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hyukabean · 2 years

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txt’s love languages // giving and receiving

req — an irl friend wanted my opinion on this, so i thought why not make it a post lol

nana’s notes — just my opinion ofc!! feel free to leave your thoughts below ^^

warning(s) — none!

unedited.

choi yeonjun

giving: acts of service, gift giving

alright, i feel like this is kinda self explanatory tbh

jun is the embodiment of acts of service!! just look the todo ep 13, remember when kai fell? (i mean how could you forget-) and jun was laughing his ass off with everyone, and them immediately goes into hyung mode and says, “be careful”, cause there was a table behind him?

yeonjun teases people, a. LOT. but, he also cares equally as much! he may not verbalize it often, but he’ll definitely show you his love through his lil actions!

its the hand on your back to make sure you don’t bump yourself anywhere, or the non-sexual dominance like holding your hand when you cross the street, standing in front of you always, regardless of your height:<

gift giving is also quite clear! remember when he was buying perfume for gyu, and gyu had no idea? he’s the type of casually stroll buy and drop a gift into your lap, and say: “this reminded me of you”, or “bought this on my way here”, regardless of how expensive it might be

once again, he cares, but he doesn’t want to have to say it, so you gotta read between the lines a lil bit~

receiving: words of affirmation, physical affection

yeonjun is clearly a fan of words of affirmation, i mean come on~ have you see this man when he gets complimented on vlive? or when a member is complimenting someone he’s like??uh?? what about me??? hello?????

he may be super flirty, but he can tell genuine and fake compliments apart really well, so your words, provided you’re being truthful, really so mean a lot to him!

“who’s pretty? hmm? me? awww my baby thinks i’m handsome? cute~”, meanwhile he’s losing his shit on the inside-

same with physical affection, he wants love, but he doesn’t want to ask for it!! the amount of time be randomly hugs the members or cuddles with them? not a coincidence;)

back hug him a bit, or pinch his cheeks every once in a while! and if you’re feeling adventurous, kiss his neck or cheek and just dip;)) he’ll be like?? huh? “뭐야…”

now sit back and watch blush for a solid second before he fixes his composure to get you back:))…

choi soobin

giving: words of affirmation, quality time

words of affirmation is a big thing for soobs! soobin is a leader, when he talks, people listen. though he is quite shy, he often cheers on the members when they’re nervous and consoles them when they’re upset.

binnie also knows when to ask, and when not to; if your relationship is a bit new, it may take some time for him to pick up on your habits, but he becomes a pro sooner rather than later!

this means he is super aware! the second he sees you looking a little glum, he’d know something is up, instantly. “bun, is something up?”, he’d pout slightly, wondering who or what in this world would want to piss you off so badly!! “aww… c’mere bunny, let me compliment you a bit, hmm?”

soobin also enjoys spending quality time together with you! he’s obviously busy being an idol, but if anything, it makes the moments you share even more precious to him

like he said, he’ll take the back seat in a relationship and go along with whatever his s/o would want to do!

best believe that if you want to text? he’ll giggle into his pillow and rant to kai about how cute you are. you wanna call? okay, let him grab his headphones for ‘privacy’ (he’s goons share everything with kai anyways but yk-). you wanna meet up or cuddle? just lay down and listen to him slow breaths and soft little giggles!

receiving: words of affirmation

remember that idol house episode i referenced in my meet the members post? where soobin gets pouty cause no one was complimenting him? yeah okay case closed.

words of affirmation, mean a loooot to mr choi! the members have mentioned him reading fan comments in his free time, so i think enough said!

just grab his lil face, give him a lil kiss, and list all the things you love about him! “mhmm m-munny you’re maging me mlush!”, he’d stutter out, but like?? don’t stop obviously? duh????

soobin will light up when someone praises him, verbally expressing their feelings or thoughts truly foes mean a lot to him! he wouldn’t mind getting physical affection as a token of love, but saying to him? that’s a whole new level…

choi beomgyu

giving: quality time

beomgyu is surprisingly reserved, but he mainly shows his love through quality time.

watch any todo episode, any vlive, literally anything! gyu is always cracking jokes, trying to make sure everyone enjoyes themselves, truly the mood maker:))

he is super receptive, and though he may not always be able to express it in words, he will find a joke or funny remark to make anyone cheer up when they’re feeling down!

“hey! y/n!! look at me!!! heyyyy god gave you eyes so you could marvel at my face, so look at me already!”

during these times, he’ll do anything with you! you always get to hear his new releases first, you get to help him with his lyrics, or just lay in his arms and hear him ramble or sing

“y/n… if i was a worm-”, “gyu nO”, “Y/N WHAT IF”

receiving: words of affirmation

beomgyu loves to hear words of affirmation! just telling him “well done!” or “good job!” makes him go soft </3

beomgyu foes super quite if he sees that someone, especially members aren’t listening to him… don’t get me wrong! beomgyu knows damn well that he’s a catch, but… hewoudln’tmindhearingitfromtimetotime-

when he realizes just how much he likes you, he’s fucked. but then, when you tell him verbally how fucked you are for him? he’s gone. i’m taking tapioka eyes and all!!! wide eyed and so pure n soft

finally someone can reassure him in the right way! someone who will stick with him through thick and thin!

“do you like it?”, “it sounds wonderful gyu, thank you! nice to know i’ve got someone who’ll compose songs about me~ i’m so lucky to have you pretty boy”, cue eyes lighting up:(((

please do make sure you reassure him from time to time though… or else you’ll see him randomly pouting in the corner, crossing his arms slightly, thinking he had annoyed you or worse, upset you some how!!

“angel, is something up?”, “…you haven’t spoken to me today…….”, “gyu…….. i just aRRIVED”, “I DONT CARE DAMN IT”

kang taehyun

giving/receiving: acts of service

taehyun’s love language is the same, whether he’s giving or receiving! taehyun is a straightforward person, but he shows his love subtly!

after being together, even if its only for a short while! he picks up on the smallest details! how you like your coffee/tea, what time you shower, when you wake up/go sleep, mans a y/n-lexicon

he’ll cook for you, clean your desk, anything to help you out a bit! and his heart will flutter if you do the same!!

“oh? coffee? two sugars, no cream? you remembered!!”

also has a slight thing for gift giving, but in a service type of way? like, he’ll buy you certain items to life just a lil easier for you:)) “here’s the portable fan you wanted! and a cup that will keep your tea warm for extra long!”

huening kai

giving: physical touch, gift giving

hue. ning. kaiiiiii. the tummy patter, the cuddle bug, the most likely to hug you more than your own mother!!!!!! ofc his love language is gonna be physical touch, no duh???

we all know hyuka loves to rub and pat the members’ tummies and you’re no different! like soobin always says, you cant hate kai! you can’t ever say no to him!!

literally, you could be sitting down, tummy pats. drinking boba? tummy pats. menstrual pain/general aches? tummy pats. its fool proof okay??

he’ll also randomly grab your hand when he can’t pat your stomach! he’ll play with your fingers, hold them to his face, cuddle into you like he does with soob! the boys a walking fluff ball with so so much love to give!!

kai takes his skinship se!! ri!! ous!! ly!!!!! he’ll find the dumbest excuses at first, cause he’s sacred he’ll come off too clingy:(( “you smell nice…”, or “odi is looking at you funny, i think he’s gonna bite…”, “kai he’s in a cAGE-”

def a spoon. not a small spoon, or a bug spoon, just a spoon. cuz as long as he’s touching you, he’s okay!!

plz just pat his head, and listen n try not to go deaf to his laugh n soft giggles n aegyo:((((

hyuka would buy gifts from time to time, like plushies at crane games at the arcade/carnivals/etc, but really, he just wants them to make cuddling more enjoyable dkshsj- so gift giving ig? but not really~

receiving: physical touch

i feel like kai would love someone who can match his energy in terms of affection, hands down. physical touch = love in his eyes

HOWEVER!! i have an inclination that he would adore a tsundere partner even more! not necessarily in terms of personality, but more so someone who’s inexperienced or just too shy to admit they wanna cuddle n touch 24/7!!!

making them blush is the only thing on his mind, all hours of the day istg- and he’d such a tease too!!!: “oh? you wanna cuddle? no? then why are you leaning against me, hmm? huh, what’s that, could you speak up please? aww~~, since you asked so nicely!!”

he’d get such a kick put of watching them open up, and crave his touch slowly!!

but i do think he’d seriously struggle with someone who doesn’t like being touched fr. maybe if he likes them enough, he’ll stick around, but the chances are rather slim!

just please hug him, and kiss him, and call him ning ning!! this big boi will literally melt in your arms!!!

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wendytestabrat · 3 months

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why cartman & kyle's "hate" for each other is sus

i remember something my gma used to say to me (god rest her soul 🕊️⚰️) is "don't say hate, hate is a strong word." and that if i don't like something just say "i don't like ____" but she was based af and i was too young at the time to understand the wisdom behind that but i def do now lol. she also got mad at me for saying 'like' in every sentence so yeah she's prob looking down on me in disappointment over that rn. bc it's true af i feel like people use the words "dislike" and "hate" interchangably but they're NOT the same. the word hate has a much more negative connotation and darker energy to it, as does deciding to hate domeone. deciding you hate someone/something takes up A LOT of negative energy and space in your brain. that's honestly why i don't truly hate a lot of things bc i don't have the time for that shit lol. despite how much i shit on things i don't rlly have any hate in my heart towards much, i just simply dislike something and will be critical on why and that's it LOL. and then people will be all like "you hate _____? 😱" and i'm like um no i never said i hate it there are just things about it i have some problems with don't put words in my mouth lol. that reminds me of something matt and trey said once, they're all like "people ask us, do you really hate the celebrities you rip on? of course not, we don't have anyone...EXCEPT barbra streisand" LOL. that's me af like honestly the only celeb i truly hate is selena gomez (and maybe donald trump and nicki minaj too). so yeah that's why kyman seems so sus to me bc i don't think people realize how much energy it actually takes you to HATE someone, bc it's NOT the same thing as simply disliking someone lol. disliking comes from a way more neutral and rational standpoint, while hate is something that comes from a fiery passion in your heart and soul lol. so yeah that is why u gotta be careful when deciding to hate someone/something bc it rlly just ends up fucking yourself over and making u look like a clown lol. and kyle deadass said "i hate cartman with all my heart" which rlly shows how much his pathetic ass is invested in 'hating' cartman, to the point that he feels it in ALL HIS HEART. and yeah that's also why they say love and hate are connected, bc both take up A LOT of energy in you and cause you to be invested either way lol. like honestly whenever i see someone going out of their way to hate on something i can always see right through that and can tell they're actually just obsessed and like that thing secretly lol. they either don't want to admit or don't know how to process it.

#kyman #south park #KYMANRANTGARBAGE

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jigujellee · 2 years

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THROUGH WITH YU -> karina yu hates your guts and you don't really know why. | read part 2 here!

karina x reader angst word count: 3.8k warnings: there might be a swear word or two, nothing crazy

a/n: wow, another fic in less than 2 weeks? who is she? lol i'm jk but the first part to the karina enemies to lovers college au is here! there's only two parts, so hopefully, i should be able to get it out soon. don't worry, i'm also working on the requests you've all sent me so please look out for those. take care everyone, thanks for reading!

smu was home to numerous intelligent and hard working students who were slowly losing their sanity every day in order to achieve their future. if they weren’t burying their faces in their laptops or textbooks, students were drowning themselves in caffeine as they desperately try to work through the hell known as university. it’s definitely not easy for most, but then there are people like karina who make the university life look so easy.

karina yu graduated from kwangya high as valedictorian and received a full grant scholarship at smu where she is now a biomedical student with a dream to pursue a career in medicine. she also manages to maintain the top spot in the entire school while being the captain of the swim team and balances a part time job. the girl’s credentials are unmatched, you’d think she doesn’t have a social life but no. everybody and their grandmothers know exactly who karina is, and with a god given face, brain, and talent like hers, who wouldn’t be drawn to her? dubbed as the campus goddess, she captures the hearts of anyone who glances her way. karina could care less about the title though. she was nice to everyone she encountered and remained humble despite being treated like royalty at school. so when everyone’s attention is focused on something else, or rather someone else, karina suddenly becomes intrigued.

“alright class, that wraps it up for today. don’t forget, your assignments on DNA mutagenesis are due next Friday so i hope most of you have at least started on it”

as soon as the campus goddess finished typing up her last few notes, she sets a quick reminder for herself to finish the references for the assignment. karina’s work ethic was something every student dreamed to have in a perfect world, hence why it isn’t uncommon for students to ask her for help every now and then. her best friend ningning is a perfect example of these said students.

