#my friend and i have noticed that sometimes they'll go the opposite way to get to the kk and it's like. that doesn't make sense

[phil-lesterfan]

i'm sure it's been done before but something i'd love to do is make a detailed map of bikini bottom

#oc #i feel like it'd be like making a map of gotham based off the comics (excluding the ones where a map was made specifically for them) where #it's like you can't actually be super specific or certain about where things are/go bc of the mystical and creative aspects of the show #my friend and i have noticed that sometimes they'll go the opposite way to get to the kk and it's like. that doesn't make sense #it's super interesting! #i love spongebob

[penelopepine]

Don't be a stranger! Pt. 5

Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Simon "Ghost" Riley x FemReader

Content: Neighbors AU, fluff, developing relationship, slight angst, mentioned past deaths

Upon entering the room Simon sees that Johnny and Gaz are already there talking to one another. Silently walking inside he takes a seat next to the others and places the box in front of them all. 

“What’s this?” Gaz looks from Simon to the box. 

“Cookies, I’ve been told I have to share.” 

“These aren’t poisoned are they? Who are they from?”

"They're from his new lady friend! Ain’t that right Ghost?" Johnny interjects before he could answer. 

It seems Johnny was still hunting for gossip about who it was that sent him a package, “Quiet down, MacTavish.” 

Johnny and Gaz share a laugh between the two of them before both reach out for one of your treats. He had debated actually sharing these with them as he knows they'll be asking for more now. They'll start asking about you, and he won't be able to give them a clear answer; not yet anyway. 

“Tell your lass that these are heavenly Lt.!” Johnny moans out as he takes a bite of one of your cookies. 

The regret of sharing is already rearing its head it seems. He glares at the man and says, "MacTavish." 

It was Gaz who noticed his discomfort right away from the other sergeant's comment. "Come on now, Soap don't antagonize him; Ghost will share what he wants when he's ready." He gives Simon a quick reassuring nod, "but really thank them for us for making these!" 

"Will do." 

It was at that moment when Price finally stepped inside the room as well, "Good evening lads, what's the reason for this?" He points at the box of treats in front of them with a questioning look on his face. 

Johnny clearly goes to answer the question before Gaz hits him on the chest with a pointed look. He then looks towards him, clearly leaving Simon to answer with whatever he felt comfortable admitting about you. "A friend." 

Price seemed shocked for a moment that he had even said that much, "Ah a friend; well you'll have to introduce sometime." 

"Hmm." 

Later he tells himself; later he would introduce you to the team. Once the two of you have spent more time together, maybe once the two of you were together. 

Price claps his hands together once as he makes his way towards the front, “Now, let’s get started shall we!" The projector is turned on and the picture of a man appears on the screen.  "This here is the man we're hunting for, and Laswell estimates this will be a 2 week op. So prepare yourselves for that lads."

-

It was the next day when Simon tried to call you. He hoped with each ring that you would pick up, he didn't want to leave you with a voice message before disappearing from you. Hearing your voice one last time before leaving would also ease his mind while away. 

Just as he was about to give up and started to mentally prepare what he was going to say to you. 

"Hey Simon! Everything ok, you're calling me a lot earlier than you normally would?" You sound worried, which is exactly the opposite of what he wants right now. 

"Love, everything is alright. Just letting you know that I'm not going to be available for a few weeks." 

It's quiet for a few seconds before you respond, "When are you getting sent out?"

"Tomorrow morning."

"You'll be safe won't you?"

"I'll do my best." Simon would do anything for you; all you needed to do was ask, "and I'll always have a piece of you to remind me to do that." He smiles down at the bracelet, and lightly fidgets with the heart charm.

You give a soft laugh over the phone, "You'll have to make me one next time you’re here. That way I'll have a piece of you too." 

He promises to himself that he'll do that for you. As soon as this op is finished he's going to talk to Price about going on leave again. The man already has an idea of what is going on so hopefully he won't question him too much. Considering every other time he was practically dragged off base and forced to go on leave. 

"I will, love. I'll also see how soon I can visit again after I get back to base." 

"Just let me know when and I'll be there to walk you home from the car!" 

The two of you continue to talk for a few more minutes before saying your goodbyes to one another. He can't wait to finish this op and get home to you. 

-

The last two weeks have been absolute hell, but it was all hopefully going to come to an end in just a few hours. All there was to do now was wait; which led him to laying down right next to Johnny as they watched the warehouse. 

“I spy with my little eye something…blue.” Johnny whispers next to him. This has been going on for 10 mins now and he was debating with himself if killing the sergeant would be worth it. 

“Johnny.” 

“Wrong, guess again.” 

Killing him is becoming more and more worth it, “Hush.” 

“You’re no fun Lt.” Johnny pouted before changing into a gin, “How’s Beads doing by the way?” 

“Beads?” 

Johnny points to where the bracelet usually sits on his wrist, “Beads, your lass!” 

Simon had almost forgotten that he had seen the bracelet while he was moving it to a more secured pocket on his vest. “If I tell you, will you stop being so annoying about this?”

“Cross my heart!” 

"Beads," He doesn't necessarily like the nickname, but he doesn't feel comfortable saying your name right now, "Is doing good. She loved the rock you tripped over." 

"You fucking sent her that rock?"

"It's displayed in her living room and everything." 

When Johnny doesn't immediately respond he looks towards him only to see a soft look gracing his face. "You really like this lass don't you?"  

That is what scared him, because he did care about you. He tried to fight it at first; the two of you were never meant to interact after he helped you in your flat. Then the daily morning walks to your work started right after, and he couldn't avoid you after that. “I might.” 

"That's a love confession coming from you." 

"Maybe it is." He whispers to himself, but based on Johnny's shocked face he probably heard as well. 

"Ghost-" 

“Target spotted; get ready to move in.” Price's voice comes over the comms interrupting whatever Johnny was going to say.

The topic is immediately dropped after that, and two of them focus on the task once more.

-

When the plane finally landed back on base Simon made a beeline to his locker to get his phone. Admittedly the talk with Johnny did help him sort out some of his feelings that he had for you. Simon was going to try and get a hard read on you when he goes on leave again; try and see if you were also wanting to take the friendship to the next level. 

Turning on his phone he sees that he has a few texts and a voicemail message from you. Reading the text first; there are simple updates about your work and random thoughts you’ve had throughout the day. It was the voicemail that made Simon’s blood go cold. 

“Hey Simon,” you sound nervous, that's the first thing he picks up on, “Can you give me a call when you get this. A couple of Russian guys came by today asking about you. I don’t want to worry you, but they were asking a lot of strange questions. Stuff about where you were, and when you would be getting back. It’s probably nothing, but I just felt like I should tell you. I’ll talk to you later…Bye.” 

Panic was the only thing going through Simon right now. Quickly checking he sees that the voice message was from a few days ago. 

“Fuck!” For all he knew you could be dead right now. He couldn’t go home just to see another person he cared about dead on the floor again. 

He calls you; each unanswered ring is just another nail in your coffin. 

“Hello.” 

Taglist: @nexthyperfix @yourdaydreamerfan @tf141gloryhole @just-pure-trash @definitelynotaclown

@arminarlertssword @openup-yourmind

#simon riley x reader #fem reader #ghost x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #task force 141 #call of duty #female reader #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick

[mage-witha-glock]

Forget Zach and Zorian trying to lay low about their magical abilities. What about Zach and Zorian trying to keep everyone from confusing the dynamic of their relationship??

Silverlake literally says that the only explanation is being gay and I know she spent quite a lot of time with them but people (especially teenagers) always seem to come to the conclusion that "you're close so you must be dating" so even though Zach dropped out and let's be real, Zorian will probably end up skipping a lot, people will still see them around and be like, huh, they are weirdly close... The only real edge ZZ has here is the fact that they are two boys, not a guy and a girl.

There was the whole going to Daimen thing together as well where Daimen was being a little shit and went "aww this your bf? <3". And Kirelle's opinion really mattered to Zach (after she initially didn't like him in one of the loops because of the "train station incident"), plus he managed to loop her into his petty revenge. Fuck the rest of Zorian's bio family. Alanic's opinion probably also matters a lot to Zach too. Seeing as he is Zorian's father figure and all. Plus their friend.

They have chemistry. It's not necessarily a romantic one but it's there and it's really obvious + the soul bonded thing. They've been friends for so long in such unique circumstances it's hard not to be super close.

Adding to above though, to everyone else it looks like they became besties out of nowhere which is. Not possible. At least with romantic relationships you can say "omg, first relationship, so smitten". Friendships take time to build. From the outside it would definitely look like they have crazy chemistry for a romantic relationship and that this isn't just the results of a ~decade long friendship.

They are a team. It's ZachAndZorian. ZorianAndZach. It's all "us", "we". They are constantly together.

They have the whole opposites attract thing going on (sun/moon, golden retriever/black cat, red oni/blue oni etc.)

They hang out all the time. They eat out together. They go to the bar together. Everything. They literally do every single last thing together. And somebody like Benisek would definitely notice and be like hm, you've been going to bars together... those are called dates. You are dating.

They leave stuff at each other's places probably. Like "his house is my house, anyway" pretty much. Also Zorian lives with a bunch of other people and tutors people so he can't leave incriminating stuff around at his landlord's.

They share their money. And it is their money. It isn't Zorian borrowing Zach's money or vice versa, it's quite literally theirs as in ours. As in "my money is your money" which. Isn't normal for best friends. Like listen, I lend money and borrow money from my mates sometimes but it isn't an "our". For them, they share funds.

Plus they are definitely touchy. Zach just strikes me as a "your personal space? Our personal space" guy, plus the whole Zorian faking his death thing, and Zorian doesn't really mind either way.

Their futures include each other, they're not planning on separating. I feel like they'll definitely move in together at some point.

They are each others go to person. "I know a guy" literally is just them talking about the other. Which is fair because if Zach can't do something then Zorian definitely can (and vice versa), so it works. They literally really compliment each other in abilities.

They are also both very mature and close so they can talk about whatever without it ever getting awkward.

#shipping is irrelevant to this post #i got these points from a “youre an unoffical couple” thingy btw #do with that what you will #zz duo #mother of learning #zorian kazinski #zach noveda #daimen kazinski #kirelle kazinski #benisek mol #silverlake #alanic zosk #kazinski family

[wishing-stones]

So those things that were a comfort in childhood and you now have an automatic response to those things?

My mom used to gently scratch my back or trail her nails over my back or back of my neck. She would sometimes do it a little when she walked past me if I was cooking. It’s an instant reaction where I just melt. Like immediate exhale and shoulder drop, dropping my head a little and closing my eyes. No matter what I’m doing, even if a friend does it at school I just melt and pause what I’m doing. It’s basically a sure fire way to get me to relax and chill out for a bit.

Who do you think would be the first to figure this out, and who do you think would take the most advantage of it? (And if you have the spoons, what do you think their reactions would be the first time they try this?)

You're in danger lmfao.

