#second ask ever?

[pinacoladamatata]

I realize now I've never really had anyone. not really. nothing that compares to you.

#astarion #astarion baldurs gate #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #yeah i'm still using that tag #will i ever colour any of these i hear you ask #no #not pictured: in about 2 seconds she's going to spin around and point at mallus thorm and say “kys :)” and then he's gonna. #its funny to me that astarion hates clowns but then he falls for perhaps the biggest clown of them all. bard tav. #uh oh lads lolth's chosen is falling for the vampire spawn and they're both making awful terrible power grab decisions #pina art

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I mean, you're obviously President Barack Obama, right?

well obviously

also can everyone stop stealing my shoelaces now >:(

/j

#stealing shoelaces from the president applies even to former presidents obviously #once you’ve been president you’re always susceptible to getting your shoelaces stolen #that’s a fact ofc :) #also #funnily enough this is the second time i’ve ever gotten this kinda ask lmaoo #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #barack obama #unreality #hobama

[magnusbae]

Obsessed with how Obi-Wan calls Anakin right after having a conference call with the other Jedi Masters because the moment Anakin said he'll do as 'instructed' Obi-Wan knew with absolute confidence that the little shit will most certainly not do as instructed

#Why‚ yes‚ I did start watching The Clone Wars for my very first time~ #The Clone Wars #Star Wars The Clone Wars #Anakin Skywalker #Obikin #Obi Wan Kenobi #Obi-Wan Kenobi #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #anakin #star wars #i seriously LOVe this for them Obi-Wan really didn't even bother being mad he just immediately asked Anakin if he was successful #i'm not very good with video altering this is my second video ever but i had to try for the cause esgveb #buns.all #buns.edits #userjasmine #obi wan

[shanastoryteller]

Happy birthday!!!! More FMA!

He’s fucking tired.

In Xerxes, he’s Van Edris. In Xerxes, he’s the son of a former slave, having narrowly escaped being born into his father’s fate by virtue of him being awarded freedom by the time of his birth. In Xerxes, he’s an uncommon commodity, an alchemist with a skill that hasn’t been seen since his father fucked off to who knows where.

In Amestris, he’s Edward Elric. In Amestris, he’s the son of Trisha Elric who was born free and died free because while there are lots of different forms of freedom, in Amestris there’s one that everyone shares. In Amestris, he’s unknown and unremarkable and no one gives a fuck about what he does.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” he says flatly.

This is what he gets for visiting his father’s country. It’s just fucking unfortunate that the really good alchemical texts are here.

He should have let Al (Van Altun, as they know him, even though the two of them having been using their Amestrian names almost their whole lives, regardless of what country they were in) do it. They’re not nearly as weird about him.

Pakor is alright, as far as kings go. He’s freed a lot of people, is poking at the laws of ownership that has governed his country for centuries to see if he can do anything about them without getting beheaded for it. He’s also known Ed since he was a barely able to walk, back when his father still made court appearances and brought the family along with him. Former slave against most talented alchemist in the country, and people tended to politely ignore the former. Hell, Ed’s been counting on the same thing since he was twelve.

Of course, now it’s coming back to bite him. People say he’s a genius, but if he was really smart he would have stayed far, far away from court. Like in Amestris, perhaps.

“You’re fluent in both languages,” Pakor says, coaxing.

“So are you,” he says accusingly. “We’re speaking Amestrian right now!”

Pakor sighs and switches to Xerxian. “You also speak Xingese and Drachman. You’re a difficult man to keep secrets from.”

“I’m also Amestrian!” he shouts. “And free, might I add! You can’t sell me off to slavery just to get some intel!”

“It’s not like we’ll brand you,” he says, affronted, and Ed is reminded that alright for a king is still pretty shitty. “We just need someone to do a little – double checking. To ensure the situation in Amestris is as it’s advertised.”

“You want to gift me to the Fuhrer to spy on him and you’re, what, just hoping he doesn’t notice that I understand everything and know everything and am, oh yeah, one of his citizens? I’ve been to Central before! With my luck, I’ll get recognized the first day here and then run out of Amestris! And, again, Amestris doesn’t have slaves! The leader of the country really can’t have one.”

Pakor sighs. “You’re very dramatic, Edris. It won’t be so bad. Here, I’ll say you’re my personal slave and that you’re on loan. It’ll be for cultural exchange purposes. He speaks Xingese, so you can communicate in that language without letting on you know Amestrian.”

Ed pinches the bridge of his nose. “This is a stupid fucking idea.”

“If you do this,” Pakor says, “I’ll give you the key to the royal library.”

Ed slowly lowers his hand, eyes narrowing. “I’ve been asking you to let me in there for years.”

