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imgae-insertshockedgasps-16 · 1 month

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okay i've seen a few Just Some Guy!danny aus and they've consumed my brain so here you go, it's under the cut, you're welcome and thank you (ps it also combines part of a prompty type thing i saw the other day, props if you know it)

Danny was not entirely sure how he got here.

He was just walking along, bopping to some great interdimensional tunes, eating his tuna fish sandwich - with ectoplasm and pickles, of course - when KABLOW there's this big ole tightie-whities-on-the-outside wearing guy.

Now, Danny's not great at keeping up with the times, but he's pretty sure this is that Superman dude.

Said SuperDude was staring at his headphones and making vague "hey take them out pls so can converse" gestures, so naturally Danny pops the Interdimensional Walkman out of his chest to pause his wicked music, and then puts the whole kit and kaboodle back behind his rib cage.

"What's up? Did you need help or something? I mean, I'm pretty solidly retired but I guess if it's super important I can-"

SuperGuy abruptly stopped staring and started speaking, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

Ohhhhh, Danny totally gets it now.

"Oh, dude, I gotchu. You want me to hook you up, right? Don't even worry about it, I know a guy who'll give you one a these babies for free! You're Kryptonian, right? Yeah, I totally get it, you wanna listen to some music from your home planet, no problemo my newly-minted friend, give me, like, ten seconds-"

And so Danny tore open a neat little portal and stuck his head through it, asking Technus to pretty please give him another Interdimensional Walkman, no he didn't even break this one-! He ran into a Kryptonian who heard him rockin out and wanted to know where he got the beats, and he'd told them that he could hook them up! C'mon Technus, you can't let them down! They're all lonely! They want to learn about their culture!

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Clark has no idea what's happening.

He had been searching for this ear-splitting, headache-inducing noise, and had come across a guy dancing down the sidewalk.

Not unusual, right?

Except that the terrible noise was coming from this man's - kid's?? He can't quite tell how old he is - headphones!

Of course, he didn't want to be rude, so he politely gestured for the man to remove the headphones. The man then proceeded to reach into his chest and pull out some kind of - Walkman?? Do people still use Walkmans?

Clark was naturally concerned, so he activated a spot of x-ray vision, just to see what's going on in there, and was promptly horrified.

This man was using his chest cavity as a storage compartment!

Two wallets, a key ring, a lunch box, some sort of odd thermos, bits and bobs of random parts and tools were all tangled around - and occasionally in - this guy's organs!

Suddenly, Clark realized that he'd been staring for a while, and the man was now talking. Something about coming out of retirement to help, oh dear, Ma would knock him around the head if he kept being so rude, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

And now he was speaking rapidly, something about music from Krypton? Clark's pretty sure that not a whole lot survived the explosion, and he'd be pretty surprised if this guy just happened to have-

A vaguely Lazarus colored portal??

What in the world-

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"Thanks Technus! You're the best! I owe you one non evil scheme related favour!"

Danny zips up the portal and turns around, fiddling with the tapes and Walkman in his hands as he goes.

"Here you go! I wasn't entirely sure what genre you'd want, I don't really listen to a whole lot of Kryptonian stuff to be honest, it's usually too heavy on the vocal for me- not that vocals aren't great! But I want a whole band experience, yaknow? I'm not really looking for individual singers. Anyway, I just had him go for a couple songs of each major genre, but if you want something different you can totally-"

"Wait, hold on, you're telling me that there's Kryptonian music on those tapes? Playable by that Walkman?"

"Uh, well, yeah. Isn't that why you tracked me down? And, technically, I mean, they're ectoplasmic tapes and an Interdimensional Walkman, so. Hey, did you know that kryptonite is actually super-condensed ectoplasm? And since it's filled with the anguish and suffering and fear and whatnot of your entire home planet dying, it only negatively affects your species! Pretty cool right? Oh, shit, was that insensitive, I really didn't mean to be, I just thought that maybe you'd want to- ACK!"

Danny was not expecting SuperMuscles to get so close. He thrust out the IW and tapes and dropped them into SuperFellow's hands, "Listen, I gotta run. I'm supposed to be at a o-chem study group right now and they're totally gonna be pissed. Hit me up if you want a different tape."

And the proceeded to run in the opposite direction, duck into an alley and turn invisible, and fly over to the cafe his study group was in.

"Listen, I know I'm late but you'll never believe why-"

#that's it i'm done #fair warning- i am not a superman expert and the characterization is prolly wrong #but uh yeah #brain worms #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc #dc comics #superman #danny fenton #he's Just Some Guy #that's how he sees himself #and how the people who know him see him #like yeah he's a little odd #but so are most people

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bunni-v1 · 7 months

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Aommgg

Could I request the nrc staff + grim finding out you‘re a girl (plantonic)?

Or do they all know straight from the start?

TW: None

Info: Crowley, Grim, Sam, Cruel, Trien x Reader (Platonic)

🍓Hello lovely! I didn't want to make a whole long post about this, but I do want to talk about it. I'm so glad you asked! So the staff is... made aware of the situation, obviously. But, I think I'll go a little into depth on how each member deals with this information.

Crowley knows because... well... he sees you out of the ceremonial robes before anyone else does. He handles it as well as he does every other issue he comes across. "Just cover it up!" Famously said by Crowley. He's not unkind though, he does ensure that you get the help you need and he makes sure you keep what you need hidden, well, hidden. But... he won't do more than the bare minimum unless his hand is forced. Like... with Scarabia, he pretty much threatened the whole dorm with expulsion if they so much as uttered a word to anyone but amongst themselves. He is, unsurprisingly, not a father figure to you. He's more like... you're weird quirky uncle that you like, but only in small doses.

Grim, our little guy, finds out at the same time as Crowley... and he's a little harder to convince to keep his mouth shut to start. He doesn't like you, okay, you stole his position at NRC (like he had a chance at all). With a few well-placed cans of tuna from both you and Crowley, he keeps his little rat mouth shut. However, when you're actually granted studentship as NRC? His tune changes. It changes because Crowley holds his position as a student over his head, but it changes. Not a SINGLE person will ever hear you're a woman from Grim. He can't lose this position, not after so much work to get where he's gotten to. Besides, he grows to really love you! You're family to him, and no one out family. Seriously, he's so protective of it, once Ace and Deuce figure it out they're too scared to talk because of Grim's looming presence.

Sam is the first member of Staff to find out, other than Crowley. How? Crowley's sudden interest in pads, tampons, birth control, and all the fun stuff that comes with being a woman. Sam usually would just shrug his shoulders and excuse Crowley's quirky behavior, but then you come in looking like a lost deer and he gets it. He is genuinely so nice to you though! If you ever feel unsafe on campus, you talk to Sam and he'll handle it for you, okay? Sure, he jacks up the prices on your feminine products, but it's considerably less than his normal prices. Hell, if you're short, he'll "suddenly" remember he's got a discount on those items. He's like a cool older brother, honestly. He lets you hang out in the back of the shop and do homework when you ask, and he gives you snacks at a discount when you're there!

Crewel doesn't really treat you any differently than anyone else. Admittedly though, he's fond of you, even if you're a troublemaker. When you come into his class on your first day in a uniform six times too big for you, he feels pity for you. You didn't ask to be here, and now you have to wear that atrocious old uniform? You poor little pup. He's not exactly easy on you, but he's more understanding of your mistakes. Eventually, after you get to know him better, he offers to get you a nicer uniform and also privately tutor you. This is his excuse for keeping you busy so that you don't have as many chances to get found out, and it's also because you are horrifically failing his class and it looks bad on him.

Trien treats you the most differently out of everyone on staff. The SECOND he found out you were a girl and were being forced to hide that fact for Crowley's sake? Oh my god, grandpa was PISSED. Crowley got an EARFUL after that meeting. This man makes it his mission to make your stay as comfortable as he possibly can make it because sevens know Crowley won't be doing SHIT. After he meets you? Oh my god, you remind him of his own girls when they were little. He absolutely adores you, and everyone can tell. It's so odd to the other students because he clearly favors you, and when they ask you about it you've got no clue. He is your dad here at NRC, as out of character as that might be. You are a young woman lost in a world that is not kind to you going through so much more than you need to. He doesn't want to add more to your plate. You can come to him for anything and he will provide as best as he can.

