#poor grim lmao

[treysimp]

No stop because that anon who's cat blocked them for having action I had something similar happen to me, so I brought a guy to my house and we were watching tv and were cuddling on the couch kissing eachother every so often,mere kisses became more aggressive wich turned into a make out.none of us were really undressed I had a few buttons off and his shirt was off, and I turn my head letting out the most terrified scream when I saw my cat with a dead bird watching us make out.like my cat is always outside unless it's raining so 1. It scared me how tf did it come in the house 2.why tf is there a dead bird (actually it wasn't dead it was still twitching).Our make out session was put on hold and i had to get me cat and the bird out, that just ruined our mood so while I was dealing with the cat he left.But he did leave a message saying 'hey I'm so sorry for walking out we can do this another time okay' it was a very sad experience to me cause my cat ruined what could have been a great night

Y’all what is wrong with the mans you are all bringing home that your kitties are out for horror-movie bloodshed this is SO funny

(The irony of getting cockblocked by your pussy((cat)) is pretty funny though)

#asks #like I’m so sorry I am glad you weren’t ghosted like poor other anon #this is also in character for grim though like he has some weirdo thing in his mouth and you’re getting in on and he’s like #0_0 outside the window having no idea what ur doing lmao #n/sfw text

[l1qu1dsm00th]

Ronald and Tristan.

Someone help this man pls.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #ronald knox #grim reaper #kuroshitsuji oc #black butler oc #lmao #poor Tristan

[spitdrunken]

i keep thinking about essentially being like. velvette's 'charity case' model and how your relationship develops from there.

notes: fem!reader, velvette calls you ugly LMAO, beyond that... no warnings, really. surprisingly the most healthy vee relationship ive written yet!

velvette's typical models all look similar, reminiscent of the modeling industry back when you were alive. tall, skinny and, more important than anything else, human-looking. most of them could pass for humans in a costume.

you… do not. you just didn't get quite that lucky with your demon form! really, you can say that the vast majority of people drew the short end of the stick, at least by the kind of standards that people like velvette set. maybe you're a bat, with a snout you've deemed as pig-like taking up most of your face. or a sheep, your single-slitted, dead eyes making even you uncomfortable. perhaps you're more formed after an object than what you would consider a person, or plant-like in nature! in any regards, due to the way lucifer chose to have you reborn you firmly do not fall within hell's beauty standards.

all of that means you were absolutely not expecting to be accepted when you went ahead and applied to a job with someone as famous and perfectionistic as velvette. it had started as a joke, really. you'd posted a purposefully horrible picture of yourself on vitter, with a stupid caption like; "do u think that :skull::heart: would kill me for submitting to open casting looking like this lmaooooo" (you have to use emojis to talk about the vees, as the socials owned by them are notorious for taking anything remotely negative down.)

and unexpectedly, your post randomly did some pretty big numbers, with people egging you on and some practically begging to tell you what kind of insults she would sling at your head. you saw some people copying your original as well.

so you're like! whatever!!! you don't think that you'd even get through the application process, much less velvette herself. nothing will end up happening, so, who cares? but then, somehow, despite everyone and their mom wanting to model for velvette, you get… through? and you even get an interview scheduled with velvette herself?

she takes one look at you as you walk in, and just goes: oh my god. this really is grim. and you're hardly seated, before she continues. look, i don't have the time for niceties, and introductions are entirely unnecessary. i'm sure you already know this, but you're not here because of your looks.

yeah. you figured that. …i guessed so. but i'm still sitting here. so, why?

instead of getting a real answer, you're shuffled off into a shoot, different outfits flashing on top of your body, faster than you blink, velvette's face settled into a scowl, till it suddenly lights up. it doesn't go… super well, you've never really done this and, if you had, velvette's attitude surely wouldn't help. you never really get clarity as to why you're being hired, when a contract is shoved in front of you.

(the reality of the situation is that velvette had seen you trending, not trending-trending, but still a noticable. she realised the demand for someone like you, a 'relatable' every-demon being thrust into this new world, and documenting it online. her company can claim they accept 'all kinds of demons', and some poor suckers will feel less excluded when looking at her fashion, buying it more quickly. win-win-win!)

she tells you to you're face that you're the ultimate challenge. if she can fix someone like you up to in a half-decent model, it just shows that she really is a fucking goddess. maybe you're not as pretty or as used to everything as the rest of the models, but that doesn't mean you don't put in any effort now that you're there. the other girls won't associate with you whatsoever, but you do listen in on their conversations, pretending to mess around on your phone, coming to know the kind of make-up velvette likes. you tirelessly browse online, mostly on vikvok and vitter, figuring out the current trends. and after a while, velvette takes a look at an outfit you picked, and actually says…

this is pretty decent. it won't look good on you, but i can use this. maybe, somewhere along the way, you become more of an assistant or outfit suggestor for velvette, only occasionally stopping in for shoots. velvette never accepted anyone in a similar position to you, even though vox tried her to get an assistant for ages, and she wouldn't have accepted you either if you'd obviously being vying for the position. but you weren't, and your position just kind of naturally developed that way.

your shtick as a 'charity case' has somewhat been abandoned, though velvette still dumps clothes in your arms sometimes and tells you to try them on. maybe you're one of the few people who gets her to laugh, and the only one who she freely bitches to about all of her models. (she does this to vox and valentino too, but it's not the same. they don't care as much, nor do they really know who she's talking about.) she lets you sort through some of the open casting applications and help pick out the theme for a shoot.

of course, absolutely everything you do has to go through velvette first, and she still criticizes you aplenty, but you can't help but feel she has grown… fond of you, in a sense? sometimes, you swear you see her wearing outfits you'd picked out for another model… and while she shittalks everything that moves, you just happened to listen in on her giving a model a tonguelashing for talking bad about you. either way, you've certainly come to like her a lot more. you're now even mutuals on vitter and vikvok! much to the delight of the tiny following you'd grown on there. she even posted a picture of the two of you on there! …that means you've really made it.

maybe at some point, when her company has hit a new milestone and, in a rare slip-up (or perhaps valentino gave her a super strong drink on purpose, thinking its funny) she gets pretty drunk. you end up sitting opposite of each other in a bar, with her having decided on the spot to put some make-up on you, leaning in close to check her work, fingers gliding slowly over your skin. a situation that feels entirely too intimate for this setting, not helped by the half-lidded look in your eyes. …i have changed my mind. she mumbles, slurring her words are little. you can look pretty, after all.

you sputter out a oh really, and you only realised that now?! in order to break the heaviness of the air, the unspoken tension that makes your heart skip a beat, and velvette laughs.

