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jonahmagnus · 15 days

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How I think the TOH characters would react to you asking their pronouns:

1) Luz Noceda

Start of season one: "Uh, she/her! I think."

By the end of season one: "She/her! For noww~..." *double pistols and a wink*

Season two: "She/they baby! What about you?"

Season three: "She/they, but I dont really care."

Post show: "Ehhh, call me whatever. Follow your heart! See where the wind takes you. Look into the sunset. Listen to the whistle of the sea breeze. The answer lies within your heart, you just have to listen" *leaves before you can figure out what the fuck that means*

2) Gus Porter

"He/they, thanks for asking!" Hes a gay ally at the start of season one, but only because he learned about how humans are opporessed for "being happy" in their realm and that broke his heart so much he swore to stand by any "gay" human he ever found. So he self-identifies as an ally dispite being literally bisexual. Luz considers explaining what gay means in human modern context, but decides this is funnier, and then forgets about it.

3) Willow Park

Start of season one: "O-oh! She/they, thanks for asking! What about you?" A little unsure of herself gender wise but is coming into it

By season two: "They/She! What about you?" *Winks* By this point shes grown into herself and identifies as nonbinary. However, hes still not ready to peer into the depths of his soul and acknowledge the true hidden truth at the bottom there. No little plant boy dont internalize that!!!!

Post-show: "She/he/they, thanks for asking!" This is still fully a lie but he plays cat and mouse with his own gender for a couple years after the show. Literally refuses to think about it. He has other shit going on (he doesnt).

Finally, post-post-show: "He/him! Yours?" He is a nonbinary butch womanthing. Thank god he finally figured that out. Amity and Gus quietly exchange their bet money. Amity won.

4) Amitt Blight

Season one: "She/her. What do you want." I loved her bitch era it was so fun.

Season two: "She/they! Uh, thanks... for asking? Am I supposed to ask for yours now?" Still figuring out the proper etiquette. God bless her soul.

Season 3: "Oh, she/they. You?" This social script is so ingrained in her autistic speech patterns and mind that she acidentally said it to a cafe worker once and she almost turned herself into goo. Rip autopilot girlie......

Post-show: "She/they! :) What about yours?" She is secure in her answer now 👍 a certified category five nonbinary woman moment.

5) Hunter Noceda

Season one: "My..... whats?" You try to explain what they are to him and he says "My uncle says gender is a sin and I should never fall into it lest my soul be lost. And I dont know what that means but I dont want him to be mad at me so. Bye" and then he would flee the scene at 300mph and have a panic attack about in the closet.

Season two: "Oh... uh.... he... him?? I think??" *remembers youre supposed to ask something back* "Why do you need to know that" he sounds increasingly desperate as he realizes the social script for this conversation is slipping from his grasp, much like his current sanity.

Season 3: "Oh, oh, uhm, he/him, I guess" He sounds VERY unsure about that. You eye the book in his shoulder bag, and he shuffles awkwardly.

Post-show: "They/he!" They say, still a little haltingly. You nod like you believe it.

Post-post-show: "They...he... it? I mean I like they and it the most but Uhm he is still fine its fine like Im still a human. Im still a human... man" okay Hunter, for sure.

Post-post-post-post-show: "she...they?????" Sure Hunter

Post-post-post-post-post-show: "she/IT???" she shoulds desperate. Okay hunter.

Post-post-post-post-post-postshow: "It/its, but she/her is fine as well. Uh, thanks for asking. Uh. You?" There we go. Glad you finally came to this realization. The Murderbot Diaries would have irreversible affects on its gender.

#the owl house #toh #hunter noceda #amity blight #willow park #gus porter #luz noceda #LOL. lmao even #In honor of the TOH pilot leaking <3 #long post #tag #gender headcanons

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alohaasaloevera · 5 months

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I AM SO SORRY (I’m really not) About my 4 day word vomit streak!! HAVE SOME MORE WHILE I IGNORE MY FIC I NEED TO WORK ON!!!

Lance would definitely ramble about the new fnaf movie or whatever and Keith would think "I want to be DOMINATED by him" or something like that and have to physically restrain himself from pouncing on Lance. It's canon, broskis.

Lance: so about pineapple on pizza. Really? I mean, they're both AMAZING apart, but together? No. The flavors do not mix well and—

Keith, internally: please let me choke on-

Lance: Keith? You good?

Keith: oh shit yeah I'm good

Lance: Alright. So I said to the lady, "Have you even thought through this? Do you even know what exactly you're doing?" And then she said, like the idiot she is, "Yeah. I am confident-

Keith: do NOT fucking jump into his lap and start to kiss him until he can't physically breathe. You're better than this, Kogane. Patience yields focus.

Lance: and I start to get annoyed, because who does this lady think she is? I'm trying my absolute best to de-escalate this situation—

Keith: fuck it. *gets up from his chair and sits on Lance's lap, tugging him closer by the lapels on his jacket*

Lance: um... Buddy? What's happening—

Keith: you're such a fucking dork and it annoys me so goddamn much

Lance: hey! I get that sometimes I talk a lot, but—

Keith: *KISSES HIM STRAIGHT ON THE FUCKING MOUTH*

Lance, internally: OH FUCK. OH..FUCK? FUCK YEAH!!!! BOYS I WON!!! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT IM GOING TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW YEAH FUCK YES—

Lance, panting heavily: *breaks away* that... was unexpected.

Keith: I am so sorry I will never do that again-

Lance: woah woah woah, slow down there—I never said I didn't like it? Though I am very flattered that THE Keith Kogane has decided to—

Keith: Shut up and kiss me.

Hunk: hey guys, have you seen Pidge? I need to work with her on the goo machines—OH! NEVER MIND! I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH FINDING HER MYSELF OK BYE!!

#voltron #vld #vld lance #vld keith #lance mcclain #keith kogane #klance #laith #scenarios #WORD VOMIT ALERT!!#wee woo #womp womp #Keith thinks Lance’s rambling is hot man #Lance is so adorkable ❤️❤️

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angelmalocaris · 12 days

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Emeryfession

Hello NEN Tumblr! Tumblr NEN fans! NENblr! Whatever you are!

There are like 5 of you at most, even when rounded up, but I have a confession to post.

This shrine, you see this “shrine” right here? From the NEN website? (CONT. under cut)

That is MY shrine. I made that. Those objects are in my possession.

This image is sort of old. I haven’t cleaned my bedroom in awhile so I will hold off on taking new ones for the time being, but here are my Emery related trinkets I have and projects I have worked on. This is not a complete list by any means, mostly just my biggest or most well known ones.

Lets get the big stuffy fluff-filled elephant out of the room, the pillow. Yes that is an Emery body pillow! (Or dakimakura I suppose.)

YES it is hand made! YES I do sleep with it every night! and YES my mom did help me make it! While it has become SIGNIFICANTLY more faded over time, it is well loved. That is my wifey! Of course I take care of her!

It's almost completely homemade, my mom prints t-shirt so we just printed on some fabric. There is a heart-shaped button and a few feathers in the stuffing, think like a BaB plushie.

Enough of that, time for a walk. Here’s the Emery engraved collar!

Real metal! After saving a bit of money and walking and hour or so, I purchased this at a store to be made by an engraving machine. Why? Because I can! And have you seen Emery? That’s definitely a critter.

I'm hungry... so hungry I could eat... an Emery!!!

