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evanslawyer · 2 months
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OC time! This is Jordan, he’s one of the main antagonists in my story (no I’m not telling you how…yet) He’s a jock stereotype..except he’s gay. He has extreme anger issues so playing golf with him is…definitely an experience. He’s not in high school anymore, he’s an adult. He just wears that varsity jacket to bring back memories of his peak years 😭 he’s not a good guy guys
He scares me
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crabussy · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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phantom-of-the-501st · 9 months
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Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other
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That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay
This is the proof that they love each other
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Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed
It always existed
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stuckinapril · 7 months
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what they didn’t tell you as a child is that you will spend your whole life trying to replicate the same unconditional happiness you so effortlessly experienced back then and that it will never quite feel the same no matter how hard you try
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artkaninchenbau · 1 month
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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narwhalsarefalling · 1 year
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my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.
she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.
i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world
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cozylittleartblog · 10 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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lotus-pear · 2 months
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cringefail exes oh my god
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ohno-the-sun · 9 months
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Some thoughts about who Eclipse is exactly
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1hellofacookie · 1 year
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Do... do you like
...the colours of the sky?
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please tell me nobody did this yet 💀💀
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he's squeaky toy. to me.
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itsdefinitely · 2 months
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TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???
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i dabble
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quimser · 4 months
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proposition for invader zim 2023 christmas special
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evelili · 1 year
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girlfailing her way to success
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yourangle-yuordevil · 6 months
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First time they make an effort (because going to the bathhouses Barbie style™ would have raised more questions than necessary...)
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queencaramilflinda · 1 month
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I don’t know if any non-Jews noticed this in the last d20 ep but Brennan has changed how he refers to Gulsum, the Mordred Manor real estate guy, from golem to construct! When Gulsum was first referenced in sophomore year he was called a flesh golem, but in junior year he has been called a flesh construct. In episode 12 of FHJY Brennan even made sure to correct himself when he misspoke and said golem instead of construct, which proved to me this was an active effort on his part.
The term golem comes from Jewish mysticism and has religious connotations so some Jewish people find it offensive when the term gets co-opted into fantasy settings without regard for the original source. It’s cool to see Brennan moving away from that and trying to find less loaded terms to use instead, like construct.
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