The first one to figure this out is probably either Dust or Axe, both of whom are incorrigible cuddlebugs. Axe is the one who does casual touches as he's walking by, so he may have found out this way as opposed to noticing you melting into a puddle while snuggled up. Cross might find out like this too, and Killer and Nightmare find out completely on accident. Killer sometimes likes to cup the backs of necks to announce his presence if he feels like being a menace, and he might drag his phalanges across skin when he pulls his hand away. Nightmare lets his touch linger a little as he pulls a hand away from your back. Baggs... could figure it out by having his hands laced behind your neck so this would definitely be in a more intimate setting than finding out by casual touch. He also wears gloves, which dulls the scratch a lot.

E v e r y o n e is going to abuse this. They think it's adorable, and some of them find it useful, if you're too stressed or wound up about something and need to chill out. Of course, they enjoy watching you relax and be comfortable with them too... and they'll probably enjoy a similar sensation if you return the favor. Killer, especially, enjoys this.

Killer finds out completely on accident, and if you're paying attention to his face while you melt into his fingers, he's surprised... and then that knowing smirk shows up. Your goose is cooked, he knows your weakness now and will exploit it any chance he gets. Dust figures it out by cuddling, and fortunately doesn't really abuse the privilege too much. He does it if he thinks you need to calm down or need the reassurance, and it's usually a thoughtless little gesture. If you're cuddled up with him, though, his hand won't leave the back of your neck. He likes the reaction, and watching you so comfortable with him. Axe finds out by accidental touch, but doubles down on it to see if... that was a one-off, or just something that you particularly enjoy. Like Dust, if you're cuddling with him, his hand is on the back of your neck. He'll also use it as a secondary sort of scruffing action if he needs to calm you down quickly or derail you. Cross only uses this if it's downtime or time to relax. His abuse of this usually comes coupled with nuzzles and sweet nothings, because it's cute, and seeing you all melty makes him pretty soft, too. He's an awful cuddlebug, and the comfier you are, the better. Baggs either watches it happen or figures out while cuddled up, and once he knows, it's over. If he feels like you need to chill our or relax a bit, it's almost more effective than his magic is. It's certainly faster and takes less effort. Similar to Killer, if you're paying attention, you can watch the realization dawn on him. Nightmare figures it out accidentally or deliberately, but once he knows, he'll use it to his advantage. He'll even use it as a sort of threat to calm down if he just... presses his index and thumb distal phalanges on an opposite side of your neck each, holding the back of your neck in between them, but not giving the scratch, just... holding it in kind of a pincer-like fashion. It's the nonverbal equivalent of "calm down, or I'll make you calm down." He also abuses this privilege because he thinks it's cute to watch.

#k answers #k headcanons #feat. r&r crew #head/neck scritches are the Human Off Button

[rendezvouz-fling]

Scorpio sun, Pisces moon, Cancer rising, Libra mercury, Libra Venus, Capricorn mars.

These are a few observations I've made for @lunar-piscean girl please forgive me for not speaking much on the Pisces moon I don't really know anybody with a Pisces moon personally.😭

• These people are low-key romantic!!

• Scorpio sun with Pisces moon and Cancer rising make for a very shy or introverted person!

• Also very affectionate and concerned with the emotions of those around them.

• Can literally wear their hearts on their sleeves and have a childlike innocence to them.

• I've noticed with Scorpio suns they tend to have a somewhat neutral relationship with their fathers. Sometimes their dad might not live with them or they just might not get along too well with their dads.

• I've also noticed Scorpio suns with Libra placements are into animate/manga and even read/write Wattpad fanfics of it?

• With Pisces moon you might turn to music as cope/escape mechanism and tend to be musically gifted.

• Scorpio sun-Libra mercury/Venus people tend to not curse a lot and polite manners go a long way with these folks.

• They also tend to be very indecisive!! The type to suggest something they want to do then ask their best friend if they should do it or not and then say "I don't know/Yeah but I don't know though" every 5 seconds.😭

• They also apologize a lot if they've cut you off during mid sentence. Like boo it's okay you don't need to apologize.😩

• Scorpio sun with Cancer rising is also the type to cry on the phone about something that somebody said that they personally took to the heart.

• They might've been that kid in the playground who was too shy to go play with the others and make new friends.

• In relationships and I believe this includes the Pisces moon too, they might attract people who have mommy issues and aren't sure about what they want.

• They also tend to get their feelings hurt very easily.

• The Capricorn mars definitely makes this person act calm and collected. Not the type to get into physical fights either. They can be very calculating too though. Not the type to trust everybody's intentions.

• The Water sun-Capricorn mars makes for a playful and passionate yet very sensual and down to earth aura in bed!

• Definitely the sexy people with alluring eyes and a need for physical touch!

• They oftentimes have a thing for either being the dominant one or being dominated!! They can switch sometimes though, they just wanna make sure their partners finish on an orgasmic high note and they can get turned on to seeing their partner turned on. Definitely the girl that puts it down like no other and leaves you begging for more placement!

• Libra venus women can be attracted to Libra sun men because they see them as the ideal lover!💗

• Capricorn mars women are attracted to men with Earth suns.

• They're most compatible with other Earth mars and Water mars but might not be as compatible with Cancer mars though. And depending on the mars degree they can be compatible/very attracted to people with the opposite Mars sign as their Mars's degree. E.g. My Mars is at 21 (Sag) degree and I'm into dirty talk & phone sex (a Gemini Mars/Degree thing).

• The Capricorn mars can also give you lots of sex appeal!

• The Scorpio sun-Libra mercury combo makes for someone who might not like to argue especially with their best friend and if they feel like the conversation is heading South then they might just tell their friend to forget it and they'll change the subject.

• They also have the tendency to agree with their friends just for the sake of peace even if they don't agree with it.

• Oh and they're artistic people!! Literally might be into singing or drawing or something to do with arts!

• They're also soft spoken most of the times and they don't just strive for balance while speaking but also keeping things fair and they like to share things with their friends.

• Most of them have charming smiles/laughs and speak very affectionately. The only time they'll complete drop their niceness and start firing shots is when they're really mad.

• They also know how to dress!🔥

#astro community #astroblr #astrology #astro placements #astro planets #astro blog #astro posts #scorpio sun #pisces moon #cancer rising #libra mercury #libra venus #capricorn mars

[imperatriceauxdiamants]

Pickmes.

Female socialization is hardbaked and difficult to get off. Back when I was a full on Pickme, I legit thought I had to ask out men, that I was ugly, that I was undateable, that men lost interest in me because I was boring. No wonder, I was absolutely englufed by Pickme propaganda. All the messages in media are like "Women need to do this song and dance to appeal to men. Wear makeup. Dress this way and that way." Even my mother encouraged me to act Pickme, and accept less great treatment by other people.

Side effects: shit poor esteem, being walked on again and again, insulation, loss of great opportunities, constant ridicule, ease of being used up.

Everything around us is encouraging us to fold and origami ourselves into 1056 folds to please others. And Pickmes compose the majority of the women's population. They have been groomed from birth, and the majority will continue till death. But some do WAKE UP and notice the major scammery it is.

Everything of Pickme is a major scam for women.

Women aren't empowered going 50-50 on some dusties, women aren't empowered doing bdsm shit for fucked up men to gain some of that precious male attention.

It's the MALE ATTENTION that's the main goal of Pickmes.

They are miserable when single because no man is throwing them attention, no man is "loving them enough" they make male attention their raison d'être. They are panicked the moment their relationship is menaced (man loses interest? PANIC), and will recourse to humiliating way to bring him back. Like doing herculean efforts to please him, making super elaborate dates to impress him and encourage him into keeping her. Or sucking or fucking his brains off without being pleased herself sexually. Neglecting herself to keep men happy and around.

It's all a scam and shitty men will say not a word cuz they like it, obviously they benefit from it.

They're litterally ruining again and again their own psyches, into crumbles, and shitty men will participate in this destruction, strategically breaking down the Pickmes that try to recover themselves up.

And those Pickmes won't see how fucked up their whole clown act is. Because they're so panicked and englufed in their ways. They won't ever question it. You might give them excellent advice, but they won't enact it. Don't mind it, if they don't accept your advice, carry on being an amazing queen. And those Pickmes will see you and decide wether to follow you in your path, or fight you.

Yeah, fight. You doing non-pickme stuff will make them question the whole thing, and for some it will create cognitive dissonance. Like, you being treated well, and not licking men's boots challenges their whole idea that they MUST lick men's boots to get specks of attention.

Some will wake up, some will challenge you. A cognitive dissonance is so goddamn hard to get over. It is like, the opposition of the true desire, the true reason versus the socialization by society. Sometimes, challenging the message of society can create pain, and make one see how everything is so deeply evil. Humans hate mental pain, anguish, they'll try to avoid it at any costs. The Pickmes refusing to see the truth will lash out at you, call you names, attribute you characteristics that aren't true. I've been called cruel, I've been called ridiculous, I've been called misandrist, heartless, for just not tolerating being used up by men. Just that? All those insults?

And those same Pickmes will give you dangerous, harmful advice, and won't give you advice that will genuinely help you as a Woman. They'll always serve men before their own kind, they'll prioritize men above anything. They're traitors. Surrounding yourself with Pickmes as friends is actually so dangerous, because you might start emulating their advice and their fucked up ideals unconsciously, no matter how strong you think yourself are.

Surround yourself with strong women. Or go alone. Cut off the shitty media and magazine advice if you notice it doesn't gives woman-centered advice. You owe yourself the protection of your mind and body.

Good men don't like it, because they know it is exploitative and ridiculous. They'll stay the fuck away from Pickmes. They want a woman that can hold herself up, so they can expect mutual support into greatness. The Pickme will support her man to death, but won't level up herself, thus limiting the man down.

A lot of women will go through ALL their lives in the Pickme hypnosis, and will see nothing wrong with it because it's their normal. They actually see US hypergamous, levelling up women as the weird ones, being so rude, being so strict, being golddiggers for not accepting brokies, et cetera.

Pay no mind and carry on.

#pickmes #pickme #glowup #levelup #hypergamy #get your shit straight #get your shit together

[theobsessiveloser18]

Joshaya head cannons

•Once or twice a month they meet, spend time together (with their friends)

•Josh has had dinner at the Hunter house, Shawn and Katy love him (Even so they let him know that he must be careful With little Mayaboushka)

“I'm watching you Spawn Matthews”

“Come on Shawn, you and I are like cool cousins, you tried to change my diapers, what's changed now?”

“that you are in a 'we will see' with My adopts child”

“Don't worry dad, if he breaks my heart, his face will be stuck in the floor for my babies." She pointed to his high heels.

