#sbi + tubbo

[nomsfaultau]

Dark sbi where Tommy accidentally kidnaps Philza, not knowing he’s a crime lord. And he swears it was an accident! He just, you know, panicked. Tommy and Tubbo were just minding their own business slapping graffiti on a building (practicing their art skills, you see) when a cop started screeching at them, apparently not an appreciator of the fine arts. And since Mrs. Innit would KILL him if he got arrested, Tommy panics and takes a hostage, shouting at the cop not to take a step further or he’ll kill the random civilian he’s ducked behind so he can’t get shot.

Meanwhile Philza isn’t entirely paying attention, and realizes there’s suddenly a small child sheltering behind him from a cop. He gives the cop the nastiest look imaginable, which causes them to back off enough that Tommy thinks his plan is working. Once the negotiations start Philza is baffled by who would have the gall to kidnap him, and so poorly at that. Frankly it’s an umbrage to face the work of an amateur.

Well, till the abductor asks his name. “…do you not know who I am.?”

Tommy squints at the guy. His suit looks kinda fancy? Is it better or worse for him if he managed to randomly capture some Wall Street schmuck? “Hell no,” he hisses. “And I don’t care. I’m a dangerous guy alright? You don’t know what I’ll do to you.”

Philza’s laugh causes the cop to advance, wagering the situation isn’t intense. But because Tubbo’s ‘Yes And’ game is a force to be reckoned with, he casually pulls out a nerf gun (painted to look real for a prank on Ranboo) and trains it on the cop. Philza is positively delighted as he realizes just how amateur his abductors are. Oh this will be a riot to watch.

With more bluffing than Tommy knew he had in him, promising the hostage 20 bucks if he pretended to go along with it, the pure manic chaos bleeding from Tubbo’s eyes and ample gun waving, and creative use of spray paint in the eyes of the chasing cops, Tommy and Tubbo somehow manage to book it. For some reason the hostage keeps up with them instead of escaping. Huh. Can you develop Stockholm syndrome that fast? Tommy would ask, but he’s panting from sprinting. And as they live in an unjust world, hostage guy isn’t even breaking a sweat despite the three piece suit.

“You’re not going to get far on foot,” Philza murmurs. As corrupt and useless as the cops are for most things in this city, he doesn’t imagine there’d actually be that much fuss over a random man being kidnapped, but he wonders what they’ll do if spooked a little more. It’s been amusing thus far. The boys bicker, then elect to force him to drive as neither have licenses. They don’t ask him to drive to their homes, instead some secondary location. Smart, albeit Philza will definitely know both addresses within the hour.

While Tommy is busy ‘threatening’ Philza about the consequences of not getting them there, Tubbo just leans over from a bag of chips he’s munching on and offers them to Phil. Tommy rounds on him, less for showing exploitable kindness to the hostage and more for eating the Doritos that were meant to be his. Philza almost chides them for revealing each other’s names, but decides it might just be easier to hand them notes at the end of this. So far they aren’t getting a passing grade in abduction. But he has to admit it’s far more entertaining than the ‘business’ meeting he was planning to attend.

(Techno, meanwhile, hasn’t heard from Philza and is going BALLISTIC trying to figure out who kidnapped him. From the police report Phil just kinda went along with it, and looked terrified after a private exchange with the abductor, which has to mean the threat is ungodly to convince the Angel of Death to submit. Techno’s about to have a panic attack imagining the unthinkable horrors happening to his best friend, and is only holding it off by doing atrocities about it. This is the THIRD secret criminal organization he’s ripped apart in the last two hours and PHILZA ISNT HERE EITHER!?)

Philza has decided he likes his kidnappers. They’re not experienced in the slightest, but they make up for it with bravado, determination, and a certain lack of rationality that is necessary in the line of business Philza is in. Yes. They’ll do nicely if given a little guidance.

It’s half an hour before either of them notice Philza is driving aimlessly and they don’t recognize the city around them at all. “Hm? Next time I don’t recommend you give the hostage control of the vehicle. I could have immediately driven to the police station.”

Tommy frowns, almost more nervous at the implication the obvious blackmail would go unused. “…why didn’t you?”

“There’s no love lost between the cops and I. And even more importantly, you amuse me. I like your…potential.” He grins at the soft click of Tommy covertly trying the handle and finding the car doors locked. “Getting out at this speed is almost always fatal, Tommy.”

Tubbo lifts the muzzle of the fake gun towards him. “Let us go right. now.”

