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robindrake93 · 3 months

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11 days since I sent you that ask and I can now say, I get it. I get what you meant about episode 8. WE DID NOT JUST GET LUKERCY CRUMBS HOLY SHIT-

ALL OF THEIR SCENES TOGETHER WERE MAKING ME FERAL FJGKD WHICH WAS SO HARD TO KEEP IN WHILE WATCHING IT WITH MY SIS 😭😭 IT WAS SO GOOD

the training!! the entire fucking fight with luke practically begging percy to believe that he is his friend and wants him to join him!! the lighting!! just everything!!! you can soo tell luke wanted to shove percy in that portal and take him along no matter what!! (ignoring annabeths appearance cause im still on the fence with that change even if I get why they did it)

i am so going to binge read lukercy fics the entire night just to fill my rabid need for content of them after seeing that AHFJVKDKD I CANT-

You're right we didn't just get crumbs, we got a whole damn pie.

Luke not only welcoming Percy to camp but being the one to show him around, constantly by his side. Even watching him sleep from across the cabin.

The look on Percy's face when Luke tells him he's always on Annabeth's side.

Luke breaking the camp rules that two demigods (with different parents) aren't allowed to be alone in the cabins together to give Percy the shoes in his cabin (as opposed to on the hill like in the book).

Percy wanting to take Luke on the quest but being afraid that Luke would prioritize Annabeth over him.

The jealousy and disgust in Luke's voice during the Iris message when he makes the comment about "when did you two become an old married couple" and the look of equal disgust and discomfort from Percy when he says "gross let's move on from that." (paraphrasing but you get the idea)

Luke influencing Percy so much that the very first words of Percy's book ("Look, I didn't want to be a halfblood") are actually a quote from Luke.

The whole training scene.

Sword under the chin is always hot. Percy's making a face like he knows it too.

When Luke goes to sit on that rock beside Percy, he chooses a spot that lets them sit eye-to-eye but also he rocks toward Percy for a second like he's going to go in for a kiss.

Percy mirroring the head tilt that Luke (Charlie?) does.

Luke's voice full of pride when Percy does good.

Luke telling Percy he's small and scary. So fucking cute.

The way we can see via body language what book!Percy has been telling us all along: that every time Percy picks up his sword, he hears Luke's voice in his head telling him what to do.

Percy and Luke almost never take their eyes off each other for the whole secret meeting about Clarisse.

They're meeting in the woods at night. Luke didn't even have to bribe Percy this time, he just trotted after him.

Luke coaxing Percy into talking. (in the books Percy doesn't do a lot of talking out loud and Luke actually does break the ice several times because Percy is just standing there staring like a little weirdo [affectionate].).

Fireworks from beginning to end. Love the red and blue ones especially for that bisexual lighting. It was easily the best lighting in the whole show.

"Easy. I just want to show you." Everyone says that the maia scene was the hottest thing Charlie said as Luke but they're sleeping on this. Those are 'gonna take your virginity' words and his tone of voice? Mmm. Yum.

AND it's about his sword? HIS SWORD?! The most phallic weapon of all? Gods help me.

Just an interesting detail but Luke doesn't actually ever point his sword at Percy until Percy attacks him. It really shows that his plan is to convince Percy to leave with him.

"The gods are my enemy. You....." - Luke searching for what Percy is to him. lol I guess it's supposed to be a dramatic pause for dramatic effect but it really just makes it sound like Luke is debating how exactly to define their relationship.

Both of them have watery tear-filled eyes? Excuse me? Cry babies? Yes please. I told all of you so.

Also Luke is comfortable with turning his back on Percy to draw the runes (?) even though Percy drew his sword and is sweating like a sinner in church.

Luke actually proposing that they run away. Together. Just the two of them.

"We"

Percy is literally swaying on his feet. You can see that he's nervous but he also doesn't take so much as a single step backward. He still wants to be close to Luke!

Luke's determination to bring Percy with him. During their fight he does his best to keep Percy between himself and the portal. He even tosses Percy towards it a couple of times. Luke wants Percy to run away with him voluntarily but you can see as the fight goes on longer, he decides kidnapping is an option.

Luke is not leaving without his boy.

The skill difference between Percy and Luke. We see this during training too, where Luke is tossing Percy around and basically playing with him (I mean it's serious training but Luke's skill level is so above that it looks like playing). Luke is not seriously fighting Percy. He's trying to herd Percy into that portal.

Luke praising Percy in the middle of their fight.

Percy cutting Luke.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to -" Because Percy really doesn't want to hurt Luke and he's never like actually hurt someone he cares about.

Luke cutting Percy.

Looming.

The way after Annabeth shows up, Luke's eyes flit down to Percy three separate times. You can visibly see him weighing his options. I think he was debating if he could sling Percy over his shoulder and run into the portal faster than Annabeth could catch them.

"I know Luke wasn't trying to kill me." - WOW what a change from the book. I can't believe they had Percy understand that because in the pit scorpion scene, he did not get it. I'm happy about the change but surprised they made it. (makes me wonder if Percy's the one who's loyalty we're supposed to question instead of Annabeth's as the next seasons come up).

Sorry that was long but like. Wow. We won hardcore.

As for reading more lukercy fic, you'll be pleased to know that it's the lukercy valentine's event this week (02/12-02-15) so there should be ✨ new fics. ✨

#answered asks #lukercy

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princess-from-another-galaxy · 3 months

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Finale!! Let’s go!! (Gonna write as I watch)

1)The scene with Luke was so cute but also a little creepy. What was up with that?? Also!! The initial narration of episode 1 is Percy quoting Luke?!?! My heart, I love them so much 🥺

2)Omg!! The fight was good af! Did... did Walker's eyes change color???? Not Ares trying to kill them with his " true form" as a last resort, sore loser.

3) mom??? Bro, you just saw her statue in the Underworld.... holy shit!!! Mrs. Dodds!!! The helm looks cool af ngl. Percy is so cool, like damn. Oh, yeah, the deadline passed, which means Poseidon & Zeus are definitely at war!!! That's what started WW2?!?! Gods being petty bitches... damn... He's done running from monsters 😭 (I love the implication that Zeus is a monster. You're right and you should say it.) Annabeth gave him her necklace 😭😭😭, that's so cute. An email, Grover 😂😂

4) That's one way to get Zeus's attention, damn. Just dropped the bolt in front if the doorman 😂😂. What do mortals see when they see the bolt??

5) Olympus looks cool af!! Oh, Luke & Percy again! Annabeth is terrified of spiders! Things that are small and scary get squished. Oh Luke is in his big brother mentor era!! Love to see it!

6) the council room!! The thrones look cool af, I can't wait to see all of the God's sitting on it! Oh, I have no idea how they're going to replace the actor, he is perfect as Zeus!! Yes!! Read him to filth Percy!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poseidon surrended for Percy 😭😭😭😭, I'm- Oh, Toby Stephens always eat. Omg!!! They're speaking Greek!! Is it Greek Greek or ancient Greek. Does anyone speak ancient Greek. Everyone?? What are Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, and Demeter??? 😭

7) Percy and Poseidon!! Omg! Patrus 😭😭. Poseidon's smile about Sally... Bro... Ares is a moron 😂😂 (they've done the family vibe of the Olympians so well! 😂). Answer the question, Poseidon!!! Do you dream about her!?!?!

8) I wonder if thet planted that tree specifically to be Thalia's tree or if they just found a cool tree they liked lol. They hugged!! Holy shit, Clarisse is still here??? What is happening?!?!?

9) Luke being a responsible leader! We stan!! Annabeth being all cool, I see her!

10) fireworks! So cool!! The mommy issues in Luke are through the roof. Wait does Luke look like he's crying?? Wait what??? What do you mean she didn't???? Wait what?!?! Wtf. Luke?!?! No. LUKE SAY SOMEGHING! NOT THAT!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! HOLY SHIT. IM CRYING. NO.

Oh, he's making some good points. This are some valid points. Episode 1 Percy would be eating this up ngl. I mean, not to be a bitch, but like... Luke sounds like those girls that have been groomed... all like "he loves me! He's gonna take care of me!" Like... are you sure???

Are they trying their best Percy?? Are they really?? I'm not an expert, but maybe don't mention his dad to the kid you know has daddy issues, if you don't want him to kill you, just a thought. I kinda of want Percy to say he's and go apeshit on the Gods ngl. He apologized for hurting Luke 😭😭😭. Wait, what??? Annabeth!! No!! 😭😭😭 she heard everything, Luke's face, my heart 😭😭😭 I was not ready for all of this emotion

11) Armed escort lol. He doesn't want you dead, he wants you next to him. Very persuasive... sounds manipulative to me.... Mr D! He's funny af. I'm 90% sure it's Peter😂. I don't think so 😂. Kicking them all out, I can't, bro...

12) Annabeth is going to see her dad?!?! Omg her hair looks so cute!! Her talking to Thalia's tree is cute. Her dad is taking her to Disney world 😭😭. Percy telling her to be a kid 😭😭😭 Grover is gonna search for Pan!! Percy is gonna help him search the seas!! (The next one is called sea of monsters right?? Maybe that's the "main quest"???) The hug!!! 😭

13) I hadn't realized it earlier, the beach is Montauk!! Where his mom went missing! It's the beach house they came to. She's here!!!! Look at her!!!! 😭😭 hugging her baby boy 😭😭wait what??? No, Sally!! Where are you?!?! Wait, is that kronos?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Is he sassying time itself?!?!!?! Bro.... 😭😂😭😂😂 what does he mean?!?!?! What?!?!