“That's My Dwarf Girl”

“i had a little scary”

•Maya goes to her university events, conferences, thesis exhibitions, no matter how boring the antics are she will be there trying not to fall asleep,But if there is some kind of sporting event Josh will be forced to attend, it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand them or doesn't like them, he is a little less enthusiastic than the girl But he makes sure that she doesn't get into fights With those on the opposite tribune

•Likewise, when he discovered that his future girl was an artist, he became his greatest ally (he and Riley constantly compete to see who is the number one fan). He gives her everything she needs In order for her to continue creating, and even materials to experiment with, is she going to exhibit her works at school? He arrived an hour before her and is organizing the space, he has even introduced her to The university artists, so that she continues to grow In the area

“Maybe you can study here, we would see each other daily”

“When I enter, you will be leaving, if at most we would spend a year together” He approached her in a flirtatious manner

“It would be a great year” it was a change of roles now Maya was nervous, she smiled shyly

“Yes, it would be”

•As it was said at the beginning they spend time with each other's group of friends, Josh tends to be a little ignored in Maya's, while in his she is like the favorite

•But the two of them also go out, they go to concerts, the movies, festivals, fairs, anything that screams fun means that Maya will be taking it, although generally they both contribute ideas of where to spend the time,Included in activities that only one of them likes

•What happens on Theirs outings?

Cinema:

~Maya starts an argument in the middle of the movie about what will happen next and how it will end, Josh tries to warn her, but people end up yelling at him and throwing food at him to make him shut up(She'll end up complaining about this, then they'll both laugh)

~When leaving the cinema they will eat whatever comes their way

Concerts:

~Maya will make them something related to the band(s) they are going to see, whether it be a bracelet, a pin, a ribbon, or a kerchief

“It is necessary?"

“Of course it is” (He would prefer to buy them, but oh well,Sometimes it does)

~Josh will carry her on his shoulders so she can see

Park:

~They fed the ducks,Or they'll give Ginger a little spin and pet other people's pets.

~Maya will draw everything she finds interesting, Josh will advise her to draw people for 5 dollars, it will be fine for her.

~They will take advantage to make the market

Amusement park

~They will save enough to go to all the games, literally all of them, that's why they don't go very often, but it's part of their goal list to go 3 times a year

~Many photos will be taken

~They will give away what they get in the games

“Why do you think that a philosophy student Would you have a little cow with a bow and a dress in your room?

“With your face I wouldn't be surprised if you still use a pacifier and bib to eat.

(Delight with these cuteness)😍🤩😊☺️

~Josh will carry Maya while she points out where to go (he will also carry her if she doesn't want to walk anymore or if she is very tired, he offers to do it, more than she asks).

•Maya doesn't waste the opportunity to pretend she's lost, she's amused to see Josh scared, but most of the time he'll notice, and make her believe she's really lost, just to scare her From behind before she calls him.

•She likes to give him constant playful hits on the shoulder or stomach, when he is being very nerdy, very deep, or rather when he is being himself.

•we said that That Josh is going to eat at Maya's house, but the Matthews grandparents (Amy and Allan) love having Maya at home, you could say that Amy would be a better daughter-in-law with her than with Topanga (Amy sucks at Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner at girl meets world, okay? Good)They even talk to Josh about why he shouldn't break a person's heart with that backstory.

“I have learned everything I need to know about the failed relationships of Eric, Morgan, Shawn, and even the infidelity and love drama of America's sweethearts... Yours love story is almost a mystery and frankly I am not interested, I am already raised, I will be the perfectly human right for her, I have been clear about that from the beginning.”

“Wait, wait, wait!!, that's too much” Amy warned him

“We were talking about being the good high school rebound Partner, everyone has had one” Amy looked at him confused and intrigued “Have you thought about marrying her?!”

He looked embarrassed, he didn't respond.

#Joshaya #maya hart #Josh Matthews #Joshua Matthews #Maya and Josh #Josh and Maya #girl meets world #boy meets world #Girls meets World Season 4 #Joshaya endgame #suffer strays!!

[fat-butch-dyke]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OCS PLEASE INFODUMP I LOVE HEARING ABOUT THEM how did Adam end up coming to earth? How did they find it when they first arrived? Did eve tell her friends about Adam and if so what did she say? Has eve's sister met Adam? Please tell me anything and everything your world building and these characters make my brain go brrrrr💜💜

This might be long so more under the cut and this is subject to change a bit depending on how I develop their story 😂 let's get into it!

Adam (and another of their kind whom I shall develop more later) were sucked in through a wormhole of some variety whilst they were floating around up wherever they come from. (In my universe at least) eldritch beings gain strength, power and influence by feeding off each other and absorbing the other's energy. That's what they had been ATTEMPTING to do before they'd gotten trapped in the gravitational pull and interrupted. Adam was actually about to lose that battle, the other creature managing to take a pretty gnarly bite out of it before they'd been dropped on earth like hot trash, the two of them landing in heaps on opposite ends of the planet and leaving chasms large enough to probably fit small countries in. They've both been weakened considerably from that but Adam has taken to eating humans as a means to regain its strength.

Adam was positively sickened when they first arrived! Having a physical form of any variety kinda sucks when you've spent millenia not really feeling the heat of the sun or the sharp slap of rain. Their first night was spent curled up in the crater they landed in just trying to deal with the sensory overload of earth. There are just so many different sounds. They can handle the far off noises of stars exploding or the passing of time and how it warps in certain areas of the cosmos, but all the PEOPLE and ANIMALS and the SOUNDS on earth absolutely overwhelm them even now sometimes, though they've gotten better at managing it. Their first night was spent just suffering through the agony of hearing. They have since come to almost enjoy earth though (it helps that Eve likes it so much, she wouldn't take them up on their offer to leave together). They've come to enjoy the gentle light of the sunrise and the soft feeling of rain hitting grass as they walk. They even began growing almost affectionate for humans but moreso the way a farmer comes to care for its animals before slaughter. They're fascinated by people, humanities flaws and strengths and how deeply they FEEL things, Adam loves seeing what makes them tick almost as much as they love indulging in their meals. They think it makes them taste all the sweeter.

Eve has mentioned Adam though her friends haven't met them yet. She's a bit nervous about introducing them since it's a bit...possessive and she knows they'll be frightened by them. Adam doesn't particularly care to meet them, it's happy to simply bask in her company and enjoy the happy feelings pouring out from her after a night on the town with her friends. That's all he really cares about them.

Eve's sister has met Adam though it was a bit of an accident 😂 Adam was hanging out at Eve's home one evening and her sister (Lynn) had stopped by without notice. Eve was definately wary about introducing the two since they can both be protective of her but she couldn't really pretend Adam wasn't there since Lynn has a habit of just walking in as soon as she unlocks the door. They both bristle at each other from opposite sides of Eve (like when you first introduce your cat to a strangers' cat) and dinner is tense (Lynn invites herself to stay, she doesn't trust Adam as far as she can throw them.) They eventually reach a mutual understanding that they both want Eve to be happy (and that Adam is forbidden from eating Lynn). After Lynn threatens to peel Adam's skin off if they hurt Eve, it almost finds itself growing almost fond of her. That sort of fierce protectiveness an older sister can provide makes Adam beam a bit, happy that Eve has someone else who'd literally kill for her (though they do laugh a bit at the threat). Lynn still isn't their favorite person, to be honest I think they can only TRULY care for Eve, but they get along well enough and can handle being in each other's company without biting the others head off.

I think that was all the Qs! Thanks so much for asking I'm so 🥺💜 I love these two so much aaaaa

#the horrors #the horrors ocs #adam oc #eve oc #void ocs #into the void #original characters #writing

[isaacathom]

spent all day being completely unproductive but now i have a changeling paladin ready to go at a moments notice with a whole like. Vibe established in my head. they've got a whole thing going on

the basic gist of their life, in as far as what matters, is they live in some moderate size town, they've a member of the local church, everythings grand. they're an adult, like 20s+ easy. they've been in this community their whole life, they have the identity they use most frequently, and they will only sometimes swap to masks to fill little additional roles the church might need of them. everythings chill.

they get sent out on some small task or another with a close friend of theirs, and things go poorly. not quite sure how or what, SOMETHING happens to the friend. The paladin is fine. and obviously distraught about the whole thing.

So what prompts the paladin to adventure out is a desire for two things. the first are the means to support this friend of theirs and that friend's family, who had been relying on them prior to this incident. And the second, presumably, to find a way to actually help them? (this all depends on what that something is. if its a curse or some serious injury, there has to be a reason they cant just fix it easily - ie that the nature of it isolates the friend from the community if theyre still alive, that people are loathe to interact with them or smth, or theyre just straight up dead and the paladins going more That Route, which is difficult for a Paladin given. uh. they dont get high enough spell slots to do that themselves! whoops!)

but, but, changeling, right? whats up with that part? well, their intention is that they will gain no glory for anything they do. its hard to be anonymous when seeking adventure, but if theyre someone else, well... then it hardly matters. the deeds they commit, as this heroic paladin, will not reflect back on their life back home. They will tell their friend's family that they were sent away to another temple, yknow, work is like that and so on, and just bring the gifts. hell, bring the gifts anonymously, because the point isn't to be lauded. thats the opposite of the point. the point is to help. they want to see their friend heart and hale, they want to see their family endure and thrive, because they've naught much of their own. it's something to cling to.

so out on the road, they're someone else. still a knight of this religious order, still fiercely devoted to its tenets, because that is their centre. there may be physical traits which tie together their various masks and forms, but the loyalty is there. even pretending to be someone else, or BECOMING someone else, that's hard to break. that's important to them.

things of this nature. a whole thing. itd basically never come up, is the thing! its basically something just for me as a hypothetical player. That if the party were to ever return to their home town, they'd try and slip away quietly after setting the party up somewhere, with some thing (taking advantage of their religious connections, even) before heading to their friend's house to deliver gold and supplies they'd been accumulating. just something like 'well, i head to X's house and knock on the door. And when either [the partner] or the kids open the door, they'll see the familiar face of [completely different character name] smiling brightly at them'

itd be the characters little secret. :)

#oc stuff #story blogging #and the crucial part - it means nothing lmao. theres no story for this character #i also feel like im approaching a changeling weirdly because so often they're so like... introspective about identity #and im just like :) they have at least two and its a very practical and matter of fact thing for them #its not a huge dramatic shift. its a role they play! and they arent like. in turmoil about it #because the two roles - the friend and the heroic adventurer - are not in tension. they are still aligned on key things #like their devotion to their friends and their religious order #the only way the two would come into real tension is if they had to prioritise the party over their main goal #because that. that would sting. that would hurt a lot. because either way they're letting someone down #and as an oath of devotion paladin loyalty is so fucking important to them so. yikes! #but thats less a conflict of identity and more a conflict of ideals i think. very dramatic either way #maybe ill play that character someday. god help me playing a religious character though im so bad at that

[thegardenchronicles]

Astrology Observations 3

Disclaimer: All of these are only personal observations based on people I know in my life. It is not necessary for these to relate to you, they are mostly subjective. Also, the energy of all of the placements mentioned can change depending on their entire chart.

Please do not copy/plagiarize my work and do not repost without my permission.

💜 Dominant air placements need to talk to as many people as they can. They can sometimes get too bored if they talk to the same people over and over again, not because there is anything wrong with talking to those people, but because they need to constantly be stimulated. They want to know and discuss different views on topics and learn more. They can't deal with only having a few opinions. They want to hear them all. If they aren't able to voice their ideas they overthink constantly, which leaves their minds wanting to explode. They experience major burn out but like, for thinking.

💜 Pluto in the 11th house usually go through many friends. Since Pluto is about transformation, Pluto here is always experiencing transformation through friendships. I've also noticed that others may get jealous of Pluto here? There may be bitching about and spreading of rumors about the person. They really dont deserve it though.

