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ssadumba55 · 2 years
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Emperor Kuzco x Reader General Headcanons
Request: heyy!! So since requests are open I'm here to request something of my favorite character, emperor kuzco. My request is emperor kuzco x reader general headcannons. I really love emperor kuzco and I'd appreciate it.
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Kuzco isn't big on physical affection, he didn't grow up with that (or any affection really being raised by Yzma) so he's not going to be immediately keen on affection related to physical touch (hand holding, hugs, even kissing, etc)
Slowly though, as the two of you spend more time together he may open up and allow it more often
That's mostly in private though, because in public he is a huge fan of PDA. He's a showy/flashy guy, that includes when it comes to his relationships. He will want to show you off as much as possible.
He's not really big and it's something he's aware of, so he doesn't try to pretend he can defend you. He will always have bodyguards around for that reason, to protect the both of you.
Family dinners with Pacha, Chicha, Kronk and the kids. There's always room for one more, Pacha and Chicha love you because they firmly believe you round Kuzco out/keep him in line.
Playing games with the kids (and Kronk and sometimes Kuzco, if he can allow himself to participate)
Reminding him he doesn't have to do everything alone, often when he's stressed and overworking himself. He is the ruler of a kingdom after all and he became one fairly young, he doesn't really know how to keep the pressure from getting to him
Sure, he pretends the world revolves around him, but he will make a genuine effort to pay attention to you as well
He will follow you around like a puppy if you're busy doing your own thing, he likes to know about the things you're into, he might ask you to teach him one of your hobbies
Running your fingers through his hair (because he loves that even if he pretends he doesn't)
Dressing each other up, even if you have a terrible fashion sense, it's just something the two of you like to do for fun to blow off steam. You hold mini fashion shows for each other
Listening to him vent or about his nightmares/stresses, especially related to what everyone now refers to as the 'llama incident'. Even if he doesn't want advice, he appreciates you taking the time to sit and listen to him
Dancing around the palace, on your own or together, the two of you can't stop yourselves from dancing
Gossiping. Come on, you can't tell me Kuzco isn't a total gossip.
Convincing him to talk out his feelings and make up with Pacha (when the two have the occasional argument). And if once or twice, he refers to Pacha as a father figure not making a huge fuss. He's gone long enough without a group of people supporting him, you're happy for him
Pranks! Lots of pranks! You're basically two grown children around each other, how could you resist pulling pranks!
At the end of the day, you just enjoy each other's company and are both grateful you found each other
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veliana · 2 months
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ooooh! Could you maybe write kuzco with a reader who constantly protects him?. very protective cause there's many risks for him since he's emperor.
𝓚𝓾𝔃𝓬𝓸 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻
A/n : I'm so sorry it took so long 😭 Seriously, this has been in my inbox for over a year. Tw : Protective reader , nothing?
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Since the moment you met Kuzco, you felt a special bond forming between you. His status as emperor only strengthened your desire to protect him at all costs. You understood that his position placed him at the center of many intrigues and potential dangers, and you were determined to be there for him, no matter what.
You spend your days watching over him closely, anticipating every need and monitoring every suspicious movement. Whether it's testing his food for any potential poison or keeping a vigilant eye on people who approach him, you're always on alert, ready to act at the slightest hint of danger.Sometimes, it can feel suffocating for Kuzco, who would sometimes prefer to be free to move without your constant shadow.
But deep down, he knows that you act out of love and concern for his safety. And even though he may sometimes grumble or joke about it, he also knows that he can rely on you when things get serious.When threats arise, you're always ready to intervene, whether it's physically fending off attackers or devising strategies to counter plots.
Your determination to protect Kuzco knows no bounds, and you're willing to risk your own life to safeguard his.Yet, despite all this vigilance and constant protection, there are moments of calm and intimacy that you share together.
Those moments when you can let your guards down, when Kuzco can simply be himself without the weight of royalty on his shoulders.In those moments, you show him all the love and affection you feel for him, reminding him that he's much more than just an emperor to you.
And it's in those precious moments that you strengthen your connection, facing the challenges of royal life together but also enjoying the simple joys of being together.
No matter what the future holds, you'll always be there for Kuzco, ready to be his protector, his support, and his eternal love.
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cissa-calls · 2 years
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 204
Wanda: “-Trust me, this is the better decision, it’s safer and more beneficial in the long run.”
Y/N: “Noted. Agatha, what’s your reasoning?”
Agatha: “Look what I can do” *does a hand stand*
Wanda: “That’s your reasoning? Y/N you’re not seriously gonna-“
Y/N, very impressed: “-No no, Agatha’s got a point there.”
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michelleleewise · 1 year
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Loki's Di-Lama 🦙🦙🦙- The good, the Bad and the Loki.....
Pairing: Eventual Loki x Reader but right now he thinks she's a stinky mess and she thinks he's a hot jerk. Together they're a hot mess.
Warnings: Some innuendos and euphemisms about what Loki is packing down under and the effect it may have on some people. 🤨🤨 mild swearing, attempted poisoning, pining, enemies to lovers.....no llamas or cats were harmed in the making if this fic, and imma dip into some implied smut.....nothing graphic tho don't worry!!
Summary: In the land of Asgard, King Loki is selfish and vain. His arrogance causes others to plot against him. When he's turned into a llama, will humble peasant Y/N help Loki even though he plans to knock down her beloved village and build...a closet for his clothes?!
A/N: written with the wonderful and amazing @xorpsbane as my coauthor, who will be picking up the pen for the next part!! 💚💚
Part four-
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"Aaaahhhhh ruuuunnnn!" Nat heard scream from her kids room. She ran up to see what was going on when she saw her son flailing on the bed "Hey brucie, what's wrong?" She asked shaking him awake "I had the worst dream, auntie y/n was running through the forest being chased by jaguars and there was this squirrel names jason.....and she fell and cascaded down a raging river of DEATH!" He said panting "hey hey your aunt Is fine, she just went back to see the king." Nat said smiling "did you tell her to take panties? He'll definitely see her then." He said "well I had a dream auntie kissed a llama!" Your daughter wamda ran in jumping on the bed. "Ew..that would never happen." Brucie said "it could!" She yelled "NU UH!" He yelled "YA HUH!" She yelled back "alright!! Go to sleep you two." Nat said turning the light off as the children continue to bicker.
Meanwhile......deep in the forest........
You dove into the river head first, coming up shaking your head, looking over seeing Loki laying on his back with his tongue sticking out. "Good...stupid llama." You growled swimming over to the bank grabbing your soap. You tried to ignore his constant rude remarks about how you smelled but if you were being honest it was making you a tad self conscious, so you decided to wash up while he slept. You lathered the bar in your hand, scrubbing the last couple of days off of you inhaling the sweet scent of the soap before getting enough on your hands to wash your hair. Dipping your head under to rinse you came up seeing Loki looking at you wide eyed "Holy shit! What the hell are you doing!?" You yelled sinking down, trying to forget your chest was entirely exposed to him two seconds ago.
"Um...well you see....I was....and you were....I'm gonna go." He said darting off back to where you made camp. Your cheeks burned with embarrassment but the fact that he was flustered made you smile. You got out, drying off you put on some clean clothes that you had packed before walking back over by the fire. Sitting down you looked over seeing Loki's back to you "it's safe to turn around you know." You said laughing as he grabbed your poncho with his teeth and slowly walked over to you dropping it next to you "umm, so thanks....for that" He said looking everywhere but at you. "Well, I know it's not panties but..." you trailed off picking it up. "So, I was um thinking, maybe I could possibly consider building my closet...somewhere else." He said quietly looking down.
You looked at him wide eyed for a minute "does this have anything to do with you seeing my breasts a minute ago?" You asked "what!? Absolutely not! I've seen lots of breasts....more then you I'm sure." He said bragginly "I'm sure." You smiled pulling your poncho on "see here, I can have any breasts I choose...and I do not need stinky peasent breasts thank you." He sneered walking off making you roll your eyes "so...your choosing to be nice?" You asked "Well yeah, is that so hard to believe?" He asked as you stared at him. "I mean, there are nicer places for a closet instead of that dirt heap you call a village." He said.
You glared at him a minute, trying to decide if he was lying "what is your problem?" He asked "so, I take you back to the palace and you'll leave my village alone?" You asked "thats what I said....your ears do work don't they?" He asked sarcastically. You held out your hand deciding to trust him when he lifted his hoof "don't shake unless you mean what you say." You said stently as he looked at you hesitantly before shaking your hand. "Awesome! Let's get you back to your pantie collection." You said standing up. "Thank the norns!" He said following behind you. You made it to a clearing, seeing the bridge you smiled "ok, once we reach the other side its only about an hour." You said as he pushed past you "kings first..." he said starting to cross the bridge.
You made it about half way, hearing the wood groan with your combined weight. "Hey, maybe we should..." you started as a board cracked, sending you down between the two planks, barely grabbing a piece of rope before plummeting to the river below. "Loki! Help me!" You yelled, seeing him walk back looking down at you "mm....no I'm good." He said smiling "your just gonna leave me here?" You asked glaring at him "Well, I had considered having you flogged....maybe imprisoned, but I do like this" He smiled "now if you'll excuse me, I have people to see and panties to collect." He said turning around. "But we shook hands you ungrateful little..." you yelled gripping the rope.
"You know, it doesn't really count...if you don't have hands!" He smirked "ok...bu-bye." He said walking off again when a board snapped sending him down with you, his limbs tangling in the ropes "Oh gods, are you ok?" You asked seeing the panicked look on his face "y..yeah...I think so." He said shakely "ok good" You said kicking him hard, sending him into the cliff face. "That's for lieing to me!" You yelled he swung back knocking you into the other cliff face "that's for kidnapping me and making me smell you you stinky peasant..oh, and I'm still gonna knock your village down." He said laughing "Hey! Now wait just a minute!" He said as you pushed off, ramming into him hard knocking him to the other side.