Here are three separate Emery cakes I made! Left to right in order. They're all box mix but I baked them and frosted them on my own.

My grandma made this one. Goo Goo Gah Gah...

By now, all the cakes are long gone.

First Cake Death

Second Cake Death (My favorite!)*

Third Cake Death

*(also a remake of the first.)

Quick time event!!! Here's some Emeries I made in video games.

Note, while I did not make the Emery Mii (Hal did) I am including it here because I think it's notable that I got to marry Emery in the game.

I have lost my membership in this time so the full outfit is not possible for me anymore, but feel free to recreate it. Its simple and the items shouldn't be too hard to acquire.

It's just 1, the Square Glasses (members only) from Jam Mart Clothing in green for 350 gems 2, the tie from Jam Mart Clothing in red for 100 gems, and the Rare Crimson Topcoat (members only). While the topcoat is marked "Rare" its quite common for a rare item and IIRC I may(?) even have more than one.

I want to update the Petz 4 Emery. I could probably make it better now and I want him to be a dog when I decide to remake it.

I have lost my old save for tomodachi life but someday I will get married to him again... just you wait!!!

You know what games are made of? Code. So are webbed sites... Usually not the same code, but you get the idea.

This is my Emery web shrine! I will not link to it because its very old and not very good by my current standards. You can see its age by Emery being called "Telly" and some of the older artwork ( being by Hal of course.) Someday it will be made better and strong...

and yes. I did help with some (a lot) of the code on the NEN site. I'm blaming any of the messy stuff in there on Hal though because she's the one doing most updates. Sorry Hal! Maybe learn more than some HTML and I won't throw you under the bus. I need to log on and fix up some of that in a bit. I am sure it looks like a tornado hit it from the inside.

I have been at this for months, even years now. Longer than the NEN official site even existed. A lot of this is hand made and if not that, completely out of my own pockets. I plan to continue being crazy even if my pockets are reduced to nothing but lint and moths (they have, more than once.) I love Emery Phone.

Peace and Love (except for the french, that being Emery. I will get you Emery.)

Tschüss! Buh-Bye! Until next time! Au revoir! (Eww... French...)

#speak boy speak #emery phone #long post #this is a very long post I'm warning you #WIFEY #nen webcomic #new england nightmare #emeryfun #can you tell I am autistic #shrine #Emery shrine

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fictional-crushes-unite · 2 years

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Can I have an annabeth x reader fluff?

Absolutely!

Annabeth Chase x Reader {no gender outright confirmed}, no trigger warnings, just fluff and cuteness

"Y/n, please, I'm trying to work!" Annabeth grouched as you repeatedly poked her shoulder.

"What? Don't you love me more than," you strained to read the words on her laptop. "Pythagoras?"

Your girlfriend looked up at you, a stricken look on her face. "Don't. Don't make me choose between you."

You sighed dramatically and fell backwards, bouncing against the edge of the bed. "Annie..." you groaned, kicking your feet. "I'm bored..."

Not looking up, she tossed a book at you. "Then here. Read something." You glared at the heavy novel in front of you. "I don't want to read about whatever this is~"

"It's the collected works of Epicurus," Annabeth interjected.

You frowned at the back of her head. "Fine, the collected works of Epipen. But I want to go do something!"

"Go train or help Leo blow up the climbing wall again. Just let me work!"

"But I want to be with you..." you sighed, sitting up and wrapping your arms around her shoulders. She rolled her eyes and squeezed your hand.

"Let me just finish this. Seriously, let me just write this report and we can spend the rest of the day together, okay?"

"Alright, deal." You clamoured off the bed and pressed a kiss to her cheek. "See you in a bit."

"Love you," she mumbled as the door closed behind you.

You wandered outside, squinting when the sun hit directly in your eyes. "GUYS! WATCH WHERE YOU SHINE THAT THING!"

"Sorry, Y/n!" the Apollo kids chorused, before readjusting the chariot's flight path.

"Why he let you borrow that, I'll never know." You muttered, continuing your walk through the camp.

"Out of the way!"

Clarisse barrelled her way down the path, a stack of helmets piled in her arms. You swerved to avoid her, catching one as fell from her grip.

She nodded in thanks, then inclined her head towards the forges. "Bring that over for me, would ya? If you're not too busy making goo goo eyes at Featherhead, that is."

You rolled your eyes at her comment, but made your way to the smoky building regardless. Leo was sitting on a bench, fiddling with a piece of scrap metal. He looked up when he heard you approach and waved.

"Hi, N/n. What'cha got there?" he asked, pointing to the helmet. You looked down at it and shrugged. "No idea. Bringing it for a friend."

"A helmet, doofus. It needs to be fixed." Clarisse said grumpily, coming up behind you and dropping the rest of them on the table. "And we are not friends."

"Sure, bestie, whatever you say," you teased, placing the helmet back on the top of the stack. "Where is everyone? I haven't seen too many people around."

"Apparently someone set off a minor sleeping curse. Will figures it should wear off by tomorrow, but until then most of them are out of commission."

"Who's out of commission?" Annabeth echoed, stepping into the forges. "It's nothing, birdy, don't worry about it." Clarisse called, causing her to scowl. "Whenever anyone says that, it just makes me worry more."

"Relax, Annie. It just means we have the camp to ourselves for a little while," you cooed, resting your forehead against hers. She visibly calmed down and leaned into your touch.

"If you two decide to have sex all over the place, I won't hesitate to stab you both." Clarisse's annoyed shout brought a blush to your faces, and Annabeth violently cleared her throat.

"Mind your own business, would you?" she yelled back, before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards the door. "Bye, Leo!" you called as your girlfriend dragged you away.

"Could you maybe slow down?"

Annabeth dropped her pace to a jog, and you smiled in thanks. "Where exactly are we running to? Not to complain, I love this, but~"

"I don't know, anywhere you want," she said quickly. You noticed the tremor in her voice and stopped, pulling her back with you. "Annie, what's wrong?" you asked quietly.

Annabeth lowered her head. "Nothing. I just felt bad, I guess, that I wasn't spending enough time with you?" She sniffled slightly and rubbed at her eyes.

"I just don't want you to feel unloved, okay?"

You smiled softly and gently kissed her temple. "I don't, I promise."

She turned her big gray eyes to yours. "You're sure?"

"Trust me, if I felt unloved, you'd be hearing about it, LOUDLY."

Giggling, she hugged you tightly. "Good. Because I love you so much."

"More than Pythagoras?"

"More than Pythagoras."

#annabeth chase #annabeth chase x reader #fluff #percy jackson x reader #camp halfblood #pjo #pjo x reader #leo valdez #clarisse la rue #will solace

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obsessive-ego · 2 years

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Body lotion

Nsft

Musical Beetlejuice x reader

Reader has a vagina, non specific gender stuff other then that

Beej uses your body lotion to masterbate

Ever since you met the ghost with the most he has been very pushy about wanting to be apart of your life, even from the day the two of you met, it all happened so fast, Lydia, the step daughter of a family friend, locked you in the basement where beej was waiting to 'greet' you, he screamed in you face and you slugged the guy and he's been glued to you side ever since, eagerly barging into your home and dubbing himself your roommate, a roommate who doesn't pay rent, though beetlejuice prefers to call himself a trophy husband, whatever, it didn't matter, despite his awful faults the demon was great company, he made you laugh, he shared an intrest in movies, and, though you'd never admit it, he was quite handsome, in his own awful way.