(maybe there's hope for the two of you yet.)

#hazbin hotel x reader #velvette x reader #hazbin hotel velvette x reader #hazbin hotel #velvette #cha.velvette

[rayroseu]

I drew this for @chernabogs story Elegy !!! The way they wrote this scene was just so tender and soft, I HAD TO DRAW IT ‼️‼️😭😭🙏🏻💖💖✨✨ it was such a perfect treat considering how the previous chapters was "coarse" with how the story handled Malleus poor coping skills with loss, I love reading and rereading the chapters lol

I wishhh i was eloquent enough to verbalize how much I loved reading it 😩😩😩 The repeated questions of am i ill or that ever repeating quote that love is for the lonely then it gradually changed to its meant to be or or the way in every chapter there is always an element of Malleus wanting to get to know Yuu WAGHHHDJDBIEB JUST THE YEARNING OF IT ALL!!!!

ALSO ALSO ONE THING I NOTICED.... all the chapter names relates to a lament for the dead, and i just think thats such a devastatingly beautiful detail to add considering that even until the ending Malleus will still lose Yuu from death and he'll be alone just like how he always fears JUTSGUEGKFGDKBCHFKN i know it ended on a happy note but the chapter titles makes me think of that quote where "there WAS love but it didnt change anything" or smth😭😭😭

also love how "Malleus in a crisis" was written as well,,, malleus was so on character omfggg I swear Ames' characterization of this guy makes me feel like Yana Toboso is ghostwriting with them/lh ☠️☠️ LIKE HELLOOO the way the story sways erratically between Malleus accepting Yuu made an impact of his life and Malleus wanting to go back to being alone where he didnt know anything at all and wasn't quite in distress about having relationships, thats soooooo GOOD 😭😭💐💖💖💖 granted i cried from it though aihskwbks

Dont even get me started on the buildup????!!! and conflict that was all resolved in the final chapter was AUGHHH THATS BEAUTIFUL IM SO GLAD I CAN READ 😭😭✨✨✨ And and the realization that Malleus fears is not death but them?? Beautiful!!!!! 😭🙏🏻✨✨💖💖 Cuz really its true throughout the whole story he was more stressed that he's so attached now XD AND AND I LOVE HOW ALL THE MESSAGES(?) FROM PREVIOUS CHAPTERS MAKES A CALLBACK TO THE FINAL CLIMAX LIKEEE "He can be bold. He can be brave. He can say this.“I was not ill that night, nor are you at fault for that. I was… I am afraid." PEAK LITERATURE!!!!!!! I LOVE FORESHADOWS AND REPEATING THEMES, MAKES ME GO YELL ABOUT IT ALL 😭😭😭💖💖💖💚💚 I love the kobold on the last part as well lol he is a promoted therapist now 😭✨✨✨

also going back to the way the chapter titles are meant to be lamenting for the dead, "A new memory for each day he outlives you. He can capture those memories, store them in a glass ball so that he may watch them whenever he pleases. You will never truly be gone if you can both make it work." HELPPP THE RESOLUTION,..... AUUGHH IT MAKES ME CRY AIHWLDHOSHSK 😭😭😭💖💚💚

anyways my favorite part always ehehe grim fishing with lilia✨✨✨🥺🥺 and malleus having the naive expectation that first kiss is magical and wanting to test it out again skgixgsk😂

I love the part where Meleanor would raise an objection the moment its a human hes been contemplating about, this story just made me think.... LMAO MALLEUS IF MELEANOR SAW YOU LIKE THIS,,,, XD i feel like she'll tell you that if you fear living alone, just go out first and damned the other person about it instead JSKHDKDHHK i think it was really tragic how Lilia seemed to be set on dying for Meleanor only for the tables to turn ☠️

yes i did reference that acheswan dance from honkai star rail on lilinor part lol

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #malleus draconia #disney twst #lilia vanrouge #art #twst malleus #twst lilia vanrouge #liliavanrouge #twst lilia #twisted wonderland lilia #malleus #malleus x yuu #malleyuu #lilia #twst diasomnia #twst meleanor draconia #meleanor draconia #twst meleanor #twst fanart #twst wonderland #twst headcanons #lilinor #twst art #twst malleus draconia #my gn yuus i always draw them like a statue lol #i feel like ive yapped sm here lol i hope u dont mind XD #lian arts

[k1ngdom-of-thieves]

how would the first years react to finding out reader is a girl?

You guys really like these types of requests! Thank you so much for supporting me.

Here’s it with the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders

First years + Finding out reader is a girl!

Ace Trappola

Despite being one of your closest friends, Ace is probably one of the last people to find out. He doesn’t really pay the best attention to his surroundings.

How he found out was by complete accident. He was walk by Sam’s shop when the man himself called out to him to bring you a package.

Luckily he was already on the way to Ramshackle, so this wasn’t that big of a deal. He was still grumbling about doing “your chores” though. And Ace being Ace, was hungry and decided to check your package to see if there was food in it.

What he found wasn’t food, but an entire box of clothes with women’s sizing. Needless to say, you had an extremely confused Ace knocking on the door.

“Hey!! Are you really a girl?! I was looking at this box-I was hungry- Ugh, I’m making myself look like a huge jerk, aren’t I?”

Deuce Spade

Deuce is another who wouldn’t notice for a very long time. I think the only way he’ll realize is if either you tell him, or someone else does.

It’ll be a lot easier if you tell him straight up. If someone else does, he’s just going to think that they’re lying to get a reaction out of him for a while.

He’s gonna be so confused for a while after he finds out. Please give him a minute before telling him anything else. He’s doing the shinji pose lmaoo

The poor guy feels so guilty over making a simple mistake. Expect him to randomly apologize for the next week or so.

“W-WHAT?? I’m so sorry! I thought this whole time- ugh, I can’t believe I made such a big mistake. Huh? You’re not mad? Oh..ok.”

Jack Howl

Jack knew you smelt different from the others in the school, he just couldn’t tell if was because you were magic-less, from a different world, or just because you were around Grim for too long. The idea of you being a girl briefly crossed his mind, but he didn’t give it too much thought.

He found out when you were complaining to Grim about Crowley only giving you clothes in men’s sizing. Now he didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but with his huge ears, he managed to accidentally overhear.

Jack felt incredibly guilty over listening in on a private conversation, but his surprise ultimately overpowered his guilt. He accidentally lets out a loud “Huh?” before covering his mouth with his hand.

When you called out to whoever was listening, Jack awkwardly shuffled out for you to see, lowered ears and all. He immediately started apologizing as his tail stood limp by his side.