💜 I've noticed that the mothers of Cancer Moons are tough on their children, but when they make up to their children, they do so in a big way, mostly through actions. Like going shopping together and letting them buy whatever they want, as if they feel guilty. They are also overprotective of their kids.

💜 Fire placements, y'all can't sit still even if your life depended on it. They always have to move around lmfao. Even in the classrooms, fire placements will just randomly get up and start walking around? They were also always getting yelled at by the teachers haha.

💜 Venus-Neptune aspects, stop romanticizing every person that pays attention to you. You create a version in your head, and hold people on to very high standards, and then you are always disappointed when things don't work out the way you wanted it to.

💜 Mars in Pisces are super selective with their anger. Like you'd maybe throw them under the bus for something and they'll be like "nah it's fine" but god forbid if someone messes up their stuffed animals. You're going to hear it from them then.

💜 Venus in Capricorn are so mature in love. They are very respectful and commited. They may also like the idea of a workplace romance.

💜 10th house placements just want to be successful. They're married to the idea of success. Everything they do, they do for their career. My only advice is that don't forget the ones who care about you.

💜 When the same sign resides over the 12th and the 1st house, the person longs to have the qualities of the sign in the houses and show it to the world, but often they are afraid and anxious. But what they forget is that all they have to do is let go of that fear and allow themselves to embrace and show that side of them to the world. They already have those qualities, their mind has just convinced them that they don't.

💜 Mars Trine Saturn get angry and frustrated really quickly. They can get pissed off really easily and may not know how to control their anger.

💜 Jupiter dominants tend to have very big eyes.

💜 Many planets aspecting the ascendant, especially squares and oppositions, can leave the individual feeling like they dont know who they really are.

That's all folks! Thanks for reading! Leave your thoughts.

love, crystal 💮

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#astro notes #astro observations #spirituality #astrology #astro community #aesthetic #divination #tarot #tarot community

[hauntdoesthings]

class 1A x reader (platonic) that reader has a personality like 067 (sae-byeok) from squid game?

btw I love the way you write!! 💕

A/N: First off, thank you so much for motivating me to finally finish watching Squid Game! I'm currently on the last episode and it's so good! And thank you so much for the kind words, I'm so glad you enjoy my writing style! I tried to cover as much of Class 1A as I could, feel free to request again if you'd like more with a certain character.

For those who haven't seen Squid Game yet, Sae-Byeok's/the reader's personality is basically very cold and distrustful, especially around new people, but cares a lot for those close to them.

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From day one in UA, you were one of the kids who kept your distance

Many of your classmates saw nothing terribly wrong with this as you were hardly the only loner in the class

However, as the year went on, many couldn't help but notice that as even Bakugou and Todoroki started making friends, you made a conscious effort to keep anyone from getting too close

Let's be honest, both the Bakusquad and Dekusquad have tried to befriend on multiple occasions, one because they're the class sweethearts (who sometimes attempt murder), and one because they already forced one local self-isolater to tolerate them, why not another?

You on the other hand had no intentions of making friends(like that works out for anyone in this class). You turned down any invitations to hang out, avoided pairing up with anyone on a regular basis for training, and offered little-to-no details on your life in most conversations

But like anyone, fear of death opens you up quite a bit and unfortunately, that's something you face fairly regularly in this class

Once they find out about it's mainly an issue of trust, they become a lot more understanding, so to speak

Like before, you might get bombarded with requests from a dozen different classmates to hang out and get to know each other, but now it's more little things they do to show they care

Midoriya offers you his notes on your quirk and Iida/Momo gently remind you that you're always welcome to study with them when you seem frustrated with schoolwork

Kirishima and Bakugou let you know when they plan on getting in extra training, just in case you wanted to as well

Satou silently leaves a slice of cake or a cookie in front of you

This has just turned into me needing to feel accepted and loved🙃

If you do end up getting closer to some of the class and showing them that caring side, they are absolutely touched

Ok, for some specifics

You probably end up getting along well with like Ojiro, Koda, Shouji, Tokoyami, and Jirou, since you're all a lot more reserved

If you open up to them, they'll act pretty cool about the whole thing, but make sure to thank you for trusting them

NGL, Hagakure and Mina know they're the complete opposite of you and will probably back off a lot when they find out about your trust issue, but also probably cry if you ever open up to them, even if it's just something like starting a conversation on your own

Uraraka, Asui, and Momo are definitely extra sweet with you and if you open up to them, you can tell they're trying to not make a big deal out of it, but they just end up beaming they're so happy

A little off topic but you're probably one of Aizawa's favorite kids. This man just has a habit of adopting quiet kids with troubled pasts/trust issues, so you are not going to be an exception

Let's face it though, no one comes out of this class without any friends, so chances are you'll find at least a few you can count on

#mha #bnha #mha x reader #bnha x reader #class 1a #class 1a x reader

[loooreleii]

Forgive me for not having the greatest prompt since i don't rly know the source material but maybe the first time pran wears one of pat's shirts and/or pat noticing pran wearing something of his in public? (optional: and he may not be able to say anything bc they're still in angst zone)

[Obvi no worries if this prompt doesn't tickle your fancy. Maybe someone has a better one?]

Maria, my dear 💕💕💕 Thank you for enabling me 😂

This turned out a lot longer than expected, but that's probably no surprise to you. Brevity, thy name is not Laura 😵

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It's Saturday, and Pat should be on his couch playing video games, or maybe playing rugby with his friends. But it's finals week, and he unfortunately isn't in his flat wearing sweatpants and being lazy.

Instead, he's on campus, taking a break from studying in the library and searching for a nice spot to have lunch in the seating area next to it. The place is relatively empty, safe for a few upper-class students who seem to be desperately cramming for their own exams even on their lunch break. It's a little bit depressing, really. 

He spots Ink across the courtyard and makes his way over to her, only to stop in his tracks when he sees the familiar figure sitting opposite her. It's Pran, and simply seeing the back of his head makes Pat's stomach do an excited little jump. He's really a little bit too in love with him. He had seen him only a few hours ago when he pulled him closer and begged him to stay in bed just for five more minutes, but Pran isn’t one to lounge in bed for hours, and he had to meet Wai so they could finish an important presentation, so Pat had to cuddle Nong Nao instead and miss the feeling of Pran's hair tickling his neck. 

Almost instinctively, Pat takes a few more steps towards them until he's able to see Pran's face. But then, he stops once again, his heart starting to pound rapidly in his chest and a swooping feeling rushing through him. 

Pran is wearing a teal-coloured henley shirt that's a little bit too large on him. The top three buttons are undone, showing off his collar bones, and he looks lovely, enticing, but it's not the reason Pat's heart rate is accelerating. Well, it's probably a contributing factor. But the main reason is that Pat knows this shirt. Because it's Pat's. And Pran is wearing it. In public. Pran is wearing his shirt in public, where others can see it. 

Of course, Pran has worn Pat's clothes before. Sometimes he'll put on Pat's hoodie when they go up to the rooftop and the night is a little chilly, he'll borrow a pair of sweatpants to sleep in when he stays over, or throw on a random shirt in the morning when he gets up to make breakfast. On one memorable occasion, he wore nothing but, and Pat can't remember ever seeing anything as intensely arousing as Pran wearing nothing but his old, ratty tank top while puttering around in the kitchen without a care about being half naked. It was absolutely worth the embarrassment of triggering the smoke alarm when Pat promptly dragged him back to bed and the toast got burnt.

But this is different. Because they're not in the reclusive safe zone of their dorms. 

Of course, not a single person on campus walking past Pran would even notice. Probably not even Pran's own friends. But Pat does, and it stirs something inside of him, something that feels like possessiveness, like belonging, as if Pran has willingly marked himself as his. It's as if he's taken a tentative step towards letting the world see them.

They keep themselves hidden still, their relationship reserved for the privacy of their rooms and the rooftop where it all began. Both of them are too scared of letting others know, of bursting the bubble of comfort and security they exist in, of the judgement of the world and the disappointment of their friends when they find out they've been lied to for months. 

Ultimately, they're most afraid that they'll get too comfortable and slip up in front of their parents, terrified of their reaction and of being separated again. Pran in particular, is afraid, still traumatised from that time his parents forcefully removed him from his childhood home and his school, ripping him out of his peer group and throwing him into an unfamiliar environment hundreds of miles away as punishment for getting too close to Pat. 

Pran once confessed to him that he used to feel like he always had a price to pay for any sliver of affection he got from Pat. Afterwards, Pat made it his mission to make sure that Pran never felt that way again, that he could be sure that Pat’s love for him, the love he gave him, would never come with a sacrifice, that he’d be safe with him, and that Pat would make sure of it. 

So Pat is careful and tries as best as he can to keep their secret, and for now, it's OK. Their relationship is new, uncharted territory for them to explore, to map out and shape in a way that suits them. And the two of them have always existed in the shadowy corners of secrecy, hidden from view and coming alive as fragments of stolen moments.

Sometimes, this secrecy is stifling. It's in moments when Pran is right across the room, and Pat has to pretend he isn't the only thing he wants to look at, the one thing capturing all of his attention. It's the times when Korn asks him to go and hit on some girls with him, and Pat has no good explanation for why he isn't interested in the pretty women at the bar, when he has to make up lies, and pretend, and hold himself back. 

At other times, it feels like freedom. Because when it's just them, and as long as no one knows, they can simply be. Despite all the restrictions their parents imposed on them, Pat always felt free with Pran. Because no one could ever know about them meeting each other, it allowed Pat to be the truest version of himself, as no one else would ever find out about that side of him. Now, it allows them to explore what they are, how they fit, and what they want, without anyone observing, interpreting, or judging.

But there are moments when Pran is lying in his arms, when the universe seems to have shifted its focus, forgotten about the sun and decided to spin around them instead, when Pat feels so overcome with affection that he thinks he might burst from it, and he wants nothing more than to scream and shout his love from the rooftops. To let everyone know that Pran is his, that this wonderful, beautifully complicated man chose him of all people, as stupid and clumsy and loud-mouthed as he is, that he's the one who gets to hold Pran, and kiss him, and love him. 

But Pat remains quiet, stifles his voice by kissing Pran, and whispers the words into his skin instead. He doesn't really need others to hear him as long as Pran replies in kind. 

Right now, though, he feels like screaming again. He doesn't, because Pran would never forgive him, and he has a vested interest in being in his good books, what with Pran being his boyfriend and all that. So Pat has to remain reasonable and in control of his emotions. And what he should do right now is walk past them and ignore Pran, eat somewhere else, and wait for the time when they’re both back at their dorm room and he can rip the shirt off Pran as soon as the door falls closed behind them. What he does instead is make a beeline towards their table, because Pat is weak and in love, and Pran is right there, wearing his clothes, and it’s making him a little bit stupid. 

"Hi Ink!" Pat says in a cheerful tone, adding "Pran," as if he’s an afterthought, when he’s really anything but, but he has to keep up the pretense. When he sits down next to Pran, at the appropriate distance, and without looking at him, he knows it was futile, though. 