14) Sally!!!!!! She's here!!! The fact that he's only just starting 7th grade is wild... he's baby. Percy calling Kronos grandpa, I can't 😂😂. Sally is done with Percy's shit , I can't. "Kronos, Lord of the Titans, said that?" I love her 😂

15) blue pancakes?? They look good af ngl. It's a storm!! Poseidon is also there for Percy's first day of school 🥺. Didn't percy have a step-dad?? The asshole one? What happened to him??

16) oh, there he is. What an asshole. Sally changed the locks 😂. Good for her!! What a dick. Wait.. is that.... is that Medusa??? Omg! Holy shit!! That's hilarious!! 😂😂 good riddance!!!

I have no words. I need a new season now!!! This was by far my new favorite episode!! I love this so much!!! I'm heart broken. I need more!!!

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #luke castellan #poseidon #zeus #ares #olympians #clarisse la rue #sally jackson #i am so broken #like.... i have no words #i am heart broken #my baby luke... I'm.... i need 3 to 5 business weeks to recover #disney #percy jackson show

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stinkylittleanon · 1 year

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Im gonna send in 2 bc i saw you do Haikyuu as well ;) Ok so crush headcannons, and how they confess for Wakatoshi, Atsumu, Tsukishima, Daichi and ill throw in Kageyama into the mix, Ty again! <3

OMGOMGOGMGOMOGMGM USHI!!! SCREAMING AND THROWING UP I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH USHIJIMA!!!! LOSING!! MY MIND!!! WAAAAAA

I won't be able to write for Atsumu, as I struggle to understand him, BUT USHI!!! I'll write extra for Ushi!!

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Ushijima Wakatoshi!!!!!! - SCREAMING AND THROWING UP AND CRYING - I FUCKING LOVE HIM - He'd be so cute when he gets a crush, like where'd this come from! - He actually wouldn't notice at first. Ushijima struggles with his emotions MEGA bad, so he'd confide in Tendou for this. - His crush makes his stomach feel weird, he's always thinking about how they'll be able to be in contact later in the day... Bonus if his crush is on his team in some way!!! Crush time during practice!! Yippee!! - Tendou is fuckin LOSING IT when he learns that THE WAKATOSHI USHIJIMA has a CRUSH!!! LIKE WHAT?!?! WA?!?! - Ushijima actually ignores it at first. Maybe it'll go away... This is getting in the way of his volleyball! It's distracting him! - But it gets stronger. His crush is just... So cute. They're obviously shorter than Ushijima, and he's just... - Tiny lil 'thang... Lovem... - They make Ushi and Tendou's duo into a trio, they'd have to always be around Ushijima for him to get feelings. - USHIJIMA ACTUALLY TEXTS THEM GOODMORNING FIRST! Tendou's jealous of that /j - Anyways, he'd fucking STRUGGLE to confess - How would this influence his future? His schoolwork? Would it be negative? - But he wants... To be close to them so bad... - He ends up handing his crush flowers, demanding they meet him at a cafe nearby, and walking away, Tendou has to pull him back and explain to him what to do.. In front of the crush - If they accept? BEST. FUCKING. DECISION. TREAT HIM GOOD. - If they reject? Screw them, I'm taking their place <3 HELP - Overall, he doesn't understand but comes to appreciate these feelings and confesses in the most awkward way possible.

Tsukishima Kei!! - He catches onto it immediately once he realizes that he sees them as something more. - Tsukishima notices that he wants to hang out with them more. He texts them more and even lets Yamaguchi invite them to walk home... WITHOUT any complaints - The poor guy forces these feelings deep down, though. His thought process is that if he ruins this by any means then he's done for. - He would try and find things that he hates about them... But he only falls harder. There's so much about them to love, even their flaws- he's panicking - This panic would lead to him lashing out on them, the stress built up over time and he realizes that he's fucked up. - That's how he'd confess, basically. After avoiding you for some time after, Yamaguchi pushes him to ACTUALLY do something and... It works, kinda. - Tsukishima convinces you to go with him somewhere private and he explains everything. - If they accept? HOLY. SHIT. He's not expecting that. If they don't? Then he hopes that you two can at least still be friends.

Kageyama Tobio!! - As someone else said when I had to look for other headcanons to get ideas... Best friends to lovers, exactly that - Kageyama would need to know someone to fall in love. It wouldn't be that easy for him. - But he's SUCH a dumbass with emotions, motherfucker doesn't even notice. He thinks it's another level of friendship... So how does he end up knowing? - "Kageyama... You speak about _____ quite a lot. Do you like them?" - HE'S FREAKING THE FUCK OUT, DENYING IT, RED FACED- His heart is racing and he doesn't know why for a second. But he thinks it over later and the just... Holy shit. - God knows when he'd confess, but it's not soon. DEFINITELY not soon, he's too scared to lose you. - So when he does confess, it's when you two are alone and he knows it's the right moment. Something peaceful, where he just feels safe enough to say something. - Whatever the answer, as long as he can still have you by his side then he's still happy!

Daichi Sawamura! - He'd notice over time that he feels happier around them. He gets flustered and they're just... they're so cute - Like holy shit, please... Stop smiling like that! He's getting distracted! - A few volleyballs to the face while he's looking at you as you hang out at practice. - EVERYONE can see it. EVERYONE. He's SOOOO mature about it... Not. He's like a puppy while trying to hide it. - They make him so happy... He wants to hang out with them all the time. Like he's just wrapped around their finger - His confession would be personal AND romantic.. Kind of. - He'd ask them to hang out with him after school, bring you somewhere nice and pretty, and after they hang out for a while he speaks up. - It's the most heartfelt thing they've EVER heard in your life, holy shit... Whether you accept it or not, he will accept it. He handles it maturely! Kind of- If you accept then he's super happy

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I'M SO SORRY IF THESE DON'T FIT, I HAVEN'T WATCHED HAIKYUU IN YEARS,,,,, I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH ABOUT IT

#ANYWAYS I LOVE USHIJIMA #MY BELOVED #It's been over 2 years and I've always loved this man #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #ushijima wakatoshi #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #daichi sawamura

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pitbullwithaship · 3 months

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DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG 2009 SPECIAL THE WATERS OF MARS

It has been a moment since I've watched, but in my defense I have 7 different personal projects right now including learning the guitar and finally doing drivers Ed. And a cross stitch project and an embroidery project and a song I'm learning for open mic and my band solos and the book I'm reading. AnyWHO yeah I have a whole bunch of stuff happening Coolio. Let's watch.

STATIC

Aww is a baby

STATIC

Oh look Mars

Aww he has the spacesuit on

Lol I like this dude he's funny

And he's a killjoy

Lol no trespassing

THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR. FUN.

Aww cute gadget

Carrots

Oof he ate the carrot and now he's weird

Weird sounds

OH FUCK

MY HEAD IS SO STUPID that is a mood

Wait they all die? No that's sad?

TODAY

Awww nerd sad nerd

Ooh roaring

Oof now he's all entangled

Cute robot

Aww don't get all deep on her right now Doctor

That's poetic

Don't bicker y'all

Well they're still alive lol

Manipulative monster?

Oof there he is he's very soaked

Oof she's seizing?

Oh dear is her mouth weird now

SHES DRIPPING

oh do the Mars creatures want water cuz their planet dried up

That's scary as hell holy crap

Those are really obviously contact lenses in that shot

Oh wow they're trying to get in with water

They look so funny running like that

Wow

Poetic indeed

BUT BIKES I love him

Funny noises language

Ooh ice frozen creature virus

OooOOOOOoooooOo ActIoN PrOceDurE ONe

This is making me thirsty

He's a runner he's a trackstar

Ooh medical breach thats not good

He knows your death

Something wonderful

OOF? SHE WAS THERE?! OH POOR HER

It saw her

I love her she's wonderful

I fully agree doctor. Remarkable

AWW THATS SO CUTE HER GRANDAUGHTER THATS SO CUUUUTTTEEE AAAHHH

She made a difference? People remember her?! I want to be remembered!

THEY CAN LEAVE

Aww but history says they all die anyway why

Climbing ladder?

Controlled chaos indeed

He is conflicted

Boop boop boop boop boop

They're on the roof!!

Maybe they can

He is still conflicted and sad

Okay but there's 20 minutes left I bet he changes just mind and what fun that would bring

Awww sadness sadness I hate sadness

DOCTOR YOU NEED TO PROCESS TOUR GODAMN TRAUMA

IF YOU CRY I WILL CRY THATS NOT ALLOWED

Final option

Doomed by the narrative

That's a lot of water

HE HAS TO WALK AWAY AND LISTEN TO IT ALL

Awwww her peoples that's really sad I'm gonna cry

IM CRYING

HE HAS TO HEAR ALL OF IT WHILE HE WALKS AWAY AAAAAAHHHH ITS NOT FAIR AAAHHHH

OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT HER NOOO NOW THEY CANT LEAVE

EXPLOSION

I'm crying this is torturous and an amazing axample of being doomed by the narrative and by fate and everything and all

Oh shit he's doing the thing is this the thing I've seen oh fuck has he snapped

YOURE NOT IMMORTAL BECAUSE OF A PROPHECY ABOUT KNOCKING YOURE STUPID

DONT BREAK THE TIME LAWS

NO THE LAWS DONT OBEY ANYONE YOU FUCK I GET THAT YOURE A TRAUMATISED DUDE BUT YOU DONT WIN AGAINST TIME EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCK

This is getting philosophical, it's lucky I have Philosophy this semester

Doomed is doomed by dude

THE ICE IS BREAKING

His brain is incredibly broken, this is why you should process your trauma kids

EXPLOSION SHIT

7 minutes left apparently

They're alive?

