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crushedsweets · 4 months

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I loved the ask about ticciwork what it would be like if they were able to date! Now I was wondering what that would be like with Jack and Toby!

Though I’m not sure if they have the same chemistry as ticciwork. 😭

Btw you have forever engraved ninakate to my soul LMAO I love them so much!! ❤️

I ABSOLUTELY CAN i think theyre super cute + i have a really sweet ticcijack ask i wanna draw soon. im gonna go off on a tangent about their upbringing and how that'd impact their sexuality tho, cuz i think that'd be relevant .

this was written more like notes for a one-shot of them getting together, rather than the format i did for ticciwork

ok. so for starters, toby has a huge wall to get over. i dont really have sexuality hcs for many of the creeps (jane and kate r lesbians, lius a gay man, ninas bi are my only concrete hcs) BUT i know toby's upbringing involved his dad constantly demeaning him for being 'feminine' (anytime he did something with lyra), a pussy, calling him slurs, telling him to man up, insulting any gay man he might see on tv, etc. and toby hates his dad, so he'd have an easy time being like 'ok whatever old man like i give a shit if a guy fucks a guy' BUT he would still feel a ton of guilt and shame if he were attracted to a guy.

jack might be a little similar, not because his dad was constantly berating him, but he still grew up in a pretty traditional house and his uncles/cousins would often tease him cuz he liked to cook and bake and had a lot of empathy. but he also went to university, and while it was still in alabama, a lot of colleges and stuff are a lot more progressive so it wasn't something he dwelled on much. live and let live, basically

AND AS A RESULT, it would be MUCH harder for either of them to make a move. toby would push any feelings down so fucking fast, and jack would just shrug it off and say he doesn't have like.. the "right" to have such emotions. after all he's done.

but they've also had a ton of intimate moments. the amount of times toby's been sat in his boxers while jack has to stitch up his stomach is kinda obnoxious. the amount of times jack checks toby's temperature and scolds him for dumb shit. toby scoffing and grabbing jacks wrist to pull his hand off, but his touch lingers

jack wears his mask a lot, but toby would make a comment. "i wanna see what you look like. it cant be THAT bad." and then jacks like ? asshole. so toby backtracks and is like "ok but if it is bad, thats kinda cool" and jacks like 'dude shut up'. but then toby would try and go on about 'im serious man you're over here stitching me up every other week and im practically the only person you talk to. let me see' and jack thinks about it. maybe not that day, but eventually he would.

if toby has already kinda come to terms with liking guys, OR he's so oblivious to his own feelings, he might say something stupid like "oh shit you're hot dude why do u wear that stupid ass mask" and jack would get embarrassed. and try to put it back on, but toby would snatch it and toss it on some counter and say "ok well now i know so stop wearing it" and jacks like. ok. fuck you. fine.

and toby stares a lot. like. a lot a lot. and jack kind of knows. the echolocation and thermavision helps him know toby's head is turned his way, but he can't exactly pinpoint where toby's eyes are. but he keeps turning away

toby would eventually just ask 'you gotta know im looking at you , right?' and jack is like ...well i thought so. thanks for confirmation. and toby laughs it off but jack is getting embarrassed

jacks feelings would develop slowly and he'd recognize every single moment he feels something. tobys would develop more rapidly, but he has no fucking idea what he's feeling is romantic. he thinks jacks attractive as fuck, he likes intelligent people, he likes how jack challenges tobys toxic ass mindset (only after the fact, hates it in the moment), and jack does a lot for him. patches him up, cooks him good meals.

the ask i mentioned said something about jack touching toby's lip and toby keeps looking at jacks lips and theres crazy tension etc etc etc. i genuinely dont know who would kiss who first.

if it were jack, toby would sit there kinda stunned, and jack would pull away and fumble out an apology. then toby tells him to do it again. and again, and again.

if it were toby, jack would immediately kiss back. he's had it on his mind for a long time, but genuinely didnt think anything would come.

toby would ask what now. he wants jack to set some sort of guidelines. he hates rules but holy shit does he not know how to navigate this, not with jack. jack would shrug it off and theyd try not to talk about it. toby might not come back to see jack for a while, but end up really hurt and dragged there to get his arm popped back into place. and jack would have to ask why he stopped visiting.

toby would admit it, finally. something about 'because i fucking like you and its really fucking weird and i dont wanna ruin the whole medic patient pal thing we got going on but this entire fucking time ive been avoiding you, im thinking about you a hundred times more'. and jack would ask why he thinks its weird. and theyd talk for a while

jack would ask toby if he could kiss him again, and toby would say yes.

#asks #ticcijack #creeped #theyre cute..... damn...#ticci toby #eyeless jack

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dogcodedcatboy · 3 months

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pre relationship: 3, general: 3, 6, love: 10, 13, domestic life: 7 !!

hihihihihihi !!!! i cant wait to start s2 tonight i need to see my kittycat i need to see him !!!!! thank u for always sending asks my aaroman warrior o7 u should rb this ask game 2 so i can pelt u w waystarshipping and jermstone questions

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

absolutely fucking not!!!!!!

by the time any of the roys find out its too late, theyre already very much together. i think the fam knows abt aaron before 04x03 and like, willingly keeps him a secret (have 2 believe none of them would out a family member for personal gain. if not just to avoid the shitstorm for logan). some of them wuld obviously would prefer for roman to a) not be gay or b) at least not be dating a Fucking Weirdo. oh well!

aarons friends are also not. thrilled. for obvious reasons. reactions range from 'ok...u r gold digging, right? does this mean we can afford a hot tub :D' to 'morally/ethically what the Actual fuck is wrong with you bro???'

What was their first kiss like?

hmm the first time they kiss probably an impulsive. half-drunken thing. prolly after their first '''date''' (which roman insists is not a date despite calling him up and inviting him for dinner and drinks). it's rlly messy, roman is kind of an awful kisser at first (out of practice #nobitches) so aaron is kinda like...ok....but it's very endearing somehow.

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

i could write a dissertation on. aaron and the roys. i think he's...polite? i mean, he knows roman is super close to them despite how fockin shitty they are to him all the time, so he's willing to grin and bear it. he doesnt like ken for Reasons (annoying on twitter, involvement in 'dog pound', annoying in real life)*, he's rightfully intimidated by shiv, he thinks connor is rlly fuckin funny, he has a weird psychosexual obsession w tom (as stated, would put tom in a saw trap), he thinks greg is cool and would like to talk about his record collection w him.

*authors footnote: i personally like kendall a lot i do love the fucked up brother dynamic between ken and rome BUT aaron is protective and an asshole and doesnt care abt nuance if youre mean to his boyfriend you go to the gulag for 1000 years ! aarons friends are hsi family! he lives w his childhood + college besties! they are all spectacular assholes as well so roman weirdly fits in! roman likes aarons bff because he is also a snarky asshole. one of aaron's college friends actually is from LA, so that's another person he can relate to somewhat. ovi he's a rich asshole tho and like, has to adapt to how normal people live and socialize (aaron and his friends arent even normal theyre like a weirdly codependent found family) but. they all kind come around to him! (will post extended oc universe lore someday on god)

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

i think they both are kinda stupid abt feelings and prefer physical affection, as sometimes its easier to manage than like, pouring your heart out. aaron is big on words of affirmation tho, once they r more comfy in their relationship/roman is more comfortable w receiving stuff like that.

Who remembers the little things?

aaron is def a romantic, he's big on anniversaries, quick to pick up little things like roman's coffee order, his favorite snacks, etc. roman is a little rusty but is surprisingly sensitive when he cares about someone. he's super in to aaron, so he makes sure to note all of aarons favorite movies and albums (so he can bring them up later and Totally sound like he knows what he's talking about).

[also they r a beautiful ocd (aaron) x adhd (roman) couple so in general aaron is Incredibly on top of things (or else he might die, who knows!) while roman is a fockin mess with remembering shit.]

Who kills the bugs in the house?

the real answer is gustav. he eats them. aaron will hold the cat up and he will take care of business.