"I don't know why I risked my life for a selfish little ass like you!" You yelled bracing against the cliff "I used to think there was good in eveyone, but your just rotten!" You yelled "awww now i feel really bad... bad llama." He mocked slapping himself. "I should have let you die out there from your own stupidity, and all my problems would be solved." You sneered "Well that makes you stinky aaaand stupid then." He sneered from the other side. "Let's end this" you glared "peasents first." He smiled. You both pushed off, ready to rip him apart when you heard several cracks above you. You both stopped, looking up seeing the bridge fall apart "shit.." you sighed as you both plummeted down towards the river, the canyon walls closing in on you the further you fell.
"Put your feet out." You yelled, doing the same when yout backs met, you both sliding to a stop. Looking down seeing alligators swarming in the river just below you "oh my gods we're gonna die! I'm too pretty to die!" He cried out. "What are we going to do?" He asked, your grip beginning to slip. You looked up seeing a rope hanging down from the now broken bridge "ok, stop whining, I have an idea." You said "I beg your pardon. I was not whining." He said sternly "would you please shut up for once." You said "ok, this is what we're gonna do." You reached back, looping your arms with his "ok, push against my back, and we're going to walk up the cliff." You said.
"And go." You said, pressing yourself against him as you slowly made your way up. "Ok, almost....there..." you said reaching up grabbing the rope, pulling on it seeing it tangled in a small bush higher up "shit...it's stuck." You said pulling hard "no worries, take your time...I have all day." He sighed when you pulled as hard as you could, not realizing there was a nest of scorpions until it was soon late. "Your smell is getting a tad overwhelming, so if you could...." he trailed off feeling something fall onto his chest "SCORPIONS!" He screeched, letting go of your arms he began flailing when his feet slipped. "Shit...Loki!" You yelled grabbing his tail before he fell, slamming him into the cliff wall. "Why is it always my face!" He yelled.
You looked down, trying to figure out how you were going to pull you both up when you felt something slide down your back "aaahhh no no no!" You screamed, slamming your back against the cliff "what are you..." Loki trailed off, hearing a strange sound coming from a hole in the cliff face "umm...y/n..." he said trying to get your attention as you continued frantically trying to get them off you. "Y/N!" He yelled "WHAT!?" You yelled back looking down as a swarm of bats shot out of the rock into Loki's face. "What is happening!?" You yelled, trying to pull him up as he failed and swung frantically trying to get them away from him when he bolted up the cliff face, dragging you behind him, holding the rope for dear life. "Loki...stop!" You yelled when he jumped, you both landing hard at the top of the cliff.
You groaned, rolling over seeing him wide eyed and panting "are...are you ok?" You asked "y..yeah I think so.." he trailed off trying to stand up. You got to your knees, looking down trying to comprehend everything that just happened when the rock beneath you shifted and began to slide down "Y/n!" Loki yelled, grabbing your poncho in his mouth he pulled you back throwing you aside as the rock broke off and tumbled down the cliff. "Oo...did you see that! I snatched you from the jaws of death itself." He bragged puffing his chest out "oh...I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with...well not today sir" He yelled. Was he dancing? "Mm uh huh uh huh uh huh..." he continued as you sat up "y..you...saved me life.." you trailed off making him freeze.
"I..well...I still need you to get back to the palace." He said sternly. "No...you could have made it...you like me." You smirked standing up "what!? Absolutely not..." he said looking around "Come on...admit it..." you said walking closer "nope..nu uh..." he said looking around "Loooki...." you cooed smiling "what's the big deal!? No one's that heartless." He rushed out, his nervousness making you giggle "don't read too much into it...it was a one time thing." He said non chalantly. "Yeah...ok." you said brushing the dirt off of you. "Well, with that bridge out, it's a four day walk to the palace, we should get going." You said walking back the way you came "your...your still taking me back?" He asked running up to you. "I said i would didn't i?" You said shrugging. "Well yeah....but I'm still building my epic closet when I get back." He smiled walking beside you.
"Well, four days is a pretty long time..who knows, you may change your mind." You said smiling. "Riiiight...." he said "so...what are the chances you'll carry me?" He asked nudging you. "Not Good." You said looking ahead. You walked side by side for awhile, chancing small glances at him smiling, as much as you hated to admit it the ass was growing on you. Underneath that spoiled, pampered facade there was a decent man, you just had to pull him out. Maybe in the next four days you could...
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kiy-anna · 11 months
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Am I Feeling Love?
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Part 1 (You Are Here) Part 2 Part 3a Part 3b
Characters: Azul Ashengrotto x Fem!Reader
Synopsis: From the moment Azul Ashengrotto heard of soulmates as a small child, he had a vision of a beautiful life with someone who was meant for him - regardless of what he was or would become…
Word count: 5.3k+
Warnings: Some Yandere elements
Notes: I wanted to thank @yanderloversworld on tumblr for the yandere!Azul w/ Soulmate S/O headcanons/backstory that I saw for inspiring this piece. I’ve never written anything like this before, but I wanted to give my hand at it - especially since it involves my favorite cecaelia character from twisted Wonderland. You can check it out here: https://www.tumblr.com/yandereloversworld/718766985773760512/yanazul-with-a-soulmate-so?source=share
The two songs used to inspire this story:
Am I Feeling Love? (The Thief and the Cobbler/Arabian Knight Soundtrack): https://youtu.be/NXYnClTZ4QY
One Day She'll Love Me (The Emperor's New Groove Soundtrack): https://youtu.be/8Sv3ECj7PdY
***I have an update! Part 2 now Available to read on my side blog @ashensgrotto***
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I close my eyes and see his eyes
So soft and warm and clear
I dream awake of holding her
I dream that she’s right here
I sense in all his silences
More than his words could say
‘Don’t fight your feelings’ says my heart
A heart I will obey
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“Azul… we need to talk.”
The sound of his mother’s broken voice pulled Azul’s attention to the larger cecaelia as all eight of his tiny tentacles stilled, each and every one of his appendages dropping an assortment of books, quills, and shells to the grotto’s floor as the silver-lavender haired boy looked upon his mother. The typically confident cecaelian now appeared scared and upset; her pale baby blue eyes were wide with worry and her ruby lips were set in a straight line - her heavy-set body swayed with the current that entered their home while her black-colored tentacles fidgeted nervously, the lavender underbelly of each appendage curling into itself repeatedly before releasing its grip on emptiness.
Azul stood, his own appendages curling inward, “Can this wait, momma? I’m very busy at the moment-”
“I’m afraid it can’t, baby,” his mother entered his room before perching herself on his bed, tapping the seafoam cushion, “come here.”
Azul sat beside his mother, looking down at his hands before looking up at his mother, who watched him with interest.
“Zully… the neighbors have told me they’ve seen you sneaking out at night,” his mother spoke quietly, “and it has been apparently going on for a while - without my knowledge. You and I both know that night is a terrible time to be going out, especially alone - you’re smart enough to know that you could’ve been seriously injured or killed by the creatures that lurk just beyond the reef of our city. Do you know how heartbroken I would be if I lost you?”
“I know, momma… but, I promise I have a good reason!”
“What good reason would you have for sneaking out in the middle of the night?”
“My soulmate.”
His mother looked taken back, her hand reaching to clutch the Nautilus shell necklace that rested on her collarbones as her already wide eyes widened further, “...S-Soulmate?”
“Yes!” Azul’s powder-blue eyes sparkled like gems in a treasure chest as a huge grin spread across his features, “I overheard some of the merkids talking about them at school a few weeks ago - o-of course I had initially thought they were talking about me, since I seem to come up in conversation here and there… but still! Oh, momma! To know that there’s someone out there that is literally MEANT to be WITH ME! Me! Azul Ashengrotto!”
“Zully, now wait a minute-”
“At first the concept did fascinate me,” Azul continued, slowly standing and moving to the opposite end of his room while ignoring his mother’s words, “and what intrigued me more than anything was that my soulmate would love and cherish every last thing about me - not the way the other merkids see me as; a pathetic, fat… ugly crying octopus fry that can’t even excel in studies or athletics. The silly little octo-twerp that’s an ink spiller.”
“Zully, you know that’s not-”
“But you know what momma? Thinking about my soulmate has made the days so much easier, even when I’m getting bullied - I think about them seeing what those other merkids are doing and they put a stop to it, saying things like, ‘Leave Azul alone! He’s not a pathetic little octo-twerp!’” Azul turned to his mother again, his tentacles writhing with excitement, “So, to be ready to meet them, I’ve been working to increase my knowledge - I want to be so powerful like the great Sea Witch herself that my soulmate will know who I am by sight alone! I’ve studied every book I could get my hands on and have memorized every single potion recipe there is available - even learning how to improve its effects and prolong them even! I’ve even studied every law text there is in the Atlantica public library - I have every law memorized word for word.”
His mother sighed, running a hand through her silvery locks, the motions creating little bubbles that appeared as she let out a sigh, “Azul, there’s something you should know-”
“As for the sneaking out,” Azul continued, throwing his hands behind his back as his fingers twisted together while he rocked back and forth on the edges of his eight appendages, “I was searching for my soulmate. I don’t know if they are here in the Coral Sea or not-”
“Azul, please listen to me-”
“But I wanted to see if I could find them. The first few nights after learning about their existence, I was having trouble sleeping - so I started doing a short swim to clear my head. I promise I wasn’t going too far away from the house! However, on those walks, it got me thinking that maybe instead of sleeping, I should be searching for them. There was no better use of my time than to strive for a better life with someone who must sense my loneliness like I sensed theirs…”
“...If they weren’t so rare, baby.”
Azul snapped to attention, his eyes wide, “W-What?”
His mother rested one hand on her knees while the other rubbed at her forehead, “Zully, I know and understand your longing to belong and to have a friend - trust me, I’ve been there. However, you can’t fixate on a single being that you hope to encounter at some point in your life. Finding that so-called ‘other half’ is like - well - like the story of the mermaid princess and her longing to be with a human. It’s a rare occurrence that only happens once in a millennium if not longer. Many times, people - humans, fae, and merfolk alike - often settle for someone they are content and happy with, someone that isn’t their other half.”
Azul stared in shock, inky tears threatening to spill down his chubby cheeks, as his hands balled into fists, “No! No! That isn’t true! What about you and daddy when he was alive?! Both of you were soulmates!”