Vargas (I'm sorry for forgetting about him lol) is a lot like Crewel in the fact that he doesn't treat you too differently from his other students. You're still made to push yourself to your upper limits for gym, still expected to keep up with your peers, and still expected to meet his general expectations. However, if it's way too much for you to do, out of fear of Crowley and Trien breathing down his neck, he'll lessen your load. Otherwise, he doesn't really have much chance to be around you outside of class. He finds you amusing and knows you've got a good head on your shoulders, but that's about it from him.

#bunni babbles 🍓#twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #bunni's treats 🧁#x reader #crowley x reader #sam x reader #trein x reader #mozus trein #twst crewel #crewel x reader #twst crowley #twst sam #twst grim #vargas x reader #twst vargas

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dotster001 · 4 months

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For Tuna; Rook End

A/N: editing this is gonna suck, cause Tumblr is so glitchy today 😭 but as I'm sure no one is surprised...some of you have been waiting a long time for this specific ending, so I figured he deserved his own title . The next ending is a three way tie, so keep an eye out for a poll in the next couple days.

Chapters One Two Three Choose another End

“Rook Hunt, you have been chosen-”

“At last! The moment has come!”

Grim was immediately second guessing his decision. Y/N had told him all about how Rook's family had multiple villas, so he'd thought he'd be willing to put up with him the one day a year he'd have to. But the man was far too excited.

“Wonderful,” Grim said through gritted teeth. “So what we'll do is, tomorrow-”

“You're adorable, Monsieur Fuzzball. No need for that though!”

“Huh?”

“I don't need you. Au revoir!”

Rook practically skipped out of the room, singing a cheery tune to himself.

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Grim was terrified. All day he'd been waiting for whatever Rook had planned. He'd stuck to your side all day, quivering in anxiety.

“Okay, Grim, what's wrong?” You asked, finally tired of ignoring it for the sake of his pride.

“N- nothing is wrong, human! You insult me.”

“Yeah, yeah,” you muttered.

You closed the book you'd been reading during the break in the lesson, and turned to him.

“Okay, so what's not wrong, then?”

Grim mumbled under his breath. But you soon forgot all about it, as the lights in the classroom dimmed, followed by a shower of rose petals raining down on all of you.

“Who is responsible?” Trein bellowed, but he was soon forgotten as well, as Rook appeared at the front under a single spotlight, violin music playing to his entrance.

“Bon jour!”

“What the fuck?” You whispered, quickly realizing that Grim was no longer by your side. He must have taken the opportunity to flee classes. Little rat.

“I am here because I can no longer keep silent about my affections!” He pressed one hand to his heart, the other dramatically extending to the classroom. “I am deeply in love.”

You looked to see if Trein would stop him, but just watched him sigh. Even the teacher knew to just let Rook be Rook.

“Mon Trickster! My heart beats so hard for you, it is apt to burst into a bloody mess of my adoration.”

There was now a second spotlight on you. You looked around to see where it was coming from, only to find there was no source of it.

A gust of wind picked up around Rook, making the rose petals that had fallen to the floor pick up, and swirl around him.

“Mon Tresor, say that you will allow me to forever kneel at your feet. Say that you will allow me to sing your adoration until my vocal cords tear. Say that I can write you poetry until my fingers fall off. Say-”

“God, Rook! I'd rather have you in one piece,” you cut him off with a laugh.

He stood upright with a light smile, swirling a finger in the air to turn the rose petals into a single rose. He gently kissed it, then tossed it to you across the classroom. You caught it, sniffing it and letting the aroma wash over you.

By the time you looked back up, he was standing right in front of you. You blinked, looking at the spot he was standing, then back at where he stood now. He smiled as though he was unperturbed by your confusion.

“If I stay in one piece, will you pledge your soul to me?” He asked sweetly.

“My soul? Not my heart?”

“For Seven’s sake, tell the boy whether you love him or not, so I can move on with the class,” Trein snapped.

“Okay! Rook, I like you too!” You said quickly.

“How exciting!” He snapped his fingers, and you heard the beginning of an orchestral intro.

Rook inhaled heavily, and began to sing.

“Goodness, class dismissed!” Trein shouted over the aria, which was not going to stop anytime soon. You gave Trein a pleading look. While you liked Rook, and were totally happy to start seeing him, this song sounded like it would go on for a while. Trein gave you an apologetic look as he shut the door of the classroom, locking it behind him.

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prismuffin · 1 year

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Sorry if this is too far into a Crackfic idea!

But What if Reader (He/ Him) gets turned into a Cat because of a spell the Reader was teaching Zanatna, she messed up on.

This is where the ask comes in... How would (Superman) Clark kent, (Batman) Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan and (Flash) Barry Allen separately interact with/ react to seeing Reader as a Cat? ( Full ass Fur baby, not half n half diet furry (Neko))

P.S I think Hal, and Flash are the type of people that won't pay attention if isn't important. So I feel like they would of just tuned back in once seeing the cat, and not know it's Reader.

Also, I think it's so cute at the idea of Reader having enough of people handling and grabbing him. While, knowing that no one's going to mess with Batman, Cat!Reader hides in Batman's cape, while he's sitting.

LMFAO nah this isn’t too crackfic to me I actually find it quite funny- but anyways I think-

After being turned into a cat by Zatanna you probably ran away from her in shock and/or fear.

Superman would be so confused seeing a random cat running through the halls. He'd be even more confused when you pounce into his arms. You seemed shaken up so he held onto you immediately. He doesn't know how a cat got in here but you seem scared so he'll go to the kitchen to get you something to drink or eat. He finds a can of tuna in the back and lets you eat as much out of it as you'd like. He pets you while you're eating then gets you some water. Finds the purring sound interesting so he keeps petting you and eventually, because you're a cat, you dig your claws into his skin and he reels back in confusion and betrayal as he watches you run out of the kitchen.

Afterwards you run into Hal walking through the halls. You'd meow at him and walk between his legs. He'd shoo you away from him, mostly annoyed about the cat hair that you're spreading everywhere. When you don't leave him alone he sighs and allows you to walk beside him but when he reaches his room/office he's not letting you inside at all. He'll give you a few pets before he closes the door on you though.

Continuing you journey you're met with Barry in the common room who's looking at the results of some tests from work. When you hop up next to him on the couch he just stares in disbelief for a couple of seconds before wondering out loud who brought their cat. He'd let you stay with him like Hal did as long as you're not disruptive and eventually one hand would find its way behind you ears, giving you a couple of scratches. He'd probably give you some dumb temporary name since you don't have a collar on or anything. You, once again get annoyed of them after a while and move away from him.

After a long, tired day of absolutely nothing you searched tirelessly for a place to nap. Finding a way into Bruce's Batcave you skillfully maneuvered your way through the cave until you found Bruce at his desk. You meowed and he turned but found nothing until he turned back around to see you on his console. You jumped into his lap before he could react and just laid there. When he tried to pet you, you pawed his hand away so he just let you rest there until he finished up work. If you wanna hide in his cape when he's done and wandering the halls he doesn't mind.

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keeperofthegrim · 2 years

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Can I request the first years finding the reader's journal and grim reading it put loud to reveal all sorts of thing including their crush on one of the first years who is very excited to hear about it

Yes you may B)

It was an oversight on your part, so carelessly leaving your journal out for your friends catch sight of. They had invited themselves over (like they always do), so you had no time to clean up. You left to make a quick run to the campus store for snacks, but Grim was starting to get impatient. He went to retrieve some tuna from his emergency stash because it had been a whole hour since dinner! While in your shared bedroom he catches sight of the journal you’re always writing in. Curiosity gets the better of him and he grabs it and scampers back downstairs.

He settles back down on the old couch and opens the book, catching Ace’s attention.

“Yo Grim, what’s up with the book?” He calls to the monster, making the other boys turn to look as well.

“It’s the humans diary or somethin, I wanna see if they’re sayin good things about me in here!”

“Grim, that’s a blatant invasion of privacy.” Jack reasons, but is ignored as Grim keeps turning the pages.

“Myahahah! Look what they said here! ‘Grim was super cute today! He was mad that I gave him a bath but he was so adorable and fluffy after I dried him!’ This thing is full’a them talkin about how cute I am!” He boasted, puffing his furry chest out.

“And here! ‘He looked so nice today, I just couldn’t stop... staring...? Hah? This ain’t about me! They’re talkin about some boy!” Grim scoffed, offended that his henchman was praising boys instead of him! And now the others are really paying attention.

“Seriously?! Who is it?” Ace leans in to read with him, while Jack makes to take the journal away from Grim. But before he can, Grim sees who his human is talking about! In surprise, he shouts out...