#asks #me when my answered asks are so unbearably long #sorry im like this guys #it will happen again #jerome 🎥

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a52-i-guess · 3 months

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my review of the 2007 film "ratatouille"

okay so for context, i wrote this while/after watching it on the plane. plane wifi blocks discord, so i was originally gonna dump it in my friend discord the moment i hit the ground. it's long enough that it's more suitable for tumblr anyway, so im posting it here. but it's probably in a slightly different tone than i would normally use for a tumblr post.

here goes:

it's good!!!

it's really well-animated, the story is reasonably compelling, it's funny, and i love tiny evil chef and tall evil coffin-man critic. tiny evil chef is so much fun, and ego (the critic) is compelling, and everything he owns is shaped like coffins. which is great.

the politics are a bit weird, since it tries to treat stealing food like it's the same kind of thing as breaking into people's houses and stealing tvs. like it's some objective, unpardonable crime that the universe hates. but it also judges the rats for… eating garbage??? it's very strange. either you judge them for eating bad and having no taste, or you judge them for stealing instead of eating garbage. or, ideally, you judge them for neither, because theyre doing the best they can with little alternative. the solution to poverty this movie offers is simply "become rich".

also it's a bit weird about women? like the bit where linguini is going crazy trying to explain remi, and colette pulls out a can of mace. that's both funny and Real. but then he DOES lean and in kiss her out of nowhere, and instead of macing him she… lets it fall to the ground. that was kind of uncomfortable to me. it's also a bit sad to see a character whos defining arc is that shes worked really hard to get where shes at despite her gender… end up as a much flatter Love Interest in the second half of the movie.

the whole "anyone can cook" thing is a bit weird too. throughout the movie it makes it very clear that remy CAN cook, and linguine cant. not only that, but remy's ability is not through love, dedication, and practice, but born talent and physical gifts. it contrasts pretty heavily with the supposed theme of the movie! rather than "anyone can learn to cook" (true, uplifting), the message is rather "anyone with enough talent can cook, but that talent can come from any background". which the movie pretty much says directly at the end, actually. "not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere".

that was a lot of criticism for a movie i really did enjoy quite a bit. easier to pick apart things i dont like than verbalize things i did. which is something that the movie touches on, actually.

one thing i really did like is the choice of ratatouille. obviously they chose it because it's a pun, but like colette says, it's a peasant dish. remy grew up on a farm! he raided the house of an old lady who's implied to have lived through wwi and probably was a peasant before that. this is something from his roots. i like that. and the bit with the critic eating it is parodied endlessly, but that's because… it's really really good. seeing the dour critic suddenly smile -- first in confusion, then in wonder, then in giddy eagerness -- it made me tear up. it's really really good.

despite all my qualms about the themes, and despite my stupid goof where i treat it as high cinema, im glad i downloaded this movie on a whim the other day. i enjoyed it, and it made for a good plane movie.

additional thoughts:

this rat is GAY.

THAT RATATOUILLE (in the dish, not on the plate) WAS A FLAT IMAGE WITH NORMAL MAPS! I SAW THAT PIXAR!!! YOU CANT FOOL ME!!!

#text #my posts

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gluri · 6 months

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i know its popular for sebastian in s6 glee aus to just place him in karofskys place dating blaine but in my ideal glee season 6 universe he comes in post klaine marriage and specifically post dalton burning down. the situation here is that blaine observes that the warbler expats are not engaged with any of the lessons that theyre doing. so his idea is to take a page from the new directions book and invite warbler alumni. but the thing is. most and all the warblers are busy with their own very successful lives. except for maybe hunter who is probably in jail or dead. he goes through his contacts and calls every single other warbler he knows but somehow he cant get a hold of any of them. except for one. but no. he cant do that. what would kurt think? but for the sake of the club he unblocks sebastians number anyway. sebastian notices his number is unblocked because he is just weird and disturbing like that. so in return, S shoots B a text saying he's in town and heard about the fire. B leaves S on delivered.

anyways at this point in this hypothetical glee episode one of the gay looking warblers has an outburst in the club room and then like 2/3rds of the warblers threaten to leave. rachel kurt and schue all agree that an intervention is needed for the new dewarblers. blaine tells them the whole deal with Operation W and they all get into an argument. "why in gods name would we invite someone who resorted to blackmail and assault to be a guest for glee club! that's antithetical to EVERYTHING we stand for" "well..... maybe he's changed 🥺" "its not like we have any more options. and we need the warblers" (LOL). eventually they agree and blaine contacts sebastian again.

Its boyband week (<- which im actually surprised they never did..?). Sebastian does the Jonas Brother's "Burnin' Up" showing off that classic Head Warbler Stage Presence™️. Stand O from the warblers. Jane scoffs and says this lesson is stupid because coddling the warbler's fragile male egos should be low on ND's priority list (she's right). Kitty alludes to the steroid plotline from season 4. Spencer is starstruck because he's never met a gay man more homophobic than him. General consensus among ND's coaching team is "well it couldve gone worse." okay thats all i have i ran out of ideas

#ugh i shouldve wrote glee season 6 #i really like the idea of S having a little april rhodes/holly holiday/whatever NPH's character's name is moment #since glee didnt really get characters like that in the later seasons #this episode takes place post child star and replaces the rise and fall of sue sylvester #since the latter is such a nothingburger episode #whether or not hes a serious threat to kl is a more ymmv thing theres many ways this can go but honestly i dont think he is #as much as he wants to be #theres a b plot you could insert in here involving jane and the head warbler

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slowjamastan · 6 days

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hi, I like you and what you post but may I ask what your view is with trans folks? I genuinely just want to know, tbh it doesn’t matter to me your views but I am just curious because you don’t seem particularly judgy but a little more traditional

oh yeah fair question. i hope u dont mind if i expand on my life a bit, bcz my views make more sense w context i think. tldr at the end

so i identified as dif flavors of nonbinary/trans/queer for nearly a decade of my life. ive been on tumblr since 2010, i called myself "trans" since age 14. ages 18~20ish i went to art school. it was a Peak Woke environment if you will and i fit right in. i dropped out when i realized the artists life wasnt for me. I had no idea what to do next with my life, so i did a lot of serious introspection and among many things, made the conscious decision to consider points of view on trans people from places other than tumblr (there is a lot wrong with me), like, i found out that people who didn’t “get” the trans thing aren’t universally stupid and considered their concerns. crazy ik. later i conclude baby steps style "hey i think 'nonbinary' as an identity might make no sense, like at all" and officially moved my worldview away from "identify as whatever you want forever uwu"

my opinion on nonbinary genderqueer etc people is that it was made up online in the early 00s at best. “but other cultures have third genders—“ yeah you mean like when gay men aren’t considered real men? or when theres no male children in a family and a girl has to take on that role? nonbinary folx are either children or immature adults who can barely function in society. thats not a moral failing btw but it is hard to watch

from this point forward, assume im talking about binary trans people.

i dont believe gendered pronouns are a decision you get to make, theyre when someone looks at you and diagnoses your appearance as one of two things, and trans or not you dont get to decide how other people see you. trying is an easy way to drive yourself insane and get 500 plastic surgeries and do nothing but obsess over your appearance for your short time on earth. this isnt controversial right? we've all seen trashy reality stars with fucked up faces and botched boob jobs right? trans ppl look like that to me. again, not a moral failing, but def a red flag considering, for instance, the price tag and self centeredness transitioning implies. but anyway it feels ridiculous to handle random men in skirts or women with green hair with kiddie gloves in public yk so i just gender em as i see em. i dont give them any space in my brain bcz why should i. sorry if u dont pass and are going to angry tweet ab this interaction, its not my problem

i started identifying with truscum types (because i was never doing the trans thing “for fun” ive been uncomfortable in my body and had complicated feelings on being seen as female for most of my life), and committed to being a trans man full time age 21~22. started therapy soon after while weighing the risks of T on my health and safety and what exactly i wanted from it, even tho i WOULD be kicked out if i medically transitioned and i had no safety net nor any close friends to help me, so i kept putting it off. i was saving as much money as i could from my pt job (while going to community college for my ged) but mentally getting worse and worse. so i got a prescription for ssris.

in a few months, zoloft not only helped my overall mental state but also alleviated the fixation on my body parts being somehow wrong (or maybe it was all the same thing?). it took away my ability to mentally spiral about gender for hours at a time. i dont know if thats a normal effect, or i got placeboed out of wanting to transition somehow. but i experienced the hypothetical scenario "what if you woke up one day and didnt want to be trans anymore" after 10 years of trans identity and organizing my life around transition as a goal.