*Sigh* “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but be honest with me, is the fact that you’re a girl supposed to be a secret? Or am I just the last person to realize?”

Epel Felmier

Epel didn’t think much of you more feminine appearance. I mean, he’s almost in the exact same boat as you, so he doesn’t have much room to judge.

This is also what led to him finding out. He was complaining about Vil putting him under a strict diet again and how he was glad there was at least one other “pretty boy” at NRC.

Which led to you correcting him. “You know I’m not actually a guy, right?” Poor guy froze up immediately.

This country boy feels the slight pang of betrayal in his heart; he thought you two were in this together! But it turns out he must bare the curse of “cute” alone. He’s so dramatic lmao.

“Wait, but then how did you- nevermind. Guess I’ll have to deal with Vil’s stupid anti-aging exercises on my own then!” He doesn’t realize that this doesn’t change much of anything, you guys aren’t even in the same dorm.

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek never considered you to actually be a girl. Mostly because he was always paying more attention to Malleus’s “great deeds of the day”. He literally just helped someone with their homework.

He’s also another person that will only believe it if you tell him straight up. He’ll think that everyone else is just trying to make a fool out of an esteemed guard of Malleus!

If this is supposed to be a secret, why tell Sebek, first of all make sure you tell him in an empty room. He’s gonna be so loud about the entire ordeal.

If it’s not a secret, that just makes things easier for you. Either you can tell him straight up, or someone else will end up doing for you. He’s gonna feel terrible about it regardless though, so prepare yourself for a very loud apology.

“I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS! I-oh, I don’t need to yell? Alright, I am still deeply sorry though.”

#twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst imagines #ace trappola #twst ace #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade x reader #twst deuce #deuce spade #jack howl #twst jack #jack howl x reader #twst epel #epel felmier #epel felmier x reader #sebek zigvolt #twst sebek #sebek zigvolt x reader

[mio-actuallywrites]

The World You Once Loved

Prefect finally found a way home, but what would you lose. 

Part 1/?

NEXT

Inspo: https://twistedlymad.tumblr.com/post/617812494209155072/its-time-we-go-home-ft-grim-ace-and-deuce/amp

//if this blows up I’ll actually work harder and not be lazynext time lmao. This is really lazy so I apologize for the poor plot. 

*READER IS 1ST YEAR NEAR THE END OF THE YEAR*

word count:600-ish

“Prefect!” Crowley yelled as you opened the doors to Ramshackle, in the middle of the night. “I, being so very generous, have found a way to get home. However, you only have 10 minutes.”

Crowleys voice rang inside your brain in utter disbelief, he was actually finding you a way home?! 

“I…” you mutter, “why do I have to minutes to go?”

“It’s because I very kindly already opened it. I already spent all night trying to do that. I thought it would be a nice surprise!” 

“Do I even have a chance to say goodbye?” You replied. You truly wanted to go home but, TWST was your second home, or world. And just leaving would mean never seeing these people again. 

“I… I’m afraid not! However I will be sure to pass your words with how kind I am!” Crowleys voice rang through your brain again. 

7 damn overblots, 21 new friends + Grim, all of those hours of studying and now to throw it away without seeing them again?!

“So are you going back or not? I would recommend to start packing right now, if you even have stuff.” He added the last part in a mumble. 

“I guess I better… go get ready, wait where are we meeting?” 

“The mirror chamber, now off i go to go prepare for final preparations.” 

As you shut the door, you slowly brought myself back to reality and went upstairs to where Grim was asleep. As you saw his sleeping form tears welled in my eyes as you attempted to wake him up. 

“Nghhh lemme sleep…” he mumbled. You sighed and grabbed a paper and wrote the final farewell. 

Dear Grim,

I really tried to wake you up but you wouldn’t budge. So very shortly, Crowley came in and told me he found a way home. But I didn’t have enough time to say farewell, I apologize but this years have been so very fun. Hopefully you and the others become very good 2nd years, 3rd years, etc. I loved every moment I spent with you guys and I apologize for not being their when I left. Thank you all again. 

Signing off Prefect.

You put the letter on my side of the bed and grabbed my backpack. You grabbed the stuff you most wanted to keep. (Ghost camera thing, School uniform, text books, anything really lmao.)

After finishing, you grabbed the backpack and left. To the Mirrior chamber. There you found Crowley in front of the mirrior chanting something. 

“I’m here Crowley.” He turned around and a sad smiled formed on his face. 

“If you just step out to the mirrior and call to where you belong, or where you remeber you were last name the place and the mirrior shall take you.”

I step forward and call out to the place. My home. I state the address, country and earth. 

“Alright prefect you are ready to go.” Crowley said. 

That’s when you started tearing up and as I was one step away from the mirrior you thought about them. 

“Are you sure there’s no other way to say goodbye?”

“I’m afraid not prefect this might be your only chance so use it wisely.” 

“Oh okay then, tell them…(your choice!)” 

“Farewell then Twisted Wonderland.” You muttered. You looked at your reflection, with your barely awake self and eyes glossy, you then stepped through the mirrior. 

#twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #ace trapolla x reader #deuce spade x reader #cater diamond x reader #trey clover x reader #leona kingsholar x reader #jack howl x reader #ruggie bucci x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #kalim al asim x reader #jamil viper x reader #vil shoenheit x reader #epel felmier x reader #rook hunt x reader #idia shroud x reader #ortho shroud x reader #malleus draconia x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #silver x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #These tags took to damn long

[bluesylveon2]

Glorious Masquerade Book 1 Thoughts

Poor Malleus 😭

Azul is such a menace 😂

Bruh this all sounds sus

So I read that Rollo’s hobby is cleaning….

Side note: WHAT IS THIS POSE????

Jamil being the menace now lmao

I’m surprised Rollo and Rook haven’t had a conversation in French yet

Look at Grim!!! He looks so handsome and precious! Only the best for my son 🤩

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #glorious masquerade #rollo flamme #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #riddle rosehearts #deuce spade #ruggie bucchi #jamil viper #epel felmier #rook hunt #silver vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #twst grim #twst rollo #twst malleus #twst idia #twst azul

[yuri-is-online]

I can get why yutus so afraid of azul. He's heard a hundred stories about a suave, smug, but clingy octopus and then he meets him and hes this possessive little swinderler who's trying to get him to sell his soul to him and fuck his parent lmao

referencing the tags on this ask about this au

Tako Yutu didn't have the easiest time as a kid.

