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sea-jello · 1 year
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@thetheatergremlin your bmc toh au gave me massive brainworms so what else to do other than redraw screencaps without stopping for like 6 hours
side by side with the references if you want em
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brookheimer · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. succession cast dancing to call me maybe by carly rae jepsen
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iglowlilac · 8 months
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is that all you have to say jeremy...
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jenmodri · 1 year
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Huevember part 5- Charlie Emily
Halfway through the list!
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aquarri · 1 year
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top 10 survivor seasons 🌴
Survivor: Pearl Islands
Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
Survivor: Tocantins
Survivor: South Pacific
Survivor: Blood vs. Water
Survivor: Cagayan
Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X
Survivor: Redemption Island
Survivor: Cook Islands
Survivor: Ghost Island
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haven-gum-rockrose · 10 months
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D20 having real people in their campaigns is my new favorite thing. Actual Real-life Human Jeremy Renner beloved. Stephen Sondheim coming in clutch. Rip Mark Ronson tho
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talesofely · 2 months
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Happier.
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Pairings : Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader, Natasha Romanoff x Steve Rogers
Summary : Your ex-girlfriend, Natasha, seems happier with her new man than she was with you. Or is she? (summaries r my biggest weakness, if it isn't obvious yet)
Warnings : Angst, Fluff (?), a talesofely ending (i'm not sorry 😓), swearing, mentions of romanogers, uses Y/N twice, pls tell me if u see anything else
Word count : 1.1k
Note : not a big fan of romanogers, so this kinda hurts to write 😭
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You were walking down a familiar street. You weren't sure if it was the 29th street or the street close to the park. It was a dark and cold night, ones you used to enjoy a lot. You used to love walking around at night, the serenity and calmness it brought was something you cherished a lot. Everything changed due to a certain situation a month ago tho.
Your feet stopped moving when your eyes spotted a newly opened restaurant. It wasn't supposed to be that big of a deal, until you saw a couple walk out. It was Steve Rogers, and Natasha. She was wrapped in Steve's arms as they walked out of the restaurant into the peaceful night road.
You bit your lower lip to calm yourself down. It's only been a month since you two broke up, how could she move on so fast?
You didn't know why you decided to follow them. All you knew was that you were a few feet behind them, watching as Steve said something that made Natasha laugh.
They were headed to a bar. You entered a few minutes after them, immediately spotting them at a small bar table. You subsequently sat on the table on the corner.
It was bittersweet to see them smiling so widely, like they were so inlove. Your eyes subconsciously landed on Natasha. She looks happy. Happier than she was with you.
You smiled sadly. Seeing her like this brought you joy and sadness at the same time. Joy, 'cause seeing her smile always made you happy. Sadness, 'cause you aren't the reason for her smile anymore.
You knew you were also at fault. She hurt you without knowing, and you hurt her for it. Your break up was messy. It was a decision made in the heat of the moment. She dared you to walk away, to leave her alone, and you did.
But you also knew you loved her more than yourself. You treated her like how Carl treated Ellie in the movie Up. Apparently, she doesn't love you as much as you loved her, as she was moving on faster than you could've ever done.
You didn't mind, tho. Especially when you saw how happy she looked with Steve. Who were you to prevent her from having that kind of happiness?
You bit your lower lip and ducked your head, not having the guts to watch the love of your life in another's arms.
You felt a soft tap on your arm after a few minutes. You looked up to see your friends from work, smiling sympathetically at you. They sat at the table you were in, wordlessly buying bottles of alcohol for all of you.
They gave you a bottle of Natasha's favorite beer. Instinctively, you passed it to Natasha that was supposed to be beside you. You froze and sighed deeply when you remembered.
You finished the beer bottle faster than usual. You had high alcohol tolerance, but you didn't drink too much before 'cause you wanted to stay sober for Natasha. You nursed the empty bottle as you stared at your only reason to live being someone else's.
"Stop sulking, Y/N. I know how much you love her, but you shouldn't act like it's the end of your life end just because she left." Scarlett, one of your friends, said with a small smile.