“so you’re going to help me with my assignment, right?” the blonde says, not even sparing a glance to karina as her eyes remained glued on her phone.

“ning, why do you still have to ask? i’ve been helping you with your assignments since we were in high school. but let me remind you that you’re smart enough to do it on your own. maybe if you spent less time on your phone, you would’ve gotten it done early”

“thanks for the ted talk but you know i gotta stay updated with the tea around here”

“right, so what’s new gossip girl hm?”

“well, jeno recently got injured after their last basketball game so he’s sitting out for the next few. then there’s yeji and ryujin who got into a pretty nasty fight and people are saying they still haven’t talked it out”

“isn’t it gonna be their 3 year anniversary in a few weeks? i hope they resolve things soon”

“well well well, would you look at that? seems like someone is fairly updated too” ningning chuckles and finally tears her eyes away from the phone to find karina putting her stuff away into a tote bag.

“you live and breathe tea and drama, and unfortunately, i’m the only one who has to hear all of it since i’m pretty much the only friend you have,” karina jokes.

“you make me laugh miss yu,” her best friend says dryly as rolls her eyes and continues to scroll through her phone once more. “oh, and there’s a new student coming in today. apparently they’re coming all the way from canada,” ningning turns off her phone and grabs her bag before sticking her arm out so that karina could link arms with her. the latter didn’t care much about the new transferee, not with her empty stomach practically ringing in her ears.

“yeah yeah whatever, let’s go grab lunch. i’m starving” she links her arms with ningning and the two make their way to the campus cafeteria.

they were greeted with crowds of students, which wasn’t a new sight to the two. almost all of campus knew karina ate in the cafeteria during lunch so they would always have an audience as they ate in peace. what was surprising to karina was that the students weren’t swooning over her like they usually do. instead, they were running right past her and making their way to the table where karina and ningning usually sat. confused, karina looks over at her best friend.

“why is everyone rushing to get over there? we’re not even there yet”

“you think i would know? i was beside you this entire time. but it looks like someone is sitting there already, i can’t see who it is though”

a girl in front of the two overhears their conversation before realizing who it was and immediately moves out of the way to let them pass. everyone else followed suit and the two manage to get a clear view of who was causing such a big crowd. they walk towards the table, but even as they get closer, they are unable to put a name to the face sitting in their usual spot.

as soon as they approached the unfamiliar person, ningning doesn’t hesitate to speak, “hi! i’m ningning and this is my friend karina!” the purple haired girl’s eyes widened at her friend’s sudden introduction, but not wanting to be rude, she just smiled and gave a small wave.

“hello! i’m y/n, it’s nice to meet you both” you say with a big smile plastered on your face.

“ah! you’re the new student, right? from canada?” you eagerly nod your head and continue to answer ningning’s never ending questions about your home country. meanwhile, the girl beside her stayed silent and just stared at you. you couldn’t tell what she was feeling, her face remaining stoic the entire time you were talking with her friend. you open your mouth to address her and try to include her in the conversation, but another student calls your name and invites you to eat lunch with them.

“karina and ningning usually sit here, so just sit with us for lunch” the student then whispered in your ear. you look back at the two girls and realize that they’ve been standing this entire time, so you immediately get up and allow them to sit at their respective table.

“well i’d be glad to answer your questions about canada some other time ning,” you chuckle. “i hope to see you both around more! sorry about taking your seat,” you say as your gaze lands on karina, who just quickly bows her head out of respect before taking a seat at the spot you were just in. ningning quickly hands you her phone for you to put your number in before letting you go. as you leave, you turn to take a look at the purple haired girl one more time.

you now understood why she was called the campus goddess.

funnily enough, the campus goddess wanted nothing to do with greek gods and goddesses, or any greek mythology in general. she hated history classes. the only reason she was taking it is because she needed an elective that wasn’t related to her major, so she chose ancient greek mythology and apparently, it was a really easy course. but even if this course was super easy, she got bored so easily. it was the only class that she rarely paid attention in and it made her want to fall asleep.

it doesn’t help that this class was a dreaded 3 hours of her professor going on and on about information that had nothing to do with what karina wanted to do with the rest of her life. oftentimes, her thoughts loved to wander off during class, and to her surprise, you are the one currently taking up space in her mind. karina couldn’t help but think about your smile, your dark brown eyes, your soft voice, the way your hair sat perfectly against-

“miss yu?” karina shakes her head and brings herself back to reality. was i really just thinking of the new student just now?

“sorry sir, what were you saying?”

“i asked which two groups fought during the battle of cynoscephalae?”

karina couldn’t bring herself to answer. she should know this, she did her readings on it so why couldn’t she remember? oh right, because some new girl was distracting her, that’s why.

“it was fought between the romans and the antigonids,” you spoke up after minutes of silence from karina. she looked back in shock, finding you three rows behind her. great, the person who’s been wrecking my train of thought is also in the same class as me.

you shoot her a wink with a smile, causing karina to immediately turn back around to the front, hoping you wouldn’t see her cheeks heating up out of embarrassment.

“that’s correct y/n, thank you. pay more attention karina, this isn’t like you”

“yes sir, it won’t happen again” karina sinks into her seat and groans internally for letting herself get distracted and embarrassing herself in front of you… and the class.

and now, she despised you for making her feel this way and decided that she wanted nothing to do with you.

so any attempt you made in trying to be her friend, whether it be buying her snacks, coffee, cup noodles, and even a whole cake, or trying to follow her on instagram and her other socials, karina shut all of it down. she couldn’t afford to be embarrassed like that anymore and she tried her best to avoid you, but she quickly learned that you were stubborn and you weren’t going to stop until you two were at least acquaintances.

“hi karina! i grabbed you a triangle kimbap and a choco pie in case you were hungry,” you hold out the snacks in front of her, hoping she’ll actually take them this time. but as usual, she just stares at them and her hands remain still by her side.

her eyes shift from your hands to your own eyes, and you could feel a bitter coldness being emitted from her dark brown orbs. “i’m going to make this very clear, y/n. i do not care who you are or where you came from, but i do not need you around me. buying me snacks is not going to get me to be friends with you, so drop the act. we are never going to be friends,” she says, words hitting you like a knife. your hands that are filled with snacks drop to your side as you watch the campus goddess walk away from you. from that moment on, you do your best to avoid her, hoping that you are finally giving her something she actually wants.

it’s only 9 in the morning, and karina is already having a horrible day.

“what? what do you mean i’m failing? that’s nearly impossible-”

“calm down karina, you’re not behind by much. with a little tutoring and some catch up assignments, you’ll be able to bring your grade up in no time,” her english professor says.

karina huffs in frustration. how could this happen? she swore she handed in all her essays on time and they were all done very well, so she had no idea how could she be failing the class.

“i asked the student who will tutor you to come in today so that i could introduce you two,” and as if on cue, there was a knock on the door.

“perfect timing. come in!”

karina doesn’t bother turning around to see who it was, still trying to rack her brain over how she could possibly be doing badly in english class.

“you wanted to see me professor lee?”

the purple haired girl’s eyes widened and her mouth falls slightly agape. she didn’t need to look at who it was; the voice said it all.

“thank you for coming, y/n! i wanted to introduce you to karina, have you met before?”

“yes, we share a few classes together” you say dryly.

you were aware that you had to tutor someone, but you didn’t know it’d be her. from where you were standing, you could see that she didn’t want to be in this setup either. she was avoiding your presence, putting all her attention onto the stack of papers on the professor’s desk and studying it as if it were the most intriguing thing in the world right now.

“with all due respect professor lee, i’m sure there are a number of other students who would be willing to help karina out. not to mention countless other students who speak english at a much higher level than i do, such as aeri, chaeyoung, jennie, yunjin, jisu, seungkwan.. need i list more?”

for the first time since entering the office, karina looks at you with a confused expression; she didn’t expect you to turn the opportunity down, not after all the nice things you’ve done for her just to be her friend. your focus remains on the professor as you wait for a reply, ignoring the other girl beside you who was trying to figure you out, the stack of papers on the desk now long forgotten.

“nonsense y/n, what better way to learn english than from someone who’s just transferred from canada? besides, english is your first language, correct?” you nod your head, unable to lie because the records were right there in front of the prof.

“then it’s settled! think of it as a way to get closer to one another. karina, i promise you won’t regret this and your grade will improve in no time! you two are dismissed, i’ll see you both on wednesday”

both of you bow your heads, and karina is the first one to get up and leave. you follow suit, rolling your eyes once you’re at the door because she didn’t even have the courtesy to hold it open for you. once you’re both outside of professor lee’s office, you’re about to retreat to your own dorm but karina stops you.

“hey”

you say nothing and just turn to look at her, waiting for her to continue what she wanted to say.

“2pm tomorrow at the library. don’t be late,” she says sternly.

with no ounce of emotion on your face, you turn around and leave the purple haired girl standing in front of the prof’s office.

you hoped this tutoring session will go somewhat smoothly.

no, it’s not going smoothly.

karina was the one who said not to be late, yet she’s the one who came almost 20 minutes late. she blamed it on ningning for asking her to accompany her while she talks to one of their other professors.

and now, karina hasn’t spoken a word to you since she got here. she didn’t bother asking for any clarification or any questions and just began working on her assignment, but you couldn’t care less. if she didn’t want to fix her grade, then so be it. you allowed yourself to enjoy this quiet time by catching up on your favourite book, but unfortunately, it doesn’t last long.

“here, check this for me”

you scan the paragraph writing assignment she had to do. with a pencil, you lightly circled her mistakes and even wrote down some comments on things that could be improved. when you hand it back to her, you watch as her eyes scan over the paper and she huffs in frustration. you continue to watch the campus goddess scribble onto her paper, erasing and rewriting things every other second. your eyes move to the paper and you notice her making the same mistake again.

“you did the same thing aga-”

“shut up, i got it” but even after she erases it, she does it again. this time, she realizes what she wrote.

“not a word, y/n”

“rina look, i just-”

“first of all, do not call me that. we’re not close, okay? and second, i don’t care that you were asked to help me. i just need to pass english and then i’m through with you,” without missing a beat, she continues writing her assignment.

you won’t lie, it hurt whenever karina dismissed you like that. you don’t even understand why she hated you so much. was it because you answered for her in class? or was it because you stole her seat on the first day? whatever it was, it still hurt. but if she was going to be like this towards you, then you figured you should be the same back.

and that’s how the rest of your tutoring sessions go. you both arrive at the library, not uttering a single word to each other. you immerse yourself in your book or in other school work, and you only say something if karina asks you. as you meet up more and more, however, you notice karina is slowly starting to ask more questions and actually initiate conversation but you always gave her a dry reply, not even bothering to look up at her as you answer. why should you? you were just here to help her.

after one of your tutoring sessions, you were walking back to your dorm when you suddenly receive a phone call. the caller ID was enough to make you decline the call, but you answer it anyway. you don’t bother saying hello, and just wait for the other party to say something.

“not even a hello? wow, who do you think you are?”

“what do you want?”

“jeez, what’s gotten into you? i just called to check up on you”

“i never asked you to check on me”

“god, you’re unbelievable. you should be thankful i’m even checking up on you even after what you did to your-”

“stop trying to act like my mother. you are not her and you will never be her, so just shut up and leave me alone,” you angrily say as you hang up, not letting her get a response in. you shove your phone back into your pocket and stormed off to your dorm, but you don’t notice the girl behind you who heard everything.

she didn’t mean to eavesdrop. if anything, she blames you for stopping in the middle of the hallway and answering the call, and even putting it on speaker phone. but she heard it either way, whether she wanted to or not. karina watched as you stomped away and she felt a heavy feeling in her chest - it was guilt. she’s been rude to you all this time when all you wanted was to be her friend. you even agreed to tutor her (though it was pretty much forced) and she was still acting like such a bitch to you. but after hearing the conversation, she couldn’t help but feel sad. she didn’t have the best relationship with her mom either, so in a way, she kind of related to you. she starts thinking that maybe you weren’t so bad after all.

a few more tutoring sessions and three assignments later, karina manages to get her grade back up. once she hears the good news from professor lee, she immediately goes to find you.

“y/n!”

you turn around to find an ecstatic and smiley purple haired goddess coming your way. she crashes into you and wraps her arms around you, but you just stand there and look straight ahead, leaving your arms glued to your side.

she finally lets go of you after what seemed like minutes of hugging, and she shoves a paper in front of your face.

