😉

yourinstagram shop the look enchante 🩷

⤷ enchante 😍😍

username43 they’re everything

heidiberger_ where’s mine? daniel3.jpg

⤷ daniel3.jpg COMING RIGHT UP

username44 lando is the standard

⤷ username45 never thought i’d see the day someone described lando norris as the standard

yourusername obsessed much 🤭

⤷ lando.jpg with u? always

⤷ yourusername oh 😳

yourusername my own jpg post?! i must be special

⤷ lando.jpg the specialist 🧡

⤷ yourusername oh 🤭

username46 dead at y/n being taken aback my lando’s comments

lilymhe my girl 😍😍😍

⤷ yourusername my girl 😘😘🤭🤭

⤷ lando.jpg pipe down miss alex_albon come collect ur girl

⤷ alex_albon don’t fight it mate

carmenmmundt prettiest girl in the world

⤷ lando.jpg that she is

username47 she’s come so far from her third wheeling days 🥹

⤷ alex_albon has she?

bonus!

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alex_albon proof that it changed nothing 😐

tagged yourusername, landonorris, lilymhe, carmenmmundt, georgerussell63

yourusername boohoo 🙄

landonorris u love us ❤️‍🔥

hope u enjoyed 🤍🤍

#lando norris x reader #lando norris #lando norris imagine #formula one #formula 1 #george russell #alex albon #lily muni he #carmen montero mundt #daniel ricciardo #ln4 #ln4 imagine #ln4 x reader #charles leclerc #f1 fanfic

[softpine]

I'm still thinking about your characters and what their valentines day would look like currently where your story is so can I ask what everyone would be doing? I imagine Austin bringing flowers to Elaine and she loses it. Would Matt text Stevie? Mickaela and Dan pegging. Casper and Coco 👀????? Alisa messing with Jada. Stevie maybes annoying KD asking her what she's doing for v-day

omg i'm sorry my answer is so late 😭 if this were just a normal valentine's day and nothing life-threatening was happening to anyone, then what you said is exactly how everyone would be spending it ;-;

stevie annoying KD on valentine's day is sooooo true oh my god i can only imagine how insufferable she would be. she would bake a bunch of cookies and bring them into work like "here's a cookie for you! and here's a cookie for your...... partner? 🤨 and here's a cookie for your..... child? 👀 and here's a cookie for your..... other child? 🤔 just tell me when to stop. here's a cookie for your... dog? 🧐 here's a cookie for...."

coco is BOOKED for valentine's day. sorry to anyone who wishes they could make plans with her, she goes all out for this!! not even for monetary gain (it's actually a pretty slow day for sw), it's just always been her favorite holiday and she loves the decorations & outfits. although this would be the first time she's been 100% single since she was a teenager, so that would be tough, but that's all the more reason to throw herself into her work. casper is not part of this equation, he's going on a failed tinder date and making his mom sad because she was sure this would be the one sjkfjsd

definitely agree about austin buying elaine flowers, but really all elaine wants is a heartfelt card attached to them 🥺 she also organizes galentine's day (asa counts as an honorary gal) every year 💖

matt would fumble his way into some awkward misunderstanding with stevie, probably involving another goddamn stuffed animal fjskjfsd

jada would literally call off work on valentine's day. she is NOT emotionally prepared for whatever hell alisa would bestow upon her 😭 and since her dad is dating again she'd probably be alone but that's perfectly fine with her. a moment of peace is better than a valentine

finn would do something so sappy for valentine's day if here were here ughhhhh :( he'd have to step it up since he's already given asa flowers a few times and of course the unbeatable gift that was the antlers... the greatest gift asa could give to finn would be to chill the fuck out and not break the universe for one singular day lol

caroline starts getting cynical about love around valentine's day because so many people come into her shop asking for their bf/gfs name tattooed and she has to turn them away because she's not going to be complicit in bad decisions (DON'T ask her what tattoo she had covered up on her back 👿) but then she comes home and beth cooks dinner for her and lights one of their good candles and she believes in love again 😌

and we must not forget mikaela/danny pegging, as if they ever need a reason lmao. they're doing some convoluted roleplay that only they understand, making good use of their repertoire of spirit halloween costumes

#hopefully this answer being so long makes up for it being so late </3 #asks #anonymous #nonsims #brandi answers

[anopenbookunderlockandkey]

The 118 Gaycation Chat

Buck: Eddie won’t go on vacation with me

Eddie: I didn’t say that

Bobby: if you two want to go on vacation I’ll find a way to make it work with the schedule

Buck: Bobby! Tell him he has to go with me!