Beetlejuice had spent the night prior, crashing on your couch, watching your movies, he appeared in your little home saying how Chucky and D-train wanted a date night and how he's a bad influence, so the maitlands were babysitting Lydia, and now he's your problem wink wink, though you didn't mind, it was nice to have someone around.

...

"i’m heading to work, you want me to text lyida to summon you back? or?" you trailed off slipping on your sneakers

"Nah, i think i'm cool here, you got way better movies and video games, plus lyd's is at school dummy" he chuckles “no matter how hard i push she wont take me with her”

"I wonder why" you roll your eyes, as much as a trouble maker Lydia was, I guess even she had limits. "Well okay, i guess i'll see you later then, bye"

"See ya toots" Beetlejuice gives a half hearted wave as he lays on your couch, not really looking up from his position, you don't think much of his lazy behavior and scoop up your bag and head out.

The clunk and click on the other side of the door was all the signal the demon needed that you locked up and were off "finally, it's been a while since i was alone here" he stretched "lets have some REAL fun" the ghoul cracks his knuckles and floats to your bedroom

The room you were very vocal about not wanting him in there without you, oh how It broke the poor demon's heart you didn't trust him enough to be alone with your bedroom secrets, but you were a way, and he was here, and well, what you don't know wont hurt ya. Your room was a fine mix between messy and tidy, bed unmade and a few clothes on the floor. Beetlejuice wasn't sure what he was looking for, just snooping, you didn't seem like the type to have a diary, but a vibrator, maybe. and that thought was enough to inspire a search party, the idea of finding something so naughty and personal made the demon drool, patches of magenta begin shining through his hair

Beetlejuice started with your desk drawers, then checking under the bed, in the bed sheets, maybe you used it last night and couldn't be asked to put it away, but nothing was found. "come on babes, i know ya got something good in here" he groaned, you were an adult, you HAD to have something naughty to relieve stress with.

he tried his luck at the dresser, nothing much of interest aside from some cute pairs of panties he pocketed for later use, they all looked the same, you wouldn't notice, he was starting to get upset, red streaks started to replace the magenta in his hair,

Frustrated with the results of this search, beetlejuice slammed the dresser drawer shut, a bottle of body lotion topples off and hits the floor with a thud, squirting out some white goo in the process, the demon can't help but chuckle at the obvious joke.

picking up said bottle he is immediately greeted by the strong smell of oatmeal and shea butter, the scent was so familiar and pleasant to the ghoul, it was exactly the way you smelled, he would be lying if he said he never took the opportunity to smell you when you weren't paying attention, because unbeknownst to you the demon had a crush on you, hell the day you clocked him in the jaw for scaring you was the day he knew that breather was for him, and that cute rump didn't hurt either.

his mind wandered, imagining you applying the lotion to every nook and cranny of your soft skin, fresh out of the shower, your skin soft and warm to the touch, he groaned, feeling the tightness in his pants, you wouldn't be home for hours, there was in no harm in having some fun right? and with that thought he was on your bed, bottle in hand, his pants kicked off and rocking a semi.

"doll you have no idea what you do to me" he groans squritng a nice amount of lotion into his palm, inhaling the sent he groans "you've made me wait too long for this babes~" he shudders when the cold goop meets his cock, beetlejuice couldn't help but imagine it was your soft hands running up and down his shaft instead of his own, you'd be so good for him, jerking him off, stopping mid way and hopping on his cock, God slash Satan did he want you to ride his brains out.

"you like that babes? you're soaked for me huh? always knew you were the dirty type" he babbled his hair now a brilliant magenta buzzing with excitement, he wanted that cute little body so bad, you smelled so good, you always laughed at his jokes, treated him like a person, whats a demon supposed to do? the amount of times he had to duck out and deal with the tents you made him pitch, you were so damn stupid. every sexual pass he made was taken as a joke, fuck "come on doll, give it to daddy" he groaned, his hands picking up the pace around his throbbing cock, he could see you now, on the verge of coming undone shouting out how much you loved him and how good he makes you feel, as you bounce up and down on him while he slammed his hips up to greet you.

beetlejuice was close and he knew it, bucking harder into his hand, the image of you begging him to cum inside your 'cute little pussy' was more then enough to get him to finish, the ghoul blows his load shouting your name squirting his cum all over his thighs and hand, a pleasant sigh escapes his lips, it's been awhile since it felt that good, without a second thought he wipes his cum and lotion covered hand on your bed sheets, you wouldn't notice, something fun for him to think about later, he couldn't help but drool at the idea of his little breather sleeping in his mess, but he'll hold up on round two, at least till you're asleep, you can't blame the man from wanting a front row seat to that show.

he stretches up, retrieves his pants, and with a snap of his fingers you room was back the way you left it, aside from the little mess beej left in your sheets, before leaving the scene if the crime, the demon gives his hand a smell, then releasing a ghastly moan, the delightful aroma of you and him made his toes curl

Beetlejuice pulls a tape recording from his coat "note to self, don't yank it without y/ns lotion" he chuckles before vanishing from your apartment.

Bonus

"Well I'm heading to bed, night BJ" you yawn getting up from your spot on the couch and heading to your room

The ghouls hair buzzes magenta with excitement, round two was on its way

Beetlejuice quickly gets up and follows after you, the ghoul presses his ear against the wall of your bedroom, excited to hear you shuffle into bed

"What is this?!" You shriek

Beetlejuice sinks, magenta fading to purple, he's done for

"Fuck!" You shout again

Beetlejuice faces his head through the wall "what's with the potty mouth babes?" He asks through gritted teeth

"My lotion bottle exploded in my bed" you whine, balling up the blanks, presumably to wash them

Beetlejuice can't believe his luck, his jaw practically drops to the floor, he left the bottle on the bed, thank God slash Satan for this luck break

The ghoul watches you switch the sheets in your bed, although a tad disappointed you won't be sleeping in his mess, but you did touch it, and that's a win he'll take♡

#beetlejuice x reader #rambling #muscial beetlejuice x reader #nsft #lemon

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dichromaticdyke · 1 month

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🗣 - sorry for the m.i.a. I have been trying to force myself to watch Bookklok and it's just not working (executive dysfunction be damned because the funniest joke is in that episode!) Anyway 💕 I had a small HM!Toki thought while dying at work today (Happy Good Friday!)

So, the beloved Dethphones. Toki's lockscreen is definitely some kind of risqué photo of Skwisgaar. I dont think it would be a full nude, but its VERY close. Very Playboy Bunny-esque. (Imagine Dethklok hangs out with other bands for a sec) Everyone knows about her lockscreen, I mean, its RIGHT there. And Toki adores it. But what they don't see is her homescreen, which is a photo of Skwisgaar during one of their indoor dates, where shes in a sleepshirt she should of thrown away ages ago, her hair is up, shes clearly got her skin care on, in bed, but shes full on laughing out loud at something. A real candid shot. It's Toki's favorite photo of her. She makes kissy sounds to it when Skwisgaar isn't around.