“I figured I’d need to bargain it away eventually,” he says. “I was hoping you’d marry one of my daughters for it.” Having even light court obligations is bad enough, he’s in no way stupid enough to marry in. “You’re very difficult, you know. I’m your king. I shouldn’t have to bargain with you.”

“Tough shit,” Ed says, because Pakor may have known him for nearly twenty years, but that knowing goes both ways. Besides, he can’t piss him off because then he and Al will stop reparing all their shit bridges and infrastructure. “Fine. But if I lose my Amestrian citizenship over this, I’m going to be pissed.”

“Noted,” Pakor says brightly.

Uhg.

It doesn’t help that everything he’s heard about Fuhrer Mustang makes the man sound insufferable.

#ling shows up halfway through this deception and is like hi ed why are you dressed like that and why are you talking like that #and ed has to strangle a prince of xing to keep his fucking mouth shut #every second he's ever spent at court was a mistake #al and winry are pulled between being appalled about this whole thing and thinking it's the funniest thing they've ever heard #prompt answers #prompts are closed #asks #anon #fma

[shrimparts-blog1890]

👩‍🍳👌🏻

#i cooked y'all better eat up #dappling #darlapple #darling charming #apple white #eah ships #eah fanart #eah #ever after high fanart #ever after high #ask me stuff #send me asks #I FINNISHED MY SECOND EXAM 2 MORE TO GO WOOOOHOOOO #but i got like 2 days to prepare for the next one 😭✨️ #also i had to finnish this it s been sitting for some time as a wip 🤭 #i ll get to y alls requests in good time dw i ll try my best 💪🏻 #i enjoyed drawing this so much BUT IT TOOK ME FOREVERRRR #also i have no clue how to paint but oh well i tried my best 🤲🏻 #i m not saying anything AGAIN but darling's hand on apple's back....take a closer look 👁👄👁

[starheirxero]

His dubious morals and completely self-assured swag has enraptured me beyond belief

#xero creations #inspired by when sttchwraith immediately ran up to him and went 'what did you do' LMAOAHSODJD #the alternative second text btw was gunna be like #but no one ever wants to ask 'how is that anime your watching?' or 'do you have any feelings about [series] ending?' #bc i know his dorkass would still want to ramble about blorbo from his shows HEHAHQJDH #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams ruin #ruin sams #tsams ruin #ruin tsams #ruin #tsams spoilers #sams spoilers

[royalarchivist]

It's been six months since Forever called Phil "Philza senpai" and got a (virtual) kiss.

#Philza #ForeverPlayerG #Forever Player #QSMP #Sugarduo #Forever #Phil #I'm not interested in sugarduo as a ship (one sided sugarduo is very funny to me though) #But their IRL and in-game friendship means the frickin WORLD to me dude #Forever was the first Brazilian streamer I got attached to and mannnn #it went from 0 to 100 in SECONDS #I'll be honest the first thing that got me was the day after the Brazilians arrived #when Phil was talking to Chat and telling us Forever messaged him after the event and asked him if he was ok with the flirting #since he didn't want to make Phil uncomfortable #and I was like ''Oh. Forever is a sweetheart.'' #And then the thing that REALLY got me was when Forever talked to Chayanne and Tallulah privately #and he asked them if they / Phil needed help with their Egg tasks #(At the time their schedules weren't matching up with Phil's stream schedule so it was hard to get all their tasks done during the week) #and then Chayanne threatened Forever saying he'd kill Forever if he ever did anything weird to their family #and Forever smiled in a very fond ''that's good; this is a good kid; I'm glad he's standing up for his family'' way #And I was like ''Oh he's REALLY a sweetheart'' #His reaction after Tallulah + Bobby's death was hook line and sinker for me too #I could go on and on about Forever. I care about him so much. Sweet guy who loves too much #Anyways #Q

[spider-man-2o99]

individual stills of miguel Scampering on all fours and showing off his more distinct individual movement style (that he has because of his spider-man's Similar-but-still-distinctly-Weird-and-unique powers as compared to the more-graceful Others) so that i don't have 2 keep rewinding the clip(s) to see it. im REALLY excited to see him scuttling and skittering all over the place in the film just like he does in the comics-- and, like, seriously, Miguel Specifically being just. made Massive for some reason in his atsv design will never NOT be funny to me hes SO freakin Bouncy why did they Do That.

