#never go broke

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bros before Ho(oh my god is that Hanguang-Jun?)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #WWX really was unhinged for saying he was going to always be at JC's side and then immediately asking about LWJ. #The D in ADHD stands for Distractible. The second D stands for DooowawawaWaaaah (ADHDers know what I mean) #Their conversation is such a knife twist in this flashback. WWX truly and genuinely does mean it when he says he wants to support JC #And that JC hopes for that too! Tragedies hit the hardest when you can feel the lost futures characters would have together #And I feel it here in this scene so painfully. There's complicated feelings between them but it wasn't what broke them apart. #The rumours and the twisted family dynamics that tried to pit them against each other likely wouldnt have worked. #It set the stage for JC to have an inferiority complex which then grows into his responsibility complex. #WWX even calls it out! That JC has to be the responsible one in the dynamic. #And it sucks to be in that unequal position with a sibling or a not-sibling. #You don't get the love *or* acknowledgement but you do get the pressure to be the 'better one' in the face of the other's misbehaviour. #But I digress. There was a world where they did became the twin heroes of yunmeng jiang and stayed together. #And we'll never see it. That world is gone now. And just like Lotus pier -even if they tried to rebuild it - they will never be the same.

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #34

Everyone always says that having a good reaction time is a great thing in a town where ghosts attack daily. Nobody ever warned him that sometimes it’s a bad thing to punch first and ask questions later.

Danny gets startled by Bane while wandering around Gotham, and punts him four blocks into a brick wall. Danny scrambles to get gone before anyone notices, but unfortunately for him, Gotham has eyes everywhere. And one Red Robin cannot believe that a twink of a guy just sent one of their physically strongest rogues flying like it was nothing.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #batpham #tim drake #he cannot believe his eyes #he never expected death by twink to be what took bane out for an indefinite period of time #he broke at the very least most of his bones #there’s a new meta in the city and he’s got superman level strength #panic mode #batman’s about to go full lockdown #danny’s just trying to live his best half life #unfortunately for him #:) #that’s not going to happen #superman wants to know if this is another kryptonian or what #he’s definitely heard some concerning things from batman #the lost child senses are tingling #danny’s getting snatched lmao

[simandy]

do you guys mind if i go crazy for a moment

#im going to scream ive never made something this pretty #my brain does not acknowledge it #what do you mean >i< made this #yes this will come with that ridiculously long hair in a set #also ive got two more normal-ish lengths for the hair #i need to lay down #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #wip #cool fact: i own the silver one in real life #uncool fact: the opalite got loose one day and felt and broke down so now it's just the lone moon #i still use it tho #might buy a new one

[quinnfebrey]

can’t wait for noah schnapp to be a decrepit, washed-up hollywood has-been still clinging to his peak at 14 years old

#* #unfortunately he’ll never go broke but we can make sure he’s a loser! #noah schnapp #free palestine #byler

[possiblytracker]

#totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #when it sank in the beginning and i was already going 'hmm maybe i should modify this' then immediately 'nah fuck it we ball' #and took a hammer directly to it........ #sleep deprivation win 👍 #ignore the Meat Shield 3am tracker thought it was the funniest shit ever and it just never broke

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true' #like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever.......... #whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot* #im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT: #when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

[tapakah0]

#you #... #you... #Congrats with surviving... I hope it wasn't too bad... #We had something similar last year #We live in a kind of a distant village #And our streets are connected to one heating system #And it was so cold last year that this station just broke #Me and my sister have been without water electricity and heat first day *giggle* It was funny to wear 2 complects of cloths and jacket #It was... like... -14 inside of home? *giggle* #On the second day we at least got electricity back and got a little heater (We were separated from parents so the have been calling 3 #times per day XDD) We closed all doors to not let the heat outside #Since we got sick and couldn't take a shower #We were able to go to school but we looked like shit XDD #Then we were lying next 2 days like potatoes in one room with a heater... it felt awful XDD #They couldn't fix the main heating system for almost 3 days #It was... funny.... never want to experience the same again and hope you will not too

[fedyaplushie]

There is a campaign going in Japan right now, where for every BSD-related book you purchase, you will receive a random letter from one of characters.* Here is Fyodor's letter:

"I am always alone, have been, and always will be" — and then there's his surprised reaction when Nikolai showed him genuine affection...

*Source

#bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd nikolai #fyolai #that letter broke my heart #i'm never going to recover

[howlsnteeth]

i fucked up while ctrl+v'ing something but honestly? yeah. wip

#hi sorry i'm not dead my pen broke like a week ago and i only just got the replacement yesterday #i'm saving at different parts of this for a 'making of' gif when i'm doooone #(<- never forgot the poll i just have a million things to draw) #this is also going to be a multiple part piece i've already got most of it dooone #hades #hades game #zagreus

[dent-de-leon]

Forever feeling soft about the fact that Molly found love and joy after feeling so broken and empty. The way he can't help but reach out to other lost, lonely souls. Caleb's quiet, despondent, "I broke a bit." Molly telling Lucien,"We love broken things the most." The way Caleb feels like, "softness and light" to him.