"Yeah, babes, you'll find someone else that'll make you feel the same way—if not more than you did with Natasha." Lizzie gave you a small hug, trying her best to comfort you.
"I appreciate it, guys, really... but I don't think I'll ever find someone who I won't compare to Natasha. She's it for me." You responded with a bittersweet smile, watching as Natasha laughed at another one of Steve's jokes. It made you wonder how funny they really were to make her laugh that much.
"Jeremy, you're friends with Clint, right?" The said man nodded, looking at you in confusion.
"Don't mention my name, but please ask him to tell Natasha, that if he breaks her heart... I'll always be here, waiting patiently for her. No matter what." You sighed deeply seeing the couple stand up, and got ready to leave. You drank the last of your drink before ordering another bottle.
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"Hey, Nat, have you heard?" Clint asked as he entered the kitchen where Natasha was coincidentally in.
"Heard about what?"
"Y/N finally released a single. Tony's going to play it tonight."
Natasha's brows furrowed in confusion, searching her best friend's face for any signs of playfulness but found nothing.
"What's it called?"
"Happier."
Natasha bit her lower lip, as she nodded, trying to act like she didn't care about it. Based on the title, she figured it was about being happier without her.
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The avengers settled down in the common room, all ready to hear your first single.
"Ready?" Tony played the recording despite Sam's small "Wait." as he ran to the kitchen to grab a snack.
When your voice came through the speaker as you sang the first line, Natasha felt her heart clench. Oh how she missed your voice, your lullabies when she nightmares hinder her from sleep, and your soft singing as you danced with her around the kitchen in the refrigerator light at 3am.
As the song continued, Natasha realized the lyrics were about her. About your previous relationship. About... missing her.
Not only that, but the information on the lyrics were almost the same as the night she went out with Steve. 29th and Park, a month, a bar, corner of the room, empty bottle... Shit. You saw her.
Her panicking eyes met Steve's equally surprised ones. She immediately took her phone out, despite the song not even ending yet. She cursed when she was brought straight to voice mail. This doesn't stop her from calling you multiple times again though.
Clint looked at Natasha in realization, only then remembering and realizing what Jeremy's cryptic message was about.
So you were the 'she' he was talking about.
The archer approached his best friend, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"Nat." He called her attention, only to be answered by a hum and glossy eyes from her.
"Jeremy, one of Y/N's friend, talked to me yesterday. He told me to tell you that, 'She'll always be there, waiting patiently for you. No matter what.'" He said quietly, trying to not attract unwanted attention to the now silently crying spy, knowing how much she hates others seeing her vulnerable side.
If only you picked up her calls, if only you read her texts, if only she knew your address, if only she knew you were there that day... she would've approached you and told you that it wasn't real. It was a mission. A mere undercover mission.
If only you knew that her heart still is, and will always be, yours.
If only you knew that she will only truly be happy with you.
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Note : i'm sorry...? part 2 or naaahh? i kinda like this ending:> btw, i used this to cure my writer's block so BAHHAHAHAHA enjoyyy! mwaAaAaAaA:3
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diorsluv · 3 days
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casual , part 8
“ so now when we kiss ”
series m. list previous chapter
( socialmedia!au )
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vivianliu don’t worry bae i’ll hook you up with the hottest 40 year old man when we get there
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rutgermcgroarty i can’t be chandler but i can be the ullmark to your swayman
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edwards.73 me
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username34 the way he looks at her 🥲
username88 I LOVE THEM
markestapa hypothetically what would you do if someone asked you out and asked you to be the monica to their chandler
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lhughes_06 ustjay osay ouyay owknay ehay eallyray oesday ikelay ouyay (just so you know he really likes you)
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→ _quinnhughes your nerd phases
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→ luca.fantilli oh my god i remember speaking pig latin
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username84 who’s gonna translate all that pig latin 🥰🥰
username97 oh my god this is gonna send me back into my friends phase
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_alexturcotte remember the friends marathons we would have every summer
→ yourusername barely 🙄
→ _alexturcotte WHY ARE U ROLLING UR EYES
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→ trevorzegras he was watching it with me that’s why 😉
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adamfantilli i love gale weathers
→ yourusername completely different franchise but yes she’s toooooo iconic 😈😈
→ vivianliu sidney’s hotter
→ adamfantilli that’s a hot fucking take vivianliu
→ luca.fantilli sidney prescott or sidney crosby??