➔ “Blegh! It’s Ace! Why would they like him?!”

Ignoring the insult, Ace immediately snatches the journal out of Grim’s paws, scanning the pages for himself. When he reads his name, he’s fighting the urge to let out a girlish squeal. Of course he likes you too. Seriously, he had been flirting since the very start! He decides that he’s gonna kiss you when you get back.

➔ “Deuce?!”

He’s flabbergasted. Just absolutely gobsmacked. You? Like him? Really?! There’s so much exited energy building up in him that has to take a lap. Even then he’s still jittery, and can’t stop smiling. He wants do this right you know! Ask you out on a proper date, and really sweep you off of your feet! He can hardly wait to tell his mom about you.

➔ “Myah! They like Jack!”

He stops in his tracks. His ears are perked up, and his eyes are wide. After a brief pause he takes the journal from Grim and calmly takes it back to your room. Once he’s alone, his tail is wagging like crazy. It wasn’t the ideal way to find out, but he’s glad to know you feel the same way. When you return he’ll apologize on behalf the other idiots, but let you know he feels the same.

➔ “It’s Epel!”

He yells. Basically throws himself at poor Grim to confirm what he heard. He’s jumping up and down in excitement because this is possibly the best day of his life! Immediately planning how he’ll confess. In his head, he’s super suave and cool about it, but he’s not sure if he can keep his composure in real life because he’s just that ecstatic.

➔ “No way! Sebek is the guy they like!”

For once in his life, Sebek is totally speechless. Earlier he insisted that he didn’t care who you liked, but now? He can try and deny his crush on you all he wants, but the his ears are glowing red. The others are teasing him, but his thoughts are racing and he’s tuning them out. He supposes he needs Lilia’s advice on how to court humans properly.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst headcanons #ace trappola #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade #deuce spade x reader #jack howl #jack howl x reader #epel felmier #epel felmier x reader #sebek zigvolt #sebek zigvolt x reader

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blues824 · 5 months

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Hi friend! Can I request Leona with prompt #2?

You requested: Dancing in the Snow

Leona Kingscholar

“Herbivore, why the hell did you drag me out here?! It’s cold as hell!” He shouted, throwing a glare at you as you held his hand and dragged him outside of Ramshackle.

“Because the snow is pretty and I want to dance!” You exclaimed with a smile.

The lion let out a groan of exhaustion. You both could have danced inside… where it was warm and cozy… where he finally got comfortable on the threadbare couch inside your living room with you in his lap.

Eventually, you turned around and faced him, and he was going to go for your hands when you quickly pulled them away.

“You have to ask, sir,” You stuck your tongue out at him, and he rolled his eyes before deciding to indulge you.

He bowed to you, and when he rose, he extended his right hand to you.

“Would you give me the pleasure of having this dance?” He asked, a tad irked and with a bit of a forced smile.

Noting his annoyance, you let out a laugh before nodding and putting your gloved hand in his.

“I will.” You suddenly felt yourself being pulled into Leona’s chest. You looked to see him smirking, fangs showing and everything. He was looking at you like you were his prey, and a shiver that was not caused by the cold rang through your body.

He then started to lead, quickly placing his left hand on your waist and giving it a squeeze, joining your left hand with his right. It started off rather quick, making you feel a tad rushed and you hurriedly put your right hand on his shoulder so that you could follow along.

The moments stood still as you both twirled in the snowfall, snow crunching under your feet. His smirk disappeared and it was replaced by something more genuine. It wasn’t quite a smile, but it wasn’t quite a neutral face either. You both just peered into each other’s eyes.

Music wasn’t present, but it was almost as though there was with how in-tune you both were. You were stepping to an unvoiced melody.

Both of you could see your breath in the cold air, and the cloud of hot air was mixing with each other because your faces were getting closer and closer. Your eyes closed, lips brushing with the Housewarden…

“Y/N, WHERE’S THE TUNA??” Grim called from inside. You were startled, to say the least, and quickly pulled away. Leona let out a growl and pulled you back in to kiss you.

Against your lips, he whispered, “Ignore him. You wanted this, now I’m going to get what I want.” Then he silenced any back-talk you had by kissing you again, somehow managing to make it more passionate before letting you go to tend to Grim.

Maybe dancing with you wasn’t so bad…

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cursedcola · 2 years

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A Hopeless Lovestory: Malleus Draconia x Reader

A/N: Piggybacking off of my “Malleus is exactly like Gomez Addams as a partner,” post. Why? Because I will die with this. This is Malleus, or at least my interpretation of him. Yes yes, I love picturing him as the cute dorky fae that’s behind with tech times and wants friendship. It’s cute. But this? This. I stand with. Man lives in Victorian Fae land, surrounded by dark magic, will never work a day in his life, and is a hopeless romantic. This is my tribute to how much of a SIMP Malleus is.

From the moment he saw you, he was utterly entranced. Naturally he hid his affections for a time, as a man only grovels when given permission. He had not once yearned for another until you. Never felt blood run through his veins like wildfire against his cold skin. Merely being in your vicinity makes him wish to be in constant contact

The moment you appeared in the outer garden that fateful night. In his once secret escapade, surrounded by fireflies and gleaming with an otherworldly aura. He did not miss the fear in your eyes at his appearance, yet you did not fear him - no, you were merely startled.

Yet for a brief moment, his heart shuddered in tune with your surprised yelp. The way your cheeks flushed a brilliant hue and pupils doubled in size. Lips slightly parted and a bit chapped from the crisp night air.

Vulnerable. At his mercy. In that moment Malleus knew, he would soon court you.

He merely bides his time, waiting painfully long for you to discover his true identity. Yet, love is torture. Sweet, blissful torture that he absolutely relishes in. Your words ebb at his heart with a searing blade and it feels divine.

"Tsunotaro" he wants to hear his name, Malleus, fall from your lips. Yet the pseudo-name is a badge of honor, and he wears it pridefully.

The day comes when you find out his identity - and he wastes no time in requesting your courtship. You do not understand the absolute agony he has undergone while waiting. To not openly love? A sin. Not the Briar Valley way, and surely not befitting of a Draconia. He has passed the first trial of waiting for your hand, and now is willing to be destroyed further on the path to becoming your lover.

and yes, courtship is necessary. He would ask permission of those you hold dearest, as is noble custom. Alas, you have come to Twisted Wonderland alone and so -

Ah - - the feral beast and first-year guardsmen do indeed exist. Alright, merely another hurdle to prove his love. He will shower them all with riches and offerings to win their approval. If that does not work?

Well, the Draconia do not give up. He is not adverse to more, let's say, macabre methods of welcoming them into his inner circle. Pray tell Sir Grimm, will unlimited tuna suffice or would you like to decide the matter over chess? Oh no, not the boorish tabletop game. Malleus was thinking along the lines of live-action; where is the fun without a little adrenaline rush?

Your world is suddenly turned awry. Every meal is prepared with the highest quality ingredients, a new jewel adorns your figure every day - if it shines too bright, he discards it for over shrouding your beauty. If it is too dull? He scorns the seller for thinking such dreary gems could we worthy of touching your skin. Fresh flowers coated in pixie dust appear at your door every morning, and make your entire body glisten when tucked behind your ear or in your hair.

Any interest you have he is suddenly a connoisseur in. Even if it is not something he enjoyed before, now he does because you love it. As money is no obstacle, he often funds your hobbies while hiring private tutors to become involved. You enjoy gardening? Suddenly, he is raising many Venus fly traps. They remind him of your relationship, and how you managed to lure him in just enough to strike. To you, he is merely one possible prey in thousands. To him, you are an irresistible temptation that he willingly offers himself to.

You enjoy art? Allow him to take you on a tour of all the paintings in his mansion. You can admire them together, sipping on light alcohol and existing under the dim moonlight shining through the open windows. Allow him to paint you. He will practice for hours to get every feature right, and will allow no other to attempt. Only he can stare at you for so long.

What of music? Would you be willing to waltz on the day, across the velvet carpet of his bedroom floor as music drifts in from the orchestra in the garden. Lay your head against his chest as he hums along, listening as the vibrations of his vocal chords mix with his erratic heartbeat - which can only be steadied by your gentle caress.

or do you take to sport? He is quite the active fellow. Apprehensive to dangerous activities, his heart stills as you fly through the air racing on your broomsticks, nearly running each other out of the sky. Or as steady jabs hit too close to dangerous zones during swordplay.