Philza leans over, ruffling Tubbo’s hair. The teen gulps at the glimpse of the holster Philza’s jacket was hiding, sharing a wide eyed look with Tommy. “I’m not exactly scared of foam bullets, mate.” He chuckles lowly at the tension freezing both of them. “Relax. You’ll be home by dinner. After you went through all the effort of kidnapping me to avoid trouble with your parents, I don’t intend to ruin it. I like you two; you have spunk I don’t see often. After all, it takes a lot of guts to kidnap the leader of the Syndicate.”

#Sbi #dark sbi #dark sbi fanfic #sbi fanfic #angel duo #clingy duo #emerald duo #philza #tommyinnit #technoblade #sbi au #tubbo #tw kidnapping #philza fanfic #tommyinnit fanfic #tubbo fanfic #for the record auto suggest tried to make the first sentence: #Dark sbi where Tommy accidentally kidnaps Philza not knowing he’s a vampire #Which is insanely different direction but also would be fun #But reverse mafia kidnapping story was the goal so #something to nom on

[foolsocracy]

SHIT I never sent it in. #82 with Techno (or another DSMP character if there's no lyrics that match)?

everybody spits poison

#tried something a little different here lol #i wouldnt make this a tubbo-techno song id prob go w another sbi (tommy) but the glowing reminded me of fireworks lol #c!tubbo #c!techno #technoblade #ask game #my art #this was actually really fun #thanks for the ask!!! #anon #dsmp #fireworks duo #or is it firework duo #who can say anymore

[accursed-worm]

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#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #text post edits #tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #ranboo #tubbo #quackity #slimecicle #jschlatt #fundy #tntduo #sleepy bois inc #sbi #crimeboys #bedrock bros #bench trio #allium duo #clingy duo #beeduo #dapduo #neopolitan trio #custody trio

[bubvy]

AU where Phil is rich and spoils his sons. That’s it.

(Kristin is the money maker. Phil is a malewife)

#tommyinnit fanart #technofanart #wilbur soot fanart #philza fanart #sleepy bois fanart #bedrock bros #crimeboys #emerald duo #sbi #mumza fanart #tubbo

[aspelbees]

Dadza needs a break

#mcytblr #mcyt #mcytumblr #mcyt fanart #dsmp #c!philza #c!wilbur #c!techno #c!tubbo #c!tommy #c!ranboo #sbi fanart #bench trio fanart #sleepy bois fanart #philza fanart #technoblade fanart #tommyinit fanart #ranboo fanart #wilbur fanart #tubbo fanart #dsmp fanart

[jackinthebox80085]

How the SBI + others would draw themselves!

#wilbur soot #quackity #philza minecraft #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #charlie slimecicle #technoblade #dsmp #sbi fanart #dsmp meme #dsmp headcanons #sbi

[noxious-fennec]

For someone who vibrates if he thinks about the guy for too long, I don't draw ctommy nearly as much as I should

#why yes those *are* the aroace rings thank you for noticing #yes i gave him some pomegranate parafenelia he deserves a sprinkle of my culture #some more design notes: the jacket is repurposed from wilbur's old pogtopia coat #and tubbo's bandana is wrapped the same place revivedbur's bandage is #my hc is that post revival he is just constantly cold (ahem rheumatism ahem) so he has minimum three layers on at all times #layers being his l'manberg shirt his classic tommyinnit tm shirt and a knitted sweater vest of friend's wool #the red on his sleeves is from helping wilbur with the redstone in ho16 #oh and the evil eye cus more culture why not #thats all the design choices but i do want to mention #i took inspiration from art nouveau specifically alohonse mucha's art. however. only after i finished rendering the jacket did i remember #the clothes werent supposed to be so detailed #but its fine its a feature now #oh and the sbi braid dont forget that #ive ranted for so long now i think i may add this all in the reblogs later #but yeah hope yall like it #my art #dsmp #dsmp fanart #ctommy #ctommy fanart #fennec. art

[jubmato]

HEY. YOU THERE. GRABS YOU. warrior cats dsmp au. cbenchtrio & csbi designs

im not very good at drawing cats so IGNORE any mistakes you may find in their anatomy. im too lazy to find refs

design notes will be in reblogs... they will be in both image and text form!! please observe it took me forever to type that shit

