#then i found out hes a pro

[ncmadsteve]

TJC and ZYX performing ZXY's song So Good 2017.05

#tan jianci #okay also tagging #zhao yongxin #he is in this gifset as well thus time #tjcs gremlin smiles make this peak gay marketing performance even better #damn remember me thinking that everyone can play in a bl adaptation once in their lives #then i found out hes a pro #anyway give this song a listen as well i like it #ofc like it even more here where its with tjc.... #ALSO pls note the huge cctv logo in the right top corner #ah....

[milkbreadtoast]

"The perfect orv dub/Kim Dokja voice doesnt exis-"

EXPLAIN THIS!!!!! (@voiceactorken on youtube!!!)

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #전지적 독자 시점 #kim dokja #yu junghyeok #yoo joonghyuk #desperately trying to share this fandub w everyone i can so posting abt it here too #i even did a quick edit w the english panels so its easy to follow along #im only doing it for this vid only tho PLS CHECK THE REST OUT ON HIS CHANNEL #BUT ANYWAY THIS DOKJA VOICE IS TOOOO GOOD??? IM LITCHERALLY OBSESSED #like i feel like dokja is a chara thats hard to get just right #BUT THIS GUY.... HE IS DOKJA #LIKE... JUST WATCH IT IM SPEECHLESS #AND ALSO WATCH THE NEW YRS GREETING ONE ITS SOO CUTE #his voice and acting are both SOOOO perfect??? #literally dropped to my knees in despair when i found out this was a fandub I WANT HIM TO BE OFFICIALLY CAST AS DOKJA SO BAD #THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD TO BE A FANDUB..... SOBS #yjh is amazing too but dokja is the real star of this fandub imo (and im yjh bias KDJSK) #like i could imagine other deep voiced pro VAs for yjh (eg jang minhyeok) #but this guy... i didnt picture dokja sounding like this but after hearing him i now i dont want anyone else😭😭 #IM LIKE THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE ONE... #watch them cast some other pro VA as dokja and ill just be mourning bc it just doesnt hit the same as mr ken from youtube

[void-and-virtue]

Neil as a team captain is positively delightful, because making him captain is both absolutely insane and absolutely brilliant. It capitalizes on the passive effect of having one (1) Neil Josten (god knows the world couldn’t handle if there were more of him) on the team in the most efficient way. Like. I’m 90% sure that after spending some time around him on the same team, most people will look up to him completely awestruck for how much he has impacted their lives, but that’s just not what is actually happening here. I feel like what’s going on is this:

Neil is a terribly amazing choice for team captain entirely because Neil is a meddlesome little asshole who will forcibly fix all of his teammates’ personal problems and improve their entire lives for literally no other reason than that he needs them to be able to focus on fucking ball so he can win at sports. It’s not even that he genuinely cares about people and their well-being (apart from his original foxes). He just gets pissed when things aren’t working properly because it makes Exy annoying when the lineup can’t communicate. Exy isn’t supposed to be annoying. Exy is life. He’d meddle whether he is captain or not, but by making him captain, he has so much more official executive power at his hands. It’s like people are explicitly asking for him to do his worst. So, fueled by his own competitiveness and love for the sport, off he goes.

Neil is just as bad as Kevin when it comes to his Exy obsession. The major difference between them is that Kevin is endlessly tactical and he runs Exy with a focus on a technical and physical level entirely, whereas Neil’s approach is to look beyond a lack of practice and basically psychoanalyzing people on why they are not doing 110% for Exy. Kevin says “let’s run this drill 500 times, then we will inevitably be better”. Meanwhile Neil is scheming how to coerce and bribe people into life-changing decisions and long-needed healing, entirely because he wants to optimize playing a sport. Exy is a team sport, which is why this is the most logical approach his little Exy brain comes up with rather than minding his own fucking business. He looks at the team and is like “is anyone gonna whip this into shape? No?? I’ll fucking do it then cowards” and goes and does exactly that. It’s like he’s fixing the equipment so he can play.

