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brokentrafficknight · 4 months

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Canon Ruby's already kind of a harem protagonist but still

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #penny polendina #oscar pine #olivia pine #whitley schnee #whitrose #rosegarden #lancaster #nuts n dolts #probably like 20 different OT3 OT4 and OT5 names I'm too lazy to tag #ruby's harem #genderbend

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notmaplemable · 6 months

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Post 1: Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune)

Post 2: White Rose (Ruby x Weiss)

Post 3: Nuts & Dolts (Ruby x Penny)

Post 4:

Post 5: War Of The Roses (Ruby x Jaune x Weiss)

Post 6:

#rwby #rwby polls #ruby rose #rwby ladybug #milk and cereal #greek rose #strawbana #bumblebug #rwby red velvet #roseprism #rwby wild rose #rwby bright eyes #rwby mechabug #ruby's harem

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months

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Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

#rwby #jaune arc #mama arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #arkos #nora's arc #martial arcs #jaune harem

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lwde-encrusted-sideblog · 2 months

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Jaune: *Shitposting on his favorite Ecuadorian Pottery Page*

Pop-Up Ad: L0CAL BED-BUGS IN YOUR AREA! Hot Bug-Girls are looking for Breeders!

Jaune: Heh, As if.

Wasp!Faunus Cinder: *Pressing her face against his window*

Firefly!faunus Penny: *Peeking from his Door*

Hercules Beetle!Faunus Yang: *Coming up from his floor boards*

Moth!Faunus Pyrrha: *Peeking from his closet*

Ladybug!faunus Ruby: *Coming up from behind him*

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Suddenly I fear for my Pelvis.

Jaune: AAAAAHHH!

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sirazaroff · 7 months

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I have an idea that involves Velvet and i wanted to ask you what you thought of it! :3

A few days after RWBY and Jaune return from the Ever After, Velvet notices that Jaune is keeping his distance from her, and she has no idea why. She asks all of Team RWBY and even Nora, Ren, and Oscar, but they don’t know why he’s doing it either.

She tells Coco about it and she immediately wants to figure it out and the two basically corner Jaune to get him to talk. He relents pretty quickly and says he’s doing it to make sure he doesn’t make Velvet uncomfortable.

Velvet has no idea why he’d make her feel that way, he’s her friend after all, so Jaune explains that soon after returning from Ever After he caught himself reaching to touch her ears out of Habit because he did it with Juniper whenever he was stressed or needed something to ground himself, but he knows that touching a Faunus Trait is a very serious and intimate thing and felt horrible for nearly intruding on her personal space.

Velvet is touched by his thoughtfulness and says she appreciates it immensely, but he doesn’t have to distance himself from his friends, all he had to do was explain from the start and she would understand, and now she does :3

Coco’s still hung up on the fact that Jaune was friends with an honest-to-gods Jackalope LANSKXSBJS

And after Coco and Vel confront him

Sorry I just! I love this scene you’ve set up so much that I wanted to see come to life. Jaune’s always treated so strangely in this fandom. He’s really not that bad if you just focus for a sec.

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I totally see this scenario being believable. All that trauma from his time in the Everafter. And Juniper was his only stability for so so so long…you don’t forget someone like that. See their ghost in familiar places, in familiar people.

I think it’ll do him good to start being made to process his issues. I haven’t made it to V9 yet but my take on Jaune is he’s just having a bad day constantly. Underdog healer. Being around new company will do him good. Help him process. I think when the trio are alone together they’ll make a lot of progress with that. Unload a lot of that baggage he’s been carrying.

Anyways, boy’s gonna be fine. He’s in good hands and even better company~

Thank you for sending the ask! Here have this for me taking so long.

Now. Time to play catch up with my inbox.

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littlelewdmable · 7 months

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Blake: Have you all noticed how kinky Penny is getting?

Jaune: Yep. I've lost count of how many times she's seduced me.

Ruby: It's every night for me.

Yang: I'm getting sore from all the screwing.

Weiss: I don't have the stamina to keep up with her.

Pyrrha: I think I might have accidentally corrupted some of her data the last time we did it. That might be why.

Nora: Nah, I think she was always going to be kinky, it was just a matter of time.

Ren: It's hard to resist.

