#not funny i whimpered

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 notes #I need you to know that I asked myself out loud #‘should I make him whimper?’ #of which the answer is always yes #always #I don’t make the rules

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[tylermaxxine]

monday morning coffee and princess norm!

#norman reedus #daryl dixon #twd daryl #he's so pookie #he definitely whimpers #malewife? #barks #arf arf #i need this man so bad it's not even funny #i'd lick him

[valgeristik]

so i played vampyr recently. I like the wet cat who gives you painkillers

#vampyr game #jonathan reid #scuttles out of my cave to drop this n then disappear for months again #i could say SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much about this game #but i think this suffices #im feeling very normal about this game. so normal #so so so normal trust mw #anyway its just really funny to me how. u know. jonathan is supposed to be this cool badass protag. but #when i look at his face all i can imagine him saying is 'aheem heem...whimper' #what can i say #we love a man who contains multitudes while looking like a wet napkin #kunst huli

[tornoleander]

Ninjago really gave a us POV Nadakhan is kidnapping you for a second there 💀

Yikes.

#it’s a little funny but this episode is so uncomfortable #not as much as the last one *glares at mechanic* I mean who? there’s no ep 3 in Skybound #but I’m finally back on it after… that #I’m going to have to make a the horrors whimper counter or something because some of these are disturbing #the men whimpering rewatch #oli’s skybound insanity #<- an awful crossover really so glad It’ll take forever for you to get that like goal #ninjago skybound #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago angst #ninjago thoughts #ninjago nadakhan #ninjago kai

[aircd]

Stones ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

(Lesbian/wlw (romance?) fem reader¡¡

Includes/Warnings: yandere, manipulation/gaslighting, mentions of stalking, small threats, physical force, touch deprivation, first kiss, praise, cursing, (no sex).

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A new student had enrolled last fall, you can remember the first day you saw her; black raven like hair, pale skin, eye bags, that navy hoodie she always had up and her black ripped jeans. She was quiet but kind when introducing herself; the way she slowly glanced over at you made your spine shiver, was this excitement or fear.? She sat in the back with you three desks away, you always felt her presence deeply in the classroom as if she was the only one with an aura, something was off. You never got any paranormal vibes from her but you knew- somehow she’d be in your life, either you know it or not.

Gradually you worked your way up to talking to her, you felt a bit like a stalker keeping track of her classes and where she usually hung out, but you desperately wanted to give into this strong feeling of curiosity so it was necessary. You noticed she never really talked to anyone, she was always alone drawing or staring off into the distance, sometimes at others and at you. One day you decided to follow her to where she usually goes after spare time when she was done with lunch. She sat on the stairs at the back of the school listening to music as always. You waited awhile before going out there as to not seem creepy, you casually walk out and say “oh— I didn’t know anyone was out here..” she glances over and smiles softly. “You’re y/n right? Yeah! I have 3rd and fourth period with you!” You laugh awkwardly “Oh yeahh.! Jade-!” “the one and only.” She jokes “You mind if I sit out here with you.?” “Nahh!! Sit! sit!.”

That was the first time you two ever talked, it was awkward at first but you soon quickly became good friends, having inside jokes, hanging out after school at each others houses and exploring various places together. But.. sometimes you noticed odd things about jade; she would occasionally stare at you silently, you would find her peaking around a corner while you’re walking alone, waking up at sleepovers to her just staring at you or searching in your room, and sometimes your things would go missing.. but when you confronted her quickly in all these incidents she always had a good excuse and played it off. “Oh I was just spacing out.!” “I was looking for a notebook to sketch in.!” “I was trying to scare you as a joke by following you!!” Somehow you always believed her. Jade knew very personal things about you, you liked to talk a lot and oversharing was one of your bad habits, so when she’d mention very deep secrets you don’t remember telling her she’d just say you forgot. She was always a good shoulder to lean on and you’d try to comfort her too but she never seemed to have any problems? She told you the last school she had to leave because a girl she was friends with for a long time made rumors about her, like she was a stalker and gaslighted the hell out of her. You shrugged it off again because you were practically in love with this woman, she was your best friend and never ever hurt you.