“look! i got my grade back up, and it’s all thanks to you!”

“good. now we can go our separate ways,” you try to walk pass her, but she grabs your arm to stop you.

“wait! let me treat you to something to eat! as a thank you for helping me”

“i’ll pass,” and you try to walk by her again. she doesn’t stop you this time, but she starts following you instead.

“how about tomorrow? or next week? i’m free whenever, just let me kn-”

“what’s your deal, hm? why are you so nice to me all of a sudden? just because you got your grade up or what?”

karina’s smile fades and a nervous expression appears on her face, scared to tell you why she was acting this way. she fidgets with the paper in her hand, avoiding your gaze and biting her bottom lip.

“so what do you want?” you ask, trying to get an answer out of her.

“i..” she starts. “i overheard your phone call with your mom. i didn’t mean to, it’s just you were right there and you even put it on speaker phone so i just happened to hear everything..” you say nothing, and you wait for her to continue.

“i feel bad for how i’ve treated you all this time. the truth is, i get it. i know what you’re going through, and it’s okay to-”

“stop,” karina looks at you, and she looks scared but she’s not scared that you were angry, she knew you’re probably pissed at her. what was scaring her is the lack of emotion you were showing. she wanted you to scream at her, to cuss her out for being such a bitch, but instead you’re as calm as ever and it terrifies her to her core.

“she’s not my mother. that was my stepmom who tries way too hard to be my mother,” you say calmly. you start making your way to her, making sure that she hears what you have to say next loud and clear. once you're right in front of her, you continue.

“don’t act like you fucking know me just after hearing one phone call. if you’re being nice to me because you feel bad for me, then just save it. i don’t need your pity and i don’t need you around, got it? i’m through with you” you’re close enough to feel her breath on your lips, but you back away as soon as you’re done talking to her and you leave her in the middle of the hall with people were staring, but you didn’t care. you didn’t need karina or her pity, and the campus goddess got that message loud and clear. but it still hurt her. it hurt enough to make tears fall from her eyes, and karina rarely ever cries. she wipes away whatever tears were on her cheek and starts making her way to meet with ningning.

karina didn't want you to be through with her, but she deserved it. especially since she's the one who said it first.

#kpop scenarios #girl group scenarios #kpop imagines #gg scenarios #gg imagines #aespa #aespa karina #karina yu #yu jimin #karina angst #karina scenarios #karina imagines

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Hey do you happen to know of any resources for someone in Iowa looking to get into native plant gardening? Thanks in advance! (Love your blog btw)

*cracks knuckles* sorry for keeping you hanging since November 3rd, homie, but I'm back home and down to get started!

Before I do, a special reminder that I'm not based in Iowa! I don't think I've ever even set foot in Iowa. I'm a Florida girlie lol. However, I will do my best to give you my advice and find some resources for you!

In my experience, many native plants grow slowly from seed. This could be because I mostly prefer perennials (I am way too lazy to replace an annual every year), but they can take awhile to germinate and an even longer while to size up. I've gotten seeds that say to wait upwards of 3 weeks to see any germination, and that's often after waiting a month or more for proper cold stratification! All of this is just to say--you gotta have a bit of patience when it comes to all gardening, but especially with native plants!

If you can get your hands on some seeds now, they'll likely need cold stratification. Fortunately, cold stratification is happening right now--put the seeds where you want them to grow, and let chilly winters do the work for you! Needing cold stratification basically means the plant has evolved to know it needs to wait until after winter to start germinating, so as things warm back up in spring, your seeds'll start growing!

Once they start growing and get established, they'll really start going--if they're in their perfect conditions, they'll be more than ready to take over a bit and manage on their own! Keep an eye out for watering needs, but generally I find native plants don't need much when it comes to fertilizer and pesticides. If you don't want things to spread a lot, you can always choose to grow certain plants in pots instead--or if you're really determined to grow a plant your soil isn't quite right for, a pot does wonders. My soil isn't very moist, so I grow a good chunk of my swamp milkweeds in pots to keep a better eye on their care.

Iowa's got a handful of growing zones going on, so knowing what the zone for your region is will help you pick the best plants! You can also pick plants known to have grown historically well in your region--I've seen plant range maps break things down by counties for my state, which helps give a good idea of whether it's a good idea for me to grow something touted as a native to my state. It's entirely possible for something to be native to your state, but not your half of the state, for example!

Browsing through a couple of sites, I hope these'll be helpful to you!

This is a link to Iowa Native Plants, which has a nice primer on the importance of native gardening as well as a few guides to native plants in their Finder tab! They also seem to sell a hanfdul of books on native gardening that may be an interesting read for you!

My Home Park appears to have a lot of information on native plants, and sells native plants that can be shipped to your state! I can't say I've ever had a plant shipped to me before, let alone from them (they don't service my state) but it could be worth a shot! If anything else, could be a good source of information! They also have a blog, and a feature that lets you mock up a garden to see what it'd look like (I didn't try it though). They also seem to service North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Maine.

The Tallgrass Prairie Center links to a ton of resources on learning about native plants, planting them, landowner incentive programs, and organizations you can join that are full of others who are passionate about native plants! The Tallgrass Prairie Center itself aims to establish and protect native plants, restore ecosystems, and increase awareness and appreciation of the Tallgrass Prairie Ecosystem. I think their site's definitely worth a look-through, or you can use it as a bouncing off point to find other sites full of info!

The Iowa Native Plant Society is a nonprofit organization full of people who are enthusiastic about native plants! They host field trips, workshops, have a newsletter, and more! It could be a fun way to learn more about native ecosystems on their trips, and if they're anything like the native plant society for my state, the calendar on their site will probably start lighting up with different chapters' native plant sales as we get closer to spring, so keep an eye out! They've also got books and lots of resource links on their site!

Oftentimes when I look up information on how to grow a particular plant in my state, the university extensions office is one of the best resources. As such, I think the Iowa State University's Extension and Outreach website is likely to have some good info for you about gardening! I've also in the past emailed some staff from various offices questions about native gardening and gotten good answers, so they're definitely a resource to be utilized!

I almost forgot to link the Xerces Society! The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation has a primary focus of protecting insects in the US, but that often goes hand in hand with native plants, so they're a great resource for learning about plants and the insects that rely on them! Especially helpful is their Pollinator Conservation Resource Center, which has lists of plants and suppliers by region! You can also find just their plant lists here!

Speaking of plant lists, The National Wildlife Federation has a list of keystone plants by ecoregion! Keystone plants are highly important, as they're vital to the lifecycle of many species of insect, which then help feed birds and other creatures--you get the picture. I used the National Wildife Federation a good bit when I was writing my Biodiversity Saga on increasing biodiversity in your yard/on your balcony/in your area on a budget.

iNaturalist is a fantastic website for cataloguing the cool insects you find in your new native garden, as well as learning about the variety of plants, animals, insects, etc. that are in your area! Make an account and just vibe around!

Books can be a great resource! Unfortunately, my attention span is frequently lacking when it comes to books, and I definitely haven't read any that focus on Iowa's native flora. However! I've got a few general books that are nice reads, so you can definitely see if you can find these in a library or online (I'm including Thriftbooks links because fuck Amazon).

Hellstrip Gardening by Evelyn J. Hadden is a book I read last month that honestly inspired so many new projects out of me that next year is gonna be busy. Might as well get a healthy dose of inspiration now so you can do some planning and be roaring and ready to go come spring! I liveblogged it on my gardening blog, and shared some of my favorite notes as well!

Attracting Native Pollinators by the Xerces Society is a book that offers a generalized view on why its important, ways you can utilize native plants at any scale from swaths of farmland to a school garden or a small yard, and provides lists of plants that can be good for your region near the end! They also have Gardening for Butterflies, which I honestly haven't read yet, but I checked it out from the library so Mayhaps Soon. PS: you can buy Attracting Native Pollinators and Gardening for Butterflies from the Xerces site directly, and support their work! However. Hoo buddy, the pricing.

(Psst, here's the plant list from Attracting Native Pollinators, don't tell Xerces)

My final message to you, young padawan, is to grow milkweed. If there's a milkweed native to your state, grow it. If there's several native to your region, grow a ton of it. Milkweed is the host plant for Monarchs, but it's also such a high-value nectar source for so many other insects you've just gotta try and grow some in my book. Also a lot of the sites I saw for your state had pictures of blazing star and black eyed susans and let me tell you. Plant those. You'll have so many happy pollinators.

I can't think of anything else. If any Iowa gardeners wanna chime in with their favorite resources and such, feel free to!

#gardening #iowa #native plants #native gardening #outdoor gardening #resources #out of queue #ani rambles #answered asks #anonymous #ok time to eat something today peace out byeeeee

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slasher-male-wife · 1 year

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Request for Lester sinclair

I had this idea of Lester waking up to go to his daily rounds of picking up roadkill, but the reader is practically clinging onto him, so he ends up just taking them with him!! Imagine laying across the passenger seat of Lester’s truck with your head on his lap, while he smiles and tells you stories while picking up his roadkill lol

No pressure I love your writing <333

Ok I love this idea and it honestly reminds me of this other one shot I read awhile ago, I'll link it if I can find it but this seems like a really cute idea. I haven't written much for Lester lately so I'm happy to do this for you.

Why not join me?

Warnings: Mentions of road kill but that's about it

It's six in the morning when Lester's alarm first goes off. He's quick to shut it off and try to sit up when he feels the weight of you clinging onto his arm. He smiles to himself as he tries to pull you off but you just grip on tighter. He shakes his head a little and lays back down, still trying to get you to let go. He sees you open your eyes slightly and smile at him. Knowing that you're awake now he doesn't feel as bad trying to talk to you.

"Honey I've gotta get up now. I've got a lot of work to do." He says gently as he tries to pull off your arms but to no avail.

"Just a few more minutes ok? The sun isn't even fully up yet." You reply. He laughs a little to himself. He knows how Bo gets about him not getting work done. He loves his brother but he really is a hardass sometimes.

"Well I know that but it's better to get started earlier ok? Now you've got to let go of my arm sweetpea," You shake your head and hold on tighter if that's even possible. He sighs and smiles to himself, "How about you come along with me today. I don't mind ya joining me." You think about it for a few seconds before letting go of his arm and rubbing your eyes.

"I can do that." You smile and Lester smiles back.

"Be ready to go in 20 minutes alright?" You nod and he gets out of bed. Lester gets ready and when he passes by his room again he sees you getting dressed too. Walking to the kitchen he makes a quick breakfast and pours himself some coffee. You soon join him. Eating quickly then making your way out to the truck. You get inside while Lester gets a few things ready. When he gets in the truck he can see you falling back asleep. He smiles to himself as he starts up the car and gets to driving. A few minutes into the car ride you lay down with the back of your head on his lap. You look up at him and he looks down at you for a moment with a smile. Although when he looks back up at the road he’s still smiling.

“If you wanted to sleep some more, you could have just stayed at home honey. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable here, you know.” You yawn and nod, closing your eyes.

“I know that. But I wanted to be with you today.”

“I don’t know why someone as nice as you wants to spend their day around roadkill,” He moves a hand down and strokes your hair, “Or other people if we pick anyone up today for that matter.” You know what Lester means by that. When you two pick up people they’re never usually the nicest to you.

“Well then let’s just hope we don’t pick up anyone this morning. I don’t get why you have to get up so early anyway. If Bo wants the roads to be clean so badly he should pick up the road kill himself.” Lester chuckles to himself and puts his hand back on the steering wheel.

“It’s better to catch the animals earlier before the sun bakes them up and makes them smell like hell. It’s also important to catch as many people as we can. You know how Bo is about getting things done.”

“Well I think he just needs to calm the fuck down every once and awhile. He doesn’t have to work every single day.” You two break out into a small, quiet laughter.

“Bo is Bo and he’s not going to change anytime soon. It’s better to just try and get along with him anyway. I do owe him a lot. So doing this is the least that I could do.” You nod and open your eyes again.

“I love you Lester.” He looks back down at you.

“I love you too Y/n.”

#lester sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #lester sinclair x you #lester sinclair x y/n #house of wax #slasher x y/n #slasher x reader #slasher fanfiction

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liebgotts-lovergirl · 1 year

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BoB Headcanon: Could They Fix A Broken Cabinet?