Oscar: Honestly, I didn't get what all the hoopla with Penny was until she did the expanda-boob thing. Now I think I'm hooked.

Blake: So she's screwed everyone but me?

Ruby: She's probably just waiting for the bondage gear to get in before she does.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #penny's harem #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #rwby smut #pyrrha nikos #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #oscar pine

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reashot · 10 months

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Surprise! It's all just a dream.

This is sequel to you know what...

Jaune: No Ruby... *mumbling in his sleep* No Ruby, don't marry him. I know Oscar is a great guy and all, but please don't go through with it.

Ruby: Oh did you have a bad dream. *playfully ruffle Jaune's hair* There, there.

Jaune then snatches Ruby's hand while he still in his sleep.

Ruby: Jaune?!

Jaune: No! Please don't go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for never noticing your feeling. I'm sorry for being such a dumb dense doo doo head for all those years.

Ruby: Well, at least you finally realized it. I can't believe it took you this long.

Jaune: No please, Ruby please no....

Ruby: Oh Jaune. Here let me help you. *grabs blanket*

Jaune: *mumble* Ruby please don't leave me...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... I promise I will never leave you.

Jaune: *wakes up* Huh. Ruby did I say something in my sleep?

Ruby: No you slept like a log.

Jaune: Oh, okay then. I could have sworn that I just confessed to you.

Ruby: W-what makes you think that?

Jaune: I guess it's just a dream... But anyway. Ruby do you want to go out with me?

Ruby: *gasp* Really!? *cough* I mean, if I may ask. What brought this on?

Jaune: I guess... I just don't want to wait around anymore. And Ruby I love you...

Ruby: (Screaming internally) Yes Jaune! Yes.... Wait, wait, wait. When you said you love me do you love me as a friend or do you love me, love me?

Jaune: I guess it's my fault for being so indecisive for so long. Ruby, I want to apologize first before hand for what i'm about to do.

Ruby: Apologize for what?

She is then surprised by what happened. Jaune quickly grabs both of her wrist and push her down so he is now on top of her.

Jaune: Does this answer your questions?

Ruby: Jaune what's gotten into you?!

Jaune: I had a dream. Where I saw you in the arm of another man. I said to myself that as long as you're happy, I can be happy with it too. But it's a lie. When I see you smiling happily with someone other than me. I felt something died inside of me. Ruby. I don't like it... I don't like it when I see you with being in love with someone else. And I don't like it that deep down I have this feeling. If you aren't all mine, I can't stand it.

Ruby can't believe what she's hearing. Jaune finally letting out what's bottling inside of him. Looking up she can see him trembling and while it faint she can sees him starts crying on top of her.

Ruby: Jaune. It's okay. What you're feeling is normal. It just means you Love me so much that you want me to only be with you.

Jaune: But it's wrong thing to do, it's selfish and kinda sexist to say that I want you for myself... Anyway, I shouldn't have said that.

Ruby: Oh Jaune. I wish you stop with that misguided moral of yours. What if tell you that I like it when you think of me like that?

Jaune: Ruby are you sure?

Ruby: Yes Jaune. Contrary to what you might think there are woman that like being wanted like that. It made us felt cherished and valued. So don't fret with what society might think and just follow your heart... And I should do too. Jaune I love you too.

Jaune: Ruby I...

Ruby: Now kiss me lover boy.

The two finally kisses each other for the first time. Their lips stuck to each others that it felt like an eternity. At last the two finally joined to one another.

Ruby's Version:

Ruby: No Jaune, no don't...

Jaune: Aww... Ruby is having a nightmare. Here let me rub your head. I hope it help you out a bit.

Ruby: Jaune how could you... With my own sister.

Jaune: Oh Yang seems to be there with me as well. I wonder what we're doing that caused Ruby to react like this?

Ruby: And my own mother too... Am I not enough for you?

Jaune: With Summer too. And what do you mean by enough, Ruby?

Ruby: No. How could you say such a thing to me Jaune... How could you hurt me like this...

Jaune: Wait-what did I say to Ruby in her dream?

Ruby: Blake, Weiss. What are you doing here?.. Why are you joining my sis and my mom in his bed?

Jaune: They're doing what in my bed???