it was awful but mostly a huge relief. the dysphoria (or dysmorphia or whatever it was) had felt innate and had been with me my whole life and it was just gone, age 23ish. i felt genuinely neutral about myself and my body, and didnt feel like other peoples image of me being “wrong” would make me kms. could have had something to do with my brain maturing also. (as an aside: it felt like 1/3 of my brain had been dedicated to the gender musing pathways and then stopped all at once. my head genuinely hurt. it was a bizarre physical sensation, like a lobe removal, and it took a good year for that to go away)

ive since gone on and off then quit my meds for good, and the mental spiral patterns came back, but its not strictly about my body anymore. its an overthinking pattern that can latch on to anything. (my friend with ocd described a similar cycle she gets caught in. i dont have full blown ocd but i can relate)

i realize my experience isnt universal ofc. gender dysphoria could be a result of a lot of things, but i dont think its an innate hardwired thought pattern. my take is its a result of trauma / autism / mental issues / bi/homosexuality in whatever combination. this is a personal opinion subject to change given evidence, naturally.

anyway. after the dysphoria evaporated, i moved on quick. my ideas about gender were still all over the place. i tried to be more feminine for a while to "match" how i "felt inside". i forced it, didnt enjoy it, but it was fine i guess. i was still insecure about my gender presentation. i still do have body issues, but who doesnt. i wear a mix of clothing styles these days and often get theythemed on vibes alone. im beating the tradwife allegations i promise

this is the point in the average detrans 20-somethings life where she will call herself a TERF semi-ironically and be a shithead online, which is what i did for a while. you pick up new perspectives that feel freeing and suddenly youre above all that gender drama bullshit, like finally you get to look down on the people suffering and laugh because theyre too dumb to "get it." its cathartic after a decade of feeling insane and suddenly feeling capable of living without inherent suffering. i reached gender nirvana and im better than you :3

then you wake up from that and go wait, that was fucking stupid lol. truly terminally online behavior, but i dont have regrets really. the most evil terfily thing i did, if ur wondering, was co-run a blog that reblogged selfies posted in public tumblr mlm tags. i dont think we even added commentary, but we got soooo much hatemail lmaooo. rip straightgirlarchive 🙏

even at peak terf phase i had irl trans friends by the way, and male friends for that matter.

i think the best way i could describe my feelings on trans people now is like meeting someone with a face tattoo, who also treats that tat like a religious experience. they can feel like this represents to the world who they are and are very serious about the symbolism of this tattoo, and thats fine. its trendy in many circles to have face tats rn (wont be for long) but theyre built different, they always needed this face tattoo to be themselves. bro u just dont understand the inner journey like u wouldnt GET it.... and then they complain about not being employable or single or how their loved ones are struggling to get used to their new look...you see what im saying. you get it

i dont hate people like this. i dont think trans people are subhuman or anything. but i am so so SO glad im not one of yall anymore u are ANNOYINGGGGG. I WAS ANNOYING!!!!! in hindsight i sucked so much and was insufferable to be around if u werent on My Level Of Gender Understanding which was based on nothing but social media infographics, >10,000 hours of blind introspection, and Vibes

my god if i could go the rest of my life not having to hear or think about trans stuff ever again i would. ive done my time. ive gotten my trauma. i dont wanna deal with this anymore but it is inescapable online and irl.

and of course, as a lesbian, i personally dislike what T does to womens bodies, not even getting into the top surgery epidemic.... plus theres now biological men taking over or shutting down every lesbian space. i gotta say, existing as a gay woman has never been more suicide inducing than current year /lh

but the human condition generates all types and genuinely if youre an adult and are determined to transition or microdose T or whatever, its your choice. we live in a society. im not gonna berate an alcoholic for drinking or a fat person for overeating either. hating yourself isnt a crime and i can say i find transing cringe but thats subjective and no one asked me. im just chillin, truly, and we can be friends even if i disagree with your life choices. like. its on par with being friends with someone with 200k in college debt to me. you made a dumbass decision imo but maybe to you its worth it, and what are either of us gonna do about it now? im not arguing shit brother, live ur life. manage those consequences best u can. i love u

in conclusion i wasnt born destined to be trans, im a gender nonconforming lesbian with mental problems related to gender and social roles because of the lesbian thing. this is a normal experience that i overthought into body dysmorphia and identity delusions because of the culture around me... im definitely not a radical feminist. maybe call me gender crit but i dont care. i dont identify with any labels that strongly. labels are the mind killer.

TLDR:

-nonbinary isn’t a real thing outside of hyperonline exclusively-politically-left subcultures, which i personally find annoying since ive left it behind in the process of maturing. to each his own but im allowed to roll my eyes and not play along with larping teenagers and it doesn’t make me evil

-there are no major female / male brain differences. there are no gendered souls. gender dysphoria shouldn’t be treated with transition, because extreme body modification is a mental illness problem in every case. i can’t stop anyone with my opinions obviously but if i could talk to my younger self, id say wait until you’re 25 for the brain development, and in the meantime try less invasive/understudied treatments to improve quality of life.

final disclaimer: i am in my 20s. my views on life and social issues will continue to evolve as long as i live, but the cringe i feel when seeing visibly trans people will never truly go away due to personal traumas. and my trans exes, probably. im super over the queer scene, im a normie gay now. blessings peace love and light

#thanks 4 your patience i had a busy day yesterday. i wrote like 2 versions of this bc i wanted to get my feelings across #its still all over the place but i think it came out better than last time i tried to articulate my feelings on the trans population #mail #post #i deleted a lot of tangents. i like talking ab myself. maybe i just need to write a biography

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love-nakamura · 4 months

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For the character ask game, Percy Jackson numbers 4 and 18?

first of all HI FRIEND<33 thank you for asking you are so brave and amazing and I love you

[so the thing about Percy is 1. I love him and 2. I havent read the source material in.... Years.. but I shall answer most honestly]

4: If I could put Percy in any other media where would I put him?

a) technically he does have 2 movies hes in a TV show now my baby!!!!!!

b) actually I think this question is asking if I could put him in another world maybe..?

If so, with the pre-requisit he travels with Annabeth, I would honestly love to see him in a Brandon Sanderson universe, specifically the Reckoners series. I think it would be interesting to see him fight other People with 'powers' rather than gods/non humans.

All of the Percy Jackson series in my head always has people fighting for causes that are blamed on a higher power or another group/being (eg. the fights, although against another demigods, are people who side with demigods vs people who side with gods, titans, monsters, etc. to fulfill human desires/pride... yet at the same time these guys are being manipulated by others... ) and I would love to see him navigate slightly more human-blamed causes and issues!!

Also he would just be so cool and strong!!!!! hahah

18) A relationship Percy has in canon that I admire

all of them m...... Percy has great chemistry with Everyone, but two more specifically:

a) Grover. I think theres so much missed potential tbh in the series as time goes on. Grover is like a full ass adult but theyre also best friends. technically Grover lied by omission to percy for like the start and basis of their friendship but also they have an emotional and mental bond that connects them for life. they have saved each others lives a hundred times over. theyre brothers. also theyre stupid.

I think Grover must have felt a lot of like.. fakeness? Imposter syndrome? at first because dude hes basically a spy whos in charge of taking care of this kid, specifically a kid who reminds you a lot about a kid he Failed before.... and yet Percy forgives him and loves him and the fact that hes a half goat and an adult is like hey whatever since we're friends

It speaks a lot about Percy's character (and his loyalty) to me and also if you've read the other series you'll know Grover doesn't really go on quests anymore/show up a lot and yet their love for each other is still there and hey thats what friendship is yeah?

b) Nico. AHHH NICO *ahem* anyways. I Love Percy and Nicos relationship. one sided crush, percy is So Cool and like the Awesome Older Guy™ you know whose like..??? everything to you?? and also you're Gay and Percy freaking Hurt you and you feel like he was Wrong and Broke a Promise to you but you also realize as you grow older that guy is Literally Just A Guy™ and a Child at that.. and for Percy like.... this kid who looks up to you and hey this is actually like..? the First time in your life where someone explicitly states they think youre cool and a good role model and that Pressure!! and you feel that responsibility but also youre like 14????

and then later when you both get older you realize that the other person is so much more than you can ever see or understand and the portrait you had of them in your head barely scratches the surface and thats a Good thing because it means that people are so much greater than you knew and your past does not define you and moving on from something doesnt mean you dont love it anymore

I think Percy and Nico's relationship is admirable because theres so much forgiveness (both for each other and for themselves as they navigate what it means to have/make/maintain relationships with people that you've never experienced before) and thats beautiful to me.

this was Super Fun and I hope you have a wonderful day muah <3333

#me #pjo #ask game #THANK YOU THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN #I honestly didnt realize I had this many thoughts but like #I loved this #hope the answers were not too long or boring!!!!

