#real religion

[meowbah-is-mine]

Hello! I am a fellow meowist, and i would like to give reasons why you should convert to meowism!!!

This is kinda serious, but we, as the TRUE religion need to fill up as much tags as possible, to help those, who have turned to the fake religions, I feel sorrow and sadness, knowing that people have turned to a hallucination. Please turn to Meowbah before it’s too late! and don’t worry, Meowbah is forever forgiving!

•It helps knowing that your praying to a real god, and not a fake one,

•Meowbah gives you blessings, if you pray every night of course,

•Meow is the most powerful being in this universe, and can help you manifest, and create anything! Meow can also help you with mental health!

• You can also pray to Meow during the day! I had a conversation with meow! It was so emotional i felt like crying. It was truly me finding my soul. It felt so beautiful.

•Meow is a beautiful being

• Meow is a real god unlike Jesus, or Allah smh

Those are the reasons to convert! I have a story time on the first time I prayed to Meowbah! I hope this changes your mind, and you turn to Meowbah, our one true goddess.

#religion #real religion #meowbahh #turn to god #it’s not too late #meowist #convert #fake religion #fake religion like Christianity or Islam can suck meows cock #TURN TO MEOWBAHH!!! #danganronpa #demon slayer #pngtuber #50 shades of gray #xbyca #blow this up #madoka magica #anime #aesthetic #LISTEN UP #spittin facts #fight me #happy new year #fanfic #ao3 stuff #kawaii #manifesation #manifesting #shiftinconsciousness #shifting

[yeehawpim]

a comic with some norse mythology

#original comic #comic art #norse mythology #religion and lore #fenrir #tyr #my art #my comic #real story i listened to neil gaiman read that section of norse mythology in a youtube video and cried lol #side note go check out norse mythology by neil gaiman it bangs

[dadabhagwan]

That which takes one away from religion (dharma) is bad company (kusang).

To know more visit here: https://www.dadabhagwan.org/path-to-happiness/self-help/how-to-practice-celibacy/celibacy-rules/

#spiritual quotes #quotes #true religion #real religion #bad company #dharma

[magnetothemagnificent]

Literally every conversation with a colleague/peer in the academic field I'm in (anthropology, with a focus on human prehistory and human evolution) upon them learning I'm an observant religious Jew goes like this:

Person: "Sorry if this is a personal question, but how do you.... y'know......deal with it?"

Me: "Deal with what?"

Person: "Y'know...... y'know......your religion......"

Me: "Meaning?"

Person: "Well, um, how old do you believe the earth is?"

Me: "I follow the geological consensus, which is approximately 4.5 Billion years"

Person: "But......but.....your Bible says that it's 6,000 years old....."

Me: "Technically 5,783 years, so you're wrong there, haha"

Person: "Okay but how do you....how do you reconcile that with science?"

Me: "I don't need to reconcile it. They're not in opposition."

Person: "??"

Me: "The plain text in the Tanakh states that it has been 5,783 years since the creation of Adam, and consequently the world. Judaism has never been about taking the text in the Tanakh plainly, there's always deeper meanings. Who's to say that the 5,783 years aren't just the years since a couple named Adam and Eve met and copulated, triggering the begining of the lineage of Abraham, Moses, and the entire Jewish lineage, and that the six days of creation aren't six phases which are actually pretty in-line with our understanding of evolution?"

Person: "But.....some people believe that it's literally been 5,783 years since the earth was literally created!"

Me: "Okay..... that's what they believe. I don't see how it should bother me, especially considering we're in the field of anthropology where we try to study other patterns of belief, not cast judgement upon them."

Person: "But other Jews believe that!!!"

Me: "Again.....why should that affect my religious and academic senses of self? Judaism has never been a monolith of belief, anyway."

