Gwyn: Do you realize what you’re doing?
Jankom Pog: Making a series of bad decisions. Ha-ha, ha-ha, yes. Jankom Pog is aware.
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Azik:I love having Klein as a student because sometimes you just find him like this.
*steps out of spirit world*
Azik:You never know what he’s gonna do next it’s absolutely magical.
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"I was raised Catholic," he began.
"But you're not now?" the judge asked, frowning.
"No," he said. He had worked for years to keep the apology out of his voice when he said this.
Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life
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David: Tommy's a speedster so he gets bored really easily and he's prone to doing weird things sometimes.
Someone: oh o-
David: *gets up* anyway I have to go check on my dead bodies in the lawn, I'm testing the rate of decomp in mutants!
Someone: ...
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I hereby challenge the Prodigy writers to give me a better J/C quote than “No matter what happens, we’ll make it.” in season 2. I’m waiting. And I’m hyped to see what they’ve come up with.
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someone let this guy rest
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by @/evalastingdream on IG
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tsunade, hearing about gaara becoming kazekage: he became a kage already?? even though he’s a kid?? but YOU GUYS won’t let me give my job to naruto, the number one kid in the world??
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Roxy: if u think abt it wiiu rly isnt doin that bad
Roxy: i mean if they have around 6 mil units sell thers only like 7 million ppl on earth so almost every1 has a wiiu
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Puppet Master, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
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Mozart: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Dazai: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Mozart: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Arthur: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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"Sometimes even the right reasons have the wrong consequences." - Ahsoka Tano (Ahsoka TV series)
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I only know that if the prince does not dissuade the sharpened blade.
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Tobey: I fixed my laptop’s battery
Tobey: It was so dead, nothing would charge it. So I gave it the electronic equivalent to a kick in the head by shorting the +/- terminals for five minutes
Becky: Don’t they have stickers on them saying that they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
Tobey: Yeah, but it’s ok, I took those off first
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Weiss: Do you realise what you’re doing?
Ruby: Making a series of bad decisions? Ah yes, I’m aware.
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