Now Skwisgaar is flipped. She's got the goofest fucking photo of Toki on the front. Either she's drunk, upside down in a bush or it's just a really unflattering photo of her. Something stupid and others always look at it and laugh and think "Oh its an inside joke" or whatever. And Skwis is like "Yeah thats my dumb jerk off girlfriend. 🙄" but her home screen, which no one has ever seen, is a professional shot of Toki on stage during a show, COMPLETELY in the zone on her guitar. Just, fully empowering the instrument. Skwisgaar actually paid the photographer to let her have the photo and then deleted from their drive because no one is allowed to look at her girl when shes looking THAT good. She makes goo-goo eyes to it all the time by herself. (Toki has never seen this photo either.)

This is just a little something I cooked up while trying to keep my cool at work. Okie byes! 💕

okay first of all. i swear to god you’re in my brain because. well. look kandi and i are working on smth playboy related with the goils that’s all i’ll say for now. 🐰

second of all. GAH these are so so so good. it’s so like toki to try to embarrass skwisgaar publicly but having the intimate stuff be her faves, and SOOOO like skwisgaar to tease toki publicly but keep just how much she adores toki AND HER MUSIC to herself. they’re so so cute oh my god.

i want toki to find out about skwisgaar’s home screen. you know she’d break and tear up a bit at the idea that her cold tsundere gf deeply adores her music more than she thought 🥺

#ask.mj #beloved anon #WELCOME BACK YAPPER!!!! bookklok is great it makes me crazy #🗣️ anon #♀⚙️#skwistok

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totaldramacruisecontrol · 2 months

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Last Time On Total Drama Cruise Control: A Tro-pig-al Vacation!

CHALLENGE 12: Big Major Cay

It looks like all the interns were able to scrape off all the goo from…..the incident. The incident that cannot be named. Chris was in a fresh Hawaiian shirt, his hair done, he looked like a new man. You see the interns move what looks like...a certain contestant's stuff near the edge of the bow. Chris gets a phone call, he answers as he paces back and forth.

“Uh huh. I know. I didn't plan for it. I swear. The people back home are mad why? It's Ripper! What? Someone wants to file a missing person report?! No. No, you listen here. I'm not risking the ratings for a rescue mission! Yeah, yeah because I can afford a UFO! Yes. Yes. No. No, I'm not. Look, can we just cut him out?” Chris looks stressed, running his hands through his hair.

“Look. Tell the old lady we'll do our very, very best to find her baby boy. Pay her whatever she wants to shut her trap until we can figure out something. It's elimination day, I'll deal with this later. Ok. OK OK OK. BYE.”

Chris hangs up, he glares at the interns.

“Is that all of it? Throw it overboard. We need to erase every single bit of Ripper off this ship. Now. I don't want to see him, smell him-” “Hello contestants! Nice day we're having, huh?” Chris made sure to have Chef stand behind him. For no reason. Chris steps in front of the piles of stuff, smiling widely. “Don't worry about that, we're just...holding onto it until Ripper comes back!”

Chris's phone goes off, he picks it up to read it, sighing loudly shoving it into his pocket. “FINE. Chef. Get the memorial photo.”

Chef brings in and sets down a memorial photo of Ripper on an easel, turning to the contestants.

“This episode was made in memory of...Ripper. He was...a person. Who will be missed. Any words?”

“Ok cool. Yeah, ship it.” Chef nods and grunts, taking the display right back into his arms to carry away.

“Hey, don't make that face at me, I could've sworn everyone went out for drinks after. Ok, onto more important things. Today's challenge! Today, we'll be landing in Big Major Cay, Exuma. Aka, THE BAHAMAS!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The boat bellows proudly, docking onto the sandy white beach. Beach goers look in awe of the massive boat, the crystal blue water lapping against the shore, it looks as if you walked right into a postcard. It was so unreal how beautiful everything looked. “Today we’ll be hitting up the famous Pig Beach, where I have hidden one golden Chris idol in the beautiful reefs offshore. You will need to snorkel down to find it and return it to me. Just one thing…this challenge has two parts. First, you need to get your snorkel gear, which is currently fitted onto the various pigs scattered on the beach. Go catch yourself a pig and gear up! The order in which you catch your pig will determine the order you dive in. Whoever returns the idol first wins it for the team.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tapirs 1st. Raj 2nd. Courtney 3rd. Lightning 4th. Wayne 5th. Brick Beavers 1st. Harold 2nd. Alejandro 3rd. MK 4th. Amy 5th. Jo 6th. Sammy ------------------------------------------------------------------------

FIRST TWO TO DIVE, RAJ VS HAROLD!

Harold is swimming and swimming and swimming. He finds a fish and tries to befriend it. The fish is swimming away. He's following it. This fish freaking hates him, what the hell. What was he doing again?

Raj dives into the reef. He swims around for a moment, looking around… He thinks he sees a bit of gold nestled in a rock, but he starts to run out of air before he can do anything about it. He swims back up to the surface, coughing as he exits the water. “…Rock-” he tries to say quietly, cutting himself off with a wheeze as he tries to catch his breath. “It’s- it’s in a rock.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------

COURTNEY AND ALEJANDRO ARE NEXT, GET TO DIVING!

Courtney listens to Raj, swimming to the rock...she sees it too! A Glimmering gold...something? She runs out of air before she can get it. Courtney returns to shore. She’s sputtering and gasping for air. “I saw it! It’s down there!”

Alejandro jumps in the water, and he starts to look around. That makeup he wears immediately washes off. Shit. He can't see. He's so freaking scared. My god. He's actually starting to freak out now. He doesn't find anything. He resurfaces, scars of display and everything. "Sorry. I didn't find anything." ------------------------------------------------------------------------

NEXT ROUND IS LIGHTNING VS MK!

MK dives in and swims around. It’s kind of hard to see things she realizes. She tries to grab at something and… nope just some sand. Lightning emerges from the water. "Wayne! It's over there!" He points as he swims back to shore. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

NEXT ROUND IS WAYNE VS AMY! GET TO IT!

"Crud! No dice! Brick, it's over here! This is our last shot!" Wayne splashes out of the water and swims to shore…Crap! Amy swims, searching for the item. She catches a glimmer of gold nestled under a rock. She swims up for air. "I saw it! I saw... it's by a rock?"

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NEXT ROUND! RAJ VS SAMMY!

Raj tries to swim towards where he’d seen it before, but his leg gets caught on some seaweed. He struggles for a moment, trying to get unstuck. He’s not very successful. By the time he gets unstuck, he runs out of air. He swims back to the surface, coughing. He’s empty-handed. Sammy frantically looks back and forth, until— Aha! Right there! It’s under the rock! She wriggles it back and forth, pulling with all her might, but feels her suit constrict with a lack of oxygen. She makes one final tug— but it slips from her grasp. She swims to the surface and gasps for air, defeated. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

NEXT ROUND! COURTNEY VS HAROLD! LET'S GO!

The freaking fish is back! Harold swims after it again. Courtney’s hand breaches the water before anything else. She’s holding the idol! She crawls onto the sand, small statuette held in her hand tightly. She’s holding on for dear life.

“I did it!”

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AND THAT'S A TAPIR WIN! GAME OVER!

"Anyways, that's it everyone! Tapirs, feel free to go explore the island- and Beavers I'll meet you on the....huh?"

A shooting star streaks across the sky. It's very bright, so it's visible... in the middle of the day?

In zooms a space ship. It takes itself down closer and closer to the contestants, producing wind like a helicopter.

It spits out a mass of green goo, which splatters onto the sand. It burbles…

It kinda sounds like…a fart, maybe?

... With a gasp, Ripper bursts from the sludge and tries his very best to gulp down air, eyes wide and full of panic.

