#this man WILL be the death of me istg

[friendly-neighborhood-boricua]

Lipstick Stains

Summary: reader and Sirius do the tiktok trend in which one partner covers the other’s face in lipstick stains.

Notes: Harry Potter Universe, Sirius Black x reader (no Y/N), modern!AU headcannons

First things first: Sirius is absolutely the one wearing the lipstick and covering your face in the stuff

The whole idea kinda started with him trying out your different lipsticks

And you tried to explain to him that when you first put on liquid lipsticks, they come off on things really easily

Like if you’re drinking something, the lipstick leaves a mark on the glass

And of course Sirius stubbornly pretends not to believe you, so you tell him to try it out

You meant on a cup or something

He did not take it that way

So of course, Sirius applies some liquid lipstick, holds the side of your face, and presses his lips very firmly on your cheek

Like he’s trying to stamp your cheek with his lips

Which I guess he is

And he pulls back and examines your cheek and sees that it did indeed leave a mark, and he’s unreasonably excited about it

So this turns into Sirius trying each and every one of the available lipsticks—even going to Mary and Marlene and Lily begging for more—and seeing if they’ll leave marks on your face

And at the beginning, you’re a bit flustered by all this because you really weren’t expecting Sirius to spend his day pressing bruising kisses all over your face and neck

But here you are

Covered

Covered

In kisses

By the time Sirius has the bright idea to actually film the tiktok, you’ve simply got this fond look in your eyes, and when Sirius purposefully smudges his lipstick for the tiktok, you reach up to fix it like it’s second nature

Sirius has got plenty of followers (mostly people who are completely enamored by him, and how could you blame them?), but the most common comment on this post is “do you see the look in their eyes when they look at him?”

#Sirius Black #sirius back #sirius orion black #padfoot #sirius x reader #sirius x y/n #sirius x you #sirius black x reader #sirius black x y/n #sirius black x you #sirius black x gn!reader #sirius fluff #sirius black fluff #marauders modern au #this man WILL be the death of me istg #sirius black headcanon #sirius black hc #sirius headcanon #sirius hc

[elioisunwell]

#han out here out-babygirling all babygirls ever #this man will be the death of me istg #han jisung #skz #stray kids

[allforthe-gay]

it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind

#andrew was FERAL . #he fucking choked KEVIN like COME ON #and he was like RACING into the room to see neil and #he was all like *tugs neil's hoodie to get his attention* *threatens anyone who tried to come close to them (abby)* #he was all like 'i dont trust them to give you back.' come on man . #and neil was looking at andrew . most definitely Like That. when he was talking to abby #neil was all battered and bruised from barely dodging a fucking death sentence and he sees andrews partly red eye and thats #the first thing he talks about #*lightly taps a thumb against the bruise at andrews eye* i didnt know theyd staged a riot #they were all like Looking at each other and ..... idk i am not explaining this well enough but . #you don't need me to. you all read it #it was So Fucking Obvious my god #im crying bc even neil thought nicky wasnt far from the truth at that point #like he could not have been more incorrect istg . #aftg #andreil #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #mi ne

[bakubunny]

i’m dosing off thinking about daddy! katsuki x reader filth

so… tw: ddlg, age play, somno basically but not rlly

imagine being so sleepy to the point you can’t even keep your eyes open, to the point you pop your thumb in your mouth because you were just a tad deeper in that headspace than usual. s’to be expected with the week you’ve had. and katsuki has you nice n’ snug on his lap, rocking you both in his worn recliner, smelling so nice and woodsy from just getting out of the shower. he’s probably busy flicking through the news channels, a nice sense of calm over him with the sound of your coo-worthy little suckles on your thumb. it was innocent when he asked, “you want daddy’s fingers, munchkin’?”.

truly he had meant did you want his fingers instead of yours, but your head was way too fuzzy, sleep winning the battle rather rapidly, and all you could think to do was spread you legs. a small smirk tugs the corner of the blonde’s lips, but he didn’t miss a beat when he let the rough pads of his fingers press against the seat of your damp panties.

“needy, princess. haven’t even touched ya properly.”

“jus’ smell good, dada daddy.”

i just know he smells good…i just know dilf katsuki smells devine. i just know

okay bye, luv ya !

i um. i read this last night and i had to take a break. 😵‍💫

i thought this morning would be better but nope.

and of course hearing those words on your lips as you talk around your hand makes his cock jump because you’re so adorable, he can’t help it. you’re warm, you’re soft…. you smell milky, powdery, and sweet in return. you’re pliant and so, so sleepy that it made heat rush below the waistband of his sweats. and the way you mewl when his fingers tease, rubbing up and down over the fabric, ghosting circles into your clothed clit is the only convincing he needs that you really do need his fingers to fall asleep.