Dude you know the rules, I'm glad she has sense

TIME LORD VICTORIOUS MY GUY NO

See this is what happens when your brain gets broken don't let it get this far kiddos

Fuck this is hurting my heart he's not supposed to be like this

GIRLIE JUST DIED ANYWAY SHES BRAVE I LOVE HER FUCK

YES MY DUDE YOUVE GONE TOO FAR DID YOU ONLY JUST REALISE IT

Hello Ood

HES SO TRAGIC HIS HURTS MY HEART

FUCK

Technically I could watch another but I want to watch the part 1 and part 2 for The End Of Time all at once. Cool. This will definitely not cause me horrible emotional pain and heartbreak, nosir.

#doctor who #liveblogging #david tennant #tenth doctor #the waters of mars

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taegularities · 4 months

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Rid you're crazyyyyyyyyyyy

just finished cmi11 IM FUCKING CRYING holy shit that was so good oh god

first of all the conversation between oc and her mom made me cry so hard- it hit home for me, as a girlie with mommy issues, that part felt so real to me. Oc's courage to stand up for herself like that and tell her how much she hurt her own daughter is something i dont have in me. It broke my fucking heart, that yearning feeling, i cant believe you put that specific feeling into words rid [are u part of the mommy issues community as well🧐 or are u just that amazing, a true fucking artist (i saw that anon calling you the beyonce of ff and i agree 100%)] idk how to describe my feelings rn, that part definitely left a mark in my heart, ill never forget it

second the domesticity in these two dorks oh my goddddd they're driving me crazy, theyre so cute and in love and im in love with them and i want to cry bc i want what they have but bc irl men suck the hopeless romantic in me is gonna have to live through fanfics for the rest of my life and that makes me fucking miserable but bless the fanfic gods like you that keep my soul alive, idk what id do without you

lastly that scareeeeee oh god like i knew itd be a negative but it had my heart beating out of my ass (idk if thats a phrase) but the way they handled it oh god, the emotionsssssss the fears and insecurities, just reminded me that theyre human, even if theyre the most fucking adorable characters ever, theyre still human and i loved seeing such nuance. You really are doing an amazing job rid, not only writing the story, scenes and dialogue, but also the way you write these characters in such depth, its so fucking refreshing to see.

i want to kiss your beatiful head that holds your beautiful brain, seriously ive never ever been so enchanted by a piece of writing before (and i read so much fanfiction its like an addiction) you are by far my strongest fix. For real tho, your writing, and particularly cmi has touched me deeply and I'll never ever forget it. So thank you

Rest assured and stop doubting yourself bc youre seriously incredible and so fucking talented. Now rest up and take care of yourself, i imagine its not easy to birth such work (i mean 36k you monster, i loved every second of it but damn girl take a break before you burn your brain out) but no srsly i hope youre eating well, sleeping well and doing things that make you happy and relaxed. You deserve all the best of this world rid🫂🩷

sincerely ~ 🐼✒️anon

panda hi hello oh my gosh, sorry for being late, but you mentioned so many important things, so i wanted to take my time HELLO!! never stop sending these lovely af reviews 🥺

i know... she really is inspiring bc the courage to stand up against someone you feared for so long is admirable. i'm part of both the mommy and daddy issues community even though it's gotten a lot better lol like i wonder why it's such a recurring theme in my fics 🤣 i'm so sorry you could relate to oc :( but i'm glad you liked the scene so much.

and ahhh the domesticity 🤧 it's been so so fun and relaxing to write!! real life romance can be hard to find, yeah :') so i guess writing these scenes and chapters has been extra cathartic (although it drives me crazy, too — the next chapter has been making me so jejfhdjjsgd), but here's to finding a cmi jk irl soon :') much more to come!!!🕯️

the scare was one hell of a ride 🥺 i cried a lot!! and even i have been realising lately that i sometimes try to make my characters flawless, but that's actually not what i wanna go for. i always snap out of it and then try to make them flawed bc they're human, and i think the cmi couple, despite how endearing they are, is definitely vv flawed :') thank you for pointing that out 🥺

your strongest fix?? girl PLEASE ILL CRY 😭💔 i love you so much, you're so sweet for saying that and seeing me in such a way, pls i want you here forever <3 i rested a lot after cmi11! but ngl, cmi11.5 almost burned me out ksjdhehd gonna rest even more after that hehe. tyssssm, i hope you're well and healthy and i appreciate you so much for your kindness, reassurances and love for this series/me. love you so much 🤍

#MWAH see you tonight<3 #notes for rid 🌹#🐼✒️ anon #fic: colour me in

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cathumanthing2 · 11 months

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Roseblings Chatfic AU Chapter 10 Q&A

magic bitches

9:13 am

father: I'm only saying this for foreshadowing purposes, but I met the person who threw us all into this mess today. Apparently it wasn't really them, but some version of them created for the sole purpose of "fucking with us". Either way, they seemed nice, but were also scarily bent on "traumatizing my poor blorbos" so I do not know what is going on with them.

tech wizard: on THAT terrifying note, good morning bitchesss

glitter starboy: Pix are you some sort of eldrich being or something who is able to talk to the fucking CREATOR???

father: Shoot, that wasn't in the script, wait a second while I consult Cat.

buff buff farmer: It's too early for you to be joking about this stuff Pix

father: I promise you, I am not joking.

CatHumanThing joined the groupchat

CatHumanThing: henlo motherfuckers prepare for suffering >:3

tech wizard: WHAT THE FUCK

buff buff farmer: holy shit who tf are you

glitter starboy: How tf did this thing join-

actual wizard: I'm gonna go, I dont have the energy for this rn

father: Why hello, I would ask where you came from, had I not already known that your response would simply be a vague sentence and nothing more.

CatHumanThing: And the only semi-reasonable person here is RIGHT! All yall need to know is im here to ask yall questions

fungi fungus gnome: ominous

CatHumanThing: OKAYYY first up, from ArchAngelAthena, for gem: STOP TRYING TO BE STRONG ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! Your only hurting urself, and ur brother! And if it continues then ur brother will cry, & if he cry’s then i cry & it’ll be a bad day for everyone! Stop thinking u have to do everything right now! U have —only god knows how long— time ahead of u, relax, take a chill pill, spend some time with friends and family, eventually u won’t have the time to do so… so take the chance while u still have it… ur parents we’re assholes, & did many illegal things, but don’t let what they did change how u live ur life… we —ur brother, ur friends, the ones who watch all this— love u, & we don’t want u hurting urself, ok? Take care of urself, see ya soon!

actual wizard: A. That wasnt a question B. how did you know about all of this, are you stalking me?? C. I'll try but I have wayy too many things to get done

tech wizard: Gem, it's summer.

actual wizard: So?

CatHumanThing: Gem.

actual wizard: I'll try.

CatHumanThing: Good enough. Next question, from Ravenpuff99, to everyone: What are your pronouns, gender, and sexuality, also favourite flower and animal :)

tech wizard: I use he/they pronouns, im transmasc, and pan, also i like wither roses and salmon

actual wizard: She/they, demigirl, and bi with a preference for women, and wither roses and cats

scary fish lady: I use she/her and most neos, I'm a girl, and im bi with no preference, i like water lilies and axolotls

short pottery man: heyyy i use he/him, male, demisexual, and my favorite flowers are blossoming azaleas and my favorite animals are donkeys specifically named jeramy

scary fish lady: joel istg stop it with your weird cult-

short pottery man: ITS NOT A CULT ITS A RELIGION

glitter starboy: Ignoring that, i use he/him, transmasc, gay and poly, and i like poppies and snowy owls

jungle bitch: He/him, male, gay, and I like most jungle plants and nether plants, and my favorite animals are tigers

jungle bitch: And Xorny says xe uses they/he/it/xe/void pronouns and are nonbinary, and are gay. They like nether mushrooms and cats

fungi fungus gnome: she/they/shroom, demigirl, ace sapphic, mushrooms, and wolves!

plant flower faerie: She/they, girl, grayasexual demiromantic sapphic, ALL flowers are AMAZING and i love them all equally, and i really love cats or bees, they're both so cute!

father: I use he/they pronouns, identify as male and omnisexual with a preference towards men, and I don't have a particular animal I like most.

buff buff farmer: I use she/her, im a girl, im aroace, and i like sunflowers and ducks

blood sheep man: I use he/him, im a boy, im bi with a preference towards men, and i like wither roses and blood sheep

pathetic fish man: he/they, demiboy, asexual biromantic polyam, i like cornflowers and cod

CatHumanThing: OKAYYY that took forever!!! Anyways, next question is from Ravenpuff99 again, for everyone: When's the last time you did self care? This is your reminder that we love you, and to go eat/drink/sleep/take meds/shower if you need to or haven't recently. Self care is important!! We will all cry if you don't take care of yourself (this is a threat) <333

father: For the sake of time, I will tell you that the only ones here who regularly get a good nights' sleep are Jimmy, Pearl, and I.