Hen: why won’t you go on vacation with Buck, Eddie?

Eddie: I didn’t say I wouldn’t go on vacation with Buck

Buck: he absolutely said that, we were watching Ru Paul and they won a trip through gay getaway and it looked fun so I said we should do that and Eddie doesn’t want to

Hen: I mean does Eddie just not want to go?

Chim: didn’t you just get back from one of those Hen? Do all gay people love vacations? maybe we should quit firefighting and start a gay getaway company

Ravi: who doesn’t love a vacation?

Hen: plenty of queer people don’t like traveling 🙄

Bobby: Athena and I did come across a lot of gay cruises when looking for one, they seemed fun

Ravi: it’s also safer for queer people to travel in packs

Buck: yes yes all of that but Eddie said he won’t come with me

Eddie: I just don’t think it’ll be fair for two of the best looking firefighters in LA to steal their thunder

Chim: hey! I’m Mr April

Hen: we know Chim

Buck: I think it would be perfectly fair and you might just enjoy the attention Eds

Eddie: I’m too old for that type of attention

Buck: so you’re not denying you’d like the attention???

Eddie: who doesn’t like attention?

Buck: from men?

Eddie: sure, I’ll give them something to look at

Buck: 👀

Hen: you know what, that tracks

Chim: what tracks?????

Hen: Eddie and Buck being bi, have you seen the way they sit?

Eddie: how do I sit?

Chim: Buck did make out with Albert that one time

Buck: you’re bringing that up again?! It wasn’t a make out

Chim: hard disagree as the one who saw my brother and brother in law kissing with no warning 😵‍💫

Eddie: wait, you made out with Albert??? 🫨

Buck: you jealous?

Eddie: 🙄

Eddie: Hen, how do I sit??????

Hen: I mean sitting wrong and sexual behavior don’t a queer person make… but I was just saying it makes sense

Buck: wait! Did y’all not know that I’m bi? I thought it was obvious

Hen: it is obvious… but thanks for confirming, love you Buckaroo

Bobby: thank you for telling us and trusting us, kid

Chim: does Maddie know?! You know I can’t keep a secret

Chim: also congrats bro

Buck: yes, Maddie knows… it wasn’t a secret 🤪

Eddie: 🩷💜💙

Buck: you know the bi flag colors Eds?

Eddie: yep

Buck: 🧐

Hen: pretty sure no one in this chat is 100% straight 🏳️‍🌈 can’t forget the day Eddie joined the 118

Eddie: wait what happened the day I joined?

Chim: don’t worry about it

Eddie: 😬

Ravi: does this mean y’all are going on the gaycation afterall????

Buck: please please please

Eddie: fine, Buck, I’ll go with you

Buck: 🥹🥰🤩

Bobby: there will be vacation request forms waiting for you next shift

…..inspired by an actual conversation between me and my parents about an ad for a cruise 🤣

@professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing may you be blessed with my comedy

#things i decided i could make about 911 #i think im funny #that’s because i am #incorrect 911 quotes #text fic #911 fic #911 fanfic #911 abc #911 fox #buddie #Buck is bi #change my mind #Bobby ships BUDDIE

[uaremyjae]

[ SPOILER ONE PIECE CHAP. 1105 ]

IS THE UNKNOWN PARTY APPEAR AT EGGHEAD WILL BE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY?

Okay so I have read the summary spoilers this morning and oh boy, the title itself is funny like “ THE PEAK OF SEVERE STUPIDITY” like what’s that even mean oda???

Anyway I want to talk about the last part of the chapter where it’s says that there’s unknown party has pulled at egghead and destroyed Marines warship that going after the escape technicians & research teams of Egghead. And the Marine frantically asked to call for Admiral Kizaru and tell him that “ They’re heading to Egghead” ?? 👀 This unknown party must be a very huge threat that it requires for Admiral Kizaru attention.

Some people thinks of maybe Blackbeard Pirates, I was like nah Blackbeard helping escapees in a broad daylight? That’s very uncharacteristic of BB Pirates where they all go for sneaky & stealthy attack. Besides BB already at Egghead.