"Nice try! We will NOT be taking part in biological warfare," One of the aliens say, their queen. "Ugh, and we thought COWS were bad. Do all Earth specimens produce that much methane? No wonder your planet is overheating and dying. You're a fool for allowing your stupid contestants to get a hold of corn. That's exactly how I knew where to drop it off! Oh, and Mclean? Watch your back." The spaceship zips off, and Ripper is left there in the goop. Ripper sputters through bits of alien goo, shivering and shaking from the shock. Despite this, he gives the best finger guns he can muster. "D-Did you MISS me?!"

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ELIMINATION:

It was Sammy who was served the Mocktail of Misery and walked the Plank of Shame.

Sammy stands up. She looks at her team and gives them a curt nod. “Well. Guess you can’t please everyone. Some people just love their villains.” She stares at Alejandro and Amy. “I can’t wait for everyone to find out what you guys are really like; what you really want, what you really think of your ‘friends’. You haven’t seen the last of me. You may have won the battle, but you won’t win the war.” She heads for the edge of the ship. “You’re making your families very proud. You’re just like them.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The sea tails (Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Alejandro, and Amy) share a moment in the hot tub! Ripper and Alejandro discuss life and death at a bar together. Ripper and Amy play with pigs on the beach. They discuss what happened at the bar with Alejandro. Raj makes a paper football out of an apology letter he received from Courtney. He and Ripper play with it together. Wayne and Ripper play dress up in the show theatre. Raj gets stuck on the beach with Brick and a bunch of seagulls. They talked through stuff. "Happernation" (Happy + Hibernation) starts for the Hockey Bros! A prank war ensues. Raj and Alejandro talk in the rec room and Raj braids his hair. Harold encounters a mysterious shop, which happens to be owned by Leonard. He sells him a cure for vampirism that must be blessed by a cleric. Wayne and Harold visit a church together in an attempt to cure the latter of his vampirism. The cleric there is able to bless the vial Harold gives him. Lightning gains a new friend, a piglet named Waddles.

#recap

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sashannarcycanon · 2 years

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Things I'm personally excited about to see in Marcy's Journal

- Her talking about her feelings. (i know almost everyone is expecting how Marcy feels about Anne and Sasha like yearning over them i would love that but i wanna know how she feels about herself too since i low-key feel like we never got to see much of her point of view)

-Her parents (MANN you don't know how disappointed i am that we never got to see them like UGHH i was so excited to see them ever since the letter scene from Froggy Little Christmas i know Matt said Marcy's dad is very career oriented but that's it. I just really wanna know her relationship with them)

-How Anne feels about Marcy's betrayal and just her in general tbh (Matt confirmed in an interview that Anne is gonna write on Marcy's Journal and OMGG marcanne crumbs let's goo I am so NOT ready of Anne being guilty about not listening to Marcy but also write about how hurt she is about her betrayal. I also personally think it would be cool if she wrote a message to Marcy so when she gives it back to her she answers them I just wanna cry)

-Her adventures in Newtopia ( i know we already have the theme song takeover but i want her to talk about it okay!! Like yeah girl tell us how you fought a creepy cult and how you kept folks out of danger and how you slayed a killer cobra with a catapult pls!!)

- amphibia vegetation!! Or whatever you call it (there's gonna be so much puns i love it)

Anyways ty bye gonna pin this post for the future

#amphibia #marcy wu #marcy's journal #guide to amphibia #amphibia s3 #amphibia s2 #amphibia s1 #amphibia spoilers #marcy my beloved

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blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms · 1 year

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Grenade- Wade Wilson

Pairing: Wade Wilson x Reader

Characters: Wade Wilson

Warnings: N/A

Request: N/A

Word Count: 433

Author: Aaron

Wade lay on the floor, clothes torn to shreds and his face painted with blood and bruises.

“Come on.” He whispered softly with closed eyes. “Stop being a little pussy and stab me, ideally somewhere there aren’t like organs and stuff.” He gave an enthusiastic thumbs up as he tucked the grenade inside his hand and sprawled himself out on the floor. You brought the serrated knife up and plunged it into his side. “Fuck… you know, you would think that it would stop hurting after like the hundredth time but damn, it never does.” The knife slid deeper until just the hilt remained sticking out of him. “Alright, you go hide.” You scuttled away as the hoard of marching footsteps grew louder and more prominent. “I’m not going to look pretty after this, but just kind of scoop me together and I should be alright.” He winked with a nervous, anticipatory smile.

You watched nervously as the small group of soldiers swept the dusty, dimly lit room. Wade lay in the middle, lit by the overhanging, flickering light in a pool of his blood. The soldiers surrounded him, guns pointed firmly at his seemingly dead body. One of them spoke into a crackling radio in a language you did not understand, waited for a distorted reply, and then kicked Wade firmly in the ribs. As his lifeless body rolled under his boot the commanding soldier nodded at two of his comrades. One went to each end of Wade and bent down to pick him up as the rest relaxed their weapons and began scouting the room, scarily close to the shadowed corner you were crouched.

“That wasn’t very nice now, was it?” Wade’s eyes shot open, he pulled the knife from his side and flung it between the ribs of the commander, the other soldiers drew their rifles. “Bye, Bye!” Wade revealed the grenade, pin already pulled and held it proudly in the air. The soldiers tried to dive away but it was too late, with a flash, a bang, and a whirlwind of shrapnel the room became littered with piles of human goo. “Woooooo!” Wade cheered, or at least the half of him that was still connected did. “That was fucking awesome!” You came out from your cover, ears still ringing from the explosion and careful not to get intestines on your new shoes. “Firstly, good job not being exploded, help yourself to whatever is on these guys, you might get a few dollars for those rifles in your local redneck pawnshop… Secondly, would you mind dragging me out of here?”

#Grenade #Wade Wilson #Wade Wilson Imagine #Wade Wilson One Shot #Deadpool #Deadpool Imagine #Deadpool One Shot #XMen #XMen Imagine #XMen One Shot #X-Men #X-Men Imagine #X-Men One Shot #Marvel #Marvel Imagine #Marvel One Shot #Aaron

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echantedtoon · 6 months

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Dragon's Treasure Ch15 Hammerlocke Homelife

Raihan was leaving. For a full year, and he wouldn't be back until the very next year. Sometime around next March. You were in shock when he first broke the news to you, then heartbroken. You guys were just starting out and now he had to go away for another full year!? It wasn't fair! But there wasn't anything either of you could do anything about it. After all this was a big opportunity for him and it was an honor to compete in the very first ever Master's League so...You understood. That doesn't mean you didn't like it though. Raihan was one of the first Galar gym leaders to leave. He had one month to prepare to go on this extended trip so he spent it filling out the required paperwork, packing, and spending as much time with you and the triplets as possible. That's right. You weren't the only one who was upset he'd be gone for such a long time. And then soon it was time for him to leave at the end of the month. He'd be heading to Hulbury to catch a ship which would take him to the Pasio Region. Almost all of Hammerlocke had gathered to see off their gym leader which was filled with a few congratulations and goodbyes and of course he'd take a few pictures of his departure. He made sure to hug the triplets good bye.

"Keep an eye on the gym and don't worry about paying the staff alright? The Chairwoman's already taking care of that for me. You just make sure they do their jobs and keep your grades up. If you need anything just put it on my tabs. And whatever you do, don't let Camilla burn down the kitchen with her cooking."