→ vivianliu both
→ markestapa you’re all forgetting about billy
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username18 i just finished friends!!
username75 I WILL
mackie.samo I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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username71 istg this is directed at ethan
username8 STOP I MISS THEM
username31 i need someone to look at me like that
colecaufield ‘90s shows were my childhood 🙏🙏
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username66 THEM >>>>
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yourusername i was fuckin superstars when i was nineteen 🥴
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jackhughes woah there
→ yourusername it’s just a song ! 😰
→ jackhughes i’m sure that’s all it is 🤨🤨
_quinnhughes YOU’RE STILL A CHILD
→ yourusername IM ALMOST 20??
→ _quinnhughes UR STILL 19
→ yourusername then my caption’s pretty fitting
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username27 IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I THINK IT IS
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edwards.73 the shit we did you won’t believe me
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username55 you’re. so. pretty.
dylanduke25 creds creds creds creds creds
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username89 omg babe where’s your top from
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mackie.samo this is so #cottagecore and #aesthetic
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notes ) this is my way of coping through the pain of being a stars fan anyways should ethan n rosie finally get together 🫢
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat
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violynt-skies · 2 years
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donnie loves to dance and leo clearly has a knack for acting and they’re both dramatic as fuck and-
oh no they’re b o t h theatre kids
leo’s favorite musical would probably be smth like legally blonde.
but if asked he would say sm shit like spongebob so ppl think he’s just joking and don’t take him seriously bc he’s a little embarrassed abt it (tho it rlly isn’t a bad musical tho, it’s actually quite entertaining but ppl outside the theatre community wouldn’t know that lmfao)
donnie would probably be a fan of phantom of the opera or les mis?? gotta love the classics
but i also feel like he’d ironically like be more chill solely bc of the entire squip concept. tho he hates jeremy bc he’s such a simp the entire time lmfao. can relate to michael tho
they both love mamma mia and honestly who doesn’t
and also mean girls
leo can perform the entirety of candy store
I mean really just look at them you can’t tell me this isn’t some class A level theatre kid bullshit
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i rest my case.
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stargirlie25 · 3 months
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Oki dok so i have read all of the LOG books except the first one.
Mainly because imo Elites>bratva.
So i do not like Killian because he is constantly up my mans Landon. Although i love Jeremy and Nikolai....OK the real reason is because his nickname is so stupid like the other nickames i like
Landon-Little muse ( as in she is his muse bc he is an artist)
Jeremy- Lichiska (lets not talk about the english but its sounds hot in russian)
Creighton-Little purple (I dont like the little but purple is cute bc thats his girls favorite color)
Nikolai- Lotus flower, prince charming (I swear all his nicknames for his man is the best thing ever and even if it was little hippo i would stan it)
Now the one that makes me want to scratch my eyes out
Killian- Little rabbit. LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? YOU COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING CUTE? Poor Glyn she must be jealous all her friends have better nicknames.
Im probably just going to read it tho
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prettyboypistol · 1 year
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Can you do the tf2 mercs walking on their crush (m!reader) masturbating
includes scout, medic, spy, sniper, engi, demoman, heavy, soldier
minors dni
Scout
Oh. God.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Immediately slams the door with a loud "SORRY"
thinks he has a heart attack, but honestly? he was okay to die happy then and there.
Scout's always been a bit of a voyeur anyway, and just accidentally bursting in to see his totally-not man crush jerking it? Jeremy nearly jumped into bed too.
the image will randomly appear in his mind over the next few weeks, causing his face to burn bright red for a moment.