Yet the fright is exhilarating all the same, keeping his lust for your company alive

He is at your beck and call. As he will be your king.

Malleus continues with his courtship until the end of your final year at Night Raven College. His graduation occurred long prior, yet he spends more time at the school than at Briar Valley.

"A moment without you is a moment spent in purgatory," no noble or advisor could keep him in the valley beyond his duties. Even then he did not want to perform, and often was caught penning lovesick letters to send your way. A master magician turned into a functionless machine.

Said advisors dared not to question their master's choice. Not after fair warning from general Vanrouge and threats of the Draconia bloodline running dry.

After graduation awaits a carriage. At the coach's seat is Silver, sitting atop your favorite cheeky murderous vampire (soon to be step-father), and in front is Sebeck. The moment you step outside all three are kneeling at your feet with one hand on their chest.

Out steps Malleus, eager to welcome you to life beyond NRC walls. With a vast new world to explore, he senses your wings just beginning to spread for flight. It is then he strikes, dismissing his found family and kneeling at your feet. He takes your hand and produces a singular blood-red rose from thin air. Thorns still attached and stem long. He holds it out and requests you as his lover.

"I dare not clip your wings at first flight, yet can I trust in your homecoming to my side on land?"

You take the rose gently from his fingertips, and as the thorns prick your skin he smells fresh blood. Another trail surpassed, and he cannot fathom a life without you in it. Still kneeling on the floor, he takes your hand and places a soft kiss on each knuckle.

You become the lover of the future king. His weakness, and bargaining chip. Malleus's devotion to you is unquestionable and known throughout his entire kingdom. You would one day become their (King/Queen/Ruler), and any who dared to speak against it were snuffed before rumors could reach your ears

Malleus has his study extended to accommodate two. It is the only way he works proficiently, guided by the sound of you going about your own responsibilities across the room. He'd prefer you to never lift a finger - for you to be spoiled. Alas, you insist and who is he to deny? Especially when you are studying his native tongue to better communicate with his people

Well, that is the reason you gave. He knows better.

“Mon amour, je t'adore. Je tuerais pour toi. Je mourrais pour toi. Quoi qu'il en soit, c'est le bonheur”

Malleus insists on speaking to you in French. Not only because it is the language of his people, but because he delights in the way it sends a shiver down your spine. Your unhinged pleasure from the vibrations of his voice as he places kisses along your arms - he knows what it does to you.

After all, it has the same effect on him. Whether you reciprocate in his preferred language, or another that you've chosen to study. Somehow he knows exactly what you're saying (magic? who knows)

He cannot share lodgings with you quite yet. Ever the gentlemen, his desire must remain curbed until the day comes when he can chain you to his soul forever. Yet he knows you are not prepared for the process

Yet he does not hold back from sharing his displeasure on the matter. Every night ends with heated kisses at your door. His hands roaming everywhere you’ll allow as he pecks incessantly from your eyes to your cheek to your collar. Torturing himself, knowing that he must let you go in the one room he cannot enter.

You are escorted everywhere in briar valley by him personally or his family. Malleus does not trust anyone other than himself, Lilia, Silver, or Sebeck to keep you safe and happy. His stubbornness has lead to government officials begging you to pacify him, or at least make him complete his work before going out

If you eye anything for the briefest of moments while out, it is being purchased and sent to your living quarters. He has instructed this of the other three as well.

Fresh flowers are cut each morning by his hand. They are arranged in a vase of his choosing and sent to your room along with breakfast. Malleus does not miss a day, and each arrangement has a specific meaning in the language of flowers. He feels extra smitten when you guess correctly.

When at your side, you are his priority in all aspects. If it begins to rain then he enchants a waterproof bubble where you sit. If the ground is dirty, he would rather you step over his coat than tarnish your shoes. If you become tired then he will carry you throughout the kingdom without shame, be it on a stroll or flight. If you wear glasses, then he will always carry a handkerchief for you to clean them.

If you say his tie looks lovely, then suddenly it is his favorite item in the world and he has five exact replicas.

When you share a meal together, he offends his butlers by tending to your every need. Pulling out your chair, pouring your drink, and you are always seated at his side no matter if it is a social gathering or just the two of you

Eventually there will come a day where not only are you a necessity for him, but for his people. When his self-fulfilled prophecy finally becomes reality and his final act of service begins

For Fae, everlasting partnership begins with a quest. The more difficult the quest, the more bountiful the union will be. He had been biding his time for the day you’d ask something of him, and you did not disappoint. As future partner to the King, he would need to complete a life-changing quest in order to wed you

Malleus once again finds himself in a firefly filled garden behind a rickety old dormitory. With stone gargoyle's glaring down at him from each corner, he presents you with the one thing no other in Twisted Wonderland succeeded in doing

A gateway to your homeland. A mirror taken from the very room you once called home. How funny that the most confounded things end up coming with the simplest answers

He gets on one knee, placing the mirror at your feet and pulling a ring from his breast-pocket. Its gem is fashioned from a piece of his personal mage stone, glowing bright green in contrast to the obsidian band it rests within.

“On this night, I ask you to become my beloved. For eternity, until the stars fall from the sky and magma scorns us beneath the earth’s crust. Choose now, to join me in the future or dwell in the past. Know that my heart will beat only for you, in this world or any other,”

Love is pain. A sin. Punishment. Malleus accepted this pleasureful agony the day he laid eyes upon you. He has placed you above all worldly desires.

Now he asks for you to do the same. Destroy the gate you have been searching for and tie your life to his. His quest.

He watches in satisfaction as your foot cracks glass, and slides the ring upon your finger with ease. He eyes the jewel with eyes full of love, knowing that you will never part.

#twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #twst imagines #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland x reader #stg if you want something written then you gotta do it yourself

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jienem · 10 months

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The Deal of Unfortunate Soul

Y/N is penniless. Between jogging the school works, having to watch out for Grim in case he does something out of control while The Prefect is away, and recently surviving from the overblots, the headmaster still didn't give them enough money to manage the ramshackle, let alone for their food. She took on some jobs to help them, such as delivering some packages or helping the school cafeteria to help with their savings, but it wasn't enough.

Grim, being the cat he was, stole the money she had kept hidden under the bed unnoticed until she came to look for it only to find out it was gone. She came storming to Grim who only denied it with an innocent look on his face, completely different from his attitude. She noticed a great number of cans behind him as he attempted to cover them with his small figure while avoiding eye contact. But it was too late, and he knew she knew as she narrowed her eyes and stood at his level.

"No tuna can for a whole month, you got me?"

"Funyah! No! What did I do to deserve that?!" he exclaims as he still tries to deny it while his ears are folded. She knew he was feeling guilty, but none of the money he had spent would ever come back.

"I can smell tuna on you grim, don't deny it. Two months, you hear me?"

"Tw-two months?! No, I will not allow it—nyarhh, it hurts!"

Y/N pinches his cheeks and carries him into her arms as he struggles to get out of her hold.

"Now, now grim. Don't you want to spend time with me? Being away from your beloved canned tuna wasn't as bad as you think."

"Huwah! Yuu! Y/N is bullying me!" grim screams as y/n finally lets go and launches himself at Yuu, who has only returned as of now. He looked grim first before looking in her direction, while his expression turned into confusion.

Y/N sighs in defeat before explaining the situation as they sit down on the couch. Yuu's expression changed into one of sympathy as he patted y/n shoulder. She calms down after a while as they chatted when Grim moves to y/n, apologizing with tears flowing through his face. Y/N cradled him close while calming his tears before he fell asleep on her shoulders.

"I'm sorry for not helping you with the bills y/n." he apologizes after quite some time. She shook her head before turning her head toward the ceiling.

"No, you've done enough, it was the least I could do." Y/N knew he had enough on his plate. Like her, he was studying often late at night, always around Grim and the adeuce Duo, being the only person in the group with a braincell, attending the dorm meetings as they handled the school activities; it wasn't easy.

The first time they have appeared here, they are mocked for being magic-less. Y/N and Yuu always covered for each other when they threw something at them as they passed. It wasn't easy, and meeting the adeuce duo was no different; they often got into trouble while dragging Grim and Yuu along with them. After the events later on, the two of them still relied on each other, with grim at their sides.

"We will manage, just like we always do." she mumbles.

"Oh? This is a surprise. What can I do for you, y/n?"

"Is your housedorm leader here?"