He then turned to you when all was said and done and you two stared at each other for a silent moment, before he held his arms out offering you a hug and you gladly took it wrapping your arms around his middle and him hugging you back.

"And YOU be careful living out there," he mumbled, "I don't want you getting hurt again and I can't be here to help you. Just the thought of that happening makes me mad I gotta go. If you need anything, have one of my kids call me. I don't care about the stupid Masters League. I'll swim across the ocean and come back if I have too."

You chuckled. "Don't be so dramatic. I'll be fine. You just go and send everyone flying out of the stadium. Besides it's only until next March right? It won't be that long."

Although it would sure feel like it. He then left. Picking up his suitcase and giving the crowd one last good bye before he entered the taxi and took off for Hulbury leaving you to stand there and just watch it before it faded into the tiniest black speck, and then into nothing.

The following months were peaceful but almost bland and boring as you settled into a routine. Get up, go to work, get paid, and then come back home. All day every day. You still on instinct looked over your shoulder expecting the loud man to come walking in pestering you for another date or waking up expecting him to be at your door ready to walk you back to work but he never did and you would feel disappointed. You still did other things. You were shaking the fruit trees to gather more fruit for food. Or going into town on days off to shop for the necessary household items. Or continuing to pay on your little cottage. Or playing with Silver or your other pokemon including your new Golden Goodra you affectionately named Slug. She was the most precious thing you had ever seen! Often giving you or the other pokemon hugs which did make your daily laundry pile bigger with all the goo covered clothes but you didn't mind. Or you'd just go to one of the cafe's or the small movie theater if you didn't have anything else better to do on your days off as days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months. Spring turned into Summer. Summer turned into Autumn. And Autumn turned into Winter. During all of this the triplets would sometimes come to the cafe and you made small talk with them and they would relay messages from Raihan to you from their calls.

"Raihan says hello." "He wants to know if you're doing alright." "Is there anything you want to pass onto him?" "He wants to know if you need him to send you anything." "Raihan just called this morning. Is there anything you'd like from Pasio?" "Raihan says to wish you a Happy Halloween."

And so on and so forth. At least until Christmas time once again rolled around and one morning you were surprised when Sebastian showed up holding a small gift wrapped in shiny golden wrapping paper and white ribbon. He walked right up to the counter and you greeted him with a smile.

"Hey, Sebastian. Long time no see. Stop by to get another hot coco?" You blinked when he instead placed the small box on the counter. "..What's this?"

"It's a gift for you from Raihan," he said muffled by the scarf wrapped around his face, "It was mixed in with ours so I figured I'd stop by and give it to you."

A gift from Raihan huh? Well that was nice of him! You made a mental note to remember to get him something in return once he returned. Well you decided to open it right then and there with Sebastian watching curiously. You untied the ribbon and pulled the lid off to peer inside and blinked for a moment before smiling widely. The lid was dropped and your hands reached in only to pull out the cutest goomy plushie you had ever seen. It was the cutest thing you had ever seen! You'd be sure to thank him when he got back.

"It's so cute! Thank you so much Sebastian. ...You look cold. How about a hot chocolate on me?"

"Really!? I mean-...*ahem* Yes. That'll suffice me."

More time passed. New Year's came and went and you went into January with a much better feeling. Raihan would soon return now, just after March. It made you start putting a smile on your face and a pep in your step again waiting for the day he'd finally return. It seemed all good things were happening to you now. The fruit from your fruit trees was sweeter than usual this year. In February you got your cottage finally paid off so now you fully owned your very first house! Your boss gave you a small raise for all the hard work you put in. And then it was FINALLY March! The day all the Master League finally took place was here and everyone gathered around the cafe including you to watch the hours long battling between trainers and gym leaders and champions from around the world! You saw Piers in one battle and Gloria in another and then there was Raihan who you paid very much attention too. He certainly made it very fair. To the third round in fact before he lost to the Sinnoh Champion Cynthia who proceeded onto the second to last round. It did hurt a little watching him fail so close to the finally but he did make it very, very far into the event and he tried his best which was all that mattered. The entire event ended in a tie between your very own Unbeatable Champion and Cynthia who didn't look the least bit bothered by sharing the winning title with another Champion. And soon after the event was over...Which meant one thing-

RAIHAN WAS COMING HOME SOON!!

The thought made you as giddy as a munchlax at an all you can eat buffet. Helped that Aria stopped by the cafe one day not too long after the event also happy as can be to let you know Raihan had just left Pasio and should be back any day now. So every day you waited. Waiting for that fateful knock on your door. Waiting for him to walk into the cafe where you were working. Waiting for that all too familiar voice. You did get a visitor however it was NOT the one you expected to ever see or wanted and it all happened the very same of Raihan's return. It was just one regular day. You had already arrived at the cafe humming to yourself and was already a few decent hours into your shift and you were just behind the counter again restocking some new baked goods into the glass display cases after a large group of tourist bought out most of the already displayed goods. It was good to know business was still booming around here even after Raihan had gone. You were still kneeling behind the counter restocking the cases so you didn't see the person who angrily pushed the door open with a glare on their face setting off the little bell above their head as they stomped in with an aura of entitled enforcement.

"Y/N!?", a voice akin to that of a raspy old witch called out with the volume and force of a police siren shaking the small cafe.

A few people seated at a table looked over suddenly from the yell and you froze. Body going rigged as the volume washed over you and the unmistakable realization of that voice washed over you in waves. A spike of cold fear rushing into your mind as your eyes went wide and the baking pan in your hands slipped from your grip and crashed to the floor with a thud. A deadly silence swept through the cafe as you stayed frozen in your kneeled pose. No...NO!! There couldn't be any chance it was-...No it COULDN'T BE!! She couldn't have possibly have been transported here with you too-...Right? You gulped dryly..and slowly, S L O W L Y stood up shaking from behind the counter at who was calling your name so angrily. And you froze eyes widened to the size of plates.

"...M-Mom?"

Standing there hands on her hips was a middle aged woman around Mrs. G's age with the same f/c hair and f/c eyes as you staring back at you with that all too familiar glare of disapproval on her face you were so used to seeing. Her foot was tapping away on the floor but something seemed...off. As if this was suddenly all so...too real to be real. You couldn't put your finger on it, but it was the same feeling you got when you suddenly got that ID card but your horrified brain didn't even think to register that right now. Too whiplashed by the fact that your MOTHER in some way, shape, or form was standing here in front of you angry as a wet purrloin. But at the SAME TIME a certain taxi was landing secrectly just outside of Hammerlocke, and a man was rushing out of the taxi suitcase in hand, smile on his face, and super excited to surprise you. Knowing by now that you were most likely waiting for him to come see you. And so he sped walked right into Hammerlocke right for the cafe and at the same time your 'mother' pointed at you.

"IS THIS WHERE YOU RAN OFF TOO!?," she demanded in a voice that sounded like hers but seemed more monotone and flat sounding, losing some of it's bite..She sounded..almost robotic- "I can't believe you would do this to me! After everything I've done for you THIS is how you repay me for all my years of hard work!? Running off to Arceus knows where away from home!? After I worked so hard to make sure you'd be able to get engaged to that gym leader!? Do you know how stupid I looked when you left him standing at the alter and ran off!?"

