I feel so at peace since I decided to stop binge drinking like a month ago. Like nothing in my life has changed because I would only do that every month or two anyway but its TERRIBLE for my health and my relationships etc etc. I would ALWAYS regret it because I never know when/how to stop once I start. And it’s so EXPENSIVE. And I would just make a fool of myself and be a burden on others and it was just embarrassing and made me feel horrible afterwards. It’s like that behaviour was “acceptable” when I was 20 at uni but i’m 26 now and I need to get a grip so i’m doing that and it feels good taking back some control. drugs are like a soft no because they’re not really the issue unless in combination with alcohol. But half of drugs are a bit pointless without alcohol right. Anyway the point of this post is that I still want to try hallucinogenics even if I’m more or less sober otherwise
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penis
Ok but hear me out.. pussy 🤯
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are you a zim kin because you’re short and angry or because you were told you’d amount to nothing by the two people you looked up to most and then quit your job as a fast food worker to try and impress them but ultimately they still don’t care
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‘what in the flying fuck is this bitch saying’
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who's coming to the saw patrol double feature /j
[ID: An article headline from the website Den of Geek reading "Forget Barbenheimer and Get Ready for Saw Patrol. Saw X and Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie are now set to be released on the same day." End ID.]
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Legends never die, and as such, Jellie will continue to live on in Minecraft and within our hearts until the end of time. It was a pleasure to draw you, Jellie. Have fun playing in the stars.
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Needle-watch poll
So, I got some vaccinations the other day, and the pharmacy tech seemed unnerved that I opted to watch him insert the needle. And he is not the first to comment on it. I'm willing to accept I'm an outlier and shouldn't be counted, I'm just curious how much of an outlier.
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ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰
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Been seeing this headcanon on twitter that hua cheng's true form is actually terrifying but since xie lian is a fool in love all we see in his perspective is a really handsome guy
[ID in plain and alt text: 2 page comic strip of xie lian and hua cheng.
Xie lian stands in front of hua cheng with a bright smile, saying to the camera "Isn't my husband the cutest?". Behind him, hua cheng is drawn in an analog horror-like fashion with dark shadows covering most of his body. One eye opens eerily at the viewer.
Same pose as the first page except xie lian slightly turns behind him to smile widely at hua cheng, eyes closed. Hua cheng also slightly turns to him with his eye closed and small blush marks drawn on his face. 3 floating hearts are drawn above them. End ID]
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“You can’t cure this,” said the Prince. “It’s spirit shit … possession. You can ward people so they don’t get grabbed—if you’re really good—but otherwise, chop them up and burn the bits. That’s the cure. Civilian or Edenite or House, it makes no difference.”
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