don't be Weird on my post or i'll kill you for real

#talking tag #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #the question is rhetorical btw i am not actually asking that in earnest. #i Already Know the reason why. #many different combined factors that came together to simultaneously make one of his Best designs and ALSO make My Life hell. #but. sigh. anyways. it's really genuinely been bringing me a lot of joy to see this kind of loving attention to detail. yknow. #god. mig never Gets That yknow?? christ. forget abt the stupid Freaks for a second. hes a c-lister. an alternate costume in a game. a Cameo. #a side character who gets a couple lines of dialogue At Best and then his entire universe is rebooted nine zillion times Again and hes gone. #and marvel only ever brings him back to choke the life out of whatevers left #so.. Yeah. that he is going to feature so prominently in atsv IS actually kinda a big deal to me! i KNOW it'll never happen again! #i dont believe in posting while Angry which is why i have not been making as many Original Posts lately but. just. god. #im not like Actually A Danger 2 anyone im just hyperbolizing out of Frustration but #oh my FOD #there r some ppl on this site that i just want 2 kill with my teeth while screaming the whole while like a howler monkey. lordt.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

alright ill admit it. popstar is pretty cute

#the ultimate 'she asked for no pickles' pairing #i thought about these two for more than a second and went Oh #small & loud x big & soft will ALWAYS take me tf out #lesbians... lesbians galore... #sally deserves a big kind gf whos very patient #and poppy deserves a small firey gf who will talk to the cashier #scribble salad #welcome home #helloooo i'm here with another rarepair #at least i Think its a rarepair. i only ever see julie/sally and poppy/nobody #LET POPPY LOVE DAMN IT #just bc she's the cautious caring friend of the group doesn't mean she shouldn't have a gf smh #i always see 'oh poppys the mom of the group' 'lets not ship poppy bc shes the mom friend' etc etc #exhibit a) cowards the lot of ya #exhibit b) why are the worriers always made into the parental friend who is portrayed as older than the rest and cant have a love interest #theyre all the same age group... poppy is lesbian... let her be in love with her loud but endearing neighbor.... #they have much Potential

[suntails]

collab artwork i did for my beloved friend @llondonfog's fic in the horror zine!!! it was such an honor to work on a collab together and i couldn't have asked for a more fun experience!!! <3 go read her fic and leave comments/kudos, it's a treat!

LINK TO FIC

#this was such a blast. i had sworn off collabing in zines but oh my god when i tell u i GRABBED lettie and asked to collab together :D #this was so fun this was SO FUN!!!!! the DRAMA watching our work come together...picking the moments sketching the comps AAGHHH #particularly proud of the second spread. FIRST of all silver looks like an adoring baby duck. the love in his eyes is my artistic peak #SECOND OF ALL have. look at me. have u ever tried to draw a curved bookshelf full of books in 3pt perspective before? have u? #no? good. dont. that was so tricky ESP LINELESS OH MY GOD but all the lil titles on the books and the differentiation is satisfying to seee #this was drawn pre-7.5 and i was tempted to fix the cottage to be Completely Accurate but 80hr workweek said no. c'est la vie <3 #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #but yes this is a culmination of my zine portfolio. my 70+ experiences and 15 collabs and 3 formatted zines. all for this :D #thank u lettie i love and adore u so dearly and would work w u anytime <3 kissing u from hundreds of miles away #suntails

[galedekarios]

Did you see that Idle Champions put Gale at 35?

i did see, yes. i've largely chosen to ignore it for my own sanity because i personally think that is too young, considering gale's character as a whole, from his character itself, to his experiences and actions to his appearance. i would have put him around ~40. my personal hc was 41-43, but i do realise that is a bit of an arbitrary number.

anyhow, for context:

in one of the better moves, they did confirm gale's alignment to be neutral good:

which says:

A neutral good character typically acts altruistically, without regard for or against lawful precepts such as rules or tradition. A neutral good character has no problems with cooperating with lawful officials, but does not feel beholden to them. A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them.

which makes sense for him as a character and is also in line with why he can summon a tressym and keep it as his familiar because in order to do so, he has to be on the good-aligned spectrum:

i also did like these little blurbs:

Selflessness (Gale) If it's me or the Realms - I'll save the Realms every time.

and:

Netherese Knowledge (Gale) The risk is worth the reward. This could be just what we need to save everyone!

which largely confirms how i viewed the character. pragmatic and willing to make sacrifices for the greater good and to save those he cares about for the perceived mistake(s) he made.

so overall this new info is a bit of a mixed bag for me.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #text: asks #i also personally would've preferred chaotic good but neutral good was my second pick #anyhow i do have to wonder if whoever made the decision to put gale at 35 has ever been around ppl in their 30s bc i doubt it

[enluv]

— just a thought.

the excessive amount of hate writers have been getting lately is actually terrible?? it blows my mind that people can be so bold and mean on anon but if that anon button was not available they’d NEVER think to send that hate. it’s actually crazy to think that people believe writers owe them anything, yes we’re thankful that you support and read our stories but we are also human, we have feelings and lives too!! please remember that and remember to be kind to your favorite writers (all writers at that) because they work hard to provide you with amazing stories and writings everyday!!