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mouthpoisons · 1 year

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I decided that a modern human version of mord would be engineerpilled because eventhough he’s off grid and has spoken to 5 other human beings maximum in his whole life it didn’t fit to force him into the ye olde chemistry set mad scientist aesthetic of his canonical universe. if tools are available to him he’s gonna learn how to use them.

I also decided he has to be incomprehensible about it though. a machine is just a mechanical body and he's spent his whole life recreating those from scratch, he can teach himself mechanics. He has a computer that’s this ugly yellowed clamshell box thing he found broken in a dumpster and he took it apart and put it back together again until he learned how it works through brute force trial and error fucking about with it until it finally powered on

He doesn’t get why keyboards are qwerty setup and thinks its stupid. he completely took apart and rewired his so his keys are in abc order

he calls nessa to come over and have a look at his computer because he cant figure out whats wrong with it and she asked him to please call her if he can feel a meltdown coming on instead of ripping his teeth out again because thats bad. he's taken every component out and taken every component apart and looked at them under a microscope and re-saudered pieces and put pieces back together and reassembled his pc again but it's being very very slow and its driving him insane

she goes to his fucking swamp shack thats 20 miles in any direction from the nearest other house and sits at the antique desk and looks at his absolute behemoth of an autistic battle station where not a single piece of it was manufactured in the last 20 years and his homebrew abc keyboard and all the blood has already left her face before mord types in his 67 character long password and after loading for 5 minutes theyre both greeted to several porn popups and bonzi buddy and a browser that has so many toolbars the actual website viewing window is 2 inches tall. she has to explain to him what malware is and that he has a lot of it. his internet explorer history is nothing but shit like ''gay men fucking eachother so violently one of them dies''. the formula for the elixir of life is buried somewhere on his desktop alongside diary entries where he records the effects of giving himself various ''experimental substances'' hes made that are 50% extract of mushrooms that regular humans cant even touch without dying and 50% meth

#post #mord post

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fireandspiceland · 2 years

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*reporter voice*

"Well here we have this horny little motherfucker, joy"

Polyship dumbass is back.

I have thoughts™️ on the nordic polycule.

Iceland is the communal brother/child and also the chief blackmail collector, and considering the stupid shit these fucks get up to, there is plenty of it.

Looking disrespectfully at the SuDen milkmaid and cow thingy

Norway and Finland, though usually not seeming to be very dangerous keep the other 2 whipped as fuck, Norway is a kinky lil shit and finland is as well. Also probably a sadist sometimes. The other two have no complaints though they do like switching it up a bit. Just to feel like old times, all powerful.

Adding to all the horniness is a good side of fluff and angst too, less angst if it's a human au because the nordics thought history was just an absolute shitfest.

Them having netflix and chill nights in which Denmark Is guaranteed to fall asleep first no matter what he says. Wrapping eachother up in blankets and being warm in the cold winter nights, the hot beverages.

Just

MmmmmMmMmMmm

And because I am incredibly gay sometimes.

(All sexualities are purely headcanon)

Human (university/college) Au Belarus/Monaco/hungary/Liechtenstein.

They're all over 18 because that would be very uncomfortable if it wasn't, but there are indeed age gaps. Liech is 19 and in her second year at uni, Monaco is the same. Both are doing econ and are absolutely amazing at it. Natalya is doing forensics and is 22 because I said so and Hungary is Belarus' very boring professors very hot assistant and is 25.

Monaco and Liechtenstein were high school sweethearts and have been a "thing" since year 10, they're poly bisexuals and were looking for a 3rd person and who do they find in the gay bar other than belarus. They set out their ummmmmmmmm... requirements? Expectations? Idk the word but I think it might be terms? And after a while they started dating and soon became a very happy throuple.

Enter in Hungary on the last day of this school year, and she dressed very slutty because she could. She is pansexual so she is open to everyone but never expected a small troupe of stuttering students ask her for her involvement in their lil thing she is apprehensive at first but eventually agrees.

Let's just say they had a very good night

And during the summer break they got to know eachother more and better and deepend their relationship massively. By the first semester theyre an established grouple

Ok now onto some of the slightly hornier things.

Belarus can take pretty much anything with a straight face, except hungary and her "so good that it feels better than sin" fingers.

By no means are any of them virgins though, liechtentisen lost it to Monaco and vice versa one time when they were very drunk at 17 (illegally) though the younger ones are a little more vanilla than the other 2

Sorry if this is very, very long and the last one is very very cheesy, like I can feel the cheese oozing out of the ventilation holes

*taps microphone*

*clears throat*

Is this thing on?

(I'm so late with this omg. but to honor you I'll answer this while blasting misery x cpr x reeses puffs (again) so lets see where this goes)

I'm gonna start at the bottom because being illegally drunk is such a wtf moment for me when the legal drinking age here is 16 lol. but I like the idea of Liechtenstein and Monaco being high school sweethearts. I haven't really thought about those two being the same age but it makes sense and I really like it uwu

When I first read your ask I expected to read that hungary and belarus were also a thing before they all got together, but honestly I love the idea of Monaco and Liechtenstein collecting girlfriends one by one. Belarus hanging out in the gay bar having a good time and it's about to get even better when she's chatted by not one but two hot girls 👀

Hungary would have the biggest "do you need a tutor? (or a babysitter)?" moment when Liechtenstein and Monaco approach her but the Belarus enters the scene kissing her girlfriends on the lips right in front of Hungary and the kisses linger just a little too long for this to not mean anything and why is Bela looking at her like THAT? but a few drinks later all doubts and clothes are gone <3

being the oldest out of the girls hungary is definitely going to put her all into making them feel absolutely amazing. she definitely has a lot of experience and shows her girlfriends some new things and toys to try out 🥰 but belarus is nothing behind her, being very perceptive and knowing everyones weak points. and monaco and liechtenstein still have this eagerness to do EVERYTHING because theres so much to do and try!!

also please consider Belarus making Hungary lay down for a bit after working all day, talking sweet and dirty to her while Liechtenstein and Monaco get to cover her body in kisses and give her the best time eating her out and fucking her ever slowly because she deserves it <3

MOVING ON TO ONE OF MY FAV TOPICS! 🥰 Nordics polycule 🥰 ahhh so true Iceland is a poor little meow meow (not really tho). He probably disinfects every piece of furniture he touches when he’s visiting because you never know what happened on a table or desk or kitchen counter lol. But he’s making bank blackmailing Sweden because honestly I’m not sure how much the others would care about their weird shit being leaked XD

But also Finland and Norway always seeming like the cure vanilla part of this relationship (tho I think Norway is such a massive tease in public that someone’s people catch him being doing or saying something naughty). But Finland. Have this meme I made in 2mins to illustrate my thoughts about him:

I love the idea of Denmark being the one who falls asleep first. Sweden is a hard competition tho. OH WAIT! Fin and Nor making bets on who falls asleep first LMAO but yeah both Den and Swe won’t catch the first act of the movie if it’s not for someone to keep them awake by maybe shoving a hand down their pants. Tho then they would probably miss the movie too. There’s really no winning here.

