#not a cat person

[mbrainspaz]

I guess I have a cat now lol.

My grandma switched to some fancy new robot litter box that her oldest cat won't use so last week when she left to visit her son in hospice I ended up with the cat. She kept calling to ask how the cat was getting along with all my dogs and turns out she's doing alright, so my gran was like, 'Keep her, otherwise I'll just have to give her back to the shelter.' 'Gran I can't, I'm not allowed to have more pets in my company house.' 'How will they know?!' 'Well if I have the windows open and they hear her meowing, possibly.' 'oh.' 'You know what? If someone notices I'll just say she only needed to stay here a few days because my gran had to visit her son who's in hospice.' 'Yeah! That'll work!'

Anyway, Sushi chills behind my desk chair every evening while the dogs occupy all the chairs and sofa. Other than that I only see her when I go to the bathroom and she suddenly appears and demands to have her butt scratched. I bought her a scratching box and a litter scoop because my gran forgot to lend me one of those.

I've never been a cat person but I guess I could be a three dogs, one horse, one turtle, and a cat person. The van life plan provisions are a work in progress. I might as well get a beta fish again honestly. I've done more road trips with a beta fish than a cat.

#critter crazy #crazy dog enby #not a cat person #things gran says #life of a texan peasant #pup nuggets

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn #like yes actually #its me #will anyone else care about this comparison #has it already been done ill cry #salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him #and now i have astarion to further bear the curse #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 memes #salem the cat #salem saberhagen #sabrina the teenage witch #astarion is a cat #qb #qb shitposts

[salamispots]

didn't get to boopin everyone but it was fun haha

#mhfghfg #artists on tumblr #purely personals #comics #sequential #super boop means a giant cat paw politely waits for you to smack it #and evil boop means a giant cat paw just smooshes you

[nnobodoodles]

Straw Hat Redraws! 👒🏴‍☠️

It's not much, but I've been slowly trying to get back into drawing & figuring how to draw this silly bunch has been really relaxing! :')

#one piece #i might personalize their designs more as I go who knows #straw hat pirates #Monkey D Luffy #Monkey D. Luffy #Roronoa Zoro #Usopp #God Usopp #Nami #Cat Burglar Nami #Black Leg Sanji #Vinsmoke Sanji #Nico Robin #Cyborg Franky #Soul King Brook #Brook #Jinbei #Jinbe #nnobodiusart #Tony Tony Chopper #I forgot the BABY NOOO

[faerieicetea]

do you want to be a bookstore owner, cafe owner or a flower shop owner

#personally i'd like to be all three #maybe add some cats there as well #because who doesn't love cats sitting on your lap and purring while you're reading #light academia #classic academia #romantic academia #dark academia #light academia aesthetic #chaotic academia #cottage academia #dark academic aesthetic #light acadamia aesthetic #chaotic academic aesthetic #cottagecore #cottage aesthetic #cottagestyle #cottageblr #positive #positivity blog #positivity #mental health #self love #self care #self healing #inner work #inner child #inner strength #inner thoughts #inner healing #spilled words

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!! #listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby..... #in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE???? #did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside.... #OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy.... #listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned... #like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded.... #WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI

[fernacular]

Some people on this website wholeheartedly believe a cat will only try to bite its’ owner if it’s under traumatizing levels of stress.

I assure you cats will bite for a variety of reasons up to and including “fun and me time”

#ramblings #cats #this is not a cat negative post btw #if anything it's cat positive #also it's very heavily dependent on the personality of the individual cat

[emptygoldstudio]

My honest thoughts on Pangur the creature from @pangur-and-grim

#illustration #artists on tumblr #cats #pangur #emptygoldstudio #personal art

[nirelaz]

Coping with life is hard, time to draw cats

Bonus behind the cut:

#cats #sketches #I say cats but it's all one cat #mine #personal #self portraits #it's harder to actually draw hats on cats than I realized

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “sweet and intimate actions which make me go feral and have me folding like a folding chair” prompts 

Character B carding their fingers through Character A’s hair and playing with the strands.

Character B peeling back the neck of Character A’s turtle neck sweater to trail gentle kisses down their neck. (This!! It is so hot, and it's everything I didn't know I needed until now, and I cannot stop thinking about it wlkfnlkwe)

Character B placing their arm around Character A’s waist while in public, resting their chin on Character A’s shoulder. “Hello,” they say in a teasing tone as Character A tries to grab ahold of their hand to keep it there but fails a few times before successfully doing so. 

Leaning against each other while in public.

Spooning and back hugs.

Character B letting Character A rest their head on their chest; lets them listen to their heart beat. 