A/N: Here, pls enjoy another obscure headcanon set that Literally Nobody asked for lol. A big thank you to @mccall-muffin for encouraging me to post it lol 💖

✿ Dick Winters: Will not only fix your cabinet but also IMPROVE your cabinet. Enjoy your new soft-close, freshly-painted cabinet. 🤌🏽

✿ Lewis Nixon: Absolutely Not. Nix knows when he’s beat. He Was Not raised for this & he knows that. Will gladly call someone else to fix it though!

✿ Carwood Lipton: Definitely could fix it (he has the knowledge & the skills) but doesn't trust himself to do it because he's afraid he'll mess it up (🥺) so he'll pay someone else to do it.

✿ Ronald Speirs: He’ll fix it! Won’t make a big deal of it though. Honestly would probably not even tell you he’s fixed it; you just walk in one day & it’s Done & you’re like “When did you do that?” & he’s like “Oh like a week ago”.

✿ Harry Welsh: Bound & Determined to fix it if it kills him. He will read Every book, watch Every show, Welshy is a man on a mission 😂 He is going to be your knight in shining armor even if he has to toil away at it for days & ends up cussing the thing black + blue before it's complete.

✿ Buck Compton: Will give it the ol’ college try (lol) but no guarantees. Will do his reading but still ends up freestyling it. 😂 Definitely not above calling someone if his attempt goes awry tho lol

✿ Don Malarkey: Sort of? It may not be perfect– like the hinges will probably squeak when it opens & it might be a little crooked maybe – but he worked all day on it & it’s Technically fixed.

✿ Joe Liebgott: Is convinced that he can fix it but will actually just fuck it up even more & then duct tape over it. It might be functional but it Will Not be pretty. Probably accidentally hammered his thumb once. Pls appreciate his efforts tho, he is Trying.

✿ George Luz: Will fix your cabinet super well! It’s gonna be in tip-top shape… You’re just gonna have to remind him to do it tho lol bc he’s kind of all over the place! (Also he whistles while he works; it’s kind of adorable).

✿ Eugene Roe: I'd like to believe he could but my heart just says no. Lowkey, it would probably frustrate him all to hell bc he can perform life-saving medical feats in the heat of battle but he can't fix a goddamn cabinet?? He's gonna call someone to fix it for y'all but he's gonna be So pissed about it.

✿ Joe Toye: Can definitely fix it. Very handy around the house but his true expertise is in cars! He could be a mechanic if he really wanted to. King of explaining Why It Makes That Noise in simple terms that Make Sense 🤌🏼

✿ Bill Guarnere: He'll fix it but it won't be in the way you expect. He's the type of person to put a book under a table leg to steady it, that sort of thing. But he is WAY too stubborn to ask for help so don't expect him to call anybody who can actually do it. He'll INSIST on doing it himself– it's a matter of pride at this point.

✿ Skip Muck: No way, not a clue. Might try to fix it but gets distracted halfway through like a puppy & abandons the project forever lol.

✿ Bull Randleman: Oh absolutely he can. Man was practically raised with a toolbox in hand. He likes to do little things like that for you around the house because he likes to feel useful.

✿ Shifty Powers: Definitely can. But like Speirs ^, won’t make a big deal out of it. He has immaculate focus, a steady hand, & seemingly limitless patience so he can fix pretty much anything.

✿ Babe Heffron: Purely a duct-tape-&-a-prayer man. "We don't gotta call anybody, I got it covered." No, Babe, you do not 😆

✿ Johnny Martin: Could probably fix it if he actually put his mind to it but doesn't want to. He simply Does Not Have The Patience. He gets frustrated one time & he's Done. Calls someone by the end of the first day 😂

✿ Frank Perconte: Doesn’t know how to fix it at the beginning but will try to figure it out. He may storm off a few times cussing the damn thing in frustration but he’ll get it done eventually.

✿ Floyd Talbert: Absolutely could. He + his brothers used to do all sorts of odd jobs & carpentry stuff back in Kokomo.

✿ David Webster: Nope! Wants to fix it so badly but is absolutely Hopeless when it comes to any sort of home renovation. Despite some of the more stubborn guys on this list, Web's not ashamed about calling somebody to fix it. He just kind of figures, "Well someone has to do it" & it is Clearly not going to be him.

✿ Skinny Sisk: Please for the love of God, Do Not Let This Man Near A Hammer. 😭 He will joke around with it like a dumbass & will probably just accidentally hurt himself or someone else.

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once again I've watched more anime than done anything else this week but I promise I also have other stuff to talk abt

listening (podcast):

Great Gundam Project: almost done with their 0079 episodes and it's so funny to hear how confused and surprised they are that Newtypes don't get mentioned until the last 10 episodes. also, once again, hearing them talk about Char reminds me that I miss seeing Char on my television screen :/

Palisade: once again it was crazy good this week. shout out to fucked up dream sequences/visions of alternate futures, gotta genuinely be one of my favorite storytelling devices

listening (music): MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday, which is going on my Partizan/Palisade playlist for Balence reasons

reading:

Imperial Uncle: got to more fun reveals that make the main relationship a lot tastier and more fun. still having a good time with this one

The Death I Gave Him: part of the appeal of this book for me (other than that I love Hamlet & Hamlet retellings) is the romance with the sentient lab AI. this should shock absolutely no one (at least no one who knows me as the Sokrates/Integrity guy lol) but I'm real into stuff that explores like, how intimacy works when you don't each have your own separate bodies

A Power Unbound: also started & finished something I've been looking forward to, A Power Unbound by Freya Marske, the third book in a romance/historical fantasy trilogy (different main characters for each) set mostly in Edwardian England. I've enjoyed the other books in the series, and I enjoyed this one too (though I think I prefer the other two for reasons that probably don't have to do with the actual quality of this book and have more to do with what I like & don't like in a main relationship, and actually it's a testament to how strong the writing was that the relationship worked for me anyway, because it did feel earned in terms of both characterization & themes, even though it's the sort of relationship dynamic that I tend to be hesitant about because I often see it done very badly in fanfic in ways that do a disservice to the personalities of both characters involved). anyway. my actual review is that I love fucked up magic houses and there are several of those in this book so shout out to that, and one of the main characters is extremely my type (short, angry, hates the aristocracy, etc)

watching:

I'm in Love with the Villainess: we're caught up now, and I do love class conflict even if I'm sure it's going to be incredibly simplistic and silly because that's the show this is (which I am fine with, to be clear, this is a romance anime based on lovingly parodying otome games, I am treating it with the same kind of seriousness that I would treat something like Scum Villain)

Bakeoff: I'm glad that this year they seem to be better about not putting way too much weight on the showstopper and sometimes deciding star baker based on other challenges like. finally some respect for people who do really well in the signature!!

Legend of the Galactic Heroes: I mean. I've been posting through it about this one so I don't think I have any new insights here just. man. I love it when a major character death is done really well. what a show (positive)

Gundam Seed: you may, at this point, be asking why Seed is our next Gundam after finishing ZZ, especially when every week I talk about pining for Char. the answer is because my roommate watched some of it a while ago and wanted to revisit it, and also because we're saving Char's Counterattack for when we get really desperate for Gundam that isn't Seed. anyway. Seed is fun so far!

the above description of Gundam Seed was written a few days ago when we first started but before we got to the info dump about what's up with Coordinators & Naturals so I'm editing this to say: oof. it really is like what if someone took all of the parts of the original Newtype stuff that I was most skeptical about, took out all of the metaphorical stuff from Zeta that redeemed the concept for me, and then explicitly added literal eugenics. don't like that!

the other thing about Seed is the misogyny which like. god. at least the misogyny in Zeta felt more interesting to think about. at least it felt like Tomino was saying things about gender even if I didn't always like it. this is just peak early 2000s misogyny where everyone including the writers hates women so much that every man comes across as incredibly gay because their relationships with other men are treated so much more seriously

at this point you might be asking what I actually like about this show since I've been complaining for several paragraphs and the answer is I love it when childhood friends end up on the opposite sides of a war. also, a lot of Seed feels like it's trying very hard to Be A Gundam Show (for better or worse tbh, I can feel myself being marketed to, I can practically hear Bandai being like, hey remember how cool it is when a blue-and-white mobile suit fights a pinkish-red mobile suit, don't you want to buy some models), and I am not immune to classic Gundam shit like "oops these kids are involved in a war now because the military was developing a top-secret superweapon right next to where they live" and "your lives are at risk and/or you might get arrested for trying to protect your friends because the higher-ups are incompetent/selfish/do not care about you." I am also not immune to squads of edgy anime boys, or giant robots that each have their own special weapon/power, or whatever the fuck Le Creuset's got going on. I love him. I still miss Char and he's not quite filling that void but I do love him

playing:

another session of my Blades in the Dark campaign, based on the image below (from here). the crew was asked to get the sea serpent to go away and leave ships alone, and absolutely no one was surprised that the secret actual mission was to protect the sea serpent (a baby one) from the coast guard who were going to try to make it leave but more violently because we're playing Blades like it's a game about befriending creatures (see also: Missy is currently trying to resocialize a former fighting goat and Xiao Yun collects extremely fucked up birds)

Ace Attorney 5: not very far into the trial but man. sorry for falling for the trilogy nostalgia but I love to have Edgeworth as a prosecutor, I love the energy that he and Phoenix have, I'm such a sucker for defense attorney & prosecutor working together to find the truth and also they're in love

making: vaguely spanakopita-inspired stuffed pastry wreath. we made it once before and put too much extra vegetable in that released too much water while it was baking so the dough just straight up did not cook. we did it better this time! the dough is actually baked! (it's store-bought crescent rolls, we did not make the dough). anyway. there's spinach and mushroom and herbed goat cheese in there, and it's tasty

drinking: the grocery store had peppermint bark creme liqueur, and it's pretty good in hot chocolate

writing: continued to pick away at a zine fic, figured out what I want to write for my Nirvana in Fire exchange fic, and also did a little bit more on the Integrity fic that I've been working on. it has been a minute since I've written an action scene huh

The Principality knows how to contain divines, to leash them, to defang them and bend their powers to its will. And Integrity is an old divine, and never among the most awe-inspiring. Integrity is a small, quiet thing, precise and intimate and not suited for flashy displays of power like many of its fellows. But it is a divine nonetheless, and when it fights, it brings death. Orbit-and-Integrity steps into the corridor where the Princept fled. Orbit bares their remaining teeth, blood pooling in their mouth and seeping through the seams that begin to open in Integrity’s armor where it no longer has the focus to keep them closed.

#dreaming.txt #weekly media roundup post #sorry for always being like 'oh my god the misogyny' but in my defense. oh my god the misogyny #if i had known what was to come i might have complained less abt zeta & zz. didn't know how good i had it back then compared to this

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fates-theysband · 1 year

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💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?

🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?

🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?

🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?

🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?💘 you would fall in love with someone who…

⚘💝💕

💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?

🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?

🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?

❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?

readmore for long

💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?

i have been before! until...coming up on a year ago i was in a relationship (we broke it off, we just weren't compatible anymore). right now i am extremely taking it easy on irl romantic stuff. sort of a romantic gap year while i figure stuff out. i honestly am probably arospec in a real-life context.

🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?

not to sound like a 2012 tumblr girlie (<- technically is a 2012 tumblr girlie) but sunflowers

🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?

i love truffles so much. i've eaten two bags of them since february began.

💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?

i am a big physical affection person and also i just like...doing things for people. like YES i will watch your dog YES i will run to the store for you YES i will spot you some cash so you can eat after rent hits

i also feel super loved by just like...being known. i mentioned before that my bil sends me every tbh creature meme he finds. my brother sends me tma memes. my friends will send me everything related to cephalopods and skeletons they find. even my mom, as fraught as my relationship with her is, will send me things related to movies or bands she knows i like.

🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?

my view on marriage is, at this current point in my life, similar to that of ms. whoopi goldberg: i don't want somebody in my house

seriously though...hghhh the thought stresses me out. commitment scary. if i actually did get to that point with someone i would NOT want a big showy proposal. nobody fucking look at me. take me somewhere romantic and/or significant to our relationship and propose to me there.

🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?

i love love love cheesecake!!! i found frozen japanese-style cheesecakes at costco once (they're not at my location anymore but i still have one in my freezer) and those are fantastic. i like making various types of bread. my mom swears by my lemon bread but im not impressed with it and i think i do a better job with pumpkin bread (had a family friend polish off an entire loaf of it in like, two hours once).

💘 you would fall in love with someone who…

uh...i dont think i have a good answer for this one. not a huge amount of experience playing the field here.