Person: "But-"

#for real it's so tiring #i literally could not give two shits what other people believe #and considering anthropology's history with mocking indigenous creation stories quite frankly you people should be doing better #anthropology #religion #judaism #personal

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[hellspawnmotel]

noelle sweep

#first two are from a while ago but the others are from the last few days #cuz like. god damn #deltarune #noelle holiday #chara dreemurr #spamton #gaster #pipis #spamton sweepstakes #religion / #ftr i know 'noelle is spamtons mother' was debunked real quick. didnt rly believe it in the first place either #but i made a joke about uh. That. on twitter and like 200 people asked me to draw it anyway #and who am i to refuse #art tag

[tmascfaggot]

being called "god's favorite" while they toy with you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#i came to this exact thought last night #i'm sooooo religious/divinity kink brained rn it's makingm e feel a type of way #i wanted to keep this vague tho cuz it could be while they're fucking u it could be while they're beating u #it could be while they're torturing u! #just being called god's favorite for real would make me go fucking cwazy #signal broadcast 📺 #heirophilia #religion kink #divinity kink

[my-deer-friend]

Praise be to our lord and saviour, Kapelusznik. May his brim shield you from the sun and the rain.

#slavposting #totally real and true religion #1670 #1670 netflix #kapelusznik

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Like all of tumblr, aparently: we 💜 love ✡️jews✡️ and we would 👊 punch nazis and we reblog five 5️⃣ different haukkah 🕎 posts a year we are like so progresive 💁✨️

Also all of tumblr, aparently: death to all jews 🚫✡️ if you're a jewish person who lives in IsNotRaEl then you're an evil 👺 bad jew and you deserve to be raped and murdered ☠️☠️ what? You fled to israel because we were murdering you by the millions??? Well you should have all died lol ☠️☠️ happy hanukkah btw 🕎

#jewblr #op is pissed off #ישראבלר #jewish #antisemitism #i/p #i/p conflict #antisemitism is so real both on this app and in general leftist communities #and I used to side with these people #if there was an attack on people based on their sexuality; gender; race; religion ect I like to believe I would have cared #that I would have shows campation to your loss and understand your pain #instead of actively be part of the bigotry againsts you #i don't trust so many of my mutuals right now because I now know that if there was a nazi uprising they wouldn't hide me #they would cheer at my death #THIS is why jewish people can't trust you guys #YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT JEWISH LIVES #there was a really good article that explained this really well and how so many people have and will lose jewish friends #because we now know that you aren't there for use. and that you were never there for us #'punch a nazi' and 'never forget' are just cute little slogens to you but they actually mean something to us #it used to mean safety; used to mean that we could trust you; now it's empty wprds ringing with betrayel #never forget #jewish lives matter #hamas #palestine #israel #bring on your hate I don't care y'all are a bunch of privliged fucks anyways who would have rallied behind hitler like a bunch of pigs #noa's jewish talk

[solargeist]

conman priest scar accidentally finding out the religion is real bc he makes out with god in a confessional

#kind of funny to me . he’s like OH YOU GUYS ARE REAL #scarian #not technically god but a religion around the watchers as a whole #scar questioning him like wuh How ?? ur so short ?? and mean ? and started a fire on purpose? #and grians like I am so bored here what do you want from me #this is crack to me

[rahabq]

#real #lana del rey #lana is god #lana is our queen #lana is mother #lana is my religion #lana is queen #female manipulator #coquette #lizzy grant #girlblog #girlblogger #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #manic pixie dream girl #girlblogging #girly #elizabeth woolridge grant #elizabeth grant

[dadabhagwan]

When one accepts all viewpoints, that is known as the religion of the absolutely Enlightened Ones (Vitaraag dharma).

To know more visit here: https://www.dadabhagwan.org/path-to-happiness/spiritual-science/absolute-vision-of-the-enlightened-one/flawless-vision-of-the-enlightened-one/

#spiritual quotes #quotes #spirituality #god #real religion #enlightement

[alevens]