Jade greeted her at the counter with his signature smile. She wasted no time asking him as she made her way toward him. The lounge was quiet, save for a few costomers at the table. The background music was orchestral, with a soft tune perfect for relaxation as she walked towards the inside.

She hasn't set foot here in a long time since the Scarabia event, where Jamil overblotted. She was often busy with all of her schedule until now, when she saw a flyer on the school board with a hiring sign. The amount of wages was higher than her previous two jobs, even if they doubled together. Alas, she was desperate, and here she was.

"Of course, do you want me to notify him?"

"Please do,"

Jade bowed before leaving, y/n sat down on the bar stools as she waited. Her eyes landed on the clock nearby before glancing at the VIP door, where Jade went. Moments passed as she waited, her teeth sinking into the flesh of her cheek as she stared hard. They are taking too long.

"Nee Koebi-chan, whatcha starin' at?" a voice spoke behind her ear, breaking her revery, and she clined her head quickly to the new intruder whom she didn't hear coming. A familiar teal hair color with one long streak of gray framing his right side stares down at her grinning, revealing his sharp teeth while her eyes widen.

"Floyd? What are you doing here?"

"How sad Koebi-Chan. I was right behind you when you entered, didn't you hear me earlier?"

She in fact forgot that he was at the door earlier while she went in, she was so focused on the paper that she hadn't noticed everything in her surroundings until now.

"I suppose I did. Hah..." She breathed. "Floyd, can I ask a question?"

"You just did silly," He remarked, watching the gears running into her head while her expression changed, amusing him.

"Okay ah, are they always taking this long?"

"Azul and Jade? I don't know~"

"Floyd, didn't you get assigned to serve the customers?"

"Ehh, I don't feel like it."

Y/N made a small laugh as Floyd's expression turned downcast the minute Jade asked him.

The mostro lounge was soon beginning to be busy as more students walked in. Jade had to convince his brother on behalf of Azul to serve the costomers, but to no avail. He walked out of the lounge and went somewhere else as Jade sighed.

"My apologies for making you wait; Azul is waiting for you in the VIP Room."

"Thank you."

Y/N walk towards the door and knock. She waited for his call before heading inside. The noises soon became silent as the door closed from behind her, and the air had become noticeably colder.

From behind his table, he gestures for her to sit down as he writes something on a piece of paper. She could guess it was a contract from the glowing paper.

"Dear y/n, how may I help you?"

"The flyer on the student board, Are you still hiring?"

She watches as he hums before putting down the quill. He laid his elbows on the table and pillowed his chin with the back of his hands. His eyes lowered just a little, and his signature smile graced his lips.

"I'm sorry to say the least, the slot has already been taken since yesterday, though I do have another job that wasn't taken just yet." His eyes watch her plummet in a split second before her face becomes unreadable.

"What's the catch?" y/n pursed her lips. Azul lowered his arms and pulled out a folder from his desk before handing it to her.

"Darling, if you don't trust me, read it yourself to your heart's content."

She took it from his hands and read the contract. It seems pretty simple enough; the only job she has to do is sort the papers and often handle managing the members from their post. But she was confused as to why he needed someone to do that job. Wasn't it classified?

She heard shuffling from his desk but didn't lift her eyes. She only lifted them when she was done. She saw Azul checking his contracts on his desk with a focused expression; his eyes darted from text to text until he felt her stare at him.

He turned to her and smiled. "Have you made up your mind?"

"I do, but before that, I have questions I'd like to have."

"Sure, anything you'd like to ask."

"What is the point of this contract?" she asked softly, his face was still unreadable as she grew nervous.

"I need someone I can trust to do the paper work here in the office, you see, I was quite busy managing the Mostro Lounge, and don't get me started with Floyd." Azul made a pitiful expression causing y/n to furrowed her eyebrows at his display.

"So you specifically made this contract just for me?" she jest, yet he took it seriously.

"Well technically no, but after the recent tragedy that befell us, you are one of the few people I could count on other than the twins, for that matter." His evil smirk took place as he took the contract into her hands. "Plus, don't you need some madol to help your living? My records show here that all of you are dependent on the headmaster's unfortunate savings." Tell me, how does that help you?" he added.

Y/N was lost for this one. He was right, and he knew it, no, he was fully using it.

"So what do you say? Do you agree?"

She knew full well what she was bargaining for, and the risk of doing something from azul but her situation calls for it. for the sake of Yuu and Grim, she had to. Just a few weeks, it was all over.

"Your lucky I was an unfortunate soul for this one," she finally relents, and with determination she knew would be gone after, washes over her. "The contract, let me have it."

"Hehehe... As you wished."

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mihiigonscepaternampeccavi · 9 months

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“Divus Crewel!~”

Scenario: Gn!reader pissed off at divus and sings Cruella de Vil.

Pronouns: you/I

“Professor Crewel hates me, I tell you!” I groan, exasperated, sitting down on my seat with a slump.

“I’m sure that’s not true, he’s just looking out for you!” Deuce reasoned, munching on cookies.

“As if! Headmaster Crowley is already making [ ]’s life a living hell! Professor Crewel’s just making it worse.” Ace snarked, looking up from his phone as he laid, sprawled on the couch.

“Ace, darling! You’ve given me a brilliant idea!” Turning to my piano and smiling at grim funnily.

“You’re not serious, are you?” Grim whined, “oh you know I am!” Giggling I pick Grim up and put him down on the rug.

“Whatcha doin, prefect?” He looked, curious and confused.

“Writing a song my dear Perdita!” giggling you turn to the piano, wondering.

“Perdita?” Deuce was clueless while Ace laughed loudly. “Prefect, you’re kidding!” He bawls, laughing.

“Oh shush, my darling Pongo!” I smiled, “Plus! My dear Perdita is the calmer one.” I grinned and started a tune as Ace’s mouth flew open.

“That’s mean, prefect! Also, what would grim be if we’re the dogs?” Ace grinned as Deuce was still confused.

“He’d be more than fit to be a dozen puppies. He eats much more than one puppy anyway!” Smirking, I continued my tune.

“Mrhah!!! No fair! I need cans of tuna for compensation!”

Smiling, I continued. “Divus Crewel… Divus Crewel! If he doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will…”

“LMAO PREFECT?!” Ace fell on the floor, in tears

“Ace, darling! That isn’t a flattering look!~” shaking I resumed, “to see him is to take a sudden chill… Divus, Divus Crewel! Hah!~” I glanced at Deuce, winking. His face getting hot as Ace kept laughing.

“The curl of his lips, the ice in his stare! All innocent students had better, beware!” You gave in and laughed, unbeknownst to you four, Dire had come with Divus to give you an order.

Their eyes shooting up as they heard you singing.

“He’s like a spider waiting for the ki-ill~” I dragged my fingers through the keys as the door opened without my knowledge. “Look out, for… Divus Crewel!”

I continued singing, not realising Ace had gone quiet and the doors had opened.

“At first you’d think Divus is the devil! Bap bada~ but after time has worn away the shock!!” Giggling I sang even louder.

“You’ve come to realise, you’ve seen his kind of eyes… watching you from underneath the rock!” I guffawed, still irritated with the professor.

“This vampire bat,” I rolled my eyes, as the two staffs’ eyes had bugged out and mouths were wide open. “This inhuman beast, he oughta be locked up and never released!”

“This school was such a wholesome place unti-il~ Divus, Divus Crewel! Haha!” Finally noticing the silence you look at Deuce and Ace.

“Why so quiet, Perdita, Pongo?” I smiled as I noticed their panicked eyes.

“Ahem… Ramshackle Prefect.”

“…kill me?”

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #crack fic #divus crewel #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #gn!reader #x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #dire crowley #Spotify

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seenoversundown · 3 months

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Valentine's Day Fic Recs

Happy Valentine's Day babes! 🩷

Here's the Masterlist of allll the Valentine's Fics that I have collected so far! Make sure to show all the writers some love (especially today!)

I'll leave the original post link here

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Champange, Caviar, Anyone? // SFK - @losfacedevil

Sam x Reader // 18+ Smut

Str!ke - @smoking-jakelane

Jake x Reader // fluff// Jake has planned a Date for you since you completely forgot about Valentines Day.

Succulent - @seenoversundown

Sam x Fem OC // 18+ Smut // Sam makes dinner for Birdie, but has a devious plan for dessert.

