#mulaney quote

[thcangriestboy-a]

open quote starter | young(er)!David | mutuals/non-mutuals | must be 18+

“It’s like having Newborn Bambi legs. You know, how Bambi was born and he was like, ‘hey, I used to be addicted to cocaine.’”

#open #mulaney quote #verse flexible #context? who even knows #tw: drug addiction #reference only

[still-no-h]

the fuckable twink comment in the video took me out at the knees

#hbomberguy #james somerton #i know its a mulaney quote and he sucks now but i could not get his cadence/phrase out of my brain

[chaoticace2005]

Hazbin Hotel characters as John Mulaney quotes part 1:

(Part 2 3 4)

Alastor: I made a salad with craisins!

Charlie, about Vaggie: She and I have totally different styles. When my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She’s my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing.

Lucifer: Also, I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

Vaggie: Shut up, you’re all gonna die. Street smarts!

Angel: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.

Niffty: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?

Husk: Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014! I just all day long I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.

Sir Pentious: Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

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[obscurelittlebird]

#north and south #north and south 2004 #john mulaney #north and south incorrect quotes #north and south meme #classic lit #classic lit meme #elizabeth gaskell #obscure content

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

#has this one been done #the rings of power #rings of power #lotr amazon #lotr on prime #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #john mulaney quotes #john mulaney

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

indiana jones whenever he sees mad mikkelsen:

#i thought of this the entire movie #indiana jones #indiana jones and the dial of destiny #mads mikkelsen #john mulaney #john mulaney quotes

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

The Berzattos

#this fucking family #love you john mulaney #quotes #web weaving #intertextuality #knit #the bear #the bear s2 #michael berzatto #carmen berzatto #natalie berzatto #the berzattos #jeremy allen white #sarah paulson #richie jerimovich #shut up richie #the bear fishes #merry christmas #michelle berzatto #comparatives #marie howe

[autumnmobile12]

Let me tell you I cannot wait to analyze the hell out of how Trevor and Richter process grief differently.

On the one hand, we have Trevor the emotional burnout who took the unhealthy road of, “I’m gonna keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die,” while frequently finding oblivion at the bottom of a tankard.

And based on what we've seen in the teaser and official trailer, now we have Richter who seems to have bottled everything up inside like a fizzy drink and someone has shaken the bottle.  And maybe thrown it at a wall, who knows?

Alucard: I hope you haven't been doing all this sober.

Richter: Alcohol dulls the mind. I refuse to partake.

Alucard: ....I commend you and your healthy liver, but are you okay?

#castlevania #richter belmont #trevor belmont #alucard tepes #castlevania nocturne #castlevania netflix #predictions for nocturne #grief #belmont family #john mulaney #quote #alucard don't adovate for this #shitpost

[uncorrectintamed]

Wen Yuan: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wen yuan #lan sizhui #incorrect quotes #source: john mulaney

[puzzled-pegasus]

I made a list of Sanders Sides as John Mulaney quotes a long time ago and forgot how Absolute Gold they are

Logan: 

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."

Roman: 

 "I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH."

"Everyone get out of my way, I just want to sit here and feed my birds."

"I never knew that relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That's not really a joke, that's just a lil sweet thing I like to say."

Virgil:

"Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?"

"I am thirty-five years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations."

"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."

Patton:

"My vibe is more like, 'hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you!'"

"Ooh, ducklings!"

"[My dog] is my best friend, I give her a million kisses a day, she does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long."

Janus:

"And I said 'no,' you know, like a liar."

"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."

*imitating an old gay man* "you want me to do what?"

"No, that's okay. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime?"

"You can go very far in life if you pretend to know what you're doing."

Remus:

"SCATTER!"

"FUCK DA PO-LICE!"

"Because it's the one thing you can't replace."

"Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you."

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #john mulaney quotes #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Boromir: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Legolas: *grabs and drinks the entire bottle*

Boromir:

Legolas:

Legolas: It’s perfume.

#source: john mulaney #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #lord of the rings #lord of the rings characters #the hobbit #boromir #legolas #legolas greenleaf

[godabandonedthistimeline]

Musicals as John Mulaney quotes:

Wicked:

Heathers: The Musical (and Mean Girls):

SIX:

Rent:

Dear Evan Hansen:

Legally Blonde:

#john mulaney quotes #wicked #heathers the musical #mean girls #six the musical #rent musical #dear evan hansen #legally blonde

[chaoticace2005]

Hazbin Hotel characters as John Mulaney quotes part 3:

(Part 1 2 4)

Vox: I was hoping by now that I would look older. But it didn’t happen. I don’t look older I just look worse, I think. Honestly when I’m walking down the street nobody’s ever like “Hey, look at that man!” I think they’re just like “Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends.”

Angel: Part of me was like whatever, you know? You know those days when you’re like “this might as well happen.”

Angel and Vaggie about their respective partners: I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That’s not really a joke that’s just a little sweet thing I like to say.

People watching the show: I think eventually everything is going to be okay. But I have no idea what’s gonna happen next.

Niffty: I know now I’m definitely never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Charlie, about Alastor: We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.

Any time literally any character’s backstory or internal issues is revealed: Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that.

#niffty 4 prez #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #niffty #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #alastor #charlie morningstar #vox hazbin hotel #source: john mulaney

[drawthethingdoppelganger]

#i'm like in the finest mood ever so idk why i post this but the john mulaney quote just fits #bobs burgers #bob's burgers

[face-standard-series]

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Ekko: *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Vi: *takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing*

Vi: It's perfume.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends ekko #league of legends vi #ekko #vi #league of legends #riot games #submission #source: john mulaney