Some people said maybe it’s Neo MADS. 🤷‍♀️ I am not onboard with that idea but it could be a wild card who knows. I’m not Oda. Why I think it’s not Neo MADS is that Judge is not that stupid to come to egghead Island with his bigass snails 🐌 ship with potential catch strays along in the Buster Calls. It’s better for them to watch Vegapunk downfall since they both wanted that and get the chance to be hire by WG.

Revolutionary Army?

Ooh that’s what makes me feel like ITS POSSIBLE. Ok some people said “ RA is at Momoiro Island at the Grand line Paradise. There’s no way they can arrived at Egghead that fast.”

Seriously? Did everyone forget that Shanks pull up at Marineford from New World? When he literally stopped Kaido from coming a day before execution? 😬

And you think Revolutionary Army only resides at Grand Line? Ofc that’s their HQ and they must have their branches at every sea. See that’s what people forgot about the whole RA’s structure. And Dragon did mention before founding RA that he want to raise into a massive armed force scattered across the globe. Did he make it? YES!

You see RA’s has 4 captains for each blue sea forces. East Blue; Bello Betty, West Blue; Morley, South Blue;Lindbergh, North Blue; Karasu and each seas has their own team led by those captains. You are here telling me RA’s doesn’t have a team that resides at New World?

And the panel of where Vegapunk via Shaka ( RIP shaka mann 😭) talk with somebody that he can see that his death is about to happen and it turns out, it’s DRAGON who he is talking to. Another thing that seems possible is that Dragon asked Ivan opinion of where would Kuma heading to if a fragment of his true instinct still there. AND THE CLIFFHANGER THERE 🧐

I think He’ll— go where Iva? I think Iva knew Kuma will be heading to where his daughter is. Remember the exchange of how “ Child is Parents’ Weaknesses” from Dragon to Kuma? And with Shaka in contact with Dragon, there might possibility that Shaka inform him about Luffy & Bonney is on the island and the assassination planned on VP.

Judging by how the latest ending chapter turns out, the chances that RA pulled up to prevent lives of Egghead become like Ohara is quite high. Like the whole reveal about how Dragon told Vegapunk he will create military forces that can fight back after Ohara incident on Ohara remains must be hint of the future moves that RA will do during this arc.

Regardless, who are going to be there doesn’t matter. But if the RA catch the words that the Gorosei is at egghead and also stayed at the island with Kizaru while the Buster Call starts , well dragon appear to assist the RA & took Straw Hats under their care temporarily might be it. Probably escorted them to Elbaf.

How about Straw Hat Grand Fleet? Well yes it’s possible too! At this point, im sure the news about the Straw Hats vs Navy has been reported by Big News Morgan and the fleet took notice about it. Here’s the thing about Straw Hat Grand Fleet, what has been reported that seven powerful pirate groups under Straw Hats but no names mention on which pirates. So it’s interesting to see what happened soon!

#one piece #op spoiler #revolutionary army #Dr. Vegapunk #monkey d dragon #bartholomew kuma #egghead arc

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

*Read this fic first and this Instagram AU* & Part 2 of the fic here

Featuring @hoodharlow 🤭💞

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yourusername Te deseó lo mejor porque gracias a ti soy la mejor versión de mi 💘

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blancahood 🔥 Nos vemos next month 😉

yourusername Tengo miedo alv

yourbestiename Omgg are you finally reuniting with he who should not be mentioned?

blancahood pendeja 🤦🏻‍♀️ way to make it obvious.

yourusername 😭😭😭😭

yourbestiename I didn’t know it was still a secret 🙄

jackharlow There she go 🌟 🫶🏻🥺

urbanwyatt ❤️‍🔥 🔥

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jackharlow I know you hate the way we drifted

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user how do you know y/n?

user are we going to ignore the fact that he’s been under her recent posts and then the story he just posted?

urbanwyatt 🤭👀

claybornharlow please tell me this is about the one that got away!?

urbanwyatt 🤫

yourusername Who you talkin' to now? Are y'all 'bout to tie a knot? Hope not 😝😌

jackharlow 👁️👄👁️

yourusername Also, you’re fake because you can’t answer my dms but you’re under my post and posting me on your stories 🤨

jackharlow idk what to say

yourusername ????

yourusername Okaaay, I’ll leave you to it then, sorry I wasted your time.

urbanwyatt JACKMAN WTF

claybornharlow You know for being the older brother and being wiser, you’re really dumb right now.

jackharlow I’m not the one that left.

blancahood Y/N he’s a little slow but he’ll catch up eventually.

yourusername Está bien, I just wanted a fresh start and just to catch up.