“No we weren’t… At least, I don’t think we were,” Azul’s mother came forward, resting a hand gingerly on her son’s shoulder, “Anyone can be happy with or without their soulmate, Azul. There’s no reason you should go to such lengths to be with someone who may not even exist. You may not even meet them in this lifetime, either…”
“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Azul pushed her away, anger bubbling up as his tentacles writhed in anger, his vision becoming blurry as ink spilled down his face as he snapped at his mother and guardian, “HOW DARE YOU!? You DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT the CONNECTION BETWEEN SOULMATES! THEY FEEL AS I FEEL! THAT CONNECTION IS WHAT MAKES US UNIQUE!! An UNBREAKABLE BOND that CAN NEVER BE SEVERED!! And how DARE you CHEAT on your OWN SOULMATE!”
“Azul! Now wait a minute!” his mother raised her voice, “I’ve been around the bend a few more times than you have and know about these sorts of things. I WILL NOT ALLOW this behavior to continue in my house!”
“Fine! Then I’ll leave!”
“Azul! Where are you going?! Azul!!”
But the little cecaelia was gone, swimming as fast as he could away from his mother’s typically loving embrace. 
‘How could she?!’ he mind was running as he sped up to get further and further away from his home, ‘How could she say that? Why momma… why?!’
He was sniffing hard when he arrived at his hidden octopot, big ugly fat tears of black rolling down his chubby cheeks while mucus dribbled down his nose, running into his open mouth as he gasped out big grotesque sobs. He pulled himself along enough to climb into the pot, his appendages pulling him into the confined space as comfort slowly surrounded his shaking form. One tentacle came forward, wiping at the tears in his eyes as Azul allowed his hearts to calm down. 
He wrapped his arms around himself as he looked out into the darkness of the Coral Sea; the pale moonlight reflected off the caverns that surround Azul’s hiding spot, the water growing colder and colder with each passing hour as several sea creatures passed over - not that Azul noticed though. Normally, he would have been interested in what creatures came out at night - but the words his mother spoke forced a jolt of pain on all three of his hearts.
“You can’t fixate on a single being that you hope to encounter at some point in your life,” her words echoed in his mind over and over, “Finding that so-called ‘other half’ is like - well - like the story of the mermaid princess and her longing to be with a human. It’s a rare occurrence that only happens once in a millennium if not longer. Anyone can be happy with or without their soulmate, Azul. There’s no reason you should go to such lengths to be with someone who may not even exist…”
‘What if she’s right?’ he thought, his tentacles tightening around his body, ‘What if I never find them? What if they think the same way she does? What if… what if they’ve already been taken from me?!’
His eyes narrowed as a darkness slowly filled them, glaring out into the cruel twisted world from the darkness of his octopot. No, even if his soulmate was already claimed he would’ve known - he would know if they were, he’d felt it; the tangling of another soul within his if his other half were to be mated to another without his consent. However, that hadn’t happened yet.
…for now.
Azul curled deeper into himself, his thoughts growing darker and darker as he made plans to continue his search for his other half; his beloved soulmate. He wouldn’t give up the search, even if he died trying. He wanted to see them; see what they looked like and to hear their sweet voice, to feel a sense of belonging… to protect what was rightfully his.
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I'd never imagined before that the world could be turned on its head
I'd never have thought to be here in this place
I'd never have dreamt that in love I'd be lost and so easily led
I guess I was caught by that hint of a smile on her face
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“Azul-chan, are we almost finished here?” a figure on the cecaelian’s left muttered, “I’m bored.”
“Floyd,” the figure on Azul’s right spoke up, murmuring and pressing a finger to his lips, “There are still some students that need to be housed. Just be a little bit more patient.”
“Speaking of which,” Azul eyed the two carefully, “Any news from our sources, Jade?”
“It’s rather difficult to track down something when we ourselves don’t know what we’re looking for,” the second figure - Jade - answered softly, “A description usually helps in these circumstances, Azul.”
“Perhaps,” the cecaelian shrugged indifferently, “however, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what I’m looking for, myself.”
The two second-in-commands looked at each other, confusion crossing their features.
Ten years had passed slowly since that terrible day when Azul’s mother planted the first seeds of doubt into her son’s head, her chiding and the doubts never leaving him completely. However, that did not stop him from continuing his search for his other half - exhausting himself beyond belief. By the time Azul was twelve - nearly five years following his discovery of the existence of soulmates - he had searched every crevice of the Coral Sea with no luck; it was also around this time that he met the Leech twins - Floyd and Jade. 
Jade was the oldest of the two by a few minutes and was very resourceful as well as very soft-spoke and courteous; his younger brother, Floyd, on the other hand was unpredictable due to his mood swings - he could be interested in one thing one minute and grow bored of it the next. The two moray mers had come across Azul during his younger days when they were in the same class together, watching with awe as his eight appendages hovered about his hidden grotto, writing inscriptions on shells and flipping through pages of grimoires. Originally, they weren’t sure what to make of him, but now that they knew about his capabilities from stories they heard about someone granting wishes for a price - the two were now invested in keeping Azul close to their sides.
And vice versa.
Eventually, the question of why he was doing it came up; Azul took the time to explain the story about how he had first learned about soulmates and how he had been searching the past five years for his, eventually coming to the conclusion that his other half was nowhere in the Coral Sea.
“I have searched every nook and cranny of these waters and have yet to find them,” Azul explained, pouring ingredients into a cauldron as he spoke, “Thus, I’m ‘using my resources’ to spread out the search for my other half.”
“So, some of your deals include gathering any information about a particular person whom you’ve never met nor spoken to?” Jade asked, very intrigued by Azul’s train of thought.
“Hah… sound boring,” Floyd chimed in, reclining atop of one of the rocks in the grotto.
“It’s more interesting than it sounds,” Azul answered, popping a cork off a bottle and dumping the contents into the cauldron as the liquid turned from pale pink to eerie green, “besides, the sooner I find them, the better off they’ll be. However, the problem here lies that if they’re not in the Coral Sea - then where are they?”
Neither of the twins could supply an answer.
It was also around this time that Azul’s appearance had also changed. Baby fat melted and hardened into muscle while his gut and belly dissolved into toned skin, chubby cheeks evolved into high cheekbones; his face sharpening into arched brows, thin lips, and a pointed nose - though his eyes, now filled with knowledge and pride, remained the same. Gone was - in Azul’s opinion - the fat crying octo-twerp of his youth as a handsome, defined sea witch stood in his place; a perfect figure that his soulmate would be proud of once they set sights on him.
The dramatic weight-loss and muscle built scared, not only Jade and Floyd, but also his own mother - whom he did speak to on seldom occasions due to her connections as the owner of the Atlantica Grotto Bistro, which was slowly becoming a local hot spot and where Azul worked full time as a waiter and assistant manager. It was also where he would lure unsuspecting victims - mainly those from his youth or clients with means - into signing his newly-perfected golden contracts, sealing their powers away for his own in exchange for whatever it was that they wished for. Of course, Azul’s mother never suspected a thing about her son’s side business - now a bit preoccupied with the courtship of an older squid mer who had slowly made a presence in her life as well as teaching Azul the fundamentals of building his own business.
When Azul, Jade, and Floyd reached the age of sixteen, they were invited to attend Night Raven College - a boys’ prestigious school for young mages. Azul’s mother had been proud of Azul’s accomplishment and Azul, himself, was secretly thankful that he would be given the chance to explore a different world versus hearing things through the grape vines from his sources. It was during his first year of attending that he made a name for himself, following practically in his mother’s and the Sea Witch’s footsteps; he was now the headwarden and the owner of the Mostro Lounge that his dorm - Octavinelle - operated on the school property. He also was the student others went to when they needed help or had a wish that only he could grant. Jade and Floyd both helped as well, taking his place into luring potential clients into his clutches.
Now, the three of them were entering their second year at NRC - and Azul was barely hanging on by a thread. For the past year on land - thanks to the potion he created that would allow himself, Jade, and Floyd to attend the school as humans - Azul had used his network of informants to extend his search for his other half.
He never forgot the promise he made to continue his search for his soulmate - the contracts were just a starting point to his grand scheme for searching for the person who would love and cherish him as no other could. By building a name for himself, Azul essentially had been given enough money to spend as much as he pleased for information about any leads and his extensive network of informants were at his beck-and-call should he need them to snoop out any potential tips he heard. He had cleared out both Harveston during winter break the previous year and the Queendom of Roses as well as the Shaftlands the previous summer before he was summoned to return to Night Raven. Sunset Savanna would be next on his list during the winter break this year and he would attempt Briar Valley over the summer.
But even that wasn't soon enough it seemed.
Azul’s spirit was practically crying out with each failed search, lead, and tip - nearly to the point that his soul was exhausted and he found himself hearing his mother’s chiding words in his inner ear again. But he was stubborn - incredibly so; and he made plans before leaving his home city again to extend any knowledge to him from outside the school’s barriers.
Azul sighed as the last first year was placed into their dorm, forcing a smile as he addressed his new students, crossing his arms over his chest, "New students! I congratulate you on your achievement. As the dorm head of Octavinelle, I am honored to have the opportunity to support you in what I hope will be a fulfilling campus experience.”
"Hey, does anyone know where the headmage went?" Azul arched his brow as the dorm head of Pomefiore, Vil Schoenheit, spoke, “He disappeared midway through the ceremony…”
"Some headmage he is," Idia Shroud, the head of Ignihyde, grumbled from his tablet that hovered in the chamber.
"Maybe he had a tummy ache?" the ever naive dorm head of Scarabia - Kalim Al-Asim - asked with a shrug.
The doors burst open as the head mage himself appeared, shouting, "I most certainly did not!"
"Ah, speak of the devil," Riddle Rosehearts, the dorm head of Heartslabyul, grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.
"If you must know," the headmage continued, pulling a cloaked figure along with him, their slender wrist tight in his grasp, "I was searching for the new student who failed to show for orientation. Come along, you are the only one who hasn't been assigned to a dorm - step up to the dark mirror and be quick about it. I'll hold onto your weasel."
