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Daniel Tosh had it right when he said this.
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unaside · 5 months
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men are so funny. “women wearing makeup is false advertising” you thought my lips were naturally blood red? you thought my eyelids were naturally sparkly purple? you thought my eyelashes were naturally thicker than your dick? sorry that’s on you bestie
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findingnemosworld · 9 months
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Oh how thoughtful, so you decided 'since apparently I need more money, why don't I just sell my soul to the place I was talking shit about' 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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colemorrison · 10 months
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Nick x Jacob realizing they both actually fucking like each other and stop being painfully blind pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease 🙏
Nick looked over at the other smiling gently, he was so handsome, even though he was insufferable. He frowned at the way he fawned at Emma's feet, he probably just misread Jacob's signs for a crush when really it was just some sort of bro thing. He turned back to Dylan who was talking about something Nick couldn't focus on "look if you're into him, go tell him."
Dylan spoke standing up and looking toward Emma and Jacob "hey Jacob come here" he called before looking toward Nick, "now is your chance, we almost died together. I think you can tell him you got a little crush on him." "What's up?" The shorter smiled but tilted his head when Dylan rushed off "what's his problem," "he wants me to confess something to you."
"What is the hot Australian hiding?" Nick felt warmth spread into his cheeks "it's actually nothing," Jacob's head tilted while the gears in his head turned. Why did the taller look..? Good? Cute? Oh my god, he was in love with Nick. Jacob didn't know it but Nick was just as in love with him as much as Jacob was with him.
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They're so sweet together, kill me.
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flannyjanny · 3 months
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dbunicorn · 5 months
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From cradle to grave......that's CRAZY!
Funny, no women in my family turned to sex, drugs, gambling, nasty divorces, unhealthy coping mechanisms. or any other addiction. Maybe, just maybe some anger management but tomato, tamata. Ironic....
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leilaasstuff · 9 months
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men are a bunch of disgusting idiots.
me and my friend yesterday went out to party and we kept getting hit on by men. and the way they approached us and obviously couldn’t fucking take a really easy social cue is embarrassing.
seriously, women just want to go out and have fun. can y’all just stop importunating us? it’s not that hard. and if you seem to just have to do it at least learn how to take a no as an answer please, ‘cause it’s getting pretty boring demolishing your self esteem and putting you in your place.
and do we even wanna add how stupid and ignorant most of them are? like seriously bro, stop trying hitting on people and get a life. and maybe try to read a book or two.
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f1zzy-p0p19 · 10 months
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Bro I know me and my boyfriend have no had a week long back and banter about why he finds Giriko of all men attractive.
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LIKE BRO IS SO UGLY ISTG
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THIS IS THEIR MAN?
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ianwoodsisadilf · 1 year
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Matt is the type of mf to say “No homo” in a gay relationship and Tords the type of mf to say “All the homo”
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lydheesblog · 1 year
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OMG
I hate men so much
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fretbored34 · 2 years
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Splish splash I was taken aback 🎵
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thoughtsofmj · 2 years
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It takes 2.5 seconds to send a text message. There are 24 hours in a day. You aren't "too busy," its just not a priority to you. If I am not worthy of a few seconds of your time then you are no longer worthy of a place in my life. If I am the one initiating the conversations 95% of the time eventually I will stop. I will not beg for you to value me. I am not the kind of friend you want to lose. Because once I'm treated like an option I leave, and once I leave I don't come back.
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itsme2380 · 1 year
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💯 PROOF ALWAYS
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More Snapchat adventures…..
This gobshite decided to send me TWO pictures of himself. I NEVER asked. I made it clear I wasn’t interested. He was too thick to get the hint. (I do also love cats and butterflies, not just steam locomotives/trains in general)
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dbunicorn · 5 months
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Your shithole country and it's left and right national heroes deserve your devout Christian, TV star child prostituting a proud American president. I fully agree with Trump 2024. Geriatric idiots move forward. Pay me out so I can fucking move out of this fucking hole .it's most definitely an open air prison. Help me move, help me move, I have no shits to give about you. I've been scoping out several countries I could happily live in.
Foreign policy genius!!!! American assholes want to know.
God, family, country.......pedophiles and billionaires. Oops.
You deserve this candidate and all the brilliance these idiots bring to foreign policy.
This is clearly what it means to be an American man who honors his commitments. Fucking spineless pig
Enquiring marxists who believe in killing a military by gutting expenditures also want to know.
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Portugal - broken windows policy of weak pathetic human beings.
READ IT.
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supersonicob · 1 year
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Well scratch that last post about my 1st real date nonsense. Considering the fact the guy finally told me the truth this evening. He actually already has a girlfriend. But he's being indecisive about her. And its showing too. Because he doesn't want to let me go now that we've met, yet he flips his words and basically friend zones me and says we wouldn't last long. Makes assumptions in regards to my son and him and his real dad, if something were to happen to me. Says one day he wants kids of his own, but with me being in my late 30s that won't be possible by the time he feels he's finally ready for a kid. I knew deep down inside this was just yet another big fat joke. A big fat waste of time. My life journey/path dangles a good prospect right in front of me only to yank it away forever. This is what I get for enjoying myself and opening up. Back to shutting down again.
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