Ruby: J-Jessica what are you doing here? You're not even part of our franchise... You're just a one-off crossover character. Go back to DC.

Jaune: Who's Jessica?

Ruby: No... H-how could you do all of them in front of me... Stop making that face mom... Yang get off from on top of him... Weiss don't put Jaune's thing in your mouth... Blake stop purring when he is doing you... And Jaune please don't say you think Jessica is better than me...

Jaune: What on Remnant is going on inside Ruby's dream. What am I doing with all of them in my bed?

Ruby: Okay that's it. I'm joining in I don't care about what will happens any more... He, he, he Jaune it's finally my turn....

Jaune: I-I think I better leave you alone in your sleep... Sweet dream Ruby.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #jaune #ruby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #jessica x jaune #weiss schnee #summer rose #jaune harem #jessica cruz #knightlight

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madmanwonder · 9 months

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#rwby #rwby memes #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #ruby rose #dc comics #green lantern comics #jessica cruz #rwby x justice league #jaune harem #pyrrha isn’t pleased #jaune is a confused little noodle boy #yandere pyrrha

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theloneotaku158 · 10 months

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This meme came to me in a dream. Now personally, I don't really care for ship wars. I just think “Jaune x harem” is dumb.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby ships #lancaster #white knight #arkos #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #jaune x harem #(derogatory)

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howlingday · 8 months

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@notmaplemable 's post got me thinkin… how about the Tomska Tell Me Something I Don’t Know video please?

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Ruby: Hey, Yang... I, uh, I guess you already heard about Blake?

Yang: ...Yup.

Ruby: And how she's dating Sun.

Yang: ...Yeah.

Ruby: And also Ilia.

Yang: ...I know.

Ruby: And how they all-

Yang: I know!

Ruby: -had sex.

Yang: Why don't you tell me something I don't know?

Ruby: ...The dot on a lower case i is called a tittle. And the dot on a lower case j is also called a tittle.

Yang: ...I know that. Tell me something I don't know!

Ruby: Uh, humans and bananas share 50% of the same DNA.

Yang: I know that, Ruby! Please! Tell me something I don't know!

Ruby: You can swallow up to eight spiders in your sleep!

Yang: Tell me something I don't know!

Ruby: A group of corgis is called a rowdy!

Yang: (Slaps Ruby) Tell me something I don't know!

Ruby: Y-Yang, please!

Yang: TELL MEEEEEE!

#rwby #my submissions #tomska #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blacksun #catmeleon #blake's harem

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dinodogs · 6 months

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Hi sorry guys I'm ranting abt how much I love rwby again <3

Rwby is SUCH a standout series in its genre, especially for the time period it originally came out in! Specifically, with Ruby and Jaune. I'm pretty sure literally everyone watching it was thinking "oh, underdog male character. he's going to end up a badass hero and overshadowing the female protag" and we all just expected it but no!!!!

Jaune fell into the role of a healer, a role typically occupied by a female character. and adding onto that, Ruby and Jaune, being both the leading guy and leading girl, are more of siblings then any kind of romantic. Its been pretty blatantly stated they are friends and always will be, which I love.

And don't let the fact Jaunes the leading guy fool you into thinking Rubys not the protag. He's just the most commonly reoccuring male character and despite this no, I don't consider him a main character. Rubys still the protag, she's still the main focus and she always will be. We're following Ruby's journey, not Jaunes and thats frequently shown. No matter wtf weird incels on reddit say, Jaunes not the mc, but he is an important character and he plays an important role in both the series, and in anime in general.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #hate the jaune harem shit tho its fucking gross #stop that. Be normal about Jaune arc challenge #personal

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months

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Jaune points to penny " did you bang the robot ruby?

Ruby " .... Yes

Jaune " well so did I

Penny " then maybe you too should also bang

Week later

Ruby " and that yang is how i became part if a trouple

Yang " 😭😭 you use to watch blues clues

Weiss: Is that truly what happened?

Blake: I mean, They were less crude about it, but yeah. Jaune and Ruby slept with Penny, Ruby told Yang about it, and That's what set her off this time.

Weiss: Hmm. Well, then I need to speak to them as well.

Blake: You also slept with Penny?

Weiss: I also slept with Penny.

Blake: ... Please don't leave me with "Console Yang" Duty again.