I don’t think anyone except for Andrew is really aware that Neil really isn’t doing this out of the innate goodness of his heart, but because his personal brand of practicality involves the most convoluted and creative kind of scheming. I feel like Neil is a lot more selfish than people give him credit for. Sure, there’s people he cares deeply and unconditionally for, but that’s really not everyone. It’s fascinating to watch, especially because it’s not like he ever hides that he doesn’t particularly care, but people kinda assume he does, because why else would he put in this much effort?

Exy. The answer is Exy.

#Andrew hates him for this #but I also feel like it’s Andrew’s favorite pass time to just watch Neil do as Neil does #you can’t take the meddling out of Neil #first year was Neil meddling on steroids basically bc he thought he was gonna die so he had to optimize Exy to play and had no choice #that’s how he fixed the foxes the first time #but even so #even if he doesn’t care about most of the new foxes or his eventual pro teams as much #I don’t think he will ever stop with this kind of stuff because I’m dead certain he gets so annoyed when exy isn’t exy-ing #that he ends up fixing problems the majority of people would not be able to eben pick up on just by association #Neil ‘he found their humanity interesting’ Josten #he doesn’t need the death threats to motivate him #somewhere in the background Andrew is watching his every move and realizing time and time again how terrifyingly smart Neil is #and how well he can put his observations to use in really ruthless unapologetic ways #and then Andrew is faced with the reality that all of that brainpower is being used for exy and exy alone #thinking about Neil will kill that man one day I stg #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg headcanon #aftg meta #character analysis #post canon #the foxhole court #tfc

[sipsteainanxiety]

for so long, midoriya and bakugou had competed with each other over the title of number one hero.

constantly butting heads both inside and outside of class, trying to one-up each other out in the field, fighting together to nitpick at their strengths and weaknesses. they were both so steadfast in their decision to be at the top, nothing seemed like it could sway them.

it had gotten to the point where everyone in their little class at yuuei ruminated on who would be the victor. they were both strong—terrifyingly so—and had potential that reached the very stars. they were leagues ahead of their colleagues as they grew and this was recognized—even celebrated in some cases.

people starting placing bets once they'd all graduated, judging the two based on how well they interacted with people, dealt with villains, supported fellow heroes—everything.

of course, they each had their own separate strengths and weaknesses. where bakugou prevailed with his flashy, explosive quirk, devilish good looks, and minor injuries when dealing with villains, midoriya fell. where midoriya prevailed with his kind smile, heartwarming words towards civilians, and willingness to help even small-time heroes, bakugou fell. they see-sawed—balanced each other out—but they were too thick-headed to realize as they focused on themselves.

they had to work hard as sidekicks to make their way up to the pro-hero status. they busted their asses, put their all into saving people. the race to the top was as invigorating and demanding as ever, but by god they were going to win.

so when it was finally time for the yearly reveal on the top ten pro-heroes of japan, they both waited with bated breaths. who was it going to be?

dynamite? with his 100% win-rate against villains and deadly efficiency?

or deku? with his blinding smile and determination to save everyone?

the answer? it was neither of them.

it was you.

you, with your warm smiles that made your eyes crinkle and put anyone at ease. you with your strength, your powerful quirk, that could save anyone within minutes—seconds, even. you, with a public approval rate that skyrocketed once you were out on the scene. you, who had snuck up behind them and caught them both completely by surprise.

they'd been so wrapped up in competing with each other that they hadn't realized there were other heroes with the same goal—same potential.

midoriya was stupefied and immediately started flipping through his hero journal so he could see if he'd written anything on you. he hadn't—you'd appeared seemingly out of nowhere. he mumbled to himself and started looking you up, pouring over article after article, watching interview after interview.

bakugou was outraged—justifiably so, in his opinion. who was this fucking extra that stole the number one spot from him? he sneered at the picture of you on the official hero ranking website. he made a promise to himself then and there that he would beat you, no matter what it would take.

after so many years of vying against each other, midoriya and bakugou finally had a common goal that didn't involve fighting between themselves. and that was to win against you.

but you wouldn't make it easy for them, that was for sure.

and if they found themselves developing teeny little crushes as they saw you more and more, practically inserting themselves into your life in an attempt to topple you from the number one spot, well... that wasn't anyone's business now, was it?