Azul watched as the headmage pulled the figure along, causing them to stumble slightly, before he released them. The cloaked figure lifted their head, taking a tentative step towards the mirror as the headmage held tightly onto another being - a little gray cat creature with burning fire in his ears with eyes wider than saucer plates. Something about the shy figure had drawn Azul utmost attention as they stood before the dark mirror.
“State your name,” the mirror spoke, its voice deep and dark.
“I’m (Y/N),” you spoke, so quiet that everyone had to strain to hear them.
“(Y/N)... The nature of your soul is…” the dark mirror hesitated, narrowing its pitch-black eyes before announcing, “...unclear to me.”
“What did you just say?” the headmage crossed his arms over his chest as a murmur rippled through the crowd.
“I sense no magical power from this one,” the dark mirror answered, voice grim, “Soundless. Colorless. Shapeless. Utterly vacant… Therefore, no dorm would be appropriate.”
With his final answer, the headmage let out a cry, “Are you suggesting the black carriage went to recieve a person who cannot even use magic?! That is absurd! The student selection process has not erred once in its century of existence!”
As head headmage continued to squawk in surprise, Azul nearly felt his heart stop in his chest when you looked in his direction.
As soon as your eyes locked with his, Azul knew.
His soulmate was here.
You were a pretty (h/c) with tints of (f/c) weaved into locks that framed your soft features hidden under the black and gold hood of the ceremonial robe you wore, the exotic eyes of (e/c) filled with wonder and surprise - with an underlying hint of fear, likely due to the shock of being called ‘abnormal’ by a piece of looking-glass. You looked about a few inches shorter than him - a perfect height for him to rest his chin upon your head - as a pleasant pink painted your cheeks, turning them into red delicious apples that tempted Azul to take a bite, and your jaw dropped slightly, lips parting with surprise. 
Azul knew that you could feel the strong connection between your two souls - the pull he had searched the past decade for finally presenting itself in the shape of you. He found himself unable to look away, staring at you with quiet longing and lovestruck clearly written across his features.
“Azul?” Jade snickered, “What is-”
“I think octy just found what he was lookin’ for, Jade,” Floyd snickered, his eyes shifting between the startled first-year and their lovestruck boss.
“I quite agree,” Jade’s voice came out sickly smooth as his eyes shifted between the three of them, “this has just gotten interesting…”
Azul hardly noticed though the twins’ snickers in his ears, his thoughts were already running wild with ideas of how he wanted to spoil you - his found other half, his precious mate. 
The problem now was that you were a non-magic user and a female to boot - nevermind that you had just been put on display like an exotic animal. The whispers that echoed in the chamber forced you to look away from the lovestruck second-year, your body quivering with fear and unease as he himself was brought back to reality.
‘How DARE they insult her while in my presence?’ Azul felt a growl bubble up in the back of his throat, his pale blues shifting from the crowd to his mate to the headmage and back again as his hands curled into fists under the sleeves of his cloak, ‘And how DARE the dark mirror put (Y/N) in this situation!’
“Headwardens,” the headmage’s voice echoed in the chamber, silencing every whisper as he took control of the situation, “please escort your students back to the dorms as the orientation is now complete.”
“What about (Y/N)?” the voice of Coach Vargas spoke up, “Surely you are not expecting someone like her to remain here?”
‘And you’re first on the list of people who will suffer my wrath for saying something so hostile to my mate,’ Azul thought, thinking of what the best way would be to attack the coach indirectly.
“This is a most unfortunate turn of events, yes,” the headmage agreed, tapping his chin in thought, “Due to you being female and that you are a non-magic user, I’m afraid I cannot allow you to attend Night Raven College. You seem like an amicable young lady, however this is an all-boy’s school and I cannot admit a student - male or female - with no magical ability. But fear not, the dark mirror will see you safely home.”
‘NO! You CAN’T!’ Azul was barely holding himself together at this point - he had just found his soulmate and now the world wanted the two of them to be separated forever?! He would not allow it! 
Before he could act on impulse, the mirror’s deep voice echoed in the chamber, “There is no such place.”
“What?!” Crowley squawked again as murmurs rose from the crowd yet again.
“There is no place in this world where this soul belongs,” the dark mirror answered again, “None.”
“H-How can that be?!” Crowley asked, his hands shaking with an inner rage, “My, but today is a veritable cavalcade of impossible phenomena! This has never happened throughout my long tenure. I must confess I am at something of a loss.”
Azul could sense the sadness radiating from his mate as well. Were you disappointed that you couldn’t return from wherever you had come from? And if so, why would you want to go back if now you knew of his existence?
Perhaps a little persuasion was needed…
Azul smiled darkly, before taking a step forward, clearing his throat, “Headmage Crowley, I understand that all of us are at a loss of what to do with our strange guest - however, may I offer a solution to our little problem?”
“Master Ashengrotto,” Headmage Crowley crossed his arms over his chest, “I’m not certain what you mean. We must send (Y/N) back to where they came from.”
“And how do you propose we do that?” Azul countered, shrugging while keeping his eyes trained on the headmage while he faked a painful look, “It is easy to return us to our homes, but we have no idea where she comes from - or if we can even get her back.”
“T-There must be a way though… right?” you spoke up, your eyes pleading with Azul’s.
“I hate to agree with Azul, but he’s right,” a tan-skinned, dark-haired figure spoke up, “If this herbivore is from another world entirely, the chances of getting them back are slim to none.”
“Leona is quite right on the money with that one,” Vil answered with a nod.
Azul smiled, knowing that the ripples of shock and disbelief were now falling onto the headmage for being incompetent in dealing with this matter. He couldn’t turn (Y/N) away now that Azul had spoken up with two additional dorm heads also taking his side.
“What do you propose then?” Headmage Crowley asked, eyeing the headwarden of Octavinelle uneasily.
“Octavinelle, as I’m sure you remember, has plenty of rooms for rent,” Azul answered, turning to (Y/N) with a reassuring smile, “As the dorm head, I will gladly take (Y/N) into my dorm where she can stay during her time here. If she’s agreeable, she can work within the Mostro Lounge to pay for a place to sleep and to have food in her belly.”
“I’m not sure, Master Ashengrotto…” Crowley spoke, rubbing his chin with a clawed gloved hand, “a single woman in a dorm filled with boys is highly improper…”
“Improper would be the term used for the predicament your so-called black carriage put you in,” Azul snipped, his eyes flashing dangerously at the headmage, “Besides - the rooms we rent are on the opposite side of the aquarium in our dorm, quite a ways away from the rooms the dorm members reside in for that particular purpose. We also have security within our dorm and I’m usually the one to deal with matters of… problematic nature.”
“Perhaps, however-”
“Consider it one less problem on your plate as well. If (Y/N) is brought to my dorm, I will take full responsibility for her - and I might be able to find a way to get her home in the process as well.”
“You what?” your eyes widen with hope, your hand reaching out and clasping the edge of his robe.
“I have an endless network of resources at my disposal, my dear - I can likely find you a quicker way to get home than you can with anyone else here,” Azul answered confidently, thinking, ‘Though you won’t know that since I found you. I’ve searched high and low for you, I’ll be damned if I let you slip from my grasp so easily.’
“Very well then,” Headmage Crowley let out a sigh, “(Y/N), are you agreeable with staying with the Octavinelle dorm and working at the Mostro Lounge until Master Ashengrotto can find a way to return you to your world?”
“Of course! Thank you so much, Mr. Ashengrotto!” you beamed with joy.
“Azul,” the dorm head answered with a nod, “please, call me Azul.”
“Azul, then.”
The human-cecaelian smiled sweetly at his soulmate and offered an arm out, his hearts practically bursting with joy when you slipped your own arm through his - the two of you now link together via soul and side by side.
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Azul brought you to the Octavinelle’s renting dorm after ordering Jade and Floyd to start the welcoming party for the first years as well as to get them ready for tomorrow night.
“Do what you need to do,” Azul smiled at the two.
“Of course.”
“You got it, boss!”
When the two of them were out of earshot, you looked up at Azul, “Thank you so much for your help back there. I wasn’t certain what was going to happen if you hadn’t stepped in.”
“Likely the headmage would have thrown you out of the college and left you to fend for yourself,” Azul smiled, “but I, on the other hand, would never allow something so pitifully disgusting happen to you.”
You giggled, the sound pulling on Azul’s heartstrings.
‘She’s here, she’s real,’ his thoughts quickened as the two continued their leisurely pace, ‘I knew that she was real, that she and I would meet. It will only be a matter of time now - once she confesses her feelings for me, I will make her mine.’
The two stopped outside one of the doors, Azul pulled out a key ring and unlocked it before ushering his soulmate inside.
“You can stay here,” Azul answered, peering around and wishing that it was cleaner than it was now, “There’s spare blankets in the closet in case you get cold during the night and fresh towels in the bathroom. I’ll have Jade or Floyd bring you a spare pair of clothing since you’ve brought nothing with you.”
“Oh, you don’t have to…”
“I insist,” Azul answered, “What sort of host would I be if I didn’t provide the best service?”
You giggled again, your smile even wider, “Well, thank you again Azul.”
Each time you spoke his name, Azul’s heart gave a leap of joy. 
He coughed, blushing slightly, “W-Well then, should you need anything during your time here, just let me know.”
“Of course, but - may I ask a question?���
“You already have,” Azul  snickered at you.
Your pout was adorable that Azul burst into laughter before you asked, “Why were you willing to help me? A complete stranger?”
“I have a gift for sensing someone in need,” Azul answered, his grin spreading wider over his features, “I have helped many poor unfortunate souls in my short lifetime and intend on continuing to offer my services in exchange for something.”
“What sort of payment?”
“Depends - but it isn’t something you should worry about. I like to keep a few things in my personal life private - regardless of my relationships with other people.”
“Of course, I can respect that.”
“Thank you, I appreciate it,” Azul reached out, pushing the hood down and stroking your  soft hair gently, “Why don’t you rest now? I have to attend the welcome party for the new students and make sure no one is destroying anything in my absence. I will have Jade or Floyd bring you something to eat in a little bit along with that fresh change of clothes. Tomorrow, we’ll discuss our contract.”