CatHumanThing: Next one, from teslapenguini! Everyone other than shrub n katherine, how long have yall been watching those two completely fail to realise their feelings and how close are you to just directly spelling it out to them?

buff buff farmer: Istg, its taking forever. Ever sincem iddle school theyve been dancing around each other. I just. Im THIS close to telling them directly

father: They are frustratingly oblivious, and have been since around the 8th grade, to the best of my memory.

glitter starboy: It's a wonder i didnt add katherine to the simp chat earlier. The amount of "oh they're so cute i wonder why" i have to tolerate. And shrubs even worse.

plant flower faerie: shrub do you have any idea wtf they re all talking about

fungi fungus gnome: a little but i refuse to accept it

glitter starboy: its getting worse. Shes oblivious by choice now

jungle bitch: ok actually i'll say it right now: guys just kiss already

plant flower faerie: whos he talking to

fungi fungus gnome: i know but i wont tell you

scary fish lady: even jimmy isnt this oblivious i swear-

actual wizard: They are so obliviously agonizingly gay for each other and have been since around the 7-8th grade that at this point i try my best to ignore it

plant flower faerie: im starting to catch on but i refuse to believe it

fungi fungus gnome: same

glitter starboy: Katherine, shrub, besties, guys, just…. Its… its getting so agonizingly painful. Just. yeah.

CatHumanThing: Okayy from Crystal, to everyone, do you guys have stuffed animals? If so, what are their names and what are they of?

scary fish lady: Two axolotls named sir strawberry and lady marcelline

pathetic fish man: One unnamed cod plush that norman absolutely loves

short pottery man: stuffed animals are for losers

scary fish lady: he has a donkey named jeramy that he based an entire religion off of in elementary to middle school

short pottery man: THESE ARE FALSE CLAIMs

actual wizard: a dragon plush named violet that gandalf loves!

fungi fungus gnome: A cat named star

jungle bitch: I never had any because my raptors tear them up all the time

tech wizard: YOU HAVE RAPTORS?????

jungle bitch: Yep! [Raptors.image.png] (it's of a raptor curled up asleep in Joey's lap)

fungi fungus gnome: that. is. adorable.

plant flower faerie: I have a bunch of bee plushes!

glitter starboy: I have a bunch of snowy owl plushes and they all have names, theres too many to fit here though

tech wizard: A salmon plush

father: I have a copper car I named David, does that count?

blood sheep man: I got Bubbles a dog plush to keep her company

buff buff farmer: i have many ducks

CatHumanThing: AnnulledGoat asked Shrub: What's your favorite mushroom, also do you like mooshrooms?

fungi fungus gnome: I really like the fly agaric, it's really pretty, PLUS it gets you high! Also YES THEY ARE SO CUTE-

glitter starboy: mushrooms that get you high >>>>>> normal mushrooms

tech wizard: fr

father: You guys are not allowed to get high.

tech wizard: you're no fun

CatHumanThing: I have a paraphrased thing that my bestie/beta-reader-i-cant-contact-rn Cedar said once, for Shrub: shrub is my fav since shes short

fungi fungus gnome: aww thx! Yaknow, there really needs to be more positivity about beign short

plant flower faerie: Shrub doesnt have to be short to be anyones favorite, they're just like that :)

fungi fungus gnome: thx bestie!

glitter starboy: yknow what im just gonna tell them

CatHumanThing: Oh, scott, you cant do that for plot reasons. I will physically restrain you and take away your plot-relevancy for 5 whole chapters :D /srs /threat

glitter starboy: ok, you're terrifying, duly noted

CatHumanThing: Next! From crimston7, to everyone, including me: what’s your favourite book? And if you don’t really read then what’s your favourite game?

CatHumanThing: I used to be obsessed with warriors

fungi fungus gnome: I have a book about mushrooms that I have memorized if that counts

actual wizard: Its really hard to choose a favorite book, but i have a book about magic that i absolutely adore

tech wizard: annoying gem to the point of insanity

blood sheep man: a book on blood magic and summoning demons! :D

jungle bitch: the same book that Sausage likes because it got me Xorny

glitter starboy: ew. anyways, the book on the clash of the great stags because i like the story , and i feel connected to it for some reason

plant flower faerie: A book on gardening!

scary fish lady: It's hard to choose a single book, so ill just say the game: marco polo

short pottery man: a book i wrote on jeramyism

pathetic fish man: I had a bit of a warriors phase a bit ago, i liked the ones that had a focus on riverclan

buff buff farmer: Books are cool, but I dont really have a favorite

father: A book on prophecy.

CatHumanThing: Woo! Now, for Katherine, from blxegrxpe, what is your opinion on all your friends? Answer honestly

plant flower faerie: Scott is cool, he's my bestie, shrub is really cute and kind and funny and awesome and i love talking to her and i think about them a lot :D, lizzie kinda scares me but shes also really cool, gem is smart and clever but really needs to take care of herself, fWhip scares me a little, so does sausage, joey is cool but istg he simps for a literal DEMON/ELF/IDK, i dont know joel that well but he seems cool, jimmy is really kind, pix is 100% one of the only sane people here, which is concerning because he seems mildly insane/lh, and pearl is realljy strong and cool

fungi fungus gnome: wow, thanks :D

plant flower faerie: it's true, you're awesome shrub!

buff buff farmer: okay they're TRYING to be frustrating at this point.

CatHumanThing: LAAAST QUESTION!!!: for fWhip, from blxegrxpe, why do you like inventing so much?

tech wizard: Its fun, i get to unleash monstrosities on the world, and i can make cool stuff

actual wizard: he also likes it because he can create chaos

tech wizard: yup :)

CatHumanThing: I have now thoroughly questioned you, and i will leave with a single statement: beware of pixlriffs, yall are driving him insane with your lack of sleep

CatHumanThing: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!

CatHumanThing left the groupchat

tech wizard: what the fuck just happened

mushrooms and plants belong together :D

10:28 am

Shub :D: so katherine uh do you understand a bit about what they were yelling at us about in the chat

Kath <3: A bit, i dont wanna believe it though, i just found out something about myself a few days ago so..

Shub :D: Same, but uh

Shub :D: Since its making them kinda frustrated and it pains them to watch

Shub :D: why dont we amp up our obliviousness and put a bit more of an oblivious front just to mess with them

Kath <3: That doesnt seem very nice but it also seems like it would be funny…

Kath <3: Yes

Kath <3: But before we do that, i think i should tell you something

Kath <3: You're really pretty and nice and cool and cute and i think i have a crush on you

Shub :D: I like you too :)

Kath <3: So i guess them being upset at us did what it was intended to do haha

Shub :D: It really did, but they dont know that yet and so we can mess with them

Kath <3: How much are you willing to bet they dont find out their yelling worked until like 6 months into the future?

Shub :D: at least $20

Kath <3: So does this mean we're dating?

Shub :D: I guess Kath <3: woo!

#roseblings chatfic au #empires smp season 1 #empires smp #empiresblr #fanfiction #chat fic #q&a #fanfic #nature wives

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lumity-poggers · 1 year

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My thoughts on Watching and Dreaming

I watched the episode when it premeired last night but i hit post limit so couldnt post about it. Spoilers under the cut. sorry if anything is out of order lol im sick and im just throwing everything i thought last night down on this post.

-Luz being attacked by Amity genuinely made me cry

-"My girlfriend is too big a nerd to misremember an Azura quote" -luz probably

-Lilith having the haircut from For the Future but color scheme from season 1 is a nice touch

-"Dont you recognize your siblings" Ok damn man didnt need to go THAT far

-The giant stone Flapjack in Luz's nightmare killed me and not in the good funny way but in the sad crying way

-in the words of @minty-creator "BELOS FUCKETH OFF" (We were both watching the ep and screaming to each other about it)

-at first I thought belos was gonna try and possess king but then I realized no he's going to possess the fucking boiling isles titan

-I actually kinda liked that The Collector had no concept of death. They're a kid, an IMMORTAL GODLY KID. Of course they wouldnt know what death is

-Pacman Collector will haunt my nightmares

-The Collector needs a hug. I want to give them a hug.

-"You know this cant last forever" that was said to the collector but it feels like it was also aimed towards us

-The Archivists 🤝Pink Diamond "Wanna play a game?" *leaves them lonely*

-ok no but seriously the archivists telling Collector to play with the titans only to wipe them out leaving Collector all alone is just fucking cruel

-The Collector is just a lonely kid LET ME HUG THEM

-Me seeing Raine fight back: YES YOU GO

-Goo Belos in this episode looks like William Afton. Like- Remember that fucking fnaf 3 image where the springtrap head was open showing William? Thats what Belos looks like. Or burntrap from SB take your pick.

-Raine my beloved

-The Belos possessed Titan looks like a fucking dragon holy shit

-"Now that's a spinoff I'd watch" You and me both Luz

-The Collector picking up Raine's earring and realizing that the Raine talking to them wasnt actually Raine, and then looking upset is just AAAAAAAA LET ME FUCKING HUG THEM

-I LOVE that when the collector uses "Kindness and Forgiveness" on Belos IT DOESNT WORK. I FUCKING H A T E THAT TROPE OF POWER OF FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION. It was one of the few things I genuinely hated about Steven Universe (SU is still a good show tho they just kinda overused villain redemption. And yeah yeah you could argue MLP overuses that too but MLP was ABOUT friendship)

-Luz, Eda, and King's expressions when The Collector hugs Belos is so funny tho. Literally just 👁👄👁

-I literally screamed at Luz's sacrifice. S C R E A M E D.