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My girlfriend refuses to be an organ donor because she doesnt want to accidentally save a fash

Im like, im sure they say the same thing

(but apparently we dont get donor organs anyway for ~reasons~?? like is this why the skin graft came off my own other leg? That whole patch looks 100 years old to this day)

Im sure some people wouldnt want their organs to go to us and we wouldnt want our organs to go to them, so if thats keeping a LOT of ppl from donating, shouldnt there be some sort of proviso element in place, even nominally? ("Nominal stuff" and corpse part harvestings go together like dish and spoon apparenty)

If you can opt in and out of being a donor at all, why are there no further options for people who want more things about their donorship specified. Eg "fine with donated organs going to gender affirming care for cis OR trans people", "just not the eyes, not to anybody", "no consent for donation of organs to ppl who said none of their organs could go to trans ppl" etc

We're not doctors, we're not under any oath to provide universal care (which, you guys suck at that, some hospitals are riddled with malpracticing eugenecists) which is why we get to decide to be donors or not. Make the system better and more people will take part. Its like you dont want organs unless we're philosophically on board with your secular views of the body as spiritually null meat on a platter. Its like the system makers want to punish us for being choosy about donating instead of soooo unnnnqualifiebly objective like they are when it comes to others lives 🙄😒

If i was more seflishly paranoid than religiously motivated, i wouldnt be registered for organ donation either; some cop or friend-of could just walk up and merc me for being on disability and being decadent and gay and satanic and all that. And then theyd claim my body was evidence and that the evidence got lost and theyd eat me, the pigs

Theyd all laugh that in bc you feed whores to the pigs, that we're best fit for pig food

Im not being dramatic, piglevel operators would easily have access to the information that ive "engaged in prostitution" just like anyone that whatever falsehood purveyor, whatever pied piper, said was so evil and unworthy of life. You must not believe youll be haunted, you must really think God's on your side; me too! "Then there's a pair of us"! so which of us is wronger? Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Theyd be scared of my organs taking people over, so theyd fail to save even those lives, theyre exceptionally stupid like that

Those falun gong people are very insistent that involuntary organ harvesting is a highway to motivated execution...im fascinated that the fash would accuse anyone else of it when they're the ones doing regular murders squarely along ~oooohhhhh soooo coincidental~ "social hygiene" lines...and nominally throwing the organs away!! Not fit to harvest they say! But that just makes them madder. They get so triggered thinking that while theyre toiling away, humbly making huge money and getting free stuff and wide acclaim, other people are getting .000000001 of a cent from them every year to not die in the street and the demonic busy-idiocy-pantomime-addicts keep dragging them back to deaths door anyway because WHY, daddy issues? Both shoulders just have angry nuns with rulers on them????

"You did butt stuff so your organs are too icky for me to benefit from and thats your fault for being misbehaved! I MAKE PERFECT SENSE!"

Like they really think they do, theyll give you the whole story if you give them half a chance. Have fun.

Citizens should be assessing degree of fashiness plus relative power of authority (licence-to-kill privilege), and making up their minds about the big either-or BBQ at which so many see us poised to arrive. Dont let the crowd around you get too thin, folks, survivor bias is a rotten thing in a psychopathic paradigm.

There shouldnt BE people so fully above the law that they can run people over and not think twice about consequences. "Internally review" my fucking ass, eh. We should drag that one out into the street and run HIM over, he's "not worth much" in MY universe.

Just my opinion 🤷

I guess we could be nice and re-educte him but he'd probably get hella depressed/suicidal so its like, thats just torture basically. In many cases i find myself doubtful of reform. If we're not killing them we have to devote considerable effort/resources to monitoring them; are they so merciful, would they be? Theyll winkle and wriggle and try to regain hegemonic sway, always working against progress. Where is mercy getting us: a more humane future? Or two steps back from getting there for every step forward. Anyone remember the great leap forward? Panache.

Sorry, thats my shoulder Mao

#trans stuff #acab

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sssrha · 3 years

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transcription of slides under the cut:

[SLIDE 1] the vibes ao3’s top 9 mdzs ships give me (a really stupid thing i made on a lazy saturday)

[SLIDE 2] wangxian: the wholesome canon relationship (with a hint of spice)

ok maybe calling the union between a demonic cultivator and a secret sex fiend “wholesome” isnt exactly accurate…but that’s where the “hint of spice” comes in

other than that tho? i remember seeing a meme somewhere about wangxian and sangcheng and wangxian was described as “domestic gays with a house and a white picket fence and two kids” and honestly? yes

not that they cant be freaky. id say their particular brand of freakiness is vaguely surrealist suburban horror. make of that what you will

[SLIDE 3] xicheng: either its “pair the spares” or just about trauma

their dynamic is 500% “karen/enabling husband” but like in a good way

objectively the best-dressed couple you will ever meet. like seriously why are you even trying? theyve got you beat

jc would own a flower shop and punch you in the face for saying a single bad thing about his flowers. lxc would own a tattoo parlor and hand you a lollipop and tell you how proud he is of you for not crying while he gave you a tattoo

they dont strike me as a “every evening we relax and watch the sunset” type of relationship B U T every other week they go stargazing with a detailed map of the night sky

[SLIDE 4] xiyao: either a) the angst of betraying/being betrayed or b) the angst of killing/being killed

high society gays. they would both unironically wear tuxedos to a mcdonalds. lxc would see it as a fun couples thing and jgy would do it to assert his dominance

i swear they would be among the smiliest of the major couples. only one of them would give you a happy smile

dont mess with them. no like dont mess with any of the couples but so far jgy is the first one who would make your life living hell and keep you around long enough to suffer the consequences

[SLIDE 5] sangcheng: being simultaneously over- and underestimated

i saw a meme about sangcheng and wangxian where sangcheng was described as something along the lines of “wine aunt and vodka uncle” and honestly? yes

they’re both human disasters. nhs would have various splotches of color on his clothes and you cant tell if it was intentional or if theyre actually stains. jc is very neat and organized but will have a mental breakdown at the slightest inconvenience

sometimes they just sit down across from each other and. cry. its how they bond

idk why it popped into my head but they’re both ace Because I Said So

[SLIDE 6] xuexiao: cute domesticity but also murder

i refuse to believe that xy is anything but unhinged in every universe. whether or not thats a good thing is up to you

xy could and would murder you in your sleep and not feel bad about it until xxc told him off. even then he might still decide it was worth it

xxc doesnt exactly know about The Murder Stuff(TM) but he knows some shit is off but he trusts xy enough to not comment on it

they would meet and hook up in a bar and mutually decide that they may as well stay together for the rest of their lives the next morning

[SLIDE 7] xuanli: the token straights (but also? theyre really cute???)

i did not expect them to be as cute as they were but here i am

anyway jyl has jzxuan wrapped around her little finger and shes just too nice to use that to her advantage

if jyl asked jzxuan for some chocolate jzxuan would just buy her the entire hershey company and forget to give her an actual chocolate bar and jyl is too sweet to actually say anything about it

they would definitely have like 20 children. theyd fucking love being parents. the moment having another child became dangerous theyd start adopting left and right. theyre rich they can afford it and their hearts are big enough for all their kids so why would they not?

[SLIDE 8] songxiao: childhood friends to lovers AND perfect power couple

i know they have more nuance than this but i cant help but think of them as The Perfect Couple(TM)

not shipping-wise!! i mean like. theyre both law-abiding citizens. their house looks like a model house. theyre dressed super neat and handsomely. they both know cpr and first aid and one of them is a lawyer and the other is an award winning writer. idk who is who but yk.

they are who people call to deal with problems instead of the police and they delight in that fact. that is what i mean by them being The Perfect Couple(TM)

[SLIDE 9] chengxian: disasters through and through

uhh i am going to be spending the entirety of this slide ignoring the fact that i personally consider them siblings

they would live in a dingy studio apartment in the heart of a city and theyd both never be home

theyre both super fucking rich but theyd never have any money on hand so dont be surprised if they just starve out on the street one day because theyre just that stupid

they collectively have the self esteem of rotting cabbage but theyre keeping themselves and each other alive purely out of spite and sheer force of will

[SLIDES 10] nielan: childhood friends to lovers AND himbo power couple

psst heres a secret: neither of them are actually himbos

H O W E V E R they both 500% pretend they are. they intentionally act as stupid as possible just for the fun of it

the best part is when they stop acting stupid when something important happens. crouching-moron-hidden-badass at its finest

also the older brother energy is overflowing. it does not matter who you are or how old you are. if you meet them then youre going to walk away with two new big brothers

[SLIDES 11] the end (unless i gather the willpower to make a part 2)

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marvelsimp · 3 years

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THE NEW KID: Leaving

Ch. 1

The New Kid Masterlist

-This is going to be a series so I’m going to do my best so that you may read it in any order. Also, I’m going to apologize in advance for my writing, any tips are appreciated.