#im sorry deku but with how the anime describes him as bland looking i think thats gna translate to when he becomes a pro LOL #bakugou x reader #midoriya x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #midoriya izuku x reader #deku x reader #izuku x reader #katsuki x reader #someone had asked for a powerful reader and tho this wasnt their request i found myself writing this anyways LOLL #i just think it would be soo funny if u came out of nowhere like SIKE im the number one hero now bitches

[sinnamonpork]

[somewhere in a rundown apartment]

Dabi: Should I or should I not fuck the hot pro hero that is most likely a spy for the commission?

Mr. Compress: You shouldn't.

Dabi: I know right? But there's something in his eyes that's just begging for me to ride that hero dick.

Kurogiri: Dabi that is a bad idea.

Dabi: Hmm you're right. You only live once and all that. I shouldn't let this chance pass by.

Shigaraki: Fucking hell let the dumbass be. If he wants to be stabbed by an overgrown chicken then that's his choice.

Toga: He came as he died.

Dabi: *continues to sigh dreamily while posting Hawks' posters around his room*

#dabi is down bad for this man #divorce arc happened bc he didn't get to fuck the spy before he betrayed them #this is canon now #shiggy be judgy when he knows full well he's the same level of simp for rumi #dabihawks #dabi x hawks #touya x keigo #dabi #todoroki touya #pro hero hawks #takami keigo #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #kurogiri #mr. compress #himiko toga #i feel bad for spinner i keep leaving him out #im so sorry my lizard boi #league of villains #the league is the found family trope and i'll die on this hill #mha #bnha #imagines #incorrect dabihawks #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect league of villains

[punkeropercyjackson]

This y'all's 'queer-coded and realistically healthy m/f ship'?????

#i googled the first quote because i was gonna use it for a different ship involving a character who's a percy kinnie and now i'm like NVMMMM #sometimes i think 'maybe i should give them chance' then i'm reminded this is their canonical consistent dynamic and proven right to be ant #another one i remember but can't find is that percy was immediately temped to attack the hunters bc he found out annabeth considered joinin #they really are eachother's poison huh #anti percabeth #rr crit #percy jackson #perseo jackson #persephone jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson defense squad #pro annabeth chase #pjo #hoo #tods #pjo disney+ #lesbiannabeth #he/him lesbian annabeth supremacy #butchbeth #black percy #latino percy #punk!percy #autistic percy jackson #team parent percy jackson #edgelord annabeth chase #cisheteronormativity #toxicity tw #summerposting #trans(fem) percy jackson #bigender percy jackson

[skeletalheartattack]

#for context. a few weeks back i was playing on a fast respawn 2fort server #mostly because i just wanted to just. hang out somewhere without any real serious gameplay happening #that said. for the first few hours i was playing on there. was mostly playing gunslinger engineer and detonator pyro #and we had a good push up into their base but were stuck just at the entrance. with a heavy hold from the enemy team #but after a while. i just kinda got bored and wanted to just fuck about with the taunts and loadouts i had #first thing i did was play pyro and do the cheers taunt before getting on my bike and swerving a bunch as i drove #but i dont think anyone could tell thats what i was doing #so after a bit i just changed to scout. and started just riding my skateboard #(i also did the drinking and riding bit a few times but i eventually just ended up skateboarding around) #(one bit being me on the top of the bridge. doing the cheers taunt. getting on my board. and then skating off the bridge and killbinding) #so at some point. i kept getting stuck in place for some reason. like speficially on bumpy ground or... in the air #and the moment i got stuck in the air (for 30+ seconds mind you) i was just like ''my quantum board technique'' #and from there. i just acted as if i was playing the newest Pro Skater game #saying stuff like ''i have to do manual ollie combo for 150000000 points'' #or like ''i have to find grindrails on this level'' #eventually found my way into the sewers and said something like ''IVE FOUND THE HALF PIPES'' #before saying like ''man they really screwed up the physics since the last game'' #a soldier on the other team was trying to find me the whole time saying ''wheres tony hawk'' #specifically because he had a tony hawk avatar. and i only realized after he said something about it #anyway. after all that i skateboarded into a minisentry and died #and my last message was supposed to be ''my combo has ended'' but i ended up typing 'bombo' #and it made me laugh SO hard i couldnt backspace. and added on with ''my sweet bombo'' #and then i left because i had nothing more to do there. my bombo had ended and i had to move on.