#this is a bit random but I’ve seen so much hate towards writers lately?? #it’s so frustrating to see because no one ever deserves that #and they’re almost always on anon asks #never showing themselves ever #if you really have a problem with a writer maybe block them or just don’t engage with their writings?! #it’s very simple and easy #if you’re a writer on and have been getting hate please don’t for a second think any less of yourself!! #you’re amazing and the writing community loves you #chit chat with coco <3

[httpiastri]

these two <33

#i want to show a stranger these pics and ask what their jobs are because no way in hell would anyone think these two drive fast cars #they’re such dorks #im at the gym and when i saw that they uploaded the vid i was like !!! need to watch instantly !!!!!! #doesn’t help that i have pretty much no internet connection in my gym so a 5 min video took 30+ minutes to watch but it was worth it #there’s so much to unpack from this video #i loved every second of it #best birthday gift ever to be honest #f1 #lando norris #oscar piastri #formula one #formula 1 #mclaren #favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘

[petricorah]

Zuko… Sokka… make them smooch

as you wish

[ID: a drawing of Sokka and Zuko from Avatar: the Last Airbender kissing softly in the rain. Sokka is gently touching the right side of Zuko’s face, and both of their eyes are closed. Wind sways Sokka’s wolf’s tail, and both of their hair is wet from the rain. /End ID.]

#zukka #zukka fanart #zuko #sokka #zuko fanart #sokka fanart #myart #i was going to draw the princess bride kiss bc i thought of the caption first but for it being the greatest kiss of all time you can't #really see westley's face so it's not as fun to draw #this is only the second kiss ive ever drawn im still figuring out how to do it lol #but maybe it's like...they're both unsure and freaking out and it's soft as they let everything else melt away #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #asks

[ibeewashere]

I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.

#the way that murph immediately volunteered to take a stress token for Kristen without skipping a beat #AND THEN HE TOOK A FUCKING SECOND ONE WHEN THEY STILL ROLLED BAD #something something you will dig until your own hands are bleeding something something #god that quote still haunts me I will never stop thinking about it I swear to god #he works so hard #and he doesn’t ever ask for any recognition or anything in return because just helping is enough #making sure the people he loves are okay is enough for him #this stupid little goblin man makes me want to throw up /pos #he just cares so deeply for everyone around him #i love him so dearly #my silly little fella #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #OH AND DONT FUCKING THINK FOR A SECOND THAT IM NOT GONNA TALKING ABOUT GORGUG MOTHERFUCKING THISTLESPRING. BECAUSE THIS BITCH /aff #he’s going to have so many stress tokens by the end of this it’s so unfunny and it is making me unwell #I just. I just want them all to be okay and happy and not stressed and GODS they all need a fucking hug #they’re all traumatized and stressed and stupid and silly and I love them all so so much #eats them #puts them in a blender #throws them into a washing machine and watches them spin around #sobs violently #I’m so ill about them #sorry for the rant #i will be back #and I will talk more I’m not actually sorry that’s mb #the tags are like a whole ass paragraph of text but that’s okay #i just think they're neat

[p4nishers]

dont get me wrong i LOVE jealous obi wan but what i prefer is absulately PATHETIC jealous obi wan. like he sees quinlan flirt w cody and brush up against him every opportunity he gets just to annoy obi wan and he's fuming so much he trips and falls flat on his face. or when he sees ventress throw herself into codys lap and is about yell but smacks into a wall. or even better some random local on the planet they're staying offers to show cody around and he's too busy starting at every move they make and he full on headbutts a tree branch and cody has to call the medic to come aid him. obi wan is v smug that cody forgot his guide existed the moment he saw obi wan. VERY smug.

#no matter what yall say will change the fact that obi wan is the biggest simp to ever simp coming in VERY close second to anakin rizzwalker #who upon first meeting rex blushes such an alarming shade of red that he passes out and when he finds rex at his bedside he jumps so high #in surprise he falls off the bed and gets a bruised back #ANYWAy pathetic obi wan my favorite genre of man to ever man #he's SOOOOOOO pathetic and babygirl i thrive on his suffering #<3 him #dont ask why ventress is throwing herself at cody its random but i can see her doing fhat just to piss obi wan off #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #clone wars #star wars #gay #tcw #sw #the clone wars #asajj ventress #quinlan vos #rexwalker