#munchkin will be the fucking death of me with this man istg #no need to cross that name out im over here thinkin the same thing like a dummy. >.< #the way my brain instantly went blank reading this #it’s embarrassing #tw my cewchie over reactin rn bc good grief daddy kats makes me need a cold shower #bakugou katsuki #x reader #tw daddy kink #tw age play #💖 #🧸 #bakugo katuski #aged up characters

[l0nesome-dreams]

My love 😌💖💕✨

#arc trooper fives #starwars #art #fan art #Fives #my beloved #same heart same blood #Clone wars #I’m in love with this man a bit too much #istg this man is gonna be the death of me #Just one hug plz kind sir

[foreverfearlessred]

just watched a Logan edit to You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan and besties when I say I’m about ready to do something that will land me on the international news I mean it with my full chest

#if Logan gets dropped then someone else is gonna get DROP KICKED #and if I see another Lacy edit that’s gonna push me over the edge istg #I’m ready to go to war for wtf is a kilometer man #James Vowles don’t fuck this up more than you already have #you’ve made me look like an IDIOT since Australia #I was singing your praises before the season started #now youve made me look like a fool James #I was ready to fight to the death for Williams but now #are you happy #f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant #ls2 #formula one

[smilysstuff]

Watch as I give Wash long hair.

AU where he grows his hair out instead of his beard when?

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb washington #agent washington #goddddd #Istg I could kiss him if I can #Don't mind me drawing Washington with soft expressions #this road themed man is gonna be the death of me #Same with the rest of the power rangers #I mean #The Reds and Blues

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #the masque of the red death #edgar allan poe #roger corman #photo #photo edit by me #he is perfect #istg this man #unf #SO HOTTTTTTTT #i desire him carnally #bicon #bisexual #god #movie stills #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[p1dge]

There's something poetic in Jimmy's death this season if you think about it.

This was the first time he didn't get killed by someone or something. This time he took himself out. He died by his own hand by falling off the bridge. No one pushed him. No one shot him. It was all on him.

But isn't it ironic that the canary fell to his death?

#i am so not okay #limited life spoilers #this man is gonna be the death of me #he makes insane sometimes istg #limitedlife smp #limited life #life series #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming

[frnkiebby]

this fucking picture i stg~🎃

#fuck #i am so queer #he will be the death of me #istg im gonna scream #this man #jfc #frnkiebby #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frank iero #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

#istg david will absolutely be the death of me #what the fuck (affectionate) #🤣🤣🤣 i can't breathe #david tennant #bbc radio 2 #shania twain #man i feel like a woman

[matryosika]

christopher bang chan you're on SIGHT

#this man is going to be the death of me istg #matryosika: random

[purrvaire]

i think i'll be ready to speak about izzy saying "i have love for you" and the look on his face in jail after confessing to have murdered the love of his life in about five business days but. uhm. yeah.

#gremlin man i love you to pieces #the cockroachs' princess of you ask me #con o'neill you'll have to answer for the brain damage you gave me istg #izzy has so many issues but hes so dear to me i cant explain it #WE ARE SO BACK #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #izzy hands #lidia speaks #user purrvaire

[smile-smokes]

Me and my MC everytime A say something gentlemanly.

Only to be disappointed at the next thing it comes out of his mouth.

#the wayhaven chronicles #A romance #meme #this man istg #this man is gonna be the death of me

[roach-in-the-kitchen]

I'LL TELL YOU. WHEN FUCKING THIS WOMAN'S WORK BY KATE BUSH CAME ON, I SCREAMED. LIKE HOW DO I PROCESS THIS SHIT??? SERIOUSLY. THE LYRICS JUST WORK AND NOW EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT FUCKING INTRO IM JUST GONNA GET SAD.

LIKE LOOK AT THESE LYRICS

IT FITS BUT GOD IT FUCKING HURTS

#ofmd edward teach #ofmd stede #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF OF CLIFF JUST LIKE EDWARD #LIKE HONESTLY #AND WHEN I REALISED THE DEPRESSION JUST UPTICKED INTO MANIA #I WAS LIKE HEY I DO THAT 🥲 #THIS MAN #omg i love this fucking fandom #ISTG THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME #😩😩😩😩😩😩

[symbiotic-slime]

“having a special interest can’t be that bad” I had to convince myself not to get a blond mullet because it was “Eddie Brock core”

#the parasites in me want to shapeshift into him istg #parasites as in a reference to the ‘I don’t wanna eat candy but the parasites in me want the candy’ audio #also dodged a bullet by not being transmasc because I 100% would’ve named myself Eddie or Flash #and then would’ve had to explain that to people for the rest of my life #and like most people I know don’t know who agent venom is so like 😭 #‘why’d you name yourself Flash?’ ‘you know spider-man’s high school bully?’ #would’ve been the death of me istg #please do not take that as anything against transmascs I would’ve just been an idiot with picking a name for myself #sam’s ramblings #I should make a tag for when I don’t want to clog up the venom tag but am talking about venom #sam talks about venom