By now your boss had poked his head out the back room wondering what was going on as you still stared at her in disbelief. "H-How did you-"

"Find you?," your 'Mother' scoffed and rolled her eyes as someone approached the door. "It was almost too easy! My friend's son happens to be a fan of that gym leader whoever he is, that lives here! When he saw that nice picture of you and him he obviously told me!" The door opened and the bell went off but you were so focused on your 'mother' you didn't even notice. "It wasn't rocket silence to figure out where you went! You leave more tracks than a herd of mudbrays! What were you thinking, Y/n!?" The man stopped in the doorway. Registering what was happening in front of him. "How could you do this to your own mother!? I went through so much to give you that better life!!"

You didn't move. Didn't react. Brain on the fritz. What WERE you going to say to this? What were you supposed to do?! There was yet another silence as you stared at her..before a deeper voice cleared his throat behind the woman and both of you looked up. And your eyes widened yet again when none other than RAIHAN was standing right there behind your mother. He gave the shorter, older woman in front of him a deadpanned half lidded look before raising a brow and looking her up and down.

"....Can I help you?," was all he asked in a flat tone to which she scowled again.

"Absolutely NOT!! This is between me and my daughter!"

"Really?," he asked lightly surprised looking the woman up and down before looking back to your frozen form noticing the similarities between the two of you. You..both looked enough alike to be related. "Is that so?...Well I'm afraid is does concern me considering the fact that the person you're yelling at happens to be my girlfriend."

At this your 'mother' scoff yet again and crossed her arms now staring down (or up considering Raihan's height) and glared harder at him. "Boyfriend? HA!! You don't even look like you'd be the kind of man to settle down let alone give her a good life!"

"And..you can?"

"Of course I can! I was ALWAYS there for her!," your mother immediately responded before saying something that WOULD snap you out of your frozen stare. "I was there where she born, when she went to school, and even when she broke her arm after climbing that dumb tree after I told her not too! What have YOU done!? HUH!?"

You had been staring numbly brain still unsure how to take both your 'mom' AND Raihan suddenly showing up. Before it was like a fist finally slapped some realization across your face and you blinked...before shaking your head and scrunching your brows at the woman in front of you.

"W-W-Wait a second." Both lady and gym leader looked up at you. "I-...Never had a broken arm."

Raihan blinked and the woman seemed to freeze up as horror flashed across her eyes for a moment before she scowled again. "Yes you did! Don't argue back with me-"

"No. I didn't." Now you frowned narrowing your eyes at the woman. "I never even climbed any trees when I was little. I never had time to do that." The woman again looked horrified as you continued. "And what do you mean you got me engaged to someone? I was never engaged to anyone before." She stood there stunned. "Who ARE you?"

The woman didn't answer. In fact she didn't even say anything at all-

"AH!! HEY-"

Raihan shouted as the woman, whoever she was, BOLTED!! Shoving Raihan with surprising speed and strength out of the way and slamming the door back open making the bell rang like crazy. You went after her, coming from behind the counter and making Raihan blink as you also went out after her only to stop in front of the cafe and looking the way she ran...But it was as if she poofed into thin air and disappeared...And you leaned against the wall of the cafe just staring...What the HECK was THAT!? You still stared even as Raihan stepped outside after you and gave you a look before also gazing off to where the woman disappear..then gazed back at you. You jumped and snapped up to him when his hand grabbed your shoulder.

"Hey. Are you ok?"

....You groaned facepalming. "Lovely. Just lovely."

"Who was that woman?"

"My mom...But she wasn't- I mean that wasn't my-..UGH! It's hard to explain."

"Oh...Do you wanna talk about it?"

"......Hmph. Where should I start?,'' you asked looking down.

"Anywhere you want is fine," he assured rubbing your shoulder. "It's alright to tell me. Was she always like this?"

"She..Well, no." You furrowed your brows. "She was always difficult to deal with but it wasn't always on such a bad level. She...never did a whole lot but things weren't bad until my parents divorced when I was around eleven or twelve. That's when things were hard." You took a shuddering breath. "It's...h-hard to explain. But it's like as soon as he left a switch flipped. Everything was...wrong. Anything fun was wrong. Anything..I l-liked was wrong." ..You shrugged. "B-But then again thing's weren't easy once Dad left. E-Everything was more expensive now. M-Mom had to work a w-whole lot to support us. All I e-ever knew w-was that I was a-always supposed to 'help' and 'take care of her' and 'never do anything that's bad for me'!" You shook your head. "I-..She-...*sigh* She was a narccisst that n-never let me do anything or live my own life outside what she wanted. I-...I h-haven't even seen her in over three years since I arrived in Galar..Or at least..." You glanced back the way the woman disappeared. "Someone that was pretending to be my mom?..I dunno who or what that was b-but it really shook me up."

There was a long silent pause as the two of you stood there...before he spoke as well looking down.

"I-...Know how you feel. My parents are the same way." You froze blinking for a moment, before looking up at him as he sighed. "Can't say I relate to everything that happened to you b-but I have a pretty good idea. Y'see...Both my parents always had really high expectations for me. They always pushed me to be the best no matter what. School. Training..There was some nights I didn't sleep because I was either studying or training to be the best. I wanted to meet those expectations they put on me. And then there was the gym challenge when I was about eleven or twelve years old." He gave a dry joyless chuckle as he put his head back and you blinked at him. "Of course..I didn't get to beat the old Champion. Someone else filled in that role."

"Leon," you muttered without thinking and he nodded.

"Yep. Gotta say they were not happy about that. So they did what any idealistic parent would do. They got me under the apprenticeship of the old Gym Leader of Hammerlocke. Can't say that I hated it because I didn't. The old gym leader was a really sweet lady and it gave me the freedom I needed away from my parents to breath. And I only grew stronger and stronger every day. Then before I knew it the lady had retired and handed over the title and everything that came with it." He frowned a little bit you didn't miss and shrugged. "I still continued to grow though. I competed a whole lot and still trained hard. Next thing I knew I became the strongest gym leader, and everyone likes me enough to make me famous...But there was one thing I could never get. The one thing my parents wanted me to get the most. ...The Champion title." His hands tightened. "No matter how many battles I have with him-...No matter what I try, I always lost to Leon and now always will."

Your eyes widened in realization. "....That's why you used to document your failures."

He only nodded. "Yep. Until I stopped that is. Because I realized that...Being Champion would be cool and all, but I'm happy with where I am now. My parents however don't believe that. People say if I wanted too I could go to a different region and easily become their new champion, and my parents had the same idea but I refused. I don't plan on going anywhere else and leaving my home. I'm happy right where I am. But of course, they didn't like that either and it was-...A messy situation. I haven't seen them in a long time too...." he sighed looking down towards you. "I-..I don't wish my experiences upon any kid."

"Was that the reason you took in your trainers?"

"Partically yeah. I guess I saw a bit of myself in them..." He smiled. "But that's the best thing right? Us getting to live out own life outside them?" You nodded with a shaking smile his way. Another moment of silence passed between the two of you..before you blinked as he reached over to pick back up his suitcase and smiled at you. "Hey. The day's still young..Let's go get my crew and make a day of it!"

You blinked.."A-Are you sure-"

He was already putting an arm around your shoulder and walking you off towards the gym. "I've been waiting to tell you and my little siblings all about my adventures. ....Plus I missed Aria's curries. I'm hungry."

That got you to chuckle and gave him a bigger smile as he proceeded to walk you to the gym.

