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#pointlessly gendered
magnetothemagnificent · 7 months
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The two genders, Christian girl and Christian kid.
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mollyringle · 10 months
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It's the same with what they name the colors of garments.
Women's: amethyst, champagne, raspberry, seafoam
Men's: urban camo, desert camo, battleship, deathbringer
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essefryu · 2 months
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When I make a haircut appointment at my usual place online the interface forces me to choose whether I want a men's haircut or a woman's haircut. Which is the same "haircut under 25cm" service from the same master for the same price, I just need to hand in a gender as a part of the ritual. So what I usually do is choose a different option every time. Last time it was a male one, this time it was a female one. I have been going for pretty much the same style for the last year or so, but sometimes it's flowers and shopping flavoured, and sometimes it's guns and woodchopping flavoured, I guess.
Anyway, the hair clipper somehow decided to bite into my ear and cause an overdramatic bleeding today, so now I can say that, statistically speaking, the female version of my hairstyle is way more bloody and violent than the male one.
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syncallio · 10 months
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I've always loved writing instruments. And the more I learn about them, the clearer it is that they reflect the culture and style of the era in which they were made.
This lovely pen is a Lady Sheaffer in Paisley Periwinkle from the 1960s. Several pen makers had models marketed toward women, and Sheaffer made their "lady" series look like jewelry - while naming them after fabric. You can imagine the men on the marketing team with their suits and cigars going, "Jewelry and clothes: that's what women like, right?"
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Fortunately, this little stunner writes as good as it looks.
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im-secretly-a-frog · 5 months
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Look I know pointlessly gendering things is bad, but I just got a ton of euphoria from one of those Macho Man shampoo ads being showed to me, like Youtube thinks I'm a boy! It was literally to cure "Duderuff" (dandruff for MANLY MEN) but it made me so happy.
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mx-loar-tev · 6 months
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New in the Agender Kara Zor-El comics serie!
Comics #3: The Bathroom Problem
Gendered bathrooms are a nightmare.
Kara Zor-El has a solution.
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Let's be honnest, we know why Kara took the door on the right. The other bathroom stinks too much, especially with super sense of smell.
Read here on ao3:
Read the whole serie here.
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whatname100 · 2 months
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I just remembered one of the stupidest gendered things that my mom got upset with me picking/preferring the male one of. And that is glasses. I liked the guys glasses section more because the colours tended to be less poppy and I just wanted something plain and unnoticeable on my face. But she insisted for years that I should be in the women's section because I'm a girl. Yes this object you need to see will not work unless you pick from this section lol
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transmasconamission · 3 months
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Cool tip for trans guys!
If something is making you feel gender dysphoria, just be like those stupid gendered products and call it a "man ___"!
This isn't just any dress. This is a man dress. For men.
This isn't makeup. This is mankeup.
These aren't breasts, they're my manly man pecks! Maybe even my man titties!
This isn't my v*gina, this is my man p*ssy! For masculine men!
I don't have a "feminine voice". I'm just a guy with a high range!
I'm a high-waisted man, like John Mulaney!
I don't have long eyelashes. I have long guylashes!
Note: This may not work for everyone. But it works for me sometimes, and it might work for others in an emergency.
Also, this logic can apply to trans ladies too. Just replace "man" with "woman" or other feminine term.
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daisyfornost · 22 days
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my fave Pointlessly-Gendered personal story:
I grew up in the US, and studied abroad in the west of Ireland in the mid-nineties. Where I couldn't find genderless boxes of facial tissues anywhere. (Yes I searched. No luck.) So of course I bought a box of "women's" and a box of "men's" and the only difference I could perceive was that the tissues in the "men's" box were slightly larger. Which inspired in me equal amounts of amusement and rage.
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void-mancer · 7 months
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Who's dumb idea was it to gender magic. Like, who cares if your a witch or a warlock eathir way your getting cursed
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pnkq · 9 months
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now we gotta make sure the kids know which one's a girl and which one's a boy
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i-am-oshawott · 2 years
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Ah yes. The three genders.
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Warrior Princess, We Are One, and Survival
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cassandraxiv · 2 months
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I hate the trend that exists in some genres of music for women musicians to be dressed to the nines, while men are in the blandest clothes you've ever seen.
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Look at this. This guy should be sinking through the floor with shame. This should be illegal. He should go to jail for this.
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cdo499 · 5 months
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from twitter
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nightfallsystem · 1 year
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what happens if women use mens deodorant do they just immediately get turned into men or
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