“Contract?”
“I always have my employees sign a business contract before they begin work - regardless how long they work in the lounge for,” Azul answered, “It helps to have things in writing when dealing with problems later down the road.”
With a nod, you grinned, “Thank you again, Azul-san.”
The cecaelia couldn’t help himself as he leaned forward, pressing a kiss to your forehead before pulling away and leaving his other half to stare at him in shock and surprise. 
When the door clicked behind him, Azul pulled the keyring out and locked the door to prevent anyone from entering and you from leaving. His eyes gleamed menacingly in the low light as a black gloved hand stroked the doorframe gently.
‘At last… you’re here with me, my precious pearl. Forgive me, but now that I have seen you… I can never let you go…’
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awfulwriter123 · 6 months
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Sick HomeComing (Rhea Ripley x Sick! Reader One-shot)
Hey everyone, another somewhat short, somewhat long (heh) one-shot. Hope you enjoy, im not gonna waste your guy's time, Happy reading!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
warning's: nothing, pure fluff
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When you woke up, to say you felt like ass, would be a understatement. You don't know why you just felt like garbage, your nose kept running, throat felt heavy and scratchy, you had a migraine, yep you were sick all right.
You reached over to the other side of the bed to tap rhea, but all you hit was a empty spot, still a bit warm. You groaned to yourself as you had to guess rhea went to the gym, as she does every morning.
You wrapped yourself in the cover's and got up, your dogs Barry and Luna following as you went to the bedroom door and opened it, to which they instantly rushed out.
You slowly and as carefully as possible went down the stair's and into the kitchen to grab something to drink. You grabbed a water out of the fridge and instantly plopped yourself on the couch and placed the water bottle to your head to try and calm the migraine.
Luna instantly hopping up and laying your side as you put your feet up. "Hey babygirl, I'm alright." You said whilst gently petting her head, putting down your water bottle beside you and tilting your head back, a tad bit more sleep wouldn't hurt right?
~Time Skip~
You heard the front door open and Barry started barking which made you snap your head up and start rubbing your eyes, feeling like your migraine got worse and not better. "You okay babe?"
You look up towards rhea, concern clearly itched on her face while also covered in sweat from her workout. You smiled at her while replying with a croaky voice. "I'm pretty sure I'm si-" You didn't get to finish your sentence as you broke into a coffing fit.
Rhea gently ushered Luna off the couch to take her spot to pat your back, as you quickly pulled the water bottle from your other side quickly downing it to try and clear the dryness you felt in your throat.
"You alright now baby?" Rhea asked whilst switching from patting to rubbing your back, while you nodded your head and rubbed the snot dripping from your nose with your sleeve. "Still feel like shit, but as good as I can be now."
Rhea lightly chuckled while patting your back one more time. "Here let's get you comfortable." She said whilst quickly adjusting so you were laying on the couch with the cover's now over you instead of around you.
She passed you the tv remote before she asked. "Are you gonna be okay while I go take a shower?" You nodded your head while letting out a quiet "Yeah." She quickly gave you a kiss on your forehead and rushed up the stair's to take a quick shower.
You flipped through channels for what felt like hour's, you hadn't noticed how long you were flipping through until rhea came back down drying her hair with a towel. "Still can't find something to watch babe."
You shook your head no as you felt her gently take the remote from you and quickly found 'Emperor's New Groove' and put it on which got a small smile from you.
She started rubbing your hair gently getting a hum from you. "How about i make you something to eat yeah?" You nodded your head at her. "Watch the movie with me after?" You looked at her with your best puppy dog eyes which got a chuckle from her.
"Of course cuteness, be right back alright?" You nodded your head at her again as you turned your full attention back to the movie as rhea went into the kitchen to make you something to eat.
Rhea came back 20 minutes later with a bowl of what you guessed was chicken noodle soup, as you sat up straight to eat rhea handed you some medicine for you take. "Take these, hopefully they'll knock that out of you." You quickly put the pills in your mouth and chugged some water to help them go down.
After rhea basically spoon fed you the chicken noodle soup, she gently put the bowl on the coffee table Infront of you guys while you quickly re adjusted yourself so you were laying down with your head in her lap. "Comfy babe?" She asked with a slight teasing tone to her voice.
"Mhm" was all she heard from you, which she quickly chuckled at while bending down to put a gentle kiss to your forehead which got a smile out of you, then you both returned to the movie.
~Time Skip~
As the credit's started rolling, rhea looked down noticing how quiet you've been, noticing that you were out like a light. She chuckled quietly as she gently picked you while still having your guys covers on you upstairs and back to bed.
You stirred as she put you in your guys bed, she went to walk away to leave you to rest but you gently grabbed her arm and she had to strain her ears to hear you say. "Stay." With a tired voice.
She chuckled lightly as she crawled under the covers and pulled you into the cover's whilst rubbing your scalp. She wasn't tired at all, but she was more than willing to lay in bed with you as long as it brought you comfort.
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parkerflix · 1 year
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—sanctuary
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ethan landry x gn!reader
genre: fluff, canon divergence (there’s no ghostface soz), 1 mention of chad NFHSJS
synopsis: lazy days with ethan were the best.
wc: 0.4k
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it had been a pretty quiet and mundane day for both you and ethan. the day had been spent mostly in bed, just enjoying the other’s company.
you weren’t sure when you had fallen asleep, waking up to sun setting and leaving a beautiful sunset. you sat up, looking out the window to see the sky shaded pink and purple, the stars slightly peeking through. leaning over, you grabbed your phone from the night stand to take a photo. quickly you took a few, and decided it was time to get up.
ethan had been out of the room, and you weren’t sure where he could’ve gone. his dorm room was small, and chad hadn’t bothered to come though yet. you assumed that chad was busy with tara, knowing that the former had a crush on tara.
you quickly sent a text to ethan, perplexed when you didn’t get a text back. you were about to call, when you heard the jingling of keys at the door.
the door opened to ethan a bit surprised that you were awake, holding takeout from your favorite restaurant. he smiled at you, eyes softening at your big smile. you quickly ram to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek, grabbing the takeout.
he shook off the jacket he was wearing, and pulled the mini projector for his phone out. you had insisted on getting him the projector, saying that movie nights were best with the projector. he happily obliged, seeing your eyes sparkle when he had shown you that he got you your own & had decorated yours.
you both settled into the bed once more, playfully bickering over which movie you were going to watch. you had ended up winning, and put the emperor’s new groove on (much to ethan’s dismay). you opened the bag of takeout, pulling out both of your meals.
the rest of the night went by in a blur, movie after movie playing. you eventually had dozed off, ethan glancing at your sleeping form. you were in his gray sweatshirt from highschool, the one you had promised to give back (he knew he never would get it back). your hair every which way, and a peaceful look on your face. ethan leaned down, placing a soft kiss on your head, before shuffling underneath the covers and getting closer to you. he closed his eyes and listened to your soft breathing, slowly falling asleep with you, the movies long forgotten.
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naisilla · 3 months
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The Emperor's New Muse Part .2
Odyssey Kayn x Reader
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content: forced companion ship, hostage situation, enemy banter, escape attempt, currently unedited.
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You gradually come to as your head is pounding. It's the next morning and the ordinal is gone. You don't even remember falling asleep, all you can remember is Kayn's brutal treatment the night before. You are lying on your back in bed, completely naked. As you sit up, you feel an intense amount of soreness and pain in your body, which you can't deny are from the ordinal's prior punishment.
Slowly sitting up, you look down at the messy bed you lay in, and you wonder just how far you will have to go to keep your dignity now that he is done with you. You look at your naked body with a shiver of shame. But you are still determined, you get up, eager to use your time left alone to escape this ship.
Kayn must've left to take care of something, that means you were on an uncertain schedule of time to act. Getting to your feet, you limp to the door intent on sneaking out before the Ordinal could return. The door was flat, and there was no handle, you huff and roll your eyes. "Demaxians...too rich to be bothered physically opening a door", Your eyes wander towards the electronic keypad on the wall adjacent to the door, you test it by pressing it with a curious finger and you are met with a negative buzz and the screen flashing red. Well, you had to at least try.
Perhaps you could try breaking the keypad? Surely busting it would override it right? there was a chance it could work. Clenching your fists you drew your cuffed wrists back and then slammed the chunky restraints against the keypad. Immediately another shock courses through your body and you pull back gasping in pain, you look at both the cuffs and the keypad and neither of them had broke. You growled in frustration. You'd have to consider your other options, you could take this time to try and figure out how to unlock the cuffs that Kayn has put on your hands. Or you could explore the room in an effort to find something useful.
You walk around the room inspecting the walls. Grooves moved along the panel surface in geometric uniform lines. Surely this room had more than an entrance and a large bay window looking into deep space, you run your hands along the patterns pressing in one of the plates causing it to shift and slide revealing a walk-in wardrobe behind.
A hidden door behind the wall opens to reveal a plethora of high-end Demaxian clothing, all arranged immaculately, giving you the impression that this wardrobe holds nothing but the finest garments the Ordinal has ever worn. You are quite impressed by the opulence of this closet.
The remnants of your own clothes lay on the floor next to the bed as a reminder of how vulnerable your current situation was. You stepped forward into the closet content to utilize Kayn's wardrobe. Many options were before you and at one point your eyes focused on a duplicate of the iconic Ordinal uniform. There were so many individual pieces to this outfit the pants alone had 3 components and you couldn't begin to fathom how the top piece would go on. No, you didn't have time for complicated outfits. So hastily, you grabbed the first pair of causal clothes along with a locus armada trench coat, hoping it may help you blend in with the faculty after you break out of this room.
You started with feeling the grooves for more pressure plates that could open any more compartments or maybe even another exit? Unlucky for you the only exit would be the door you originally came in through, and that one is still locked behind an electronic keypad. With time your panic increased as you expected a furious Kayn to break through the door any moment and your searching of the room became frantic. Anything at all that could be of use, to escape or defend yourself.