-Gaster Blaster Belos Real

-"Eda, King, looks like we're going to be split up again. I feel like I should be used to this feeling by now, but I still dont know what to say" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-I like that Luz becomes lights. Not only was the light glyph the first one she learned but her name literally means light.

-Eda, King, and Luz are such a found family I love them

-"I should have thanked them" SCREAMING AND CRYING

-I love that King's dad basically said "Fuck gender"

-I also love that he has a bad girls coven shirt

-Eda makes alchoholic apple blood confirmed?

-Titan Luz is so gender

-Camila best mom

-LET. ME. HUG. THE. COLLECTOR. DAMN IT.

-Luz and King doing the WEH together is so fucking cute.

-For some reason I thought Luz was gonna die again when the titan magic was fading. Like I thought that was keeping her alive.

-Anyone gonna talk about the fact Eda gave Raine a little kiss when saving them from the Belos goop

-the entire episode was so anime but the fight scene between Titan Luz and Belos was just anime as fuck and the smooth animation makes it even better

-"NOW EAT THIS SUCKA" IT ALL COMES FULL CIRCLE

-Look at how fuckin anime this is I love it so much

-Luz looks so badass btw idk if I mentioned that

-Belos trying to bullshit his way out of this and Luz having NONE OF IT is so great. I hat the "[insert curse/supernatural thing] made me do it so im innocent" trope if it's done poorly or with a character like Belos. Love that they smashed that into the ground with Luz having fucking none of it.

-LOOK AT HOW BADASS AND GENDER SHE LOOKS I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS

-I AM SO GLAD BELOS HAD A GRUESOME DEATH THAT WAS SO SATISFYING.

-I like the touch that Titan Luz isnt affected by the boiling rain

-King's dad is A PUN MASTER

-the reuniting. oh my titan the reuniting. I cried. Gus doing a little illusion with his dad, Amity hugging Alador (with Odalia rightfully in the sidelines), Hunter telling Darius about wolves, Willow and her dads!

-Darius and Eber so want to beat the shit out of Terra, Vitmir, and Adrien.

-Camila pulling Eda and King into a hug with Luz is just. YES.

-Yassified Hooty go brrr

-King giving The Collector Francois was so sweet

-All the kids as adults are so fucking gender. GIVE ME YOUR GENDER.

-All the photos on Luz's bulletin board are so amazing. Especially the one with Hooty dropping from a tree that one made me laugh so hard. Also the Bi Pride pin next to the graduation photo was amazing.

-"Stringbean's Corner" AWWWE

-ik im doing two screenshots in a row but LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF STRINGBEAN

-When I tell you I screamed with joy when I saw there was a working permanent portal to the Boiling Isles I mean I SCREAMED WITH JOY

-I love Willow's leaf headband. It just fits her so well.

-I love that Hunter is a palismen carver and carved a Blue Jay to be his new palismen (according to Dana on twt the name of the palismen is Waffle. I love it.), but I also love that Hunter was (or maybe still is) Dell's apprentice by the looks of things

-The grave for Flapjack made me sob. And then the "Thank you for finding me" on it im just. I need a moment.

-HARPY LILITH HARPY LILITH

-Also I just realized now they all have matching Flapjack tattoos. Im gonna cry you guys.

-The way Darius just slides over after shaking Alador is the most tsundere anime thing ever.

-Theres a little abomination in Alador's pocket :0

-Raine with white hair is actually so fucking cool

-Gus looks so cool you cannot tell me otherwise.

-Everyone thought Eda would have like a robotic/abomination arm but no SHE HAS A HOOK AND IT'S AWESOME

-King had a growth spurt lets go!

-The quinceanera being called a king-cenera is just perfect. King is mastering the art of puns just like his father.

-King having his own glyph shapes is just perfect I love it!

-Collector making fireworks shooting stars is amazing

-THEY DID THE HUNTER "BYEEE" TO BOTH THE COLLECTOR AND US

Im going to miss toh. It was one of the best shows Ive ever watched.

Edit: I hat the new post editor istg

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cheolhub · 1 year

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NO CAUSE IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR WHEN THEY'RE MEAN

but imagine the aftermath, like you would not know how to fucking act after that and it throws you off your game and he wins the next race and !!!

you're so mad. you're so angry he got to your head that much. and he's so fucking smug about it. but of course, it can only go one way at this point, and at the end of the day you end up in his bed again bc what else are you even supposed to do?

AND HE'D BE SO MEAN ABT IT, all "can't believe you're here begging for my cock again. shouldn't you be out training? or are you just that much of a cockhungry slut?"

and it continues like that. it doesn't even matter who wins or who loses anymore, bc the outcome is the same anyways - you crying on his cock, you on your knees for him, you taking whatever he wants to give you. and you know that if this came out it could ruin your career, but you just can't stop.

(okay but spinning off of that earlier ask. what if you're in a crash, maybe it's one if the last races of the season, and he's THE FIRST ONE THERE bc holy shit he got so worried. like he always worries when someone crashes bc this shit is dangerous, but it's different now, and he doesn't quite want to think about what it means yet. (he's a little less mean the next time, not bc he's gotten soft or anything, he swears)) - ☁️

UR SUCH A FUCKING MENACE LIKE IM GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT. it’s 1 am so that means this is going to be hot shit (the bad kind 😹) ok but seriously if i dont make sense or it reads bad, im so sorry, ive written like 4k words today and my brains fuzzy

wonwoo is so cruel. he’s so fucking cruel. he’s insulting you while fucking you stupid, rambling on and on about how you’re always crawling back into his bed like a shameless loser. about how you have no self-respect whatsoever. about how you should be out training even though you’re going to lose again. and again. and again.

and you’re just taking it because, fuck him, but he makes you feel so good. he bullies his cock into you and makes you cum countless times and it’s just too fucking good. you’re in this toxic… relationship? would you even call it that? you’re in this toxic situationship and you have no idea how to get out of it… or if you even want out of it.

and, cloudnon, you’re 100% right. it doesn’t matter who wins or loses.

if he wins, he’s fucking you as if he were some type of god with the cockiest smirk on his face. if you wanna cum, you have to beg and tell him how much of a loser you are. (woah humiliation kink popped out again my bad)

if you win, he’d be so fucking pissed. so so angry and he’s taking it out on you, immediately adjusting that cocky attitude of yours. makes you cum over and over till your just in tears babbling his name and incoherent pleas.

no matter what, he’s always going to have you begging for more bc you’re just his a pretty, cockhungry slut.

[oh my god i alrdy know that didnt make any fucking sense, BUT WAIT BC UR LIL SPIN OFF THING IS KINDA CUTE ☺️ ill start with a poorly written post-crash bed scene]

you’re fine. you’ve told him several times, but he keeps asking and it’s starting to get on your nerves. but, like, it’s also starting to freak you out a bit. he hasn’t said anything mean to you and the way he handles you is kind of… soft? something you’re not used to at all when you’re under him like this

he’s still a bit freaked out if he’s being honest. you could’ve been really hurt… and it’s morbid… but you could’ve fucking died and he doesnt think he’d be able to stand it if anything really bad happened to you.

he has no idea what he’s feeling right now. he doesn’t want to know. god forbid he have a crush on the his top competitor and god forbid you don’t feel the same way.

you grow impatient with his gentle touches bc you’re dying to have him manhandle you like he usually does, so you sigh out. “wonwoo, told you i’m fine. just a few cuts and bruises. stop worrying so much. you won’t break me.”

he looks at you nervously and your heart squeezes a bit… he’s kinda cute when he’s not being a complete dick. “you sure?”

“i’m sure.”

“i’ll be nicer today,” he mutters, “y’know, since you obviously don’t know how to ride.”

there he is.

you smirk, “oh? why don’t you show me how then?”

he smirks, voice low when he says, “it’d be my pleasure.”

#[💌: ☁️]#aPLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS #BUT I NEEDED TO REPLY #SERIOUSLY THO IM IN LOVE WITH UR BRAIN

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flyingmintbunny0 · 1 year

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Ok I'm liveblogging this whole ep in this post for my own amusement/detriment

BUDDY DADDIES LAST EPISODE 12 SPOILERS!

I am not ready hhhhhh

They're back in their apartment and its snowing awww :,)

Breakfast duo!!! They are precious

Rei's in his work suit, somethings gonna go down as soon as Miri is at daycare isn't it

Also Miri mentioning her mom 😭 this so sad, they're gonna run out of excuses eventually. This lil girl is gonna need so much therapy

the pinky promise 🥺 Reis face pfbfbfbf

(also I dislike only Rei gave the pinky promise, something better not happen to Kazuki, if I get Banana fish'ed I'm gonna cry and die hhhhh)

Kazuki: "They're genetically inclined to be bad with words, after all." PDHDBDBFHF THATS TOO FUNNY TO BE A REFERENCE TO REIS DAD PLEASE

YEAH KYU TELL EM OFF, YOU TWO HAVE TO GO TO HER XMAS PARTY

Omg we were right they are going to go after the organization, i didn't think that would come true omg

HOLY SHIT THESE TWO ARE INSANE I LOVE THEM "living weapon" DAMN RIGHT

KAZUKI WAS GOING TO DRIVE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR THIS MAN IS FERAL

HEY

HEY YOU CANT CUT AWAY LIKE THAT Kazuki is in danger hhhhhhh

Miri is babey tho i love her

Ogino is a horror game/movie villain oh my god he's scary, pls die

holy shit

that fight was visceral what the fuck

Ogino mentioned Kazuki's wife, Kazuki's bluff, Rei's hair came undone (the symbolism aaaa), the sound direction for Ogino's death is so uncomfy like damn and then they eXPLODE HIM HELL YEAH

Also they're partners im gonna cry 😭😭😭

pinky promise is back 😭🥺😭

Rei's recap im done im ded ;v;

REI REI OH MY GOD BRO WHAT

This is insane, it makes sense to keep the boss alive so the others from the org dont go after them for revenge but omg

Glad Rei told off his dad completely tho haHA get fucked!!