Ink smirks, and gives Pat a very pointed look, glances demonstratively at Pran's chest, then meets Pat's eyes again. So she noticed. Because, of course she did. That girl is too clever for her own good, or Pat's, for that matter. She's also way too cocky. Technically, Ink doesn't know about them. They never told her (or anyone, not even Pha), and they still pretend to be barely more than casual acquaintances in public. But Pat knows that she knows. She's too perceptive and knows them too well to miss the ways in which Pat sometimes slips up because he simply can't help but look at Pran for a moment too long or smile a little too wide when he's around. And Ink likely knows that Pat knows that she knows, because she teases him constantly, asking why he's not chasing after a girl right now, or what got him into such a good mood, or if he's seen Pran recently. 

"Pran and I were just talking about the new cafe down at the CommArts building. They serve really good milkshakes. We might go there tomorrow. Do you want to join us?" 

"I….Ehm, no I have plans for tomorrow. All day. I can't, sorry," Pat replies, and even he can hear that this was a very unconvincing excuse. 

"That's too bad," Ink says, but she doesn't sound sad in the slightest. Instead, there's an alarming glint in her eyes. "By the way, that's a very nice shirt you're wearing, Pran. Isn't it nice, Pat?" She asks with a fake innocence in her voice, and Pran tenses up next to him. "Is it new?" The shirt is so obviously not new - the colour is slightly faded and one of the hems is close to unravelling - the question sounds like an open mockery. 

Still, Pran being Pran, he catches himself almost immediately, straightens up, and puts on one of the pleasant, friendly faces he has practiced all his life. "No. I just forgot to do my laundry and pulled it out of the back of my closet," he says, and it would be convincing to someone who isn't as intimately familiar with all of his expressions and habits. But Pat can barely suppress a snort. Pran doesn't forget to do his laundry. In fact, it's a fixed task on his weekly schedule every Tuesday evening at 6 p.m. sharp. 

"Hmm, that makes sense. Now that you mention it,..." Ink replies, mischief twinkling in her eyes as she leans forward and looks from Pran to Pat, and back to the other. "I could swear I've seen it before somewhere." 

"Well, it's a common shirt, isn't it," Pat says quickly to diffuse the situation. "Anyway, Ink, how's your photo project coming along?" he continues, trying to distract Ink because Pat still notices how keyed-up Pran is beside him. 

"Nice try. But I already told you yesterday," Ink says, and starts to laugh. She's really not even pretending to be oblivious at this point. Pat makes a mental note to talk to Pran about it. He hopes it won't make him panic.

"Well, this reminds me that I have to get to the studio. I'll leave you two alone now," Ink says, getting up and giving them another cheeky grin. "Have fun!" She adds, and then she leaves, a preppy bounce in her step. 

When Pat looks over at Pran, the other is already looking at him with large, round eyes, self-consciously tugging at the hem of his shirt. 

"I ran late and grabbed it by accident," he says, trying to sound nonchalant, then quickly averts his eyes and starts scribbling something in his notebook as if that's the end of the conversation. But Pat notices the pink blotches blooming on his cheeks, and has to bite his lip to not call out that obvious lie. Because just like he doesn’t forget to do laundry, Pran doesn't run late. Ever. He gets up at 7 a.m. like clockwork, goes through his morning routine like an intricate choreography, and leaves the flat at exactly quarter past 8. Pat has memorised it all, but Pran doesn't know that because Pat usually pretends to be asleep. In reality, he wakes up the moment Pran's weight and warmth are gone from his side, but he doesn't want Pran to notice, because then he'd be self-conscious and Pat loves seeing him so entirely unguarded, bustling around the apartment and going through his routine.

Pat looks around them to make sure there's no one around to see them, and then scoots over, leaning further into Pran’s personal space, because he really can’t hold himself back right now. Not when Pran's cheeks are flushed so prettily and he's being so adorably awkward. Not when the sight of him in Pat's old, comfortable henley, and knowing he wore it deliberately, loosens something in Pat's chest, a familiar, tingling warmth spreading through him in a place where it usually has to be kept at bay.

"What if someone sees?" he asks, trying to keep his voice serious and casual, but the grin is already tucking at the corners of his mouth. 

Pran's head whips up, and he looks at Pat again, a long, drawn-out moment in which his face is undecipherable, his body still tense, and Pat worries if he went too far. But then, Pran’s eyes soften, and his face opens up to let Pat see him. He puts his pen down and turns so he’s facing Pat, tilting his chin up and raising his brows, his expression almost defiant.

"Let them," Pran says, his voice tinted with tentative confidence, and the grin spreads over Pat’s entire face. 

"It suits you," he whispers, moving closer still and brushing his fingers over the collar. Pran raises his brow in warning, but he doesn’t move away, so Pat decides to push his luck a little further. "You can borrow my clothes anytime. I love to see you in my shirt. It looks like you belong to me." He lowers his voice, looks at Pran from below his lashes and smirks, knowing he’s being terribly obnoxious right now, but teasing Pran is still one of his favourite pastimes. "If you want to wear my jersey, too, just say the word. I’d love to see you walking around with my name on your back." 

And that's when Pran groans, pushes his hands away and gets up in one quick movement, almost tumbling over his own feet. "I have to get back to the study room now," he says, the words stumbling out of his mouth as he hastily collects his things. "See you later."

He’s rushing away with long, quick strides, and when Pat can't hold back his laughter anymore, Pran throws him an exasperated look over his shoulder. Pat knows he'll have to pay for this later, probably by not being allowed to sleep over at Pran's flat like he planned to do. It’s okay though. He will convince him in some way, whine and grovel until Pran forgives him, like he always does. And seeing the blush turn the back of Pran’s neck crimson as he walks away is absolutely worth it. It's a nice contrast to the blue of his shirt. Pat thinks Pran should wear it more often.

He'll still absolutely rip the shirt off Pran later, though.

#patpran #bad buddy #bad buddy the series #my writing

[astroohoe]

ASTRO OBSERVATIONS

Hey y'all its SAM again, so I'm about to write on my observation on each of the zodiac signs....i thank you all for showing me love, giving me a follow and some reblogged my post🤭....i didn't know people might like it or might resonate so thanks...

So we're going to start with....the one and only bad bitches of the zodiac......ARIES (what an honour)

Aries rising, Aries venus, aries lilith, aries Pluto (most of them are DEAD🙁) Aries moon, Aries saturn aries mars, Aries Northnode and Aries sun

1. Aries sun MEN are NARCISSISTIC AF!

I've observed that most Aries men are narcissistic because they're the babies of the zodiac....and you know how babies get when you don't give them what they want......They're attitude is all "ME ME ME" And don't care about your damn! Feelings.

2.Aries men sometimes including the women love to chill a lot....its crazy sometimes.....its like they can't just stay a day without going out with friends....they always strive to Be happy ..they're such a vibe.

3.Aries's are lowkey caring💀.

Yes! I said low key because they love to prove they're tough but trust me they ain't shit! Especially when they hear a loved one is sick or in pain.....they can even to start to prepare soup or send gifts or lovely messages to them.❤

4.An aries would love to have her favorite color as RED..... The weirdo aries girls would love their favorite color as PINK🙄

5.Please don't talk shit about an aries woman....honey you don't want to get your ass beat😂🤚.....they won't necessarily beat your ass but hey!To them, REVENGE is a dish served COLD🙂

6.Please, its not all aries's who are LOUD🙄

I'm sure most Aries's when reading astrology, can be shocked to see "Aries are loud...aries are wild........they'll smack you, blah blah blah'' and honestly, its not true ...its quiet the opposite. Even most Aries women can handle fighting/feud situations very well.....like a QUEEN.... I know , you might think its shocking to say the least.....i know some of you would not believe me about Aries suns being lady like in arguments but do you remember the phrase "I don't know her?" By the ALL MIGHTY ARIES QUEEN YEP! You guessed that RIGHT! "MARIAH CAREY"

Bow down to the QUEEN.....

Lemme ask you a question, did you see her Flinch an arm one time in public biiitch???🤨

Good, QUESTION ANSWERED🤭

Now the fact that she's ruled by mars, the planet of aggression doesn't mean she needs to FIGHT all the time...nb:These people handle arguments in a classy way💅. Eg. Think lady Gaga..

7.Most aries suns can SANG! NB:(I didn't say SING, i said SANG! the're not the same)

I've noticed that most fire signs can have really good voices , even better than libra mercury conjunct venus or a Taurus mercury.....

(In all, fire signs tend to have high pitched voices!!!! Which are soooo entertaining to hear)

8.Now I've NEVER met an Aries sun who isnt a bad bitch!!!! All Aries SUNS are bad bitches💅...Aries sun, moon and even aries risings.....think rihanna....THESE PEOPLE JUST DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!

9.Aries suns tend to have a pretty good luxurious relationship.....The women of these signs are so fortunate to get into relationships with high profiled men, since their descendant is LIBRA..(The planet of LOVE, MONEY and fame) and their medium coelli is in the 10th house...the house of CARRIER and STATUS!! They're one of the signs who are so lucky to get into relationships because they magically end up with high profiled men because they are an EXALTED sun! So they get more favor from the sun, than leo.

10.Aries sun women are the SHIT!.... Yes! These people are born to be INDEPENDENT! So they don't care if you would give up on them , leave them or ignore them....i mean there was them before YOU, And there will be them AFTER YOU chiiiile...so if you know you're ignoring and Aries woman who did you no wrong, even the men.....please just STOP...You're daring them to break through the more.

11.Aries's love ART, MUSIC and FASHION since they're sister sign is LIBRA , they really have more passion in music and the arts.Aries suns or any aries placements can produce FIRE/BOMB music....that can be pleasing to the ear of the listeners......Now this placement can be people who mostly end up being rappers, singers or record producers....and trust me when they produce a record, that shit becomes just like them.......FIRE🔥🔥

12. These people are natural FASHION SETTERS!!! BE IT IN THE SUN, MOON OR RISING.........!!!! People just love to copy their looks because they put together these crazy styles that others wouldn't dare or think of!.And I've noticed that, most Aries tend to be slim....the men and the women, when they were in their youthfull days, they were very slim, like the shape of a model, so that's why they can rock any clothes!

13.Cancerians are obsessed with Aries....Yes! I've noticed that the crab might have a crush on aries, get together with aries and want to be like Aries.......Cancer signs really admire aries and can get obsessed with them.... Even a cancer woman and an Aries woman or vice versa might be besties for a long period of time... The truth is, cancers love to be stable, even though they can have the most ANNOYING mood swings EVER!So they'll love to be around people who do not give a FUCK! And guess who's one of those ????? Aries!!!! Yep! Aries men/women do not give a fuck....they break the rules and tend to get a lot of attraction from cancer...(who are prone to fall for the bad boys)

14.Another sign that might be crushing on aries issssssss.........LEO...

Yes! Thee almighty LION! The king of the stars meets the KING of the SUN Meets the King of I DONNOT GIVE A FUCK!