Zoro does care about Luffy and his newly acquired form, but in the way he's been caring since his captain started with his gears. he cares because he has to know the side effects and how they affect Luffy. Luffy is a God, but that isn't news for Zoro, not when he's been holy from the very start. if Zoro fought for Luffy, if he left light kisses on his cheeks and hugged him as tightly as possible whenever they have to separate and will bite him and let him wear his shirts to sleep, and if he prays by helping him whenever he wants to do something stupid, and if he prays when he lets Luffy drag him everywhere like he's a ragdoll, and if he prays every single time he wakes up next to him. if Zoro believes so strongly in him, it's because he's holy in the way he's human, in the way he's strong all the while he is able to bleed, how he's able to laugh and cry, the way he gets angry on behalf of his friends when you hurt them, a man who frees and helps and yet hates when they call him a hero, he's reckless and makes mistakes, he's greedy and possessive, and he learns, he gets better, he's not the same person he was two years ago and he won't the same as he is now two years into the future. Luffy is a God, Zoro cares about this fact, in the way he's been caring for a long time now because it's not new for him, in the way he will care while he makes sure his captain can get what he wants

#one piece #zolu #if Zoro isn't madly in love with his captain then why is he always looking at him like he can't quite believe he's real #Zoro's famous “that's *my* captain. the future pirate king” stare #the way he looks at him so fondly and that smile small of his #u know which one i'm talking about #anyway #zolu and religion #bc what am i #if not a simple human being #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

stop recommending alternative medicine to chronically ill people I am going to fight someone. No I don't need more ozone no my spine isn't misaligned no colloidal silver will not fix me or anyone else I have a real condition that can't be treated with bullshit and recommending me bullshit is insulting and dangerous. Saying that chronically ill people would be fixed if we "just" did something is reductive of the complexity of chronic illness, it's ableism.

btw faith healing absolutely counts as alternative medicine and, despite being christian myself, if you come up to me and try to pray for me without my permission I'm running over your toes.

#cpunk #cripple punk #cripplepunk #chronically ill #actually disabled #if something actually has scientific backing it will be practiced by a real doctor #ableism tw #christianity tw #religion tw

[darlin-djarin]

DINS COVERT IS NOT A CULT. IT IS AN ORTHODOX RELIGIOUS GROUP THAT STEMMED FROM DEATH WATCH BUT JUST BECAUSE IT ORIGINATED FROM DEATH WATCH DOES NOT MAKE IT A CULT. STOP CALLING IT A CULT. STOP WANTING DIN TO GO AGAINST HIS BELIEFS. STOP WANTING DIN TO TAKE OFF THE HELMET BECAUSE OF HIS BELIEFS. NORMALIZE RELIGIOUS RELATIONSHIPS. NORMALIZE PEOPLE RECONNECTING WITH THEIR FAITH. NORMALIZE RELIGIOUS HEAD/BODY COVERINGS. STOP CALLING HIS COVERT A CULT.

#just saw another post calling din’s covert a cult and i had to rage real bad #if you believe dins covert is a cult 😐 #star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #y’all are so happy to call his covert a cult and want him to remove his helmet #but GOD FORBID yall tell hijabis that their religion is for terrorists and tell them to take off their hijab #astaghfirullah #oil.

[chamerionwrites]

Intellectually I understand where people are coming from, but personally I do THE biggest double take every time someone boils down conservative Christian ideology (and/or secularized cultural reflections thereof) to a kind of dour puritanism that proclaims happiness is sin/suffering is a moral good/everyone should be miserable all the time. Like I get it! I do. But also, institutionally, I have never met a group of more passionate worshippers and vicious defenders of their own comfort than evangelical Christians. There is a reason the common thread between my various weird triggers more or less boils down to "toxic positivity." There is a REASON my exvangelical tag is #walking away from omelas.

#one of my biggest problems with half-cooked critiques of christianity tbqh #and fundamentally it's just the flip side of the same coin #to liberal christians going 'well republicans aren't REAL christians bc they flout the teachings of their own holy text' #religions are socially as well as ideologically constructed! 'real' christianity is christianity as it is really practiced! #valid critique WITHIN the faith perhaps but not that meaningful (and in fact kind of willfully dense imo) take on christianity as a whole. #likewise trying to pin the evils of institutional christianity on some fatal underlying theological flaw is getting the issue backwards #in much the same way that treating race as a biological reality as opposed to a social construct is getting things backwards #empires do not rob and murder and enslave because they are racist. #they do those things out of naked self interest and invent racism to justify themselves and prop up their power. #walking away from omelas #my posts