[larabar]

dump consisting of stuff from today and Months ago

#hi sorry i just realized how much stuff ive forgotten about and its. a lot #so im posting it when nobody's awake :] #so so sorry about that color palette one me n an irl friend found it and Immediately wanted to try it out. pro tip :dont #also theres some stuff from my frontiers au ! anything remotely related to sonic being a ghost i latch onto so fast #in the 2nd to last one he can breathe btw he just doesnt .know . that he can #gh h i wanna talk more about this au so bad .. #sonic frontiers spoilers #sth #doodles #eyestrain #< the color palett;e one #ok i think thats it thank you and .gnight i am tired #frontiers role swap

[akatsukitrash]

Now this is just horrifying. Nawaki looks SO much like Kawarama, and ends up dying like him : young, terrified, on the battlefield, with barely enough mutilated remains to bury. Hashirama and Tobirama must be rolling in their graves.

#nawaki #kawarama senju #tobirama senju #hashirama senju #tsunade #anti konoha #it disgusts me that nawaki's pointless death isnt blamed on konoha at all #when its literally konoha's fault for sending a CHILD to the battlefield #i wish someone told edo tensei hashi and tobi abt nawaki's fate #i wonder if theyd still be staunchly pro konoha if they found out their own grandchild/grandnephew was sent to die at 12 yos #when the literal point of konoha was to avoid that #look at nawaki's precious innocent eyes #look at kawarama's eyes #all he wanted was to protect his grandpa's legacy #tsunade's anger towards konoha and hiruzen was justified im mad it was erased

[caleism-1]

Summary:

Kim Dokja thought his life was finally peaceful. He was even content just to be able to look at Yoo Joonghyuk’s stupidly handsome face from afar while working at the esports company.

Then, he knocks the pro gamer unconscious at a sponsorship event live on Twitch.

“You walk into the company’s break room, see the constipated bastard, and then proceed to throw up all over his clothes?” Han Sooyoung laughs at Kim Dokja as he groans and slides down the wall into a fetal position.

“How was I supposed to know the kimbap in my fridge was rotten?” Kim Dokja covers his face with his hands.

“Dokja, I bought you that kimbap a month ago.”

“I was starving.”

“No, you were a thirsty fanboy. It was a limited edition Yoo Joonghyuk kimbap I bought for you as a joke that you refused to eat until now because ‘I can’t bear to rip his face on the packaging on accident.’ Like, bitch, I know you’re thirsty for the man, but that’s just a whole new level.”

#orv #omniscient reader novel #no scenario au #Kim Dokja #modern au #gamer au #Yoo Joonghyuk #Han Sooyoung #Yoo Sangah #Kim com #Pro Gamer Yoo Joonghyuk #Vtuber Kim Dokja #he pretty damn pretty #just like how he’s a major simp #I found out about this ff from a video

[grim-echoes]

what *is* cryptofash?

it's short for cryptofascist, it's a term used for someone who covertly supports fascist sentiments or ideas adjacent to them without explicitly signaling it. someone who's cryptofash might closely associate with people who are more openly alt-right, express sympathy for fascist talking points, and voice certain statements/ideas common in fascist circles that, while not always strictly fascist ideas in isolation, can imply alt-right thinking when in tandem with other common fascist sentiments. in essence it's that guy you've always been suspicious of but you can't say for certain if they're just under-educated, reactionary, or a genuine nazi until you discover screenshots of them asking the jewish question in a discord server

#speedrunning has a fuckton of these and there's two you may recognize #rwhitegoose and karl jobst #both have been outed through screenshot evidence from the same server spouting white supremacist shit #particularly about jewish and chinese people #karl jobst was just never found out until later because the shit rwg had said was so much more horrifying #several youtubers i'm extremely wary of because i suspect them #internethistorian is on the more visible end of crypto because of his associations with openly alt-right youtubers #his earlier videos being all about 4chan and its culture while using its lingo and associated memes #and his covid denialist/antivax tweets to name just a few reasons #manykudos i'm not certain on but it's more his associations and less what he thinks and says #he's dunked on people who are 'a little too into war history for it to just be a hobby' before which is like #not a group you'd typically make fun of if you were fash so it makes me think he's Aware #magicmush gives me huge cryptofash vibes because of the subject matter of his videos being all about #standard fare online punching bags including cwc #and anybody who talks about 'lolcows' is instantly shitlisted for me because it's fucking blatant what their politics are #wendigoon is also crypto for me because unfortunately if you talk about being a pro-gun christian #while also associating with other people who just exude right-leaning proclivities #i'm not gonna trust you #etc etc