⚘ what’s your have a type?

i super don't have one lol im a romantic wildcard. you don't know what i'm gonna do next and neither do i!

💝 what gift would you like to receive? what type do you like to give?

i can answer the ones i like giving more readily so ill start there. i like coming up with gifts i feel are practical based on the person's hobbies or interests or that remind me of them.

i really like getting handmade gifts. like my best friend is a very crafty person so she makes gifts for basically every occasion. and my bil made me those spell bottles i mentioned earlier. which reminds me, i gotta text him for the directions.

💕 vague about your crush or paterner?

well in an irl context i am the most single of pringles rn. How Ever...i sure do wish A CERTAIN SOMEONE was real right now so i could kiss him. on the mouth.

💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?

i super do not. i have a long-held fantasy of feeling comfortable infodumping to someone who was genuinely interested in what i had to say so the day i can unleash the madness to the full extent it's over.

🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?

the answer to "what are you doing for valentine's day" is currently "probably my laundry 😔" bc that's an hour and a half round trip so it's an all day deal. the day before (since that's the common day off between me and my friends) i'm gonna go see my buddies and eat pizza and play some viddy games though.

🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?

i do think im like, actually funny and witty

i'm actually starting to like my writing.

i have fucking impeccable fashion sense.

i am starting to realize that oh, yeah, i can be cute.

i'm starting to grow a spine??? what the fuck??? new development but welcome

i do think i have a nice voice.

i hate myself a lot less than i did when i was younger

i used to like, wonder if i would ever be emotionally mature enough to be a person but i think i actually have been all along.

i like. believe myself now when i say i'm doing everything i can to be a good person and put good things into the world.

my taste in music is also impeccable.

❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?

Ourple, sequins especially if they're the flippy ones, i like both silk and velvet but if my nails accidentally graze against silk the wrong way i explode so velvet

#thanks for the ask!!#food ment

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porlosmartesquemediste · 11 months

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I miss my brother

I miss my brother. And I think that's the first time I've ever said that. I guess I've always been there for him and viceversa, so that feeling's never been present but today, for some reason, I woke up and I wished we could go back. Back to our childhood, to those moments where time didn't really seem to matter.

I gotta tell you how hard it was growing up with you, cause you were the model child, my parents really did a great job raising you. I have always looked up to you, I know I have never said this to you but I think (hope) you know it. You are the reason I like pretty much everything I like, just because you liked those things before and I couldn't find a reason to be involved in the things you did. I started liking football because I got to play it with you and even if I ended up being better than you at it (lol get good) it all started because of you. Even the fact I started supporting a team that to this day it's one of my biggest passions, I started doing it just to piss you off, cause you supported the rival team. Even music and playing guitar started because of you, even when I was "weird" cause I liked old music, I had your approval and that was all that mattered.

But it was still a pain in the ass (and still is). Because you did everything the way it was suppossed to be done, without one mistake. And then, well, you had me. Someone who had a hard time focusing on doing the bare minimum (and still does). But you were and still are a great example and I think you know that. And I think that makes you be as good as you are at it, you know you set the bar high and need to step up every time. I just wish you would have taught me how to do that. My parents are very proud, we all are. And we all miss you. Because, every once in a while, we all need a reminder that things can be done better and better, every time we do them.

You are and always be my childhood. And every good thing I ever was will always be, in great matter, because of you, because of everything we did, every thing you said and every thing you ever taught me. Thank you.

"Siblings are a flesh and blood gift. They are comrades who put your parents at your side to accompany you when they can no longer do it. They remind you of your mother's smile, your father's eyes and every moment of your childhood. Their mixture is the same as yours, the same components, only proportioned differently. They will always give you the most natural and purest form of friendship that exists.

Even if you lose yourself, your way home will always be the same."

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clingylilhoneybee · 2 years

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If I met you I’d probably ask you how you landed such a good relationship? You guys are absolutely adorable. I don’t think I’ll ever find someone who’s into anything I’m interested in nor am I any good at talking to people.

I’d also maybe ask you how you gained confidence in your body? I know that you have up and down days but you have enough confidence to post pictures of yourself and be happy with them and I really admire you for it.

Sorry if any of this came off as rude. I can’t really tell and if it did that’s not my intention. I hope you have a good day 💙

Okay so first thing you gotta do: be an emo kid on tumblr. Next step, break up at least once and then just be hopelessly in love ever since

But like in all seriousness one of the handful of things that makes me believe in the idea of fate is finding Teddy. But I think something you mentioned is part of the beauty of what we have! As far as interests, we are pretty damn different people lol. The main thing we bonded over while getting to know each other was music, which granted was incredibly important to us. But I don’t think you have to share interests, just be genuinely interested and supportive of them! One way I realized I was really in love was when I realized I got excited to hear Teddy talk about the things they were excited about (even though I still don’t really understand a lot of it, I just genuinely want to hear him get to talk abt what they love). But yeah I suck at talking to people too lol I just happened to get lucky

And as far as confidence, I really just got tired of being miserable lol. (TW for some ED mentions here) I started recovery when I realized I was reaching the point where I could make myself infertile and one of my biggest goals has always been to be a mom, so when periods started to go away I kinda had my wake up call. Once I started recovering I knew something had to change at least a little if I wanted to be able to handle the changes I was making. It definitely got hard once I hit the point of being overweight, but at least most of the time, I can remind myself it’s exhausting as fuck to put in all this effort to hate myself when nothing is every truly going to come of it, but a lot of good can come of me accepting and loving it. Posting has always kinda been my way of keeping myself in check, reminding myself that it’s a good body that has every right to exist alongside other peoples

I hope you have a good day too anon💖

#sorry this got sappy #also the pic posting definitely wasn’t born out of confidence #lots of trauma attached to that we won’t get into #but that’s what I’ve tried to make it ever since #so yeah!#ask #anon

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sleepy-vix · 2 months

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hi! i’m the person who asked for music recs the other day and i’m gonna tell you what i thought abt it them :)

for mitski, i listened to “once more to see you” and “francis forever”. so im already into mitski BUT ive never really heard once more to see you, which is why i was like ooo i rlly gotta listen to this. AND IM HAPPY I DID. i loved the “come inside and be with me, alone with me // alone with me, alone” and “then i wouldn’t have to scream your name atop of every roof in the city of my heart // if i could see you, once more to see you” parts because just ASGDJIKG. this song made me sad but in a comforting way if that makes sense 😭. i also listened to francis forever, and as a mitski fan this song is always up there on my ranking. it’s like the song that got me into mitski, how could i not like it ??? it’s also just always too relatable, everytime i hear it.

moving on! NEXT UP IS THE SMITHSSS! i also love the smiths, i listened to “heaven knows im miserable now”, “i know its over”, and “there is a light that never goes out”. heaven knows im miserable now is such a real song, it was like the second (i think??) song that i listened to from the smiths, i feel like when someone looks at me they can tell id like this song 😭. then there’s i know its over. this song feels like slowly drowning, but not in a bad way. like you’re in one of those movies where the main character is sinking under the water and the light blue light from the top slowly fading away, and they just let it happen. it’s a gentle song, yet a sad song imo. and lastly for the smiths, there is a light that never goes out. this song used to be on all of my relationship playlists, it reminds me of happier times. it was the first song from the smiths i ever heard, and i think it’s the same for a lot of ppl. overall i loved the smiths

then laufeyy. i’ve listened to a few of her songs before but i don’t think i’ve heard “above the chinese restaurant” and “promise” before (two of the songs i listened to. i also listened to “falling behind” :) above the chinese restaurant was such a good song i was surprised ive never heard it. even though its something in my usual music genre, i really enjoyed it. it was such a sweet yet soft and sad song (i keep thinking every song is sad for some reason😭) it gives me “sometimes you don’t know you love something until it’s gone/ you don’t know you need something until it’s lost” type vibes. falling behind had such a nice tune, i could see myself listening to this on loop lol. (its a little too relatable tho, not in a bad way ofc) next up was promise, OMG i heard the first part and i was like in love with this song already. it’s omg i omg, i’m just 😭 almost cried listening to this song genuinely. it described almost exactly how i feel rn in such a perfect way i’m in love with this song.

and now into some stuff i haven’t heard before:

asleep among endives (ichiko aoba). so i don’t know what she’s singing about, but i already know without translation that its real. the vibe of this song is so relaxing, it reminds me of waking up at 4-5am when i was little for roadtrips and being so tired but i stay up because i want to see the sunrise. and then when the sunrise comes, that’s this song. this song feels like the first light of the day. it feels refreshing.

yumeutsutsu (lamp). this was another relaxing song, it felt like when it rains and the sun is out so you’re sure you’ll see a rainbow. it feels like looking for loved ones in the stars, it felt bittersweet and melancholic.. even though i don’t know what she’s singing about (i’d look up the translation but like that’s a lot of work 😞)

NOW TV GIRL!! i love tv girl and i had a huge tv girl phase just a little while ago, i still like them but i also listen to other music now lol. when i was in my phase all i listened to was tv girl 😭. but for tv girl i listened to “cynical one”. i really liked this song it felt like a reflection pond.

THATS IT FOR MY REVIEW!! sorry for leaving this whole essay in your inbox i did NOT mean to write this much omg 😭

NO THATS TOTALLY OKAY. I WISH I KNEW WHO U WERE CUS YOUR TASTE IS SO IMMACULATE AGHSBSJS

now that ik more abt ur music taste i can recommend a few more!

for the smiths- frank sinatra. theyre not the same but alot of ppl who enjoy the smiths enjoy frank sinatra too in my experience. i recommend "somethin' stupid" and "the world we knew"

for tv girl - i reccomend femme fatale by velvet underground

also for tv girl - i recommend music by the strokes. my favourites are "call it fate, call it karma", "the adults are talking", and "welcome to japan"

for laufey, i recommend any song by matt maltese. my favs by him are "you deserve an oscar" and "curl up and die"

i also recommend eloise if u rlly like laufey. "trick of the moon" is her most popular song, i believe.

that's all for now !

also, i dont mind the anon thing but could u pick an emoji to sign off with so ik its u? :)

have a nice day !

#asks

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dreamesamu · 3 years

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Hiii, may I request a part-2 of haikyuu boys telling their s/o that they embarrassed him with sakusa and iwaizumi pleaseeee? I really loved the first part hehe.

TELLING THEIR S/O THEY EMBARRASSED THEM

featuring. Sakusa, Iwaizumi.

genre: angst to fluff, timeskip!.

author's note: wow, I was surprised. I'm very glad that you loved it, and I hope this is what you're waiting for. thank you and ily. maybe I took too long to complete this quest because I'm out of ideas lol. please, idk what is wrong with the Iwa's part

⤿ part one | part two

sakusa kiyoomi

being the partner of a professional athlete is not very easy.

especially when he receives an invitation to the press conference that mentions bringing a partner for information purposes.

and of course, he brings you with him.

your enthusiasm quickly vanished when you realize you barely know anybody but the MSBY in this crowded room.

you have a point in keep clinging to his arm and nuzzle behind his tall frame.

and it's getting annoying (for him)

even if he's having a conversation with someone else, your hands on his arm are not going anywhere, eyes observing everything around you with an anxious look.

"stop clinging around, y/n. I've got to do this."

he brushes your hands off to pick up the pen, thin lines been written, cheeks softly turned pink while apologizing to the receptionist for your behavior, which she secretly giggles.

and that's the nth time he reminds you to let go, your mouth only shaped an 'O' in realize and apologizing. and he just rolled his eyes very slightly every time you look away, haven't adapted to the uneasy crowded environment, staring directly at a random person and trying to find them familiar.

Sakusa, on the other hand, is just exactly the same as your situation. He doesn't like too noisy and crowded places. He might bite out of nowhere if somebody touches him, fighting with germs is the most frightening thing in his life, think of it makes him feel extremely irritated and uncomfortable, and having you clinging around worse the tension atmosphere – the attention.

you really don't care about that but glued your hands on him to keep yourself followed. like, no one likes being lost, are they? but he reflexily flinches when someone takes a picture of the both of you and giggled in comments, the result of lowkey wants to brush you off, but if he does, are you even standing here with a calm expression?

Sakusa sighs in relief as he finally separates from you, and doesn't forget to tell you to stay still before following one of the staff to the podium for the small interview: him winning an important match. you do, but dumbfounded in the sea of people, eyes glue to the familiar black curled locks on the wide table.

And you can clearly tell, he's right now dealing with some questions that only pissing him off, you catch his gaze once he glares at you secretly, the telepathy mind sends you some shiver as if you've done something wrong, you facepalm in confusion.