Pairing: Peter x Lesbian!reader (Platonic duh)

Genre: ANGST, fluff

Warnings: Homophobia (being kicked out), mentions of death, vague mention of suicide, general angst, swearing (I swear fuck is like the only one I know smh)

Description: Reader gets kicked out by her homophobic parents, Peter invites her to stay with him, and reader reflects on her and Peter’s relationship.

-Takes place after far from home and Gamora, Vision, Loki, Heimdall, Nat, and Tony are still alive, Steve didn’t leave, and Mysterio didn’t reveal Peter as Spiderman. (aka my dream MCU)

Reader’s Powers: Healer, telepath, and empath.

Word Count: 2,350

“You can stay the night but, in the morning, you have to leave” You could feel it all, the disgust, the anger, the sadness. Every bit of what they were feeling was being thrown at you. You didn’t even get to tell them about your powers. You thought that maybe they would understand that maybe they would love you enough… but they didn’t. You were in shock; your parents were throwing you out because you like girls. You made your way back to your room to pack the essentials and figure out where you would go. Peter. He had told you before that if this happed or if you ever needed to you could stay with him.

(Y/n): Does the offer still stand

Peter: you told them?

(Y/n): yeah… theyre kicking me out

Peter: Im so sorry

You and Peter first met through Instagram almost a year ago. He posted some picture of him and Ned posing with a LEGO model of the Death Star. You decided you had nothing to lose so you messaged him. That was that easiest friend you had ever made, and he was the only friend you had now.

You got to know each other over the months, you would text and facetime, sometimes you would play Minecraft or Animal Crossing or whatever game you both had your hands on. You would talk for hours about Star Wars, video games, and even The Avengers. It was amazing. Then you told him.

“I’m gay”

He looked shocked at first, which scared you a little, then his shocked expression morphed into a grin.

“Now, I have someone else I can talk about girls to.”

You laughed tears forming in your eyes. You felt a huge weight come off your chest. He told you about MJ and how he planned to ask her out during the trip to Europe. You told him about your huge crush on Captain Marvel and it was perfect. You had someone who loved you for you and didn’t want anything more or less, someone you could tell everything to.

* * * * *

“Oh my god,” you thought to yourself as you put it altogether. You felt like you were going to faint or throw up or both.

Night monkey on tv had the same powers as spiderman, spiderman was from New York, and Peter was from New York… The late nights, the weird bruises, and cuts, injures; him suddenly having to leave out of nowhere. Every bit of it made sense. Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Your best friend is fucking Spider-Man.

At first you were shocked, then you were excited, then you were scared. You rushed to your phone to call him. You dialed his number and nothing... no answer. That’s when the panic started.

(Y/n): Are you okay?

There was no answer for minutes then hours. You were really panicking now, he usually texted back within ten minutes, but it was now six hours later.

(Y/n): I saw what happened are you ok

(Y/n): Pete youre scaring me please text me

You couldn’t sleep or eat or do anything, all you could think about was him. Is he alive? Is he injured? Did he lose his phone? These thoughts swirled in your head; you couldn’t breathe. Finally, fifteen hours later you heard a ding.

Peter: Im ok my phone died

(Y/n): Can you call me

Peter: Sorry Im getting on the plane to head home can I call you then?

(Y/n): yeah

Your panic calmed and you felt like you could breathe again but the fear and the anger were still there. You were furious not that he didn’t tell you, you couldn’t care less about that there were still plenty of things that you hadn’t told him yet. But you were furious at the universe, that your friend could die, that your friend could be taken away again. That you could lose that person that helped keep you stable, help keep you grounded. You couldn’t lose someone like that again, the last one almost killed you and losing Peter would destroy you.

Ten hours later he FaceTimed you.

“Hey, sorry about not answering. My phone died and all this stuff happened and- “

“Are you Spider-Man?”

“Wh-what?” He was shocked, another one of his friends figured it out. He couldn’t believe it.

“Are. You. Spider-Man.” You replied bluntly with your brows furrowed. You could barely keep the tears from flowing out.

He let out a sigh shaking his head, seeing no reason to lie so he nodded, “Yeah.”

“Are you okay?” you breathed out.

He looked up back at the screen confused, “Y-yeah I’m okay. I have a few scratches but nothing bad.”

“You could’ve died,” you grunted as your breath began to pick up.

“I’m okay Y/n. It’s ok,” he looked at you confused but mostly concerned because you were usually level. You tried your best to hide your negative emotions from others, so he only ever saw you smiling.

“NO! No, it’s not okay! You could’ve died. I could’ve lost you; I could’ve lost my best friend AGAIN. Two best friends in two years. I barely survived when she… I-I don’t even know what would happen if I lost you, too!” You were crying, you didn’t even notice, you didn’t even care.

He froze, not knowing what to say not knowing what to do. He just looked at you. He didn’t know that you never talked about your friends, he assumed you had them. He just thought you would open up when you were ready, but he never predicted this.

“Y/n, I-I’m okay. I’m alive and I am safe. I promise you that- that I’m going to be okay.” He just stared at the screen again. “Do you… want to talk about her.”

“You would’ve liked her,” you smiled while the tears were still streaming down your face. “Ava was the most stubborn person on the planet. She was kind… and talented… she was so smart… she wanted to go and help animals that are going extinct. She was my everything... and then she… she was gone.” You sobbed uncontrollably, not even stopping to breathe.

You’d never cried for her before, when you had found out it destroyed you. You were numb to everything, but you hid it with a smile always saying you were fine. Then you met Peter, he saved you and he didn’t even know it. He helped you feel ok again. He helped you feel alive again instead of a walking corpse.

“Y/n, you need to breathe.” You heard through the phone that was now lying on the bed as you continued to sob. “Please, just breathe.”

All that he wanted to do was hold you and comfort you, he knew what it felt like to lose someone. He knew that pain and wanted to help you but all he could do was talk and listen so that’s what he did.

You collected yourself, it took a while, but you did it. “I’m breathing,” you said letting out a slight chuckle.

“What do you need me to do?” he asked with worried eyes.

“Will you- could you just stay with me, till I fall asleep?”

“Of course.”

You called him the next day asking about Spider-Man. You asked how his powers worked, how long he had them, how his web shooters worked and how he made them, you even asked if the Start Internship was really just¬¬¬ him being Spider-Man. He answered every question you had and then some.

“Um, I have something to confess,” you said nervously, “I have…powers, too.”

‘WHAT,” he screamed from excitement while jumping out of his chair. “You have powers, too,” he said with wide eyes and a huge grin.

You went on to explain your powers of telepathy, healing, and empathy. You told him as much as you knew about them and how you didn’t know their limits yet. He just listened and grinned at every word you said.

“Can I tell Mr. Stark about you powers?”

“What?!?!”

“I already talk about you enough to him. Can I tell him about you powers? He might be able to make you something to help you.”

“You talk about me to Tony fucking Stark?!?!?”

“Yeah, you’re my best friend. Of course, I talk about you. So, can I tell him.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can tell IRON MAN about my powers.”

Life went on from there, you continued to talk to him like normal. Nothing had come up from him telling Stark about your powers or at least nothing yet. You had grown closer and you would talk about when you had a bad day, and he would tell you about his friendly neighborhood adventures. Then Christmas came and a few days later you deiced to come out to your parents…

* * * * * *

Next thing you knew you were on a plane headed to New York then you were in a taxi headed to Peter’s apartment. You couldn’t stop thinking about how they felt: disgust, anger, and greatest of all sadness. You felt this relief of finally being able to be your self but also the terrible pain of your parents abandoning you. You somehow made it through the plane and the taxi without crying.

Then there he was standing outside of your taxi, smiling with sad eyes. He quickly got your suitcase out of the trunk while you got out of taxi and put on your backpack. When the taxi drove away you both just stood there for a moment, neither of you knowing exactly what to say or do. There was a rush of emotions from both of you: happiness, excitement, and most of all sadness. Peter was mourning with you.

He walked up to you and wrapped his arms around your body in a tight, welcomed embrace. It was then when tears streamed down your face. You sobbed into his shoulder and neck for what seemed like days. Then he pulled away, “Let’s go inside.”