[desperatepleasures]

someone had to do this meme for kkm and unfortunately that someone was me

#kyou kara maoh #kyou kara maou #maruma #tbh i already had stoffel in mind for this meme but this morning i found out that he passed anti-crossdressing laws when he was in power #and that just solidified things #this is a horrible sentence im about to say but: stoffel is truly the jeb bush of kkm #would be terrifying if he had any actual power. but very enjoyable as an ineffectual villain #the difference is stoffel actually did have political power for a long time RIP #anyway it's wild to think about bc shinmakoku is historically like. pro gay marriage etc #but to think yozak spent years actively hiding his crossdressing from the law #really puts things in a different light #anyway go read the maidmer short story it's great (despite light period-typical transmisogyny) #(and some things being translated into actual slurs lmao) (idk what slurs exist in Japanese so i cant really comment on the accuracy lol) #but man is conrart a disaster bi in that #btw if you've read this far: ask me about the kkm discord server

[vexx-the-egg]

Merry Christmas to Two of the most hardworking and Talented Vtubers on this site! Here's my little thank you for all the Fun times and amazing content!! Can't wait to see what new adventure this new year will bring! Cheers and happy holidays to yall🥂🎄🎄

-your friendly neighborhood ghost Vexx<3

You can find these two @:

Vee's Tumblr: / Twitch/ Twitter/ Youtube

Pab's Tumblr:/ Twitch/ Twitter/ Youtube

#hey! hope this isn't weird i wanted to show appreciation for these two #both extremely hard working with some seriously infectiouse good vibes #please go check them out if you havent already #Vee does tokusatsu content like no other and her pro gamer skills and light game analysis are always a treat to read #Pabs is a super talented growing artist who dishes out new masterpieces like a Machine #hes super funny and has a great down to earth and goofy vibe #on top of being amazing they have been super kind to me over the past years so please show them some love #you wont be disapointed! #my art #oh i almost forgot to say! vees outfit is inspired by an ado song! i saw the outfit and i was like i have to draw this #pabs is based off some really funky and fun men in suits poses i found hope u guys like it!

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just found out my two siblings are in my mom's will, but not me. Also my grandpa has told the entire family about his engagement. Except for me. Also my dad told my siblings that he and my mom bought a plot of land. Can you guess who they haven't told?

#these tags are about to be a massive trauma dump tbh so avoid if you want #when i was fifteen i came out as trans. and my mom was terrible about it. and my dad was up for a promotion so we were considering moving #and i found a list of my moms pros and cons for moving. on the pros was 'people there dont know about (deadname)' #so that was ideal for a suicidal fifteen year old to find. and tonight i just learned that im not in her will #both of my siblings are. but im not. and its just always been like this #im treated like im not part of the family anymore. and it's been that way since i was fifteen #i heard from my brother that my grandpa is engaged. and he told both my siblings about it directly. he never told me #i reach out to my parents. i never hear back. my aprents text my sibling to check on me (sib and i live together) #everything is kind of shit rn. one of my rats is dying. my family doesnt love me. im broke. my best friend and i arent really talking #because he fucked my ex gf and now things arent really the same anymore. strangely enough. he doesnt reach out anymore #so i have no one to talk to about any of this shit #last night i was crying about my rat and i guess my roommate heard it cuz this morning they said #'are you okay? if you ever need someone to talk to who will never bring it up again you can talk to me' #and thats the most loving thing ive heard from someone in months. from a woman ive known since august #im. just. at a loss. since i found out tonight. that im not in my mom's will #its not about money. or assets. its about the fact that im her fucking child and both of her other children are in it but im not #after she dies shes willing to help them out but i can get fucked ig #i wonder if im gonna be invited to my grandpas wedding. i wonder if any of them would want me at their funeral #i wonder if any of them would come to mine

[rosicheeks]

Unfortunately relatable. I grew up in the church and have a lot of Christian trauma from that. I show up for special occasions for my parents… sometimes. But it’s uncomfortable from the moment I step through the door. Bigoted pastor, the self-righteousness disguising the prejudice, the political comments from the altar. Shots at young people left right and center as if the hell on earth wasn’t caused by the same older generation 90% of the congregation belongs to..