He was a chubby little thing raised by a single parent who didn't have the clearest memories of his father, or of their past at all really. I wrote Yuu and Yutu as being a sort of outcasts in the community because people thought they were strange, and were skeptical of Yuu's amnesia. Azul! Yutu was really bothered by that, much like his dad he got bullied and sought solace in books, but unlike him Yuu decided to enroll Yutu in some martial arts classes and hey. He was pretty good at those, his submission holds are real bad news, even won him some competitions. But he's not some muscle head even if he sort of looks like one (he didn't really drop his baby weight so much as he did bulk up) so when he gets his first real look at his father... everything in him is screaming that this guy is sketchy. He knows that Azul and the twins are watching him even if he can't see it outright and to make matters worse, when he asks his parent about him they make a face. A face Yutu knows well that he thought was reserved for the annoying nosy couple who lived next door to you and not his father. His father who Yuu's few memories had made sound wonderful; his father who was supposedly talented and hard working, smart and proud of it, but so desperately in love with his parent they still longed for him with broken memories in a completely different world. His father who Yuu had said he was so much like.

"He's not a bad guy." Yuu says and Grim huffs.

"Don't listen to them Henchuman 2." Yutu has no idea how he feels about Grim calling him that. "Azul's reeeeeeeal bad news. If he's interested in ya' it can only mean one thing, he's after your tuna and he's after your magic."

"That's two things." A smooth voice says at the same time he does and for once, Yutu sees surprise on Azul's face when he tries to make eye contact and not carefully calculated confidence.

"Well they do say great minds think alike." His father says and extends a hand. "But I must say you didn't strike me as the shy type, it is Yutu right?" The way he says it, the way he shakes his hand, Yutu knows he at least suspects him. So he smiles and makes sure to make his handshake just a touch too firm when he responds.

"That's right." Yutu is impressed that Azul doesn't flinch even slightly when he pulls back his hand, if anything his little action makes his smile wider. "And not so much shy as just curious and knowing better than to poke my nose where it doesn't belong."

"Not until you've asked anyway." Azul really isn't content with letting him remain ambiguous, he thinks nervously glancing back to Yuu. "But still there really is no need to bother the prefect over such trivial things, if you have questions about me you can just pay me a visit at the Mostro Lounge. My door is always open to poor unfortunate souls such as yourself." Azul smiles at him and adjusts his glasses and Yutu is... impressed even if the thought of being alone with this man terrifies him. But he's going to have to be eventually, Azul really wants to talk to him for some reason and Yutu finds himself wondering if he's going to find it possible to lie, or just what price he will be expected to pay to have the privilege of keeping his secrets.

But when he looks at the way Azul talks to Yuu... he isn't sure if he likes it but he does find it funny. Azul is so horrendously down bad and Yuu is so unaware of it (there's a part of him that thinks Azul might be a little bit jealous of him which he finds really funny). And Yutu understands why Yuu likes Azul so much. He is everything they remembered him being: smart, ambitious, and motivated. It makes him a little more secure in his existence even if he doubts that Azul will like having a son like him. But that's ok too because a son like him is exactly what's needed to make sure his parents get to stay together in this timeline.

now if only he can convince him to stop bugging him for his real name

#<3 asks #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #future kid au #azul ashengrotto x reader #i was in a big azul phase when i wrote all this au stuff so azul and riddle yutu are more fleshed out than some of the others #idk i like talking about this au #and it is nice to be able to post something since my current work is still fighting me for every inch i am so sorry #meh i had a um picked out for azul yutu that required him to have a lot of physical strength to not get hurt using it #so he sort of needs to be stronk ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ but he still feels self conscious because his dad is a smort guy who dislikes muscle heads #... not that i think azul would hate yutu because he is extremely smart and good at reading people and more importantly #he's his c: #and that's really what matters #sorry for the essay in the tags i should be asleep

[thehollowwriter]

Hear me out

Azul x Deuce

This conniving powerful merman from the Coral Sea falling for this poor dumbass with a heart of gold barely holding his grades together and they're both trying their best and failing

They're equally protective of each other and Azul finds said protectiveness from Deuce rather endearing even though he can very much take care of himself

Deuce finding Azul's octo form cool and beautiful and Azul is just like "what"

Azul teaching Deuce different ways to cook, Deuce tries to make something for Azul by himself and nearly burns the kitchen down (it wasn't entirely his fault Grim was messing around)

Idk their interactions outside of chapter 3 (especially in Glomas) made me smile and I think they'd be quite cute, even if there are a number of things they'd have to set straight before dating lmao

There so many thoughts swirling but I'm sleepy so I'll post more about this tomorrow maybe

What do you guys think?

#azudeu #azul ashengrotto x deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #deuce spade #octavinelle #heartslabyul #twisted wonderland

[simplyreveries]

Hey ! Can I ask for a Alastor like!male!reader please ? The reader have the same personality and power as him and is in Diasomnia or Heartslabyul. With Idia, Lilia and Ruggie pls ? Maybe Grim platonic (He need a dad and I volunteer for that role-)

Ignore it if you don't want to write it !!

Don't forget to drink, and have a good day/night.

i havent watched an episode of hazbin hotel (everything i know about that show is against my will /lh) but the songs have been stuck in my head for the past WEEK.

idia shroud

okay I'm being honest idia was slightly weird and found your behavior initially strange when he had met you, but brushed it off because well, he's at nrc. you always seemed so charismatic and held only good intentions for yourself and others. he didn't get how someone could be so happy all the time as well. he may or may not have thought you were some suck up until he caught glimpse of your underlying nature. (he can respect that though lmao).

he seemed to stray away and almost ignore you at first, especially after seeing more and more of your own behavior. the time when he felt fine around you was when you, being unpredictable appeared and helped him get back at some bothersome student online because you thought it'd be entertaining. and both you and idia are pretty spiteful anyway, with those mischievous toothy grins on your faces.

idia can at least admit he finds your retorts and comments funny, he finds himself snickering to himself when he happens to witness one of these instances when you're basically coming at some poor student that made some snarky remark to you during fitness with vargas. but you always seem to point that out and he hates it.

lilia vanrouge

I feel like you two get along quite well, he finds your demeanor to be interesting and considerably old-fashioned ways is something he relates to. you two are quite the old souls at nrc i feel like haha. But anyone seeing just the two of you together, even smiling and chatting with each other can be pretty intimidating to the eyes of others… your constant toothy smile can be unnerving.