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yourusername Out here growing, learning and vibing. New music video next Friday 💚 📸 My wingman urbanwyatt

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urbanwyatt Aye ☝🏼 thanks for having us

claybornharlow I had fun 🤭

cozane 💚

blancahood Thank me for letting you losers join last minute

yourusername LMAAAO netaa, eres la mejor. Gracias por reunirme con ellos, aunque haiga faltado ya sabes quien.

blancahood Like I said, he’s doing broken boy bullshit right now. But he’ll get his shit together, hopefully it’s not too late.

yourbestiename Na if he wants to continue ignoring y/n, he can go fuck himself. Everything she did has an explanation, he would understand if he gave her the time of day.

yourusername Relax 🤐

jackharlow Wtf

jackharlow Since when do you hangout with my best friends and little brother

yourusername Since they actually replied to me and let me explain why I cut them off.

jackharlow Why are you acting hurt or catching an attitude? You left me remember.

yourusername I’m not doing this here, you either reply to my dm and we talk privately, or we don’t do anything.

jackharlow 🙄 You always have to make the decisions huh

blancahood TAKE IT PRIVATELY PLEASE. As your manager, do as I say.

jackharlow It is what it is. See you in Miami for the festival.

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jackharlow Recent mood. It’s fuck everybody.

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urbanwyatt Ohhhh 🧐

blancahood Eres un tonto

jackharlow you just called me dumb. I know what that means, your girl would call me that sometimes

yourbestiename That’s because you are *sips on my tea* For someone who begged and begged, you’re acting a fool. Continue to drown in your misery

jackharlow Thanks 😊 I will

user I’m still wondering what happened between y/n and Jack

user SAAME. It’s obvious something did

jackharlow Maybe, maybe not.

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[songrhia77]

To wait the entire year like a sad woman wanting more of Jikook content, I mean we have had enough of course, with all the wlives and the CT trip and all….but you know similar to what we used to get earlier…the official videos, behinds etc etc…

And then just to be bombarded with so much in not even a weeks time! I am a weak woman, my heart will melt very soon! 😩

This seems enough to last me till the end of 2023…trust me when I say i took a half day sick leave from office today just to see the clips! Over and over again! Huh I am a lost cause!! 🫣

But this video, I just can’t help but 👀 (side eye and you know why!). Like Jimin you were asked if you were able to rest and his response??!!

Plus not to forget the subtitles added by the editors! “Army doesn’t have Jungkook” “Jungkook doesn’t need to knock”. Yeah we know they know we know lol! 😂 Yes I am sad that we don’t have Jungkook, that he is taken…I get it! 🙁

Am sure everyone gets it, I mean look at them doing whatever they are doing in those clips, who would not get it???🧐 Oh right, sorry! There are a bunch of idiots who don’t, they have their eyes closed just like this emoji right here 👉🙈

OR maybe Jungkook was “forced” to go to Jimin’s room? Maybe he was “forced” to pick up Jimin while leaving the PTD venue, “forced” to stay back with Jimin to rehearse together! I have lost count of how many things Jungkook was forced to do by the company especially in the last few days!

But anyways…this is what I live for, get up every morning hoping for any kind of Jikook content, however small that is and the last few days have definitely been the best ones in 2023! 🥹

#jikook #kookmin #jimin and jungkook #jimin #jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook #bts ptd #ptd behind

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Been thinking about Cad and Hondo having a super, dirty little secret and Jango just 👀 at first. But then someone over explains and now Jango is 👀👀👀👀👀.

But then the other someone tries to play it cool and Jango be like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀.

And then both the someones bicker “discreetly” and pass on blame for being “obvious” and now Jango’s all 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🧐👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

And the secret is mostly non-sexual, at least this secret they seem guilty about. Idk, maybe ended up losing Slave I or some shit. Jango has no clue and just, “So you two finally started fucking.”

And one of them takes it because they weren’t about to go through the motion of admitting that they, two grown and proficient bounty hunters lost something (something secret or whatever).

They do that “yes” - “no” answer simultaneously and one of them obviously panics and grumpily over explains and now Jango’s just 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏.

Jango finds out later that day what the true secret is and is all 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ But also 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

#dukeoftheblackstar #jango fett #cad bane #hondo ohnaka #banaka #justbountyhunterthings