He can't look you in the eye for about a week, let alone talk to you.
the memory totally locks into his jerk it material for the next week.
Medic
honestly? mans would probably just continue on about what he was doing. crush or not, medic is a busybody.
"Oh no no, I don't mind, anyway I've been looking for my forceps and I was here last-"
Internally screaming fr
totally gossips to Archimedes
Ludwig makes sly comments after catching you about how your stress levels seem lower.
may or may not brush up on your thighs a little more during medical procedures
Asks to inspect your dick fr
Sniper
"Whoops, sorry mate, didn't know." Externally as he shuts the door
AAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK internally
Warns other people not to bother you, and if someone's insistent, he shuts them down with an evil look in his eye. "I said he's busy."
He thinks the little yelp you let out was too fucking cute.
Whenever he thinks about it, he hides his face in his hat
He feels like such a gross pervert because he's aroused by seeing you, especially since it was an accident.
doesn't talk to you ever again but you have a much taller and deadlier shadow that follows you. Not that you mind or anything, but a "hi" would be nice.
Demoman
"Nice cock, mind if we compare?"
Very easygoing, might even slip in a coy "aww, without me?" to ease the tension.
He still asks the question he had tho, not really bothered by the situation
"Eh, we all jerk off. It's not a big deal"
Still shuts the door after you throw a pillow at him as he laughs
as soon as the door shuts, his brain finally comes back online.
Oh.
OH SHIT.
Tavish teases you constantly after, maybe using the accident to drop a few sly flirty lines your way.
Heavy
makes fun of your dick size on reflex. sorry i dont make the rules.
"I'll show you a man's cock!" energy, but still respects your dignity and leaves you to yourself.
assures you that it's all natural, and that every man gets horny.
Yes, even him. Especially after he saw what you looked like.
The way your face turned red and you yanked the blankets up, god, he was an awful person.
loudly clears his throat before he leaves, but the blush is still able to be seen.
you can see the tent in his pants, poor man couldn't hide it if he tried.
Engi
he didn't mean to, really! He just wanted to see if you were still interested in weapon upgrades!
He just... froze. You couldn't tell exactly where he was staring, but he was definitely staring at you. You shout at him to leave when his brain finally starts working again
"oh my god I'm so sorry I'll leave-" SLAM
absolutely tries to block out the memory and shames himself for being a peeping tom and refuses to touch himself to the thought.
You get a lot of gifts at your room for your weapon
Soldier
Jane accidentally lets EVERYONE know about what you're doing.
"GOOD GOD PRIVATE, PUT YOUR DICK AWAY"
You tell him to shut up, he gets onto you about back talking a member of the army.
He realizes what you're doing immediately, but powers through the feeling of discomfort for the sake of "not having favorites"
you are absolutely his favorite though
Whenever Soldier decides to mess around, on those blue moon events, he thinks of you and your chest/torso. good god, you are hot.
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aztexsgem · 2 months
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HIII I finished chapter three as promised, feeling tired tho since I had school today;-;
(sneak peak don't look if you don't want spoilers)
Alastors POV:
It's been a week since ive been in this house and it's honestly not entertaining at all, I killed a recent assassin but that's all, at least they still let me do my radio broadcasts, being with the king of hell is quite interesting tho, but he is a tad bit childish, he makes these plastic ducks and he has probably thousands of them and he gave them all names like Jeremy and Amelia, but his favorite one was named Charlie he said he wanted to name his future child that name no matter the gender the name would still be the same, it was sweet honestly- wait what? Nevermind.
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deadjam6 · 10 months
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Vanny! And is that....William afton?