One night before going to bed at 11:30pm you get a text from jade. (“Meet me at our spot. Urgent.”) obviously you shove some sweatpants on and a loose t shirt and your converse on and walk as fast as you can the whole way there, since “your spot” was a large rock in a nearby forest surrounded by tall trees and river. As soon as you get there you see jade wearing her navy hoody she never seems to take off and a nervous look on her face as if she’s scared you won’t come. “Jade!!” “Y/n! I’m so glad you came.!!” “Come come sit with me..!” “okay.!” you both sit on the rock and stare at the river reflecting the moonlight in the sky. “So.. we’ve known eachother for what feels like forever.. and i- I have something I need to say..” you gulp and turn your head as she puts her hand on yours. “Y/n I.. I love you..and—! And not as a friend..” “I— I love you too Jade.. but- why’d you decide to say that to me tonight..?” “I don’t know.. maybe because after watching you for so long I knew it was finally time..” “watching me.?!” “Y/n.. you could never understand how much I love you..” Jade leans in further putting her hands on the sides of your head staring at you with wide eyes and dilated pupils as if she was on drugs or had some psychological condition. You start to get nervous and your breathing is uneven. “Jade—“ she cuts you off. “baby~…” her voice gets shakey as she stares into your soul. “I’ve wanted you so bad.. for so long.. your heart, your body, your mind and your soul, your very being consumes me to my inner core.” She starts to breathe heavier as you’re in shock. “I’ve— I think I’d kill myself if you ever left me.. you— you won’t right..?!” “No!! No.!! I would never leave you like that, but— but why are you saying such things Jade..? This- this isn’t like you.” “Oh.. sweetie.. honey bear.. angel~.. you haven’t even begun to understand what I’m like.” “I— Jade.. what.. what do you mean..?!” “Everything I do is for you. I’ve known ever since I layed eyes on you that you were my everything..” you start to pull away slightly as one of her hands moves down to your waist gripping it tightly. “Jade.. just— just calm down okay..! I- I like you too but—“ “don’t.” She says sternly as she grips your waist once again pulling you back in. “Jade I— already.. I told you I loved you—“ Jade groans, “oh god say it again~..” she grips you even harsher and it starts to hurt. “Jade you’re hurting me.. please just— let go a little bit.” She squeezes your waist harder and pulls you in more. “I just wanna see you happy baby~.. I wanna give you the world.. I hate seeing you cry.. you- you know why all those girls that made you cry left..?! I did that. I did everything for you..!” her voice starts to shake as she’s practically an inch away from your face still keeping a tight grip on your waist she suddenly lets go and wraps both of her arms around you shoving you on her Lap. “Woah—! What the hell dude..?!” “oh shh.. shh.. I- I- know how much you need this.. yknow I’ve read your diaries over and over again..” she laughs creepily. Your legs are wrapped around her waist in the way you’re sitting you’re confused as to how she hasn’t lost her balance on the rock you’re both sitting on. “What—?! I didn’t even tell you about that.!! What the fuck Jade I trusted you.—“ She covers you mouth. “I’m the only one that truly knows you sweetheart.. I would never tell anyone anything.. I know you haven’t been touched in sooo~ long.. you poor baby.! all touch deprived and needy~..! why didn’t you come to me sooner.!” Your eyes widen further as she lets go of your mouth and starts to caress your cheek and hair. “j-jade..” you say breathy. “Ohh.. there it is.. you’re already blushing~ baby..! If I knew you needed this so bad I wouldn’t have hesitated for so long..” she then begins to lean in as she holds your cheeks. “Wait— Jade! I haven’t ever kis—“

she suddenly kisses you making you feel butterflies in your stomach and you moan softly, while feeling dizzy. She pulls back to see your red cheeks and heavy eyes. “I knew it~.. you can’t resist me.. can you.?” She whispers in Your ears. you can’t shake the overwhelming feelings you have at the moment, you know you should run away but you can’t. you stare at her in a state of bliss and panting. “awwh” she breaks into a small chuckle. “you’re so cute..! my poor poor baby~..” she holds the back of your neck firmly and starts kissing it gently licking causing you to gasp and whimper, you try to keep quiet out of embarrassment but the sensations are too much, you grip onto her arm. She chuckles “too much..~?” “Just— I- I- wh..” you stutter. “Shh.. shh.. don’t talk y/n.. it’s okay sweetheart.. I’m here..” “oh- okay..” she puts her hand on your back and leans you down to lay on her shoulder as she caresses the back of your head. “You really have to stop writing so much down in your diary.. you know some sicko like me could read it and use it against you..” you wrap you arms around her hesitantly knowing it’s wrong, but you still love her. She smiles and hugs you back harder. “mm.. just like that..” . She rubs your back and squeezes you tightly.

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(Made some recent adjustment’s)

Thoughts? Should I make this a series.?

#yandere wlw #wlw concepts #y/n #lesbian #lesbian romance #thoughts? #shouldimakethisaseries #wlw #i dont fucking know #touchstarved #touch deprived #whimpering #haha #hehehe #its really not #funny #insert tags here #what to put? #gay girl #gay girls #smut? #mentally ill #nsft wlw #you so cray girl #cray cray #teehee #okay i’m done now #fem reader

[ramons-elevator]

I gotta say, as a Bolas Rojas watcher, I dont care about any teams wins because we know they are all fucked.

I just want Roier to fight Bad so fucking bad

Do you know how many times he goes to Bolas Rojas/Cellbit and is just punching the earth saying he wants to kill Bad? Or how many times Cellbit dms Roier telling him that Bad is at XYZ or that hes going to blue base. At this point, with Foolish, Jaiden and Cellbit being on Bolas Rojas team, Roier is just like their lil guy they call when they want him to get enrichment.

