For the past few years I always said I was a Ravenclaw. Because I enjoyed reading and learning new things, mostly kept to myself and would hyperfixate on things for a few days then move on to something different.
Until recently when I got a job I became friends with two of my coworkers. One who is Gryffindor and the other who is Ravenclaw. We all got talking about Harry Potter and our houses and R goes “there’s no way you’re Ravenclaw. You are Slytherin no doubt about it”
And as a way to prove her wrong that I wasn’t slytherin, I retook the quiz and I also took another quiz which is 10x better than the pottermore one and… got slytherin both times.
Eventually I just went with it, not really knowing why it suit me but I didn’t complain cause green is my favorite color
And now a few weeks later, so many things came to light that just makes me go “huh, I really am slytherin”
Like, I play a Druid in DnD. My very first time ever playing, we’ve only had one session so far.
Do you want to know my first question I asked my dm about for the Druid spells?
TW: ideas of death/killing below
“Hey so for druidcraft it says I can make harmless sensory affects like a puff of wind.. would it be possible to do a puff of wind in someone’s veins and kill them?”
Every. Single. Question I asked her about my Druid class spells, it was turning something harmless and fun into a weapon. And I was cackling
“Druidcraft says I can make seeds bloom into flowers… if I fed someone food with seeds in it, could I make them bloom inside them and take over their body?”
“With the Cantrip spell Shape Water it says that it has to be an open source. So could I like time it perfectly as someone talks then right as their mouth opens- and make the water in their body boil them alive?”
Anyways yeah. There’s a whole lot more reasons as to why I really am a slytherin but this post is long enough lmao
Heres some in-depth Reddit posts that talks about slytherins, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor
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Why are all Slytherins "evil"?
I was re-reading Harry Potter in the last period. Awesome experience, as always. I mean, HP is literally my favourite book series: it helped me to grow up and find my own identity, it made me feel less alone, it taught me how to dream and it introduced me to the world of fandoms in the internet.
Despite many problems of the series (narrative and ideological), I love Harry Potter with all my heart and I will never stop to recommend it to young readers.
But, you know, there's always something that really, really bothers me with Harry Potter. Well, yes, we could discuss about the problematic aparth- uhm, separation between Wizards and Muggles, or about the fact that Elves slavery is pratically... justified (?), and there's no solution for the Elves question in the final book.
But these topics are too much complicated for a random tumblr post, and we are on the internet, I don't want to start a war about politics, etc. :)
No, I want to complain about a certain thing that I really can't understand and it bothers me everytime that I read the books or watch the movies.
WHY ARE ALL SLYTHERINS EVIL? JOANNE, I NEED AN ANSWER, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Why they have to be so mean everytime? Being ambitious and shrewd doesn't mean "bad person".
Also, why are they all racist? And why it seems that all of them are sons or daughters of Death Eaters, or in any case their parents share Voldemort's ideology?
Are you saying that ALL SLYTHERINS are pureblood and racist? ALL OF THEM came from a family of Death Eaters? So there are not cunning, ambitious and shrewd people between halfbloods, Muggle-Borns and healthy pureblood families. That's weird.
Oh, yes, and in the first book Slytherins are described as all ugly. Literally.
So, yes, Slytherins are evil and ALSO ugly. Again... why?
Yes, there are some exceptions.
The first one is Severus Snape: now, I love Snape, he's such an interesting character and I feel sorry for his past; the scene in which he gets bullied is so hurting to me (I was bullied myself so I can understand the anger and that feeling of weakness), but... he was not a good person. He has been dominated by hate for his entire life and he never overcomed his past. He was a Death Eater for a period. He bullied Harry, Hermione and Neville for no reason. And sometimes he was so cruel that I think his behaviour is a part of the "All Slytherins are evil" mentality.
Like, Snape has deceived the Dark Lord for years, he is a genius in Potions, DADA and Occlumancy, he's supposed to be one of the smartest characters in the series. So... why has he never understand that Harry is not like James?
"Because he was blinded by hate", you can say.
Ok, but when he saw Harry's memories in the fifth book, why didn't he change his mind?
"He had to act cold because he was pretending to be still loyal to Voldemort."
OK, but there's a difference between being cold to someone and being openly cruel. Snape's behaviours are often illogical and contradictory with the idea of his character, and I can only think that the author depicted him in that way not only to write a "grey character", but also to be loyal to the tradition of "Slytherins are evil".
Next? Oh, Regulus Arcturus Black, one of my favourites. Yes, he was a Slytherin, he was a hero who betrayed the Dark Lord for the sake of Wizarding World. However, his character still has many negative traits: he was a Death Eater, and he shared the racist ideology of his family for years. Again, not bad, but not a good example.
Narcissa Black. She saved Harry, but she is still a racist woman who is married to a Death Eater, and she failed complitely to educate her son.
Her sister, Andromeda Black. Yes, she is the only example of "good Slyhterins" who is not racist or who has not connections with Death Eaters. So, yes, she is good, but there's another problem in this case: she appears once in the whole series, she is barely a character!
Horace Slughorn, my love, he is good, yes. BUT the main trait of his character is negative: he loves to collect the best students like they were trophies.
Draco Malfoy. He is a useless bully for five books, then he changes but even when his character became deeper and more interesting he remains a coward.
Sorry Draco's fans: I like Draco too, but it's true.
I often see people talk about "Draco's redemption", but honestly I don't see this redeption. Simply he became a decent person, but he is not go through an actual process of change. He is mean, but he never wanted to kill, he never wanted war, so he tries to not get in the way of Harry and his allies, that's it. This is not a redeption, this is an awareness.
There are also Albus Severus, Scorpius and Leta, but they are not characters from the original series, and they were created AFTER all the criticism about the fact that all Slytherins are depicted as bad, so I won't consider them.
It's a shame, you know? Because one of the most important themes in HP is supposed to be INCLUSION. So, why, WHY, nobody, even the "good characters", try to understand or socialize with Slytherins?
Why, in the SIXTH BOOK, I have to read about Harry and Neville who don't greet their Slytherin schoolmates beacuse "Gryffindors and Slytherins don't talk, that's it." Yes, Harry says that.
This is the reason why I love those fanfiction in which we can see Harry and other characters interact with Slytherins. Because this is what I want to see at Hogwarts: inclusion, no prejudice, brotherhood between the four Houses.
I don't know why, but nowdays I still see some "fans" of HP criticize or have prejudice about Slytherin house and I'm like: "After all this time?"
Don't answer "Always" this time, Slytherism (?) has to finish, once and for all.
So... Yes, peace and love between the Houses, thay are all great in their own way!
[I also hope that my English was comprehensible, I'm not that good, but I'm trying my best.]
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