"Omi-omi, what's the matter? What have I done?"

You question him after the third time he ignores you post-interview, and this time is the fourth.

"Kiyoomi!"

You call, in which he responds with a tongue click and a death glare.

"You know what? You're annoying as fuck, you being clingy since we first step into this room, you brought up attention, and so unexpected, the questions are all about you and your 'cuteness'!"

He snaps, and you stumble back, eyes slightly widen.

"Wait what? you gotta be kiddin', I didn't do such things?"

your head tilts in confusion, Sakusa swears if he's not in public right now, he may be irritated to death looking at your innocent face that neither he's sure if you're playing dumb or not.

"Nah, I'm not kidding right now, it just... you are embarrassed me. so please, don't hug my arm and just tryna catch up."

Sakusa tries to relax, he doesn't want any more attention, it evidently appears in his look and the words he speak.

"Okay, cool. you've already known what kind of a person am I. and now you're complaining about that?"

you only raise an eyebrow, hands crossed on your chest, looking at him with an unamused look, his eyes roll.

"ehhh... that won't change anything, but maybe I won't do that anymore if that's what you requested."

you look down on your foot before glancing back at him with unbothered hidden in your eyes, strangely, there's no hint of anger or hurt, it's just your neutral expression he sees every day. and he hesitantly decides to agree, wondering why you react like that.

I mean, you cannot tell others to change their habits instantly, right? so, that would be pretty unexpected to hear them agree without any retort, obey like a good dog. now you know how Sakusa felt unusual right now, but he'd be glad you stayed true to your words and don't do it.

your poor heart, in fact, is lurching somewhere in your stomach that you don't even realize. You don't expect him to be affected like that, and whether he meant it or not, there's no definitive answer. A slice of disappointment and the insecure feelings out of nowhere gradually eat up your mind, at least you would try to listen to what he has said.

"And that's all for today, thank you Mr. Sakusa to spend your precious time for us."

The moment he bows down to greet the reporter, you are nowhere to be found causes a question mark appears on top of his head, Sakusa grumpily exits the crowded, non-stop mumbling something under his mask, irking while blaming you for not following him.

Sakusa takes a breather. The realization dawns on him. is that what he wants? you, non-being clingy? If he haven't said those things, he wouldn't be this dumbfounded, now, he cannot spot any signs of your presence, worries fill up like a lost puppy in the crowded room. he starts to search for you, no phone pickups, no replied messages, the panicky feeling was increasingly igniting in him every time he fails to see you.

There you are, standing alone in the airy corridor, the summer breeze fluffy blows up your hair, mouth humming some random melody stuck on your mind, much to Sakusa's relief, you are okay.

You catch his eyes when he suddenly approaches you, he startles at the moment with his blush hiding against the thin fabric hiding under the tall collar of his Black Jackals jacket. He swears he does see you giggle before taking a step closer to him and look at him in the eye, with no signs of anger, instead he caught a faint glimpse of melancholy.

"Hey there Omi-omi have you done yet? can we go home now?"

he frowns, due to the fact that you don't want to stay here for more than a second, most of all, because of him.

"I- have a dinner meeting with the Black Jackals later. Would you li-"

"Ah... okay! then maybe I will go home now, it feels a bit inconvenient for you if I'm here, you know me right? I couldn't predict what trouble I would make if I go there."

you cut him off, laughing awkwardly while leisurely scratching the nape that somehow feels itching, avoiding his gaze. his nose once again scrunches up, tries to soothe the heart is now aching very slightly. silence causes the extremely awkward tension around the both of you, you gulp and nervously playing with your fingers, directly earning the stare he gave and a stark expression. You give up.

God brings him back to Earth the moment you tilted your head in a very confusing way, hand waved goodbye as you were going to leave, catching his attention.

"Y/n, wait!"

Sakusa immediately panick and it takes him three steps to grasp on your wrist, causes you to turn around. he met with the glossy eyes of yours, lips lightly trembling so vulnerable, you are about to cry. He hugs you close in order to not seeing how pathetic he seems to be after his heart has stifled of knowing he hurt his little baby.

"Hey, I'm sorry, baby. please don't leave, I need you here."

"But... you told me I was-" you automatically burst into tears when his apology touches your heart.

"Nonono, that's not true, please. I don't like physical touch but you didn't embarrass me, I was too uncomfortable with all of the eyes on us and maybe I was harsh..."

"too harsh," you mumble sulkily, sobbing so tiny in his embrace.

"I know, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you that way." - he coos, hand rubbing your back affectionately to calm you completely down. - "I don't want to be annoyed by the female staff when you are not around, please protect me."

he break the hug and give you a small pout the moment he confirms there is nobody around, your soft giggles are melodies.

"Alright, I have no choice to come to the dinner, huh? can't let my Omi-Omi getting hit on, yeah?"

he fakes a cough to hide his blush as your heart swells to the scene, butterflies flying in your stomach and nothing is gonna stop you from tiptoeing to give him a kiss.

iwaizumi hajime

a small dinner reunion with your Iwa-chan and some old classmates sounds amazing, you would attend as his s/o for the first time after a while being best friends.

and you, who has a childish personality couldn't hide the excitement when you see that not only your classmates from Seijoh, there's the whole volleyball club joining.

here comes the big and great best friend, Oikawa Tooru, the one you used to collaborate with to annoy tf off your current boyfriend.

sheesh, there must be so many topics to talk about, how's their life going lately always in your concern.

still, you couldn't resist the temptation Oikawa gives you to once again provoke the vice-captains of those days, at the game that no one of you wants to miss.

and maybe... it went too far?

Iwaizumi stares at you curiously as your giggles faintly tickle his ears, there you are, sitting between Seijoh's volleyball boys, spin the bottle with all of your enthusiasm.

"Aaaand... Y/n!" - Oikawa exclaim lordly converse to your disgust reaction - "Now, you gotta choose truth or dare, just randomly pick, I'll promise to send you to hell"

"Arghh, not again!" - you grumpily facepalm yourself while Iwa's sitting on the opposite chuckles softly. the Seijoh's setter happened to be so enthusiastic to earn his right to question.

"That happened to be destiny... Ow! okay fine truth or dare?" Oikawa sends you a smug grin while rubbing his head force your eyes to roll around, hand goes a little numb at the interaction.

"How about truth?" you ask, doubting the pretty setter.

"Brilliant choice, sheesh. now tell me, what is Iwa's small secret?"

Oikawa proudly smirks while everybody sits around impressed by it, Makki and Mattsun chuckles can be heard.

"Iwa secret- wait, what?" your eyes immediately widen the moment you let the question goes in. your eyes reflexively take a small glance toward your man to meet with a blushy face and a slight glare when you gulp as a reaction while Oikawa crossed his arm and raises his eyebrows in an amusing way.

"Tooru, are you serious? that's so mean to Iwa, don't you think?"

welp, you trying refused to answer the question for your damn sake, even though, you did really think that question was too embarrassed to say it out loud. curse the one who thought about this.

"Aww, c'mon! one secret being exposed won't kill you, dummy."

"Okay, then how about dare?" you helplessly glowered your eyes, immediately change your intention. and Oikawa's mischievous giggles have irritated you further.

"Go over there, and kiss Mattsun's cheek." he points out in a friend's direction. once again, a pair of eyes widen, but not yours, it's Iwa's. everybody knows that Mattsun used to has a crush on you in the back school days, but this event was unexpected, and the pink tint displayed on Mattsun's cheek has confirmed Iwa's doubt. nothing can stop the confusion covered all over Iwaizumi's place he was struggling to choose truth or dare instead of you. you nervously spare him a glance in which he just glares back. your lips pursed in, eyes go shut when you mumbled a small "I'm sorry babe" into his vision.

"Fine, I'll choose truth." you sigh, and Iwa sits up straight look so alarmed, too late for him to find a shelter for hiding and deadly embarrassed when the small secret is being exposed by the one he trusts to tell.

"Seriously, I'm out of here." Iwaizumi furiously stands up and stomps out of the room in shame while his teammates just died laughing inside the room.

"What a child, you should follow him, y/n. pfttt. he might suicide I swear..." Oikawa tries to keep back his laughter while you once again awarded him with a smack in the head.

"Shut the fuck up you dumbass, I swear I'll beat you up later." you snapped and run away from the circus which was still laughed out loud on the floor.

"Hajime?" you call, remove the small bunch of leaves, sigh in relief to see your lovely boyfriend standing alone, the pink tint still cling to his cheeks.

"Yes, darling?" Iwa's head turns it directly to you, mockingly replies with a trace of bitterness in his voice.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to exposed it, It's just a game."

"just a game? just a game my ass, you were fucking embarrassed me you know? can you just find a way to excuse, please?" - He can't help it anymore, all the angriness now he is pouring all on you by steps closer and shake your shoulders aggressively, you're on the brink of tears when he ignores it and continues to shriek. - "How could you do that? Is there anything else you can do to be useful?"

"Haji- I'm sorry please, I'm hurting-"

he pushed you very slightly to take back his hands, walk away while spending his time calm down, your heart swears that it didn't affect by his words, but it did. the happy night was ruined.

"I'll leave you alone until you completely calm down, it's just a game, Haji, don't act like a child."

you nonchalantly retort, and he turns his head back, dumbfounded at the reaction you gave, it scared the fuck out of him of thinking you'll ignore him for the rest of the night sounds too uncomfortably, most of all, Mattsun still haven't got over you yet, this might be a perfect chance for him, and Iwa couldn't let him do that in any way. he watches you leaving, his hand couldn't standstill.

"I'm sorry."

"Haji- please-"

"I know I'm stupid, I'm childish, I'm dumb. but I swear that secret is the one that makes me feel insecure. but don't leave me, it'll make me feel plenty of that."

"yes I know but nghhh... you hug me too tight, c-can't breathe... haaaa, better."

you can't help but chuckle at his dumbfounded adorable face when the heat once again creeps up his cheeks.

"Oh, I don't even know what I am apologizing for." he sighs.

"Shush, what a grumpy baby, you'll always be my baby, don't say such an unpleasant word, got it?"

"fine... ow! don't pinch my face, y/n."

"say that again."

"I'm sorry, I won't do that anymore... happy now?"

"Very."

and from that, he was awarded with kisses all over his place, autocorrect, please, the happy night has never been ruined.

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aliceblisss · 3 years

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Okay okay, I’ve been trying to get someone to write this for a while- and it will probably need to be a longer fic... but here we go:

I bet u anything Derek gives Spence horrible date ideas. So u come home one day and careless whisper is playing. There are rose petals and he’s in a suit bit without a shirt. And he tries to be more dominating and he’s obvi so uncomfortable. So u bring out a surprise you had been saving for a special occasion. U make him put on a pretty dress or pretty lingerie. He did all of that Bc Derek said some stupid thing about how girls like dominant guys, and even tells Spence what to say. Spence is made super insecure by Derek’s “alpha male” persona and him saying that that is what girls like. Reader reassures him she loves him, and pegs him? Possible mommy kink? Ty!!!

Omg YES! Thank you for your request!! This is such an interesting prompt! So yes to everything except for the pegging lol. Sorry, I hope you don’t mind me excluding that I’m just not comfy writing it atm. Maybe I can give it a try in the future tho lol.

But I love everything else!! I love me some subby spence. I hope you enjoy my interpretation of your idea!

CW: lingerie, oral sex female and male receiving, sperm consumption(lol), mommy kink, sub!spence, dom!reader, tiny tiny bit of degrading, hickeys

REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE MY FICS REBLOG THEM PLEASE! It helps a lot! <3

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Spencer’s POV

“Are you sure? This isn’t really something I’d normally do” I told Morgan as we poured ourselves coffee over my the kitchen.

“Yes pretty boy trust me. You just gotta assert dominance, women love that” He insisted confidently. He claims he knows everything there is to know about women and constantly says he doesn’t know how I landed someone like y/n.

I’ll admit, she’s definitely out of my league. But I didn’t win her over by acting like Morgan says I should act.

I shake my head, “She’s never told me she likes that though”

“Of course she hasn’t, that’s the kind of thing they just expect us to do” Morgan leans on the counter and I do the same.

I suppose he does have a point, women usually don’t wanna have to ask for certain stuff.

“Alright, I guess I could give it a try” I give in, thinking this may work.