More info about my au if ur interested
So in my au, mimic. Does NOT EXIST !!! And the pizza plex, is just way way smaller
My Vanny is a highschool student, she starts an online message board about William afton, and it grows a cult following! And then people start to literally preach the guy, they start seeing him as a god, Vanny eventually starts holding like actual religious meetings in the burnt down pizza sim location,
then one day they decide to sacrifice someone to attempt to bring afton back, and they sacrifice a guy named Jeremy, while raising afton from the dead she also raises everyone else who died in pizza sim
In order to explian how the sacrifice works I'll need to dive into how, who I call "shadowtrap" (William afton's) body works
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So his body is made of pure agony basically, like how rxq body is (you see it in ar) but his agony took like a goopy form (like slime? But not exactly) him and Cassidy are the top 2 strongest agony creatures, Cassidy is stronger since aftons ego kind of gets in the way (think like....tortoise and the hare type thing??)
Anyways, him and Cassidy are both able to like turn good remnant, into agony (like sadness turning a joy memory into a sad memory in inside out LOL) and they can heat their bodies up to consume any aging y and remnant since you need heat for that
So Vanny sacrifices Jeremy, and Shadowtrap consumes all the agony and remnant off him, and gets a swag new body, can you believe it? She even fixed up his old fursuit head! She instantly becomes his favorite person.
So Vanny also feeds shadowtrap her parents, and she's on her own, and she takes shadowtrap to school with her! he can like split off part of his body (kind of like chucky in cult of chucky??) so he has this smaller and more stupid form that can fit in her backpack
And that ermmmmm that's it I think, they just cause chaos together for the time being, eventually Cassidy takes over his body and it becomes a chucky and nica type situation tho
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demonicchicken1121 · 4 months
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I know I ask this a lot but it's because I really like your Michael but can we hear More about him?
Youre "charlie likes horror movies and michael Does Not" has fixed my months long procrastination on how to deal with Michaels relationship with horror, so heres that:
Michael liked horror movies well enough when he was younger, but hated them as he got older. I don't think he hates horror as a genre; i actually think he would like the modern horror genre because a lot of it is focused on family tragedy, and he would find that relatable. (tho i think its funny because that subgenre was largely inspired by fnaf.)
He hates gore and body horror played for shock value, since hes lived a lot of those horrors himself, and it can trigger his ptsd. but i also think a more deeply rooted hate of those types of films comes from a lot of the villians being queer-coded, mentally ill, physically deformed, etc. which are all labels that apply to him and a lot of the people in his life. The heros are never as fucked up or as complicated as he is, or his friends are, or his father is
bit of a side tangent, but "queer, mentally ill, neurodivergent, etc villain vs queer, mentally ill, neurodivergent, etc hero" is like my favorite dynamic. Bill Cipher vs the Pines, Megatron vs Optimus (TFP specifically), William Afton vs Michael and/or Henry just to name a few
Though i think that Mike would really love the kinda cheesy childish horror. Jump scares, tacky halloween decorations, haunted houses, and zombies especially. The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney and The Nightmare Before Christmas? He LOVES that shit. He likes startling people and being startled. Its kind of a form of affection he locked away after the bite, but came back after getting Ev's forgiveness and learning he doesnt have to hate himself and never have fun for the rest of his life.
Hed probably have this really goofy high pitched screech followed by nervous, slightly crazed laughter whenever hes snuck up on/tickled from behind/jumpscared/generally not expecting something. He's got Henry, Charlie, Evan, and Jeremy constantly trying to get him to do the Goofy Screech. fun family vibes.
He likes messing with the weird cryptid hunters whenever they ask around town about him. like "hello are you aware of the utah purple man" "yeah man im pretty fucking aware of him"
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badnewlifesmpideas · 9 months
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[Not an idea, more on info from a past smp!]
X-life is one of the servers apart of scott's "Life series" (One life, X-life, afterlife, etc.), wherein each player starts with one heart and gains a heart everytime they die. If they die while having all 10 hearts, you'd be out of the series. X-life is a personal favorite of mine tbh.
A major point in the smp was the start of a religion over a donkey. Lore-wise "the one true jeremy" tasked Joel in starting the Church of Jeremy. Based on the infro from the X Life wiki, ""the one true jeremy" appreciates when other animals are named after him. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy." Hence the name "Jeremyism", based on the donkey's name. A lot of people called it a cult, the members deny it being one. One major "plot-line" is that Lizzie, a member of The Coven and a former enemy to Jeremyism, was the original founder (yeah I aint explaining that lmao).