When he opened the door there was Aunt May, the only interactions you had with her where quick hellos or stupid jokes you told her about Peter. So, it was nice to actually meet her. She gave you a soft hug as soon as you came in the door.

“Thank you so much for letting me stay here,” you said pulling out of the hug. “I promise I will pull my weight and get a job as soon as I can.”

“Of course, sweetheart, all of Peter’s friends are welcome here and don’t worry about that right now we can talk about it in a few weeks. For now, you guys do what you want, and I got some work I gotta do so I will see guys in a few hours.” She gave your hand a squeeze, grabbed her purse and headed out the door.

You put your backpack on the couch, what was going to be your bed for a little while and sat down putting your face in your hands. Peter put your suitcase up against the wall, then he sat down next to you putting his hand on your back.

“I’m so sorry, y/n.”

You started to sob again. Peter just wrapped his arms around you pulling you into his chest. You cried and cried and cried. Eventually you fell asleep.

The next few days were rough for you. The first two were full of tears and crying but also full of laughing and smiling. The third day you were there was New Years Eve, Peter asked you if you wanted to go to see the ball drop, you declined. You told him the large crowd would probably overwhelm your powers and that some alone time would be nice. Peter understood so he went with MJ and Ned while Aunt May went to a party.

It was nice to be alone. You cried again but for most of the night you just laid there thinking of everything and thinking of nothing. You were worn out and fell asleep before the clock struck twelve.

You woke up early the next day, which was a little weird, but it was nice. When peter woke up, he deiced to show you around. He didn’t show you the big touristy places, but he showed you where he would watch for thieves, where he got sandwiches, or donuts, or ice cream. You just enjoyed the day doing nothing important at all.

The day after that he invited MJ and Ned over. You had never talked to them much less met them. You were nervous and excited so Peter eased your fears and told you that, “They will love you.” And they did, it went amazingly. They were both huge nerds just like you and Peter. Ned was loud and very vocal; his laugh could shake the world. MJ on the other hand was quiet, only speaking up when she felt it was needed. She was a lot like you, but she didn’t hide behind smiles like you did, she showed everything she felt even if it wasn’t very loudly. You got why Peter liked her, they fit like a glove.

Most of the night was filled with laughter and smiling. You played video games, board games, harassed Peter, and overall had a nice time. A few times you could’ve sworn you felt a pinch of jealousy from MJ, which brought you some comfort and reassurance towards Peter. It meant that he hadn’t outed you to MJ which you appreciated. You felt comfortable and safe for once, you didn’t feel afraid to talk about whatever for once. They left right before midnight, both with smiles on their faces as they did.

“We gotta go to bed,” Peter grinned. “I got some big plans for your birthday tomorrow.”

You had forgotten, tomorrow’s your birthday, you’re turning seventeen. You nodded and smiled at him. You were tempted to read his mind and find out what the surprise was but decided it might be better to just go along with it. So, you changed into your PJ’s and fell asleep on Peter’s couch.

Next Chapter

Arriving

#the new kid #the avengers #peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker x platonic!reader #avengers x reader #angst #avengers angst #avengers #wandavision #spiderman

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salamencerobot · 3 years

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All deltarune reactions and spoilers for chapter 2 under the cut! After I post this if I have any extra reactions they will be tagged deltarune and deltarune spoilers, so feel free to block those tags!

Ok so 1 fuck toby fox where the FUCK IS THE HEART also I swear someone called that the knife was gonna be used for pie eating. Also how did I not sleep in MORE from that, I should have gone into a food coma

Hiiii susieeee nice to see you!! Wanna go exploring again?!

JDHHDHSD JESUS CHRIST DONT JUMP SCARE ME LIKE THAT I'm glad I can see your eyes still, that's a good thing to keep.

FUCKIN WAIT UP AHHH

it's gonna open to nothing isn't it. We wait what, a year? For just a cliffhanger? That'd be hilarious

HOLY SHIT LYNXGRIFFIN CALLED NOELLE JOINING US THE FUCKING READ OF A LIFETIME

.. ok both of these answers suck. Do I go with be gay do crime or do I go with the love triangle answer. Also damnit no noelle joining us.

SHE LOVES YOU YOU STUPID BUTCH DINOSAUR

Goddamnit.

Ok VERY COOL TRANSITION SCENE.

RALSEI!!

God the pixel art is very well done. Good animations.

"enemies you spare will be recruited to our town" god could you imagine if deltarune ended up being a town building game? Funniest shit.

GOD WHAT IF IT TURNED INTO LIKE POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEONS?? ID FLIP SHIT DBDGGD

Very cute rooms

Aw we gotta leave? Sadge

Fiiine school project time.

OH SHIT LYNXGRIFFIN CALLED THE DARKROOMS BEING ALL OVER TOWN!! GODDAMN!!

WAIT DID NOELLE GO DOWN THERE?! OH NO

Oooh gween!!

NOELLE!!

Ohhh what the FUCK is that bullshit Nuh uh I'm not being no puppet what the fuucck

Oh thank god you're here ralsei

...are all of the dances based off of charlie brown? Cause I recognize ralsei's, but can't figure out the rest

Mk so in the second part of the story we fight across a long area where we are taunted by our enemy only for the platform we're on to run out of room and dump us in the trash. Again, Undertale parallels here. Wheres mad dummy

Oh Susie is REAL touch starved huh

Oh ffs I wanted Susie time.

Oh fuck yeah Noelle team time- ah. You're really gay huh.

I'm at the meetup scene and GOD I'm glad that alphys and Undyne got most of the pining done off-screen fhdhhdhdh JUST KISS ALREADY DAMNCCHN

Oh good job not getting caught ralsei

Oh dear he's not liking the digital dark world huh.

SUSIE DONT EGG THE FUCKER ON WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOREVER IF HE DOES THE PUZZLES

YOOO FUR BOY WITH THE FULL SUIT LETS GOO we're ignoring birdboy YOOOO RALSEI POP OFFFF

Mmmh I hate birdboy. Also rip lancer.

Hm... Yeah aight Noelle I get your crush, Susie has the buff rescuer aesthetic.

Oooh shit the dream lie backfired hdhdhdh

AWW NOELLE NO SHE WUVS YOU

Oh that's fucking soft. You gave her a fucking pencil and she just said "aight yeah she's safe"

JDHDGDH THE BACKFIRE OF A FUCKING LIFETIME. God imagine if the screen had been bigger, and Susie looked over, saw the ferris wheel, and just knocked Noelle out so she didn't have to deal with that.

Jdhdh

Awkward fucking teens

AWW NOELLE!!! THAT'S SO SWEEEET!!!

Aight imma need a poster of these two to go next to my alphyne one.

AWW WAGGING TAIL? FUCK THATS CUTE

...

Aight I'm killing bird bitch. Gonna have fucking turducken.

'oh the good part of the dream is over' AYYYY

Oh please don't try to confess bird bitch... Please..

Oh thats even funnier. Jdhdhdhd THEYRE LESBIANS HAROLD

YEAH CHOKE HIS BITCH ASS OUT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! DELETE HIM!!

Rip ralsei.

Aight I think this is the final fight so I stocked up on cd bytes.

..oh what the fuck did she do to Noelle.

GET HER ASS SUSIE!!!

...?

Ah. Yeah that... That would be an issue huh.

Hey I noticed the robot but you are a narcissistic bitch I assumed it was a giant statue

I've learned from Steven universe that non-human lesbians can always save the world. Let's do this.

Oh god what are these dumbasses doing. This better be fucking sick.

Oh that is just a clusterfuck huh. I'm glad they didn't try to make it look cohesive it's just a fucking mess I love it.

Wait holy shit she's mettaton mixed with white diamond what the shit?m

WAIT SHES REALLY WHITE DIAMOND WITH THE MIND CONTROL AND EVERYTHING

Ok I'm loving the old super punch out style of fighting it's really fun but I also suck at it.

8-bits fuck off

oh please dont--THANK YOU RALSEI

Ooh it's so important it gets a Capital Letter

HOLY SHIT THE EYE PATTERNS FROM CHAP 1. also I get the moral lesson you gotta balance fiction and reality

I swear to god if Susie kisses her cause Noelle will think it's fake when she wakes up I'm gonna throw hands.