Miss Anna deserves the world <3

they made it ;v; and the santa outfits ;v; hwhwhhhh

its so cutee aaaaaaa ;v;

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL A TIMESKIP???????

COFFEE SHOP AU IS REAL???????? IM SOBBING

Theyyydre 😭 aa fammilyyyyyy hhhhhhwhbdhdjdhdb 😭😭😭😭

This was the best possible series finale i am never going to recover, my heart has melted onto the floor, im deceased

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies episode 12 #buddy daddies friday #I am a puddle I need a minute im so happy but also so sad its overrrrr #WE GOT A HAPPY ENDING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gold-onthe-inside · 3 days

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watched turtles all the way down and I had thoughts

• love the fucking intro

• nalini from nhie is hereeee

• holy shit this started out heavy

• the childhood montage and the music is mwah

• it's perfect it's perfect it's perfect

• daisy is amazing i love her

• dr pepper ! I see you j green

• oh bad guy and her obsessive thoughts is amazing

• daisy's a good friend

• SCHOPENHAUER QUOTE

• succession lady!

• HAROLD!!

• daisy and aza are such bestiessss

• the mystery music is killing me!

• daisy's fucking pee pee monologue is killing me!

• DAISY YOU FUCKING STAR 'do you still have that canoe'

• 'we're about to live the American dream. benefitting off of someone else's misfortune.'

• the star wars lightsabering ahshs

• the music for this movie is SO WELL CHOSEN

• 'she's a... Leo'

• HIS SMILEEE

• I love aza and daisy sm

• "MICROBIANCA"

• SHE FOUND THE BLOG

• aza's embarrassment is so cute

• oh they're such refreshingly accurate teens

• HE KNOWS SHE LOVES DR PEPPER

• THIS HOUSEEEE

• Mychal is cute

• THE FISH METAPHOR!!!!

• 'I like the way your brain works. it hums.' hshshajbsj

• sir, she thinks you're giving her pop tarts

• 'tuatara abuse' I SNORTED

• no-one gets between daisy and her money

• girl math

• the tension between besties is tensioning

• JOHN GREEN CAMEO

• he's smiling too much though

• oof this mother daughter relationship needs work

• "maybe because our hearts are broken in the same places" GIRL I--

• I don't remember them swimming in the book

• GOD they're cute

• THEYRE FLIRTINF SHSHJSBS

• IM LAUGHING

• the catch 22 lines

• noah's cute and his voice is so contrasting with his cheeks

• AIRPLANE IS NEW

• DRINKING DR PEPPER IN CHAMPAGNE GLASSES

• why can't I have a boyfriend who flies me to Chicago :(

• insaneeeeee

• debby ryan?

• THIS IS INSANEEEE AZA MARRY HIMMM

• who has a boyfriend who takes you to your idol?

• SHES TELLING HER THE TURTLES STORY HSHSHWJ

• aza!!!

• uh oh uh oh

• it's happening she ate it

• HOW DOES SHE DO THAT WITH HER FACE?

• this is so sad now I might cry

• oh no oh no no no she's reading the fics

• uh oh the mustard argument

• SHIT THE CAR CRASHED

• oh god I'm crying

• oh no no no no this is not good

• it's giving horror movie

• no honey please stop

• her mom singing is gonna make me cry again

• both of you stop doing that with your face

• mrs holmes making me cry again

• where is my daisy? I need someone to yell that they love me and be buried next to me.

• they solved the mystery!!!

• I want daisy's pretzel earrings

• "I stole it from a lizard for you." were more romantic words ever said?

• never mind there can be: "I think if I don't go now, I'll never leave"

• aww they found a way to bring in hope

• even in the future daisy must have pink hair

• "love is both how you become a person and why. love, holmesy is how you become real."

#turtles all the way down #movie

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zafetycar · 2 months

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something i'm made for - LN4

⭐︎ lando norris & singer!female!reader - social media au

⭐︎ one in which lando norris' partner gets nominated for an oscar for "best original song" and wins

⭐︎ warnings: ⏀

⭐︎ word count: ⏀

previous part ⭐︎

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you asked, i shall deliver

in honour of billie eilish winning the oscar for best original song (i was so happy about this btw), this is the second (and final) part of the lando norris social media au i did in february !!!

requested by @/daniellef89x :)

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yourusername thank you so much madrid, you lived up to your expectations well ;)

lil break before we go back on tour, heading to LA for some regular events 👀 ill update u guys on it

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user1 some regular event lmao bitCH YOURE GOING TO THE MF OSCARS

user2 no her acting as if she wasn't freaking out inside

⌞user3 she probably isn't tho

landonorris can I come along ?

⌞yourusername you're literally in my suitcase

⌞alex_albon can I come too ?

⌞yourusername bring lily with you

⌞lilymhe coming babe

user4 her shirt 🥹🥹🥹

⌞user5 i'm new can som1 explain ?

⌞user6 '4' is her bf's racing number !

⌞user7 i can't this is so cute!!!!!!!!

carlossainz55 told you rockstar, we spanish know how to party 😉

⌞yourusername you guys are massive alcoholics but yall got the moves

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yourusername no words can describe how im feeling rn. last night was wild. kenergy is real. i have a second oscar. celebrated all night. don't wanna get out of bed now. (can't walk really).

also i was in the same room as cillian murphy aka 'ocean eyes' muse and i almost passed.

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user8 she's so real for this I would kms if cillian even just walked past me

user9 but the way he smiles tho omg

danielricciardo we literally screamed when they said your name!! huge congrats, you run the world!

yourusername 🫶

lilymhe BABE THIS IS AMAZING

liked by yourusername

alex_albon I KNOW

lilymhe i wasn't talking to you

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Hop hop is always the funniest motherhopper in the whole show

'i wish I could be lovingly embraced by all of humanity'

Me too sprig. Me too

They keep hinting that Polly is insanely smart

How are frogman and granddad the same. It's not frogman throwing cars around

Wow they're super powered handymen. Should go into construction! Ok well I guess the cop knows granddad did an oopsie

'it ended up doing more harm than good anyway' DID IT??? HE SAVED A BUS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO A CAR!!! nobody got hurt when granddad got angry at him. They really boiled the superhero genre down to nothing lol. Wow they're really not gojgn back on it ahahahahahaha. FUCK superheroes and them saving people from traffic accidents. Superheroes ain't shit!!! buses should just crash!!!!

Apparently.

Did Olivia take Marcy in when she hadn't even proven herself as head of the whatever artificer rogue guild? Wow

THE GHOSTS AND THE CRYPTID MOSSMAN LOOKALIKE ARE OTHERWORLDY PRISONERS. OOF. WOW!

Damn!;! Damn!!! That's why I like children's cartoons so much!!!! They just throw in horrific shit like it's FRESH. WAOW IS THERE FANFIC !!?! I LOVE HORRIFIC POSSESSION!!!!!! Marcy just went very much up in my characters I love list. Though she was seriously growing on me already. She trapped her friends in another world. Then didn't even go to look for them but let herself get distracted with what SHE could get out of it. Then never told them she was planning to take them travelling on and on - not home. Meanwhile she's just sooo sweet and sooo cute and harmless. A klutz. Sincerely affectionate but also careless. SO LONELY. She's got shit parents but she RARELY lets on. She lets herself be distracted. The most closed of all of them. An actual literal real world child prodigy, boundlessly curious and passionate for the world, and ruthlessly strategic. And now -she has merged with the best evil minds of Newtopia, been forced. She has become the city's evil heart. She refused to see the rot at the heart of the kingdom (she's smart enough to have discovered it) and now she has been eaten by it. Shes lost all control of her body and mind - by all accounts she must be trapped under the suffocating crush of the Core, yet aware. But at least, she is not alone anymore ....

am I gonna have to write the fic about the possession just like I did for catra...

Anne is the leader in the field, the soldier, the superweapon, the beacon, the protector, Sasha is the general, the tactical and violent hand of/against the state, and Marcy is the queen....strategic, focused on systems, improving lives

I should stop characterising bc the show likes to juggle them sometimes...also did just realise that my book has this ....theme role division for the three main characters

I like the gender non conforming FBI agents

God the squeak toy sounds for the frogs will never get old. Also the close ups with the voices

king Andreas sure is such a wonderful villain. So hearty and jolly and cruel

Ah the it girls are gay and in love

The characterisation of small children in this as Monsters will continue to baffle me

Ohhhhh I LOVEEEEERR evil hivemind Marcy. I LOVE HER. Esp bc the core seems to have also taken on some of her personality

HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING SPRIGS PRESENT FOR ANNE OH MY GOD!!!!!! THE VOICE ACTING AND TIMING AND WRITING ON THIS BIT HAAAAAAA

ANNE ONLY NOW IS INFORMING SASHAS AND MARCYS PARENTS THAT THEY ARE ALIVE. Also anonymously with the most outrageous claims....dude. they're not gonna fucking believe that

So Sasha's parents are divorced. She's also likely rich

They're opening an interdimensional portal with the energy from a car battery....

