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what-if-nct · 5 months

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NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Taeil: Knows exactly what to do. Gets down to business. Will leave you more than satisfied.

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.

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meowmk · 1 month

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nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily

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qtenthusiasm · 1 month

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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

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random-incorrect-things · 2 months

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Renjun: *hands Haechan a lush bag* Listen, I know we don't get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you're feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Haechan: *opens bag* This is a toaster.

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bunnypig18 · 4 months

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NCT Text Posts (7) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (8)

#nct #nct dream #nct 127 #meme #text posts #incorrect quotes #nct meme #nct text posts #nct incorrect quotes #renjun #haechan #jaemin #taeyong #jaehyun

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0x1mina · 11 months

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salesperson : would a huang renjun please come to the front desk?

renjun, arriving : hello, is there a problem?

salesperson : [ points to 7dream ] i believe they belong to you?

haechan : we got lost :(

renjun : I DIDN’T EVEN BRING ANY OF YOU WITH ME

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full-hd-sun · 6 months

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renjun: if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'

chenle: and the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'

donghyuck: then the opposite of 'constitution' is-

mark: LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

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nctnationz · 3 months

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mark lee x f!reader part 1

cw: kys joke <3

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withlovealwqys · 7 months

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context:

you are siblings and are joining the same party!

no chenle and jisung!

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mxrkies · 5 months

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*NCT DREAM groupchat*

Jaemin: are y'all dating? Be for real pls

Donghyuck: ABSOLUTELY-

Renjun: I knew it!

Donghyuck:....NOT

Mark: *sighs in relief*

CHENLE: so y'all ARE dating

Renjun: why is your username in full caps?

CHENLE: cuz im IMPORTANT

jisung: then me?

CHENLE: you come in second which is AFTER AND LOWER than me

MARK HAS LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

CHENLE: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, COME BACK HERE

DONGHYUCK HAS LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Jaemin: GET BACK HERE

jisung: they're gone, just gotta accept it and.....they are dating

Renjun: I knew it!

jisung: im joking

Renjun: 😔😔😔

CHENLE: 🤭🤭🤭

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cumyongie · 1 year

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Renjun: I'm going to play a new drinking game. Every time I feel depressed, I take a sip.

Chenle: That game exists. It's called "alcoholism".

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what-if-nct · 7 months

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Doyoung: You are raising criminals.

Taeyong: They aren't criminals.

Doyoung: Who here has committed arson?

Renjun, Yangyang, Haechan, Yuta, Hendery & Chenle: *raises hands*

Doyoung: Who here has sold drugs?

Johnny, Jaehyun, Yuta, Hendery, Chenle, Jisung, Haechan, Yangyang, & Winwin: *raises hands*

Doyoung: Prostitution.

Yuta, Ten, Jungwoo, Taeyong, & Xiaojun: *raises hands*

Winwin: I didn't realize that's what the blind date Ten set me up on was.

Xiaojun: Why'd you keep doing it after you found out?

Winwin: That is none of your business.

Doyoung: Money laundering?

Chenle, Kun & Winwin: *raises hands*

Doyoung: Tax evasion?

Kun: That company went under so it doesn't count.

Doyoung: Attempted murder?

Renjun, Haechan, Yuta and Yangyang: *raises hands*

Doyoung: Murder?

Renjun: I was acquitted of those charges!

Haechan: They never found proper evidence against me!

Yuta & Chenle: *slowly raises hands*

Doyoung: You were saying?

Taeyong: They have their reasons and did nothing wrong.

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meowmk · 1 month

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NCT CRACK TWEETS PART 3 BABY

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qtenthusiasm · 2 months

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renjun: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.

jaemin: i sleep with a knife.

mark: both of you are pathetic.

jaemin: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

mark: donghyuck. ultimate weapon.

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random-incorrect-things · 4 months

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Renjun: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Jaemin: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~

Renjun: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Haechan, recording: This is so cute.

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bunnypig18 · 1 year

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#nct #meme #text post #incorrect quotes #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct meme #nct text post #nct incorrect quotes #doyoung #renjun #jaemin #johnny #ten

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