#Dragon's Treasure #pokemon shield #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword #pokemon sword and shield #reader x raihan #pokemon raihan x reader #raihan x reader #pokemon raihan

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h3ll0d34rfri3nd5 · 1 year

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Things I’ve Noticed About The For The Future Promo Art

okay, so here’s what i’ve got:

the star on the cliff on the right side.

the stars are circling around The Collector and King

Theres a Titans horn(thats what its called right-) on the left

also on the left, does it look like theres an eyeball in that tower? if it is an eyeball, its watching Luz and Camila

Kings eyes look purple. maybe its just shading or whatever, but i just want to point it out.

King is also dressed as The Collector.

Luz is also still in her Halloween Costume. will her and her friends be dressed as they are currently for the rest of Season 3?

Luz appears to be looking at, or trying to look, at something, hence why she’s holding light.

those lights around the Collector. what are they?

the obvious glob monster under Luz and Camila

now let me discuss some of my theories for these details.

*i have not seen the leaked episode on Itunes. i have only seen two leaked scenes on youtube.*

1. now, that star. i want to say its a “fallen” star, but i don’t think thats how real stars would be drawn to be honest. i think it has something to do with the Collector. it looks awfully similar to the stars on his face, doesn’t it?

2. the stars around King and The Collector remind me of the end of S2 when the Collector started tearing everything apart and it was surrounding him. i don’t have much to theorize but thats what i thought of when i saw it.

3. whats going on with King? why is he dressed as The Collector? what i like to think is that the “dollhouse” theory may be true. you know, the one where The Collector is actually controlling people and essentially “playing dolls” with them, and King is his own character.

or, The Collector likes matching outfits <3

also, i didnt point this out, but is King holding something? does he just have his hand up to his chest, expressing emotion? or does he have his hands in something almost like a prayer?

AND (cause theres so much to talk about with King), are his horns…. there?? if theyre slanted back under his hood that would make sense, but usually theyre more upright are they not? im probably so wrong but if King has lost his horns i WILL riot.

4. a lot of people think the monster is The Titan. but i personally don’t think so. my theory is that that monster is Belos, and somehow he’s gotten worse.

i mean, theres the green goo. the eyes aren’t Blue though, so obviously whatever Belos did changed the eye color. whatever he is now, he’s far from human. the point of no return.

i think that’s all i have for now!! bye <3

#the owl house #toh s3 #the owl house promo #toh theory #the owl house theory #KING PLEASE STAY SAFE #king clawthorne #the owl house season 3 #for the future #the collector toh #camila noceda #luz noceda

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residents-of-the-darkforest · 8 months

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Sickly -- 7

Blossomtuft grumbled sleepily. Through her dreams of chasing squirrels, she could hear the voice of her daughter calling her, getting louder and louder until the squirrels faded and she could only feel Silverkit’s little paws poking at her belly–her very sore belly.

“Silverkit, get off!” Blossomtuft snapped, then immediately felt bad when she saw Silverkit’s lip stick out in a pout. She rose up, curling a paw around Silverkit’s back. “I’m sorry, little love, I’m just cranky today.”

Silverkit tilted her head. “Dad says you’ve been cranky a lot!”

Blossomtuft frowned. “Well, now I’m really cranky.” Standing up, she stretched. “Aa-ag!” she gasped, curling back in on herself. The movement had been too much for her stomach, and she pressed it gently against the comfortable mossy nest, hoping that that would relieve it.

“Are you hurt?” Silverkit asked in alarm.

Blossomtuft looked at her, at the fear in her daughter’s eyes, and she made herself stand up. It wasn’t like it was unbearable pain. She was sure, now that it had faded to a dull ache, that she was only being dramatic, that her tired state had made it seem worse than it really was. “No. But to prove just how healthy I am, let’s say you and I go visit Myrtlewing, hmm?”

“Yes! Yes!” Silverkit exclaimed. “Can I try some herbs?”

“Of course no…you’ll have to ask him,” Blossomtuft told her. No way was she going to be the one to tell her daughter ‘no,’ that tough job could be left to someone else.

On their way, they passed the warriors’ den. Blossomtuft slowed to a halt to smile smugly at Hazebird, who lay in a makeshift nest beside it. He had been sleeping there for the past four nights, since the old one, even replaced, still smelt of mushroom goo. That and it probably smelt better outside of the den than in it. “Enjoying the dawn air?”

“Enjoying the flies in your ears?” Hazebird grumbled back. “Where are you off to?”

“Mama’s going to the medicine den!” Silverkit informed him.

Hazebird raised a brow. “Why, does something smell off? It’s probably just that mangy old fur of yours.”

“Very funny,” Blossomtuft sniffed. “It’s just a bellyache, nothing to be concerned about.”

“I wasn’t concerned.”

“Whatever,” Blossomtuft huffed, and kept walking.

“Bye, Hazebird!” Silverkit called from behind her.

“Bye, dear!” Hazebird said cheerfully back.

When they entered the medicine den, Blossomtuft made sure to keep one eye on her daughter. Thankfully, though Silverkit gazed around the herb stock in awe, she stuck close to her mother’s side.

Myrtlewing was finishing grooming Grebeglade’s fur for her–Blossomtuft thinks she remembers the elder catching a cold not long ago. He looked up at his new guest, waved a tail in greeting, and padded over to them. “Back again?” he asked.

“Bellyache,” Blossomtuft informed him. “It couldn’t be due to the mouse-bile, could it?” She had been going to Myrtlewing at least once a day since Hazebird had fed her that lizard, but in all that time, the only side-effect was the foul taste that never apparently left her mouth. It wasn’t until today that her stomach cramped as though the mouse she ate last night was fighting back.

“I doubt it,” Myrtlewing replied. He sniffed along her pelt, ‘checking for outward signs of anything amiss.’

He went to his storage. As he searched through it, he asked, “has he fed you anything else, lately?”

Blossomtuft shook her head, then, remembering he had his back to her, answered “no. He’s never fed me anything painful before, anyway.”

“Then it must be bad timing,” Myrtlewing suggested. He pulled a cluster of small red berries, and dropped them at her paws.

Blossomtuft sniffed them tentatively. “What are they?”

“Red elderberries,” Myrtlewing told her. His eyes gleamed in excitement. “Coldwater told me about them–I never even knew they existed!”

“RED elderberries?” Weren’t they black? Or blue?

Myrtlewing nodded. “I thought the same thing. They grow on the same bushes as any, but it’s very rare to see them. Coldwater says it’s a sign of good luck from Starclan.”

Blossomtuft considered that. “I could use some good luck. Lowering her head, she swallowed up the herbs.

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--I really enjoy writing this story! Not just because of it's dark themes (all my stories have those), but because out of all the chapter stories I'm writing right now, it's the easiest.

With every story, to me, it has to be really well written and utterly perfect. With Sickly, it's the one where I can take a break from that--just write a story to write a story no matter if it seems imperfect or simple.

Plus this is the one where some of the characters are based on characters in a comedy show, which is way it has a bit of that feeling to it.

--Myrtlewing got bored with the mouse-bile poisoning (might make another story about that later), and decided to switch to baneberries. He never got to use them before--which is the real reason he's excited--but knows in large amounts that they can be toxic thanks to a kittypet warning him not to touch them as he was going through someone's garden for this reason.

--As for Blossomtuft's stomach ache? It was just a normal stomach ache.

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