We're on the right track. YOU CREATED AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL WHAT THE FUCK

It's fascinating - apparently the only thing to see in LA are shops

ANNE IS HAVING THE 'IM JUST A KID' REALISATION

So they broke with Anne's blue colour scheme this episode just to do a Darth Vader reference?

Her parents have realised that Anne has become insanely proficient at combat

WHAT parents would not insist on coming along

I wanna know what SASHA is doing. GIVE ME HER RESISTANCEEEEE

GOD Anne's powers look so damn cool

Interesting that they never returned to that bit about the mother of olms when that was their main lead

Sasha has a new OUTFIT. Instantly gives Anne the commander helmet. They undersell how significant that is. Is this episode gonna be about how Sasha is in her rightful place as commander and Anne is...for other things? I hope the colour of the helmet implies this. YES. Grime is saying the same. Please let it come true. Please let

Even Anne can tell. BUT SASHA IS TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT AND NOT TAKE CONTROL SO MUCH. And she's. Right that the people want Anne

WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK that's the most Anne thing I LOVE IT she just GOT EATEN to get Sasha to take command. Man. Every emotional moment between them always great

Skdnkdndkdhdjdjdbd sometimes there's an amazing joke

YES THEYRE GOING ALL IN ON TACTICAL SASHA

GOD I LOVE SASHA MILITARY TALK AND HER INTELLIGENCE. YES I LOVE THE RESISTANCE!!!!

Sasha is like: the resistance can't lose both of us. But then does send both of them on mission. She did this deliberately to train with Anne for sure and/or to help toady develop in Crocker's team. Nah the narrative is not that smart. She did believe they could do without them though

Sasha literally kicked a giant rock in half

It's actually really fun to think about how Anne and Marcy and Sasha haven't noticed their own insane power creep - even without stone powers

Actually why did Anne put on the exact same outfit again. The school uniform or whatever...

Sasha and Anne work so well together as co leaders AAAAA I love them. Sashas signature are emojis....

SASHA CHEERLEADING BUT BEING TOO BUSY TO REWRITE THE SONG OH MY GOD I LOVE HER

This last season is honestly the best. Except for all the sappy parent scenes.

YES I KNEW IT. Marcy is locked in her own mind and the core has inherited quirks.

LOVE that Barrel is the famous toad from the past that they got the hammer from. LOVE that Leaf apparently started the planter line. All young and contributing to a horrific interdimensional empire without second thoughts.

God...the core sure is uhhh a horrific ancestor hivemind hanging out in the body of the kid you quite liked and then killed. The character design for Darcy is amazing

The question is why Sasha and Anne are hitting just little targets when they KNOW that the heart of Andreas' power is the music box. take that, and he can't invade shit

So Leaf left a leaf of paper for Andreas...

Sasha is more of a dog person...who woulda thought. Marcy and Anne are definitely the dogs in the relationship...

I LOVE how all the episodes are coming back!!! Bittyburg. Domino. Trattonio.

Their official titles are madam generals. I love it

Just realised that the Newts look like lotr elves

The FLYING the EYES the VOICE the MAGICAL HAIR . GOD it's so cool

Sasha supporting Anne afterwards. So cool

'im sorry sash' THEY HUG.

Their strategy is like that of a movie that Marcy watched. YIKES. The core will see through it for sure

Ah Marcy was not happy about Anne and Sasha not sharing in her interests.

Oh SHIT. That's what happened to Olivia and Yunan. Grisly.

Are you fucking serious.....Anne and Sasha beat these two by doing a perfectly synced DANCE that they still remembered perfectly after a tearful and emotional heart to heart where Anne grabs Sasha's hand in both hands and anyway

The voice actress for Marcy must be having SO MUCH FUN

GOD!!! THE ANIMATION. THE AMAZINGLY COOL OUTFIT FOR DARK MARCY. YAAAAAA

Dark Marcy about to kill ANNE!!! YEAAAA ANGST

'amusing. You want to beg?' ahhh delightful. Stupid petty shitty ass imperialist ancestor kings are so easy.

'we look forward to dissecting you. Alive' I LOVE IIIIIT SO EVIL!!!! USING MARCYS VOICE FOR IT TOO!! please tell me Marcy was aware of almost killing Anne with her own hands.

But you know what? I do believe that Anne's parents have informed Mr X that there IS GOING TO BE AN ALIEN INVASION AND THEY NEED TO PREPARE THEMSELVES

They literally use their tongues for everything but those weren't incapacitated. Dark Marcy was very stupid to tie them up instead of instant collaring of course

Instead of helping the people not get murdered they're setting up a base....sldjdkdknff

Shit. She might NOT be aware of what happens on the outside. Too bad. The core is just distracting her with endless temptations

So they deleted her memory. Yikes. Is she getting that back? Permanent brain damage Marcy? Sounds very uh angsty

'and save any remaining civilians' YOU MEAN THE ONES WHO HAVENT BEEN EATEN WHILE YOU LEFT THEM TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES????

Wow when they went in for that hug I was like ????????????? Bc for on sec it was drawn rather differently like faces first

Wow. Soldiers are actually dying in this rts game

Olivias WHAT hahahahaha

Does...Sasha look like edelgard in Marcy's dream world hahahaha

Holy shit wow I did NOT expect them to parallel losing Polly's and Sprigs parents with losing Annes

Wow. What a solution. The monsters that killed your parents. The solution? Tame them and sicc them on your enemies. That's...unconventional

The cartoony shit where the enemy always surprise attacks with something non-lethal. Ah

Now they're just showing off with the animation for Marcy.

The only reason the whole of LA hasn't been blasted yet is due to one simple trick by Anne where her life might be essential

Is Andreas really gonna fight her? YEEEEESSSS ANNE GOING PSYCHOANALYSIS ON ANDREAS YESSSSS THATS WHAT I WANNA DO CALL HIM PITIFUL!! BOTH MOCKING AND GENUINELY PITYING HIM

Wow the Core builds some really shit AI lol

It hurts that they don't want what you want. Oh Marcy. I love you

Ok. Not the message I would have sent to Andrias, Leaf.

Wow the Core is so damn strategically weak actually. Guess having a hundred minds in there makes making decisions kind of difficult actually

So how did Anne get her third wind?

'nothing can take away the memories of the time we spent together'

But that's not true...because memories fade....

The Moon is a core base??????

Lol Sasha's outfit is punk

They look fucking cool

'this is the coolest most anime thing that's ever happened to me' well YEAH marcy

Pfffthrjdjdnfkfn a nat 20

MARCY STUMBLED IN SPACE

Honestly think this is dumb and they should have done a teamwork friendship move

Ok yeah I remembered right. Frobo CAN fly so why did he take the heron.

Wow CANON GAY NEWTS

'nothing will change what you mean to me' not time not space

Is that true?

YES!!! Grown up Polly!

Were Maddie's sisters so young that they're still pollywags?

Bessie and Joe the sparrow....

I guess it's nice that Sprigs still got Polly, and Hop Pop and Ivy. And that Anne's not dead. Really the defining thing here that makes things ok

You're telling me that. Anne Sasha and Marcy GREW APART. AFTER SAVING TWO WORLDS TOGETHER. WOW. Talk about a depressing message. I am...uh Deleting that part from my brain what the fuck. They could have just stayed friends???? Is the message that what Marcy was scared of actually happened and wasn't so bad? My god

#amphibia #my stuff #vidi #wow.....this sucks.#you aint fixing this with a new polaroid picture what the fuck??? they could have jsut stayed in contact?? was this whole show a fantastica #processing of lost friendships???

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asafeplaceforus112 · 1 year

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The owl house season 3 episode 3 watching and dreaming

OH MY GOD!!! KINGS DAD?!?!

String bean my beloved 😭😭😭

OH MY GOD THE GIRL FRIENDS ARE FIGHTING

Holy fuck these nightmares

I love how the semantics are how Luz figured it out

Why did Luz touch Amitys arm pit as a way to know she "felt like Amity" ??? XD Luz been squishing her arm pit??

OH MY GOD THE OWL HOUSE FAMILY MEETING EACH OTHER AGAIN

Eda kissing their heads!!!

Oh no belos knows king is a titan

Raines voice is so soothing

The palismans becoming frieeends

I like that Luz is realising that the collector is just a confused kid

Come on Raine you got this,get rid of him!

It's Pacman!!!!

Marbles!

God you just know that the games were gonna be an episode! If only Disney weren't fuck wits

Tetris!

"I think I barfed ... Like TWELVE TIMES" "Wanna make it lucky number thirteen *yeets king*"

The collector has they/them pronouns awwweee baby space child

The collector is just a kid that's been used by the adults in their life. Smol vibes with that, we all vibe like that

Low key love the detail of the heart beating still, coz hearts do be like that, they keep pumping by themselves out of the body

Holy shit holy shit holy shit it's SANS /J /lh

OH MY GOD IS THE TITAN ACTUALLY ALIVE??