But Kayn was smart and calculated for every crevasse in the room remained bare. You plopped yourself onto the edge of the bed hunching over desperate to come up with something. It would be nice to get these cuffs off your wrists, perhaps you could break your thumbs to pull your hands through? No, you needed your hands... Your head perked up as an idea came to mind. It wasn't going to be pleasant but, if it worked, you might be able to inflict some pain onto the Ordinal. And the idea of that did put a smile on your face.
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Time went by as you waited eagerly for the Ordinal's return, biding your time for the right moment to catch him off guard. You look closely at the shock cuffs, this was a drastic measure but you were certainly in the most desperate situation. The spare clothes you had nicked from the wardrobe lay next to you on the bed, in your current restrained position you could only manage to dress yourself in the pants and shoes. Sure you were still topless but at least a little more coverage managed to bring you some comfort.
You wondered how deep into the mother ship you were currently located, you hadn't heard a sound since you had woken up. No patrolling traffic of guards or voices over the intercom. If your little plan worked and you did manage to make it out of this room where would you run off to? Escaping here was a start but it was recklessly dangerous to just run down any corridor and pray you came across the docking chamber and miraculously commandeer a ship.
Your thoughts were cut off as the silence was broken by the approaching of footsteps, they were heavy and hasty and they were stomping right up to your door. You get to your feet ready to face Kayn when the door automatically slides open at Kayn's presence. You didn't bother to take in how pissed he already looked when you lunged at him throwing you and himself out of the door. He falls onto his back and you land on top of him and instantly begin to smash your fists into him. It gave you the perfect opening to grapple with him, your hands wrapping around his throat and holding him down. As you expected the cuffs were triggered and you gripped Kayn by the throat as the electric shock surged through the both of you.
Kayn grunted and let out a growl of pain. "Grragh! The hell is wrong with you!?" His body convulsed under yours as you strongly held still refusing to let go as you continue to wail down on Kayn, attempting to inflict as much damage as possible. Eventually, the ordinal stops struggling for leverage and begins to curl up in pain. He clutches his arms tightly to his chest as he groans in pain, his breath becoming shallow and panting.
"You're. One. Tricky little bastard" Kayn huffs out between pants, you stumble off of him and get to your trembling legs, dragging yourself away from him. "And your one insufferable asshole" Kayns lips pull taught into a grimace as he gets up himself picking up the scythe he dropped in the process. You kicked yourself mentally for not taking that scythe for yourself but as you looked at it you felt a growing pit in your stomach that maybe you shouldn't even try touching it...
Kayn's grip on your thought breaks you out of the trance you weren't aware that scythe had on you. You blinked shocked and tried to wriggle free. "Oh just stop it already!" Kayn snaps at you his fingers crushing your windpipe. "Do you want to be free or not?!" from his hold you force your head to nod and with an annoyed grunt he lets you go. At the same time, your wrists finally feel light as the cuffs automatically unlock and drop to the floor with a clank. Before you can look down to check your wrists for bruises the glowing blade of that scythe swings up grazing the skin of your throat.
"You wont try anything do you understand?" Kayn's grunt voice stressed. You nod again knowing that you had used your body past its limits with the soreness of yesterday and now the extreme electrocution having zapped all of your energy. Kayn on the other hand was still able to exude force when necessary. For the meantime you would need to play along until a better opportunity struck. Kayn's cold blue eye glares at you "Good now put on that damn shirt you intended on stealing from me. I'll have something more suited to you later."
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Uncomfortable was the word to describe your current position, you shrunk into your chair as you sat out in the main control center of the ship. You were situated next to Kayn who although wasn't directly looking at you, you still felt heavily observed.
Kayn was currently typing at his ship computer, multiple hologram screens float around him with random data being displayed. You weren't trusted to be left alone so the Ordinal had taken it upon himself to constantly watch over you while he worked. Kayn had promised you your freedom if you promised to be on your best behavior. Currently, the Locus Armada mother ship was on route between planets in deep space and with the Ordinal being highly engrossed with something, it looked like you may be stuck with him for a little while.
Kayn continued to grow more and more frustrated as you watched his sharp features curl in annoyance and his blue eye narrow at his screens. He seemed to be in the process of tracking something, various mugshots of people were on display and out of boredom and curiosity you looked at them from your seat. There were four icons all with the wanted status, seemingly a crew of space pirates. Kayn was beginning to mumble under his breath and talking to himself.
The muttering was deep but hushed which made your ears strain to hear the specifics of his mumbling. He was simply talking to himself, or at least that's what you figured not noticing how his eye would flick to his scythe and his grip on it would change every time he whispered something.
You decide to pipe up "How long do I have to be here?" Kayn groans "When we land on Demaxia_Alpha you'll be free to leave." You scoff, "I don't want to be dropped of in the middle of your fascist empire".
"Well I dont think you can be picky considering how you got here in the first place" Kayn sends you a scowl. "Im doing you a gracious favor for not just killing you earlier." You give Kayn a dirty look before shifting in your seat and looking ahead out the main window.
Your mind wanders back to those four people you saw on Kayn's monitor earlier. "Who were those people?" You ask. Kayn responded in a soft gruff voice "Just some space pirates".
"Space pirates? seems a little below your grade, why is some Ordinal like yourself chasing after lowly criminals?"..."Is the great Demaxian empire running low on staff?" you ask smugly. Kayn isn't amused by you but doesn't mind indulging your questions.
"The morning star is a group of low lives that took something from me" He says bringing up one of the profiles. A woman clothed in cerulean robes accented with gold embellishments that harmonized with her golden eyes.
"She's beautiful" you excalim breathlessly. Kayn merely grunts seemingly uninterested, you give him the side eye and scold him. "Well aren't you a shitty boyfriend for two reasons now". Kayn snaps his head towards you "What!? No! Shes not my-" Kayn groans "That Templar is the key to opening the Ora Gates." You sit up from your seat intrigued. "The Ora Gates?"
"Yes! Pay attention. You do know what ora is right? Or should I assume a peasant like you is uneducated?" Your eyes narrow as you send Kayn a "fuck you" expression.
"I know what ora is, its that weird gold essence core worlds use to power their metropolises" you reply.
"Its more than that" Kayn chimes in "it's the lifeblood of all civilization. Our magnificent empire is fueled by it but also promises untold power to those who can wield it for themselves…" You look doubtfully and sassily ask.
"I thought privileged men with an education didn't believe in bullshit myths" Kayn rolls his eyes and clicks his tongue in annoyance.
"The Ora Gates are a mythical, poorly understood artifact and they are very much real. According to our scans, there is a strange, esoteric power locked within." Kayn glances down at his hand which he balls into a fist determined. "I intend to be the one who opens the Ora Gate and become an invincible, immortal being. The greatest threat the universe has ever known." You scoff and roll your eyes. "Whats so funny to you lowlife?"
"You sound like an ambitious wannabe."
"Let's see where you and your big mouth stand when I do ascend".
You let out a laugh "Oh how edgy~" you say teasingly.
"Do you want to know how this pertains to Sona or not?"
"Sona?" Your eyes glance over to the screen where the templars profile is displayed along with her name...Sona. "Ah right, Sona"
"Sona is or was a part of the Templar Order and is THE MOST gifted templar of them all, She has the rare ability to commune directly with the ora-producing megafauna and can harness Ora without augments. Only she can guide me toward fully unlocking my latent powers through the Ora Gate." Kayn turns back to his monitors his brow furrowing again in distain. "I had her in my possession when three months ago she was ripped from my grasp by the syndicate, now she is with this ''morning star''. I must get her back, she belongs to me and no one will stand in my way."
You merely nod after absorbing all this information. You knew of the Syndicate they were THE more reputable rebel group sabotaging the Demaxian empire. You wished to be a part of them but it was difficult to find them, afterall, the Syndicate needed to be as secretive as possible to elude the Demaxian empire.
"Are you sure you don't want to join my Locus Armada? We could use such a determined fighter like yourself, being a part of the empire let alone an Ordinals personal army has many luxurious perks." You shoot Kayn a death glare. How dare he ask you such a brainless question, had he not forgot what punishment he enforced on you last night? You may have not been a pathetic, broken mess after that experience, but that did not mean you didn't feel just as disgusted and violated. You managed to hate the empire more than you thought was humanly possible. Kayn sighs but continues to look indifferent to your refusal.
"Shut up Rhaast." Your bitterness just got ignited.
"Excuse me?"
"Its nothing peasant" Kayn retorts waving you off. You wanted to rip him a new one right there right now but you bit your tongue. What kind of an insult was ''Rust'' anyway? Demaxians were so weird.
A notification beeps alerting Kayn and yourself. "looks like we're in orbit of Demaxia_Alpha, we're going to land soon. You'll be free to leave shortly".
After the Mother ship: Fractal Shear landed and all procedures were seen through, everyone on board began to depart. Before leaving the ship, you were given "casual attire" to change into by one of Kayns men. Casual was an insulting word for these clothes as when you checked the tag your jaw dropped to see the brand logo of a common but expensive apparel corporation. Of course, these pricks had so much money they can simply throw Mugler like it was no expense.
You were escorted to the exit of the ship along side Kayn who maintained an air of confidence. His chest puffed out broadly and he took long powerful strides, still carrying that decorative scythe. You had yet to see him without it. But your mind was elsewhere.
"Kayn-"
"Thats Ordinal Shieda Kayn to you".
".....whatever. Why did you let me live?" You ask as you continue to keep pace with the tall Demaxian Ordinal.
There was a silent pause for a moment as the two of you continued to walk through the many hallways towards the main exit.
"I am a man of my word, I did promise to let you off scott free if you managed to win our duel yesterday. I'll admit I was planning to kill you but you managed to survive and match my strength which intrigues me greatly" Kayn says his eyes flicking to yours as he takes in your appearance.
"You don't look to have any augmentations and my scans confirm that you have no bio enhancements like myself which intrigues me. Just how was a little nobody like you able to stand against me?" Kayn chuckles. "While it does make me wonder I have more pressing matters to attend to. You were simply a little set back to my schedule, I should've just thrown you into the prisons to have you sentenced later but I did need to let off some steam."
You look ahead. It was lucky circumstances you were here, then again your freedom you had now came at a cost. Now that you had arrived at Demaxia_Alpha you would need to figure out things on your own. You planned to get away from the capitol, far away as humanly possible from this retched empire. How tormenting it was that in order to get away from Kayn first you would need to be escorted through the Demaxian Royal palace...