When The Morning Comes - @highway-tuna

Danny x Reader // No Warnings // Seems like it's just your luck that you get sick right before a date. But not just any date, a Valentine's Day date. But not just any Valentine's Day date, a double Valentine's Day date with your good friend, Danny. So much for being a good wingman. With nothing better to do, you settle into your coziest blanket and sulk, doomed to spend your Valentine's Day evening alone. Or so you think...

Crossroads // DRW - @losfacedevil

Danny x Reader // Fluff

The Girl Next Door // JTK - @dogwood-blossom

Jake x Fem Character // 18+ // Will Jake ever speak to the girl who lives across the street from him? Or is he destined to pine in secrecy for all of eternity? Or maybe just until one of them inevitably moves out? Stay tuned to find out!

Saccharine - @seenoversundown

Danny x Fem OC // 18+ Smut // Daniel and Melody take a cute baking class but he has some ideas for once they get back home.

Hold Me (1) Jake Kiszka - @chouxsardine

Jake x Reader // 18+ Smut // "hold me like you hold your Les Paul, have your way with me the way you play her.” || Your drunk slip-up leads to one of the best Valentine's Day gift you've ever got

Valentines | JTK | Masterlist (18+) - @vanfleeter

There's a handful of Jake fics on here and they're all wonderful!! Check the warnings before reading xoxo

Satiate - @seenoversundown

Josh x Enby OC // 18+ Smut // Quinn makes Josh breakfast in bed, which isn't an uncommon thing for them to do but, today is special.

Siren - @seenoversundown

Jake x Fem OC // 18+ Smut // Jake and Charlotte get stuck in the bar for the evening, with the promise that Jake will make it up to her after.

Absolutely Smitten - @alwaysonthemend

Josh x Reader // 18+ Smut // Check Author's Note and Warnings!

Tag me if I missed your fic and you would like to be added! 🥰🩷

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cloudcountry · 1 year

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flower crowns & a sunlit dream.

Genre/Tropes: MUTUAL PINING but it's REALLY heavy on Sebek's side. Unestablished relationship.

Summary: You decided to get some fresh air and relax, and Sebek decided to tag along. And by that, of course, I mean he can't say no to you.

Author's Comments: I wanted to write something nice for Sebek because a lot of people don't like him and I'm like "guys :(((( he's trying his best :((((" Also we both like reading and hate coffee which I think is really funny LMAO

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The warmth of the sun was like instant stress relief as you stepped out into it. Breathing in the fresh air, you made a mental note to stay in the front lawn on Ramshackle a bit longer to decompress. With Grim holding onto your pant leg as he prattled on about tuna cans and the like, you made your way back to the dorm with a spring in your step.

The fence surrounding your run down building had never looked so beautiful.

Gently patting Grim on the head, you sent him off into the house to snack on his canned fish. He went happily, rushing through the doorway as his tail swished happily behind him. You were just about to go lay down in the grass and watch the clouds when you heard rapid footsteps approaching from behind you.

There was only one person they could belong to.

“Hello, Sebek.” you said, continuing your way into the grass and flowers.

“Human!” he yelled, skidding to a stop behind you as his bag thumped against his hip, “What are you doing?”

“I could ask you the same thing. Why are you running around like your ass is on fire?” you hummed, sitting down in the grass, “Why don’t you come join me and relax? We have the next two days of school off, you know.”

“I don’t have the time!” Sebek snapped, spinning on his heel to book it back down the pathway.

“Oh please, I’m sure you do. What else could you possibly be doing right now?” you sighed glancing around at the meadow of flowers before you.

You were all too familiar with Sebek’s eccentricities and how to slowly put a stop to them.

“Oooh, dandelions! Hmm...I think they would suit you.” you gasped, gently plucking them from the dirt.

“What? Flowers?” he turned back towards you, eyes narrowing as the weird weaving you were doing with the freshly picked dandelions.

“Yeah. C’mere.” you patted the spot on the ground next to you.

“But-!” Sebek flushed as you narrowed your eyes at him, patting the spot next to you more.

He pursed his lips and sat down ungracefully on the rustling grass, unable to stop himself from glancing around awkwardly. He wasn’t sure what to do in this situation, or even what to do around you. You were so confusing to him, especially when you acted like this. He watched you as you hummed a soft tune, weaving the flowers into a circular shape. Sebek felt his heart seize in his chest, a reminder that the way he felt about you was never to be revealed. It didn’t matter how nice you were to him even though he screamed at you to go away, you’d always make him feel weird in the best way possible.

Shuffling around next to you, he rested his chin on his hands. There was no use trying to fight you off when you wanted him around. He’d learn a while ago that he was a little too weak for you.

“Here!” you held up the crown of flowers, setting it on his head, “I knew it. Dandelions suit you.”

He felt his face explode with warmth as you smiled at him, the light wind rustling your hair in a way that made it impossible for him to look away.

“Wh- I- Ah-” he cursed himself for not being able to speak, but you seemed to think reducing him to an embarrassed mess was funny, “If you’ll excuse me! I have a book to get to-!”

“Ooooh, what are you reading this time?” you asked, scooting closer to him.

Too close!

He jolted back, coughing sheepishly into his fist. You didn’t seem weirded out, only smug. How rude!

“It’s about a witch and a princess.” he grumbled, ignoring the happy twinge in his chest when you asked. Nobody really cared to ask what he was reading except for you.

“And?” you beamed. Rather cutely, might he add.

Curse you, human!

“The princess and the witch work together to rid the kingdom of the corrupt government running in it the princess’s absence! They tried to kill her years ago but failed, and the witch and her go on this huge adventure where they get into a lot of trouble and....” he froze, realizing how animated he’d gotten with you watching him like he deserved to be listened to like that.

You nodded slowly, a nonverbal request for him to keep talking. Sebek looked away, brow furrowing.

“Human! I won’t spoil it for you! Read it yourself.” he produced it from his bag, shoving it into your arms.

“Won’t you read it to me?” you asked, holding it like it was a precious treasure, “You were looking for someplace to read in peace, right? You can just pretend I’m not here.”

“But...But I’d have to start from the beginning!” he protested.

“Isn’t that better than just giving it to me, though? It looks like you’re almost done, but if you read it to me you could just mark that spot too and take it back to your dorm with you!” you argued.

He huffed, snatching the book back. You laughed, scooting closer once again.

“Checkmate.” you teased.

“Quiet! You want me to read to you, don’t you?” he hissed, opening up the book.

The first few sentences were a pain to get through, since he could feel you staring at him. The longer he kept at it though, the less it bothered him. You were just a little human, after all. There was no reason to be so nervous! Yeah! He could totally do this-

A warm pressure on his thigh made him jump out of his skin, eyes wide as he looked down at you.

While he was reading, you’d made yourself comfortable against his thigh, pretty eyes staring up at him as you waited for him to continue.

“Is this okay?” you asked, and all he could look at were your lips.

“Fine! It’s fine! Just don’t bother me again, human!” he yelled, face aflame once again.

He tried to hide his blush with the book, but it was in vain. He knew you could still see the way his ears burned red and the way his hands shook, and he knew you’d stay by his side and poke fun at him whenever you possibly could to see him flustered all over again.

But maybe, just maybe, he didn’t mind you all that much.

#auburn's fics <3 #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twst x reader #twst x reader #sebek zigvolt fluff #sebek x reader #sebek fluff #sebek zigvolt x reader

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spacexseven · 1 year

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Mista tuna mista tuna i hope you’ve been having a wonderful week❤️ ive been thinking about fyodor transforming into dazai for god reader so im asking you, god of all writers, what would that look like?

hello anon!!! u r the cutest hehe thank you thank you

Okay but i feel like fyodor will start acting more and more like dazai for god reader.

His ushanka? Gone

Hair? After an emotional painful reminder that his god prefers dazai over him, he will show up with dyed messy brown hair

And oh, is that a new trench coat?

SO.MANY.BANDAGES! how does dazai do this everyday?