Another thing about Jeremyism is "The Book of Jeremy", which pretty much were basic rules the members of Jeremyism had to follow (No I'm not going into details there). One of the rules back then went along the lines of "Scott was not allowed." (Which probably was the oldest occurance of scott constantly being against joel)
The major twist is that later in the series, joel creates a Death House, with the prize for clearing it is becoming the new leader of Jeremyism (spoilers: Scott cleared it at half a heart)
With Scott now being the leader of Jeremyism, he planned a "smooth takeover" and changed a few rules of the Book of Jeremy. Later on he finds out about secret lairs of the Jeremyism members and a goal to take down Scott in which he made the decision to take down Jeremyism, even if he goes down with it.
Jack, one of the members of the smp who named himself Jeremy, had lost his last life and wrote down a will (which both callum and scott had to follow because it said so) and wrote down how he should have a funeral held for him. Scott took this as an opportunity to destroy the church and everyone in it. With some slight modifications, a rigged TNT trap, some lava and some wither potions, he was able to kill everyone attending the funeral. Including himself. (Recommend watching it, it looked pretty cool) and casually said that Jeremyism is over and just went over the rest of Jack's will.
[TLDR: Joel gets contacted by a donkey, starts a cult relegion named jeremyism, writes a book about the rules, makes a rule about scott not being allowed near jeremyism, scott didnt like that, coven was formed and was "declared" as an enemy to jeremyism, the coven made peace with them, apparently lizzie is the original founder idk how, joel built a death house and promised whoever wins becomes the leader of jeremyism, scott wins and makes slight changes to jeremyism, the members didn't like that and planned to overthrow him, Jack (one of the memebers) died, Scott and Callum were asked to fufill his will and a funeral was held for him. Before that tho, scott rigged the church with lava, tnt, and potions and basically killed everyone inside the church, with some dying twice. Scott declares that jeremyism is no more and the server moves on until the inevitable end of X Life.]
-✨️ anon (haha guess who i mainly watch)
Just- *pushes this across the table for newer folks*
I will say though that half of the coven literally could not care less about Jermemyism, you have no idea how funny it was to be a Gem viewer watching this all unfold. The episodes were like, "guys guys cmon look at my pretty plants!!!" *watches silently as Joey and Joel argue about shadows* "hiii Blue 💞" "GEM COME WITH US JEREMYISM HAS SENT SPIES" Katherine: I was just trying to read ;-;
Comedy gold, honestly
-Raven
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An incomplete list of my favorite AFTG fics
All of these are on AO3, and yes I’m only writing this because I’m procrastinating working on TMHYHM. So, in no particular order, my favorite AFTG fics.
The Multi-Part Fics (Complete)
All of these have ended and taken a bit of my heart with them.
1. August by gus_47 (2/2)
If you know anything about me you know that I’m obsessed I enjoy anything and everything written by gus_47. I am their biggest fan; I would read their grocery lists if they let me. So obviously, I was obsessed with this story as soon as it was published. It’s Kevaaron and just- ugh. Heartbreaking. AND !! There’s going to be a second part. So technically it’s finished, but never fear because we’re not done with my boys yet.
2. 12 Ways To Woo A Minyard by NikNak22 (14/14)
This is a non-exy college Andriel fic with background Kevaaron and Jerjean. Basically, Neil is friends with the Foxes and has a huge crush on Andrew. The Foxes try and help Neil confess, lots of fun fluffy antics ensue. Plus, it’s a “Kevaaron is obviously happening but Neil’s too busy pining to notice” fic, so... yeah
3. Flavors of Fall by NikNak22 (20/20)
Don’t even get me started on this one. It’s Andreil, Andrew’s POV, small-town romance. Andrew’s a photographer and lives in a cottage!! in the woods!! and the Foxes have small-town spooky season fun!! It’s just so fluffy and fun and god the yearning. One of my favorite fluff fics, stg it’s so amazing.