Yes! I've noticed a lot of Leos are obsessed with Aries.. They're intrigued by their style of fashion because you know Leo women tend be very vain and egoi-(oops lemme shut my big mouth😐) and because Aries is an exalted sun, they tend to see the upgraded version of them and they also tend to see the UPGRADED Version of what a bad bitch is💅... Truth is: An aries woman can motivate a leo woman to get the bag or dress in a more stylish manner or even appreciate their body type) even in a relationship, an aries man can break the heart of a leo woman and leave her hanging, since leo rules the Heart ♥.......and aries rules the brain, they'll follow a relationship with their big brain🙄... This makes the Aries man , a teaser for a PLAYER.

15.Aries suns tend to attract a lot of stalkers......SERIOUSLY.... ESPECIALLY the women.....people can just get obsessed with them or stalk them because Aries, after aquarius are thee most unique signs of the zodiac....(i'm not an aries, but I'm saying this with my whole chest!😐😐)

16.The truth is , Aries should try to have a little bit of control of their habit! or personality...

You see these people are soooooo influential. You don't know the kind of influence these people have on others honestly... Others can even try to change their personality, style just to look like an aries...you see aries is the first sign of the zodiac, so they were born uniquely with their own sense of style, any aries placement at all STANDS quite differently from any other signs...because Aries is the first of the signs....the other zodiacs fall before them and tend to habour some traits from Aries....so its normal for them to be competitive (which honestly i don't think they are😐) but what people don't get is Aries looks like a WHOLE THREAT to other people...so these people feel the need to be COMPETITIVE with aries when honestly, ARIES DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!LMAO.

This is one of the most POWERFUL placement anyone can have since they tend to break things and they have the ability to create things again by their own will...so aries should know the type of influence they put on others even if they don't realize it, people are watching them. And because they're an exalted sun. ....they burn with passion in everything they do and they exude confidence, that is why Leo will like to be their besties.

17.Aries should be an exalted pluto ..having aries Placements is just like having scorpionic or plutonic placements...why? Because ive noticed that most Aries suns tend to change their identity and even they're religion...Since the first house is the house of identity, these people will love to be spiritually inclined...The developed aspects will love to know more about spirituality tIll the fact that it can be creepy...because of their intense identity change, they can be the first to initiate (First house, first sign to start something) An occult, a new religion all together, satanism (think ANSTON LAVEY) a new theory...they're worse than Scorpios😐😐.so having an Aries placement is similar to plutonic placements..thats why Aries and Scorpios are a square.....so when you see an Aries, do not undergrade that MUTHAFUCKER!

18.An aries placement or a degree in aries (like 1°) in a natal chart can indicate someone being the first to do something, or start something ..like someone in the family who is the first to go to college, or someone who is the first to travel overseas, or someone who is the first to get a good job..

19.Aries people can be hard to deal with at the workplaces....they can be hard to the core, especially with aries women in workplaces they might annoy the shit out of their assistants or coworkers because of boss attitude (which is natural to them) and can even make their coworkers quit their job because they can get over them so easily.

20. Aries suns have a thing for big boobs(ummmm....chiiiiiiiiiiiiile, anyways so..💀)for the Aries men, they might like their women with bigger boobs,(lol because their the babies of the zodiac, they were obviously sucking some boobs before they came to existence LMAO) even with the women, i see the women tend to workout a lot...because its the first house, and the first house is connected to the mind, body and soul. So these people tend to workout to keep their body in the way they want, without working out to get the desired shape of the body trust me, these people CAN NEVER get peace of minds!!! Their mind and soul is connected to the physical (their body) while the last house (the 12th house) is connected to the spiritual....that's why you can see an aries changing to a healthy diet or burning fat a lot...and you know the most funny thing?. These Guuuurls can Burn their whole parts of the body and leave their boobs ...i don't know how they do it to get big boobs?(i know you read it in nicki minaj's voice💀) but they tend to enlarge their breasts...its literally the biggest thing than their head💀 lol did i lie? I don't know how they can manage to get bigger boobs even at a younger age chiiliiiiiie...

Anyways, y'all THAT IS IT FOR MEEEE, gotta goooo💃💃💃....gotta HOP

ON

A

PLANE ✈

Since i only CATCH

FLIGHTS

And NEVER

FEELEEEEEEENGS💅💰💰

So y'all that is it about Aries suns, next I'll do one on aries moon... Please like 😍and leave suggestions....did you like it? Did this resonate with you??? If it did please share and don't forget to comment my astrohoeeees😍.....see you next time byeeeee byeeeeeee

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[catzula]

Bakugou isn’t afraid of bees

Request: Would Bakugou with an s/o the complete opposite of him be a better request? Like he has a partner whose shy, soft, doesn't curse, cute,etc?

A/N: soo, this is long overdue, and I'm really sorry for that! But I have a lot going on, family drama, school and I'm just going through a lot, and I love writing, it helps me cope with stress, but all these things happening just make me slower, I'm sorry for that :(

Thank you for requesting this, btw, I'm not tagging you because last time I tagged anyone I got shadowbanned 🤡 so I'm avoiding tagging people like the plague, but thank you so so much for requesting! Hope you like it 💕

Synopsis: going swimming with the Bakusquad seemed like a good idea, but it was always guaranteed to end with some kind of a disaster, also, Bakugou is afraid- ow, sorry! Bakugou dislikes bees.

Bakugou had told you, he had told you that it was a bad idea to go.

He knew it, they did, and even you did too, but you went anyway.

But it wasn't your fault that you just wanted to spice up your summer break, and going swimming with the Bakusquad seemed like a perfect idea!

And you knew Bakugou wouldn't make you go there alone, especially if you wore your go-to swimwear that you knew just looked good on you. The one he liked oh-so-much.

"No fucking way, Y/N." He told you the moment he saw you standing at the entrance of the room with your beach bag hanging from your shoulder.

"Oh, it's going to be fiiine," you told him with an innocent smile, emphasizing the last word. "Kami-kun told me that they found this small cliff we could jump from and- h-he told me its only 5 meters tops, not even a cliff, really!" You corrected yourself when you heard a growl you were a bit too familiar coming from him.

"Kami-kun?" He repeated. "Kami-kun's gonna be there, huh? And when you're wearing that?" 

"Well, yeah! He even told me they'll make camp if the weather allows it, if not, he told me not to worry cause he'll make a fire and have a drink of two, you know." You kept talking with an innocent smile he usually adored, but it only made him want to shake some sense into you at the moment.

"No," He told you through his teeth, voice dropping an octave and sending chills down your spine, his blood boiling with something he didn't want to name (jealousy), his right eye started to twitch as he thought of the many memories he had of lightweight Kaminari.

He started walking towards you, the look in his eyes reminding you of a wolf that was looking at its prey.

"Don’t fucking go there, especially without me." He was suddenly too close to you, well aware of the widening of your eyes as he hovered on your frame purposefully, making you feel small underneath him. He smiled when you inhaled a shaky breath when he smiled, his lips almost touching yours, but not quite.

"That's no good, I already told them I'm coming." You whispered with a smile, your eyes fixated on your hands, "Kami-kun was so happy to learn I was coming, though he did sadden a bit when he heard you couldn't." Bakugou was well aware of how your eyes widened when his hand touched your cheek, sliding down to your chin to tilt it towards his face. He knew you couldn't maintain eye contact when he looked at you like that and that caused a warm feeling to spread in his chest, Bakugou would never admit it, but he adored your shyness.

"Well then," he told you as he backed up just a bit, "tell him he doesn't have to be all that sad since I changed my mind."

***

To say that Bakugou was protective of you would be an understatement. His hand was attached to your waist, sometimes even sliding down just a bit to tease you every now and then, causing your face to heat up.

He didn't even let you go when Kirishima and Kaminari had hugged you to greet you, growling threateningly when he thought Kaminari hugged you a little too long.

Despite the act he had on of the threatening, scary boyfriend, though, you knew all he would do was glare and frown till you kissed him on the cheek and told him he was your one and only.

Still, you were grateful he actually came with you since you knew he wasn't a big fan of the sea and what came with it.

He especially despised mosquitoes, something he had named 'the curse', and he was right to do so, too, making it the most hilarious thing you had ever seen.

An 'unnatural phenomenon' as Kiri liked to call it, was that the mosquitoes loved Bakugou. Even though he always had a mosquito spray on him and renewed it almost every hour, it never worked, and he often got bitten at least 20 times a day. He did everything he could to try and stop them from biting him (except for killing them since he hated killing mosquitoes) Bakguou always had you applying cream to his bites he often turned into wounds because he couldn't help himself but itch them.

(Still, you had to admit that the curse came in handy time to time since whenever Bakugou was around, nobody else ever got bitten.)

He also hated sand, hated getting wet, was too pale, and usually got burned very easily, and most of all, he hated bees. He wasn't afraid of them, Bakugou Katsuki wasn't afraid of anything, but it was safe to say that he disliked the black-yellow striped creatures with every fiber in his body.

So even though he said he was just there because he didn't trust his dumbass friends, you knew it was because he could tell you wanted him there, and he came, despite hating almost everything. But he didn't hate you, and that was enough.

"Get the fuck away from me you little shit!" He screamed right next to your ear, making you wince and giggle. "Did you spray your-"

"Of course I fucking sprayed the bug repellant." He grumbled as he itched the newest bite, his voice was harsh and words hard, but you knew he wasn't mad at you and that it was unintentional.

"Don't itch it, Katsu." You told him, putting your hand on the bite to stop him from itching it anymore, and he could swear he felt the itch went away with your touch.

"I'll get back at you, you know, for forcing me to come here." He whispered into your ear, but you chose to play dumb and smile at him innocently. "But I didn't do anything, you said you wanted to come."

"Y/N, you know very well that-" His speech was interrupted by the joyful way your name was announced, a blonde skipping your way with a charming smile. "Y/N, hey, Y/N, come on, let's swim!" Kaminari cheered, holding you by the wrist and pulling you up to your feet, away from your fuming boyfriend.

"If you fucking touch her again-" He started to threaten but closed his mouth when he saw a frown forming on your lips. "Be careful, dumbass." He told you instead, trying and failing to suppress the smile that forced his lips upwards when you flashed him a cute smile.

"Don't' you wanna swim, too?" You asked sweetly, and he scoffed. "Of course, I don't wanna fucking swim." He muttered, playing with the grass he ripped from the ground. "Ah, the weather is so hot, a shame, Bakubro." Kaminari smiled and shrugged, but Bakugou noticed how his eyes widened when you took your beach clothes off and stood with your swimwear.

"Wh- Woah, Y/N, you look... really nice!" He told you, his cheeks turning into a rosy color, the interaction making the others turn to you, too. You felt your cheeks starting to heat up, not used to getting so much attention as you felt your boyfriend rise to his feet, his arm wrapping around your waist with a scoff.

"I thought you didn't want to swim." You told him with a giggle. "You seemed really opposed to the idea just then."

"I changed my mind, shitty woman." He growled. "Dunce face is right for once in his life, the weather is really fucking hot."

***

"Soo," Kaminari muttered, looking at his friends' faces. "Who's gonna jump first?"