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Part two its out! Thanks for making it this far! If you didn't figure out by now this isn't a one shot but a full on story I hope to complete.
Part 3 Out now
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centipedelightning · 9 months
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Hear me out Val
Sans, Papyrus, Red and Edge (separate) with an S/O that has a huge crush on. One of the fictional guys to ever; Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove and watches the movie every weekend
toni you're so real omg. kronk is The Man Ever. This is gonna be a bit short sorry lmao
| UT/UF x gn!Reader || Romantic || Fluff |
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Sans
Sans is secure in himself and your relationship to not get Genuinely jealous.
That doesn't mean he won't be super annoying jokingly though.
His ass is sat every weekend to watch it with you but just know that he will throw himself across your lap whining lightheartedly if you ever vocally crush on Kronk.
"you like him more than meeeee. oh woe is meeee"
It's remixes of that for the Entire film.
Start talking about Kronk too much and he'll just slap a boney hand on your face.
Papyrus
Papyrus is Kronk is a different font come on now.
He loves watching Emperor's New Grove with you because he genuinely enjoys the movie.
He has tried to replicate some of Kronk's recipes from the beginning of the movie with you for your watch party.
The success of that attempt is solely on your cooking skill and ability to wrangle the guy in the kitchen.
Papyrus will pause the movie to get up and pose for any scene you are clearly crushing extra hard on.
He had been planning a couple's costume with him as Kronk.
Red
Kronk is so wildly different from Red and he knows it.
He pouts the whole movie.
He attends every viewing every weekend just to sit there and moderate.
Despite his pouting, he does love the movie and will quote lines as they happen. He'd never admit it but he also has a crush on Kronk.
If you ever manage to pull that information out of him, you two can bond over shared thirst.
Edge
Shameless.
No matter what you say about Kronk, Edge will loudly and proudly proclaim all the ways he's better.
Similar to Papyrus, he also tries to make a few foods Kronk does.
Dissimilarly, you have no hope of stepping in to save the food and it comes out burnt to a crisp and completely inedible.
It's up to you whether you want to take a bite.
If you start playing up the thirst, he will just (playfully) wrestle you off the couch or bed to shut you up.
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x-heroesandvillains · 5 months
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The Principle ~ *Lee Jooyeon*
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Summary: Jooyeon is not jealous. He just doesn't think you should buy your own hoodie. That's his job, you know? But no, he's not jealous.
Pairing: Lee Jooyeon X G/N!Reader
Genre: Fluffy Drabble
Word Count: 757
Warning: N/A
Masterlist
Taglist: @plutonieve
“You look ridiculous.”
Sticking your tongue out at your boyfriend, you tugged at the huge hoodie you were wearing around your shoulders tighter. “You’re just jealous. That’s what you are.”
Jooyeon began to sputter, choking on his own saliva. “Wha-pa-ca-ta JEALOUS? I am NOT jealous!”
You burst out laughing so hard you almost peed yourself. “OH MY GOD! YES YOU SO ARE! YOU ARE JEALOUS!”
“I AM NOT!”
“Tell that to your face and how you’ve been acting all day.” You shot back, still laughing your ass off.
He pouted, crossing his arms over his chest for the twelfth time that day. “I’ve told you a thousand times I am not jealous and I will never be jealous. I don’t get jealous.”
You scoffed, finally calming your laughter a little. “Oh sure you don’t. You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met. And I know O.de.”
Jooyeon groaned, rolling his eyes. “Do not compare me to that child. I am not a child.”
“Well, you are acting a lot like one so it’s a fair comparison.”
Your teasing made his frown worsen, which made him look madder than he probably was. Probably. “You’re a jerk, you know that?”
Shrugging, you answered, “So I’ve been told.”
When he didn’t respond after a while, you sighed in exasperation. “Look, just admit you’re jealous and I’ll do something about it, alright?”
“I told you! I. Am. Not. Jealous!” He snapped.
You scoffed. “Fine. Whatever you say. I’m not going to change anything then.”
“Fine!” He shot back, turning his face away from you.
The two of you sat in silence for a good fifteen minutes. You were honestly kind of impressed. With how Jooyeon has been acting all day, you thought that perhaps he’d break already. However, he seemed to have a stronger resolve than you initially thought. You had to give credit where credit is due.
“ALRIGHT FINE!” He shouted, causing you to jump slightly. “I AM JEALOUS! THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY TO KNOW I JUST ADMITTED THAT MAYBE SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, I DO GET JEALOUS? HUH?”
You started laughing again, but not as hard as you did earlier. Nevertheless, you shrugged, “Maybe I am. Maybe I am a little happy you finally acknowledged that you’re jealous of a goddamn hoodie.”
“IT’S THE PRINCIPLE, Y/N!” He continued. “I’M THE BOYFRIEND! I’M THE ONE WITH THE BIG, COMFY HOODIES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING! I’M THE ONE WHO SUPPLIES THEM IN THE RELATIONSHIP! YOU DON’T NEED TO GO OUT AND BUY YOUR OWN!”
“But it was on sale!” You whined. “And it was super cute and comfy! I just had to get it!”
Jooyeon pouted. “But if you buy your own hoodie, then what is my role in the relationship? I mean, if I’m not giving you my hoodie every second of the day, who am I?”
Chuckling, you wrapped your arms around him. Ignoring his whines about being touched by the “traitor” hoodie, you said, “Jooyeon, sweetie, your role in the relationship is the angel. We’re like the angel and demon from the Emperor’s New Groove that Kronk sees and talks to. You’re the sweet one and I’m the devilish one. You’re not simply my hoodie dealer.”
He sighed. “But maybe I wanted to be both.”
“You can be.” You assured him as you stroked his hair comfortingly. “But you’re my angel first and foremost, okay?”
Jooyeon simply shrugged, looking away. Mumbling under his breath, he said, “It doesn’t even smell like me.”
“Well it does now since you hugged me.”
Again, he shrugged. “True, I guess.”
With a chuckle, you pressed a soft kiss to his forehead. “You know I love you right? And if you love me just as much as I love you, we’ll put this whole hoodie debacle behind us once and for all. Okay?”
Looking deep into your eyes, he quickly switched the roles of the hug. Now you were the one in his arms, his fingers gently gripping your chin to keep your focus on him. Before you knew it he swept you into a deep kiss, enough to make your eyelids flutter shut and your knees basically turn to Jell-o.
When he pulled away, he whispered. “I do love you, very much. No matter what you do and how crazy you make me, I will always love you. And I don’t want to fight with you like this again, okay? It’s not worth it.”
You snorted. “Obviously. It’s just a hoodie.”
“IT’S THE PRINCIPLE!”
“Here we go again…”
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ssadumba55 · 1 year
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Masterlist: Walt Disney Animated Pictures (Pt. 1)
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All my writing for Peter Pan, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, A Goofy Movie, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire and Wish will be linked here!
Imagines full one shots with your favourite Disney characters
PETER PAN
Peter Pan Neverland (Gender Neutral Reader)
ALADDIN
Aladdin The Palace (Gender Neutral Reader)
Genie Piano (Gender Neutral Reader)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
Nothing Yet
THE LITTLE MERMAID
Ariel Muse (Gender Neutral Reader)
A GOOFY MOVIE
Nothing Yet
HERCULES
Nothing Yet
MULAN
Nothing Yet
TARZAN
Jane Porter Jungle Girl (Female Reader)
EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE
Kuzco Puppy Love (Female Reader)
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE
Milo Thatch Sidelines (FtM Reader)
Headcanons Headcanons that relate to Disney characters
Max Goof and Bobby Zimmeruski Crush Headcanons (Gender Neutral) Christmas with Max Goof (Gender Neutral & Autistic Reader) Dating Peter Pan Would Include (Gender Neutral) Christmas on Neverland Would Include (Gender Neutral) Princes/Villains Kissing Headcanons (Gender Neutral) Disney Characters Tucking You In (Gender Neutral) Disney Characters Cuddling (Gender Neutral) Spending Halloween with Disney Characters (Gender Neutral) Being Aladdin's Friend (Gender Neutral) Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 1 (Gender Neutral) Disney Princesses and their Ideal Partners Pt. 2 (Gender Neutral) General Emperor Kuzco Headcanons (Gender Neutral)
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veliana · 2 months
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𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓷𝓮𝔂
🎀: Headcanons 🌙 : Fiction (by fiction, I mean writings, whether one-shot or in multiple parts)
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𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐮𝐳𝐜𝐨
• General headcanon 🎀
• With the strong s/o 🎀
• With a protective reader 🎀
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𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐥
• Shy love 🌙
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𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐡𝐢
• General dating headcanons 🎀
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moralesirl · 2 months
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imagine a yzma and kronk (emperors new groove) dynamic BUT WITH GRAVES X READER EEEEEEE
big dumb lovable male wife reader x always scheming trying to kill whoever to get what he wants graves
reader making graves a big meal after one of graves’ plans fails n’ he comes home all irritated!! <333
then whenever graves’ is mad he insults readers cooking n’ reader walks away like a kicked puppy, sad because his beloved husband doesn’t like his baked potatoes :(
PLSSS BRAINROTTING RN
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leelany-world · 6 months
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Thank you for the tag @sweeteatercat 💙
tag 9 people to get to know better!
1. 3 ships: RK1K, RK1700/RK960, RK2500/RK1760 (just throw all the four RKs together 💙) + honorable mention: Connorkus (or North60? North/Chloe? + x reader and many rarepairs more)
2. first ever ship: Johnlock (the first real one with fandom stuff and fanfic reading etc., yes, I'm late 😄)
3. last song: "Last Resort (Reimagined)" by Falling in Reverse
4. last movie: "The Emperor's New Groove" (for fic research and fun 😂)
5. currently reading: dbh fics (I'm having such a hard time focusing on a story right now...)
