#sluttiest thing a man can do

[firawren]

Mr. Darcy being a slut

In honor of the @hotjaneaustenmenpoll, I present to you Mr. Darcy 1995 being a slut.

You want more slutty men?

#sluttiest thing a man can do #pride and prejudice memes #pride and prejudice #jane austen memes #jane austen #english lit memes #pride and prejudice 1995 #mr darcy #colin firth #text posts #pnp text posts #my stuff

[lizablackthorn]

Charles in a beanie..you have no idea what you’re doing to me..

#sluttiest thing a man can do #charles leclerc #f1 ferrari #f1blr #f1 #f1edit #f1 fandom #f1 aesthetic #ferrari

[desisea]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear glasses

#sluttiest thing a man can do #men #desi #type #trending #explore #wattpad #textpost #relatable

[earlgodwin]

CESARE BORGIA + his wedding night ↴ THE BORGIAS (2011-2013) || 'The Wolf and the Lamb' (3.05)

#the sluttiest thing a man can do is be cesare borgia #he looks divine like he's way too conventionally attractive... #cesare borgia #cesareborgiaedit #the borgias #theborgiaedit #francois arnaud #francoisarnaudedit #menedit #mensource #filmtv #flawlessgentlemen #mancandykings #dailymenedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #cinemapix #tvfilmgifs #dailytvfilmgifs #by jen

[benoits-neckerchieves]

That’s it that’s the post

#i believe the word you’re looking for is #immaculate #also #the sluttiest thing a man can do #is roll up his sleeves #he doesn’t need to though #i mean look at him #nor does he need to have his shirt undone #but here we are #hugh grant #beautiful men #british actors #love actually #bridget jones diary #notting hill #maurice #maurice 1987 #glass onion #benoit blanc x phillip #benoit blanc/phillip

[guinevereslancelot]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is touch your ungloved hand whilst helping you into a carriage

#it's hand touch tuesdsay ladies #i am once again thinking abt it #p&p 2005 hand flex scene you did so much for us as a society #pride and prejudice #humor #this has been a shitpost #the sluttiest thing a man can do!! #1k

[hornyharpy]

Whoopsie (:

idk if I should put a maturity label here lmk

#artists on tumblr #my art #small artist #digital art #tadc jax #jax #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tw blood #the sluttiest thing a man can do #is to be covered in blood

[torturedpoetspsychward]

mike flanagan knew exactly what he was doing by putting both of these men in slutty little chunky sweaters

#the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a chunky sweater #or those glasses #the haunting of bly manor #mike flanagan #flanaverse #peter quint #owen sharma #rahul kohli #oliver jackson cohen

[iguessricciardo]

abu dhabi gp 2023 - media day / photos by zak mauger

#the sluttiest thing a man can do is show off his thigh tattoo #daniel ricciardo #abu dhabi gp 2023 #mp*

[firawren]

Gaston being a slut

Dedicated to my friend @thefamilybruno, the biggest Gaston fan there is!

And of course:

#gaston #beauty and the beast memes #beauty and the beast 1991 #batb 91 #disney #sluttiest thing a man can do #text posts #my stuff

[vierss-herondale]

“The sluttiest thing a man can do” Jace Herondale edition

Emma drew in a shaky breath, just as a rapping noise sounded at the door. Clary half-turned as it opened, letting in light from the hall outside, and Jace. He caught her eye and smiled, leaning in the doorway. -CoHF

“Why didn’t you say something?” Jace asked, rising and pushing back a lock of blond hair. -CoHF

“Sit down,” she said, and he sat down on the creaking leather sofa, his head tipped back, looking up at her. The reflected firelight clustered like sparks in his hair. -CoHF

“But if people have a spark in them, then yours burns the brightest I know. You can fight and draw. And you will.” -CoHF

“And then there was you. You changed everything I believed in. You know that line from Dante that I quoted to you in the park? 'L'amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle’?"

Her lips curled a little at the sides as she looked up at him. “I still don't speak Italian."

“It’s a bit of the very last verse from Paradiso—Dante's Paradise. ‘My will and my desire were turned by love, the love that moves the sun and the other stars.’ Dante was trying to explain faith, I think, as an overpowering love, and maybe it's blasphemous, but that's how I think of the way that I love you. You came into my life and suddenly I had one truth to hold on to—that I loved you, and you loved me." -CoFA

"Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti."

"But he didn't let you, right?"

"No, that's the thing. He did. He said it wasn't expensive, and why not if that was what I wanted? He had the servants fill a bath with boiling water and pasta, and when it cooled down..." He shrugged. "I took a bath in it.

Servants? Clary thought. Out loud she said, "How was it?"

"Slippery." -CoB.

"Clary," he said in a low voice, and the sound of her name in his mouth was so intimate that a shudder ran up her spine. -CoA.

"I love you, Clary," he said without looking at her. He was staring out into the church, at the rows of lighted candles, their gold reflected in his eyes. "More than I ever—"He broke off. "God. More than I probably should. You know that, don't you?" -CoFA

(…) and Jace was making something in a pan that involved onions and eggs. He was barefoot, his hair messy, his shirt buttoned haphazardly, and the sight of him made her heart turn over. She had never seen him like this, first thing in the morning, still with that warm golden aura of sleep clinging to him (…) -CoLS

He tucked a lock of hair behind her ear. "You never let me off the hook for a single minute, do you? Never mind. It's one of the things I love about you.” -CoLS.

I saw this trend on twitter and I had to do it with my favorite blond boy. No regrets, it was fun.

I might even do a second part.

#the sluttiest thing a man can do #jace herondale #jace lightwood #jace lightwood herondale #jace wayland #clary fairchild #clary fray #clace #the mortal instruments #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cazadores de sombras #city of heavenly fire #city of lost souls #city of fallen angels #city of bones #city of ashes #dailyclace #vierssherondale

[elisabethsophie4]

I‘m sorry but this is probably the sluttiest thing jamie has ever done!

#ted lasso #apple tv #jaime tartt #roy kent #amsterdam #hot as fuuuuck #the sluttiest thing a man can do #phil dunster #brett goldstein #jason sudeikis #brendan hunt #cartwheel

[sunsonasaturday]

THE THUMBS IN THE POCKETS OF THEIR JEANS? WHAT ARE YOU? A SLUT?

#good omens #the sluttiest thing a man can do #is be david tennant #anyway … #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[sincericida]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have really nice eyelashes and shiny brown eyes:

Yes, I completely agree.

(inspiration)

#andrew garfield #and the bambi eyes #The sluttiest thing a man can do is have really nice eyelashes and shiny brown eyes #the eyelashes #the eyebrows #big brown eyes #i’d kiss between your eyebrows #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #sincericida

[falling-star-cygnus]

me, when i see any gap in a male character’s clothing: ….what if it was bigger

#the sluttiest thing a man can do #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #trigun 98 #nicholas d. wolfwood #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #douma #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaveh #alhaitham #honkai star rail #sampo koski #dan heng #one piece #roronoa zoro #his name was zolo in the manga #why did it change??

[cillianthecryptid]

Cryptid spotted 👆

#obsessed with this man in suits #one of the sluttiest things a man can do is pop the first few buttons of his shirt 😩💕 #cillian murphy #cillian the cryptid