whereas one of your talents and interests is cooking,, lilia does enjoy it as well but pretends to be so weepy and sad when you told him "oh....! its utterly awful! ha-ha-ha” you two get quite competitive during the master chef competitions and challenge the school holds during that time or during beanfest when you two were on opposing teams.... so, you guys definitely get into friendly? rivalries with one another all the time, usually end up being completely chaotic and blown way out of proportion for what they are. the whole dorm knows when you two happen to be in one.

you two have most likely at some point shown each other's magic and abilities off to each other trying to one up one another unknowingly causing some trouble around you as you are so caught up.

ruggie bucchi

ruggie sort of becomes your little gossip buddy, because he doesn't seem to really care and has a lot of dirt on various students and stories he's heard and seen. you just happen to be a sucker for the drama and are able to easily repay him in some way with your magic if you really need to anyways.

he sometimes does find himself a little... confused and taken aback with your smiley and always grinning with some sort of delight even during the worst possible moments (*cough* overblots) as you don't seem to barley bat an eye. but then again as others would assume, its nrc and ruggie has met a lot of strange people. even if you're definitely one of the more... stranger ones.

before he had really known he, he had has attempted to be his usual, cunning self and deceive you at times as a way to try and getting something from you. he easily learned his lesson when you're so able to see right through him and twist it back on him- it ended up turning into some sort of game. he thinks its honestly impressive though. he almost wants to know if you learned that or if that was genuinely just you, he is leaning towards the last part haha.

grim

you are definitely not a force to be reckoned with when angry or even upset. He’s certainly had his moments where he's like “WOAH”. despite the fact that he may butt heads with you often with your condescending and teasing towards him– you’re still quite protective over your little friend. you swiftly manage to pull him out of trouble by swiftly teleporting him right in your hand and he hates that, he always grumbles when you're chuckling “now now, violence is not an answer, grim” even though he's seen your worst moments haha. you're literally way more aggressive than him, he'll retort and remind you of when some rough savanclaw student ALMOST scuffed your uniform.

lowkey he wouldn't outright admit it to you, but I feel like grim does look up to your power and abilities in a way, plus being your unbothered, confident, straightforward self- he wants that aura around himself too…! he wants people to fear him like they do with you all the time. during halloween you practically “shine” as you enjoy playing around and scaring the daylights out of people visiting your dorm and go back to grinning.

not gonna lie, I think that you have this stupid rivalry between you and azul. being you, azul would find you one of the most difficult people to make a deal with. (not to mention you can pretty much manifest anything you want) you were able to easily manage and deal with the events that went down in chapter 3 because you're easily as manipulative and cunning. you literally are a dealmaker yourself. grim always watches you and his interactions in sheer confusion and concern.

#THE DAD SONG IS SO CATCHY #i also love alastors voice #twst imagines #disney twst #twst #twst wonderland #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland imagines #lilia twst #lilia vanrouge #idia shroud #ruggie bucchi #grim #grim twst

[lavenderr-starrs]

I’m sorry to my mutuals who are watching me like disappear for a week or a month and then reappear reblog stuff and post stuff from fandoms you’ve probably don’t even know about (A lot shit on my plate that’s been burning me out lmao! I’m fine though just been busy dw!! It’s nothing bad I promise even though it probably sounds like smth bad XD)

but I’m gonna make this post before I literally lose my marbles

It’s about twisted wonderland and Madoka magica so strap in fellas this is gonna be hella targeted to probably me and me alone and maybe like one other person

Anyways HEAVY AND I MEAN HEAVY SPOILERS FOR BOTH FRANCHISES and A REALLY LONG RAMBLE UNDER THE CUT LMAO

So don’t click keep reading if you havent finished or started either (ESPECIALLY MADOKA MAGICA, Trust me the show and movies are so good walking into blind I’d kill a man to watch it blindly again) also warning for potentially shit grammar incoming lol

First things first-

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN SOMEONE NOTICE THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN OVERBLOTS AND WITCHES?

The similarities is the over-use of magic and negative energy polluting the energy source they use to performing these magical abilities turning them into abominations that go on a rampage and effecting the lives of those around them.

The difference though is that for witches, it’s specifically middle school girls who become witches and them becoming witches have the chances of causing world ending atrocities- and in the world of puella magi most Natural disasters are due to the fact a witch is the cause of those disasters and only incubators and other unsuspecting naive magical girl know of

Whereas in twisted wonderland *So far* we’ve only seen Teen high school boys overblot and that didn’t(Besides chapter 6 and 7) have any world ending consequences in my opinion

Says alot huh? XD

Anyways that’s a point I wanna get to another time

You know what I’d love to see? a reader-insert or just a yuu from puella magi in the world of twisted wonderland!

Now this is when I start getting real self-indulgent with this XD but I wanna see like a Homura!Yuu! :)

basically a reader-insert who takes the role of Homura Akemi, right?

And the entirety of the first anime happens and Madoka goes from a 14 year old girl who made a wish to save a cat from dying by unknowingly trading her soul to become a magical girl as an energy source to a higher being

to end up becoming an omnipotent concept that saves magical girls when their gems over pollute and are about to become witches

But instead of the Rebellion Arc happening and Homura!Yuu becoming a witch and demon and all that pizazz! let’s say they “try” to keep going and just Bans themselves from going back in time again and trying to go forward for Madokamis sake and deals with those weird wraith things in the new universe

and maybe a little cherry on top they try to learn and expand the magic abilities Yuus other magical girl friends had.

Later on we move to let’s say, 17 Year old Homura!Yuu, and guess what? You’ve been isekaid bestie have fun!

During the prologue introduction, when Homura!Yuu wakes up into the coffin grim doesn’t get a moment to even open the coffin as you just kick it open ready to transform believing this is some form of a witches labyrinth and are ready to jump into a bunch of conclusions

Now, in comes a poor unsuspecting Grimm

And the first thing Homura!Yuu does upon notice of him? The same thing Homura did to Bebe in rebellion-

just one Quick grasp onto his neck and just instantly slamming him into the nearest wall before he could even say a word. Questions being shot left and right over this potential Witch-like being or a being that seems to be similar combination of a witches Familiar+ Kyubey. A thought you do not like the sound of.

Grim is quite fairly, terrified out of his mind (I’m sorry my son) But! Lucky for him in comes the headmaster to witness this display of aggression! And school hasn’t even begun yet! The nerve!

Now this can go from here in Multiple ways, but for now, how id see it going is Crowley using his whip to tie up Homura!Yuu and just yoinks up a scared grim similar to what Mami did in rebellion

you’re only reaction to this is “Ah shit, here we go again.”