He sighed when no one answered him. "Oh come on, you guys are no fun! Kiri? The manliest of our group, won't you be brave and-"

"Nope, sorry bro, I choose to live." He told him with an apologetic smile. "I'll go in second, though." He grinned cheekily, and Kaminari sighed. "How about you, Mina?" He tried his chance with the girl who avoided his eyes with all she had. "You're the most adventurous and the craziest, I'm sure only you can pull this off." He sent her a wink but was answered with another apologetic smile.

"Nope, same as Kiri here. I'll agree to jumping when I see somebody can survive."

"How about you, dunce face? Trying to force people to jump, but not brave enough to do it yourself?" Bakugou teased him, causing Kaminari's cheeks to take a red color. "I-it's not that I'm scared, but I just- just..." He looked at his friends for any kind of help, but they liked watching him squirm instead. You couldn't help but take note of just how close he stood near the edge, almost a push away. But, of course, you wouldn't push your boyfriend, would you?

"Huh, you have to be more clear, Kami-kun," he kept teasing. "Why won't you-"

"Ka-katsuki!" You suddenly interrupted the panic written on your face making his heartbeat to double. "Y/N, what's wrong?" He asked as he started to come towards you.

"N-no, don't move!" You told him, trying to ignore everyone looking at you like you lost your mind. "Katsuki, don't panic but there's a bee-" before you got to finished your sentence, Bakugou had already thrown himself off the cliff, a splash sound following it not long after.

Your friends watched you silently, trying to understand what the fuck just happened-except for Kirishima since he was well aware of Bakugou's dislike of bees-, it was your and Kirishima’s simultaneous laughs that caused Bakugou to understand you tricked him into jumping in.

"You know he's gonna get back at you for that, though, you know that right?" Kirishima asked with a mischievous smile and you bit your lip. "If he can get his hands on me, of course." You went near the edge, slightly leaning forward to take a peek at your boyfriend.

He looked so utterly annoyed, it was pure comedy for you, so you didn't notice Mina and Kirishima sneaking up on you as you kept teasing Bakugou. "And how is the water, Katsu?" You asked him with a teasing smile, though his answer was the last thing you heard before you were also wet.

"See for yourself!" He had cried out with a grin. The first thing you knew after you fell was the warm body of your boyfriend's. He had pulled you to himself almost immediately before you even got the chance to run away.

"So you think you can play with me like that and run away?" He asked, voice low on purpose to make you flushed. His face got closer to yours, his lips millimeters away from your trembling ones that didn't get used to the cold water yet. "Wh-what are you doing?" You exclaimed since you knew he hated PDA more than he did the sand, and he grinned, the kind of grin that caused your breath to hitch in your lungs. You combed back his heavy, spiky hair that fell on his face now instead.

"I'll-" you didn't get to hear what he was going to do since his little teasing game was interrupted by another loud splash that came from right next to you, making you scream with how close it was, Kaminari who had tried to jump right on top of you two. "That little shit-" Bakugou muttered as he swam towards him, his hands finding Denki's head the second he came out to surface, pushing him back in before he got the chance to breathe, and you felt bad for laughing at his screams that were coming from the underwater.

Thankfully, Kirishima didn't take long to jump and save the dumb blonde from your boyfriend's hands.

Mina was the last to jump, falling with a loud cry of victory, falling right on top of Kaminari, who was just rescued by Kirishima from Bakugou's hands, their odd friendship making you giggle and secretly long for something similar.

"So," Kaminari spoke when he was done coughing water, "who's ready for round two?"

***

"Ah, to have someone as adorable as her rub sunscreen to my back." Kaminari sighed loudly before he got Karate-chopped on the head. "Shut up if you don't want to get killed today." Kirishima told him, his eyes turning to the angry blonde that sat in front of you, taking a relieved breath when he realized Bakugou hadn't heard him.

Since Bakugou had jumped earlier than expected -thanks to you- he hadn't worn enough sunscreen, and it was your job to rub it on his skin and try and stop him from complaining about it the whole day.

"Ah, it fucking burns, dumbass." He hissed when your hand touched his bright red shoulders. "Oh, stop being a ba-" You bit your tongue before you got to finish that sentence when he glared at you. "I'm sorry, Katsu." You grinned cheekily, leaving the smallest peck on his shoulder. "There, feel better?"

He did, in fact, feel much better.

"Shut up." He told you, turning his face in front of him so you couldn't see his smile. He had the smile the whole time you rubbed soothing circles on his back and arms, smile turning to an immediate frown as you did his chest, but you knew how he was feeling, if not because you knew him well, his heartbeat gave it away.

He bit his lip, trying to suppress the sigh of relief as you massaged his muscles along with the sunscreen. "Okay, we're good to go." You told him when you finished, moving to stand up, but were held back when he got ahold of your wrist and pulled you back, making you fall on his lap.

"K-katsu, what are you doing?" You whispered, face burning with embarrassment. "I couldn't get my kiss back there." He told you with a smirk, his face getting closer to yours.

You held your breath, afraid his friends would see, but also longing for a kiss. You tilted your face upwards to receive his kiss, jumping in your place when you heard a loud whistle. "That's my boy!" Mina cheered, clapping, "get the girl!"

"For fucks sake, we can't even get a minute alone." He muttered angrily, standing up without kissing you. You held the hand he offered as you stood up, but he stopped you before you could even take a step.

"Watch where you're going, dumbass!" He told you angrily, his eyes locked on a shiny piece of glass right next to your foot. It wasn't the only one, either, big and small pieces of glass were scattered on the beach, some even being pushed back and forth by the waves.

"Don't swim anymore." He told you suddenly, eyes still on the pieces of glass. "Oh, I'll be fine!" You told him with an encouraging smile, but he didn't seem so persuaded. "I'll be careful, okay?" You told him one more time, knowing he couldn't resist your smile, and he gave in with a sigh not long after.

"It's getting dark already," he told you, "just one more jump."

You smiled with glee, running back to the water to tell them to go for another round of jumping.

What happened after that wasn't Bakugou's fault. He had told you not to go many times, but you did anyway, and now he had to deal with this.

You had jumped too close to the shore, the water wasn't as deep as it was supposed to. He could tell it wasn't the moment you touched the water and heard your muffled scream of pain. You surfaced the water with the look of pain on your face, and he hadn't missed a beat before he jumped down.

"What is happening? What happened?" He heard Mina's voices as he surfaced, his crimson eyes looking for your figure. "I think she hurt her leg." Kirishima answered, also getting ready to jump in. Bakugou spotted you trying to get back to the shore, holding your left leg as you pushed yourself with your arms and one leg.

He swam to you as fast as he could, his arms wrapping you and stopping your sloppy movements. You stilled as soon as you felt him pulling you to his chest, carrying you out of the water.

You were out of breath, and he could see the tears in the corner of your eyes. "What happened, baby?" He asked, concern laced in his voice when he saw the drops of blood dripping from your foot to the sand. "I- is it bleeding?" You asked, trying to hide the tremble in your voice. "I think I jumped on a piece of glass, or maybe a shell? I don't know."

"Okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, I'll take care of it." He soothed you, finding a good spot to put you. He felt your grip on him tightening when he tried to put you down. Thankfully, Kirishima had reached you as well, Bakugou nodded at him, receiving another nod from his best friend.

"I'll look at your leg now, okay?" Bakugou told you, and you nodded, biting your lip and trying not to cry. "Hey, Y/N?" Kirishima spoke, shielding your vision from seeing your leg. "Remember those brownies you made for us once? Did you know Mina tried to do them for us too, but ended up burning the kitchen?"

"Hey!" You heard Mina protesting as you laughed, she had also jumped and came to see what was happening. "You promised not to tell anyone!"

"Where's Kami?" You heard Kirishima whisper, and Mina smiled faintly. "You know he can't see blood."

"Should we go to a hospital?" Kirishima asked, and you whimpered. "No, no hospitals, I can't-"

Bakugou shook his head. "The cut's not that deep, we don't have to go to a hospital, but I have to clean and bandage this." Ksirihima finally moved away and you saw the cut on your leg. It was true, it wasn't very deep, but it still hurt a lot.

"We have to go back now," Bakugou told them as he swept you in his arms in bridal style and smirked at you. "'Im sorry," you told his friends, feeling bad about the fun ending because of you. "No, please don't say that!" Mina told you. "Yeah, we can do this again after you're well again!"

"Oh fuck no!" Bakugou growled, making you chuckle.

"Promise." Kirishima mouthed with a wink, and you chuckled again.

***

"You idiot." Bakugou muttered as he cleaned and finally wrapped the wound on your leg, pressing a kiss on your forehead. "I was fucking worried back there."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to jump on a glass." You told him with a pout, making him sigh. "Whatever, I’m just telling you to be fucking careful." He sat on the couch you were laying on, careful not to disturb you, the way he was acting as if you were a fragile doll making you roll your eyes.

"Can you get under the blanket already?"

"You're just trying to cuddle, you needy idiot." He told you grumpily, snickering when you didn't protest. "Yeah, I might be a needy idiot, but I'm a wounded needy idiot."

"Don't call yourself an idiot, dumbass." He told you with a light flick on the forehead and making you laugh, smiling when you laughed, doing as you said and getting under the blanket, his arms wrapping you and pulling you on top of his chest.

"How are you feeling?" He asked after a few minutes. You snuggled deeper into his chest, eyes already heavy with sleep. "It hurts a bit." You admitted, knowing he could tell if you lied.

You felt a soft peck on your lips.

"There," he muttered, recalling the way you soothed his burns earlier that day. "Any better?"

You grinned. "Much better."

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[draganasimpsforjeff]

Hello! May I please have a creepypasta romantic match-up with some nsfw if your comfortable with it? Tysm in advance and I'm in love with your writing, like how is it so good?! Anyways I hope you have a great day/night and tysm once again!

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Straight (For now might be bi but i'm going with straight)

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. I also have a very strong grunge style, like Flannels, band t-shirts, combat boots, leather jackets etc. But i'd also always enjoy a nice oversized sweatshirt or hoodie with a pair of skinny, ripped jeans and some converses or something along those lines.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends....like i'm the type of person where if someone glares at me, i'll glare right back.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it.

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. Sometimes in the middle of the night you can find me just staring at a wall or something because I can't go to sleep.....I have trouble sleeping.....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider.

So for the nsfw part (Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to write for it!)....I'm very shy and i'd like it if someone guided me. But i'm 100% a Bottom and I love praise and maybe a tiny bit of degradation. I also have a big ownership kink like if someone tells me that i'm their's....then I might die. I'm also a sucker for marking like lovebites and hickies? Yes please. But please tease me and edge me because I prefer not having control so someone else being in control is just...lovely. Also pet names! Like Sunshine, Babygirl, Doll....AHHhh I might melt.

-From 🎇Sparkle Anon🎇

Ah thank you so much! LOL I feel like we would be good friends bc of so much similarities, hope.you like this!