4. Bad Habits by mitigates (2/2)
Okay so listen... I won’t lie, there’s a lot of smut. HOWEVER!!! There’s also fuckin soft Jeremy Knox running a childrens home!! and I need that in my life so badly. Anyway, it’s Andriel, Kevaaron, and Jerjean. Also Neil and Kev hooked up once, and it’s a big joke?? Honest to god, it comes up at least four times-
5. Red Rabbits by bloodydamnit, Jeni182, SeaBear13, and windeavesdrops (25/25)
It’s Andriel with background Renee/Allison, not a fluff fic at all so be warned. Andrew is a journalist who starts a podcast trying to hunt down Mary and Nathaniel Wesninksi. Neil, obviously, doesn’t want to be found. It was an interactive story, there’s a Tumblr page, it’s just so good? Really, go read it. I have no other words.
6. quicksand by likearecord (9/9)
This bad boy is Andriel with fuckboy Aaron and Neil is Kev’s little brother. The sheer amount of gay panic in this story, I simply cannot express to you how much fun this is. I cackled so loudly in the middle of the fucking night. Also like- Andrew gets to have friends?? and family who loves him?? And Neil is a being of utter chaos. It’s beautiful.
7. The Odds Are Never In Our Favor by MalikShah (29/29)
It’s not my normal style, but it was so good? It’s AFTG + The Hunger Games. Andriel, a few character deaths, and just a lot of tears. They’re so gay and so sad and it’s so fun. 
8. Thorns by Mostly_Maudlin (2/2)
Andreil during Neil’s fifth year. Lots of healthy communication after some not-so-healthy communication. Just a sweet little fic of Andreil learning how to live when they aren’t right next to eachother. (there is smut tho, just so you’re prepared).
9. a switchblade is my preferred weapon by badacts (48/48)
LOCKED FIC, YOU NEED AN AO3 ACCT TO READ !! 
Anyways, this is AFTG if Neil was in the Nest and left with Kevin. It’s Andriel and very good. The slowest of slowburns. You aren’t ready. You may think you’re ready, but you aren’t.
10. Am I Screaming To An Empty Sky? by phan_taloon (4/4)
guys... this one is just heartbreaking. It’s Andriel, hurt with very little comfort, and honestly super triggering so be sure to read the tags before you read. Basically, the Foxes lose the finals and Neil ends up in the Nest. I think I sobbed the whole time I was reading, honestly.
11. never fallen (from quite this high) by crystalcrow (43/43)
It’s AFTG from Andrew’s POV. Deffo a must-read, that’s all I have to say. Also, the first AFTG fic I read so... good memories, ig?
12. Back To The Start by fuzzballsheltiepants (11/11)
Andriel during Neil’s fifth year. Andrew gets injured and loses his memory. It’s just as heartbreaking as it sounds, but also so painfully sweet. gives major “I don’t know you, but I know that I love you” vibes. So good.
The Multi-Part Fics (Incomplete)
Some of these are abandoned, some are not, all of them are worth reading.
1. I left you alone in a house, not a home by ohhhhmygod (4/?)
Andreil after canon where Neil has a little brother. It’s not a super fluffy fic so far, but it’s so good !!
2. Blame It On My Youth by youreyestheyglow (115/?)
Andriel 10 years post-canon. They’re foster dads!! Nat and Paige are what I never knew I needed, I’ve fallen hopelessly in love with this story. The quintessential AFTG fic.
3. Hoax by gus_47 (31/40)
C’mon guys, it’s gus_47 ofc I love it. Jerejean after the Ravens. Absolutely, completely obsessed. It’s so fucking good y’all. Just read it.
