#shitposting daily

[theidioteveryonedenies]

ok. that's it. this blog will forever be dedicated to my queen, katie mcgrath.

#not to be a lesbian but oh my god #katie mcgrath #morgana pendragon #bbc merlin #bbc morgana #supercorp #supergirl #lesbian #sapphic shitpost #shitposting daily

[iambecomeafangirl]

ALSO Wyler inspired me to think more about the toxic relationship that happens in my own story (future book i hope? 🤞🏻).

I used to hate the guy in that relationship (cause he is loosely based on my first love lol, the boy played me - but the character is waaaaaay worse) and I didn’t know how to write him. 

Now the betrayal that came with Tyler being the Hyde inspired me, to write my own character in a way, that both I - and the reader (hopefully) would fall in love with him, until all the lies and shit is revealed (and the everything goes to shit)

Like, that show might not have been the best of all, but it for sure inspired me A LOT. 

#wednesday 2022 #wednesday #tyler galpin #inspiration #inspiration to write #cool #writing #shitpost #shitposting daily #wyler #Kari writes bullshit

[communistcephalopod]

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

#the notes are just people pointing out that i'm like the last person to think of this #sorry. i'll try better next time. #vampire #shitpost #dracula daily #are they doing that again this year? #i miss it

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #142

It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!

#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #writing prompt #poor danny #Danny is the ancient of space #Magic users trying to make a deal with Danny #Constantine grabbed the boy before any deals could be made #Danny just wanted to become an astronaut #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use #On my main I’m going to try to shitpost daily #I posted some game screenshots yesterday of some scores I was proud of #Feel free to ask me anything

[mreggplant]

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #art shit #shitpost #parakeet #birds #daily struggles #meme #lol #illustration

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

growing up with a perpetually anxious primary caregiver is such a mindfuck. that shit will rewire your nervous system

#not a shitpost #i get that parenthood and modern life in general is extremely anxiety inducing #and that anxiety is a common mental health issue and anxiety disorders exist and do not disqualify you from being a loving parent #but i am begging you PLEASE do not project your anxiety onto your kids #especially younger kids #your job is to make your kids feel safe and secure. that is a primary requirement #that doesn't mean you can't be anxious! #but just like being angry doesn't mean you're allowed to yell at your kids or slam doors or break things #being anxious doesn't mean you are allowed to surround your kids with your own fear and stress or teach them to share your anxieties #your job is to be a comforting nurturing parental figure. that means projecting comfort and love #even when it is hard! even when you are tired or angry or scared! #which is a damn hard job! and you won't get it right all the time! #but dammit babes you gotta TRY #kids deserve to feel safe and comfortable in their daily lives #you CANNOT be teaching them to expect catastrophe lurking around every corner

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[l3viat8an]

Lucifer:*Trying to get five minutes of sleep*

MC:*Standing over Lucifer’s bed and poking his arm at 4am* Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Lucifer. Luci-

Lucifer: What?

MC……we're all out of capri suns….

#idc how old I get Capri Suns are a daily need or I will cry- #(so yes I’m projecting a bit lmao) #surprise it’s queue! #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #om! lucifer #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obmswd Lucifer #obmswd mc #om! crack #om! shall we date #obey me shenanigans #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

[bunni-bonez]

What the fuck so I’m reading this old novel called Dracula or some gay shit like that and I shit you not it’s just the plot of morbius. Like he morbs and everything

#dracula #dracula daily #morbius #its morbin’ time #shitpost

[absentminded-potato]

a thought i had

#dracula daily #the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo #shitpost #oc #i might do a higher-effort version #i was going to do one originally until i realized just text looked better for now

[yallemagne]

Mina: "I hope it's not too presumptuous to pray that God doesn't massacre Jonathan in a blind angry wrath against me. As for me, I am dirt on the ground, so I deserve whatever's coming to me."

VH: "... I'm taking this typewriter away until you can think of 3 nice things to write about yourself."

#violently shaking her by her fur-lined shoulders #mina don't you dare speak about my daughter like that #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #mina harker #abraham van helsing #shitpost #incorrect dracula quotes #november 2

[thebibi]

Baby's Day Out but its Van Helsing trying to keep Quincey Jr alive while investigating the local urban legend

Van Helsing: *keeps baby in a carrier strapped to his chest for maximum security*

Also Van Helsing: Ok, I'll put him down behind this tombstone just because it might be dangerous. I won't be gone longer than a few minutes.

Quincey Jr: Ghost is bright and shiny. *crawls towards mysterious floating light*

#dracula daily #abraham van helsing #quincey harker #dracula (novel) #shitposting #thebibi on vampirez

[shitpostinguniverse]

#dank meme #meme #daily meme #funny #lol #rofl #lmao #joke #humor #shitposting #memes #dankmeme

[ifwebefriends]

I’ll see you all on the other side… 🫡

#okay yall better like this I went on like 4 sketchy ass websites to make this because I don’t have real editing software #we’re all in this together #never back down never give up #video #Dracula #dracula daily #re Dracula #re: dracula #October 3 #October 3rd #shitpost #meme #Toy Story #Toy Story 3 #impact font

[dailygtwscar]

[277] The boys (i didn't finish drawing the back of Grian)

#i graduated recently and i think i have time to post regularly again! #for a few months atleast #the buttercups #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #grian #hermitcraft #digital art #clip studio paint #shitpost #daily scar doodles #goodtimeswithscar fanart #hermitcraft fanart #mumbo fanart #hc grian

[ghosts-and-you-might-die]

Throwing my hat in the butch/femme/nun presenting Harrow debate:

Harrow found a top and bottoms that fit her the way she likes and bought twenty of each in black. She put ten away in storage in case the manufacturer stops making them and only trades one out when it can't be repaired.

#harrowhark #tlt shitposting #she has sensory issues and she cant be assed with the stress of figuring out which fabric texture she can deal with on a daily basis #it doesnt matter what these clothes look like just that she can buy a bunch and constantly refuse to dress for any occasion #go to bed cameron