Just...Caleb spending so long isolated and abandoned, believing he was only ever broken. And Molly, who awoke in a world that made him feel lifeless, and Empty, and broken--showing other shattered souls the love and compassion that saved him--

#widomauk #mollymauk #caleb widogast #calebs 'i broke a bit' and mollys 'we love broken things the most' as someone who refuses to abandon other lost souls-- #soulmates-- #sorry ill go to sleep and stop rambling about the now but #they both felt the same kind of pain and loss and grief and fears-- #even if they never knew-- #i think. maybe caleb suspected it though. he acknowledged all of molly's scars--so I think maybe a part of him knew #just like how molly loved caleb so much because he saw someone else who felt as lost and broken as he did--

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Fishing Interlude

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ONE HUNDERED (+6 bonus) COMICS BABY!!!! WE MADE IT! #There's still at least 200 more to go at the rate I'm going but still! Triple digits for a comic project feels worth celebrating. #I'm no stranger to setting myself on projects but this is certainly the most adventurous and long-term one I've undertaken. #The aim was to be done by the end of September (whoops (I also took a few breaks to post other stuff)) But I'm still having fun! #Thank you all so much for joining me on this journey! I have a celebration announcement tomorrow! #Sorry this one doesn't really feel like a 'comic 100'. It's sandwiched between two comics that were supposed to be 'comic 100'... #I love how excited Jingyi is to be in the garden. And I will never miss an opportunity to have them fish. #Slowly...I am setting up my punchline with all this. I promise it's leading somewhere. #Lan Sizhui didn't fit into the frame for panel 3 so I like to think he dove in after a fish #Afterall that's were lan zhan is in this comic. Under the water. Hunting. LSZ is just following what his mentor taught him. #Sorry I broke Jingyi's characterization for this punchline. He's one of the biggest wangxian shippers in canon. But fishing comes first.

[mrsrookhunt]

Rook: Look at that splendidly ornate comb! Ahh! Magnifiqué! Trés, trés bien!! I--

Exhausted!Yuu: Oh my god, here we go again. Another TED talk today? You've already given 7.

Rook:..I beg your pardon?

Exhausted!Yuu: Everytime you open your mouth I get the urge to say, 'welcome to the comedy club!'.

Rook: Excuse-moi--

Exhausted!Yuu: I'm sorry but be glad you're not part of my world because there's a role in a show 25 years ago that's calling your name. I hope you like being Phoebe Buffay's ex, because you've been doing some damn good impressions since I got here.

Rook:...

Exhausted!Yuu: That's what I thought.

#did i add in a friends reference #yes #does anyone else remember that really happy go lucky guy Phoebe dated but broke up with bc he was such an absolute CHARACTER that it was #annoying?? enter rook hunt. the reincarnation. #the comb is literally a bath comb with extra ridges for scalp stimulation. let him have his ornate comb ig #they're on a shopping trip btw. they arrived 10 minutes ago and rook's beem monologuing for 9. #yuu is about to excuse themself to the bathroom and never return. #rook hunt x reader #rook hunt x mc #twisted wonderland rook #rook hunt #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney x reader #incorrect twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twst #twst incorrect quotes #pomefiore x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcannon #twst x reader #twst #disney #vil schoenheit #character imagines #x reader #x character

[foldingfittedsheets]

I got Leeloo when she was seven weeks old. The owner lied, or miscounted, and I got her a week too young. She was pretty well adjusted for all that, feisty and fierce as a kitten. I got her right as my ex and I were splitting. She was only a month or two old when we broke up. It was pretty wretched, finals week at college, both of us heart sore, and then we both came down with the mother of all coughs.

He was sleeping on the couch. I offered to share my cough suppressant and he set it on the table. We weren’t used to having a kitten under foot yet.

I was brushing my teeth when I glanced out the door and saw one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen, my beloved kitten on her side seizing, the pill capsule punctured and empty beside her. He burst into panicked tears when I shouted and I practically shook him to get in the car while routing to an emergency vet.

We sat clutching each others hands in the waiting room. Neither of us had known who would get the kitten in the breakup. But sitting there, both of us sobbing, he said it should be me. The doctor told us she had a fifty fifty shot of pulling through. She’d almost asphyxiated, her tongue was blue when we’d gotten her in the door.

After what felt like centuries they came out and said she’d made it. She was going to live.

It was only a few months later that I noticed her not walking around. She barely played anymore. I took her to the vet again and they said she was just constipated and didn’t follow up. Another pestering a week later led to closer examination of her X-rays. Turns out, the asphyxiation had led to a very narrow blood vessel leading to the head of her femur dying. So her bone had snapped off in the joint.