I miss being young in the choir and the youth groups and not struggling with it. It’s wild to look back at the younger version of me who was unshakeable in his faith and honestly just saddening.

I was texting my sister today about it and she said

“I 100% think ALL of us have a ton of religious trauma and everyone else in the family just doesn’t realize it cause they’re still drinking the kool-aid.”

I ran out of tag room and didn’t want to delete any 😭 seriously not lying I could write a book about all my thoughts and experiences

#I relate to all of this so much #and it’s so sad how many people truly have religious trauma #I still find myself lucky and privileged cause I know there are stories MUCH worse than mine #it’s really hard cause my parents still think I’m a Christian #honestly at this point I have no clue what i am #even if I end up still being a Christian that doesn’t help or heal all of the years of church trauma #but the hard part is still acting the part for my parents #growing up I always tried to fit into the good Christian girl mold #cause I know that’s what my parents wanted and I didn’t want to disappoint them #but once I started smoking weed and they found out? it went all downhill from there #their perfect angel fell from heaven #and I feel like ever since I haven’t been really their daughter…. I’ve just been living on the outside looking in to everything #it hurts looking back at all the years I spent brainwashed into believing that was the ONLY faith #it genuinely makes me sick to my stomach thinking about the fact that I went to a pro life rally #the thing I was talking to my sister about was how mental health was never talked about in the church #when I started dealing with it and went to my parents or the pastors or any adult really and told them what I was dealing with #wanna know what the first thing they would ALWAYS say? well have you prayed about it? the way they treated mental illness was that it was #YOUR fault cause God is punishing you for something…. that you need to pray or go to church so then God will eventually take it away #and the thing is I don’t necessarily blame my parents (which kinda sucks cause I want to blame someone) #but honestly it’s just the environment they grew up in too… like I’m 99% sure my dad has dealt with depression his entire life #but won’t get diagnosed or anything cause they always believe faith has something to do with it #which makes me incredibly sad cause I just think about how much my dad has suffered and how he didn’t need to #^^ I was typing this out when I was late to my family gathering hahaha but then I think my sister called or something so I had to stop #sorry this post is all over the place - I swear I could write a book about religious trauma #yesterday went ok surprisingly but today? TODAY is going to be so much worse #sure I’ll make a post about it later but I guessssss I should go to bed now? it’s 2am and I have to get up at 5:45 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #and I have a fuuuuull day of fun Christian festivities while I’m dealing with all of this bottled up and unresolved crap from my past #please don’t get me wrong I love my parents and like I said I don’t blame them - they did their best #it just really sucks wondering what my life would have been like if I didn’t grow up in the church or in a super religious family #I wonder if when I told my parents I was depressed if they would have instantly brought me in to get help

[gendernewtral]

i didn’t think i was capable of getting more mad about fake service dogs. but here we are. rant in the tags ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#found an insta account of someone proudly telling thousands of people to lie about their dog being a service dog. like literally #saying she’s gonna post about how ‘he gets to fly in the cabin’ and saying that while she ~understands~ why disabled people are furios #it’s safer for her dog in the cabin so we should all shut up <3 #she admits that she held up the boarding process for other people (ACTUAL DISABLED PASSENGERS TRYING TO BOARD) and let everyone on the plane #pet the dog #also. claims great pyrenees can have grey spots. no the fuck they can’t. #gonna start biting killing etc #pro tip i am so fucking mad #after arguing with a flight attendant last trip out east and having to explain that the closet marked ‘priority for mobility devices’ #was actually for my wheelchair and not first class baggage #took a solid ten minutes of her not being able to read the sign and telling me i have to check my chair. dumbass #im quite pissed that it’s so easy for people to pretend to be disabled and pull bullshit like this #if i saw this happen id have deadass gotten them kicked off the plane #bc you either didn’t do the dot paperwork you need or lied on official signed federal papers so. #sterling speaks