6. currently watching: Bodies
7. currently consuming: Peppermint tea with honey (against my cold)
8. currently craving: being able to taste something (damn cold), and being able to focus
9. tagging: No pressure! @chaos-thirium, @shinyportalsandthings, @keined, @katlakitty, @cptjh-arts, @chamaguun, @middleofnothing, @thirium-800, @sheyshocked
+ everyone who reads this and wants to participate 🤗
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the-fiction-witch · 1 year
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Old
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Character Thomas Brodie Sangster
Couple Thomas X Reader
Rating Sad + cute
Concept The Passage Of Time
I smiled as I pushed myself up out of bed with a slight yawn taking my glass from the bedside table and having a sip of the cold water. "Ummm" I smiled "good morning!" I gleaned 
"Please don't -' whined from beside me, I glanced down at the covers seeing Thomas in bed beside me tucked up with the covers looking uncomfortable and in pain 
"Don't what?"
"Not so loud darling" he whines 
"Ohh what's the matter?" 
"I'm hungover pet" 
"Hungover?" 
"Ummm" he groans rubbing his eyes 
"We had like… maybe three glasses of wine last night?" 
"Yes."
"Your hungover from that?"
"Need o remind you I'm thirty two. I might not bloody look it, but I am. Stuff hits you harder when you get to my age" he pouts 
"Your age? Awww you're adorable when your grouchy" I giggled giving him a kiss "coffee?"
"Yes please darling"
"Alright," I smiled getting out of bed and slipping on my slippers and robe "would you like me to bring you the paper and your morning pills?" I giggled
His only response was to hold his middle finger up at me.
I went and made our coffee bringing it back to him in the bed sitting with him as I had my own 
"Thank you y/n"
"Your welcome grumpy butt" 
"I'm allowed to be grumpy I'm in pain"
"You know how you could not be in pain?"
"Umm?"
"If you drank water before bed like I told you too I don't have a hang over and I drank the exact same as you"
"Yes however you are y/a/g younger then me."
"So?"
"So. Your not withering away yet"
"Withering?"
"In the middle ages I would have been dead by now. And my body knows I should be dead."
"Yes a time without toilet roll. Health care. Or you know… soap" 
"Still" 
"Alright Thomas of you say so" I laughed getting my whole deciding to be mean to him "hey Thomas?"
"Umm?"
"Death cure came out five years ago"
"..... Did it?"
"Ummm humm" I nodded
"I… I… oh god. It did didn't it?"
"It did"
"I… I really need to call dylan" 
"Jeremy Clarkson left top gear eight years ago" 
"No."
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"That was eight years ago?" 
"Yes it was"
".... It can't be"
"Twenty fifteen. Eight years ago"
"Oh my god." He sighed 
"You remember fifty shades of grey?"
"Unfortunately yes."
"That was ten years ago"
"No!"
"Yep"
"That is not possible"
"Very possible. And true. It's height of popularity was twenty thirteen ten years ago" 
"Why does that feel like two years ago?"
"Cause your old" I giggled
"I feel old."
"London Olympics was eleven years ago"
".... Are you serious?"
"I am serious"
"This is not making me feel better. In the slightest I hope you know that"
"I know"
"It was eleven years ago"
"I went to see one of them. The… I think 500 meter swim? Might have been a driving? I don't remember all I remember is the pool"
"I watched the ceremony on TV because I got the day off school"
"... It's moments like that I suddenly gets reminded to me that you're younger then I am" 
"Thomas?"
"Yes"
"When did Michael Jackson die?"
"A few years ago, like a little while ago now."
"2009"
"Was it?"
"Yes. Fourteen years ago" 
"Was it really fourteen years ago?"
"Yep, same year avatar"
"Avatar is fourteen years old!"
'yes it is. Just now getting a sequel"
"I saw that in the cinema"
"Fourteen years ago. You were nineteen"
"Please stop. This actually hurts me."
"Breaking bad's first season came out in 2008. Fifteen years ago"
"No. This can't be real" 
"Revenge of the sith came out in 2005" I giggled
"No!"
"Yes"
"That's not possible. I did not come out that long ago"
"Yes it did Thomas. You were fifteen. Almost eighteen years ago"
"Revenge of the sith cannot be eighteen"
"It's old enough to drink Thomas"
"No!"
"The emperors new groove came out in 2000"
"No!"
"Yes"
"No!"
"Yes it's twenty three years old"
"It can't be twenty three"
"Yes it can. And so is cast away"
"That's not possible. I think I'm freaking out right now. What happened to time!"
"The Nokia 3310. Came out in September of 2000. Twenty three years ago!" I laughed
"Make it stop" he pleads hiding under his pillow 
"Disney's Hercules came out in 1997. Twenty six years ago"
"Nooooooooo!" He whines 
"Yep. The live action Flintstones movie came out on 1994. And you were not even five"
"Make it stop. I don't like this…"
"You were born the same year as a super NES" 
"No! It can't be that- that's not possible! That… that would make me…" he sat up upset
"Thirty two." I smiled giving him a kiss "thirty three in may" 
"Let me die. I have lived to long" 
"Hey Thomas?"
"Yes?" He sighed 
"Officially they class the start of early middle age-"
"Don't. you. fucking. dare."
"Early middle age is 35!" I giggled hidding slightly under the covers
He sighed and laid down next to me "can I atleast have a mid life crisis? Get a cool car? Go on cool holidays? Loose my mind a little"
"No."
"Fine. At Least I have a sexy younger wife to entertain me" he smirked cuddling me closer  
"Aww cute" I smiled nuzzling closer to him "I still love you"
"I love you too darling" 
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Most Stylish Competition official bracket!
list under bracket since the image quality died
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List:
Group1/2:
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic series) VS. Sans (Undertale)
Mel Medarda (Arcane) VS. Sailor Pluto (Sailor Moon)
Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) VS. ENA (ENA)
Shinji Hirako (Bleach) VS. Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader)
Gyorik "York" Rogdul (Drawtectives) VS. Eugene Finch (Drawtectives)
Elliot Goss (Search Party) VS. The Weird Guy (The Hollow)
Draculaura (Monster High) VS. Frankie Stein (Monster High)
Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) VS. Manfred Von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Group1:
Team Rocket (Pokémon) VS. winner of 1/2.1
Papyrus (Undertale) VS. Waluigi (Super Mario Bros)
Mettaton (Undertale) VS. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)
Cecil (Welcome to Nightvale) VS. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal)
Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh) VS. Ryan Evans (High School Musical)
The Onceler (The Lorax) VS. Harry Dubois (Disco Elysium)
Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo) VS. Hunter (The Owl House)
Teruki "Teru" Hanazawa (Mob Psycho 100) VS. Shigeo Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100)
Group2:
Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler) VS. winner of 1/2.2
Yor Forger (Spy x Family) VS. Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)
Miss Piggy (Muppets) VS. Rarity (My Little Pony)
Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog) VS. Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
Marz (I Was A Teenage Exocolonist) VS. Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
Lelouch (Code Geass) VS. Consul Valerius (Arcana)
Sensei Garmadon (Ninjago) VS. Taako (The Adventure Zone)
Mitsuba Sousuke (Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun) VS. Rias Gremory (High School DxD)
Group3:
Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekai) VS. winner of 1/2.3
Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase) VS. Luz Noceda (The Owl House)
Pearl Houzuki (Splatoon) VS. Gumi (Vocaloid)
Dr. Starline (Sonic series) VS. Jinafire Long (Monster High)
Noctis Lucis Caelum (Final Fantasy XV) VS. Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank)
Frank N Furter (Rocky Horror Show) VS. Dean Pelton (Community)
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) VS. Eleven Hopper (Stranger Things)
Gonzo (Muppets) VS. Gyro Zeppeli (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Group4:
Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) VS. winner of 1/2.4
Red Hood (DC Comics) VS. Nightwing (DC Comics)
Professor Venomous (OKKO Let's Be Heroes) VS. Noisemaster (Cucumber Quest)
Inspector Cabanela (Ghost Trick) VS. Shelby Presipence (Plainview)
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS. Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Coco Adel (RWBY) VS. Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
Susie Greene (Curb Your Enthusiasm) VS. Boyd Crowder (Justified)
Al Calavicci (Quantum Leap) VS. The Obituary Writer (Death By Dying)
Group5:
Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls) VS. winner of 1/2.5
Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish) VS. Nana "Hachi" Komatsu (Nana)
Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) VS. Lilith Clawthorne (The Owl House)
Darius Deamonne (The Owl House) VS. Sanji (One Piece)
Link (Zelda: Breath of the Wild) VS. Spock (Star Trek)
Apollo (Hades) VS. Zagreus (Hades)
Rhonda Wellington Lloyd (Hey Arnold) VS. Malfina (Conneticut Clark)
Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) VS. Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo)
Group6:
Steven Stone (Pokémon) VS. winner of 1/2.6
Yuki Rurikawa (Act! Addict! Actors!) VS. Nikki (Love Nikki Dress Up Queen)
Bruno Bucciarati (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) VS. Padme Amidala (Star Wars)
Zhongli (Genshin Impact) VS. Franziska Von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney) VS. Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul)
Grillby (Undertale) VS. Spades Slick (Homestuck)
Prosciutto (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) VS. Kira Yoshikage (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Mr. Compress (My Hero Academia) VS. Swatch (Deltarune)
Group7:
Loki (Marvel) VS. winner of 1/2.7
Castiel (Supernatural) VS. Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Hypnos (Hades) VS. Alucard (Castlevania)
Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) VS. Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) VS. Anthony J. Crowley (Good Omens)
Luce (Drawfee) VS. Mac McDonald (Always Sunny)
Villager (Animal Crossing) VS. Blathers (Animal Crossing)
Jurgen (Sam & Max) VS. Rosemaster (Cucumber Quest)
Group8:
Joker (Persona 5) VS. winner of 1/2.8
Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS. Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
The Doctor (Doctor Who series) VS. Sissel (Ghost Trick)
Professor Hershel Layton (Professor Layton) VS. King Dice (Cuphead)
Jolyne Cujoh (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) VS. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
Samus (Metroid) VS. Velma (Scooby-Doo)
Harper Finkle (Wizards of Waverly Place) VS. Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
Fran Fine (The Nanny) VS. Klaus Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy)
Good luck to everyone who's voting and have fun!
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