But anyways I match you up with-

🥁🥁🥁

Hoodie/Brian

SFW

This man ain't gonna lie you sometimes remind him a female version of his best friend Tim/ Masky but like in a good way (bc of your style and music choice)

Your foolishness is the ultimate thing he loves about you

He is scared to leave you by yourself sometimes since you are a klutz

But luckily he knows just enough about first aid so if you have a deep enough cut or something to that measure he's got you 😉😊

At first he would be scared to initiate conversation bc of your very beautiful but deadly looking "resting bitch face"

But once you started talking to him more he would feel a lot more comfortable coming around and just knew that's your cover around new people

Definitely teases you about your height 🤭 (he's 5'11 in my hc)

Is that type of cliche dude to rest his arm on you or would purchase a step ladder for you

Something could be an inch off your reach and he'll feel the need to tease you about it (all in good fun tho)

Hunny, he definitely gets the whole having difficulties talking about whats bothering as he does it too, he'll just try to figure out other ways to make you express what you're feeling. (Through healthy ways ofc)

He has anxiety too so yeah babe he gets it 😌

Sorry love but he kind of likes spiders soooo he would be that asshole that would pick one up and put it in your hair or shoulder without you noticing. (And now I have to do this don't kill me)

NSFW

Oooo darling ♥

He would love to mark you up

He love to be called his? Good cuz he was going to call you that either way even if you were friends or friends with benefits

What you got between your legs belongs to him

He loves how small you are since he's kind of toned and tall and you're like this little petite thing he can just throw around 😊

He understands if you're shy or don't feel comfortable being in control, he'll take over

Will say though, he'll probably suggest taking some sort of drug or anything to influence your senses so you feel more comfortable in your skin at some point or another

Especially since it's a very rare thing for him to see but he won't push too much

WILL 👏 FUCKING 👏 CALL 👏 YOU 👏 PET NAMES IN FRONT OF ANYONE

He doesn't care who hears or sees it since he would love to be caught ngl.

"I don't know why you're all dressed, doll, those clothes are gonna be in shreds and uses as gags or restraints"

Will take pics of you with his phone and has no shame having a very naked you in some angle displayed as his lock screen

Cockwarms you a lot especially when he's cleaning his guns

You just seem him there all busy taking care of something else and not you while his big ol dick stretches you

🥴🥴🥴 this man would choose to be suffocated between your thighs babe

Often squeezes them and ohohoh if you wear skirts or something showing them be prepared to be teased anywhere anytime

Hell even do it in front of others fuuuck he'd even eat you out while others are in the room.

"You're so tasty babygirl, I could eat you out all day and night"

#creepypasta #creepypasta matchup #proxies x reader #creepypasta x reader

[babyboyblasty]

CHAPTER 10:

"You look nice, Deku" Uraraka smiled, her hands held behind her back as she rocked back and forth on the balls of her feet in a childish manner, looking at her green haired friend. "Is there anyone in particular you're trying to impress?" she gave him a knowing look that Izuku stuttered and blushed to.

"No! O-of course not" he immediately denied and averted his eyes when that only seemed to make Uraraka's smirk widen. Izuku knew he was a terrible liar and Uraraka could be very scary sometimes. "But um, hypothetically speaking.. if I /were/ trying to impress someone- which I'm not- but hypothetically speaking do you think they'll.. you know. Be impressed? Hypothetically."

Uraraka looked her friend up and down. Izuku's fashion sense has definitely improved since the beginning of their first year. Both Tsuyu and herself had made sure to teach Deku and Todoroki a thing or two about dressing themselves since they were completely clueless sometimes. Midoriya was wearing brown, cuffed corduroy pants with a forest green oversized short sleeve button up, a lighter green long sleeve underneath that to create layers. The red shoes were never going away though and Uraraka gave up in trying to get him to wear another pair of shoes. He looked good and Uraraka noticed how his hair was a bit neater too so he obviously put a bit of extra effort into trying to style his curls. In fact, looking around the common room it seemed that Deku wasn't the only one who put a little extra effort into their appearance today. Half the boys there looked like they were going off to a party instead of a casual class outing. Even Iida looked like he was trying out a new hairstyle. No glasses either.

"Umm, Uraraka-san?" Izuku waved his hand in front of the girl's face to get her attention. She zoned out for a bit there and she blinked, turning to face him again.

"Oh, right! Well, /hypothetically speaking/ right?" she smiled and he nodded, "I think they'll be very impressed." Deku beamed and her eyes shifted to Todoroki who was just arriving downstairs. "Oh, look! There's Todoroki-kun. Let's go talk" she grabbed Deku's hand in hers and took him with her. He looked very good! Todoroki's aesthetic was more of a simplistic/classy style with neutral colors. This time he decided to switch it up and was wearing a white t-shirt with an unbuttoned, loose fitting pale blue and white striped dress shirt over that. He had black jeans and white sneakers too. He looked very good. "Oooo~ is there anyone /you're/ trying to impress, Todoroki-kun?" Ochako teased.

"Yes."

Ochako didn't expect such a direct answer but giggled anyway at her blunt friend. Deku on the other hand didn't find it as funny.

"Is Bakugou here yet?" Shoto changed the subject and looked around the common room but didn't spot the explosion quirk user anywhere. He felt a little disappointed.

"No, Kacchan isn't here. Neither is Kirishima-kun" Izuku really tried to keep the bitterness out of his tone. He knew that they were best friends but did they really have to be glued at the hip 24/7? Deku doesn't like the way he starts to feel when he thinks of those two together but he can't help it.

"Oh" Shoto mumbled. There was an awkward silence where no one said anything for a few seconds until Uraraka couldn't stand it and broke it.

"So how are you feeling, Todoroki-kun? Are you still tired or are you feeling a bit better from earlier?" Ochako questioned. That got Izuku's attention and he turned to Todoroki with a curious expression. Was he sick? Todoroki didn't mention anything to him today. He wondered why he didn't tell him.

"I feel better, thank you. I'm excited to be going out with my friends" he smiled briefly and Izuku returned it. After that things started to go back to normal as they talked about what stores they wanted to go to and if they had anything in particular they wanted to buy. The common room was filled with brief conversation before the 'ding' of the elevator was heard and everyone turned to look at a nervous Kirishima standing on the far opposite side of a bored looking Bakugou. Izuku felt a knot form in his throat and Todoroki felt his heart skip a beat, their faces heating up a little at what girl Kacchan was wearing. He looked good. Hell, even if he was in his normal body and wore that he'd look good.

"You're here!" Mina rushed forward to hug her two friends in a crushing hug which Kirishima gladly returned. The girls may or may not be feeling smug at how everyone reacted to seeing Bakugou. Yeah, they did that.

"I said I would go with you extras, didn't I? Now let go, pinky" Bakugou groaned. She smiled wide before stepping back.

"This'll be so much fun!" Mina jumped up and down.

"Everyone please form a single file line for attendance! As class president I must make sure everyone is accounted for before we vacate school grounds" Iida made sure to grab everyone's attention by speaking loud and clear as well as waving his arms about. Where he pulled the clipboard from no one knows but Iida started to check off names in the class roster to submit to Aizawa sensei once they come back in a few hours. "Alright. Everyone is here. We can go now" he nodded in confirmation.

The class had to take the bus to go to the mall so Iida stayed by the door until everyone was inside before going in himself. Bakugou was planning to sit with Kirishima but the redhead as soon as he was in the bus went and sat beside Sero instead. Katsuki was confused since they always sit together and even Sero was looking between the pair in confusion. "You don't mind, right Bakubro?" Kirishima awkwardly scratched the back of his neck. Bakugou just shrugged and moved on to find an empty seat to which Kirishima let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding.

"What was that?" Sero questioned once Bakugou was out of earshot.

"What was what?" Kirishima turned to him.

"That. You always sit with Bakugou so why all of a sudden did you decide to sit next to me? I don't mind but I was a little caught off guard, man. You know, you've been acting weird ever since the night we played games in my room. Is everything cool?" Sero had an idea of what was happening but he wanted to hear it from Kiri himself.

"Yeah, everything's good. I just need to sort some things out for myself first" he explained and Sero nodded, leaving it at that. Kirishima appreciated that about Sero. He knew if it was Mina or Kaminari they wouldn't stop pestering him about it. Kirishima just wanted some time to hopefully figure out why he was all of a sudden feeling so weird around Katsuki.

On the other end of the bus, towards the back, Bakugou found an empty seat. Everyone else seemed to be already sitting with someone else but he didn't really mind it. Once seated, Bakugou put his elbow up on the edge of the window and looked outside. He felt someone slightly tap his shoulder though and looked up to a shy Koda. 'May I sit here?' he signed and Bakugou raised an eyebrow. He rolled his eyes and signed back 'go for it' and Koda smiled a little, quickly sitting down beside Bakugou. Aizawa did mention that because of his quirk, he may experience hearing loss in the future if he didn't take the proper precautions so Bakugou has been taking JSL classes from Koda since the beginning of their second year and developed a somewhat mutual understanding with the guy. He really wasn't all that bad, just a little quiet. And while they weren't friends friends, Bakugou knew that if he ever needed a quiet place to study or just hang out for a bit without talking, he could go to Koda's room. The same went for Bakugou. If Koda ever wanted to spar or wanted pointers to help in improving his fighting skills, Bakugou is available.

Now that everyone had a seat, the bus began to move. The ride was going to take approximately fifteen to twenty minutes so he just wanted to use the break to relax. Bakugou could tell Koda wanted to say something based on the way he would look at him every few minutes but then look away though. "What is it?" he finally asked a little less than halfway into the trip and Koda shook his head. "I know you want to say something, now what is it?"

Koda looked hesitant at first but then signed 'how are you feeling?' with a sincere look. Maybe if it was someone else Bakugou would have told them off for getting into his business but Koda was someone who earned his respect and admiration throughout their time together in UA and who he saw as an equal.

"Why do you ask?" he asked instead, a bit defensive, and Koda responded by signing 'this is a big change and I was just wondering how you were doing.' Bakugou shrugged. "It isn't something I can't handle. Besides, today is the last day of the quirk so I should be back to normal by tomorrow morning" Bakugou mumbled, adding in a "thanks" as an afterthought. Honestly speaking, Koda has been the only one who's asked him how he felt about this whole quirk situation. The rest of his classmates all just seemed to be having fun with it and while he didn't mind, it was nice to be asked.

'You're always welcome to come hang out with me and my bunny if you ever need quiet time,' Koda offered. 'He told me he misses the angry blonde boy with the warm hands" he joked. Bakugou smirked a little with a "tch, sure whatever. Tell 'im I miss the furball too" leaving his lips. After that Bakugou and Koda fell into a comfortable silence where Bakugou closed his eyes to rest for the few minutes they had left on the bus ride.

Everyone else in class 3-A never thought they'd see the day where they all wished they were in Koda's place. The anivoice boy was sitting perfectly still so as to not wake the pretty blonde that had leaned his head on the other's shoulder sometime along the trip and was now sleeping peacefully on him.

[word count: 1775]

( this fan art isn't in correlation with the story chapter but oH MY GOD LOOK HOW PRETTY GIRL BAKUGOU IS- 😩)

#bakubowl #fanfic #boku no hero academia #bakugou x everyone #bnha #gender bender #temporary fem!bakugou #fem!bakugou #bakugou centric #BAKUBOOBS!?!