Thank GOD.

Mk fountain time.

HEY SUSIE WHAT THE FUCK DONT SLAP ME

Hm. I like how it encourages you to go to your town, it give it a nice calm wind-down from the adventure.

JFHSHDHD SUSIE YOU EAT CHALK WHAT DO YOU THINK SHES TALKING ABOUT YOU HOOLIGAN??

..why is Susie looking up?

...that is just unessecary. Ow. Out the window, really!

JFHSHDHD MOM SWORE

... why did nobody check on kris for that time? That's just sad

I can't really enjoy chilling with Susie, I just feel sad that nobody checked up on kris.

Aaand she's out.

And then I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Kris can have. "did... Did I do that?"

OH AGAIN? REALLY??

Oh that's really not good. Uh. Uh oh. That's a Problem. I'm sudden-NO!! FUCK OFF FLOWEY YOU BETTER STAY BACK IN UNDERTALE YOU FUCKER!!!!

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.

..was that speech I heard at the end of the credits song?

WAIT SEVEN CHAPTERS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ONLY 5?? ooh we getting dlc after the 3-5 pack drops

#deltarune

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dracuwulaura · 2 years

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tumblr recommended me a fucking terf post “Based on your likes!” because it was tagged lgbt. fuck you this feature is awful. finally spurred me into looking for a way to turn it off.

the post was so fucking stupid too lmao

something along the lines of “gay people have to come out because being gay is seen as an exception to the straight norm - this is bad and we shouldn’t have to make a big announcement coming out. but TRANSGENDERS want everyone to announce their pronouns!!!! this is the opposite of the first viewpoint”

1. that is not a universal view among trans people. it’s not even majority. it’s a pretty controversial issue actually.

2. it is literally exactly the same logic as gay people not having to announce theyre gay in order not to be assumed straight. in a world where we don’t assume everyone to be cis, you have to accept not having the ability to correctly guess people’s pronouns based on appearance. asking *everyone’s* pronouns (in an ideal world anyway) has the exact same effect of treating transness as a completely normal thing that should be accepted as a possibility when meeting new people.

3. it is way harder to not bring up gender identity than it is to not bring up sexuality in a conversation

the boundaries required to not force a gay person to either out/closet themself: don’t talk about sex and relationships

the boundaries required to not force a trans person to either out/closet themself: only use their name if you refer to them in the third person. also don’t talk about sex and relationships, or gender. also refrain from using any titles when addressing them (unless ur lucky enough to be talking to like, a doctor or professor or something lol). also refrain from gendered nicknames like “bro”.

that is why some people think it’s a good idea to establish pronouns at the beginning of a conversation!!

#txt #terfs don't understand trans discourse and are fucking stupid. quelle surprise!

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dirt-grub · 3 years

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26, 28 and 36?

26) Some characters you headcanon as LGBT+?

ALL OF THEM. actually one of my favorite hobbies is having headcanons that are like. far from canon because there's this infuriating trend of "x character flirted with a girl/boy once they cant be gay/lesbian you have to hc them as bi!" or "x character has never shown interest in girls/boys so they HAVE to be gay/lesbian not bi!" and like. turning them on their head bc 1) its fiction i can do what i want and 2) its kinda stupid when you think of real queer experiences,,,, sorta close to gold star thinking which is fuckin stupid,,, also same with being trans like if its canonically "impossible" then guess what theyre trans now (some random ones off the top of my head- Lady D from resident evil, samus from the metroid series, sir dan vs, like, every teenager cartoon protagonist like dipper or wirt or steven universe- all trans. i always thought samus was trans before i really knew what it meant bc of all the confusion about her gender while she's in the suit)

28) Any celebrity crushes?

HUH IDK,,,, its hard for me to think of any,,,, more often than celebrities i'll find just random youtube dudes who talk about tech cute but like very mildly lol

36) Do you align with any gay subcategories? (Butch/femme, bear/twink, etc.)

yknow i sorta align with femme a little bit, in the gay man way, but like i dont really want anyone calling me that because a lot of people on this site (and outside of it) misunderstand the purpose of these words. to clarify what this means for me is, it has no bearing on my gender identity. i just would love to wear skirts casually if it wouldnt "prove" im not really trans. and yknow, not ALL the time, i do like pants lol. same sort of with the word twink like, its a body type, yes, and im a sorta skinny short blond white boy with little body hair, but like. more often than not, people use it wrong, so like, these terms are for me only.

#answered asks #SORRY this took a while lol

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coredrill · 3 years

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ok full swv thots now that i’ve seen them all:

the duel:

me while watching: huh this art style reminds me of jojos, which i have not watched in part bc i find its artstyle off putting

me when i found out it was animated by a studio that’s worked on jojo’s: 👁👄👁

i liked the story and the umbrellasaber and the music!!! just the artstyle was not for me :( i like colors lmao

tatooine rhapsody:

cute!! chibi bib fortuna was SO FUNNY LOOKING me n my brother laughed at it for like an hour 😂😂😂

i’m CRYING the one band member was like “working for the hutt syndicate is BORINNNGGGG” but then his band ended up working for the syndicate 😂😂😂

the twins:

GALOLIO KIDS MY BELOVEDS

this one being by imaishi and trigger, and also most evocative of the ot, really just gets me in the fucking heart lmao. i’m as full of love as any trigger anime 💜💜💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

i’ve already talked abt this one extensively so i’ll leave it at that for now lmao

the village bride:

the SWORD BLADE LIGHTSABER HELL YEAH

i wish there was more lightsaber fighting the design was so cool!!!

the ninth jedi:

i think this was my favorite after the twins!! kara was so cute!!!

bro when they mentioned “the lightsaber changes colors with the force user” i was like “oh we’re totally gonna see a sith then” but i did not expect them ALL to be sith FNSNDNSNDMKEI

i loved the animation too!! especially the lightsaber duels + ice fire thing + speeder chase!!!

to-b1:

i loved the music and the animation on this one!!!

it took me forever to get through bc i kept pausing to read the aurebesh (which was mostly either nonsense or a language i actually don’t understand) LMAO

the rogue one reference!!! hell yeah!!!!

the elder:

another one i have already talked about so i will just say i love dan!!!!

oh wait also i do want to add that i thought the lightsaber fights were very well done and creative and stylistically unique (as in like. fighting style)!!!!!

lop & ochō:

the imperial officer reminds me of fuckign. ROMAN TORCHWICK AJDNDNNSJSKSL i do like his undercut tho 👀

good dads and found family………….WAAAAAAHHHHH

bro that was so sad what the fuck. like i loved it and it was one of my favs!!!!!! but. FUCK

akakiri:

ngl the music in this one was pretty distracting……..people are FIGHTING and DYING and its like. Lofi Vaporwave Beats 😭😭😭😭😭😭

overall:

really my only big critique is the voice acting :( i only ever watch dubs bc i’m too stupid to read subs and watch at the same time and it was pretty disappointing that most of the voices were just off putting??? like some were good (AM SOUNDED SO UNHINGED, her voice grew on me tbh) but some weren’t (karre…you deserved to be johnny yong bosch or yuri lowenthal or like any other trigger protag dub va lmaoooooo).

also the music!!! like it was good at times but ESPECIALLY for the twins i thought it wasn’t the best. like they should’ve just brought in sawano for some unhinged gay keysmash vocal track for that one scene. and clearly other people agree bc i’ve seen it with sorairo days, libera me from hell, and before my body is dry!!!!! DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAYYYYY

overall i really enjoyed it though!!! it feels wholesome and healing to consume new star wars content and not be consumed by blinding rage :)

like i feel like they all understood the essence of star wars but wanted to put their own spin on it!!!! you can tell the creators love it and want to honor what came before!!!! and they’re giving it the highest honor they can: carving out their own stories in the universe that share what they love so much about it!!!

like. MAN. just PLEASE turn all of star wars into anime at this point. this was so refreshing and good and i loved it!!!!

like the lightsabers ALONE were the coolest they’ve EVER been. and they’re LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!! theyre cool by default!!!!!!

truly genuinely amazing what happens when you give star wars back to the culture that so much of it was poached from in the first place………..

#f: star wars #sw: shows #sw: visions #t.txt #my beloveds………..

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