Like I just want him to get his fight. I dont care what team wins or if Roier wins or not. Roier keeps getting fucking blue balled by Bad.

Admins please put these two in a pit and force them to fight or else Roier might book a flight ticket to kick Bad’s ass

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp roier #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp bbh #Obviously no hate to bad! I love the muffinhead being a looney toons character and avoiding him constantly #Its just funny see Roier as a sad dog whimpering at Bolas door being like ‘i just wanna kill’

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

izzy in the new clip

#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #israel hands #txt #sc #mine #og #j #link #I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS IT’S SO FUNNY #WHY DOES HE WHIMPER AND SNIFFLE LIKE THAT DKDHSHJFKSHFHHF #our flag means death

[theragethatisdesire]

#i feel like eren jean and connie are all contenders in their own way #even armin #i can see armin doing those whimper/hand tik toks #eren doing the gym rat ones #connie the funny guy everyone's simping over #jean's would be so douchey #reiner's would be like sexy farm boy tik toks #i need ur opinion everyone

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[ladymariayuri]

Omg I just watched the .5 cutscenes after like watching them for 10 seconds at best yesterday on patch day and getting antsy and skipping them . Why did Khadgar and Kalecgos have an entire cutscene dedicated to them where it's framed exactly like a high school couple breaking up because they have to part ways for college? Old man yaoi unstoppable

#i think the one with shandris sitting there clasping her hands together watching malfurion and tyrande #like 3 seconds away from whimpering PLEASE LET ME INTO YOUR GROUP HUG PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #that one was funny. it was also kinda cute it tugged at my heart a little okay whatever

[l00ney-m00ny]

I just did yandere voice acting twice. Never have I ever done that much whimpering for free.

#pyro speaks #shitpost #id link it buuuttt #ill sned it to my bestie though #see if she cringes #did one wjere i whimper #and one where im the yandere #for the whimpering i actually shoved a gag in my mouth so yaya for realism #also its midnight #im not alone in this house #i deares that i would emerge for my blankets and my parents would be standing there #horrified #memes #aesthetic #funny #meme #wholesome #quotes #voice acting #smule voice acting #yandere

[watchingwisteria]

no caption necessary. or possible

#young just us #tim drake #conner kent #bart allen #dc comics #i did not know a dc comic could make me laugh out loud like this #it’s just so. STUPID (affectionate) #THE CAR IS WHIMPERING. THE CAR IS WHIMPERING #LIKE HELP #like duh i’ve laughed before but this is so FUNNY #last one for the night 🙏 #i have an essay to write #ur girl reads comics

[wigglebox]

Cas + D3 + Sounds of Crying color palette [x]

Doing this; send me a request!

#spnfanart #castiel #castiel fanart #spncreatorsdaily #art practice lol #wiggleart #all I could think of is the palettes name being sounds of #crying and it’s like that’s not crying that’s whimpering and Cas’ face says it all lol #cas why is Dean walking funny this morning?

[cherriiramen]

Guys help me, I think they mistook my John AI for an anime school girl. 🧍‍♀️

He whimpers your honour. Bonus:

#funnies #john marston #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #why does he act like such a wet kitten it’s killing me #I thought AI cant whimper #Excuse me #Morston #Saul Goodman

[fragmentedblade]

"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"

Hardly could get more Western film than this

#That one scene in A Fistful of Dollars #The casket maker doesn't appear that way in Yojimbo if I recall #I love those films so much #Boothill has such a... soft youthful voice? I didn't recognise him at first. His voice is beautiful though #I talk too much #Boothill #The way he awkwardly laughs a little and asks almost shy 'Did I make a mistake?' lmao #I was wondering how he got her number and she gave it to him but gave him Black Swan's? #Or was Black Swan talking about Constance when she mentioned that 'she' who gave Boothill her whereabouts? Or someone else altogether? #He was kind of cute with that 'Did I make a mistake?' haha #'get that forehead clean and wait for me' this man is hilarious and has watched far too many movies xD #'are you asking me to write your will? Sure‚ go ahead' omg stop hahahahaha #'Not quite' responds Black Swan. Truly an elegant lady. I would have mocked him to no end #Hilarious too the idea or possibility of her apparently clocking him by the way he talks #'She's clearly not a Pathstrider of The Hunt. But you are‚ aren't you?' #Of course it could be context but it'd be funny if simplistic perhaps to think it's his manner of speaking lol #'go buy a bottle of Asdana's White Oak and warm it up‚ and I'll raise a glass to you' this man is hilarious and would be unbearable irl xD #I love the idea of an Emanator of Nihility existing despite the impossible. It seems very fitting #Also‚ unrelated‚ but I love Aventurine's little whimpers before his 'Didn't think you'd have the nerve to show yourself' #When Ratio claims he 'is the manager of this task' does he mean as undertaker or something real in the mission? #When he says Aventurine won't be seeing the Strategic Investment Department because he's the manager #did Ratio mean he will be the one dealing with the funeral or that there won't be a funeral at all because he's in charge? #I found this confusing