#art #my art #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp art #oh boy! tag time! #tommyinnit #dsmp tommyinnit #ctommy #tommyinnit fanart #cranboo #ranboo #dsmp ranboo #ranboo fanart #ctubbo #tubbo #dsmp tubbo #tubbo fanart #ctechno #technoblade #dsmp technoblade #technoblade fanart #cphil #philza #dsmp philza #philza fanart #cwilbur #thats all the tagging he's getting. desolate emoji #benchtrio #sbi

[towerofluin]

SBI Whumptober Day 1: scars

extra little comic below cut :3

does this count for extra prompt 1: muzzle as well lmao

#sbi whumptober #technoblade #technoblade fanart #philza #philza fanart #ranboo #ranboo fanart #tubbo #tubbo fanart #antarctic empire #smpe #smp earth #mcyt #whump #comic #digital art #blood #blood cw #fanart

[angelf1re]

cuddle Headcanons: SBI +some

Philza:

Techno:

Tommy:

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Jack:

#mcyt #mcyt x reader #jack manifold #sbi #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza minecraft #ranboo #tubbo #x reader

[jestroer]

Happy holidays, @i-amtransexual !! This is my gift for @mcytblrholidayexchange! Hope you have a wonderful time and hopefully enjoy my present! :D

#Really hope you like it! #I really wanted to do something fantasy-like but i couldnt come up with anything at the time so i went for just a little nice thing #with sbi + beeduo #havent drawn them in a while hope you like em :) #mcytblr holiday exchange #dsmp #its kinda dsmp kinda just their minecraft characters but yeah #mcyt #technoblade #wilbur #philza #tubbo #ranboo #tommyinnit #ranboos having a burger tantrum in the background #court jester's art

[nomsfaultau]

Problem solving is their forte.

#The scp foundation is gaslight gatekeep girlboss #perfectly balanced as all things should be #manipulate mansplain malewife #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc #sbi family dynamic #sbi au #philza minecraft #scp philza #wilbur soot #scp wilbur #tommyinnit #scp tommyinnit #technoblade #scp technoblade #sbi scp au #Yah Wilbur is associated w the color black but that didn’t work for their piece it’s my symbolism I get to break it when I feel like it #fault au #Tubbo in the background screaming NO! BAD! #something to nom on

[imaginemcyt]

growing up with sbi would include...

synopsis: what it's like to grow up part of the minecraft family in a semi-canon sbi au.

tw: mentions of fighting, some hurt/comfort. i think that's it!

listen to: runaway by aurora, seven by taylor swift, soldier poet king by the oh hellos, poet by bastille

inside jokes with tommy. obscure references that nobody else understands, it's like a secret language. someone will say something and you two will look at each other before bursting into laughter.

"hey mates, i'm thinking pasta for dinner. how does that sound? ...what? what's so funny?" *you and tommy crying of laughter in the background*

you're probably closest with technoblade. it's no secret that wilbur and tommy spend a ton of time together, especially after the creation of l'manberg, so you tend to gravitate towards techno.

techno lowkey really enjoys your presence, you're "marginally less annoying" than your other siblings.

in reality, it's a huge ego boost for him.

you're still super close with tommy, though. you're probably closer to him in age, so you guys hang out together.

you guys have a chore schedule because there was too much fighting over it before.

occasionally you trade chores with tommy, which gets on phil's nerves sometimes but whatever, as long as the chores get done.

wilbur plays you his newest songs to get your opinion on them.

once when you were a kid, wilbur accidentally got gum in your long hair and it had to be cut short. your hair went from knee-length braid to chin length bob thanks to wilbur's gum and phil's handiwork with a pair of kitchen shears.

not quite sbi but some would argue he is (we'll call him sbi-adjacent), you're extremely close with tubbo.

you probably had a crush on him when you were growing up 😭😭

you couldn't help your ten year old self!! he was sweet and he was your age and he was your closest friend! how could you not develop a crush on the bee boy????

maybe it didn't go away and maybe you married him?? and then ranboo gets introduced to the mix and suddenly you're all happily married?? omfg im squealing sorry

you guys are literally the song its nice to have a friend by taylor swift

anyway back to your regularly scheduled sbi content

you're the gardener in your family. techno has his potatoes, yeah, but you have your beautiful garden of sugar cane, wheat, and carrots. you have mushrooms galore and your flower patches? unmatched.

when you were young, you loved hand picking the mushrooms out of your garden for dadza to put in the mushroom stew.

techno used to braid your hair for you when you were young. every day your hair was neatly braided and out of your face.

but lord knows between your habit of tree climbing and your adventures in the creek with tommy and tubbo, the braid would be proper messy at the end of the day.