He smiles wide, “Atta boy”

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I get in her apartment using the spare key she gave me. As soon as I got her text letting me know she was on her way home I started getting ready. I made a trail of rose petals from the door to the her bedroom and lit some candles. I put on the suit…without a shirt under it. That part was questionable but I’m deciding to trust Morgan.

As much as I hate to admit it, Morgan does attract a lot of women. He’s strong and assertive and I’m not. Every day I wonder how I managed to end up with someone like y/n. So even though this isn’t really my style maybe she’ll like it. And that’s all I really care about; I just wanna make her happy.

I dimmed the lights and waited. Once I heard the keys jingling on the other side of the door I fumbled with my phone and frantically put on careless whisper like Morgan told me to. I leaned against the door frame trying my hardest to seem confident and…masculine? I’m not sure but she’s already here and my heart is pounding.

Your POV

I walk in the door and I’m immediately met with rose petals on the floor and the sound of careless whisper in the background. The whole apartment is only lit up by candlelight. I can’t help but giggle and blush as I drop my things and take off my shoes.

“Spence? What is thi—” I’m left speechless as I spot Spencer leaning on the doorframe of my room, with a suit and no shirt on.

I can’t deny he looks incredibly sexy, but the poor thing doesn’t seem to know what to do with himself.

I chuckle a bit and he smiles nervously at me. “Baby what is all this?”

He walks over to me and grabs me by the waist and pulls me closer to him. “Take off your clothes”

I can tell he’s nervous, he took a big gulp after giving me the command. If it weren’t for his demeanor I’d drop my panties on the spot; but I can tell something’s not right.

“Baby this isn’t like you, what’s—”

Spencer cuts me off with a passionate kiss. It’s an amazing kiss I’ll give him that, but still, something’s off.

“I said take off your clothes,” he hesitates for a second, “I’m gonna fuck you all night babygirl”

I cringe, he cringes in response. He lets out a frustrated sigh and drops his head on my shoulder.

I run my fingers through his long messy hair. “Spencer, tell me what’s going on. Clearly something’s wrong”

He sighs again and lifts his head back up to face me. “Morgan told me to do this. He told me women like masculine, dominant men. And he told me to wear this and say those things and I listened to him because—” he stopped himself.

“Because what baby?”

“Because I’m afraid I’m not manly or strong enough for you and Morgan is the poster child for manliness”

I can’t help but laugh in amusement at how much this genius has over complicated things for himself.

“Spencer, listen to me,” I put my arms over his neck and he kept his hands on my waist. “I fell in love with you, not Morgan. If I wanted a man like Morgan I would be with a man like Morgan. You are incredibly sexy to me just the way you are okay? And a big alpha male personality with big muscles doesn’t determine how masculine you are. You could be in a pretty dress and still be the manliest man in the room”

Spencer smiled at the idea and his cheeks turned a light shade of pink. “I love you pretty boy, just the way you are” I looked into his eyes and his blush intensified.

“I love you too y/n”

That’s when the idea popped in my head and a devilish grin creeped on my face.

He furrowed his brows in confusion, “What are you thinking?”

“Well,” I ran my hands down his chest and abdomen, “while I can’t deny you look very sexy in this suit, I have something else for you that I’ve been dying for you to wear; for me?” I look up at him with big doe eyes and he smiles.

“What it is darling?” His voice deepens.

“Hold on,” I run excitedly to my room and dig for the paper bag in my closet. “Close your eyes!” I yell out to him. The wonderful voice of George Michael still playing in the background.

I take out a little pink lacey babydoll dress and matching lacey panties. Just thinking about him wearing it turns me on.

I run back out to find him with his eyes closed. I hold the pieces in front of me. “Open your eyes”

He opens his eyes and they go wide, but so does his grin.

“Remember how we talked about me being into you wearing stuff like this?” I ask

“Yeah”

“Well I got this for you. Would you like to put it on?”

He reached out to touch the lacey dress and blushes.

“Yes, I would” he says with full confidence.

I can’t help getting all giddy and excited. He takes the pieces and goes into the bathroom. And I wait for him whilst being filled with anticipation.

He walks out and the moment I lay my eyes on him I can feel myself get instantly wet.

Before me stands Dr. Spencer Reid in a pink lacey babydoll and matching panties that can barely contain his slightly erect dick.

Holy shit

“Oh” a mixture of surprise and a small moan escapes my lips.

“Oh good? Oh bad?” He asked nervously

“Oh absolutely wonderful” I strode towards him to kiss him, pulling him towards me hungrily. He pulled me closer as well, as if desperate to feel more of me. And the more we pulled the more I felt his arousal grow; whilst mine pooled in my panties.

I broke the kiss to ask, “How do you feel?”

He smiled, “I-I feel really sexy” he laughed as if in disbelief that he felt this way.

“You look sexy” I affirmed, gawking at him and palming his growth.

He was caught off guard by my gesture and groaned with pleasure. Lust began taking over.

“Do you still wanna dominate me?”

“No”

“Then what do you want baby boy?” I whispered into his lips and his eyes fluttered closed.

“I want you to dominate me. And I wanna make you feel good” He moaned as I rubbed his cock that was begging to break free of the thin lace panties.

I tug on the back of his hair, “Where are your manners?”

“Ah! C-can I please make you feel good mommy?” His voice is whiny and pathetic, and I love it.

“Yes you can baby boy”

We kissed again. Sloppy and wet. His tongue danced with mine and my teeth pulled on his pretty bottom lip. I never stopped rubbing his dick and I can tell it’s driving him mad. His breathing is staggered and his kisses are hungry and desperate.

I pushed him to the wall and took off my shirt. I stared at him; his needy, disheveled self. He looked so pretty as he begged me to touch him with his eyes.

“Look at you, you’re such a mess, puppy. Do you wanna cum?” I teased with a mocking pout.

He nodded vigorously. That won’t do.

“Use your words Spencer”

“Yes, yes I wanna cum so badly please” he moaned, meanwhile I wasn’t even touching him.

“Not yet baby boy, first I’m gonna ride your face. You can’t touch yourself. And after I’m done I’m gonna suck that pretty cock of yours,” I leaned into his ear, licking his earlobe, making him shudder and said, “and if you’re a good boy, I’ll let you fuck my face”

“Shit” he cursed under his breath.

“Go lay on the bed” I commanded and he practically ran to the bed and laid down. Meanwhile I took off the rest of my clothes. I walked over to him and positioned myself right above his face.

He stared up at me with admiration as his hands caressed my thighs and ass.

I combed my fingers through his hair and asked, “Are you ready baby?”

He nodded, “Yes mommy”

I love hearing that almost as much as he loves saying it.

I lowered myself on his face as he stared into my core, filled with anticipation. He attached his lips to mine and stuck out his tongue to lick a long stripe through my folds. A small moan escapes my mouth and I feel his hips buck desperately behind me.

Spencer continues to lick, slowly picking up his pace, as I start grinding back and forth on his face. Sometimes I worry about him not being able to breathe but he’s assured me he’ll let me know when he’s about to pass out.

My hands are now tangled in his hair, pulling and gripping as he sends tingling sensations through my body with his mouth. I’m a moaning, panting mess as I ride his face and he groans into my pussy in response.

“Fuck baby that feels so good” I breathe out.

“Am I being a good boy?” He says in between kisses with my folds.

“So good”

“Can I please touch myself?” He begs. I feel him writhing desperately under me, bucking his hips, his hands itching to touch himself. He’s so needy.

“You know I love it when you beg pretty boy but don’t be greedy”

He whines in frustration but I know he won’t disobey me. And he secretly loves it when I don’t give him what he wants.

His hands grip into my thighs as his licking and sucking intensifies. At this point I’m screaming. I feel the pressure building and rising and—

“Oh Spence!” I cry out as my orgasm rises and pulses through my body. I shake uncontrollably and he has to keep my thighs from crushing him.

I ride out my high before moving away from his face. I’m met with his messy hair, his red cheeks and glossy lips that have been coated with my wetness. I kiss him and taste myself. I then start leaving trails of licks and kisses down his neck, earning me a few wonderful whimpers.

“You want me to mark you?” I stare up at him.

“Y-yes please”

I move further down to his chest and start leaving a few hickeys. Some on his chest, some on his stomach. Once I reach just above his lacey panties, where his cock is peaking out I stop and he whines.

He lifts his head to look at me and I tell him to stand up.

“My knees will give out” he pants.

“You’re gonna have to be strong if you wanna fuck my face baby” that was more than enough motivation.

Once we’re off the bed I get on my knees in front of him. I start to rub his erection through the panties whilst he pets my head.

“God I love you in these” I gawk at how sexy he looks right now. And to think Morgan told him to be more macho.

I pull the panties down and his cock springs free. I start to pump very slowly and stare right at him. He’s trying his hardest to keep his eyes open and maintain eye contact cause he knows I love it.

My pace is still painfully slow as I introduce my tongue and just lick around the tip. I feel his knees shaking and hear whimpers and groans escape his lips. He’s getting impatient.

“Use your words puppy”

“Oh, fuck, please” he pants

“Please what?” I tease

“Please mommy, suck my dick. I can’t take it anymore” a single tear falls down his cheek.

I pout at him, actually feeling a bit of pity for him, “Poor baby. Okay, I’ll suck your dick and you can fuck my face. Fuck it until you cum”

He nods vigorously, I’ll let it slide this time.

And so I don’t tease him any longer. I take all of him in my mouth and begin to suck. A string of cuss words and moans can be heard and the sweet sounds make me wet all over again. I slip my hand down and start rubbing my clit.

“That’s…not…fair” he protests in between his groans of pleasure.

“Who makes the rules baby boy? Hmm?” I continue to pump his dick.

“Ugh come on” he groans again, desperate to have my mouth back on his cock.

“Answer the question and my throat is yours”

“You,” he blurts out, “you make the rules mommy” he bucks his hips into my hand.

“Good boy” I moan as I’m still fingering myself.

I put his dick back in my mouth and let him start to buck his hips into it. He knows not to go too far but he occasionally makes me gag a bit. His knees are shaking again, and his face is scrunching up in the cutest way. He’s nearing his orgasm and so am I.

“Oh baby I’m gonna—” he doesn’t finish his sentence as with his last few strokes he’s cuming into my mouth. He lets out one last cry of pure ecstasy. I make sure to get every last drop as my orgasm is still rising. He abruptly lifts me up and throws me on the bed, he leans down and starts to lick my clit aggressively, helping me reach my climax.

I only last a few more seconds before I’m convulsing on the bed once more. Once we’ve both ridden our highs he drops down onto the bed next to me.

The room is filled with the sounds of our heavy breathing. We look at each other and laugh.

“Hey that was pretty dominant” I say, referring to his last move.

He chuckles, “Yeah I guess so. I won’t do it again if you don’t—”

“No I liked it,” I reassured him. He smiled.

“I just want you to feel comfortable with me baby. And if you wanna try something different, if you wanna be more dominant, I’m okay with that” I turned on my side to face him, he does the same.

“Thank you. And I might try it. But I enjoy the way we do it now” he pushes a strand of hair away from my face.

I take his hand and kiss it, “You like being my bitch?”

This earns me a cackle from him, I laugh along with him. “Whatever makes you happy”

I smile. “Well if you wanna make me happy, never take that off”

“You know it’s actually pretty comfortable. Could we get more?” He looks down at himself and plays with the edges of the lace.

“I can get you all the lingerie in the world Spence”

#ab requests #criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid request #sub spencer reid #spencer x reader #spencer reid smut #mommy kink #dom reader #omg this is so hot

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BnHA 326: What’s up Kids, It’s Me, Your Old Pal Stain

Previously on BnHA: Ochako shamed the U.A. Clown Mob into letting Deku go back inside his own fucking school by giving them an hour-long speech about how not to be humongous dickheads. Kouta and Gigantic Fox Lady saved the manga by being the only ones brave enough to give Deku a hug. Shouto was all “man, all this togetherness sure does remind me of that promise you made that we would handle Touya together which you immediately bailed on, doesn’t it, Dad.” Aizawa was all, “for the one and a half people out there who thought that my losing an eye and a leg might actually make me less sexy, I’m very happy to prove you wrong.” All Might was all, “[standing outside the U.A. fortress alone in the rain talking to someone or something??].” Like seriously, what was up with that though.