You get the point. Fyodor, the most narcissistic, godcomplexed rat out there, will beg on his hands and knees for you to look at him, acknowledge him.

to say his name, not some unworthy scum

Dont get me started on what he will do if he find reader with dazai, smiling and chatting with the enemy as if you hadn’t stay quiet for the last century with your infamous poker face

Dazai should start running

yes u r right anon!!! he starts off by changing his physical appearance to resemble dazai, before anything else.

so it comes as a shock to see fyodor kneeling down before you with brown hair. he's got it cut, too, and styled messily. perhaps noticing your gaze on him, he gathers up the courage to lock eyes with you, and—your heart drops at the sight.

it's almost painful to see him smile—a mischievous quirk that was all too reminiscent of dazai. it's unnatural if the trembling lips of fyodor were anything to go by, and you find yourself thinking that nikolai could have pulled this off better. he stares at you with that unassuming look dazai has, but the intense staring has already caused it to lose its effect—now, it's just creepy.

he clears his throat right before the end of his prayers, and the question that follows leaves you puzzled, "he has worn both black and beige coats in the past. which colour do you prefer…?"

as always, you don't spare him with an answer.

his solution is to alternate between both colours every day.

then the bandages start to appear. you consider the possibility that fyodor was stalking dazai, because it was starting to look eerily accurate with the bandage placements and the directions they were wrapped in. to make things worse, the weird smile is still making its appearance, though you've become desensitized to the sight. a good thing, because if you witnessed both the smile and his new manner of speaking at the same time, it may have actually caused your heart to give out.

he speaks in a odd, playful manner, not the serious, refined way he usually does, and it does get on your nerves. mostly because it doesn't suit him at all. him and dazai, especially when it concerned their ideologies, were polar opposites, and this was just weird. you finally decide things have gone too far when he starts comparing his ability to dazai's.

"crime and punishment," he suggested, "is not all that different from no longer human. one nullifies life, and the other nullifies an ability. not to mention, they are both abilities with three words in their name and, by nature, cannot be used as a supporting—" (you tuned out the rest)

one day, when you catch sight of him fiddling with the hat he always wore, a wonderful idea strikes you. he had really been getting onto your nerves recently, and it was the perfect time for payback.

"your ushanka was cute," at the hopeful look in his eyes, you bite back a smile, "though it suits dazai best."

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REWRITTEN: Mating Season - Siren!Todoroki x Reader

Part 1

Original Version

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Gender: AFAB

Warnings: Oral (fem receiving), marking, Siren anatomy, arousal venom, biting, two dicks, neck dicks, oviposition - not good with terminology to let me know if I’ve missed anything!

Notes: So I edited it. I tripled the word count so hopefully it's worth it lmao xD

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Today was a beautiful day to visit the ocean, something I was relishing in as the sun beat down on my naked skin. Even if it weren’t so lovely, I wouldn’t miss the opportunity to visit Todoroki. He’d been especially needy lately and the last thing I wanted to do was stay away from him when he’s like that. It’s not like either of us could live with the other long term without me considering living in the ocean permanently, unfortunately. That was just too big of a decision for now.

Walking down the path I entered the beach with a picnic basket in hand. It was hot as hell and people were finally starting to leave as the sun went down, giving us much needed privacy, even if our regular spot was already quite isolated.

Taking a seat on the rocky area, I let out a few clicks and chirps, letting Todoroki know I was here as I set up the picnic and removed my dress, humming a tune to myself. Todoroki liked it when I sang to him, so what’s a better way to greet my love?

It wasn’t long before his head popped up and he sent a few welcoming trills back, making me smile lovingly down at the creature.

“Hi, Love.” he sang, pulling himself up to sit on the rock with me. Immediately he began to nuzzle my face, trilling as our scents mixed. I eagerly returned it, giggling as the cool water made contact with my skin.

“Hey. How you doing?” I begged, flattening the blanket and offering him some sandwiches to try. He looked at the thing curiously for a moment, playing with the texture a bit between his finger pads before taking it from me and looking back at me.

“Better now.” he purred, making me giggle. I watched as he attempted to eat the tuna sandwich, curious of his response.

‘He likes fish, so…’ I prayed I’d made the right choice.

However he didn’t have the reaction I expected. Instead, he put the sandwich down and tapped his cheek.

“You haven’t kissed me today, Love.” he practically whined. I giggled at his pouting before leaning in to give my mate a kiss, as he rightfully deserved.

It started off soft, as I had intended it to be. As soon as our lips touched, he began to trill loudly.

However, he immediately deepened it, pulling me to him, picnic forgotten as I nearly crushed the sandwiches. I squeaked as he pulled me on top of him and wrapped his tail around one of my legs.

“Sho!” I squealed, attempting to get leverage and, especially, climb off of him. However he held me tightly to his chest, trilling never stopping as he smirked up at me, namely my flushed cheeks and embarrassed tone. He found it cute.

“You look so beautiful, you know that?” he purred, nuzzling my neck slightly, giving a few pecks here and there. I tried to pull away, but he was so much stronger than me, and made it very clear what he wanted from me as those pecks turned into nips, which turned into sucking, leaving all kinds of bruises in their wake - pretty bruises, in Todoroki’s mind.

That’s when the whole thing clicked for me.

“... Now?!”

The only response I got was him grinding against my clothed cunt and him roughly tugging at my bikini bottoms, causing me to gasp loudly.

'Music to my ears~' Todoroki hummed.

“Need you so badly, Love.” he whimpered into my neck, catching my skin beneath his teeth. It was then that I realised I felt him, hard as a rock, surprised that he was so ready for me without any work. I moaned when I felt him catch my clit as he bucked up against me, making him purr and flip us over. It was enough to send me reeling, his scent suddenly overwhelming my senses. It was intoxicating, smelling him - his musk, his slick from his cocks and especially how they intermingled with the stench of the ocean.

Wasting little time, Todoroki expertly pulled off my bottoms. He’d gotten masterful at tearing them off without ruining them the more time we’d spent together. Didn’t matter what type of bikini bottoms I wore or if it was a full suit; he would adapt and overcome. After all, the last time he was impatient and tore them, I got pretty mad and that kinda spoiled the mood.

We still fucked of course, but that’s not the point.

Before I could even process that they had been removed, cool air hitting my moist cunt, Todoroki was on me, diving in for a taste. Immediately I squealed, back arching at the warm, moist intrusion, thighs clamping around his head. I couldn’t help the filthy moans that sounded from me as I attempted to cover my mouth in case anyone was still around.

Todoroki wasn’t having this, however, and pulled on my arm, glaring at me from across my stomach.

“I want to hear everything.” he muttered seriously. Immediately I froze up at the primal look in his eye. His gaze never left mine until I gave a small nod in response. Only then did he go back to what he was doing, taking in my scent with a shaky breath.

He was in total control. He might be feeling frisky for whatever reason, but he needed to know that I knew who was in charge here. And damn it that was a huge turn on; I didn’t mind being the sub as long as it was him on top of me.

Todoroki’s calm and collected nature didn’t extend to how he ate me out. Although he was thorough, he was not afraid to get involved and wet as he slurped at my juices greedily. All he cared about was the taste and making me cum, so I suppose his nature came though in the end as he carefully did what he knew was sure to get me off.

Todoroki went straight for my hole first, indulging himself a bit in order to try and get more of my fluids into his mouth. It was enough to make me buck and gasp in surprise as he penetrated me, over and over with his rough, thick tongue. I found it made my toes curl and cunt flutter around him, something which made him groan.

“Doing all that for me…” he muttered, licking his lips before diving back in for another taste, “Mine.” he snarled into me, forcing his tongue as far as it would go to try and get more of my fluids and to watch as my back arched off the stone with every thrust. It made him rut into the stone below him despite the discomfort. But he couldn’t help himself. He was engulfed in the scent of his mate and it was delicious on the tongue.

Only once he’d satisfied his craving did he focus on the task at hand. From there he moved to attacking my clit aggressively, rubbing tiny circles expertly into the sensitive bud. Immediately I whined, shaking my head at the intensity.

“T-too much!” I cried, clawing at the rock below me as I clenched around him just that bit harder. However he immediately pried my thighs off his head and pinned them down onto the rock with his superior strength, muscles twitching just like his cock. He preferred this, being able to see everything. Watching his tongue go in and out or watching how I clenched around nothing. But above all, he liked that he had the power, looking down at his pleading mate as he pleased her. It just filled a need he had at that moment and he knew that he was in heaven.

“You can take it, Love.” he asserted lovingly, going back to his meal, claws nipping at my skin as he pinned me down to the rock. Immediately my high pitched whines, begging and mewls sounded throughout the beach and echoed through the cave we were on the outskirts of, no longer caring if someone saw us.

Eager and desperate in his pursuit, Todoroki began to slowly suck and tongue my clit, watching as each motion sent jolts through my body. Tentatively he nipped at the bundle of nerves occasionally, just to watch me yelp and writhe underneath him.

This is where I belonged. Under him like this, begging up to him like he was my master. And in a way he was. In that moment, all I could do was hold on for the ride as he commanded me, taking what he wanted.

And right now, he wanted to make me unravel on his tongue.

Desperate for some kind of anchor, I found myself grasping and clawing at his hair, yanking occasionally when he nipped at me, earning a few growls from the creature. But he allowed it, nay, getting off on it. However, despite being overly sensitive, I couldn’t help but grind against his tongue, just as greedy for a release as he was. It was bordering on painful, but so, so good and only got better the more he flicked and rubbed.

I was getting close already, causing me to howl and whine like a sinner. I was beginning to sound like a tiny prey animal as I panted. It was adorable, really, in Todoroki’s mind, especially as I stuttered out, “I-I’m c-close, Sho!”

He didn’t want me to cum so quickly. So he moved back to my hole, penetrating it to gather the new slick that had gathered there from his assault.

I let out a deep breath, body relaxing slightly as the pressure stabilised and I was no longer being overstimulated. However I couldn’t help but whine, earning a chuckle from Todoroki, who was watching me as I pouted.

He was edging me. I knew that. And what he was doing still felt good. But damn did I want to cum just then.

However, that’s when I felt something thick, covered in slick and big press against my entrance.

“S-Sho…?”

“So good for me, Love.” he muttered into my pussy as he lovingly rubbed at the marks along my thighs that his claws left, “Gonna fill you up.”

Confused, I looked down to see his pupils completely shot. He looked absolutely feral as my fluids dripped from his mouth. Sharp teeth were protruding slightly from his lips as he panted, long, slimy tongue licking his lips as he attempted to lap up all my fluids. There was also something long and, as I’d felt, slimy protruding from his neck. It moved with purpose and was clearly prehensile like his cocks, which made me frown.

“What’s that?” I begged curiously. However I didn’t get a response other than the objects slowly being shoved into me, the clasper-like heads pushing against my gummy walls, causing me to stretch. I gasped, back arching as he entered me.

“Sho…!” I breathed as I felt his cocks wiggling inside me, already looking for my g-spot. However I was only pulled further into the sensation as I felt Todoroki’s hot breath on my cunt as he gasped and groaned loudly as he slid inside of me. It made me clench around him, which made him gasp mid-moan, loudly. Todoroki was rarely noisy, but here he was, loudly expressing himself. It was erotic and a massive turn on; I couldn’t help as I fluttered around him, clawing at my own thighs to get purchase.

Before I knew what was happening, he had sheathed himself in me entirely and paused there, both of us adjusting. Todoroki had never felt this sensation before. I was so impossibly warm and wet compared to his coldblooded self. It was like his cocks were on fire and yet they felt more alive now then they ever had. The only thing that moved was his cocks, stretching and feeling for that warm, gummy spot deep in my pelvis. And only when he found it did he retreat slightly before thrusting back in sharply. He enjoyed watching as my eyes widened, pupils dilated with love and lust as I arched into him, clawing at the ground fruitlessly. It was a breathtaking sight and was enough to make him groan into my cunt again, especially as my walls caught and clung onto him tightly. He concluded he’d never get over the sensation of being inside me. With either one of his cocks.

Thrusting into me, he slowly got into a rhythm that he was satisfied with, especially as he continued to hit my g-spot perfectly, kissing my cervix each time he met my hips. Only then did he continue his attack on my clit with his mouth, continuing to thrust his throat as he did.

He was gentle at first, encouraging me to rock in time with his thrusts against his face. It was careful and slow. However his patience didn’t last as he sped up his motions and began to actively suck and play with my clit aggressively all over again. I immediately lost my hands in his hair all over again as I held on for the ride, bucking to meet his thrusts as my walls fluttered around him oh so temptingly. It was enough to make him wanna nut then and there, but he held on, determined to make his mate cum before he did as he pressed on my stomach where a bulge had formed from his cocks driving into me. He couldn’t help but purr at the sight, picking up the pace again so he could watch as the coil slowly began to build, ready to snap.

His first clue was the panting. The next were the baby animal whines and mewls. Next was the screaming and chanting. Between his ministrations with his mouth, the build up from before and the pulsing of his cocks, that coil snapped quickly and my high hit me hard, everything crashing down around me.

Screaming loudly, I came, which only caused Todoroki to speed up his thrusts as he fucked me through my high and chased his own, leaving a bite on my pubis that made me yelp. It was then I felt his venom relax and sensitise me, which only made me moan louder as I rode out my high on his face.

“(F/N).” he mouthed into the flesh of my pubis and into my aching cunt before bucking deeply into me, past my cervix and filling me to the brim with his eggs and seed. I immediately whined, feeling a bit of the pain but more of the pleasure as I swelled up.

“Sho…”

Todoroki purred as he took in our mixed scents and rubbed my belly. He took his time, relishing in the warmth for a few minutes, using me as a cockwarmer before slowly pulling out. Before I could even recover, he climbed on top of me, giving me a good look at his neck penises as they retracted back into his throat.

“What is that?” I begged curiously, slightly delirious, earning a chuckle.

“We only use that one during mating season.” he explained as he went back to assaulting my neck and grasping at my breasts with guttural growls sounding from his throat.

However my mind slowly began to sober up as the venom attempted to lull me back into the sensations of Todoroki all over me. But I held onto that thought and focused on it.

“It’s mating season?” I begged, my mind slowly coming back to me, “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I thought you could smell it?” he paused, looking up at me, making me frown.

“That’s what that is?!”

I felt like a massive, oblivious idiot as Todoroki chuckled. I knew Todoroki smelt… stronger than usual. More musky and, well, manly if that made any sense? It overthrew the scent of the ocean that clung to him, leaving a husky and tantalising scent - or stench, I really should say given how potent it was at that moment.

No wonder I was drowning in it the closer we got to one another.

Whilst I was distracted, he began pulling at my bikini top so he could get better access to my breasts. And I let him as I nuzzled him, which he returned, trilling.

“Sorry, Sho. I had no clue.”

“It’s okay, Love.” he purred, giving me a kiss, “You know now.” I nodded, “You’ll need to stay with me for a few days.” he warned, “I can’t be apart from you.” I nodded again, staring at him lovingly as I caressed his cheek.

“I can do that.”

Todoroki ordered me to lay back and enjoy myself. So I did as he commanded, whining as he pawed at my now very sensitive breasts before watching me as his tongue unravelled and swiped a small lick against the nub of my nipple, just testing the waters. Only when he was satisfied with the result did his lips wrap around my nipple and began to suck, tongue flicking the nub.

I gasped, loudly before letting out a loud, long moan. Todoroki immediately purred, nuzzling my chest before going back to tending to my nipple.

Gasping, I pulled him off and up towards me before kissing him, deeply, as I wrapped my arms and legs around him, causing him to moan when I caught the tip of his clasper. I smirked as this, an idea playing in my mind.

“Feel good when I do that, huh?” I teased. Todoroki growled at me, only for it to turn into a whine when I rocked my hips up against his cocks again, slicking up my pubis, “I’ll take that as a yes~”

“More.” he growled animalistically, deep tone horse and husky.

Unsatisfied, he bit my shoulder harshly, causing me to yelp again. Simultaneously he shoved his cocks in, down to the hilt. I gasped out as he sucked on the wound all whilst pistoning in and out of me at a rapid pace. I could hardly keep up as he ploughed into me, completely intoxicated by my scent as I was his. Both dicks wiggled their way inside me as he fucked me raw, making sure to hit my g-spot with each thrust. The sensation was driving me mad as I felt him everywhere all at once, his rough scales tickling my clit and rubbing it harshly with each motion.

I could barely handle it, the overstimulation and roughness. But damn was it good. Too good as I felt myself nearing my release quickly.

“S-Sho!” I screeched as I came, fluids flowing out of me sharply as I squirted on his cocks, earning a deep, guttural growl as he picked up the pace, something I didn't think possible.

Snarling, Todoroki shoved himself so deep inside me that his cocks wiggled past my cervix again, earning my whines. It was a weird sensation I still wasn't used to, him pushing his eggs into me. But with the venom it was downright pleasurable and made me mewl.

Todoroki looked down, watching as my tummy swelled further, basking in pride. Churring, he nuzzled my neck and face before running his hand across my belly, gently. I whined at the sensation

“You should eat.” he suddenly warned. I frowned up at him, confused. That's when he smirked.

“You’ll need the energy.”

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