Now I can see Crowley ends up kicking Grim away still since you’ll obviously deny any association with him and just questions Crowley like there’s no tomorrow and just like in canon those questions fall on deaf ears! Lol

Crowley believes that coming to night raven college has frazzled your young hormonal teenage mind into acting so aggressive and since he’s such a kind and generous headmaster does not hold you accountable for it, isn’t he so wonderful c:

Homura!Yuu ends up quietly playing along to whatever the hell is going on to get a better and proper assessment on the situation you’ve been put in. So everything continues on as normal while the students of NRC give you a strange look until it’s finally your turn to approach the mirror.

How I’d see the mirror react to a Homura!Yuu is once you give it your name, I feel like he’d go “their soul is..Missing?..” Because as you know your soul has been turned into your soul gem and the mirror has no knowledge of this so you’re not gonna be assigned any dorm, sorry not sorry c:

This, understandable, freaks everybody out.

This is when Canon plays out a usual in the story for the prologue with the headmaster taking you to Ramshackle and you’re Re-encounter with Grim.

When you do encounter grim again you transform again and start to chase after him to continue where you left off back in the mirror chamber. This leads to Homura!Yuu discovering grim to be innocent in your arrival here and just simply… wants to be able to grow stronger.. hmm why do you feel like you’ve heard that before

Upon Grim proving his innocence and quite frankly become official scared of Homura!Yuu in comes the ghosts to scare him some more! They watch you chase him down and wanted to join in on the fun.

Mind you, you aka Homura!Yuu are still on guard and still transformed so you obviously attack the ghost with grim ending believing you attacked them for his protection! You didn’t, but if it makes up for scaring the piss outta him sure 👍 well go with that.

Now we continue with canon from here with Crowley calling you a beast tamer and hiring you as a janitor yadda yadda, but Grim ends up referring to you as his Bodyguard instead of henchman in this one! Which if Homura!Yuu was going to be honest, Grim was 1,000 percent a bigger improvement then kyubey.

I totally wanna make a side writing blog and make more stuff like this if it gathers the attention of others lol, I already have it made I just need to edit it along with my other side account where I used to post art until I took them down due to tumblrs Ai update lol

Once I’m done fixing up those two I’ll make a master post with the users of all three of my blogs and my ao3 too lol

Anyways thanks for reading my weird ass ramble :) I have so many ideas I wanna talk about for this and so many story scenarios that probably no one’s gonna be interested in XDD

#am I gonna tag it as x reader? #yeah :) #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #thanks for reading the ramblings of a mad women #I’ll make a tag for this #Homura!Yuu #there we go that’s good

[twistedwonderlandsimps]

Yandere Debuff!Yuu Mini AU

Okay so Yandere Debuff Yuu. As it implies, Yuu’s afflicted with a negative status effect that makes them act as a yandere for a short amount of time. It’s kind of like getting afflicted with confusion or curse in a role-playing game except the debuff is triggered randomly and only lasts for a limited time. Of course, as much as I like Yuu getting screwed over, I also like them having a break so the Yandere Debuff also has a wee bit of advantages I can give so it’s not completely a debuff I guess but we’ll still call it a debuff anyway. 

Basically, the Yandere Debuff randomly picks a person within Yuu’s vicinity to be their “beloved”. In exchange, the character who gets ‘targeted’ basically gets an overpowered bodyguard. It’s a win-win, kind of.

An example of the debuff getting activated was when the braincell group were running away from the monster in the Dwarfs’ Mine. The debuff triggered and randomly chose Deuce as its target. Yuu immediately became smitten with him and ran beside Deuce and then picked him up to carry him princess-style because, “I can’t let you get hurt! Oh dear, your poor feet must be hurting from all the running. Don’t worry, I’ll get us out of here quickly!” 

And with a sudden burst of stamina and strength, Yuu ran far ahead of Ace and Grim who watched them with wide eyes in disbelief.

“O-Oi! Yuu, don’t just leave us here! And why are you carrying Deuce?!”

“Henchhuman!  How dare you leave the great Grim here? Carry me, too!”

“Eh?” Deuce was simply too stunned to speak.

The Yandere Debuff’s time limit finished just as they got out from the mines, after which Yuu lost all their super strength and promptly dropped Deuce on the ground. 

Yuu refuses to acknowledge what happens every time after getting inflicted with the debuff. 

“Henchhuman, what just happened back there?”

“I have no idea what you’re saying, Grim. You must’ve been imagining things.”

So anyway, there are instances where the debuff targets one of the overblot boys which makes saving them a bit harder when you have an overprotective yandere willing to fight the others for you but even when the debuff is active, Yuu can still be reasoned with so there’s that. Simply telling them that if the overblot isn’t stopped in time then their beloved’s life would be in danger does the trick. They’re quick to change sides just to save their beloved and being like: “This is hurting me more than it will hurt you! I’ll make this quick!”

Now I’m just imagining Chapter 6 but with Yuu punching their way through the metal doors and walls in S.T.Y.X.  just to get their beloved back. They’re ripping through the metal with their bare hands with intense ferocity and  no one can stop them. Idia’s looking at the surveillance cameras in terror, hoping Yuu doesn’t find him anytime soon.

Most of the time though the Yandere Debuff activates without anything major happening so there’s just these instances where Yuu tries to kidnap their beloved with varying success. 

Leona? Yuu’s sneaking away with him over their shoulder. Leona woke up the moment Yuu carried him but let them be since he was too lazy to go to class. Besides, Yuu actually tries to make Leona’s sleep as peaceful and comfortable as possible. Occasionally, Leona would demand for massages or buy him food which Yuu happily does so who’s really the one winning here?

Kalim? Yuu simply asks Kalim to follow them. That was it. Yuu can literally just go up to Kalim, take his hand into theirs and then tug him gently in their direction. Jamil has had to intervene multiple times to stop Yuu from disappearing with Kalim initially but now he’s just like, ‘lmao yeah sure go ahead take him just bring him back before dinner’. He trusts Kalim will be safe with Yuu because he knows they won’t let any harm come to Kalim when they’re in ‘their zone’ (and by zone, it means when Yuu’s afflicted with the debuff but not like anyone knows what it is aside from Yuu).

Ace? Yuu probably just casually walks up to the Heartslabyul student and cuffs him to them. Ace blankly looks at Yuu, then at the handcuffs locked around both their wrists, and then back at Yuu.

“Shit, is it my turn now?”

“I don’t know what you’re saying, my love. You’ve always been the one for me.”

All things considered, Ace definitely knows how to use this situation to his advantage.