Character B whispering sweet nothings into Character A’s ear.

Character B checking in on Character A to make sure they’re comfortable and okay with the way things are going; to make sure they’re not being too much. “You’re not,” Character A would reassure, repositioning themselves to get closer to Character B.

Just cuddles and snuggles in general.

Neck kisses.

Kisses littered all over the face. (!!! It's one thing to read about it and one thing to experience it wlejbfewljn)

Character B tucking Character A’s head under their chin while they’re cuddling.

Character B nuzzling their neck and breathing in Character A’s scent/fragrance, and commenting on how nice they smell.

Character B making sure Character A gets home safe by driving them home.

Character A telling Character B to message them when they get back home safe, and once Character B gets home, they follow through by sending a message to let Character A know they’ve gotten back home safe.

Taking naps together, from day till night, waking up every now and then to get more snuggles in. 

That soft exhalation of adoring laughter leaving Character B’s mouth after kissing Character A (this shit had me folding so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I Am Weak). 

That soft exhalation of laughter once again just because Character B is so content with having Character A in their presence, and Character A just basking in how cute that sound is and how happy it makes them. 

Character B entangling their legs with Character A’s, pressing their bodies flush against each other’s, leaving little to no space between them. (It’s almost like they can’t get enough of Character A.) 

Kissing so many times, to the point where they lose track of how many times they’ve kissed already. 

Holding hands and lacing their fingers together while they’re cuddling.

Comparing hand sizes and giggling about it together.

Character B stroking Character A’s hair while they’re asleep. (Or uh, pretends to be asleep DJSKKSKDSK but it’s so FUCKING CUTE WHEN HE DID THAT IM GONNA SCREAM, me thinking moments like these only happen in Korean dramas or some shit anfkakfksk-)

The sweet little banters in between; Character B being all cheesy and Character A playfully deflecting their comments only for Character B to playfully push back with an “Is something wrong with that?” or “But I’m not lying.”

Falling asleep in each other’s arms, both not wanting to leave the bed for the entire day and wanting to stay comfortably snuggled up against each other instead.

Character B placing their hands on Character A’s shoulders, and Character A, with a grin on their face, gently grabs Character B’s hands and wraps their arms around their neck while leaning back into them. Character B reciprocates by hugging them closer to them.

The soft noises of content Character A makes when they snuggle closer to Character B, or when they want Character B to hold them closer to them, with Character B happily obliging. 

Character B rubbing their cheek against Character A’s.

Character B trying to not wake Character A up because they look so comfortable when sleeping. (His words, not mine.) 

Soft, repeated pecks on the lips, causing Character A to laugh/smile against Character B’s lips. 

#long post #again these are things i’ve experienced w/ cat guy that day #personal once again #me as character A and him as character B #not me exposing myself like this on a public platform wlkjfnefn #but then again i've got no shame left in me after all the rambles and vents i've been doing sOOO... #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[citrenecult]

cat shipping ft. Narilamb and Leshycat

#cult of the lamb #cotl #my stuff #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #true devotion #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #man I really need to figure out their name and personality sometime #leshycat #my art #brainrot is real and terminal #maid leshy

[hekuuu]

mixed signals

#in my headcanon astarion is very tactile but only if the initiative comes from him #and gale is so nice to touch x( #and again i’m drawing comic about astarion’s feral cat bechavior #i just enjoy this cat person x cat soul dynamic very much #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bloodweave #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3

[littlesmartart]

Cole is an inside cat, and that means he takes it EXCEEDINGLY personally whenever he finds somewhere in the house that he's not allowed to go. he also Yearns for the washing machine.

#irl #misc #personal #black cat #and when I say 'Yearns' I mean: sits below it and wails and cries

[zuzu-draws]

Just a pair of friendly sorcerers out on a stroll~

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #uraume #jjk sukuna #jjk uraume #true form sukuna #og sukuna #heian era #king of curses #fan art #my art #jjk art #sukuna when he's not out terrorising villagers and sorcerers: I eat drink and sleep #oh and maybe he likes to read stuff? write poetry? too? but today he's gonna sleep like a lazy cat instead #Food tastes better when you're eating it with another person #so i HC Sukuna doesn't mind having Uraume eating along with him #:')

[artharakka]

My Skyrim character, Ruis. She's originally from Daggerfall 🗡

#The city not the game. The oldest tes I've played is Oblivion #tes #skyrim #khajiit #c: Ruis #the elder scrolls #she's also not my dragonborn. Her two kids are tho #me and my sibling have a complex skyrim timeline with idk how many characters #been playing it recently again because I've been sick once again ouououough #anyhow have my beloved cat person