Yang: *Sobbing* Her favorite Ice cream was Cookie Dough! She'd always have on top of fresh Baked Cookies!

Weiss: Sorry, I have to be a part of my girlfriend's harem.

Blake: Where's my Harem ...

Weiss: There's a member right there *points at Yang* Goodbye!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #penny polendina #penny harem #frostbyte #nuts and dolts #arculus rift #arculus rose #asks and answers #anonymous

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betabites · 1 month

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: RWBY Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Blake Belladonna Additional Tags: Fluff, Comfort, Canon Compliant, Flirting, Talking around a point, Light Angst

Yang is having trouble paying attention during the morning briefing...

Takes place during Volume 7, around Chapter 5, shortly before the events of RWBY: Arrowfell (My BMBLB fic index).

Written for Bumbleby Week 2024: Day 6: Comfort (more in the 'reaching a new comfortable status quo' sense than the usual).

( @bumblebyweek-blog )

#Bumbleby #BumblebyWeek #BumblebyWeek2024 #GREENLIGHTVOLUME10 #SaveTeamRWBY #SaveRWBY #SaveCRWBY #Yang Xiao Long #Blake Belladonna #Weiss Schnee #Ruby Rose #we can debate the exact canonity of Arrowfell #I'm generally in the same field as with Grimm Eclipse #It happened but adjusted for gameplay conceits #C'mon are you going to tell me Blake's Fanclub isn't canonical?#Blake Belladonna - actual harem anime protagonist and ranger princess #*accusatory pointing* 'this is a reverse harem!'#'There's debauchery here!'

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mushroomjar · 10 months

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I just think Oshi No Ko could've been extremely good if it hadn't been written by a man

#not to be a misandrist but the potential was sooo there and it was thrown away bc the mangaka would rather write a harem for his mid #male protagonist which for some reason had to include incest???? between a 30-something man and his previously 16 year old patient #'wah wah now they're the same age' NOT MENTALLY. WE ESTABLISHED THAT IN THE FIRST EPISODE. DID WE ALREADY FORGET THAT #like i know they're trying to retcon that but baby aqua still behaved like a 30-something doctor and baby-ruby acted like a 16 year old. bc #THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE!!!#also why does the mangaka hate women. i thought this was aqua and ruby's story and yet ruby has 0 importance to the plot #of all the shows i had to drop to focus on my exams i'm glad i dropped this one #the way they handled the entirety of akane's plot was so weird too like :/ girl #the way they trashed kana's arc hurts me so much bc i've loved acting my whole life so i was so excited to watch a critique of that industry #but noooo then we couldn't add her to the list of girls who have the hots for aqua could we :/#cat rambles #not main tagging bc i'm scared #edit: i was willing to put up with the reincarnation plotline!! i was willing to put up with it if it meant a cool mystery story + criticism #of idol and acting and everything industries!! but nooooo!! the mangaka can't write an interesting mystery if he's too busy making a harem #for his uninteresting protagonist!!!

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littlelewdmable · 6 months

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Unlimited Harems AU: Team SRAW Part 2

Summer: *Walks into the inn room they're using for the night*

Summer: Bad news, none of my old contacts, that believe it's me, can help.

Weiss: So we'll have to go with a drastic option.

Jaune: It's going to be interesting to see my parents after so long. I wonder what they're going to say.

Ruby: I'm sure they'll welcome you back, Jaune.

Jaune: Them welcoming me back isn't what I'm worried about, it's if they're ever going to let me go again.

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This time you'll be voting for a random encounter while SRAW are walking to Domremy.

Sometimes you'll know what the encounter options are, sometimes you don't. That's the fun of it.

The encounters can either be random enemies, the start of a subplot, advancing a romance plot, some sexy time, etc.

usually you'll have six options, but this time we'll do four.

#rwby #rwby au #rwby unlimited harems au #ruby rose #jaune arc #weiss schnee #summer rose

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madmanwonder · 1 year

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Ask "I'm pregnant and it's yours" Team RWBY tells this to Jaune.

Jaune:…oh…

#rwby #jaune arc #team rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lancaster #white knight #knightshade #dragonslayer #colorguard #polyamory #harem ship #meme post #meme ask #i am pregnant meme

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