Perhaps along with getting the Yandere Debuff, Yuu gets an inventory which only they can access that’s full of the standard issue yandere starter kit: a signature weapon, ropes, cloths, gloves, chloroform… etc. But they haven’t ever used the other items that much (and will most likely not use it ever, thank you very much), except for the signature weapon. Pretty handy and useful, the thing is.

Anyway, Yandere Debuff Yuu.

#yandere debuff!yuu #yandere debuff yuu #'tis simply a mini au #will probably expand more on this once i get my brain running again lmao #yuu would be a pretty tame yandere but i think that'd depend on the time limit tho #the longer the time limit is the more unstable yuu gets #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland au #twst au #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu #twisted wonderland headcanon #twst headcanon #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland imagine #twst imagine #twisted wonderland imagines #twst imagines #twisted wonderland scenario #twst scenario #twisted wonderland scenarios #twst scenarios

[smolmakerel]

Sam: This isn't what I expected when you asked if I wanted to play The Sims with you.

Tara was too busy shoving a handful of chips in her mouth to respond, so she simply removed the door to the room the Sim is in. Sam sweated nervously as the Sim slowly died of poor hygiene.

Sam: Isn't The Sims about making families? This is...

Tara, snorting: And give up the opportunity to give mom some payback? Pass.

Sam, worried: What?

Tara: She locked me in my room a few times because I was "annoying her" lmao. I was just hungry haha. Payback's a bitch, Christina.

Sam didn't know how to respond to that. She wanted to get her hands on their mother though. Unfortunately, she had no idea where her mom is.

Sam switched her attention to the pool with no ladder and walls surrounding it. Mindy's Sim was starting to drown, and the Grim Reaper was waltzing down the sidewalk.

Sam: So why are you killing Mindy then?

Tara: She ate my leftovers yesterday.

Sam:

Tara: And she said The Babadook sucked in film class.

Sam:

Tara: ... And I want to seduce the Grim Reaper.

#scream #scream 2022 #scream vi #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #Tara plays the sims to live out her fantasies of seducing death #And get revenge on Mindy for being a menace to her #She always brings Christina back to fuck her up using methods Christina used against her #She's a trauma baby but processes it in a... healthyish way? Idk #Sam is very concerned #fuck christina carpenter #Sam the type of person to play the Sims normally while Tara's torturing her sims 😂 #tw trauma #Trauma talk? Kinda

[dilatorywriting]

Just wanna say I love your writing (I'm not good at compliments so you'll have to bear with me 😭) it's cute and funny and so freaking witty always has me smiling like an idiot at my phone and I always come back to read all your series even tho I always say series are too long for me yours are just paced perfectly and so enticing and captivating, if your writing was a person I'd be down on one knee with a ring (that probably costs one of my kidneys)

I love your monsters and mayhem series because despite being x reader AND fantasy it was so immersive which is probably so difficult to pull off, I loved the malleus one because it felt you had his character down to every detail and also so fucking hot omg.

I loved your rook one cus he's so goofy but also so scary and that's just so rook of him he's a perfect grim reaper fr it's such a cute au and also rook is so fucking hot brrr

I loved your vil one cus him as a Siren is so perfect and also so the way he shows care so so subtlety. And on top of that it's so creative and probably such a challenge to make reader deaf and you do an amazing job at it I salute u and siren vil is so fucking hot shsgbsjshsgaj

I don't remember much about the Leona one it's been so long since I read it I wanna re-read it, also love the idea of a curse and having a farm cottage MY. MIDIEVAL. DREAMMM. y'know Leona is always so fucking hot (he's my fav)

I love the shovel talk cus no matter how many times I read it still hilarious and the monster fucker lines I'm always left crying about it lmao if I were to have a friend we'd definitely fight about it like that and also Leona getting scared off after that one line I nearly died

I love pity party cus i just love that trope trying to ask someone out and they world is just against it 😭 reader out here going to war just to ask their crush out. is this why no one invites malleus, cus the universe just won't allow it

I could just go on and on but I'm gonna stop myself here have a nice day mwah and take care, drink some water

I don't even know what to say, my dude. This is all so, amazingly, heart warmingly sweet and thoughtful. My poor, black heart is just melting today because of you people. How dare. Gonna go curl up in a corner and Squeal About It

💚

#Asks

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Back in the prologue, I’m always confused as to whether or not Yuu would be kicked out of NRC after the chandelier incident. I mean, there literally wasn’t anything they could do about what was happening, and tasking them to watch over a monster like Grim might’ve been, who knows, a bit hard for a magicless person. It is true that Crowley didn’t see the events after the fact, but regardless I don’t think there’s much you have to do to put two and two together.

idk or maybe my media literacy is down in the dumps lmao

I think the wording there is kind of weird (Crowley says he will expel all of them, even though Yuu/Grim aren’t officially enrolled as students at that point in the prologue), but I do believe that Yuu would have been dismissed had they not gotten replacement magestones for the broken chandelier. It also explains why Yuu got involved with getting the magestone anyway; they aren’t attached to Adeuce or Grim this early in the main story, so they likely went along on their fetch quest to save their own ass from being booted out and into a strange world they barely understand.

For Adeuce (and sort of Grim), it’s more the threat of not being able to pursue magic at this prestigious university. For Yuu… well, it’s like Crowley’s evicting them and making them homeless he brought up the idea before Octavinelle made it cool in episode 3/j 😔

Yeah, there wasn’t much Yuu could really do to stop Grim (or any magical creature, for that matter), but I don’t think Crowley cares in the moment?? It’s clear that he’s pretty pissed about the school property being destroyed, regardless of how it happened. When you’re consumed by emotions like that, you won’t care about the details or who started it or any efforts Yuu made to intervene. I get from Crowley’s perspective why he’d punish them all, even if I don’t agree with it on a personal level 🤷‍♀️ (It could also be a situation where since Crowley assigned Yuu as Grim’s caretaker, whatever Grim does gets blamed on Yuu for not controlling him, similar to how a parent may get blamed for the poor behavior of their child or pet.)

The point is to create artificial drama/to raise the stakes to force the characters to act together (and, on a meta level, to dangle the prospect of “oh no, you may not get to attend this cool magic academy after all :((” to the player, even though they know very well it will get resolved anyway). It just comes at the cost of making a plot hole (that being that Yuu and Grim aren’t students yet, so how could Crowley expel them??).

***ADDEDDUM:*** In the light novel, Crowley explicitly tells Yuuya (the light novel Yuu) that “[he] and Grim are also expelled”. I believe this would also extend to other tellingd of the TWST story (ie all the Yuus are threatened with essentially eviction if they don’t replace the destroyed magestones).