Horrified at the amount of pain she must have been in I got her in for surgery to remove the bone fragment. In a human we’d stop being able to walk, but cats have enough muscle to overcome a simple thing like lacking the ball for their ball and socket joint.

The surgery was a shit show. They called me after putting her under anesthesia and cutting her up open only to realize they were missing a tool. Then they sent her home with an open wound instead of stitches and I had to bring her back yet again to go under and get stapled shut. Then they tried to charge me for all their fuck ups while I was already sobbing over vet bills.

I had a loft bed at the time. Usually she climbed a cat tree to join me in bed at night but after her surgery I made a nest on the ground so I could cuddle with her every night. Her dopey little face looking at me from her cone was worth my back hurting every day.

I felt so bad watching her try to eat with a cone that I hand fed her every meal. To this day she’ll go sit by the food dishes, looking at me longingly to remind me of my little nest on the ground where I’d hand fed her.

That was a decade ago. But she still remembers.

Today I got her new medicine for her horrible cough, fretting about her lungs collapsing. I lovingly rolled each pill and brought them to her an hour early because I couldn’t stand having medicine on hand that I wasn’t giving her.

It was only after she’s happily eaten her pill pockets that I remembered the pills saying to give them with food. So I walked back upstairs and stood beside the cat bed while she ate from my hand again, and when she was done she looked at me with love. Because she doesn’t feel good but I’m still here to hand feed her.

#ramblies #Leeloo #she’s had so much medical bullshit #and this is already going long but I was living paycheck to paycheck when things broke bad #and a friend anonymously donated to pay for her surgery #I found out who it was years later and I’ll never stop being grateful #and I’ll never stop being grateful for that act of generosity #it sucks being poor again fretting over leeloos health again #but at least this time I have a credit score and a savings account #I want the antibiotics to just magically make her feel better instantly #ffs foibles

[tim-shii]

just finished the hsr 2.2 story n if i see anyone hating on sunday ITS ON SIGHT 🫵 he is my precious, no one will ever make me hate him I GET HIM HE GETS ME 🫵 we r one 🫱🫲 my baby my baby MY BABY 😔😥🤕 I BET ON LOSING DOGS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

#his boss fight took me a good 14 mins to finish #I LOVE HIS BOSS FIGHT #but fucking hell that was one hell of a boss fight #i'd rather fight the blue bug than him 😭 #aven n danheng il carried my team ✊ #shout out to those two 🤞 never wouldve gotten here w/o them 🤞🤞 #also im trying to pull for robin rn 🤕 pls wish me luck #IM AT 64 PITY #but im out of pulls and out of jades #very very broke #im gonna go grind the event now #HOPEFULLY I WIN MY 50/50 #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr sunday #sunday #yawp!

[trek-tracks]

Bones (materializing during an away mission to see Kirk crumpled in a heap on the ground): My god, Jim, are you all right?

Kirk (miserably): No, Bones. I broke my spine.

Bones (rushing over in a panic): What happened?!?

Kirk (pulling a mangled old book out of his utility belt and crying): It was a FIRST EDITION from 1956!!

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mckirk #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek #incorrect trek quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #jim: now it'll never shelve properly #bones: screams #get it because he broke the book's spine #i don't know why he took a book on an away mission maybe there was going to be a lot of waiting involved #bones mccoy #captain kirk

[laniidae-passerine]

I made my post about Dean Highbottom and then as I was writing my tags realised that his Hunger Games counterpart is Haymitch. and now my head is in my hands and I don’t think I’ll ever recover

#IM GOING TO CRY. I am part of the system I never wanted anything to do with it #I killed so many people without laying a hand on them. I never ever asked for this. I tried to say no. my hands are still bloody. #both turned to drugs to cope. both had a mentee who reminded them of someone they hated so much #(snow reminded the dean of his old friend. katniss reminded haymitch of himself) #both knew exactly how the games worked and all of its consequences because one made it and the other lived it #both lived in the shadows of the past and never really got out from it #but in the end one of them chose to be cruel to the children who they were asked to mentor #and the other loved even when it was killing him #god. twenty three years and they never managed to drown the fire out of him. his heart broke again and again #but he held onto those shards even as they made his hands bleed. and then one day two children appeared and pieced it back together #and some of it was missing and always would be. you can’t undo twenty three years of alcoholism and pain and grief and self loathing #but a lot of it was still there. far more than he ever even believed could have survived #Haymitch I love youuuuuuuuu I will always love you #and Dean Highbottom you were kinda cringe and lame. guynobody ass bitch. do better #haymitch abernathy #dean highbottom #thg #the hunger games #a ballad of songbirds and snakes #abosas