Today on BnHA: All Might is all “here I am in Kamino having a belated mid-life crisis because Deku abandoned me and I’m a terrible mentor and everything sucks and I hate myself.” Stain is all, “don’t make me come over there and give you a ten page speech about why you’re still the goat while menacingly holding you at swordpoint the entire time” because idk if you knew this guys, but Stain is pretty crazy actually. Anyway so he does that, and then All Might gets all emotional, and then the lady from chapter 92 shows up and gives All Might’s statue an encouraging pep talk, and then Horikoshi is all “and it even stopped raining lol can you believe this shit I’m not even a little bit subtle,” and he really isn’t. But I still got emotional anyway, because seeing people reassure All Might that everything he’s struggled for his entire life hasn’t been in vain just got to me okay. Horikoshi knows I am weak to the All Might feels and he just goes for the jugular every time, that bastard.

lmao. “in the neverending downpour, All Might is...” yeah, thank you, glad we’re getting right to that then

“All Might is driving 95 mph in his busted ass car in the pouring rain, is what he’s doing.” huh

so basically a day or two after his adopted child refused to accept the handmade bento that he packed with love, my man is out here acting like he’s got nothing to live for anymore. this sure bodes well for certain prophecies on which the clock is still ominously ticking down

his fucking face though omg. is it weird that I’m kind of hoping more people ambush him just because I think it’d be funny to see them get their asses kicked like the last bunch

(ETA: or maybe he will just stand there openly not giving a fuck and basically daring them to stab him!! get it together please All Might.)

side note, “anti-hero supporters” is such a strange way of saying “people who hate heroes”, which I’m assuming is what they actually wanted to say?? this makes it sound like it’s a group that really loves antiheroes. “these Hannibal stans have been a real menace lately. time to go deal with them”

ha ha ha, fucking ouch

are you really gonna do it Horikoshi you bastard. are you really going to let that be the final encounter between the two characters whose relationship you once described as the vertical axis of the entire fucking story. are you really gonna?? huh??

huh

you’re telling me you were driving 112 mph and you still didn’t get there in time. you’re losing your touch old man. lol Todo’s ice is almost fully melted already, how late were you

(ETA: so apparently this is taking place after the end of chapter 325, meaning he went to U.A., hung out for a bit, saw the kids come back with his bedraggled half-dead protégé in tow, watched as they shamed the civilians into some long-overdue character development, and then was all “welp, time to go argue with the hero-hating faction or something because I’m feeling useless.” and Edge just let him go, just like that. though to be fair I have to imagine it’s pretty hard to say no to All Fucking Might.)

also belated lol at the fact that the kids were all “yeahhhhhhh we are definitely not gonna touch that thing, let’s just leave it here, he doesn’t need it anyway.” probably the right call to make since they couldn’t get a hazmat team on such short notice

fuck. ha ha ha fucking ouch part two

All Might please put that thing down before you get gangrene. also yeah, you dropped the ball, good for you to acknowledge it. nobody’s perfect and you did your best. but yeah you could have handled a lot of things completely differently. but I still love you

is Horikoshi really putting this flashback here. are you serious. what kind of fucking sadist

look, I swear I’m not one of those people that runs up and down the street shouting “DEATH FLAG!!” at every third panel lol. but this shit screamed Death Flag when we originally got it, and it’s screaming DEATH FLAG!!! even more now. like with the capital letters and exclamation marks and all. and that’s just a fact. I don’t like it but that’s how it is

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“DID YOU READ THE SIGN??!” Horikoshi asks while zooming in maniacally because he thinks we’re blind or something. lol what

-- though actually, it only just occurred to me that this sign is actually written in English. I never really paid attention up until now and had been assuming it was written in Japanese and translated by the scanlators, but the writing here is clearly part of the original image. anyway so maybe that’s why he’s zooming in?? just to make sure everybody pays attention lol

okay fuck this

see, this is the whole problem right here. once again All Might is all on his own. Deku’s self-destructive angst spiral was fortunately brought to a grinding halt because he actually has support from his friends and family and teachers and classmates. but All Might never had that same kind of support, and it’s made all the difference between the two of them, and not in a good way. Katsuki wasn’t wrong when he said All Might and Deku were both cut from the same cloth. but now when it’s All Might’s turn to go all “I WALK A LONELY ROAD~~” once again, there’s nobody in sight

just, after forty plus years of him carrying this torch, I just wish someone would finally come along to let him know he doesn’t have to. all those things that he wanted to say to Deku are also things that he needs and deserves to hear himself. Aizawa was making a little progress there, but now he’s got his sad zombie cloud boyfriend situation to deal with, and we can’t expect him and his perfect hair to solve all our problems. someone else has gotta step up

oh my god

“you rang?” never mind I take it all back sob

omg why am I laughing. shit

this man truly has the best PR game in the series. we were truly convinced he was gonna suddenly become a good guy and defend All Might against the other villains or some nonsense. as if this wasn’t the same man who decided on a whim that Iida Tensei deserved to be paralyzed, and that his fifteen-year-old brother deserved to die for daring to be upset about it

lol even All Might is all “I genuinely never saw this coming” lmao

just want to say, for the record, I have always harbored a very sensible hatred toward Stain. feeling very vindicated right now. good job Past Me

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STAIN: heard you talking shit old man

ME: smh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking Stain

STAIN: how dare you talk about All Might that way

ME: gljfljgk

(ETA: in hindsight I have no idea how I didn’t clue in sooner that he didn’t recognize him -- or, well, ~didn’t recognize~ him, to be more accurate lol. I think it was the whole “is that a slight against the heroes?” thing that threw me. Viz’s translation makes it much clearer that he’s offended on behalf of All Might specifically, not heroes in general. anyways.)

sob. so All Might is all “yeah I don’t blame you for not recognizing me in this sweet leather jacket”

good thing he still knows how to do this party trick

A+ reflexes on Stain’s part presumably pulling the sword back a few inches to keep this dumbass from impaling himself with his whole pufferfish routine. can you imagine if that was the gruesome death Nighteye foresaw. and he was just too embarrassed to say anything

lol anyways guess I was wrong about Stain everyone

way to fucking go, Past Me. you really biffed this one

oh wait

Stain sure is one wacky rollercoaster ride

oh fuck me lol I forgot how much I did not miss this

(ETA: “this here is the sacred ground where All Might gave up the last of his power and turned into a shriveled old man!! please ignore the part where I admit to knowing all about that, and yet pretend not to recognize said man when he’s standing two feet in front of me.”)

Past Me, I know we’ve had our ups and downs these past ninety seconds, but I’m really starting to think you were on to something. this dude has always been kind of insufferable. always acting like his high horse is a fucking giraffe when it’s actually a Shetland pony

dammit now he’s got All Might going off on a depressed monologue

oh my god my heart

shit

why the fuck does that hit so hard. he became a hero because he couldn’t bear to just sit back and let bad things happen to people who didn’t deserve it. I mean that’s basically the same as every hero ever, right? so why does it still hit so fucking hard every single time though. what is it about seeing someone so determined to stand up for other people and fight on their behalf. it just never loses its impact no matter how many times I see that determination mirrored in so many of my favorite characters

“I wanted to make the world a better place.” omg. but you did, though. like seriously, I feel like people are always dogging on him for not being 100% perfect, and fandom really doesn’t give him enough credit for everything he still managed to accomplish. this man came of age at a time when Japan was by all accounts a total shitshow, and singlehandedly managed to bring about an era of peace that lasted for four fucking decades. can you imagine having peace for that long?? that’s longer than I’ve been alive. shit

and he gave people hope. he inspired them and protected them and made them feel safe. and no, he couldn’t save everyone, because he’s only one fucking dude (and also because the whole time AFO was also out there desperately working to undermine him so that he could keep preaching his narrative of “heroes are bad actually”). but you know what he did do, is inspire multiple new generations of heroes who, if they can all manage to work together, will finally be able to accomplish everything he never could

so yeah. forty years of peace, and inspired the “that’s how we all became the greatest heroes” generation -- that’s a fucking win in my book. talk about having a net positive impact on the world. lol anyways now I’m all fired up and ready to fight anyone who tries to talk any shit about you, All Might

“but what if I talk shit about myself” okay listen up All Might I’m gonna need you to try just a little bit harder to work with me here okay. please calm down and stop blaming yourself for every single bad thing that’s ever happened in the world. do you remember that time Bakugou was blaming himself for Kamino, and you gave him a hug and told him it wasn’t his fault, and that he was only a boy, and that even though he was strong, even strong people can struggle with the burdens they place on themselves, and that you were sorry for not seeing that earlier? do you remember all of that? that’s what I want someone to tell you too, dammit. anyway please stop breaking my heart please and thanks

wtf

are you dead All Might

I don’t even have the slightest idea what’s happening lol

oh snap did he grab him so they could hide??

hold the fucking phone. don’t tell me this person in the background with the umbrella is here to actually do something decent??

oh my godddd

and here come the feels. oh boy. okay don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit here sobbing over this fictional lady and her simple act of kindness in this weekly shounen manga that I care about way too much

FUCKING DAMMIT AND HERE’S A SECOND HELPING

DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST GETTING DISPROPORTIONATELY EMOTIONAL OVER THIS WOMAN’S DETERMINATION TO HONOR A MAN WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. I’M JUST HAVING SOME FEELS OVER HERE ABOUT HER HEARTFELT, DOESN’T-EVEN-KNOW-ANYONE-ELSE-IS-WATCHING FEELINGS OF GRATITUDE THAT COMPELLED HER TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE THIS SMALL BUT POWERFUL GESTURE. I’M JUST OUT HERE GETTING ALL PROFOUNDLY WORKED UP ABOUT STATUE MAINTENANCE AND THE HUMAN RACE. NEVER MIND. JUST IGNORE ME AND CARRY ON

holy shit. I was not even remotely prepared. you can’t just do that to me. you can’t just leave all these death flags on my lawn and then suddenly shift gears to show me the best of humanity in a chapter where I was expecting the worst. that fucks a person up lol

OH ARE WE STILL GOING

my heart. you see that, All Might. your legacy is so much more powerful and meaningful than you think

...has. has Stain actually been giving All Might a pep talk this entire time

I give up lol. this dude is a fucking enigma

YAYYY

it may just be a metaphor panel, but I’ll take it lol. I missed them. nice to see the traffic light trio front and off-center. I know the whole “this is the story of how we all became the greatest heroes” thing had left some questioning whether certain characters would continue to play a central role in the narrative, and hopefully this will help to ease those concerns just a bit

anyway, so idk if it’s getting a bit chilly down there in hell, but damned if Stain didn’t just give an actual decent fucking speech

I have to say, earlier when I was whining about All Might not having a support squad, I really was not expecting Stain to be the one to come over and pat his head and reassure him that he made the world a better place

-- okay LISTEN

YOU CAN’T JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME WITH THOSE ALL MIGHT TEARS AGAIN GODDAMMIT THIS ISN’T FAIR. my god. first 317 and now this

holy fucking shit

“I’m just gonna pretend like I haven’t been stalking him for two days and didn’t see the entire Deku bentogate thing go down, and then I’ll give him the whole big speech that I rehearsed, and then I’ll turn around and be all ‘BUT IF YOU’RE A TRUE HERO’, and then I’ll toss him the super-secret AFO wifi password that I stole from Tartarus. god I’m such a badass. fucking give myself chills”

so basically what you’re telling me is that this whole time my “what’s up kids” characterization of Stain from this shitpost has actually been 100% accurate. just want to make sure I’m understanding this right. okay then

“and then I’ll dramatically spin around and be all NOW COME KILL ME BITCH”

it must be so much fun to write Stain. drawing this coked-out maniac who talks like a chatbot that was trained to speak by reading Alan Moore monologues. that must be a trip

anyway so All Might is still crying, the awesome lady from chapter 92 is admiring her handiwork totally oblivious to the batshit insanity going on fifty meters to her right, and it’s finally stopped raining lol

“THE RAIN WAS A METAPHOR YOU SEE” yes, yes, we got it lol. thanks for that Horikoshi. don’t think we needed any help putting the pieces together on that one but I appreciate the effort

so that’s the end! and as I mentioned in another post, I had the count off by one chapter, but next week should be cliffhanger week! so break out your U.A. Traitor bingo cards, friends and fiends. either that or something else happens that I’m completely not expecting at all. which, based on my success rate with Stain predictions, I’d say is more than likely lol

mmm but anyway, so now that the Hug Deku 2021 campaign has finally come to an end, what’s it gonna take to get a hug for my struggling bento-preparing jacket-rocking world-weary death-flag-waving husband who is the worthiest man to ever live and deserves the fucking world, goddammit

#bnha 326 #all might #yagi toshinori #stain (bnha)#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

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