The belos spread is really really disgusting and that's like a compliment to the animators

NO BITCH he TRYING TOU KNOW

You know collector really tried

OH MY GOD ITS GROWING ON HER OH FUCK THAT

This fucks with our fear of holes so bad

OH MY GOD LUZ JUST DIED LUZ JUST DIED

"I dont feel so good Mr. Stark" energy HOLY FUCK

Oh my god Luz just died

Holy shit holy shit this is so fucked up

The collector not understanding that she won't come back

Theyre so confused and scared poor baby

oh thank god, kings dad thank god

HOOTY IS A WORM FROM KINGS DAD

NO YIU FUCKIN EITH NE, HES EO SMOL AND LIKE DAD SHAPED

KINGS DAD IS BIGENDER

I love King's dad

Please please I need king to meet his dad

I'm gonna cry king isn't gonna meet his dad will he

The idea of the massive skeleton having the clothes I just oh no

Oh it makes sense.... Because because they couldn't have the boiling Isles if the titan woke up and existed

Oh no string bean

Oh no the collector is so confused and scared

OH NY GOD TITAN KYZ IS SI FHCKING COOL

LUZ STILL DOING CATCHPHRASES

Edas happy "aaaaaaaaaah"

I love how Luz is taller

Please don't have the collector die, I really luv the lil dude

I like how eda has to help coz Luz isn't used to having magic by herself

Nawww gus' lil guy falling 😭😭😭

I LOVE THAT IT WAS A THING FROM THE BEHINGING THAT ITS "MAGIC COMES FROM THE HEART" stop that's so cute

RAINES ALIVE

Awwwwweee they love each other

LUZ SAID THE LINE

Different note, I love how King screams the aroace flag /lh /hj

Fuck you belos

Awwwwweee the archive building turns into a crown for the titan

Awwwee the collector just wanted friends

Now kisth (referring to Raine and eda)

I love how Belos is trying to pretend like he's cursed

I love that they just squished Belos

"dang kid you do have tol genes"

They made it! They're all alive

"I loathe you" " bread pun!!!" Shut that's so sad and cute and heart breaking

Awwwee they're all together

OH MY GOD GROWN UP LUZ??? I HEARD THAT VOICE DEEPEN

STEEEEEEEVE

Awwwee Gus having different clones and his dad guessing which one

DARIAS AND HUNTER SHUT

Borscha missed her GFS /j /lh

SSTTTEEEEEVVEEE

The girlfriends kiss im so glad

AWWWEEE EDA AND CAMILLE MET

HOOOOOOTTTTTTTYYYYY MY BELOVED

King saying " I hope I see you again"

Luz has no magic ):

She still has string bean and potions tho!

GROWN UP LUZ

THEY BOTH GRADUATED

STRING BEAN WITH AN APPLE ON DA HEAD

Hunter became a person that makes palismans

They're in love ur honor

He got his moustache!!

Oh my god Amity is a queeeeen

Awwweee he retired

Awwwwweee they figured out magic to get rid of the coven seal I'm so happy

OH MY GOD DARIUS AND ALFOR? COUKD THERE BE A SHUP? COUKD HE HATE HIM COZ HE OOGES HIM MWYBE!!!

Raine 🥰

Gus is a teacher

EDA HAS A HOOOOOOOK I LOVE THST FOR HER

King is lanky!!!!! Lanky middle evolution!!!!

Awwwwwweeee "king-cerea"

THE BIRTHDAY CAKE DOLL THING

King si making magic!!!

NEW GLYPH LANGUAGE SHUTDUDP

HES SO LANKY

Willow Dom's the hell out of hunter /j /lh

"BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"

SHUTTUP oh my god ;-;

Tdlr: fuck Disney for not giving us more of this show

#owl house spoilers #the owl house watching and dreaming

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bodyguard live reactions written in notes because miss baekhvnus deserves it and because I am bodyguard hwa biggest enthusiast LETS GO.

yns daddy being protective we love to see it omg daddy?? "and if u do Mr park I won't spare u" DADDY INDEED.

HOLY FUCK WAIT SEONGHWA AASSASSIN I NEED TO SEE THAT HAPPEN SHIT SHIT omg "okay hwa" i love yn here pls don't be a dumb girl NOT HWA ALMOST STEPPING ON THE CAT?? WHAT DID SHE DO TO U.. DUMBLES cute name 😭😭😭 their interactions are the cutest omg and her calling hwa hwa or seong omg soul mates energy "its an order mr park" YES MOMMY

KAI? KAI OMG KAI IS BACK WOAH "I'm going to do my job" step on me park seonghwa STEP ON ME THIS IS SO WELL WRITEN OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT DIE. they're best friends now :( my babies omg:( NAURR "they were my moms...""they what" SO CUTE.

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS. THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS. I'M GONNA CRY??? HOLDING HANDS YALL WHAT THE HECK "then I'll save you" CRYING SCREAMING ABSNWMBEBSJDB he's looking at baby pics of her so cute he must've liked her ever since I don't make the rules SHUT UP "you'll be there for everything, right?" SHUT UP I'M GETTING BUTTERFLIES I love them sm omg might me my fav soulmate hwa so far😭😭😭 THEY'RE THE CUTEST HE EVEN TOLD HER TO ASK HIM NEXT TIME FOR A PARTY FUCK OFF

he's offering his arm for "walking purposes" SURE LIKE I BELIEVE ANY OF U MEN. real butterflies im getting now im gonna cry omg shut up he's so unreal i love bodyguard hwa so freaking much u have no idea I want one so bad he's so in love I'll cry ooh sugar mommy yn I love to see it im gonna kms (/joke this time i promise 😹)

"why did you lie, seonghwa?" "I'm your best friend aren't I?" KICKING MY FEET LIKE THAT ONE STTONG WOMAN BONG SOON SCENE INSANE GOD IM oh jesus he's leaning in oh my God

BROO WOO YEO JOONG MY BABIES I'LL CRY WOO IS SO CUTE I'LL EAT HIM

OOH SEXUAL TENSION HERE WE GO.. oh my :( poor yn but he's not playing with ur heart girl he loves u since u were kids OPEN UR EYES. OMG THE SCENE WITH THE 30K AND I THOUGHT IT WAS EXPENSIVE REMINDS ME OF TWISTED LOVE WITH ALEX AND AVA AW.. rings and walking in the rain what are you doing to me oh my God i want to experience all of these

oh my God he's training am i gonna see a kiss rn I better see a kiss rn my heart is making fast beats ah man fuck that old man he's gonna die soon anyway HWA GET THE GIRL.

THEY KISSED OH MY GOD FUCK YES I'M??? YES KISS YOUR GIRL MY BELOVED PARK SEONGHWA I'm having so many emotions rn u can't believe this I'm actually kicking my feet and cry bc how the hell is he SO WOW "im into many things" SHUT UP AND SHOW ME THEN WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR HOLY FUCK IM GONNA JUMP JUMP JESUS CHRIST NOT HER FUCKING FATHER DO U WANT ME TO KMS?

MAN FUCK HER DAD WHAT'S EVEN THIS SHIT why why why WHY like man wouldn't u like ur daughter who's gonna be in possible danger bc she's ur heir with the best bodyguard out there?? logical thinking is something he lacks. fuck u daddy...

"people can fight wars for love".. Duke and his general... KAI URE EVERYWHERE I'M. SCARED OF U I really hope that in the last story of seonghwa time-line we get to know his identity a ruby red pendant oh my god. Jesus seonghwa you're the dumb one in this story for fuck sake just kill her dad like kai said and let's live happily ever after "im nothing yn" SHUT UP BABY YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING AND MORE GOD YOU'RE SO I'M GONNA he did not just "someone who isn't like you" well now what am I supposed to be FINE? I'M NOT MISS BAEKHVNUS I'M NOT.

hold up FIVE YEARS LATER??? SHIT we r going fast hold on omg

GOD OMG THIS IS SO HOT "and you are?" "park seonghwa" SO HOT SO HOT WOAH this is so crazy

"all you see is seonghwa everywhere" wlel good for you appreciate it 😤 wait why I feel like yunho is not a newbie but actually does it to help hwa lmao sjdjf wait what if this time yn will reject him bc of what happened in khronos like a parallel???? God I hope that's not the case SHUT THE FUCK UP HE STILL WEARS THAT DAMN RING omg she didn't reject him I'm so happy

it's officially 4am and I do not regret one bit by staying up to read this. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I'd wait a lifetime for one of your stories. this was absolutely insane, the roller-coaster of emotions being played in the last paragraphs and the way you portraited yn after the 5y gap.. wow. im so sorry im so shit with words but im seriously în love. this is probably my new favorite seonghwa time-line story, beating duke and his general and just friends - but that's just because im probably such a sucker for bodyguards - but seriously,, ik u said u wanted to get it over with and hope u won't disappoint but im seriously so happy for being team bodyguard hwa since the beginning and being its 1st supporter because it was so worth it. after the last few weeks this has been such a.. bless to me honestly and thank u sm for writing bodyguard hwa, thank you for the best story ever and just yk thank you for everything. I should go sleep now, ily🌃

😭😭😭 IM SCREAMING YELLING CRYING THROWING UP SHITTING IM FHWBFJWBDKS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS NOTES IM IN LOVE WITH ALL OF IT PLS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 tHANK YOU FOR LIKING THIS AND SENDING THIS IN IM ON THE FLOOR SILENT SCREAMJNGJRKSHDKS

DUKE???? YOU LIKE THIS MORE THAN DUKE???? IM????? HELLO?????

no bestie really thank you so much for liking it so much 😭😭😭 i hope it eased you a little after the past events !!!! please take care loads and get a burger bc >>>> and get a drink with it omg thank you so so much,,, for liking this and sending this in + thank you for being this happy!!!!!

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