you'd take a bath and then when you were clean and dressed, techno would braid it for you again before bed.

you'd sit in front of the fire, and he'd braid your hair in silence, but if you asked him to tell you a story, he'd hide a smile and then dive into a tale from greek mythology.

you'd fall asleep there, curled up in front of the fire, and techno would gently pick you up and carry you to your bed, the voices screaming at him to protect you the entire time.

if you get hurt on your little adventures, phil will carefully bandage you up before wrapping you in his wings for a warm embrace.

when you're sad, you usually seek out wilbur. he's the best one to go to out of your brothers. he will give you a hug and listen to you vent, or he'll play you songs on his guitar if you don't want to talk about it.

tommy doesn't know how to handle it if you're upset. if you want a distraction, he's your man. he'll take you to the creek or to visit tubbo, asking what kind of mischief you'd like to get up to, or he's plugging in his video game console, handing you a controller. if you're seeking comfort, look somewhere else because good lord LMAOOO, if you're crying he's probably like "hey what are you doing? stop that" *disgusted face*

techno isn't good at comfort, and he'll most likely ignore you, but he'll let you wear his cloak or rest your head on his shoulder. if you're crying, he might wrap an arm around you and read to you to help you feel better.

if phil sees you upset, he'll wrap his wings around you and let you cry it out before asking you what's wrong. and when phil asks, it's less of a "tell me if you'd like" and more of a "you will tell me what's upsetting you and we will talk it out". he wants to help you feel better and he can't determine the best course of action if you're being secretive about your feelings. he may pry, but he really means well.

techno teaches you how to defend yourself once after a spider catches you off guard in your garden. luckily he was there to protect you, but after that he decided it was time you learn to do that for yourself.

one time you got in trouble at school for fighting a girl and when you got home, phil surprisingly wasn't mad at you. he sat you down at the kitchen table and was like "fighting? really mate? that isn't like you."

you explained to him that the girl was being mean to tubbo and he wouldn't defend himself so you did it.

you didn't get in trouble, instead he gave you a lengthy discussion on how violence isn't the answer, but ended it by saying how he was proud of you for standing up for your friend.

techno was secretly proud that you used some of the moves he taught you.

this got super long my bad 😭 but i could legit go on and on about sbi family dynamic all day long. please let me know if you'd like a part two because i'd be so happy to make one!!

#dream smp #mcyt #mcyts x reader #x reader #dream #tommyinnit #dsmp headcanon #dsmp #dsmp x reader #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza minecraft #dadza #sbi fanfic #sbi #sbi x reader #sbi family dynamic #tubbo

[accursed-worm]

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#never editing a twt post again there is SO MUCH MORE you need to do #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #text post edits #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #slimecicle #wilbur soot #quackity #technoblade #philza #fundy #jschlatt #sleepy bois inc #sbi #bench trio #allium duo #beeduo #clingy duo #tntduo #dapduo #crimeboys #bedrock bros #twins duo #sand duo #tallerduo #pumpkinduo #autotune trio

[bubvy]

AU: Everyone revived glows slightly in the dark due to the spells used to bring them back

Tommy and Wil glow purple, techno def glows yellow.

I like to think Phil also glows (deaths angel and all that)

They are terrifying to see at night.

(Phil definitely uses his glow as an intimidation tactic)

#tommyinnit fanart #technofanart #wilbur soot fanart #philza fanart #sleepy bois fanart #sbi #bedrock bros #crimeboys #emerald duo #tubbo fanart

[ryemackerel]

simple piece i got out just in time for new years!! its not much, but its something i genuinely enjoyed drawing, comfort piece if you will.

this year has been full of its own unique stories. i could go on and on about all the things ive learned this year, each interest ive gone through, every friend ive met, but that would take ages dude BWAAHAHA

it’s about to be new year’s in a few hours over in the philippines. i cant stress possibly how thankful i am to have known every one of you. we’ve grown a ton since the start of this year, and knowing a ton of you still stuck by is insane.

ryemackerel nation still goes strong!! even if things are a bit quiet nowadays, im still very thankful many of you found at least one of my pieces enjoyable. :) thank you for the amazing year, take care of yourselves and stay safe this year.

ryan 2022 !! now 2023…👹👹

#ryemackerel art thing #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #sbi fanart #sbi #beeduo fanart #beeduo #tubbo fanart #ranboo fanart #dsmp michael #philza fanart #wilbur soot fanart #tommyinnit fanart #technoblade fanart