4. Redemption by accioice (30/?)
So, Neil goes to the Nest as a kid, but instead of Riko abusing them, the Perfect Court becomes family (plus Ichirou). Eventually they go to Palmetto and there’s Andriel!! Kev is a bi disaster, we get some neurodivergent rep, and really really good found family. They just love each other so much. Honestly, it’s a good “what if..?” fic. Like, what if Riko broke the cycle of abuse? It’s just really good and you need to read it.
5. Andrew Minyard v. The Spear Family by preciousfoxes (10/?)
Andrew takes legal action against the Spears and Neil is a “feral dumpster raccoon lawyer”. Really, it’s just Andrew having gay thoughts for 10 chapters straight. And can you blame him? Neil with a man bun. Neil with piercings and tattoos. Neil in a suit. 
6. I Beg You, Whisper My Name Like A Prayer by Louie__TheLonely (4/?)
Picture this. Highschool AU. Neil and Andrew are best friends. They are horribly gay for each other. And horribly oblivious. I AM OBSESSED.
7. Neil Fights The Foxes by This_Witch_Writes (10/12)
Neil picking fights when the Foxes treat Andrew badly? Yes, please. I am a whore for protective Neil. Be warned, there’s some triggering stuff in later chapters. Check tags and stay safe <3
8. Let’s make things interesting by Nico4undead (16/?)
Enter the Minyard-Josten rivalry. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.
9. Innominate by Major_816 (18/74)
Neil gets sold to the Moriyamas, but ends up with Ichirou instead of Riko. Now he’s a badass crime lord working undercover at Palmetto. Get ready for heartwrenching angst and heartwarming found family. I cannot express how obsessed I am.
10. In Which Neil Josten Is A PR Nightmare by CoverYourEyes (16/?)
Eve has the (mis)fortune of working as Neil Josten’s PR manager during the Minyard-Josten rivalry. Otherwise known as: Neil is ungovernable.
11. Tell Me How You Hate Me by Killingmeslowly_24 (that’s me !!) (3/18)
I can’t make a fic list without including my child. So, it’s TKM from Andrew’s POV. Andrew is absolutely feral for Neil, and he’s seriously in denial. It’s so much fun to write. Also!! we get the Nicky content we deserve!! Nicky as an adoring cousin!! (and is that Renee/Allison I see on the horizon? It is? 0.0)
The Oneshot Fics
They’re short, they might be sweet, and rest assured: they’re amazing.
1. Just Because I Can by NikNak22
Am I obsessed with this writer? maybe. Bro it’s 5+1, Neil pranking the Foxes and the Foxes pranking Neil back. Amazing, hilarious, I love it.
2. A Yellow Made Out Of Gray by thelessiknow
5 times Neil sees his friends feel loved + 1 time Neil feels loved. That’s it. That’s the fic. It’s just as fluffy and perfect as it sounds.
3. stay (you don’t have to go) by Major_816
Ohhhh boy. This one. It breaks me. Andriel highschool AU, they meet on a suicide prevention forum. So... major TW. It destroyed me, I’m not going to lie.
4. One day we’ll reveal the truth by allyasavedtheday
LOCKED FIC, YOU NEED AN AO3 ACCT TO READ !!
Aaron doesn’t trust Neil’s intentions, so Andrew tells him to watch how they interact. Cue the fluff.
5. Scribbles and Sticky Notes by Fortheloveofexy
I am so sorry in advance. Post-canon, Neil starts leaving sticky notes out for Andrew. Sweet things or reminders, whatever. Andrew saves them all. AND THEN YOU CRY !!
6 (and 7). goodbye, family. and don’t say goodbye by queenDay05
Neil knows his countdown is ending, so he records a video. The Foxes can’t find Neil, but they do find his goodbye. Absolutely soul crushing.
8. just a footnote by Anonymous
Kevaaron, they’re friends with benefits. Aaron is in love and not handling it well. Fluff and smut, so much mutual pining. One of my favorite oneshots ever.
Well! That was a wonderful little distraction, uhhhh.... expect an update by the end of the week? Life’s been... shit, honestly and I haven’t had the energy to write. 
Take care of yourselves, my loves <3
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