#Dire Crowley #Ace Trappola #Deuce Spade #Yuu #Grim #notes from the writing raven #Yuuya Kuroki #Kuroki Yuuya #twst light novel #twisted wonderland light novel

[twsted-garden-imagines]

First Years (+ Ortho and Grim) Finding Your Diary

I've tried starting off with other headcanon ideas but then got all side tracked and lost focus. This idea came up randomly at work recently, so I figured I'd try that for the first set of headcanons I post on here!

Headcanons are under the cut, I hope you all enjoy!

With love, Daisy

Ace Trappola -

- This. Little. SHIT.

- He'll most likely randomly stumble across it after you accidentally left it somewhere, most likely in a class you both have or at his dorm.

- His first instinct is to open it and see who it belongs to only to find out it's your diary.

- ... Ohoho~ this is where the fun begins!

- Motherfucker reads the whole thing, zero hesitation after finding out it's your diary

- His eyes light up upon reading his name for the first time, only for it to be something like:

- "Ace Trappola is... weird."

- *insert first lyric of "You Give Love A Bad Name" here lmao*

- Then he reads on about your changing thoughts about him and boy is he ecstatic!

- He gets so lost into reading it he doesn't even notice when you return to pick up your forgotten diary and caught him reading it until he hears you calling for Riddle to use his signature spell on him.

- Poor bastard

Deuce Spade -

- I have this headcanon that Ace and Deuce like to pull little pranks on each other.

- One of the former's latest pranks involved switching the cover of a book that Deuce had to read for one of Trein's classes and the cover of your diary after he found out you'd left it in the library

- Oh how easily tricked Deuce can be sometimes....

- He obviously fell for it, not realizing his error until he was way too far into your diary to stop reading it.

- His thought process was as follows:

- "Well, that's cool and all, but what does this have to do with the history of magic?"

- "Wait shouldn't this be typed and not handwritten?"

- "Hey this looks like the Prefect's handwriting.... wait, this IS the Prefect's handwriting.... OH SHIT it's their diary!"

- Poor dude's face is BRIGHT red once he pieces it together

- Actually admits to reading it accidentally once you return to retrieve your diary, only to get teased by you and Ace for having read it

Jack Howl -

- Your diary cover and his notebook cover look similar to him.

- So after you go to look for a book in the library to help with the History of Magic project the two of you have, Jack prepares to take notes on the books you've found so far.

- He reads about three pages before realizing his mistake in grabbing your diary instead of his own notebook.

- And BOY is he absolutely mortified when he realizes-

- Now Jack has a bit of an internal conflict: he knows he messed up and accidentally read part of something that should remain private to you....

- ... BUT he also is too far invested in an entry about his dorm mates for him to just stop reading it.

- Against his better judgment, he continues to read your diary, his ears perking up and tail wagging when he comes across his own name for the first time.

- He's so entranced by your writing and a bit flustered upon reading the compliments you give him in the entry he's reading until...

- "Shishishishi~ you are NOT slick at all, Jack! What would the Prefect think when they find out you - of all people - read their diary?"

- Jack profusely apologizes to you once you return with Ruggie in front of you, almost crying from laughter at his dorm mate's embarrassment.

Epel Felmier -

- He's seen you carry your diary around before and during classes the two of you had together, but he always assumed it was just a sketchbook.

- He becomes a bit more suspicious when he tries to see what you're drawing, only for you to shield it from his prying eyes.

- Since then, Epel made it his mission to figure out what it was you were trying to hide from him.

- Until he overheard you shouting at Ace one time for reading your diary.

- Oh, so that's what that was....

- His temptations to read your diary overcame his fear of your reactions once he noticed you accidentally left it behind in his room one day.

- Epel beams with pride upon stumbling across his name for the first time, blushing when he comes across this gem:

- "I don't get why Vil always makes Epel hide his accent, I think it makes him more handsome than he already is!"

- His mind explodes as he reads that sentence over and over again, ecstatic until he's interrupted by...

- "Um... Epel? Why are rolling on the floor with my diary clutched to your chest?"

- Shit, he got caught.

Ortho Shroud -

- Your diary and one of Idia's sketchbooks look very similar to each other.

- Although Ortho can usually tell the difference between the two, he thought he'd stumbled across his brother's sketchbook not long after you'd headed back to Ramshackle from a long day of gaming with him.

- It only took him opening up to a random page to find writing that looked nothing like that of his big brother to realize his mistake.

- Poor boy nearly overheated with guilt and embarrassment once he figured out his error.

- Though he was tempted to read on, he thought it best to simply return your diary to you.

- Ortho apologizes profusely once he made it to Ramshackle and explained what had happened.

- Of course, it didn't take long for you to forgive and thank the ray of sunshine for returning your diary

Sebek Zigvolt -

- He first stumbled across the plain-looking journal after you left a sparring practice with him and Silver.

- Poor boy tried to return it, but didn't know who it belonged to.

- So what was the first thing Sebek decided to do? Open the journal to find out who the owner is of course!

- But with his thick fingers, he accidentally flips it open to a page in the middle, immediately finding a description of someone who sounds a lot like Malleus, but under the name "Hornton."

- Hm, what an odd name... but this "Hornton" fellow sounds as interesting as Waka Sama!

- He becomes so heavily invested in the entry he found, nearly losing his focus entirely until...

- "Sebek! I'm surprised at you! What are you thinking, reading the Prefect's diary so openly? Kheehehe~"

- "Master Lilia, it's not what you think! It's just a notebook left behind by... oh. Oh.... OH MY SEVENS, IT IS THEIR DIARY!"

- rip in peace to this sweet boy

- He has Silver go to return your diary to you as he's too embarrassed to do so himself lol

Grim -

- Oh, if you thought Ace was bad after he got a hold of your diary...

- Grim is at least 1,000 times worse

- Not only has this little asshole read your diary cover to cover many times,...

- ... he also came up with the BRILLIANT idea to use some of your entries as blackmail to make you get him extra cans of tuna for the day

- Usually the entries involving your "confusing feelings towards that Hornton guy"

- No matter what clever hiding spot you may put your precious diary in, Grim is sure to find it later that week at the longest.

- Despite him being a little shit and threatening to spill your secrets, he never acts on these threats

- After all, once you threatened to start getting a worse quality kind of tuna, he knew you had more willpower than he did.

- And he knows better than to genuinely piss of his henchman

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst #twst headcanons #roses #lion's tails #apple blossoms #pomegranate blossoms #forget-me-nots #spider lilies #ace trappola #deuce spade #jack howl #epel felmier #ortho shroud #sebek zigvolt #twst grim #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia